Maddie, joking about Buck liking guys for almost 5 seasons: for the kicks an giggles
Maddie, after Buck comes out to her:
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incorrect buddie quotes part idk
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Chim, bursting into Eddie's room: I’m getting married today!
Eddie, on his bed with the covers up to his chin: Morning Chim.
Chim: I’M GETTING MARRIED! TODAY!
Eddie: Yeah, you are. Let me get dressed and I'll join you.
Chim: OK! WOO-HOO!
Buck, popping his head out from under the covers: Do you think he knew I was here?
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Maddie: Not that I'm complaining about spending time together, but don't you and Eddie usually hang out Fridays?
Buck: Eddie's busy hanging out with attractive helicopter pilots
Maddie: Oh that's why when I came in you were sitting in the dark, eating ice cream and blasting break up songs
Buck:... No, that's unrelated
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Maddie: So did you take my advice?
Buck: Y-yeah! Thanks, Maddie.
Maddie: So? Any updates for the being the best sister in the whole world?
Buck: Well, me and Eddie are cool now...
Maddie: And...?
Buck, shyly: And Tommy kissed me.
Maddie, blinking aggressively: ...What.
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Buck: Maddie, I need to tell you something
Maddie: Oh no… what did you do?
Buck: There’s no easy way to say this but Eddie and I accidentally got married
Maddie: What do you mean you accidentally got married? HOW do you accidentally get married?
Buck: After a shit ton of alcohol at a bachelor party, an officiant friend, and two somehow very enthusiastic witnessses. You don’t wanna know the details.
Maddie: Oh, I really do.
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Eddie: This was 100% successful trip
Buck: WE LOST MY GIRLFRIEND
Eddie: This was 300% success trip
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buck: i love therapy! its like a talk show where im the guest and the only topic is me
maddie:
maddie: that is not–
eddie: shhh, at least hes going to therapy
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Eddie: So, what’s Buck's type?
Maddie: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humour, has a kid.
Eddie: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.
Maddie: Did I mention oblivious?
Eddie: Yeah, why?
Maddie: Okay, just making sure.
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Maddie: Admit it, you like Eddie!
Buck: What!? No, I don't!
Buck: I mean am I attracted to him? Sure.
Buck: Do my days feel better when I'm around him? Yes.
Buck: Does he get me in ways that no other person has? Indubitably.
Buck: Do I fantasize about him? Yes, but only in like, four positions.
Buck: And look, am I the type of idiot who would fall in love with his best friend? Of course!
Buck: But do I LIKE Eddie!? ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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*Eddie and Maddie finally just hanging out and Maddie telling stories about Buck*
Maddie: Buck had his first boyfriend when he was 10 and it was the cutest thing ever
Eddie: Had his first what now?
Maddie: Boyfriend, this was long before you Eddie no need to be jealous, they were kids, it was funny
Eddie: Before me? Huh what when where why?
Maddie:
Maddie: You and Buck aren’t..?
Eddie:
Eddie: BUCK’S BI???
Maddie: 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
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Eddie: He’s so hot.
Maddie: I know right.
Eddie: What? Maddie, that’s your brother.
Maddie: He’s not my brother? What are you talking about?
Eddie: Um Buck? He’s sitting right there talking with Chim?
Maddie: Oh yeah, Buck, yeah… I wasn’t talking about him.
Eddie: Oh okay… Wait what?
Maddie: WAIT! MY BROTHER?!?!?
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* Buck is asleep on the couch next to Eddie*
Chim: Didn’t he just finish his fourth cup of coffee before he fell asleep?
Eddie: Fifth. But for Buck, caffeine is like taking a sleeping pill
Chim: Isn’t that very common for people with ADHD?
Eddie: Your point being?
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BUCK: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
MADDIE: What the hell do you do?
BUCK: I die? What kinda question...
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Bobby: Welcome everyone. Today, we have the 30th continuation of another very important topic for our monthly meetings.
Eddie: Does Buck have bad luck, is he clumsy, or just a dumbass for always getting himself into bad situations?
Athena: Again, it's probably all three.
Maddie: Hear! hear!
Buck, pouting: This is bullying.
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