#maybe sequal

[venuzwenuz]

Just Blow

A Hobie x Reader Fantasy

⚠️ Mentions of smoking. All characters involved are 18 or older. I did age Hobie up just a few years, if you are offended by this, grab a bandaid.⚠️

Enjoy

Author Note: I haven't written a fanfiction since I was 12, bear with me 💀 Before any continuation of reading this, please read the tags thoroughly. I am not responsible for your therapy cuz you didn't listen.

Hobie has been my best friend for a while, and even though most of the time he gets me into some form of trouble, I still enjoy his company. This particular time, he wanted me to try something new, something he calls his "little surprise." I had recently turned 21 just a few days ago and I guess as an apology for not getting me a gift, this was it.

'Knock knock...'

I check the time, it's already near midnight, meaning no other human being could be at my door other than Hobie. My curiosity grew with each step I took towards the door, just pondering on what it was he was going to give me. I swung the door open and to no surprise, revealing my best friend on the other side.

"Hobie." I greeted.

"Y/n." The accent was thick as always, yet so smooth, even when he sounded deadpan and nonchalant saying my name. Without anything else being said, he walked right past me and into my house, carrying what looked like a small pouch of who knows what. "Geez, Hob.. Make yourself at home."

I rolled my eyes playfully and took a seat on my black leather couch, carefully watching him place the pouch on my coffee table and pulling out its contents one by one. As each object came out the bag, my eyes widened in shock at what he was hiding away in there.

"What the hell?" My eyes averted from the pens and joints he had up to him. As shocked as I was, he paid no mind to my tiny panic and sat right next to me, staring at me with those eyes. It's hard to read his face, but from what I gather, this is going exactly as he planned.

"What's the matter, Y/n? A little puff never hurt nobody~" If I could slap that teasing smirk off of his face, I would. "Why do you think this is what I would want as soon as I turn 'of age'?"

I looked at him as if he was stupid, and right now, he was definitely being stupid. All he did in response to my little glaring was chuckle and put the pen to his lips, lightly sucking it in. I watched this closely, knowing that by the end of this, he'd convince me to join one way or another. I was taken off guard when he blew the smoke directly in my face, causing me to scrunch up my nose and cough. The smell was atrocious and it made me question how people could find this stuff addicting.

"Aye, I didn't bring this all for myself y'know. This is your present after all." I looked down at his hand which was now holding out the pen for me to take. I was hesitant when I reached for it, unsure of how it really worked. "Don't be scared, love. It won't hurt you."

"I'm not a child, I know that." I rolled my eyes and examined the stick looking object in my hand. I've never seen weed that looked like this before. I put it to my lips and (poorly) copied the previous actions I saw Hobie do. Unfortunately, he didn't really explain it to me so after I was done sucking it in, I immediately began to cough and weeze. My chest felt as if it was on fire. Water... I need water.

Unable to really say anything, I mumbled incoherent words between each cough until Hobie got the message of what it was that I needed. "Shit shit shit.... Just.. breathe." Despite the slight nervousness in his voice, Hobie kept calm and left the living room, returning with a bottle of water. Without any question, I quickly took the drink from his hand and began to gulp down on it as if I was stranded in a desert (which it definitely felt that way.)

After removing the lid from my lips, I breathed out heavily, trying to catch my breath. "Damn, you okay Y/n? Maybe next time you'll learn to wait for instructions." After making sure I was okay, he didn't waste any time to make fun of my entry level smoking.

"I almost died and this is how you treat me?" I looked up at him pretending to be offended with my hand over my chest.. which was still burning up. Hobie just laughed and sat right down in his spot, taking the pen from my hands. "I'll let your body rest for a minute before we try this again." He shakes his head, that small smile still on his face.

I just nodded in response, taking another sip of the water, allowing my dry throat to feel quenched. That's when the slight feeling of whatever it was started pounding in my head. I was now very aware of my arms and close surroundings. My eyelids felt heavier yet I wasn't sleepy. I felt everything and nothing all at once, it felt numbing yet effective. Was this the feeling of being.. high?

Hobie quickly snapped me out of my thoughts, which I had no idea I could be sucked into my own conscience this much. "You ready to try that again, princess?" I lazily moved my head in his direction, trying my best to look at him. Instead, my eyes couldn't help but wander at all his features which now seemed more apparent than before.

All of a sudden, I couldn't help but laugh at the way he was talking. I always poked fun at his accent, but now it felt even more funny than all the other times. I guess he could tell that the feeling hit me since he was now slightly laughing, too. We both were now laughing at each other's laughter, which made us laugh louder. I was nearly out of breath from all of the giggling we were doing, and my movements were jerky and slowed, causing me to nearly fall off the couch if Hobie hadn't grabbed my hips and placed me on top of him to keep me from busting my a$$.

The laughter only lasted for a couple of more minutes until it finally died down. The air felt thick, and I could feel the heat in the room rising.. unless it was just me. His face gradually switched from playful to something more unreadable, his smile being replaced with more of a straight line as his eyes glided down from my own to my body. He let his gaze linger for only a few seconds before going back to looking into my eyes.

"Hobie?" I called out in almost a whisper. My smile was now turned into more of a curious expression, wondering what could possibly be going on inside of his head. Hobie continued to stay quiet, allowing his eyes to flicker back and forth from me to my mouth.

Out of nowhere, his hand was now cupping my chin and his other hand held the pen which he was now bringing up to my lips. Throughout all this, his eyes never left mine. The look he had on his face was soft yet so... Serious, almost as if he was trying to focus on keeping me focused. This is a side of Hobie I have never seen.

"Open" His words seemed so demanding yet gentle, and I couldn't tell if I was intrigued or just highly confused... Maybe both? It took my brain a few seconds longer to process what he had just said, and I parted my lips slightly, allowing him to place the tip of the pen inside. I didn't inhale, I just kept it in place, waiting for his green light.

"Inhale." I slowly began sucking on it, the light at the bottom now appearing, indicating that it was being used. My eyes continued to stay locked on his. Were his eyes always this brown? Why is he looking at me like that? Why am I looking at him like that? So many questions ran through my head but it was interrupted abruptly by him taking the pen out of my mouth.

The hand he had on my chin now moved down, resting on my neck. He wasn't squeezing it, but he had a firm grip on it, watching my every move. He raised a brow, waiting for something, so I just copied what he indirectly showed me and sucked in a slow breath. Just then, he said the last step.

"Now.."

"Just Blow"

[hogwartslegacypics]

this is from a reputable leaker!!

[crocodyless]

images // gifs x x x

[dysaniadisorder]

postgame girls

[ID: A monochrome doodle of Mahiru Koizumi and Hiyoko Saionji. Mahiru has messy hair and is sitting in a wheelchair. She's slumped over Hiyoko's back, smiling peacefully with her arms around her chest. Hiyoko is sitting on the ground, she's taller and has her hair done up in a bun. She's wearing striped leggings and a kimono funeral-style. Her shoes are discarded on the ground nearby. She looks sadly at the air in front of her. They're inside somewhere, and the entire drawing is dark save for stripes of light peeking through some blinds and falling over Hiyoko. end ID]

[satans-side-hoe]

My hottest star wars take that no one asked for is that the sequels would have been elite if

1) Kylo Ren was characterized more like he is in the comics

2) Rey was a scavenger/resistance pilot ONLY (aka was not the last Jedi or a skywalker) (also ps no Rey hate, loved her)

3) Fin became a Jedi

4) we got the enemies to lovers Reylo AND friends to lovers Fin x Poe

5) Han Solo remained alive and roasted the shit out of everyone (except Leia) for the entire sequel trilogy

[i-amarobot]

I read blindsight by Peter watts about a month ago and honestly I am still thinking about it

[grapecaseschoices]

so i didnt hate n’s route for book 3

[just-mebs]

Instead of getting the Hunger Games movies as they were, we should have gotten a TV marathon-esque recreation of what would have aired.

[movedtodykedvonte]

Btw I uploaded like old DSaF and Mario fanfic again cause got damn the Mario movie is a real thing that's going to happen and I miss Dayshift at Freddy’s so much my au was so cool you don’t understand. Any way, links to the two other fics:

Room 12A

So long Gay Bowser

[colonoscopys]

#so lads who's writing the fic where buck desperately needs to jerk off after eddie does something minutely normal#it would be titled 'five times buck really wanted to jerk off' and one time he did#(the one time he did is the perfectly closed evolution to this hell of a plotline)#911 spoilers#but the five times would be like#1) eddie said good morning and smiled at buck#2) eddie brushed his hand and put his knee against buck in the firetruck#3) made him coffee with a little smiley face in the cup

*slams hands on table* WHERE IS THIS FIC I NEED IT TO LIVE

hahahahaha it would be a good fic

[riosnecktattoo]

why don't you like spider from avatar the way of water :(

(spoilers obvs)

Firstly I would say that aspect of the plot was utterly uninteresting to me and every time it cut back to it I was kinda bored. I didn't mind him so much when he was with the Sully's at the start. Who we are sold as his family unit along with all the Na’Vi who he views as his people.

This was then the cornerstone for my dislike of him as the film progressed.

I went with my best friend and there were MULTIPLE times, in Spider’s scenes, where we turned to eachother with a wtf stink face that conveyed fuck this guy lol

He’s horribly unevenly written. From scene to scene his loyalties and affections change and that’s very hard to warm to. Especially since we are obviously Team Jake and his family and the Na’Vi.

Spider had one moment where he seems (rightly) sad over who his biological father is and then.......he’s captured by him and they become best buds. He really seems more fascinated than disgusted.

He is fully aware that Quarritch is a genocidal evil man and he’s literally actively hunting down with a view to murder Jake and his family. And Spider’s......chuckling and laughing with him? Having a good old father-son bond while they laugh about how he’s pronouncing I see you wrong. Just sweet little father-son things.

I feel like those scenes are written and performed so oddly that it’s hard to know what the film wants me to think about that character. And he is a perspective character, so how he engages with things is how we engage. In some ways he’s meant to be the audience surrogate, since he’s the only human lead. But Spider was all over the place. And not in an intersting ooooh where do his loyalties lie way because.......they should fuckin be with his people! Jake! Not helping his would-be murderer find him!?!

He’s literally smiling and laughing with Quarritch for the whole film and then just....present for a lot of war crimes that at best he’s overwhelmed by and at worst he’s....kind of interested in. And it made me (and most of my screen judging by the chorus of do it’s that sounded out when Neytiri had him under her knife) dislike him intensely.

This quote from an article - -  “Those scenes just don’t have enough emotion from Spider to really communicate the depths of his identity struggles, so he just seems weirdly interested — even complicit! — in harming these sick-ass majestic animals.” - - Like....exactly!

There’s definitely an argument that he doesn’t know where he fits in and Qaurritch obviously cares for him when Neytiri was calling his bluff but..........no? fuck that guy? 

Your ‘brother’ died saving you. They were all safe and away and they came back for you. And you save the man responsible for his death. Cool.

oh ALSO the two scenes where he’s.....scared of Neytiri cause he saw the video of her killing his dad? He should be fuckin impressed not having evil little thoughts which he so obviously was. Like....woman kills the evil man who is about to murder Jake, the man she loves. The evil man who also nuked her home and murdered thousands of her people and destroyed sacred sites with glee. That’s applause only!

ANYWAY.

Lastly just in general, in such a creative and visually stunning film I thought his character design was......bad, bland and thoughtless. And there were many times when I don't think the acting performance was very good. Like Zoe Saldana out-acted him (and everyone else) and she was a CGI cat. He often took me out of the world and in the worst spots I had to suppress a laugh.

[boycigs]

my brother and I with borderlands 2 shenanigans

[thekittyfox2999]

i've written hand/hands over 43 times in one document.

and i'm ready for thirty more

[royalberryriku]

Alright I have around about 5 or 6 people's OCs to play around with regarding writing one shots... who to write about first.. 🤔

[smallchaoscryptid]

being done with something i worked on for a year is a wild feeling

[i-am-the-rat-king]

Just saw a zombie movie that came out a couple years ago and it was both super stupid and disappointing and wonderful at the same time. Most it was only wonderful for like two minutes, whenever the zombie tiger was on screen. Otherwise it kinda sucked. Very very very stupid logic, shoddy CGI sometimes in an otherwise clean movie, just like the most shoe horned in aspects amidst an otherwise somewhat clean story.