#man's going to JAIL
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I don't do much physical art but I'm very proud of this work in progress. It's fanart for a dnd campaign I play in - of Whenver and an NPC, Elzaren, and they are incredibly star-crossed. It's based on Gustav Klimt's The Kiss.
#wip#collage#dnd#ttrpg#gay#gustav klimt#the kiss#the gold foil is from ferrero rocher wrappers#theyre just very good texture and take paint well#theyre looking pale af bc its a mockup and i just used white paper for the skin and a little water colour and pencil#i am so new to watercolour and i barely know what to do with it#plan is to get the patterning done in the next couple weeks bc that'll be the end of Elzaren in the story#man's going to JAIL#wild#thought that sould happen to Whenver first for sure#each section of the mockup is on a different layer of plastic which is why its all shiny looking currently#theres just so much plastic when youre buying things and its pretty quality so why waste it?#whenver#whenver bellosant
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twelfth night main plot: haha bisexual love triangle that is gay in both directions! haha mistaken identity and gender fuckery haha
malvolio side plot:
#twelfth night#ws#i did not feel this strongly abt him before but now that ive listened to dt malvolio.#And esp how he plays him in 4.2#ajnd it's like guys. guys! i need to turn into a fish and swim to sea and never return#NUMBER ONE MALVOLIO APOLOGIST#I AM SORRY. SORRYYYYYYY#WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DO THAT TO HIM ALL HE DID WAS BE A LOSER AND A KILLJOY#AND MAYBE HE RUINED FABIAN'S RELATIONSHIP AND THREW THE CAPTAIN IN JAIL AT SOME POINT IDK#WHY DO THE RICH FUCKS GET SO MUCH PLEASURE PUTTING THIS MAN IN THE SAW TRAP CAN THEYYYYY BE PUT IN THE SAW TRAP#JUST TO SEE HOW IT FEELS#IS IT HIS FAULT HE LIKES IMAGINING THAT PEOPLE LIKE HIM IM SO HEARTBROKEN MAN#pain and suffering and darkness#ik there is some meta someone has written sometime someplace abt him being neurodivergent but im not going to go digging for it rn
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WAIT THEN WHAT HAPPENED TO RATCHET IF HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE KIDS????????
AJDHHDSBBS YES SO
when skyfire left for the surface with the miners, he asked ratchet, but also cryak, to watch the baby birds! So they were watching the kids when sentinel just barges into the home, questioning the children.. ratchet and cryak being confused of course and start finding the questioning about Skyfire’s whereabouts a little intense. After sentinel tries to forcefully try get info out of silverbolt specifically, when ratchet and cryak try to move in like “hey prime what are you doing?? leave the kids be???” they get apprehended by the drones.. we haven’t quite decided where ratchet would be held but ratchet gets taken to custody ans cryak gets taken hostage to sentinel’s tower along with the kids
#screaming cryinfhg… nanny ratchet and granma tries their best to defend the babies but of course gets labelled as traitors#ratchet got unfairly arrested let my man go!!!!!#because of course sentinel gonna put him in jail#ask#maccadam#transformers#transformers one au#transformers one#aerialbots#ratchet#tfone sentinel
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Deleting my dating apps because I want to find love in the old fashioned way (joining my idol crush's company to work on my game and realizing after he drugged me with lsd and made me choose between jumping off his balcony or watching him jump that my reality is like a game where I can restart when I die and go back in time to make different choices but all the timelines end up with either one of us dead or in jail and there's no possible good ending for us no matter what choice I make)
#also in one of those timelines im the one who kills him#and if i dont kill him he's the one who makes me go to jail#and we're the only ones who are aware of how our reality works but we can't do anything about it#other than living the same loops and making the same choices and witnessing the same endings#this doomed yaoi shit get serious man im out#colin ritman#stefan butler#colfan#black mirror#bandersnatch
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yellowjackets oc post crash doodles?? dont mind if i do

was this an excuse to draw men shirtless. uhhh. yeah.
#yellowjackets oc#eddie taylor (yellowjackets)#travis martinez#guys guess who remembered he wants to become a tattoo artist (me!!! i did!)#i like the idea of them being stupid newly-adults and going out and getting a bunch of tattoos all at once and then never really again#“his brand mark?” i hear you ask#oh. well just yall wait.#dont crucify me for my calligraphy i dont know arabic#i tried SCOURING the internet for ottoman era turkish calligraphy but man. atatürk really did a number on that#can i get a hell yeah for the turkish reformations#anyways#drew this to get out of artblock jail#sorry its cringe#oc#original character#mothboy art
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peter putting his head on wade’s shoulder
#like man. you don’t have to that close (tied up separately) but you choose to be anyways#also he’s supposed to be at odds with deadpool rn. like ‘we’re enemies again and you should go to jail for killing this guy’#and then snuggles up to him like that#peter you’re not slick#spideypool#wade wilson#peter parker#deadpool#spider-man
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WHY did callum turner play every single one of his scenes as john bucky egan w the most agonized longing a human being could possibly feel w/o it being fatal. why the fuck did he do that. was he told to do that
#if he was i have even more questions#blabs#if he just DECIDED. i am going to play this man so deeply in love w his best friend that its killing him. well i literally want him in jail
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ART DUMP
Ft. Starbunny and Davemight

#cathleen bate#star and stripe#all might#yagi toshinori#mirko#rumi usagiyama#david shield#mightyshield#davemight#starbunny#starbunny as in mirko x stars and stripe :3#ship so good they never interacted#ship so good one of them is in jail#ships so good I want them DEAD#i’m going to rip my hair out#i love yuri#i love old man yaoi#rahhhh#mha#rairpair#Davemight? what might Dave do?#sorry ill see myself out
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back with more dogman art since yall loved the other post so much
I love this guy hes just like me fr
#dogman#dog man#petey the cat#petey dogman#petey#dog man petey#dogman petey#dogman fanart#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#digital fanart#fanart#small artist#small account#book fanart#dogman books#dog man fanart#look at my lawyer dawg im going to jail#evil autism#YAOI!!!!!!!!#idk why hes posed like that hes so funny#fandom artist#artist#sorry for all the tags#lol#if u see this u get a cookie#🍪
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because eddie has a silver star

#buddie#911#evan buckley#eddie diaz#look at my lawyer dawg im going to jail#i hope it hasn’t been done yet#eddie diaz can do no wrong#eddie eddie eddie#what a man#sorry got possessed by buck for a second#make gay firefighters kiss
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Okey but what would the families of the Minnie Miraculous do if they find out that their children are being used as child soldiers??
Realistically? Well, I think most wouldn’t be too happy—Like Nadja would probably confiscate the miraculous and Chris would probably be grounded, and if any superheroes showed up asking for help they’d say “tough turkey” and Marinette would be basically on her own. In fact, Nadja and her husband are both probably openly critical of the Miraculous being used by children, calling Miss Terra all sorts of bad things.
The whole thing would probably go down pretty similar to most Cartoon series that have the super powered child premise—the kids get found out, parents are mad, Miss Terra explains the situation and after enough things get bad the parents reluctantly agree that they have to let their kids go for the greater good. All be it reluctantly and with a lot of death stares at Miss Terra. Poor girl
#It would probably be best if the parents never found out#Cuz they’d blame Marinette and none of this is really her fault#I think Manon might steal back the miraculous to go help Miss Terra#And Cat man would pull a Jail break#Never underestimate the super kids#They be devious#Ask#minnie miraculous#minnie miraculous au
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moodboard for people who go into Luke Newton's tag and are forced to see the craziest garbage shipping nonsense and bad faith discourse that keeps being posted when he ISN'T EVEN IN ATTENDANCE AT THE PRE-BAFTAS NOMINEE PARTY TONIGHT


#luke newton#nicola coughlan#what do you mean you demons are still on ship war nonsense when he isn't even there??? why is he even getting tagged???#why was this poor man trending WHEN HE IS AT HOME IN HIS PAJAMJAMS EATING SPAGHETTI AND MINDING HIS BUSINESS!?#can y'all leave him ALONE please?????#what do you mean you're out here tagging luke in fights about nicola bringing her mid boyfriend to an event??? leave that shit in her tag?#it don't got nothing to do with luke what are we even doing here???#y'all exhaust me. i am exhausted#on a night where the only posts that should be in his tag should be about his amazing acting in the nominated carriage scene#THIS is the trash y'all are talking about? get out of my swamp#and for that matter- why is luke getting tagged in pics of jake and nic??? he's. not. there?#how dare y'all make me look at that lipless man when i go into luke's tag to thirst#jail
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im so so serious when i say this is the best picture ever taken in the history of pictures
#i’m going feral#this man#he should be in jail#it should be illegal to be this fine#kieran burton#house of the dragon#davos blackwood#benjicot blackwood#hotd#hotd season 2
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Obsessed with the way Cecil can't fucking talk to people on their level. His intimidation tactics and silver tongue work really well for the most part and carry him throughout his career. But in the case of Mark where he starts interrogating him, Cecil takes it way too far and antagonizes the boy. What Mark probably needed in that case was to be talked to as a equal or explained the situation a little more calmly (and maybe don't bring up a recent traumatizing event, Cecil-)
Cecil goes for Mark's throat during the whole conversation, so it's no surprise when Mark returns the favor in a more literal manner

And in the end they both lowkey lost. Cecil gave away a powerful trump card and Mark lost a support group
#invincible#invincible season 3 spoilers#cecil stedman#mark grayson#your honor my man is dumb as hell#he is but a chihuahua that barks a lot and can send you to hell actualy yes rlly#and mark uh went in a little too hot#mark's going thru a lot tbh tho i can't imagine being in his shoes#and his pokemon b&w thinking is definitely holding him back#what is there to do in jail but rot mark#people do bad things get punished and then what#also mark's dad did arguably worse things than sinclair#arguably.#i love the writing in season 3 :)
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How dare Leonardo have such ravishing eyes?!? He has absolutely NO RIGHT!! NONE!!! I'm so offended to be this bewitched by a mutant turtle gaze.
#It may seem like a joke#but it isn't#that man needs to go to jail#AND YES THIS IS ABOUT 2007 LEO AGAIN#leave me alone#tmnt x reader#tmnt 2007#tmnt bayverse#tmnt smut#tmnt 2012#tmnt leo x reader#tmnt 2k16#tmnt#tmnt 2007 leo x reader
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Genuinely what was Ambessa's plan w Viktor because uh....I think he was pretty clear on his intentions in that sphere of his. She sees him turn one of his followers into a cunty gold white robot, then sees him do it to all the rest and supposedly some of her own army?
I mean I know part of her plot was that she was so blinded by grief + her own ego + own desires but for quiet possibly the smartest war general in the series who always had a plan and had a fear of mages she didn't pick up on the cues that something was "not right" with Viktor?
Orb! Viktor speaking through his robotic followers: "When I reach the Hexgates the anomaly under it will give me the power to complete my Glorious Evolution and everyone will be perfect."
Ambessa, who was too busy passing notes to a twink to pay attention to the 'dangers of eugenics' lesson in class: "Sure sure sure, whatever you say."
#Love how Singed in ep6 immediately knew what was up. I know Lest heard about/saw Vik and told Salo#but I love pre-jailed singed hearing about some purple robot jesus healing people in the fissures and hes like damn thats my guy!#my headcanon is that the time he got arrested he was just out doing errands and viktor was his last stop#got side tracked by a war plot and family plot#then invited himself into a magical assimilation plot#side note: man really risked it all on the basis Viktor wouldn't assimilate his ass too. Viktor told everyone in less words it was his plan#Singed whispering to Vik in the orb like: hey. if youre gonna assimilate everyone can you spare me + whatever vessel i put my daughter in?#Viktor: no sweat dude i got u. its probably going to be very weird having two-non perfect beings in my world but sure.#new headcanon: he spotted Jayce holding a sketch of vik and crying and was like. oh. Thats the Jayce he was talking about.#singed talking to his daughter like. yeah i knew vik wouldnt go through with it. his ex cried shooting him & viktor stalked him after#I wasnt in the hivemind but i heard the confession was pure poetry. anyways this is why you cant have a boyfriend. they ruin everything.#i have no idea where i was going with this but ueah#viktor arcane#ambessa medarda#arcane
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