#maybe even a shitpost

[someone7619]

Imagine you get gleaned by a scythe and like once you're dead, they just whip out their phone and start doing a musical.ly right in front of your dead body.

Please just glean me already.

[jestroer]

Guys, there are. Two shadow people on the new banner

[lildoodlenoodle]

Thinking about the way noir and Hobie were most likely treated because of how they look and being severely underestimated because of it.

Hobie looks and acts like a punk. He is just unserious enough to not be taken seriously. The dude is smart enough to recreate a dimension jumping watch from scraps, that people WATCH him steal and go “ugh sorry about that, he’s always like that”. And they treat him like an instigative child. Meanwhile this man is staging an interdimensional coup and is essentially a rebel freedom fighter in his own world. He is incredibly strategic and a genius while also being kind and sticking to his guns. And as a reminder, without knowing Miles or how his powers worked for even two minutes he was able to accurately help him improve his abilities! Man is observant and a quick thinker! But he’s quiet about it!

Noir dresses and sounds like an ‘oldtimer’ bc he’s from the 1930s. People probably went “ah yes grandpa” with the assumption of a mild mannered, old, and jaded private eye. Probably thought of as behind the times and not as intelligent because of lack of experience with technology. But overall first impression was of a sensible hardworking guy, and at worst melodramatic. In reality, dude is more than mildly neurotic, has severe anger issues, and prone to getting into fights. A raised socialist activist, who has very little to lose, and has canonically burned down the Statue of Liberty, shockingly he is a bit of a wildcard. And more than likely got kicked off/quit the ‘elite strike force’ for those reasons. But he’s also resourceful, smart, and quick to adapt.

Both of these characters are going to be a force to be reckoned with when they get together. Very much house on fire that burns down the entire neighborhood type relationship. I’m very excited.

[ihavesomejays]

you win this time

it's essentially just a sequel to this. inked traditionally with a gpen and scanned it to color digitally

closeups/og inks below keep reading

[good-to-drive]

[robo-milky]

*Frollo tsum holding a fucking confetti popper is crazy 💀 What is he doing at an idol concert-

I’d like to imagine that for the things Rollo does do without magic, he’s super prideful about it and would push his peers to excel at them too. Maybe not Gordon Ramsay level, but it’d be a funny thought.

[r-aindr0p]

I woke up this morning and remembered something from ages ago, an ancient being of shadow and flame

It needed to get out of my mind quick and I refuse to remember this alone, here you go

[prolibytherium]

Imagining Dennis getting pestered into driving Mac to a motel to meet "Johnny" and cracking myself up

[kelocitta]

splatoons

[froog-water]

i just think they are neat. very cool yes. one might even say, swag

[blaithnne]

I’ll never understand why Hilda as a show latched into cucumber sandwiches so hard. They could not have picked a less interesting food. It’s like if water was a sandwich. What the hell.

[someone7619]

Absurd gleaning methods (Part 1?)

Ok so, imagine you're just a regular person doing your stuff and then all of a sudden a scythe walks up towards you.

"You've been selected for gleaning." The scythe says and then proceeds to pull out this absurd monstrosity from their robes. The scythe commands you to eat this fucking horrid creation and hands you a fork and knife.

So yes, imagine a scythe gleaning one of their victims with NYQUIL CHICKEN. Sure, the Popeyes biscuit was already absurd but get a load of THIS.

[doodlingwren]

Nah man what the heck?!

Drew something with the gemini twins for once. Have this one doodle as well because somebody was definitely there holding the camera.

It's a very silly sketch ^_^

If anyone needed it, here's the original twitter post I used as reference for the first drawing!

[furiousgoldfish]

me with my one (1) self-imposed chore during the day: I just have so much going on all at once, I don't know if I'm going to make it trough

[cashmere-caveman]

some assorted rats plus a bonus goodsir (more terror text post memes)

[basuralindo]

Checking on the guest room every other day like,

Sorry for the lazy ass editing but anyway I've been needing to make a visual for this joke

Now I'm not saying that I always picture this man as Yuu, but I have definitely become obsessed with the raw comedic potential of Tommy Shelby being isekai'd into magic college surrounded by people he actually Cannot boss around