#makes me feel skinny 😜

[ohmanareyoucereal69]

I hate it here so I will go to the secret gardens in my mind

[growth-crazy-girl]

Extreme Slime Expansion

Warning: Extreme Rapid Weight Gain Fantasy Scenario 😜

Ok I normally don’t do long form writing, but I wanted to put this somewhere lol. One of my biggest fantasies is myself being a slime girl with the ability to pump up humans with my slime. I’m not into NC so only if willing, but I’d wanna pump up a skinny girl hundreds and hundreds of pounds in a matter of minutes, and then some 🤤

I’d start by thickening her up all around, watching her skinny thighs fill out, her rear showing more definition, her breasts slowly becoming fuller and rounder, the rest of her body developing a layer of supple fat. My slime works as a biological imitator, so my cells instantly mutate to whatever host cells I want to replicate. In other words, her body is genuinely gaining all of this weight, and I can mold her in any way I want

First I’d concentrate my slime straight to her lower half. Rapidly her hips widen, her thighs thicken, her cheeks swell with pounds and pounds of fat and flesh, and her skin keeps up the pace, the volume and surface area of her ass increase exponentially. I push her up against the mirror so she can see how bottom heavy she’s becoming, going from “thick” to “bbw pear” to “cartoon mom” and beyond, dense fat packed into her hips and thighs and enormous cheeks

Next I’d focus on her belly, slime pumping into her pound after pound until her gut sprawls out before her, love handles turning into dense fat rolls, belly button swelling up on all sides and getting deep. I grab her hanging belly as it sags lower and jiggle it around. Still though it’s stuffed so full of fat and adipose that it extends out straight in front of her, and she moans feeling the vibrations jiggle through hundreds of pounds of new tissue across her body

Suddenly her boobs explode outward in size as I finally concentrate my full power on them, surging with glutted fat and newfound breast tissue. Rivers of slime can be heard forcibly gushing their way into the now ocean of titmeat. Of course I have to force a ton of slime into her nipples as well, swelling them up huge and hard, the size of an average girl’s dildo. Each boob rolls to the side of her gut, still riding as firm on her chest as possible at this size

As she blows through the entire alphabet of bra sizes and into the unknown, I can’t help but squeeze a few dozen collective pounds into fattening her fupa and entire vulva, giving her a wobbling, gravid pussy bigger than her head, and a clit bigger than a soup bowl

She must be, what, 600-700 pounds now? I can only imagine the mixture of fear and excitement she’d be feeling, knowing she let me make her as big as I wanted. Surely we must be done right? She can’t even see the mirror anymore! Little does she know we’re just getting started…

I broadened my slime flow to the rest of her body and begin pumping. Her only request was to maintain some semblance of mobility, and I planned to happily oblige.

Too much weight to carry? Slime poured into her muscles to beef them up, and she modifies her stance to accommodate the enormous amount of new muscle needed to keep her mountainous ass cheeks lofty and firm, to keep her legs from buckling under the sheer weight. Not enough structural integrity? Slime reinforces her bones, strengthens her joints and ligaments, adding even more fat and skin in the right places to maintain balance. Heart going to stop from pure insane obesity? The chambers of her heart suck up my slime like a sponge, becoming like biological steel. I’ll shape and mold her body in any way necessary to maintain every bodily function, maintain some human resemblance…. All so she can take more.

More fat. More slime. MORE.

I finally realize that she’s going to need more height and a larger frame overall or else the laws of physics will catch up with us, and so the massive pile of woman begins growing up as well as out in every direction.

Awww but now she’s not visibly getting much bigger! 20 pounds a second looks like nothing on her, and that’s no fun 😏 So I take a deep breath, enter her every remaining orifice, and make one final push

*GLUUUUUURGLRGLRGLRGLRG*

Her body sounds like a fire hydrant in reverse as hundreds of gallons of slime force there way into her mountainous form, instantly turning into flesh and bone and fat. Soooo much fat.

Finally I stop when I hit that magical number- 2000lbs. I can’t wait to tease her, “you literally weigh a ton, you’re literally as big as an elephant, it might take some getting used to, but you can walk waddle short distances!”

I stepped back to admire my handiwork. This gigantic blob of a once skinny woman had me drooling over her every roll and curve. I was particularly proud of her gargantuan ass cheeks that were each the size of a refrigerator, and yet miraculously didn’t touch the ground, instead perpetually wobbling and jiggling acting as a counterweight to the insane amount of flesh forced into her boobs, belly, and pussy.

“MMMMMMMMMM” I heard her moan as she tried to lean forward to rest on her boulder of a belly, “I’m soooooo hungryyyyyy”

I stood behind her, admiring that I could now see her enormous blubbery vulva, glistening and dripping as a testament to how horny and sensitive I’d made her

“Me too babe, me too 🥵🤤😋”

***Dont expect long form written content or stories from me like this in the future, this is a super rare occurrence 😜😜😜

[fertilize-my-eggs]

Getting some sugar from the king

A/N: this is other reupload, don't worry I'll be making three parts to this, I remember someone ask me for a sugar daddy shigaraki x reader soo I hope the smut in the next few days, btw this older tenko and he's gonna be season six soo not a skinny gamer boy. ( I KNOW THIS IS CRINGE LEAVE ME ALONE )

Warnings: ddlg + age gap + insecure reader + slightly antsy + little masturbation.

You sigh heavily, your face is covered in sweat as you begin to tear up a bit, you are on the floor curled into a ball… crap I can't pay rent for this apartment.

You feel stressed from college, having a job and still can't pay the rent. You pull your phone out and ask your friend for advice.

You: [ hey bestie… I need some advice for paying this rent and I… Idk what to do please help >n< ] 

You click send and wait for a few minutes, you hear a bing from your phone and begin to read.

Number 1# bestie: [ Hoiii~!! Uhh I'm not sure bestie but you have to promise not to get mad? ]

You: [ mhmm why? If it's something crazy then I will murder you -_- ]

Number 1# bestie: [ pleaseeee bestie promise me >.< ]

You remove the sweat from your face as you begin to type.

You: [ alright… fine I promise now tell me. ]

They were typing, then pausing for a few seconds then typing again.

You let out a loud gasp as your eyes wided.

Number 1# bestie: [ okiee!! How about you find yourself a sugar daddy?? 0.0 I meant I've been a sugar baby for quite a while and I-... Been thinking they will help you out plus you need to relieve some stress girly… gets some d in you😏😜  ]

You cover your mouth, start to laugh.. Me as a sugar baby??? Would anyone give me money that easily? You begin to sigh long and heavily as your head taps the wall.

No one's gonna want a fat woman like me, you knew your best friend almost your whole life. You were more curvy while they were slim and petite. She could get anyone that fast and you weren't really interested in dating in the past but hey gotta get some quick buck to pay rent.

You: [.... Okay I'll try but it's just gonna paid rent… you play too much lmaoooo 💀💀 ]

You: [ soo uhh how do I get a sugar daddy? ]

You hear the bing again and see she's sent a link.

Number 1# bestie: [ this is where I find my men!! Goodluck on finding some men and good dick~!! >v<]

You: [ STOP YOU PLAY TOO MUCH!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN…. But thanks you bestie luv u😊💕 LMAOOOO  ]

You see the laughing emojis and some spicy emojis along with it as you roll your eyes.

You click the link and it pops into a website as you begin to read, you get a little nervous but you need the cash fast..

After creating an account, you start to scroll, you see different men with different status and your eyes begin to wided.

How the hell do they get so much money??

You click on a profile that has very interesting photos and status.

Name: tenko shimura

Gender: male

Age: 45

Status: one billion

 looking for a long term, someone to keep me company and unlock a player two to play with. (Looking for 20-45 women, close by)

He's really an interesting human being… Wait, is he a gamer?? You look at the photos of him as he is in some casual wear, sometimes even a shirtless pic or two… you can't help but get flustered, he's pretty athletic and has some scars on his-... Oh my god is that a cat???

You zoom in to see he has two cats and corgi.

Oh my god… I need to message him.

You begin to type a simple sweet message hopefully he'll be interested in me.

You slowly get up from the floor to get ready for a shower.

You check your phone to see if he messaged back and he did.

Tenko: [ Hello Y/n, thank you for the message. Do you want to meet up? ]

You thought about it and messaged back.

You: [ sure!! We're can meet up by that new coffee cafe shop I hear it's has cats and I've never went there =D tomorrow? I'm available. ] 

You put the clothes on the counter of your small restroom as you begin to remove your clothing as you look at the message.

Tenko: [ sure wear something nice okay pretty? ] 

You start to blush red, wear something nice.. I-.. Uhh I don't have anything fancy like a dress.

You: [ oh I-... I don't have an nice outfit tho. ]

There was little silence in your room until you heard the bing again and your eyes wided more.

Tenko: [ don't worry, we can go shopping after coffee ;) ]

Your cheeks feel like it's on fire and type back.

You: [ awww really? You don't have to… you're too sweet. ]

Tenko: [ shush, I gotta spoil my player two after all. ]

You felt more red and had a huge smile on your face… it's just a payment for rent that all.. As you message back.

You: [ *link* There the coffee shop meet at 8am goodnight tenko~!! ]

Tenko: [ goodnight player two hope you sleep well ;) ]

That wink emoji… I think he's just being playful, you sigh dreamily as you hop into the shower, taking a long shower to get ready for tomorrow.

You feel your belly getting warm and giggle softly.

You start to clean everything, shave your body parts.. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't care, he seems very laid back and chill to talk to for 45 years old.

You wonder, he has very long hair, he probably wears it in a bun or ponytail then you feel your core getting heated.

You slowly have dirty thoughts going through your head as you dream of having a rich gamer have his way with you.

Your fingers slide down your wet body to rub your clit.

Imagine it's his finger and soft gentle voice whispering in your ear.

" you're so wet for me angel. " you pant softly, would he be gentle or rough with you.

Your finger speeds up faster and your other hand moves to your entrance.

"such a filthy whore, you love being played like this?" You nod your head fast into your own dirty fantasy.

You wonder if he can last long or have a big penis… I mean size doesn't matter to you but god hopefully he will be a great lover in bed and doesn't last like two seconds like older men do.

You quietly giggle, your high getting close as you slide two fingers inside.

" mhmm don't stop.. Tenko. " You mumble to yourself.

You finally reach your high when you rub your clit fast, imagine his body being close to you and smelling your sweet scent.

Your body twitches, shaking a bit as you sigh softly.

Fuck… yeah my friend right about one thing, I need to get laid fast.

You quickly get out, take a quick dry off your body then head to your bedroom.

can't wait for tomorrow you thought as you begin to sleep cozy in your soft queen size bed.

[pellaaearien]

soft headcanons ❤️: i am always always thinking about dream and food, and how he doesn't go on his post-escape binge like in the comics, and death offering the apple and him being like 'i'm not hungry' etc-- so then i think about hob offering him food and dream finally accepting it. hob thinking to himself that gosh his stranger has always been skinny but was he always THAT gaunt? and having the chance for dream to finally accept something from him, and get to help. and the food is made with love, so dream accepts it. and because he's really a being of feelings and ideas more than physical, the love and care itself is what nourishes him.

*Looks at my ongoing fic* no I have no idea what you're referring to 😜

It shouldn't surprise anyone that I adore this (and if it does surprise you, read the most recent chapter of AWFA)

For those who haven't read it, I talk a lot about the metaphysics of Dream being nourished by the Dreaming. There's another chapter earlier on where Hob learns that telling stories about whatever's in front of Dream will help him enjoy it more.

And I think, just in general, my favourite thing is *seeing* that change, seeing Dream (as he does in the show) go from being all gaunt at the beginning to hale and healthy by the end. And I think of Hob watching the change with pride and satisfaction, knowing that he's a big part of helping Dream take care of himself ❤️ food is Hob's love language and you will never convince me otherwise. That Waking World food isn't so much about giving Dream nourishment as it is the story of care.

(Especially when I interpreted that scene with Death in AWFA not as Dream being not hungry, but that an apple wouldn't be nearly enough so it's better not to eat anything than to whet his appetite, and then Hob having none of it 🥰)

Anyway I know I don't have to tell YOU but I'm still gonna self promo my fic because I can

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42482706/chapters/106698330

If y'all like this trope it is this trope, the fic

And then also I'm gonna take the opportunity to rec this one by @catalists which is similar and one of my favourites

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41313138

Thanks for giving me an excuse to ramble about my fic you know what makes me feel better ❤️

[jungkookjeon0007]

Nights in Vegas | CH. 13 (JJK FF)

☆ summary: When Olivia flies to Las Vegas for her first ever BTS concert w/ her best friend, she was expecting to make lots of unforgettable memories... What she wasn't expecting was to end up with the lead singer, Jeon Jungkook, knocking on her hotel room door only to find her in nothing but a towel. What will happen when the golden maknae wants to see her again? Will it lead to heartbreak, or a promising future for them both?

☆ pairing(s): jungkook x olivia.

☆ ratings: (18+) for detailed sex scenes + harsh language.

☆ genre: smut, angst, fluff.

☆ word count: 2.16k.

☆☆☆☆☆☆

Lacie and I were looking hot as hell! She was wearing an all black outfit which consisted of a crop top, a pair of distressed skinny jeans, and high heels.. all paired together with a black leather jacket.

"Holy shit, I am in love with that outfit on you! You look amazing Lace."

She did a turn for me and smiled, "Thank you babe! But, I don't look near as good as you do. I love that jacket so much."

After thanking her, I thought that it would be fun to text Jungkook and show him my outfit since I'm feeling a bit naughty all of a sudden.

Olivia🌼: Hey!

JK 🖤🐰: Well hello beautiful. ♥️ I was just about to text you and let you know that I made it okay and that soundcheck went well.

Olivia 🌼: That's great! Are you excited for the concert to start? 💗

JK 🖤🐰: Yeah! I have been excited all day. But if I'm being honest, do you want to know what I'm most excited for? 😌

Olivia 🌼: Duh! Tell me, tell me! 🤭

JK 🖤🐰: Hmm, idk if I can tell you or not. It's a secret. 🤔

Olivia 🌼: What if I showed you my outfit I'm wearing to the concert? Would that persuade you into telling me? 🫣

JK 🖤🐰: I think that would be a fair trade.. But you first. 😝

Olivia 🌼:

Olivia 🌼: It's not much, but I feel pretty damn hot in it. 💁🏽‍♀️

JK 🖤🐰: Son of a bi 🤤... You look so good Liv, I am officially obsessed with you. 🙌🏼😩

Olivia 🌼: Stop it you're making me blush. ☺️ But back on topic, you have to tell me what you're so excited about now that I have shown you my outfit. 😝

JK 🖤🐰: Oh, right! A deal is a deal. 😜 I am excited to spend the rest of the night with you after the concert. I have planned some things for us back at my hotel room after our dinner date. I think you'll really like it. 💕

Olivia 🌼: Now I'm exited and curious! What do you have planned?? ♥️

JK 🖤🐰: You'll have to wait and find out later.... Oh! And one more thing, we will be all alone for the rest of the night. Hobi Hyung is going back to yours with Lacie, it'll be just the two of us. 🥰

Olivia 🌼: I seriously can't wait. ♥️ But for now I am going to have to go, I will talk to you after the concert! Enjoy performing tonight Kookie. Good luck to you and the guys. 😘

JK 🖤🐰: I will! See you later baby. ♥️

______________________

I smiled down at my phone, thinking about what he could have planned for us later when Lacie suddenly cleared her throat. I looked up to find that she was already smirking at me, "What?!"

"Oh nothing. I was just watching you stare at your phone while you smiled like a psychopath the whole time. Let me guess... JK?"

I smiled and shyly looked away, trying to hide my excitement.

"I knew it! Did he tell you that you all will be alone after dinner. Jhope is coming back to our room with me so you can spend time alone with Jungkook. No need to thank me or anything." She winked as I rolled my eyes playfully in return. "Okay Missy, want to head down to the lobby? The cab will be here any minute to take us to the stadium."

"Yes let's get going, I don't want to be late or be one of the last ones to arrive." She grabbed her wallet off the dresser, turning towards the door.

We both did one last mirror check and I walked out behind her, shutting the door.

. . .

At the Concert

[Author POV]

They arrived at the stadium with plenty of time to spare but found that it was already crawling with ARMY. Apparently they weren't the only ones who had the idea to arrive early.. but it worked out in their favor because they met new people and got to take pictures with other groups of ARMY's while waiting to enter the stadium.

Sometime after, they went to get drinks and to find their seats on the floor before the concert started. 45 minutes of waiting patiently passed and the lights suddenly dimmed, beginning the concert. The boys each came out behind bars with the dancers as the music started to blare throughout the stadium. Even though the two girls have been spending most of their time with Jungkook and Hobi, they both couldn't help but let their OT7 sides show, cheering for all the members at the top of their lungs.

The first song on the set list was 'ON' and as always they did not disappoint. They hit every dance step, every note, and the performance was absolutely flawless in every way imaginable. As it came down to Jungkook's solo part, Olivia couldn't help but get goosebumps all over her body at the sound of his angelic voice. Lacie glanced at her and could immediately tell how awestruck her bestfriend was by him.

She smiled to herself as she knew right then that Olivia had fallen deeply in love with Jungkook.

The night went on and the concert was hands down the best experience they could have hoped for. They were having the time of their lives, jamming out to some of their favorite BTS songs and singing at the top of their lungs with the rest of the audience.

. . .

End of the Concert

It was unfortunately that time of the night where the boys would make their final speeches one by one in front of their fans. Each member had taken their turn, leaving Jungkook for very last as he stood alone in front of the crowd. He immediately started to look for Olivia out in the audience, but when he couldn't find her he said something in such a way so she would know he was talking to her. "You are the reason that I smile everyday, so I hope I am your reason for your smile as well."

[Olivia's POV]

As I was listening to his beautiful speech, I couldn't help but notice when he said the line about reasons for smiling. For some reason I couldn't help but to feel like that was directed towards me. What am I talking about!? I wanted to face palm myself for even thinking such a thing.

When the speech was over, I felt Lacie nudge me and as I turned to look at her, she leaned in to whisper in my ear, "That line was definitely meant for you dude."

I looked at her in confusion as she pulled me closer to explain, "The reasons for smiling. That was about you and him, I know for a fact it was."

I pulled away and chuckled a bit while shaking my head, "Don't be silly."

I played it cool but secretly I had so many thoughts swirling around in my head. - Was that meant for me? - Does he feel about me the way I'm starting to feel about him? - Maybe he likes me? - Is this more than just a fling?

So much was going on that I barely even heard anything else, my brain was swimming in questions that I could not shake off.

. . .

There was only 5-10 minutes remaining of the concert when a security guard walked over, motioning for us to come with him. Once we were out of the sight of ARMY's, we instantly relaxed and followed him into a room that was stocked with snacks and beverages.

"Ladies please help yourself. The members will be in as soon as they can." He bowed and left the room, shutting the door behind him.

We were sitting on the comfy black sofa with our drinks having a conversation, when all of a sudden the door swung open 15 minutes later. We both snapped our heads towards the door and saw Hobi coming into the room. He shut the door quickly behind him as he walked over to Lacie, pulling her into a warm and sweet hug, "Hey! Did you guys enjoy the concert?"

Lacie smiled, "Yes! You guys were incredible and did so well. I am proud of you all."

He smiled and thanked her, placing a sweet kiss on her cheek. She giggled as they both looked over at me, "What about you sugar, did you enjoy the show?" He asked with a soft smile as I returned it.

"Of course. It was everything I ever hoped it would be. Thank you all for being so humble and working so hard to give us ARMY's the best performances possible."

He thanked me and pulled me into a big hug. I happily hugged him back while smiling and right about the time we pulled apart, the door opened once again revealing the one man I've been anxiously waiting for.

He shut the door behind him and made a b-line straight for me. He stopped in front of me and grabbed my hands, helping me stand up, then smothered me in the biggest and warmest hug ever.

He then let out a happy sigh as he softly whispered in my ear, "I missed you so much."

I smiled as we pulled apart, reaching my hand up and running my fingers through his hair gently, "I missed you too Kookie."

He leaned in to my touch, carefully grabbing my wrist and brought my hand up to his pink lips, giving it a soft kiss which caused my stomach to erupt with butterflies. Lost in the moment, we both completely forgot about our best friends that were still very much in the room.

It wasn't until Hobi spoke that we were pulled from our trances, "JK, tell her about your speech."

Looking at Jungkook, his cheeks had gone red, "What does he mean?" I asked curiously.

He stepped forward, taking a deep breath, "When I was talking about the reasons for smiling, I was hoping that you knew I was talking about us. I tried to look for you, but couldn't see you in all the people so I tried to say it in a way that you would know I was speaking to you."

My heart was beating so loud that I was afraid everyone in this room could hear it too.

"I thought it was, but I didn't want to assume. Thank you for being so kind and caring towards me, you're the sweetest-" A tiny tear shed from my eye as he wiped it away and I continued. "you are also my reason for smiling everyday since I met you."

I pulled him close, attaching my lips to his. Without any hesitation, he pulled me in by my waist to get closer as we melted into each other. The door opening brought us back to reality, as we broke the kiss turning towards the door,"Damn, that was hot. Don't mind me you guys, keep going." Yoongi pulled up a chair and motioned for us to continue while he crossed his arms over his chest.

Jungkook naturally rolled his eyes, "Shut up hyung you're going to scare her away."

Yoongi laughed while walking over to me, putting an arm over my shoulder, "I am just playing with you guys. I always deal with awkward situations with humor or at least I try to. You'll have to learn to ignore me sometimes."

He showed his sweet gummy smile and that's when I smiled back. "It's okay Yoongi, I understand."

"Good! So, who wants to go back to the hotel and party? Alcohol and food on me?"

We all 4 looked at each other then back to Yoongi as his smile faded. "What?"

"I'm sorry Hyung, but we had plans for a double date tonight."

Lacie immediately walked up and interrupted, "Woah woah. Wait a minute... I know we wanted a romantic dinner, but couldn't we all just order some pizza and party? That way when we're all finished we can go back to our own rooms. We wouldn't have to worry about being seen and honestly, I am a little too tired to go out after the concert."

Hobi looked at JK as JK looked at me, "What do you think Liv?"

"Umm, it's whatever you guys want to do. I'm perfectly fine with doing either."

Yoongi startled me a bit when he clapped his hands together loudly. "Well, I will decide for you then. Pizza and alcohol in my hotel room. Be there at 11:30." He turned around, leaving the room to just us 4 once again.

Lacie came up beside me and whispered excitedly as she held onto my arm tightly, "Well, I guess we're partying with BTS tonight, huh?"

[daryldixonsjizzrag]

Random modern John Marston hcs and also things I think he'd like (might add more tmmr) some Javier x John stuff (fluff) is mentioned so just keep scrolling if u don't like that - He LOVES canned cheese. Like the American whipped cream bullshit. Javier would constantly be screaming at him wondering where there's 5+ cans of cheese in the fridge. - Septum piercings. Javier gave him one. He cried a little but refused to admit it. When it healed the kissed once and somehow got their piercings stuck and had to figure out how to get them unstuck. - DRUM KITS!!!! That mf would be so loud on them. He got multiple noise complaints from the neighbours but seriously didn't give a shit (he also watched hop as a kid and that's partially what got him his interest in drums and rock and stuff). - Alternative rock. The amount of times Javier hasn't been able to sleep because he could hear "I WATCHED A CHAAAAAAANGE IN YOUUUUUUU" Being screamed by John is just way too many to count. His fav band would definitely be Deftones. He usually entirely ignores the lyrics and only pays attention to them when he's blasting the music in public, realising how fucked they can be and changes the song to the cocomelon theme or smth idk. More under the cut

- Weed. It's self explanatory. - His childhood comfort character was probably Scooby-Doo. He also really liked Shaggy and as he got older grew a theory that Shaggy was hiding a bong somewhere in that van (It's so canon don't lie). - HE WAS A MYSPACE EMO EVERYONE!!!!! - Looked up porn on a school library laptop once because he was dared to. Deeply regretted it. But he didn't????? Idk I'm very sleep deprived. - He either wears amazingly tight skinny jeans like the shit all male teachers wear or the baggiest pants to ever exist in the history of clothing. No in between. - Javier took him to a emo/goth shop once. Probably ALT CVLT was the first goth shop John ever went to. He got some pants, one of those weird chain harness things and a rat skull. I'm absolutely losing it rn and I think at some point I just started writing shit ab myself but 😜 OH WELL /hj. Below are just some random thoughts I have about him from time to time he looks like a wet kitten. it's very cute. Even though his hair is greasy af. woah I just blinked and had this vision of John with like really skinny legs that was enlightening. I think about him alot. like alot alot. I cried whilst looking at pixel him earlier this morning. I was simply just riding to armadillo and started crying because he makes me IMPLODE with serotonin. I subconsciously changed my sleeping schedule to match his pls help. I could put all this in the tags but NO. My brain doesn't want that. I'm only getting 6 hours of sleep per night and I feel like I'm going to die.

[firespirited]

Today's film was a very buggy (due to my computer having little ram) low res version of Black Mirror s06e04 Mazey Day. I have chosen to not watch any Black Mirror so far. I don't like bummer endings, don't like dystopias,

Charlie Brooker aka mr Huq has fantastic taste in women but a bleak view of humanity. I can handle it in his real life commentary on the real life media which needs exposing as vultures but getting attached then having characters live in your mind is something else.

Anyway someone said "this is very different to black mirror, it's not even about tech". And the name Mazey Day is a reference to an old english (read pagan) celebration. It was dark and a bummer. But I did enjoy the story which will haunt me for a long while. It's set in an era where I had gone off the grid for entertainment news including all talk radio or variety shows: the things late night hosts asked of women celebs were just awful (seriously go look at early aughts interviews), not to mention the gossip rags. Horrible time to be even white skinny toned beautiful and talented, it was never enough and literal bombshells were riddled with "imperfections"...

I found out about Britney via mainstream news and thought her shaving her head was a badass reclaiming of personhood in front of all those news crews. Then instead of giving her space, they got her sectioned.

Anyway well acted, horribly lit, good build of dread, you think you know this story but it's a morality play.

Then I read Beyond Uhura as the computer was starting to really struggle and I'd been meaning to try it for a while.

You see it's printed really big (very heavy for a 300 page book) so once I managed to get myself in a position where my neck was safe and arms weren't carrying the book (lots of pillow and duvet finagling and a winter shawl for the neck), I was actually able to read it in one go.

Even without the neck problems, with smaller print I get about 100 pages before it's just grey blobs or I get dizzy-nauseated from eye strain. That's on the days when reading isn't repeating the same sentence, parsing a paragraph as illegible, reading the words but when it arrives at the brain it seems to make no sense, missing a vital ' not' or 'never' and then not understanding the next sentences...

Guess the answer is stick to old people prints and short books 😜

I really enjoyed getting to know the actress and consumate performer better. Really touched about her mum finally opening up and them becoming mother and daughter on an emotional level not just practical care for eachother. It was a missing piece in her life she'd learned to live without but still craved and she finally got that. Just beautiful.

I feel like she managed to carefully compartmentalise her conflicted feelings about Gene Roddenberry, maybe a little too much. Just because she managed to reinvent herself with her other talents doesn't make his choice to deny her a rare chance at job security incredibly cruel.

She certainly managed to present her constant disappointment at being undermined and undervalued as amorphous 'bad suits' when I'm pretty sure women with her savvy have receipts and remember names - I guess that's why her lawyer gets a shoutout in the beginning.

It is a kind book which takes time to say what Bill Shatner could be like at his best or when in his element then she presents the change as him getting lost and not realising he had a team/family who would have his back. Very kind. Graceful. Classy.

Her book is from 95 and her comments about NASA not being sold off to contractors and not keeping the experts in control are prescient. It's also painful to know she would lose a brother two years later to a cult.

I'm torn with what we've been told about her final years, she adored her son, she was also fiercely independent and loved passionately. I can only hope she felt loved and safe no matter her sanity. What a driven, bold, tenacious woman she was.

[just-dreaming-marvel]

Bailey you tease!!! Why?? The whole TTAL had crumbs and you had to end it right at that sweet point where I can't do anything but wonder...😜😵 what a teasing update it was... I love the kisses, esp at the end.. 😘😘 please share the picture of reader's dress she's wearing to the gala.

I was prepared for the angst and I'm pretty sure you're dropping it next chapter.. as much as I understand Steve hasn't yet told her the reason why he's worried about Tony’s behaviour. She doesn't know that Tony thinks she's with Steve because of money?? I didn't miss anything right??

And I'm guessing the moment she'd know, she wouldn't hesitate in leaving Steve?? I'd do the same thing.

Anyway I can't wait for the next chapter.

I love just ending chapters... it drives readers nuts and makes me happy.

I didn't describe the dress in too much detail for a reason. I wanted my readers to imagine wearing whatever dress they feel like they would buy. And posting a dress makes some assume that I have a certain body type in mind for the reader. (I do put myself in the readers place while writing but I'm not a skinny girl or want to force anything on anyone.)

The angst is coming in the next chapter. I feel like Steve has been as honest with her about Tony's feelings as he needs to be right now. He knows that money is a sensitive subject with the reader and he is trying to protect her. He also realizes that they are still trying to work on their relationship and knowing how Tony feels could ruin that.

[effyeffa]

9, 12, 22 😜

mmm best month was probs august. full of sweetness friends and sunshine, lots of skinny dipping.

a new friend i met this year makes me think of someone i was first introduced to last year but only really started hanging out with in january, someone i grew very close to very quickly, all comfort. it's crazy how quickly trust can build sometimes! feels like an old friend already.

fave place i visited this year was my friend's uncle's olive groves :)

[borathae]

Ho..ho..ho its me the bitch on her red blossom moon anon. I thought my long ass comment scared you 😂 i understand you need your laptop to reply the long ass comment. Did my comment made you soft cry and horny bitch at the same time like me? 💅😜 Here's my long ass comment about Knight Jimin 😜

I have a dream and daydreams about Knight Jimin 🥵 I'll take inspired by other anon that said Jimin see his Queen as his silver-lining or his light in his darkness. Here's mine, Jimin really see his beautiful Queen as his light in his darkness. There are times he never thought he will be here standing as being healthy, a place with bed and him as a knight and also personal protecter to the Royal Queen, the one who saved him from a dark cold place where he thought he's not gonna live another day. When the Princess found him and taken him in, he swear she was the most beautiful person he ever see. In the palace, he cried and asked himself why him why? Why did the Princess take him, a skinny dirty homeless person and be a knight to the royal family. Man he cried hard but also thankful making you the reason to live another day. Jimin worked and trained so hard. This is his way show his loyalty and grateful indebted to you. He sometimes took a sneak look at the Princess where she walked by or joined the training area. of course his fellow mates told him, that no way the royal or noble will look at them as they are just commoners with no high status, just to serve the time. Too late Jimin knows he has already fall in love with his Princess. No matter what, his feelings for the Princess grown stronger and stronger like his heart wildly beat when he look at her or she's nearby 💓 I'm gonna skip to the first night together, his Queen gave his the finest clothes and jewels to him (imagine him wear that ready to please you!?!) Jimin appreciated the things she brought for him but he doesn't need finest clothes or jewels, as the only thing he wants is his Queen. He wants your love, only you 🥺 the Queen teach Jimin some ropes, this man is willing to obey to your commands. Damn it's wild and aggressive! Make this man's wild dirty dream come true. They ride outside the castle to explore and they taking their clothes off and bath in the river where they made love or the Queen ride him oversitmulation in field of flowers telling him, he's so beautiful and how good he make her feel with his cock, gives him endless praises for him. Boy let out his long sinful beautiful moans and cries of pleasure-love he received that he released so fast. Imagine do cockwarming with him, Jimin couldn't hide his blush and immediately do it with ya! It's more intimate that he hold so close to him while inside you 😤 Jimin see his Queen as his beautiful shining goddess and saving grace. BOY! he already gave his heart, body and soul to you!!! They being alone in her office. The Queen pull Jimin for a passionate kiss and they hold each other so tight or push him on her desk or chair giving him a blowjob or ride him, the Queen is a lustful woman (GURL SAME!). I see this man already deeply, truly, madly, foolishly and devotedly in love. I can't stop thinking he will be giving kissed and wordship your body. He non-stop kissing your neck, shoulder and body holding so tight to him that he never want to let go. KNIGHT JIMIN IS HERE TO SERVE, PROTECT AND LOVE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY 🫠 Forbidden knight Jimin is the death of me 🥵😤🫠YOOO i can see Knight Jimin is already have admirers I mean LOOK AT HIM?! THIS MAN IS COLLECT WOMEN AND MEN LEFT AND RIGHT. Of course he rejected them as he take his duties seriously and his heart is taken by his Queen.

Okay I'm done hehehe 😜💅 have a nice day 😘

No no don't worry long asks are always appreciated! I just always need my laptop for them because I like to quote stuff from the asks to answer them and I can only do that on my laptop 👀

Why did the Princess take him, a skinny dirty homeless person and be a knight to the royal family. Man he cried hard but also thankful making you the reason to live another day. Jimin worked and trained so hard. This is his way show his loyalty and grateful indebted to you.

PLEASE I AM SO EMOTIONAL IMMA GO CRY NOW :(( also not the other knights going "yeah no chance mate" but Jimin is already hearteyes for her :(

not you choose violence with those clothes goOD MA'AM I AM WEAK FANDFNAD I still can't believe he actually did that afnadns

They ride outside the castle to explore and they taking their clothes off and bath in the river where they made love or the Queen ride him oversitmulation in field of flowers telling him, he's so beautiful and how good he make her feel with his cock, gives him endless praises for him. Boy let out his long sinful beautiful moans and cries of pleasure-love he received that he released so fast. Imagine do cockwarming with him, Jimin couldn't hide his blush and immediately do it with ya! It's more intimate that he hold so close to him while inside you 😤

the puRE RAGE I FEELFA DSNFNAD THIS IS SO HOT AFNADNF FUCKCK like cockwarming is such a hot concept?? please wtff now i kinda wanna include cockwarming in kinktober too?? send help?? i already finsihed the lisT DONT GIVE ME MORE IDEASADFASDF

[x3kristax3]

Was it Worth it

A/N: I am going back through and making adjustments to this story, nothing major but you all deserve this to be a bit better.

It's been a month… I've been working some crazy hours at the bar trying to keep busy and not think about everything even attempted a few dates but nothing has stuck. I'm getting ready for another work day. I throw on my favorite skinny jeans, a cropped top and go and grab my cowgirl boots since it's country night and it's perfect with my long brown hair in curls and I hear my phone go off.

I run to it hoping it's Jake and I answer. "Hello" I say trying not to sound excited.

"Hi Krista. This is Alan Bloomgate, police chief from Duskwood. I have some questions about Hannah's disappearance that I need you to answer in person. Can you come in?" Alan asks.

"Yes, is it okay if it's in a month? As I need to book a flight and everything." I ask as my heart breaks a bit.

"Yeah that's completely fine. I look forward to seeing you."

"Thank you. Have a good day" I say as I hang up the phone.

I stand in my closet and finish putting together my outfit and snap a picture. Faking a happy smile.

-Country night at the bar, come join us and have some fun with your favorite bartender… me 😜- i post on social media.

As always, instant interaction and comments.

My phone goes off again and it's one of the girls from the bar with a text

Hey can you bring me those black bling boots you have I can't find mine.

I respond back sure but you owe me one with those knee-highs one night .

I send a message to the Duskwood that has everyone expect Jake and Richy per my request.

Krista: Hey everyone lets set up that trip I'm dying for a break from city life and I think it's time I come visit I send

Instantly Jessy jumps on and video calls me

"Are you serious? You wanna come to Duskwood" she says all happy.

"Yeah it's either that or my cabin I have where it will just be me alone" I say.

"Ah I'm so excited  I'll start planning. When do you wanna come?" She ask

" I was thinking in a month gives my boss enough notice" I say as I hear everyone's voice in the background. "Who's all there?" 

"Everyone I told everyone as soon as I saw it" she says.

"Oh yay" I say trying to act excited as I hear a voice I don't recognize and I hear Hannah say shh Jake my heart sinks "but I have to go I have to get ready for work."

"Well you look amazing as always Krista" I hear Dan say as a double notification comes through from him.

"Thanks… we'll talk later Jessy and Dan" I say as I hang up.

I go to the kitchen and pour a glass of whiskey as Dan calls me.

I answer thankful it's not video chat "yeah?"

"It's me and Jessy. We know your not okay put that whiskey down" says Dan.

"No, I really need it. I'm not driving I'm just walking the two blocks I'll be fine" I say as I take a drink.

"Krista I know its cause you heard Jake," Jessy says.

I hear him in the background again say what.

"Ugh I don't want to talk about…. All I gotta say is I'm trying to move on. He obviously doesn't want to talk to me and I'm hoping  I don't see him or Richy when I come but if I do I do. But I gotta go I gotta head out the door" I say as I finish my drink. 

I hear Jessy hang up and I hear Dan still there

"What Dan?" I ask

He moves away from the crowd "look I know how you feel about him and that doesn't go away. I shouldn't be telling you this cause he asked us not to say anything but he asked us not to say your name around him when Jessy screamed like a best friend does and said your name that you wanna come visit he got really quite" he says.

"Well good he's the one that ghosted me but dang it Dan I can't have this conversation right now I have my makeup done and I cant cry."

"Well I'm excited too finally see you in person and get that movie date you promised me" 

"Goodbye Dan" I say as I hang up the phone

I go into work and inform my boss and he agrees to take me off the schedule until I come back.

[fluffybutt-7]

5, 19, 20, 35. My apologies if it’s a lot please don’t feel forced to do them all. Thank you for your time big boy and have a wonderful day! 💜

Ahhh thank YOU for the ask!! No need for apologies! :3 I’m gonna skip 20, but that’s just cuz I’ve answered it in another ask haha. Here we go!

5: Omg. 🙈😅 That’s a good one, ugh. @little-chubstr for sure. 🥺🙈 Also @maketheworldjiggle , I absolutely adore his energy. Such a cute, sweet chub. Oooh and @pettyheft 🥺😍 Honestly there are so many cute, handsome guys on here but I never reach out cuz anxiety (and also there’s plenty I’ve tried reaching out to and never get a response from 😅🤷🏻‍♂️).

19: Honestly, I’m pretty chill when it comes to this. In regards to relationships, I never want it to be centered around gaining/feedism, but centered around us and our growth and relationship, with the fetish being part of the bigger picture. That being said: I’m down for any of them. I love contrast, so I’d be happy with a skinny encourager making me into his personal, blubbery teddy bear. :3 But! I also love the thought of a chubby encourager making me the fatter one and letting me give his soft body love and affection as well. Being in a relationship with a mutual gainer? It would have to be with the right person. I am NOT a competitive person; I get inside my own head enough with comparing myself to all the other gainers in the community I’ve watched surpass me while dealing with everything the past year. So I wouldn’t want it to be a competitive thing, but just us enjoying getting fatter together and making each other bigger with our love for food and each other (I’m really fuckin sappy, I know. I’m a hopeless romantic lmao).

35: Fuck. Perfect partner in 3-5 sentences? That’s tough haha. Hmm… I definitely need someone with the same core morals/beliefs (hella leftist over here), but also someone who is different enough from me that I can learn from and grow with. Preferably taller than me, which isn’t hard because I’m like 5’7” lmao. Also someone who is emotionally intelligent and actively works to understand themselves and their trauma (we’ve all got it in different forms) so that they can have a healthy relationship with themselves and me. Someone who is goofy but still knows when to be serious; someone who is just themselves. I’m a very affectionate person, so they’ll need to be okay with that hahaha and also reciprocate it at times- little touches here and there, forehead kisses, standard stuff. 😜 I think that’s 5 sentences tho so I suppose I’ll stop. 😅🤣🙈 I really just want someone I can be best friends with but also be their partner, lover; to be “home” for each other. Plus lots of gainer shit, ofc. 😜🤣🥰

[lady-lauren]

AHHH Lauren! Thank u for hosting matchups, it’s so nice of u to do something for us!!! Congratulations on 1k, you deserve it and THOUSANDS, MILLIONS MORE!

I was wondering if I could have a matchup for a BNHA boy if u have time??? I’m a 20 y/o woman (girl? Lol) and am a cancer sun and Aquarius moon…

I’d have to say my favorite colors are pale pink and mint green… and I don’t really have any kinks because I’m honestly kinda touch adverse AND shy (anti-cuddling basically)… tho definitely on more on the subby side just because I really hate decision making and will honestly go w/ whatever my partner wants (tho I do enjoy spitting and cock slapping and stuff like that EEE LMFAOOOO)…

(I also love being the couple who no one knows is dating hehehe)

Let’s see.. my favorite things about my body are my freckles (which are everywhere) and my super small waist!! I’m not exactly skinny bc I have a little chub on the side… but as my friends say… I am fucking SNATCHED. Like Coke bottle up in this bitch. Lichrally. Even if I only really wear hoodies… it’s like a reward.

Anyway… some other stuff about me: my love languages are acts of service and gifts, I am studying to be a teacher, and I consider myself to be a really good friend! I absolutely love laughing and finding joy in everything, even if some people say I seem a little two faced due to the fact that in private I’m definitely more honest + open about my opinions than not (and I love gossip)… to which I say:😜🙈

Dunno! But I hope this isn’t too much information for u, and if it is… no pressure to respond at all!!! I don’t mind a lil NSFW in the answer either, but U don’t have to crazy or anything. Just whatever u think is good. Again tho, congrats!!!!!!!!! I absolutely adore your writing❤️‍🔥

Omg this is not too much information I love it all!!

Sooo I'm thinking a good match for you is: Shouto Todoroki 🥰

I picked him for you for multiple reasons, but mainly because I think he would be very, very understanding of your boundaries regarding touch. He's incredibly keen and kind, so he would be very respectful of how shy and touch-adverse you are. And I think he would step up to the plate on decision making, too.

And being a secret couple? That's right up his alley. The less he has to explain to anyone (especially his family), the better. He likes his privacy and he considers himself very lucky to have you to himself, away from prying eyes. Plus I think he might get a little kick out of how people would be so curious who you would be with, and low and behold it's him taking care of you when no one is watching.

I think you'd be a bright light for him, too. Mans can be a little stoic sometimes, so having you laughing and finding joy in the world around you would encourage him to see the bright side of things more often, appreciate the little things. Also I think his love language is words of affirmation, so yours being gift giving and acts of service would pair so nicely because you would always be validated on the love you show him. Plus, I think him receiving gifts is something he would consider like the nicest thing. Sure he has the funds to get whatever he wants, but you picking out something special for him would have him over the moon in his feels.

Plus, once you get comfortable with him and he gets to see the more honest side of you, he would really appreciate it. He's as blunt as they come sometimes so your honest opinions would enthuse him.

And in the bedroom I think he would give you literally anything you wanted. Want him to spit on you? You got it. Slap you with his cock and make you beg for it? Sign him up. I see him as more dominant in that area so I think that will fit your subby side just perfectly.

Song: dont ask dont tell by Tove Lo

[tropichalys]

Nautical story: Poseidon, the sailor girl and the mad fate

👱🏻‍♀️👚👖🔵💓🏊‍♂️⛵🧜‍♀️🌊😘🏆🥰🍑🔥 😜📘💙

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Short nautical story:

One day a smokin hot blonde in a sexy crop top and denim short shorts was standing on the dock and seemed to seek for something in the far horizon. But we had the feeling she was somehow anxious and a bit worried.

From the time the beauty was lifting her well shaped being, pushing up an amazing figure and perfect cute bum, we could see her rise the pretty arms, although not toned, right to the sky as if praising the sea. It was a beautiful picture of a fit silhouette itself, almost lovely indeed to look at.

It happens, all of a sudden, the former nice scenery was interrupted here and there by a small sad tear, and above all, everytime she went grabbing her unfortunate troubled head. Now yelling compulsively why me?, why me?, and crying madly in love while saying no-no-no, countless times.

At this point we could only ask ourselves what in heaven was happening here and the reason for so much stressful behaviour of such pretty yet intringing girl.

It was said, mostly by the ones who suffer from the same fate, the skinny bombshell on dry land was revealing nothing more than the real coastal syndrom of wild sailor babes, expressing her very pulsing hearted state, on a rather important matter. What mystery and hidden true this sailor girl was holding, many would ask. A big surprise was about to be revealed...

As it was showing this beautiful mess, the blondie then started saying the following:

“Where in this Poseidon world is my damn sailor? He's such a silly seaman and never learns, of course!“ Why do I care about him? Why do i love this idiot?

“I bet he lost himself again at the sea or maybe drowned near the "rocky tities" area, and got even rescued by that so-called tailed bitch with scales! 

Is she even prettier or somehow hotter than me? Hell NO, no way!!! I have long legs, legs for days, legs to kick all this stuff out of me, and a real ass. She got only a weird stupid tail and with no smooth skin at all! 

I guess it doesn’t make much sense to him, he still likes her!  And he didn’t come to the shore after all this time...

Oh, You lucky bastard. Here I am waiting for you, so desperate as an almost inconsolable widow, knowing nothing about your hot ass, and what do you do? 

You f*cking won that mermaid kissing prize one more time, didn’t you?!” 

- I hear you - I did, i did, that’s a sailor fate!! 😂

[f1nalboys]

rant under the cut can def be triggering lol deals w body image fat phobia low self esteem etc etc

i want to DIEEEEEEE i hate how i look so so so much everytime i pass myself in the mirror i’m like fat!!! fatty!!!! and it’s like who CARES ok so i’m not thin who gives a fuck??? i don’t judge other people for not being skinny so why do i hate myself so bad???????? this depressive episode is coming in full fucking swing and it’s gonna kick my ass i have to wear a dress sunday for this wedding and i don’t want to go i don’t want to work i don’t want to exist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all i do is eat and complain idk how anyone is able to talk to me or interact w me LMFAO i can’t stand myself in any capacity

i am also feeling the “no one will ever love you for you and u will end up lonely and sad” thing again so that’s great 😜🙏 looked through my camera roll to delete stuff and saw screenshots from when i was talking to that guy who ghosted me after our date and now i’m spiraling trying to figure out why he did that and what is wrong w me 🙏

and i’m also feeling like even the characters i like wouldn’t like me back and it’s making me miserable that’s so pathetic oh man this rant is just,,,,,, sad JFNWOCNWONDJW anyways moving on

[aqxyl]

I love my little vegan tummy roll 😊 People have said some pretty awful things to me about the way my body has looked over the years. I didn’t have enough of a butt... My fake boobs were scary... my breasts after having the implants removed weren’t sexy... My body is “aging” or “too skinny” or “the best it’s ever looked” when I’m actually too skinny from not being able to eat due to extreme grief. After a while, believing all of these contradicting opinions to be truths made me feel like my body could never be right. No matter how grateful I may be for a body that moves for me, sings and dances and hikes and gesticulates, I was told my body is wrong. There was even a raw food “guru” who had told me there’s no way I could have been 100% raw (which I had been for almost 3 years at that time) because I was too big! Even my raw food body was wrong? 😳 Why? Oh, I’m too sensitive about my body? I mean, it is MY body. I live here. This is how I get around. Of course I’m sensitive about my body. The only thing is, I now see that they’re only projecting their insecurities about their own bodies onto mine. If you’re not attracted to me, that’s one thing. I don’t need to spend time with you. Why, though, would anyone ever get to tell us what’s “wrong” with our bodies? Why do we have to listen? Why do we believe? I now believe we are all beautiful and perfect and flawed and gorgeous and forever changing and evolving. If some rando wants to express their own lack of self-confidence by making rude comments about my appearance, go ahead. I’m done believing them and I’m walking away. I hope all of you are learning this strength too. That whole thing about accepting the love we deserve is 100% true. We are in charge of the love that we receive. How we react to what people say, not just internally but also externally, shows them how they’re able to treat us ❤️💪🏼 • Also, I have incredible legs! 😜 • • • #ilovemybody #bodyposi #healthybodyimage #bopo #yogabody #veganforever #nofilter #veganyogi #veganmusician #bodypositivity #loveyourbody #healthybody #alwaysbeautiful #selfloveclub #selflove #domoreyoga #eatmorefruit #meditatedontmedicate #breatheinbreatheout (at Brooklyn, New York)