#mama cassie au

[caitlynmeow]

I think Wife is somewhat of a morning person and she's always ready to roll out of bed by 7 am like 'it's time to wake up' and pulls ALL blankets away and Cassandra responds by screaming because no one needs to be up that early and GIVE THE BLANKET BACK YOU BRUTE.

[elisaphoenix13]

Sleeping Beauty Syndrome

Like most families, late evenings were Stephen's time to wind down. The boys were awake but in their rooms for the night and wouldn't need his attention unless there was an emergency, and all three girls were asleep. Lucy had just fallen asleep so Tony was upstairs on his Starkpad making sure the little girl would stay asleep, but he would likely join Stephen in the next ten minutes to wind down with him.

The sorcerer was already starting by heading into the kitchen and opening the freezer to grab some chocolate ice cream. He had to bend a little further than usual because of course everything got buried or misplaced when someone went looking for their own thing, but he was determined to get his chocolate fix. Especially since Valerie wouldn't be eating off of his plate. Or in this case, his spoon.

He didn't even process the sound of the elevator opening as he searched for his elusive ice cream, but he did process the rather surprising and abrupt smack to his ass that almost made him jump. It left a sting behind from the strength and force of it and he turned to reprimand Tony.

"Damn, Sugar, if y'wanna popsicle you just hafta asss…" A snicker. "Ask."

It. Was. Not. Tony.

Stephen couldn't decide whether to be mortified or to laugh because in Quill's defense, the kitchen light was not on and the light in the freezer wasn't great.

The man was also drunk. It was a wonder the god could get drunk since he literally manipulated energy and light, so he must have gotten into the Asgardian ale and gotten off at the wrong floor. So as calmly as possible, Stephen finally found and retrieved his ice cream while Quill sniggered to himself about something, closed the freezer, and walked over to the light switch to flick it on.

Quill blinked back at him, looked him up and down, and sniggered again. "Yer magic 's gettin' good. Didn't know you could turn into Stef–Ste–Mom."

Stephen rolls his eyes. If there had been a physical representation of the alcohol Quill had sustained in his body, it would be up to his eyeballs. "VICTOR, please ask Scott to come get his very lost, and very drunk husband before he continues to molest me."

"Scott is currently out of town until the end of the week." The AI responds apologetically. "Shall I get Cassie?"

"No. I'm not going to–" Stephen starts but then the elevator opens again and the teen herself walks off.

"Ugh. There you are. You're hopeless when Dad's gone." Cassie walks over to Quill and links her arm with his. "Come on Papa. I think you need to go to bed now."

Stephen watches with some amusement as Quill looks down at her before saying, "but wha' about Scotty?"

"Dad isn't here remember? That's Mom."

"Huh…" Quill glances at Stephen again. "No wonder Tony taps that."

Cassie chokes and Stephen covers his face with a long-suffering sigh. "I apparently look like Scott when the kitchen is pitch dark with only the freezer as light. Do you deal with this everytime Scott is out of town?"

"No. He's usually busy with work too. But sometimes he has a day off and he gets drunk because he misses Dad. It's okay though. He's really easy to take care of. As long as I keep an eye on him and direct him to bed, he'll go to sleep and be fine in the morning. He's kind of like you when he's drunk. He just needs something to cuddle…but it has to be living. He passes out once he glomps onto me." Cassie shrugs. "I tried Emir but it's not the same for him."

Stephen frowns. "He doesn't…do anything does he?"

Cassie gags. "Oh god no. If he did I wouldn't deal with it. He's drunk but he knows it's me. He gives me extreme Papa Bear cuddles when he's drunk. Somehow he's more protective."

The sorcerer sighs with relief. "Well you better get him to bed before he decides on revisiting his old crush on Tony."

"I will die if that beast tries anything with me." Tony mumbles as he joins them in the kitchen. "I like my ass the way it is and I don't bottom to anyone. Especially not to him."

"Please stop. My ears are bleeding." Cassie gags and starts tugging Quill back over to the elevator. "Come on Papa."

Quill went without argument and as soon as the door closed on them, Stephen winced and rubbed the spot the god had not so gently slapped. He wouldn't be surprised if there was a bruise already forming. Normally if it had been Tony to deliver the blow, other parts of him would have been very interested, but he supposed some part of him knew it hadn't been so it wasn't an instant turn on. Maybe it was the strength behind it.

"What did I miss?" Tony asks curiously as he watches Stephen rub the sore area of his rear.

"Quill's drunk and mistook me for Scott. My ass will likely have a reminder of it in the morning."

Tony smirks. "Want me to kiss it better?"

"Maybe after I eat some of my ice cream." Stephen mumbles, getting a spoon from the drawer and taking it over to the living room to sit on the couch. 

Fortunately it seemed Tony was content with Stephen's answer…and he was successfully distracted by the jaguar insistently nudging his head under Tony's arm. Apollo turned out to be loyal and reliable much like Athena, but he was just a little bit…needier? He was nowhere near Flynn's level but it was likely that the large cat was mistreated to some degree. Like Emir had been. Apollo had been on the black market after all.

Stephen ate his ice cream and watched TV in peace, and when they were finished, he and Tony both decided to call it a night and retired to bed. There was no lovemaking, but Tony did get as far as getting them both undressed and giving every inch of Stephen gentle attention. He even followed through with his promise of kissing the forming bruise on the sorcerer's rear. Stephen would have normally been exasperated but Tony had been trailing kisses all over his body and drawing relaxed sighs from him that he couldn't find it in him to care.

Sometimes the gentle touches were all Stephen needed. Tonight it was enough to lull him into a dreamless sleep.

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Tony woke up the next morning to his chest vibrating. It simply took him opening his eyes to find out it was because of a certain overgrown black cat lazing on him, and he pushed at Apollo.

"Get off. You have your own space." 

Tony grunts, relieved when the jaguar gets up and returns to his spot at the foot of the bed next to Athena. He laid his head next to the wolf's, who didn't even huff. She was already used to Apollo's disruptions. 

"Steph…" Tony rolls onto his side and wraps an arm around his spouse, minorly surprised when the sorcerer doesn't respond. "Stephen."

Stephen still didn't respond and Tony decided to let him sleep for a little while longer. He clearly needed the sleep and the two youngest girls weren't demanding his attention yet. At least if Diana needed something, she was willing to ask Tony about it. She was more likely to go find Cassie though. Tony would worry about Quill recovering from a hangover, but to everyone's irritation, the god didn't suffer from them.

Bastard.

Tony thought about staying in bed and relaxing for a bit longer, but then decided that it was a good day to make breakfast for the family. He didn't do it very often and considering Stephen was still passed out, the former doctor probably needed some breakfast in bed. The man did enough, everything under the sun, and definitely deserved it. 

Not that Tony didn't spoil him anyway.

So as quietly as possible, he slipped out of bed and got dressed before heading downstairs to start breakfast. It would be the usual large assortment since it was all eaten anyway and the kids were more likely to eat better with a variety of choices. Especially the girls. Although Valerie would eat anything on Stephen's plate…sometimes even William's. The plate sharing thing was likely part of her attachment but neither of them seemed to mind sharing with her.

It was in the middle of cooking breakfast when the kids started to wake up to the smell, and Valerie came into the kitchen holding her Mooey and looking a little upset. 

"What's wrong topolina?" Tony asks softly.

"Mama not waking up." She responds.

Tony frowns. "Still?"

Harley entered next looking equally worried and holding Lucy who looked like she had been crying. Now she just looked grumpy. "Yeah, Lucy was crying and Mom slept through it. Is he okay?"

"As far as I know." Tony answers and wipes his hands on a kitchen towel before holding his hands out for Lucy. "Give me Lulu and finish breakfast while I check on Mom?"

"Sure," Harley nods and hands his youngest sister over to his father and then takes Tony's place at the stove. "Come on Val, wanna help me out until Will wakes up?"

"Okay." Tony hears the quiet response as he leaves the kitchen and heads back up to the master bedroom.

Just like Valerie and Harley said, Stephen was still asleep and seemingly dead to the world. A thought that worried Tony so he walked over and checked to make sure his spouse had a pulse and breathing. He did have both at a steady rate, so Tony tried shaking him awake again, but to no avail.

"Steph." Tony says loudly with another attempt at shaking his shoulder. "You alright?"

No response. Not even when Lucy rather loudly demanded her mother's attention. Something that would have woken the sorcerer up from a dead sleep. Hell, even Valerie walking into the room for his attention would have done it too. Which made Tony worry even more. He tried checking for a fever next because usually that was one of the rare reasons Stephen slept like this…but there was nothing. Stephen was seemingly healthy as a horse…so Tony could only think of one thing.

Magic.

Stephen never used magic on himself to sleep, even if he was desperate for rest because he always wanted to be available for his children or for emergencies. He rarely even used it on the kids or team members. If he did it was for their safety or the safety of others. So if this was magic, had something or someone done this to him?

Tony grabbed his phone and decided to call Wong as William walked in. "Val and Harls told me Mom isn't waking up."

"I'm calling Wong. It might be–hey," he says when the sorcerer picks up. "I might be in need of some magical advice."

Wong sighs heavily. "Isn't that what your wife is for?"

"Ordinarily, yes, but he's the problem this time."

"What is it this time? Merman? Wolf?" Wong asks, sounding bored.

"No. He won't wake up." Tony says.

The line goes silent and he pulls his phone away to look at it, finding that the other man had indeed hung up on him, but before he could call Wong back, there was the unmistakable sound of a gateway forming behind him. Wong stepped through into the room moments later and immediately walked over to the bed to look the Sorcerer Supreme over as Tony and William watched curiously. Wong was hard to read at the best of times so they weren't sure if the situation was serious, but after a few minutes of Wong casting various spells, he sighed.

"It's not serious." Wong finally says. "It's exhaustion caused by astral projecting too much for too long."

Tony frowns and says, "so he just needs to sleep it off?"

"Yes and no. Sleeping it off can take longer than the alternative option."

"What's the alternative option?" William asks.

"There's a reason we call it Sleeping Beauty Syndrome." Wong snorts.

"Sleeping Beaut–" Realization dawns on Tony and he gives the sorcerer a flat look. "You're kidding right?"

"True love's kiss is a thing, just not the way the fairy tales portray it. Unfortunately most of the Sorcerer Supremes of the past didn't have someone like Stephen has you. So they had to sleep it off." Wong says and Tony raises an eyebrow.

"And how long would it take?"

Wong shrugs. "Days, weeks, years."

"Yeah…this family can't function without him for five minutes so we'll take the easy way." Tony snorts. 

He moves back over to Stephen after Wong steps aside with a sarcastic "hopefully you're actually his true love" which Tony deftly ignores after panicking about it for a split second. If he wasn't Stephen's true love, then he had better have an explanation if it wasn't one of the kids. Tony honestly wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be Valerie.

But he leaned over to kiss Stephen after setting Lucy on the bed, and just when Tony was starting to believe that maybe he wasn't Stephen's true love, the man inhaled sharply and started to open his eyes. Lucy decided to help with the process by slapping his face in the way only a small toddler can.

"Ow." Stephen grumbles and opens his eyes to find three other people looking down at him. "Since when has watching me sleep become a spectator sport?"

"When you decided to overuse astral projection." Wong huffs. "Your husband had to call me because you had Sleeping Beauty Syndrome."

Stephen sits up and rubs his face as Lucy squeals happily–probably because she thought her slap helped wake Mama up. "I didn't realize I used it that much. I'll try to be more careful."

"Thanks," Tony says to Wong and motions to the bedroom door. "You want breakfast?"

"Yes."

The sorcerer abruptly turned and left the room and Tony couldn't help but laugh a little.

"We should feed him more often." Then Tony looks back at Stephen and folds his arms. "I should ground you from chocolate for worrying me and the kids."

"I promise it wasn't intentional." Stephen says as Athena finally walks up the bed to him to lick him.

"I'm glad you're okay." William says softly, reminding Tony the teen was still there. "Val was a little upset and worried."

"I'll apologize to her." Stephen says.

"Part of your apology could probably be letting her sit in your lap and eating off your plate." Tony says humorously.

"She does that anyway." Stephen says, getting up and digging some clothes out of the dresser and getting dressed. Tony smiles and turns him back around and holds his waist, making Stephen blush a little. "What?"

"I love you too Duchess." Tony grins.

"Douchebag."

"Harley's right. You can be vomit-inducing." William says as he picks Lucy up from the bed. "I'll leave you to your…grossness."

When William leaves with Lucy, Tony bursts into laughter. "Grossness?! Harley is definitely rubbing off on him."

Stephen smirks. "I think he's just realizing that he and Harley are getting to that point too."

"What kind of parents would we be if we didn't gross out our kids or embarrass them?" Tony smiles and kisses Stephen. "Come on Duchess. You have some groveling to do."

[earthtoharlow]

This AU is part of my one year anniversary celebration, where there’s a new fic every tuesday!

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THATGIRLSTACEY

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thatgirlstacey: Happy Father’s Day to my hubby!

I don’t say thank you enough for what you do for our family and I really should say it more often.

Please, let’s stay married forever. I can train you to close the cabinets, it’s not a deal breaker for me.

Love,

Your wife, your best friend, your baby-mama with lots-o-drama.

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user: begging him to stay married to you is crazy

user: this is sooooo sweet

user: find some self respect!! That man hates you

user: dad Jack 🥲

user: he does stuff for the family other than cheating? Oh

user: girl is he having a side baby or not???

user: photo warms my heart ❤️‍🔥

user: who was that man you were kissing

urbanwyatt: best friend? 🤨

user: did Jack really get jumped?

user: yeah….lots of drama. A storm is coming

BARBIEBLANK

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BarbieBlank: Happy Father’s Day to Noah’s father!

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user: girl you might as well just find another man to raise that baby cause Jack ain’t gonna do it

user: you don’t even know if that’s your baby daddy yet

user: girl

user: is that picture of Jack recent😳

thatgirlstacey: don’t post my husband on your page again

user: Drake and Y/N somewhere laughing

theshaderoom: o h

Tmz: 👀

BarbieBlank: I’ll do what I want 😘

user: the girls are fighting!!

           thatgirlstacey just posted to their story!

URBANWYATT

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urbanwyatt: 🤞 my dawg @yourinsta

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user: omg????

user: I know Jack mad as hell

user: almost ate my phone just now

user: besties !!!

yourinsta: can’t believe we ran into each other today! I missed you 🥹

user: y’all think y/n back to talking to Jack? She ain’t post Drake on Father’s Day

user: why would drake like the post if she was cheating

user: she lives with him why does she need to post

thatgirlstacey: are you fucking serious???

user: please Stacey mad as fuck 😭😭😭

user: urban really don’t like that girl 🤣

jackharlow just added to his story!

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AN: Drama between Urban & Jack oh no!  If it ain’t one thing it’s another smh oh and it’s about to get crazy and I don’t think y’all ready 🤭 anyway hope you all enjoyed this and as aways tell me your thoughts! :)) also would anyone be interested if I had a concept night for the toxic series? I’ve been thinking about doing something like that soon 🫣

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[nattinatalia]

Urban Wyatt x Reader : INSTAGRAM AU

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yourusername Princess wanted a Christmas tree in her bedroom so her daddy took her shopping for all the pink and girly ornaments they could find.

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urbanwyatt What princess wants, princess gets 💖

yourusername No kidding 😩

jackharlow So this is why Mia demanded a tree in her room 😩

urbanwyatt I may have told her to bug you about it

yourbestiename I hate you Wyatt

yourusername Hey hey now, not so much on my baby daddy now!!!!

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urbanwyatt Baby momma is gonna have my balls for these pics. But a quick shoutout to little mama for everything she’s been doing. She’s been working her ass off for this new album and her first headlining tour. She definitely needed a little “me time”

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yourusername I will definitely have your balls later for this! But I love you, thank you for always having my back 💜

urbanwyatt What way though? Like you’ll have them in your mouth, or ???

yourusername I cannot with you 🙄

taylorrooks My fav couple ever!!!!!

cozane Are mom and dad back together?

selenosunni I’ve been asking the same thing

jackharlow We’re siblings to divorced parents!!!!! Need y’all back together asap.

urbanwyatt Can you three stop?

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yourusername Told these two idiots to take Cassie to leave some flowers for La Virgencita. They succeeded but then started acting a fool, little princess had to set them straight.

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urbanwyatt I can’t believe she snitched on us

selenosunni Not even because I bribed her with chocolate 🤦🏻

yourusername Sunni, stop giving my child chocolate, especially when it’s her nap time.

yourbestiename Que hermosura de Dios 🥺😍 mi niña tan chula llevándole rosas a la virgencita 🙏🏻

yourusername ❤️ Mia looked gorgeous too

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[dragonpyre]

Secret Robin AU; I can imagine that the heroes who know about Bruce’s identity and home life have a bet going on about how Bruce might find out.

Barry+Wally; Thinks Bruce will run into a grandchild from the future who’ll just straight up call him an idiot for not figuring it out.(Based on their experience with Bart)

Hal+Kyle+Kory; Bruce runs into Robin with Batcow, and realize that it’s his son’s cow.(Kory: How many of the cows can one find with the bat branding?)

Diana+Donna+Cassie; Bruce runs a DNA test with a blood sample he got from one of them and sees that it matches his children’s.(Cassie; Pretty sure he’ll try to collect a DNA sample of ALL his kids., Donna; Including those vigilantes he “adopted”., Diana; He would do that…)

J’onn+Arthur+Oliver; Bruce sees Alfred ironing one of their costumes as if it were no big deal.(Oliver; You just know the old man would do something like that for his own amusement!)

Kara; Bruce realizing that Nightwing and Dick have the EXACT SAME BUTTCHEEKS.(Jon: Gross, that’s my best friend’s brother Kara!, Kara; Barbara said that his butt is one of his defining features!, Lois; She does have a point...)

Kent brothers; Completely expect one of them to get hurt by a villain, causing Bruce to go full “Daddy Bats” in response.(Conner: That’s if Selina doesn’t go “Mama Cat” first., Clark: I almost forgot about Selina!)

Connor when it actually happens (Jon learned a new word that day)

[asweetlovesong]

Sorry for not posting lately ;-;

But I've been arting though!

Doesn't it look nice?

There is nothing else, just this pfp,

What are you doing don't zoom out there is nothing wrong with it.

So I only focused on her head and shoulders to get that nice pfp pic lol

Originally that's just how it was supposed to go but now I actually do finish it!

This Cassie Cage art is based on an AU I made inspired by the character from Norse mythology Hel, which is sometimes depicted with half of her face showing her skull.

I made the pose without thinking what she should actually sit on but I decided she can sit on a pile of skulls!

Here is some of the goofy looking skulls I drew! The Tarkatan skull was suppose to be a little perspective but it looks to be taken a back, the two that are bushed against each other remind of the "Hey how you doin lil mama let me whisper in your ear", and a moloch skull I made.

This is all the skull minus the one she steps on, I'll let you know when I finished the art!

[threadsun]

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[ipromiseimawriter]

WIP TITLE GAME

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Tagged by @zahnie - thank you omg!!

From most recently worked on to least (roughly): (I tend to be pretty literal with these for the most part, if they don't already have a title)

destiel fix it fic - draft 2: is what it says on the tin. I will get to chipping at the end of this godforsaken series, so hELP ME. I do have a fancy lil summary though (this could get edited later but y'know!!):

“What are you doing? Dean, no–!” “You asked me to stop you. So I’m stopping you.” ( As promised, the Empty came for Castiel when his soul called. When it sang a happiness so profound that nothing else could possibly contain it. But Dean wasn’t ready to let go – and if you were to ask him, he’d swear he had failed Cas one too many times. So when the time came, he sank right down with him. )  Chuck could’ve called it, really. But there’s no biblical preparation for their journey through the Empty. It’s all up to them, now, while Sam and Jack (and friends) race to undo Chuck’s damage to the world. Alternating POV. 15x18 CODA/Fix-It Fic for end of 15x18/15x19 & beyond [15x20 who is she lmao]

destiel theatre bitches AU: an incredibly self-indulgent AU where Dean and Castiel are professors for a theatre department at a (made-up) small liberal arts school somewhere in Kansas. Cas is a new arrival to the department who's making waves (and suggesting some batshit shows for production), Dean's the gruff and well-loved scene shop head/tech professor who doesn't like his toes getting stepped on (jk yes he does), and they're gonna be soooo normal about it (me when i lie). nearly everyone and their mom is in this AU. we have fun here

Welcome to Purgatory: an original work (longform)! a story inspired by my time interacting with SPN/with other horror-fantasy adjacent medias, some characters I've had for 1000 years, and just - fucking around and finding out. I def tried to NaNoWriMo it before, to no such luck, so I just chip at it on my own time. I've got a running tag for it if you're ever interested! (old summary)

Jules Herrick went missing without a trace in the early nineties, and his hunting partner, Simon Villanova, never saw him again. We jump ahead about twenty-five years and realize why he should’ve stayed missing. Victor and Amelia are two childhood friends separated by time and responsibility, reuniting for what should be a normal road trip under less fortunate circumstances - the death of a mutual friend. However, the trip is quickly derailed by a strange pursuer that sends them on the run, and into action.  The people who catch up with them to help are not what they expect. The lives their families have led were kept from the two for safety. But between a rogue demon, its lost hellhound, and a secret organization hunting down the missing man and his cohorts, one question must be asked: What does Jules Herrick want with the end of the world, as they know it?

go catch a sunset (stanford-era dean/the outsiders bullshit): a Stanford-era Dean fic (which has 2 chapters up!) that I sort of use as my lil swimming pool for figuring ideas out? Mostly just speculation and big character thoughts on that very vulnerable time. I'm v much looking forward to introducing both Bobby and Cassie soon, getting some Winchester drama, and picking at those good backstory characters.

mama barracuda (WIP title - eldritch horror type shit): an original work (short story). "There's a monster in the woods, just off the beaten path from Hope's home. She isn't the first to be trapped into position of Keeper for the Barracuda of the Backwoods, but she is the first - in a very long time - to truly understand her. They call her Mama." So essentially - monster collects teeth for her own rotting mouth. Sisyphean effort on the Keeper's part. Symbiotic parasite/mother-daughter type shit. LOTS TO UNPACK.

honorable mention: a bunch of plays and other lil bits that would take me too long to describe <333

tagging: @subtlefires, @disabled-dean , @butchabouttown, @luckshiptoshore , and anyone who wants to play! (this includes all my friends who may see this and go "hey i have wips". give it to me. i want to see it)

[dreamwritesimagines]

hey dream ☁️ can we please get more hc for the cassie lives au even just a crumb will suffice

love the story by the way can’t wait for saturday 🥰

I AM IN LOVE WITH THAT AU AND I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS😍

So how about we have a hc with Cassie questioning Cherie about Anthony because she noticed those glances in the ballroom😏 They would come back home and Cassie would go like;

"My dearest, before you go to bed I have a question."

"Yes mama?"

"Why does Anthony keep asking you to dance with him at every ball?"

"Oh because- um...he wants to make sure I feel comfortable I think."

"Comfortable?"

"Yes because I was very nervous at my first ball."

"And now?"

"Habit, I think. We grew up together after all."

"Nothing more?"

"Like what?"

"There's a reason why everyone keeps calling him a rake my sweet."

"Oh! Oh no. Not at all, Anthony would never, ever see me as more than Elias's annoying sister."

[thetombedspirit]

A Little More on Mei (Venus) and What She Likes, Dislikes and is like around Others

I didn’t want to post about my ideas for this AU until I got the designs finished. So here’s my design for Mei/Venus

So here’s Mei in her Witch attire, with her tessen and her shell and markings. (I’ll also post a series of attire choices since the other turtles have a series of outfits and I can) this will be the main outfit Mei wears during battles and missions.

Mei’s shoulder and thigh markings are tear shaped as to reference the Yin Yang symbol a bit and as a callback to her previous incarnation and her ties to Chinese culture.

She’s Donnie’s biological twin and is a spiny softshell turtle. Unlike him though, she uses a enchanted cloak to protect her shell.

Venus’s favorite music is Pop and Classical. Her favorite foods are plum, verities of soups and herbal tea. Her favorite animal is rabbits, and even keeps her stage rabbit, Snowball, as a pet. She likes performing magic (real or staged) playing the flute, dressing up and swimming. She doesn’t like Donnie’s criticisms towards her dependence of magic, bullies, and people around her getting hurt or manipulated by darker influences.

She cares about Jennika very much and loves her like a big sister. They depend on each other a lot and she looks up to her with how strong and independent she is ever since leaving Big Mama.

Mei and Lisa are best friends and they do pretty much everything together, from hanging out and eating ice cream, to sneaking into museums and parties. Mei is Lisa’s number 1 supporter and Lisa can always count on her for anything.

Leo was ecstatic to learn that Venus De Magic, the Queen of Quick-Change herself, was none other then his little sister Venus. They get along swimmingly, with Mei showing him tons of stage tricks and Leo being the typical goofy big brother. He can get quiet protective of her and her feelings, much to her amusement and annoyance.

Mei and Raph get along great. Raph secretly always wanted a little sister and absolutely spoils her along with Mikey. This also makes him quiet protective of her, especially towards boys. At times, it amuses her, though other times it annoys her. But regardless, she loves her teddy bear of a big brother.

Mei and Donnie certainly have their differences, especially when it comes to their ways of living, with Donnie relying on tech and Mei relying on magic. Regardless of their differences, they love each other very much and get along great.

Mei and Mikey have both been given the official title “babies of the family” branch and they use that to their full advantage, often teaming up to either bug or support their family (maybe both). They love each other very much and play all sorts of games together.

Mei and Splinter get along well enough, with Mei excepting him as a father figure, though Chung will always be dad to her. Splinter is forever grateful that Mei has given him a chance to be her dad and she supports his efforts to bond with Jennika.

Mei finds April awesome and a good influence on the brothers, especially Donnie. Mei, April and the other girls hang out a lot and try to organize a lot of girls’ nights, so as to get away from the standard crazy that is the Hamato Boys.

Mei likes Cassie and admires how far she’s come in leaving the Foot Clan and trying to rebuild herself. She loves her energy (even if it’s rather violent) and supports her ambitions: even the one that includes getting a date from her sister [;)]

Mei hears a lot about Casey Jones and wishes she got to met the man from the future. She hopes he’s doing well for himself in the non-apocalyptic world and that she’ll get to meet him.

Mei has mixed feelings about Draxum, given their history, but she remains civil with him and they tend to get along, even bonding over their love of their Yokai heritage and mystics.

So that’s how Mei feels about everyone, now here are her signature outfits.

1. Casual Wear

2. Winter Wear

3. Sleep Wear

4. Formal Wear

5. Party Wear

6. Stage Magic Wear

7. Vacation Wear

And finally, Mei’s human disguise!

Let me know what you guys think! Now, next up will be Jennika! Bye!

[caitlynmeow]

Cassandra: My toddler dropped my Phone while she was facetiming my mom, gasped picked it back up and asked, "Grandma, ate you ok !!??"

It was the cutest-dumbsest thing I've ever seen.

Cass is definitely the kind of mom who is always gushing over her babies and how adorable they are but also the first one to laugh at their mishaps

[elisaphoenix13]

The Not So Secret Life Of Misfits

"Don't you guys have people to do this? Or at least have it delivered?"

Stephen sighs softly as America follows him down the bread aisle of the grocery store. She had mentioned that while he was not the same Stephen she had known, he was still who she was used to and was sticking to his side for the better part. It didn't bother him, especially since he was used to it with Valerie, and the little girl was more attached to him than America was being. America was still adjusting.

Suddenly having rich parents was definitely an adjustment. Stephen remembered how every single one of the boys had their own way of getting used to things. 

"We usually have it delivered, but sometimes I need to pick up a couple of things and it's nice to get away from the chaos." Stephen finally answers as he grabs a few loaves of bread.

"So…I'm still a little confused. How many kids do you have?" America asks while leaning against the cart. She quickly decides to take it for a joyride instead and rides it up and down the aisle as Stephen looks at the bagels.

"Depends on what you mean." Stephen says.

"Well, I heard Tony call Cassie your kid but she doesn't stay upstairs with us. And then that girl…Kate? She comes over this morning and calls you Mom." America looks at him sheepishly when she accidentally runs the cart into Stephen's hip but he just puts his things into it.

It hadn't been the first time he was hit by a shopping cart. Peter was the first and the rest followed. Every single one of them decided at one point to take the cart for a joy ride and ran into him, except William and Valerie of course. Lucy hadn't yet but it was only a matter of time.

"In that case I have…" Stephen stops to think about it, counting under his breath. "Thirteen? Including you?"

America gapes at him. "What, so you have more?"

"Yes. They're called the Avengers." Stephen snorts, leading the way to the next aisle and leaving America to follow with the cart.

"I thought Bucky was joking when he called you Mom."

"It started off that way, but it sort of stuck."

"Do you like it? Being Mom?" America asks softly and Stephen looks at her after grabbing some cereal.

The question threw Stephen for a loop. Nobody had asked him the question. At least not directly. The closest anyone ever got to it was Peter and that was just to ask him if it was really okay to call Stephen "mom" after his slip up all those years ago. Now that he stopped to think about it for a moment, he couldn't see his life any differently. He loved his kids, his husband, even the Avengers. It was a family he didn't dare think of giving up for anything. It made him sympathetic to America's situation. The poor girl had bounced around countless universes until she heard of this one. One where she thought she could have a chance to have a family again.

And when they welcomed her with open arms, it left her reeling. Hence the questions.

"I do actually." He answers. "Does it bother you?"

America shakes her head immediately with wide eyes. "No! It's just…an adjustment compared to the you I knew. I don't feel like a burden here. Am I?"

"No." Stephen says immediately. "You're not a burden. Don't ever think you are. It took a lot of reassuring for the boys to not feel that way anymore when we took them in."

For the next few minutes, America follows him in comfortable silence as they shop, until they get to the dairy section.

"I know you said you come to get away from the chaos, but how come you brought all of the kids?" Just as the last word leaves America's mouth, Diana runs over with a bag of goldfish crackers, putting them in the cart when Stephen nods.

"Where's your sister?" Stephen asks.

"Sissy is coming. She saw you walk down here and said to go ahead. She said she needs to grab some toothpaste for Uncle Scott and Uncle Quill." Diana answers.

Stephen hums in acknowledgement and turns his attention back to America. "Because my kids scatter and find a snack they want. They don't cause trouble…at least not anymore."

"Oh…makes sense I guess. But not Lucy?"

"Lucy is content to stay at home with Tony and get covered in grease," Stephen rolls his eyes. "It's probably for the best anyway. She's very…energetic."

"Mom's just afraid that Lucy will climb the shelves and then jump off with that happy screech she has." Cassie elaborates when she walks over and America laughs.

"Yeah I did see her climbing the bookshelves the other day."

"We have to keep her away from the personal gym too," Thomas adds when he seemingly appears out of nowhere with white cheddar cheez-its and mumbles, "There was an incident with the pool."

Cassie powers his voice to say, "Lucy jumped in without a care in the world like she usually does. No life vest or floaties so she sank to the bottom immediately. We've…never seen Mom so freaked out."

"He jumped in after her before any of us could even react and kept her at his side for the rest of the day." Thomas adds. "We heard him having a nightmare that same night."

"He had a nightmare?" Cassie whispers.

Stephen froze while reaching out for some butter. Despite Cassie and Thomas's attempt to tell the story quietly, the sorcerer still heard their words and had to take a moment to collect himself. The pool incident was still fairly recent so it was still fresh in his mind, and it made his chest tighten. He had gone in after Lucy without a second thought and she had been unperturbed by the situation, but to Stephen, it was almost like reliving a memory.

A memory that still haunted him after almost 20 years when a similar situation arose. It happened before with Peter at the lake house, and now with Lucy at the pool…

"He's right here and he can hear you." Stephen sighs, finally tossing the butter into the cart. "America, why don't you find a snack you like?"

Her eyes nearly pop out of her head. "Really? Any snack?"

"Yeah! I always get the white cheddar cheez-its. They're like crack to me." Thomas cackles. "Will and Val get strawberries and whipped cream. They do everything and share everything together if Val isn't attached to Mom."

"I noticed. You know, when I first got here, I thought she was actually William's," America says and Stephen covers his face with his hand. "I was like, wow, talk about a teen dad, but then I realized…siblings. Would have thought Cassie and Diana were mother and daughter if the age wouldn't have been so weird."

Cassie blushes. "Oh geez, no. I helped Tony…raise her…but you know. I helped however I could since…the snap."

America nods. "Yeah…I was told about that. I'm sorry you had to go through that."

"It's okay. I think we've all healed and moved on from it now." Cassie smiles.

"Sissy and I will help you find a snack!" Diana finally says after listening to the older kids converse with each other.

"Sure. I gotta see the weird foods here anyway."

Cassie laughs. "No, you gotta save the weird foods for when I drag Papa shopping. He saw cotton candy flavored grapes and had an aneurysm."

"Please take me on your next shopping trip with him," America laughs as she walks away with the girls.

In the meantime, Stephen finishes in the dairy aisle and leaves Thomas to push the cart after him as he leads them to the drinks. The kids wanted a movie night and so they needed drinks and popcorn, one of the reasons Stephen brought them with him. Harley and Peter were charged with finding the popcorn, but after that? He just prayed to the Vishanti that they really had grown out of their public shenanigans.

"Do you think coffee would make me travel at light speed?" Thomas asks and Stephen snorts.

"I'm sure your body metabolizes it faster than it can set in, but I still wouldn't want to risk it."

"Pietro taught me how to run through walls. He says the laws of physics don't always apply to us when we run. Like running on water or running through thin walls." Thomas explains. "Brick walls are still too hard for me."

Stephen glances at his son and raises an eyebrow. "Remind me to ground him when we get home. You should ask before testing anything like–"

"I did! I asked Dad! He set up some things we can try." Thomas reassures quickly.

Not that Stephen wasn't sure it was something to be relieved about. Tony was a fantastic father, but sometimes even his genius brain took a break and didn't think things through. But since Thomas had yet to come to him with a concussion, he assumed Tony and Pietro were being somewhat responsible.

With Lucy though, Stephen was still convinced that Tony had blown out her eardrums while working in the lab with her. Whether from blasting music or from blowing things up. But Bruce had checked out her ears for her and said Lucy was fine. Maybe the little girl just had selective hearing when it came to Stephen. She listened when he was stern, but usually if he asked her nicely to please not wipe her boogers on Levi, it went in one ear and out the other.

There was also the time she tried to climb the railing of the stairs just so she could slide down. Fortunately Rhodey had been visiting and put a stop to that pretty quickly.

"Just…please be careful." Stephen finally says. "I'd rather not have to use a jackhammer to dig my child out of bricks."

Thomas grins. "You might not have to. Pretty sure Yelena could headbutt a brick wall and make it crumble like sand."

"Speaking of Yelena, remind me to talk to her and Kate about their not so private…trysts." Stephen motions to some drinks for Thomas to grab and put on the bottom of the cart. "Your brother did one of those panic flusters when he walked in on them. Closed the door while he was still in the room and then apparently turned so red that a sunburn would have been jealous and teleported away."

"Was that the day he called from Japan?" Thomas bursts into laughter then yelps when Stephen smacks the back of his head. "I love him but he's such a ditz sometimes."

"Yelena thought it was hilarious too," Stephen drawls. "Now go round up the brood. I'm finished."

Thomas salutes. "Yes, sir!"

"And never do that again."

"Peter and Harley are right. It's fun to see you make that face." Thomas dodges Stephen's next swipe and jogs off hollering for his siblings, which makes Stephen rub the bridge of his nose.

The twins had certainly come out of their shells. And unfortunately that meant that their older brothers were rubbing off on them. At least William still had some modicum of respect for Stephen and Tony. He had his moments of sass but it was still in the respectable range. Thomas, on the other hand, was teetering dangerously on Harley's end of the spectrum. Even going so far as to run literal circles around their resident god.

Sometimes even Sam after he heard the story about how he and Steve first met. Sam was less than pleased with the outcome and Steve always got a good laugh out of it.

Stephen was fairly certain that Thomas used his speed to his advantage when he wasn't in view anymore, because the sorcerer was surrounded by all of the kids before he was even halfway to the front of the store. They were all chattering about at least three different subjects and none of them needed his immediate attention so he tuned them out. He simply pushed the cart to an open register, let the kids unload it onto the belt, and waited for the cashier to ring him up so he could pay and go home. Tea and that piece of chocolate cake he had put into the cart were starting to sound heavenly.

"Dude...I just found Peeps flavored Pepsi," Harley announces and Cassie laughs, taking it from him and putting it on the belt.

"Just when Papa thinks the grocery store won't traumatize him anymore." Cassie grins.

"Babe, that's savage." Peter laughs.

"Busy day, Dr. Strange?" The cashier asks and Stephen snorts humorously.

"Believe it or not, this is a calm day."

[walker-extended-universe]

WIP Wednesday Game

@kedreeva

Rules:

Post up to five (5) filenames of your WIPs; not titles, file names.

Post a snippet from one of them. Snippet must be words you wrote in the last 7 days. We’re posting progress here. If you haven’t made any, go make some and come back to post!

After you’ve posted, people can send you an ask with one of your file names. You must then write 3 sentences in that file. If the filename is one you can’t share from (for example, an event fic), write 3 sentences on it anyway, and then 3 more on another to share.

That’s it!

Cassie/Castiel Isekai

After a lot of poking around on the internet (did it always have this few ads?), Cassie could confidently say that she did have an identity as Cassandra Perez here in this strange world. But that was where all the similarities ended.

This Cassandra Perez lived in Colorado, for starters. Her parents were dead and she was an only child. She also worked as a dance teacher at the local community college, not in law enforcement. She’d never been to Texas and never worked with anyone named Cordell Walker, not that her partner seemed to exist in this world.

Who did exist in this world? Sam and Dean Winchester. And a certain trenchcoated “man” who went on a Word of God spree before disappearing earlier this year. Oh, and also that year was 2011, not 2023. She may or may not have had a major panic attack after piecing all that info together.

Cassie/Cordell bad date au

“Got a hot date?” she teased with a wink.

He chuckled. “Uh, maybe? My brother set it up but I like to think he knows my type.”

“Brothers.” She tutted and shook her head. “I’ll get you that water while you wait. Let me know if you need anything else.”

“Will do.” He gave her a mock salute and went back to checking his phone.

Cassie brought him his water a few minutes later, still no sign of his date. She checked on her other tables and by the time she finished topping up everyone’s drinks, the guy was nibbling on a bread roll and typing on his phone. Still, no sign of a date.

Hoyt Rawlins Tome Travel

Hoyt missed a lot of things about the 21st century. Hot showers. Electric lights. The internet. Fast cars. Decent mail service. Geri. The Walkers.

But one thing he loved about the 1870s: it was so much easier to rob banks.

Cassie/Cordell/Geri prompts

“Hurry up, Cordell! I want to get to the beach before I lose the light!” Geri hiked up the mostly deserted path to the private beach she’d booked for her latest wildlife photoshoot.

“I could move faster if someone was willing to haul her own gear,” Cordell muttered, trudging along behind her. He’d been the fastest runner on the football team in high school, which didn’t help him much now as he traveled under the weight of Geri’s lighting kit, several lenses, laptop, and their camping gear. Not even half of it was his but, as her assistant, he usually ended up carrying the bulk of the load. He often griped that he never would’ve taken her up on the offer to work and travel with her if he knew “pack mule” was in the job description, but they both knew he wouldn’t leave.

“Quit whining, we’re almost there.”

Deranged!Dean takes August Walker for a ride

He hesitated before the doorway and took a deep breath. He couldn’t put this off any longer.

“Mornin’ everyone….” He tried to smile but he wasn’t sure it was convincing. “I…I have something to tell you. Something important.” He didn’t wait for his mama’s concerned questions before barreling through it. “Last night, August was kidnapped while taking out the trash at the Side Step. We don’t know who took him or why. All we have right now is the vehicle the kidnapper was driving and we’ve got a state-wide ABP out on it right now

[nattinatalia]

Urban Wyatt x Reader Instagram AU

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urbanwyatt Baby mama did the damn thang 🇲🇽 so proud of you wifey💖

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yourusername Thank you baby 🥺 thank you for being here tonight!

urbanwyatt Wouldn’t be anywhere else 🤞🏼

cozane baddie 🫡

selenosunni 🔥

yourbestiename THATS MY BEST FRIEND GO BEST FRIEND!!!!!

user Not them saying wifey and baby! Did we miss something???

user Divorce but still loving each other 🥺

user This is part of their pr stunt.

urbanwyatt What PR stunt? Broo lmao 💀 that’s my girl, divorced or not!!

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urbanwyatt US DURING THAT MOMENT

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yourusername LMAOO

yourbestiename Y’all are horn dogs brooo

jackharlow Can you blame us??? Like holy fuck

yourusername It wasn’t even anything HUGE to get horny about. Just two pretty best friends sharing a 💋

claybornharlow 👀

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user Urban and Jack fighting for their lives

user Jack you’re gonna let y/n take your wife?

yourusername I SAW HER FIRST, SO SHE’S MINE!!!!!!!!

jackharlow 🙄

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yourusername 🇲🇽 LOCKED IN 🔐 thank you to my bros for joining me tonight!!!!

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yourbestiename Doble P & Chato 🫡 I’m mad at JOP!!!!!

jesusortizpazfr Sorry 😣

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user 😳 😬

cozane 🤣🤣🤣🤣

user YOUR GIRL? WHAT???

user You should’ve knocked his ass out when he asked her where his mother in law at!!!!

urbanwyatt 🙄

urbanwyatt We might be divorced but I’m still 🌰 in her 💦 so I win, not that it’s a game but I win 🤷🏼‍♂️

yourusername 🙈

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yourusername My girl for life 🥵🤞🏼🤭

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yourbestiename TE AMO 💕

druski AY YOOOO I KNEW IT ✂️

yourusername LMAAAOOO

jackharlow NOOO SHE MINE

jackharlow 🙄 only sharing her with you!!!

yourusername Boy I wasn’t even waiting for approval.

urbanwyatt 🥵 🥵 🥵 I’ll let this slide

yourusername Of course you would 😇

claybornharlow Ummm 👀 can I watch?

jackharlow GO AWAY

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keepingupwithynwyatt Not JOP being too lit and forgetting the lyrics. Good thing Y/N called his ass out for it. Also not him calling her mom suegra and saying he was gonna get a kiss from YN 🙄 URBAN BETTER CHECK HIS ASS!!

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yourusername Yoo why y’all trying to get baby daddy heated?

user Lmao

user so did he get the kiss?

user jop is a mood lol love him

user Peso Pluma was my favorite

urbanwyatt You know damn well I checked his ass after this.

jackharlow I can confirm

cozane Yuppp

yourcousinname Good thing y’all held Urban back I for sure thought he was gonna deck dude.

jesusortizpazfr It was a joke bro 😎

urbanwyatt Go joke with someone else’s girl, not mine.

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cozane MY PARENTS 🥺

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yourbestiename WDYM?!!??? THEY’RE MY PARENTS!!!!!

selenosunni Yesssss 🔥

yourusername COPELAN YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO POST THESE!!!!!

cozane Wait actually? Because baby daddy said it was fine!

urbanwyatt It is.

jackharlow 🙌🏼 love to see it

user OH MY GOD

user ARE THEY BACK TOGETHER?

user CASSIE ABOUT TO BE A BIG SISTER

urbanwyatt 😏😏

druski I KNEW IT

druski I FUCKING KNEW IT

druski YALL FUCKING STILL!!!!!!!!

druski jackharlow PAY UP BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR ASS THEY WERE STILL FUCKING

jackharlow This doesn’t prove that.

druski Boyyyyy this is literally a picture of them kissing. What more proof do you need?

jackharlow For it to come out of their mouths

druski URBAN OR YN GET YALL ASSES HERE I NEED THAT $1000 CONFIRM THIS NOW

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yourusername URBAN!!!!!!

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[indoraptorgirlwind]

ANT-MAN COCO AU PART 1

(Notes: yes, i know these characters are not related but i wanted to do a twist for this au)

Peter Parker narrating*

"Sometimes, i think i'm cursed, because of something that happened long before i was born. See, many years ago, there was this dad who was a superhero. He had a whole team with his family. But he also had a dream. To rescue the world and sing. He went to use his abilities on another place, but never returned. And the mama... she didn't have time to cry over that walk away superhero. After banishing all superhero related things from her life, she made her income by making shoes. You know, she could have make candy, fireworks or even those cool luchador suits!. But she had to choose shoes! Then she taught her daughter to make shoes, and then to her son-in-law, and the tradition kept by generations. Superheroes had torn her family away, but shoes held them all together, even after she passed away. That woman was my great great grandmother, mama Hope. She died long before i was born but my family tells their story on every day of the dead. And her little daughter is my great grandma, mama Cassie. She doesn't remember things so well, but i still love her! My family may be shoemakers but i...am not like them! I know i shouldn't like superheroes, but its not my fault! It's his! Darren Cross! The greatest superhero of all times! When he brought his shrinking and grow abilities to the world, people fell in love with him. He had movies, discs, he could even fly! He had a lot of abilities! Until one day he got crushed by a giant bell...I wanna be just like him!" *Peter gets interrupted by a random superhero on the plaza that was having his shoes fixed by Peter, snapping him back to reality*

"Calm down kid, i asked for a shoeshine, not the story of your life!"

After Peter got some advices from the superhero, his abuelita Yelena suddenly appeared, menacing the superhero with a chancla, scaring him away. After she got Peter scolded by going to the plaza which was filled with superheroes, she taught him the importance of altars on the day of the dead. Peter heard about the superhero suit contest, so he decided to participate on it. The problem was to figure out a way without being noticed by his family. Peter didn't realize he was being followed by Cosmo, a street dog that tried to eat the food from the ofrenda. When Peter got her away, the photo of mama Hope fell, and when he was worrying because the glass broke... he realized... the photo had a man without head, because it was ripped from the photo... then he noticed something curious... His suit was just like Darren Cross' suit! Peter got so excited and grabbed the photo and climbed the ceiling, anouncing his family that he wanted to become a superhero because Darren Cross was his great great grandfather. However, when mama Yelena saw this, and found superhero related stuff he had hidden alongside a spider-like suit he had created, she scolded him by telling him how much of a terrible father he was, ripping Peter's suit. This act made Peter flee from home, between tears. He went straight to the superhero contest, but because he had no suit anymore, he tried to steal Cross' suit for a moment, and when he wore it and set the helmet on...something happened....When the people entered to see what was going on, Peter thought he was in trouble, but he got even more scared when the people didn't see him and even pass through him! Just when he thought that what was happening was scary enough, after falling to a tomb and being rescued by a lady, he panicked away when he saw that she was a skeleton! And there were more of them through all the cementery!

Peter was very scared to say the least, but then suddenly, he bumped into an old man. Despite his fear, he apologized

"Are you okay sir?" He asked. Suddenly, the man revealed to be papa Harley

"Peter, is that you? You're here here?!" His voice caught more relatives attention, such as tia Kate and tia Natasha! Then suddenly, a man and a woman ran together at his dead family, they were tia Wanda and Tio Pietro! They looked worried...

"it's mama Hope!" Wanda said

"she couldn't cross!" Pietro continued

They also freaked out when they saw Peter, but the family was decided to take him with mama Hope to see if she could fix things up. Peter was truly astonished by what he was seeing. There was a huge marigold bridge and just beyond it, a huge town with an undescriptable beauty and colors, happiness and alebrijes! It was all just so magnificient. Then in some guard station, Peter saw that there was a guy trying to cross the bridge, but getting caught by some guys. Pretty sad for those who didn't have a photo on their ofrenda... When they arrived at an office, there was Hope, hitting a computer with her shoe. She was also weirdened out by Peter's presence, but she was more annoyed than scared.

When the clerk explained them that Peter got cursed by stealing something from an ofrenda, they discovered it was the ant-man suit Peter wore. This got Hope even more upset, as Peter broke the no superhero rule. Then the clerk said they had to send him to the living world before the sunrise

"What happens after sunrise?" Peter asked

"hijole Peter, your finger!" Harley interrupted. Peter watched in horror as the top of his finger was becoming an skeletal finger, he almost fainted.

"The only way to go back to the world of the living is to get blessed by a relative" The clerk explained. He picked up a petal of cempasuchitl, and gave it to Hope, explaining that she had to give Peter her blessing and then give him the petal.

"Peter...i give you my blessing to go home, and never get involved into superheroes again!" She suddenly snapped

"What? It's not fair!" Peter protested "She can put the conditions she want" the clerk added.

Peter sighed and agreed, and as long as he grabbed the petal, he was back at the living world again.