wanna be the pet of a polycule where everyone has a possession/ownership kink. Want them to fight over me, one up each other by fucking me better and harder than the last, bring in new and more extreme kinks and toys and punishments so they can be ‘the only one who makes you feel like this’
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I love to be groped. You have access to my entire body at all times. Please touch me up, squeeze me, let your hands roam my body whenever you feel like it. I won't say no, if anything I'll beg.
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and then nothing between them changes 👍
this is a joke from saiki k and also a repost because i did not like the previous version.
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this 🤝 vievee francis saying the poem won’t be ruined if you let us in
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Leona Epel Milk Time
so I did not immediately remember that the new Master Chef event had started, and anon, I need you to know that this was basically a jumpscare in my inbox.
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Here's a thought...what if Martin Kartin Blackwood looked like super fucking scary. What if you go into the institute and you see like a 6"4 huge man bustling around with sparkly nail polish and a pride pin and he's scowling and then he offers you tea and comforts you after you have your statement and you're like oh ok I'm not gonna get beaten up by a massive gay man.
A second thought (I know shocking)...an amiable enough looking Jonathan Sims, you look at him and you sort of think yeah I'd tell that guy one of my deepest secrets, he looks kinda decent and then you sit down in the chair opposite and his features sort of sharpen and stand rigid against his face and his eyes narrow dangerously and it happened so quickly that you cant even imagine how you ever thought you could trust him but the words are flowing out and you can't seem to stop them.
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need a fic set after amok time where spock ponders that he's gonna need a new bondmate eventually. and kirk goes, "well, what about me?"
spock considers this and very logically deduces that yes, kirk would be a suitable mate due to their mental compatibility, aligned careers and his general good qualities. "and also i'm in love with you," kirk helpfully adds.
spock is a bit alarmed by that, as he's not sure he can fulfill kirk's emotional needs but kirk assures him that just being with him is enough.
so they bond and begin to share quarters and it's a surprisingly easy leap to make. kirk is a model bondmate, considerate of spock's needs, offering intimacy when spock wants it and giving him space when necessary. spock does his best to return the favor and although he still occasionally worries that he cannot be everything kirk needs, kirk is always quick to reassure him.
then one day in their shared quarters after a shift, spock looks up from his paperwork at kirk. kirk, noticing him looking, gives him a soft smile and realization strikes spock like a bolt of lightning.
he is in love with kirk. it was never about kirk being the logical choice, spock wanted to bond with him because he loves him.
when he tells kirk this, his smile widens but he otherwise doesn't respond and another realization hits.
"you knew," he accuses kirk.
kirk hums. "i gambled."
then he holds out his hand and spock accepts the ozh'esta and is quietly grateful that this conversation will never be known to mccoy
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WHOever thought of how to dress the Playmates™ Jim Kirk: plaid shirt action figure™...
I HOPE YOU GOT A RAISE *CHEF KISS* WASN'T EXPECTING THIS.
THIS. WAS. WORTH. EVERY. SINGLE. PESO.
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I hate hate hate how kink is often represented as a monolith. For the longest time I thought I didn’t belong in the kink community because I don’t like pain and often pain is what is associated with being kinky. So this is your reminder that pain doesn’t determine kinkiness and you can be just as kinky if you’re not a pain fan❤️
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