#lychee speaks

[lycheedr3ams]

Can we plz talk about this official picture from COD

HE IS SO CUTE GREMLIN OH MY GOD SO SILLY HE IS SO CUTE I WANNA GIVE HIM A HUG SILLY LITTLE BOY OH MY GOD SO CUTEEEEEE

[klumsymaid]

everytime i sign in, something looks different. anyway! i hope everything calms down so I can have time to be on here. ;c;

[oceanamethyst]

All The Dragon Cookies in the CROB 7th Anniversary Title Screen

[legendary-cookies]

Rank the legends from gayest to straightest

Note that this is more based on my versions of them rather than canon

Except Fire Spirit

You cannot tell me that man is not the fruitiest Legend of all headcanon or not lmfao

Gayest

Fire Spirit

Timekeeper

Lychee

Moonlight

Sea Fairy

Pitaya

Wind Archer

Sugar Swan

Millennial Tree

Lotus

Black Pearl

Abyss Monarch

Ananas

Longan

Frost Queen

Dark Enchantress

Straightest

[solidwater05]

Wait, how long do dragons live? They've existed for thousands of years but are they immortal or do they just have a very very long lifespan?

[happilychee]

Could I recommend some aromantic Levy headcannons?

YES YES YES

TALK AROMANTICISM TO ME PLEASE

[spaghetticat3899]

Some doodles

I don’t really have much more to add. Have some Hachikōs and dragons for appreciate a dragon day.

I tried to sketch out some concepts for that “fright fury” I got bored and made back when I was still working. They’re a desert/scrub dwelling fury species, closely related to sand wraiths and night furies. They’re not nearly finalized, but I had a few ideas regarding their design and abilities. They’re nocturnal and bury themselves in sand or soil during the day. The long spines they have aid in conducting electricity, convergently evolving to be similar to a skrill’s. Their nubs are sharper, the tips of their wings and tail fins are long and pointy, also aiding with their electrical attacks. They’re most active during storms, as rare as they are, and use the lightning and cover of darkness to hunt. Their plasma blasts are lit using electricity, and can melt sand into glass in some individuals. I was thinking their patterning could be based off saw-scaled vipers, cougars, and hog nose snakes.

[jade-of-mourning]

based on this one post that i still find hilarious

yes i am still a todokami bitch. is this how i decided to spend my last day before school starts? of course.

[mantisgodsdomain]

Trick or treat! :)

Treat!

The shell has a bit of a crunch to it, but it's easy to break through even for a pup, and the liquid inside is incredibly silky smooth - the sort of texture that's thin enough to run smoothly, but sort of coats your throat when you drink it. Tastes like a sort of mild sweet/savoury flavor, a bit like Lychee fruit if you've ever had it - if you're lucky, you'll even get a bit of grub in it, or a bug that's nearly ready to emerge! Very tasty.

[antdays]

this is the worst day of my life. apparently lychees and rambutans are not? the same?? fruit??? i've been calling rambutans lychees this whole goddamn time and it took me ordering a mid lychee drink from a boba tea place to figure it out. because rambutans are NOT mid and that lychee drink WAS mid. well there was more to it than that but my whole life is a lie

[timekeepers-cookie-antics]

Dragon shenanigans

[lycheedr3ams]

könig can't help but get a hard-on when he sees you, his pretty wife, cooking for him. it doesn't matter what time of day, just seeing the care you put into making his food, the way your bite your lip in concentration while measuring ingredients or when you have to bend over to get something in the bottom cupboards

but könig would never disturb you while you're cooking. he understands you need to concentrate, and he honestly just loves watching you in your zone. you always see him staring at you out of the corner of your eye, that familiar predatory gaze mixed with lust that always makes you throb. you can't help but smile giddily and turn your head away so he doesnt see, because you know that if he sees, it's all over for you

while you're standing at the stove or mixing things, könig will kneel behind you and paw at your ass and hips. he'll groan when you make a little noise at his touches, but he'll shush you with gentle squeezes on your hips.

if you're wearing a skirt, könig will gently hike his hands up your soft thighs, making you a bit more hot and bothered than you thought you'd be while cooking. and while you're extra distracted with cooking, he'll gently shift your panties to the side to reveal your slick pussy. könig gently nudges your legs apart and parts your sticky folds. your scent hits his nose, and he swears he could come from that alone.

könig sticks his tongue out and laps firmly at your soaked folds, focusing on your pretty little clit. your sweet moans hit his ears and only spur him on. he listens intently as you cook, and if you stop cooking because he's making you feel too good, he'll gently slap your thighs to get you to keep cooking.

he makes you come, every single time. your legs shake and knees threaten to buckle as he gives you such a good orgasm while you're stirring the batter or cooking schniztel. könig licks the slick that was dripping down your thighs, and puts your panties back in place. he'll playfully slap your ass gently as he gets up from his knees and towers over you. he'll grin at you cheekily, all too proud of himself, your slick glistening on his stubbled chin and jaw, and he'll ask, "so, is it almost ready?"

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[klumsymaid]

hiya guys!

I won't be on much this weekend. I am being dragged off to enjoy Halloween weekend. ( please - keep me in your thoughts. 😭 I will be up to no good )

[todayisafridaynight]

ADMITTEDLY it’s a very “teenagers first alcohol” kind of vibe so I prommy it’s not popular with any demographic that’s older than 25 gdgdgd

I’m only just recently leaving my baby tastebuds please bare with me (and give me drink recs so I can leave candy hell)

(Also sidenote but I genuinely didn’t expect so much uproar over GRAPE FLAVOURING because I’ve never heard anyone hate it so much so once again I’m convinced this is an American problem and not a problem with my beloved grape flavour 🙏)

passport you are GROWN im fucking crying looking at all of this. this is the equivalent of whiteclaw.

[legendary-cookies]

I didn't know what to post for the 7th Anniversary event so here's screenshots I took of every group the Legends are in

For some reason I didn't take a screenshot of Pitaya's group with the stars so you get the first line of their dialogue lol

[solidwater05]

I feel like Lychee is short by dragon standards and also remarkably tall by normal cookie standards