#maxie headcanon

[abiding-by-the-laws-of-color]

Team magma exclusive post

I have a lot of headcanons for them that I will someday explain maybe :]

[n3rdy247]

HELLOO!!

can i just get a john dory x female reader! headcanons!

john dory met while crashing the wedding and immediately started to flirt with dispite just meeting her. 🫣

THANK YOU!!

HIYAAA!! CAN YOU??? 🤔🤔🤔

girl be so fr OF COURSE YOU CAN!!!

ALL ABOAAAARD THE JOHN DORY X FEM!READER HCS!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO

Okay, so, you know the whole 'watching a cute, romantic ass wedding' plans everyone had for today? Just...watching two bergens have a nice, uninterrupted marriage?

"STOP THE WEDDING!!!"

well fuck those plans. ★ Starting off the bat, when he was literally parkouring his way down that building which just happened to be the MOMENT he noticed you from the crowd, he couldn't help but throw a wink your way right after (even though he had his goggles on, that stupid mf) which led to him face-planting to the floor because his ass was NOT paying attention to stick the landing. YIKES. ★ He also DOES notice when you are at the edge of your seat to hear what the hell is going on. Apparently, he was Branch's brother (figures since both are fine ash, MUST be in the genetics), he was in a band, and his other hot brother was in danger?

remember the wedding? yeah me neither atp

★ He can't help but steal occasional glances at you when the others talk, and when he does, his smile almost seems to widen, even if it's just for a split second. He just saw you, yet look at you go! Making him all giddy and shit inside 🤭 ★ And whenever Poppy and Branch turn their backs to discuss the whole situation, you just KNOW he would be smirking at you with a smug-ass grin, trying to strike up a conversation. Keyword? TRYING.

"Soo...come here often?" lord almighty sir THIS IS A WEDDING.

"Damn, I could really go out for some fresh air right now, because I think you took my breath away." SIR WE ARE OUTSIDE WHAT

Needless to say, this man does NOT know how to strike up a convo.

★ If you do end up getting flustered about his horrendous pick-up lines somehow, he will be so fucking proud of himself for getting a reaction out of you, and WILL keep going at it. What a charmer. (Unless you are uncomfortable with that of course, he might not know how to talk to people, but he has human (troll???) decency.) ★ I'm talking him leaning slightly closer to you with half-lidded eyes, a huge smirk plastered on his face as his voice gets lower and lower, though internally I feel like he'd be going 'LET'S FUCKING GOOOO I STILL GOT IT' since he would be a bit unsure if he was doing well in the first place. It's probably been years since he had any sort of interaction with anyone other than Rhonda so it's understandable. ★ Not to mention BROZONE. MY GOD. If you know about his band? NICE! If you don't know anything about it? NICE! Either way, this man will absolutely brag about it to you. Even if it has been AT LEAST 20 YEARS. He will absolutely talk about 'the good old days' as if it was just yesterday. Bro would probably talk about how he wrote the hits "Girl Baby Baby" and "Baby Baby Girl" on the same day. ★And who knows? Maybe at the end of the wedding when sadly he has to go to save his brother with Branch and Poppy, you'll end up getting a way to contact him after the whole thing ends. You will see him sooner than you think, that's for sure though!

(please keep in mind this is the first time I've written any serious headcanons like these and not just stuff like 'he would be a great hugger' or 'he was a 7.5-inch haver 🤯🤯🤯')

GRAAAGH I'M STILL SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO WRITE THIS THOUGH, I STILL HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT EVEN IF IT IS SHORT AS HELL

[max-lipschitz]

If Max Jägerman were real, I think I’d get bullied by him

Anyway, heres more textposts!!

[janayuga]

Inofficial-official continuation of my older pokevillains post.

I will yet again push my personal pokevillains agenda and spam u with my headcanons.

Also reminder that villains are different ages here- for example Ghetsis is around 30-40 here while Cyrus is 18-22.

Archie

- was a grunt for Team Rocket back in the day and worked under Giovanni’s leadership

- was very popular among his peers for his open and friendly nature

- secretly dated Maxie

- only initially joined Team Rocket for a quick buck and never agreed with their philosophy

- secretly released pokémon from time to time

Maxie

- was a low level researcher/scientist and also worked under Giovanni’s leadership

- had a deep hatred for Archer ( gay-gay violence)

- lived off of caffeine and instant noodles

- assigned Archie to his own projects so they can spend time together

Ghetsis

- was a history professor in Unova

- is of royal descent (not my own hc but german pokewiki claims this for some reason and i’m not gonna question it)

- being closeted af and having a severe lack of bitches makes him unbearable to be around

- always wears long clothing and gloves because of his several injuries inflicted by his (mistreated) Hydreigon

Giovanni

- since his mother is still the leader of Team Rocket, Giovanni is living his life to the fullest

- this fucker is spoiled rotten and has an ego the size of mars, beware

- went on a 6-month vacation/visit to Alola and dated Nanu there

- he dont know much much a bag of milk costs sm

Cyrus

- he moved out from his parents place the second he had enough cash saved up

- goes to university and studies Computer Science/ or Physics and Mathematics

- aces all his classes so he has a lot of spare time to focus on his special interest in Sinnoh Legends

- only leaves his apartment for grocery shopping or mandatory classes

[rainbowpufflez]

Team RR but it’s their mugs 🤯

[ghostfacedbat]

a joke my friend Jesse made that I had to draw

[leavingautumn13]

remember that time i wrote 40k words of pokémon emerald fanfic and then just. didn't post it? warmup sketches today are based on that

anyway you'll never guess who my favorite character is

[makesims]

it's the vampire book series

[dead-lights]

hc: caleb's birthday portraits

When Caleb was born, Lilith received a box of crayons and a ream of paper from their father, who instructed her to draw the baby. He explained that they needed pictures to send to her grandparents so they’d know what her new brother looked like. It was a very important responsibility, one he urged her to take seriously, so she got to work.

Lilith was two and a half years old at the time. Those drawings didn’t clarify a thing for her grandparents, but they kept her occupied while her mother, exhausted after a difficult labor, got a bit of rest.

A year later, while Lilith’s mother was busy preparing Caleb’s birthday celebration, her father once again approached her, this time with even more crayons and paper, and told her to draw her brother so their grandparents could see how he'd grown. These ones were a little better, but the grandparents probably got a bit more out of the actual photographs mailed along with the drawings. It became a yearly tradition, and she kept it up even after Caleb stopped aging. She still has almost all of the portraits, except the ones from his 4th, 7th, 29th, and 56th birthdays. There are so many now that storing them is a logistical challenge.

Caleb thinks that the collection is a fascinating representation of the vampiric existence. He, the subject, does not meaningfully change portrait to portrait, year to year. He knows that he hasn’t, but there’s something about the sheer size of the collection - literally dozens of paintings, all with the same face - that really drives that point home. On the other hand, they’re a detailed record of Lilith’s evolution as an artist. Caleb looks the same in every painting, but no two paintings look alike. She has changed and grown, though she looks the same as she always has. He's grown too.

There’s something meaningful about that, so every year, he agrees to another portrait. Thankfully, Lilith paints quickly and vampires can hold a pose.

Also, March 23rd feels like a good birthday for Caleb. I think that'd be right around Spring 1, if we take the equinox to be the beginning of spring.

lilth's pose, easel, palette/brush accessory by @pandorassims4cc caleb's pose by @ratboysims

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Archie: Why do you and your siblings all have five letter names?

Maxie: We... Don't?

Archie, listing: Skyla.

Maxie: Okay.

Archie: Maxie—

Maxie: You know my name is short for Maximilian.

Archie: Lance—

Maxie: Is short for Lancelot.

Archie:

Archie: I'm sorry, it's short for what-?

[abiding-by-the-laws-of-color]

Sorry for this one

[s1lly-gh02tz]

Another headcanon

Dib owns a Ouija board and has forced Gaz to use it with him before. Because she did it against her will, she would probably move the piece thingy to tease Dib and laugh at him when he got all worked up over it

[max-lipschitz]

Happy Pride! Here are my Nerdy Prudes Must Die headcanons!!

Credit for the BiGay flag

[edvarddichtofen]

[strsdacus]

MADE ALL OF THIS IN CLASS TODAY. EAT UP.

[spaghetsquid]

It had to be done