it's season 5 of caos and hilda is exhausted.
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boygenius’ still the one cover. yeah.
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Sabrina: Hey Lilith , can we go with you to Hell?
Lilith: What did Zelda say?
Sabrina: She said no.
Lilith: So why are you asking me
Sabrina: Because she's not the boss of you.
Lilith, internally: it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap it's-
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ೃ⁀➷ Imagine Zelda comforting you during a thunderstorm ·˚ ༘
Both you and Zelda had spent the afternoon at the kitchen table, each following their own trail of thoughts, when suddenly a loud rumbling from outside started to sound. A lightning strike followed. You flinched at the abrupt sound, making Zelda jolt from your sudden movement. “Scared of a little thunderstorm now, are we?”, Zelda sighed heavily and put down her newspaper. Brushing a strand of hair out of her forehead, she decided to soften her expression.
“No… I just didn’t expect the sound”, you folded your arms in front of your chest. Unwilling to believe your hesitant stuttering, Zelda got up and motioned with her hand to follow her. The older witch stood in front of the great living room window waiting for you to join. You’ve always hated thunderstorms, something unpredictable about them creeped you out. You slowly walked over to her unbeknownst to what she wanted you to do now. As you stood next to her, Zelda wrapped an arm around your waist, pulling you close to her. The witch pointed out to her yard, which was currently watered by the heavy rain that accompanied the ongoing thunderstorm.
"There, there, my dear. Thunderstorms are a part of nature's grand performance”, her raspy voice was almost soothing. “Think of it as the sky's way of cleansing the earth. The storm will pass and you'll see, it won't last forever”, Zelda brushed her lips against your temple and swiftly caressed your side before taking a step back from you. You remained at the window, recalling your girlfriend's words. Although it seemed messy, the storm slowly appeared calming to you and your fears were slightly calmed.
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Lilith: what is up with this neighborhood?! some van just pulled up and these creepy characters are getting out!
Hilda: that is a school bus Lilith, and those are children, my love.
Lilith: well i don't like the way they're looking at me
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[finding a dead body]
Sabrina: How long do you think he has been down there?
Ambrose: *takes some dust off the skeleton and licks it*
Ambrose: I'd say May of 1985.
Sabrina: You can tell by tasting it?
Ambrose: No, the date of the newspaper next to him.
Sabrina: Then why did you lick him?!?
Ambrose: How often do you get to taste a mummy?
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The Office (2001) - 1.02 Work Experience
Mom and Dad
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