#incorrect maze runner quotes

[angelofthenight]

You: *says anything good about literally anything other than Gally, even an inanimate object*

Gally: go marry it then

[xdbug-bob]

Incorrect quotes-Maze runner

Thomas: How would you like your coffee? Newt: As dark and as bitter as my soul. Thomas, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar! __________________________________________________ Newt: Stop doing that. Thomas: Stop doing what? Newt: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you. ____________________________________________________ Newt: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Thomas: It was me… Newt: …Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Newt: It was autocorrect. Thomas: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Newt: Yes. ____________________________________________________ Newt: I'm tired. Thomas: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?! Newt: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Am I in trouble? Newt: Take a guess. Thomas: No? Newt: Take another guess. ____________________________________________________ Newt: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed. ____________________________________________________ Newt: In the past year you have managed to piss off the LAPD, ATF, CIA, FBI- Thomas: NBA. Newt: …? Thomas: Snuck into a Cliffords game. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: You got a date yet Newt? Newt: No… Thomas: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

[reidiot]

thomas: weird. all my shirts are disappearing.

newt, wearing thomas' shirt for the 5th time in a row: spooky 👀

[izzyshitposts]

Frypan: Now this Turkmenistani dish, is traditionally made from an animal that's been so overfed, it can no longer stand!

Thomas: *whistling* that's a dream

Frypan: Everything is authentic. I even asked the Box the get me the pressure cooker from Turkmenistan,

Newt: So, you're on the Creators' watchlist now?

Frypan: Oh yeah, more beetle blades have been out my hut yup.

*Newt nods*

Frypan: Now this just needs to cook for another 11 hours 32 minutes and 60-

*Hut windows blast into shards because of the cooker bursting*

Minho: WHAT THE HELL FRYPAN? YOU ALMOST KILLED ME. IM NOT GOING OUT IN A STEW MAKING ACCIDENT. MINHO'S GONNA DIE SAVING THE PRESIDENT OR MINHO'S NEVER GONNA DIE!

[exactly103]

newt: you know, thomas, sometimes when I have a problem, I like to think ‘what would Minho do?’

thomas:

newt: and then I do the exact opposite.

[shiftynightshade]

Newt: What did you two do? Thomas: Minho: Newt: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

[batfamgalore]

Tim: Okay. Until we know where this thing ends, we should just keep our heads down and try not to draw any attention to ourselves, alright?

*Dick starts a fight*

Damian: What is he doing?

Jason *joining the fight*: I think he’s drawing attention to himself.

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: *sitting on her bed, reading. Hasn’t eaten all day*

Y/N: *looks up suddenly* Why do I hear boss music?

Newt: *kicks down the door* Y/N M/N L/N

Y/N: OH FUCK-

[moonyswritinq]

newt : "I'm a man who's got a very specific type."

thomas : "oh, yeah? Like what?"

newt : "oh, y'know — polite, handsome, athletic. That sort of thing."

you, stumbling and falling over a tree root : "motherfucking shit cocksucking LITTLE TREE CUNT!"

newt : "that one, he's my type."

[inlovewhithafairytale]

Maze Runner x Yn

[gladerscake]

Gally: And of course, Y/N was there, looking at everyone with her ridiculously big eyes.

Minho: Why is he talking about Y/N?

Newt: I don't know. I asked him about the new shack and somehow we ended up here.

[angelofthenight]

*reunion in the Death Cure*

Gally: (y/n)?

Gally: (y/n)!

Gally: *runs to you in slow motion*

You: Gally?

You: Gally!

You: *runs to him in slow motion*

Gally: (y/n)!

You: Gally!

Gally: (y/n)!

You: *grows angry* Gally!

Gally: *grows concerned* (y/n)?

You: *goes into full sprint, angry* GALLY!!!

Gally: *turns to run away* OH SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA!!!

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Incorrect Quotes Part 2- Maze Runner (Newtmas)

Thomas: You know me, Newt, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters? Newt: What? Thomas: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.” ____________________________________________________ Newt: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Thomas: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? Newt: I don't know, surprise me!

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Thomas: One time I went to hand Newt a bowl of soup. I wanted to say “Careful, it’s hot!”, and “Here’s your soup!”, so instead I blurted out “Careful it’s soup.” ___________________________________________________ Thomas: I just got the best idea I've ever had in my entire life! Later Newt, to Thomas: That was the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: I made tea. Newt: I don't want tea. Thomas: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Newt: Then why did you tell me? Thomas: It's a conversation starter. Newt: It's a horrible conversation starter. Thomas: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Are you ready to commit? Newt: Like, a crime or a relationship? ____________________________________________________ Newt: Thomas, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor. Thomas: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound? ____________________________________________________ Thomas: very seriously You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help. Newt: I went to the park today. Thomas: There you go! I hope you got something from that. Newt: opening their coat This duck. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Do you need help getting up? Newt: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Is five a lot of followers? Newt: Depends on the context. Newt: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers. Newt: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Hey Newt, check out this funny .GIF I found! Newt: It’s pronounced “jif”. Thomas: Huh? Newt: “Dot jif”, like the peanut butter. The creator said so. Thomas: That’s dumb, it’s Graphics Interchange Format. Thomas: The P in .JPEG stands for “photographic”, but I bet you don’t say “J-pheg”. Newt: “P” on its own isn’t pronounced like “F”, that’s totally different! Thomas: It’s exactly the same! Thomas: Name one word that starts with “G” pronounced like “J”. Newt: Gentrification. Thomas: Shoot, should have thought of that. I was just in San Francisco. Newt: For your logic to be consistent, you’d have to say “skuh-bah” (scuba) or “lah-seer” (laser)! Thomas: Yeah? Well, you’d have to say “J-pej”! Thomas: …Wait, “laser” is an acronym? Newt: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Thomas: Huh. Didn’t know that. Thomas: You’re still wrong, though. Newt: You just hate me because I’m right. Thomas: I just hate you in general. Newt: You mean in “geh-neral”? Thomas: Ugh, I’m “joing” to kill you!

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect quote

Thomas: Uh. I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Newt’*

Y/n: Oh yea. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up note that reads ‘Be good. For the love of god, Please be good’*

[newtmas-supremxcy]

Chuck : The floor's lava!

Newt : *helping Thomas onto the table*

Gally : *kicks Minho off the sofa*

Frypan : There are two types of boyfriends

[valentinetypewriter]

Ivy trio x Y/n incorrect quotes

thought I'd try branching out from only Marauders content so I hope you all like this

Masterlist

Newt: Y/n! What did I tell you about lying?

Y/n, looking down: ...That it only works on Thomas

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Newt: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Minho without him noticing?

Y/n: Hey, Minho, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny

Minho: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser

Newt: …

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Y/n: Made you all playlists!

Y/n: Thomas, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul

Y/n: Newt, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression

Y/n: And Minho has the ABBA Gold album

—

Newt: Christmas is cancelled

Thomas: You can't cancel a holiday

Newt: Keep it up, Tommy, and you'll lose New Year's too

Thomas: What does that mean?

Newt: Y/n, take New Year's away from Thomas

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Minho: Newt, you'll be working with Thomas and Y/n

Newt: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Newt: ...Of people on a team

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Newt: I’m so happy two of my favourite people are getting along now

Minho: Uh, Y/n and Thomas are not getting along

Newt: They’re not trying to kill each other

Minho: You may have a point

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Thomas: ARE YOU-

Y/n: Fucking

Thomas: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Y/n Fucking

Thomas: IDIOT!

Minho: …What was that?

Y/n: Newt banned Thomas from swearing, so I’m helping him out

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Minho: I think we're missing something

Newt: Teamwork?

Y/n: Cohesion?

Thomas: A general sense of what we’re doing?