#malpratice

[n0thingiscool]

What the absolute fuck?!

"It’s true that insurance companies pay trained doctors to assess (and deny) claims — but which doctors do they employ?

Absolute fucking butchers.

Propublica found that insurance companies are the preferred second act for MDs who have lost their medical licenses and their malpractice insurance after repeatedly, egregiously maiming and killing their patients." -pluralustic's linkdump

[ihopeicanchangethislater05]

gawddamm look at my crazy doctor show

[justapotato89]

if you didn't want me to have trans headcanons then maybe you shouldn't have made him so pretty

[maudlin-scribbler]

actually i would be rewatching house md if the site i am watching it on DIDN'T REFUSE TO WORK

[batshape]

A question re: the way you handle elf teeth: assuming that the multiple sets of teeth grow in slowly over time, does elf diet influence the speed at which they grow in? Or the health/durability of the new set once they are grown in? For instance, if Aredhel lost a tooth in a hunting accident but didn't damage the foundation/new growth, could she alter her diet to grow the new tooth in faster? (I assume nan elmoth would not have a cosmetic dentist in residence. )(Related: would times of privation, like the helcaraxe or the dying days of beleriand do long-term damage to the growing-in set of teeth??)

jrrt show me the dark and fucked up nan elmoth prosthodontia

ok OKAY taking with a large pinch of salt that i have never studied dentistry and performed extremely averagely in 100 level biology years ago, i think yes and yes!

aredhel eating a calcium-or-whatever rich diet to prompt faster and healthier tooth regrowth or regeneration makes a lot of sense to me, mostly because i firmly believe in the inverse—gwindor definitely lost teeth in angband, due to a poor diet as well as obvious physical trauma, and was unable to recuperate and replace them afterward; maedhros was a frequent client of the himring dentist because he just kept breaking his weakened teeth off in things (living and not) post-thangorodrim; etc.

regarding the trek over helcaraxe—during which i think the nolofinweans and their ilk were eating their horses and drinking seal blood to avoid starvation and thus not receiving much vitamin c, d, or otherwise—a lot of them suffered tooth loss and found themselves with slow-growing and very brittle replacements. i think disability and chronic pain struck the exiles quickly and in ways they didnt imagine: who would have suffered serious nutrient deficiencies in a fantastically plentiful land? certainly someone, but not a significant enough population that i think the amanyar would give a shit pre-darkening. so what do you think and do when your teeth start falling out on the ice? what is the precedent for that? is there one? were there dentists in aman? periodontists? orthodontists? or was the declining health and quality of ones teeth an entirely new experience in beleriand?

all teeth-related questions that keep me up at night

[wilsonsantidepressants]

Saw some idiot say that gender affirming care is medical malpractice and hearing those words (knowing malpractice is a crime and medical malpractice does infact exist) made me think of House M.D instantly 💔

[knavestrolls]

Liston! So um. I would ask why you are like this but I think that's to vague! Instead, what was the moment you knew that um... being a "surgeon" was your dream job? Was it like a thing you knew since being a kid or was it later down the line? - froyo-ocs!!

i was a yØung wriggler when i first cut Øpen a bØdy. a neighbØr had fallen tØ a highblØØd. it was sØ much fun tØ take it all Øut and put it back tØgether again. like a puzzle piece. it tØØk me a few times tØ get it all back cØrrectly, Øf cØurse. i never did fix thØse few first attempts. they aren't my respØnsibility anymØre, thØugh. an acquaintance Øf mine tØØk the failures. they rØam alternia nØw, mindless little cØrrupted drØnes.

[bonesdalelocaldoctor]

Please stop doing medcial malpratice!

I can't stop doing it because I never did it in the first place!

[spooky-kakashi]

which one of you is gonna take one for the team and give me a lobotomy already?

[lacefuneral]

without looking it up. just concentrating. i want to say the track is called "Desperately safe"

lets see how i did.

THAT'S HER!!!!!!

brain damage is so scary. first of all i had really bad insomnia for like two days. and then i woke up after a 3 hour nap and i immediately heard the opening notes of a song from the OFF soundtrack escaping from the recesses of my mind

[purrassicjet]

"The average doctor commits 3 acts of medical malpractice a year" is actually a statistical error. The average doctor commits 0 acts of medical malpratice a year. Gregory House, who runs the Princeton-Plainsbrough felonies department and commits 100 medical crimes a day was an outliar and should not have been counted

[xelarale]

houses patients after receiving a $4783729472820000 bill from the hospital because their doctor wanted to commit medical malpratice in twenty different rooms and kiss his boyfriend in five other

[sheriff-deacon-keller]

like illegal medical company thing. its these two randos whove been inviting peeps to their 'totally legal doctors', say they do malpratice, and say theyre cheaper by urgent care and by that mean it will cost fucking limbs. i dont fucking care if they workd for edward this is sketchy as fuck

-emz

If they work for Edward, there’s nothin’ I can do. Are they breaking the masquerade at all?

[basssssst]

M

MALPRATICE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👽👽👽👽👽

[patchdotexe]

rescue: dead on arrival, aka medical malpratice with furries,

[kaitoglue]

I love medical malpratice