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coquettecherub · 16 days
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HES SO BOYFRIEND
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sgtprophet · 7 months
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Day 7! My fav so far!!!
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inosuke-higashikata · 5 months
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Holy shit, is that a Book of Mormon reference?
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jeremyisntheere · 6 months
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Hey tbom mutuals if i have any.
You will have the hell dream tonight
It will happen
You are going to have a spooky mormon hell dream
Be prepared
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violetspark14 · 9 months
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good evening bom tumblr (again) i just saw it live (again)
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Was rigidly set on McKinley being shorter than Price, but Jed McKinley may have just changed my mind...
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wayslidecool · 1 year
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idk where else to put it but recently i have become a they/he flattery mckinley truther i think
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Another day I’m awake, another day I’m grateful for the electric guitar solo in Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
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musical-dreamcasts · 2 years
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Moulin Rouge! - Jordan Lee Davies (he/him) as Harold Zidler, requested by @chaoticunorigionalstranger
Birthday: 1990/1991 (age 31/32)
Birth Place: London, England
Theatre credits include: Elder McKinley/Moroni (The Book of Mormon), Mary Sunshine (Chicago), Ian (Am Dram), Charlie/Marvin/Manfred (Sweet Charity), Krolocker/Dance Captain/Cover Tink/Ledoux (Bat Out of Hell), Swing/Cover Bamatabois (Les Misérables), Jack (Into the Woods), Ensemble (Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)
(Pictured on the right is Clive Carter, who is currently playing the role in the West End production)
Credits: Jennie Scott, Matt Crockett
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smilingbuckley · 1 month
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Inside Bobby’s office is a man dressed in a suit. He’s standing, looking out the window, and turns when he hears Buck close the door behind them. “Firefighters Buckley and Diaz, I presume.”
“Why is my name always first?” Buck mumbles to Eddie. Eddie nudges him because now is not the time. This looks serious.
“That’s us, what’s going on?” Eddie asks. He glances at Bobby who is sitting in his seat with his arms crossed, a disappointed look on his face. Now Eddie is starting to get seriously worried. Did something happen with Christopher? Or did they do something wrong at a call without realising?
“My name is Jason McKinley,” the man says, holding out his hand to shake theirs. Eddie does, feeling a little numb. He waits for the man– Jason to continue. “We have been made aware that you’ve been keeping your relationship from us.”
Eddie glances at Buck, “You’re seeing someone?”
“I’m not?” Buck sounds just as confused, “You are?”
“No,” Eddie responds. “Not since Marisol.”
“This isn’t a joke,” Bobby speaks up. He almost sounds angry. “Lying to HR, keeping a serious relationship from them, that’s breaking the rules. It’s a serious offense.”
“But we’re not lying about anything?” Buck answers, though it sounds more like a question. “What the hell is going on?”
“You can give up the act,” Jason says, “As of now, you are both under review. We are looking into all the calls of the past several months to determine if you’re fit to work together. However, since you broke the rules, there will be consequences. This will go into your files, promotions will be difficult.”
First snippet of the 'didn't know they were dating' fic I teased yesterday (which blew up, damn). Still trying to decide whether I will keep it for Buddie Week or will post it asap
Taglist: @tizniz @chaosandwolves @mattsire @loveyouanyway @theotherbuckley @steadfastsaturnsrings @watchyourbuck @diazsdimples
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sgtprophet · 7 months
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Day 8!!!!
I hope youll notice making his lil tail upside down so it looks like a heart
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jedi-luca · 7 months
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Avenger Lane Chapter 9: American Football
Summary: You and your wife Quinn move your family outside of New York City to Avenger Lane; a small private suburbia. There you face your toughest obstacle of your marriage. Will your marriage with Quinn be strong enough when a certain redheaded beauty captures your attention? 
A/N: I promised I would drop something by the end of the week. Here's a small chapter. ;) I promise you Nat and Reader are happening.
Parings: Quinn Fabray x Reader / eventual Natasha x Reader(slow burn)
Warnings: Reader has a Penis
Previous Chapter. Next Chapter
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It was mid morning in late August as you stretched your limbs breathing in the smell of freshly cut grass and morning dew. For a brief moment you were back on that old field at McKinley high. The track and cross country teams jogged. Coach Sue Sylvester calls the Cheerios practicing their pyramid sloppy babies. Coach Beist yelling at Finn for bringing donuts to practice. You were so far down memory lane that you didn’t even notice Natasha drive up on Clint and Laura’s golf cart.
“Y/N’s already running drills.” Clint chuckled, grabbing his cooler. 
The three friends walked over noticing Quinn who sat at a picnic table watching you run your old football drills she too was reminiscing of the good ole days. 
“Morning Quinn.” The three amigos grinned walking up as the blonde turned around with a smile.
“Morning.” Quinn said sweetly.
“See Laura, why didn’t you wear a shirt with my last name on it like Quinn?” Clint smirked
“Gross I threw those out years ago they all smelled.” Laura cringed, taking some contents out of her grocery bag.
“Where are the girls?” Natasha asked, looking around. 
“With my sister and niece.” Quinn responded. “Where’s Bruce?”
“Oh he’s out in Manhattan working on a new project.”
“On a Saturday morning?” Quinn furrowed her brows.
“Science never stops.” Natasha smiled back, shrugging. “Are you playing with us too?” Gesturing towards Quinn’s T-shirt.
“God No, Y/N wouldn’t let me wear my old Cheerios uniform.” She rolled her eyes.
“Gotcha.” Nat nodded before walking towards you.
“Hey.” Natasha cleared her throat seeing you in light football gear. Some Shorts over tights and an old jersey on your back. 
“Hi.” You grinned.
“You seem super psyched to get to play again.” She chuckled.
“Yeah it feels like riding a bike.”
“Sooo did you talk to Quinn about the job offer?” Natasha kinked her brow.
“Uhh not yet.” You gulped seeing her concerned expression you weren’t ready to tell people about the pregnancy it was still too early. Your wife hasn’t even gone to the doctor yet.
“Y/N-”
“Y/L/N!” Steve shouted from his jeep.
You waved seeing Bucky in the back and Peggy in the front.
“We’re finishing this later.” Natasha scolded you as the other’s walked toward you both. 
“So a few people are late but I figured when everyone gets here you and I could choose teams.” Steve grinned, giving you a brief hug.
“Coin toss on who chooses first.” You nod.
“Sup broskis!” Thor grinned holding up a beer as he stepped off of Val’s golf cart. Carol and Val grabbed a couple of bags as Thor set a cooler on the ground before rolling it over towards the picnic table.
Soon Tony was parking his golf cart when you turned to your wife who was prepping everything along with Peggy and Laura.
“Can I get a golf cart?” You ask, feeling left out.
“What? No!” Quinn huffed.
“That’s what I said.” Peggy laughed.  
“I never get fun stuff.” You grumbled.
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“Alright call it.” 
“Heads.” You call out quickly.
“Tails.” Steve nodded.
You and Steve looked at Peggy who flipped the coin.
“Heads.” She announced.
Steve grimaced hoping you wouldn’t take his first pick.
You looked at the people before you before choosing your first choice. “Thor.”
“Hell yeah chosen first.” Thor fist pumped.
“Bucky.” Steve smiled in relief.
“Val.”
“That’s what’s up.” Val smirked, walking over and standing next to Thor.
Natasha internally huffed at you not choosing her.
“Sam.” Steve smirks.
“Picked second but that's okay.” Sam grumbled.
“Carol.” You nodded, you knew Carol and Val together was key. Plus you remember Carol mentioning soccer and lacrosse. Doesn’t hurt that Val and Thor played rugby.
“Tony.” Steve smirked.
“Sorry kid, too slow.” Tony chuckled, joining Steve. 
“I think you mean you’re too slow, Old man.” You smirked back. “Clint.” He actually did play football.
“Ouch.” Tony huffed.
“Well Nat, come join the team.” Steve grinned.
“The betrayal.” she glared at you.
You chuckled. “I'm sorry Nat but everyone on my team has played sports.”
“I was in ballet!” she huffed shoulder checking you.
“Save it for the field Romanoff!” Steve clapped, having them huddle up.
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The score was 24 to 3 that was only because Natasha kicked their field goal.
You watched Steve snap the ball and your eyes went straight to Sam figuring he’d hand it off to his running back, but a flash of red caught your eye. You smirked; he thought he was slick. You began hauling down the field closing in on her.
“Gotcha!” You laughed, wrapping your arms around her waist, lifting her up. She yelped giggling as she held the ball. “Nice try gingersnap.” You smirked, snatching the ball from her grasp. “But you gotta be quicker than that.”
She looked at you with her jaw hanging. Thor and Carol laughed high-fiving you. 
“Damn, Rogers, you have Spam, Tony, Bucky, and Nat. I have these misfits and still whooped that ass!” You chuckled, acting like you were bending them over.
“Damn it Steve I told you they would know the ball was with Nat!” Bucky huffed.
“Y/N is calling our plays before we even do them!” Sam huffed.
“Is she reading my lips?” Steve whispered before looking over his shoulder to see you flirting with your wife.
“Look at that, they're flirting, not even paying attention or huddling.” Bucky shook his head.
Steve frowned that his team was the only one in a huddle. You were too busy saying things you want to do to your wife, Clint was acting like he was humping the ball at Steve, and Val was also flirting with her wife. Thor was the only one practicing his throws only because his wife Jane said he was throwing sloppily.
“Let's take ten.” Tony muttered before walking over to you seeing your wife walk away to help Peggy and Laura with lunch.
Tony approaches you as you grab some water.
“Hey kid.” 
“Hey Tony.” You grinned.
“So…You made a decision yet?” Tony asks for help.
“Uhh…” You look behind you to see if your wife was in earshot. “Some things came up and I haven’t-” 
“It’s okay kid the job is yours when you’re ready.” Tony left before you could say anything.
“Hey Nat, walk with me, talk with me.” Tony muttered looking back making sure no one was close enough to hear.
“What’s up weirdo?” Natasha chuckled, falling in step with her friend.
“I found something out about Y/N, and Y/N deserves to know. I just don’t think it should come from me and I don’t want it to come from her parents.”
“What do you mean?” Natasha asked, slightly surprised Tony would know anything.
He sighed looking back leaning against a tree as he watched you talking to your wife.
“Y/N, was accepted into MIT on a full ride.”
“Wait what?!” Natasha hissed her neck, nearly getting whiplash.
“My buddy down at MIT said she was accepted but that someone turned it down.”
“Well it wasn’t Y/N or her parents. So that leaves…” Natasha trailed off as she turned to look at Quinn who had her hands all over you.
“Now we don’t know if it was her-“
“It obviously was.” Natasha tried her best not to glare at her.
“Look Y/N deserves to know, but I can’t break it to the kid. It’s going to break their heart. It could ruin them Nat, and all I could think about was Y/N’s happiness. They have been together since high school. They have two little girls… I just can’t.”
“So you’re putting it on me?!” She exclaimed.
“I can’t put that on Frankie and Sophia.”
“Tony-“
“Please?”
“… Well I know now so I guess-” Natasha sighed. 
“Thanks Nat.”
“You owe me.” She mumbled.
“Deal, I’ll text you the documents.” He grinned before eating some raisins.
“Hey losers! S’go, I'm gettin’ hungry.” You shout, rubbing your tummy. “Babe, grab me a plate and a couple beers, I won’t be long. I’m having a victory feast after this.”
“You’re such an asshole when you play football.” Val snorted, giving you a light shove. “I love it.”
“Such a jock.” Carol grinned.
“You’re a dick, Y/L/N.” Steve laughed.
“Why are you so sure you’ll win.” Bucky, rolled his eyes playfully.
“You are down by 4 touchdowns!” Carol, flapped her arms.
“Romanoff, if I would have know you ran like that I would have picked you.” You taunt with a devilish smirk that makes her loins ache a little. 
“You’re an ass for having me picked last.” She flipped you off with a laugh.
“Oh thank you I’ll use this later.” You grinned, flipping her the bird before putting it in your pocket.
“Woooow, you are a different person playing this game.” Nat gasped, laughing in disbelief. 
“If you can’t take the heat, get outta the kitchen, Ginger Snap.” You smirked backwards jogging to your team.
“We have the ball losers!” Thor laughed, twerking his butt towards the other team
“Alright Revengers huddle up.” You called out. You ran through the last play before breaking the huddle and getting in line.
You all clapped before getting in line.
Thor began chanting. “Brooklyn 99! Brooklyn 99! Hut! Hut!”
Needless to say you scored one more time and won the game.
“Great game-“ you say to the other team high-fiving them. “Now move so I can eat. Big papa’s hungry.” You barked shoving past Sam and Bucky.
“I don’t think I like you this way. I’m calling your mother about this.” Tony huffed.
“Do it!” You taunt as Quinn sets your plate down with an ice cold beer next to it.
“Thanks baby.” You grin as she sits next to you.
“You’re welcome.” She smiles as you dig in.
“Wow, not even waiting for us.” Steve laughed, grabbing a plate.
“Winners don’t wait for losers.” You after taking a bite.
“I don’t know I kind of love this side of Y/N.” Carol shrugged as she and Val grabbed a plate.
“Honestly me too.” Bucky whispered to Steve. 
The blond furrowed his brow at his secret lover. “Excuse me?”
“Oh come on! Look at Y/N!” Bucky huffed. “The muscles, the bulge. Calling themselves Big papa. Y/N is-“
“If you finish that sentence I swear.” Steve glared elbowing Bucky in the gut.
“Don’t be jealous.” Bucky grinned before slapping his ass in line.
“Shut up I’m not-“
“Oh you so are.” Bucky chuckled, grabbing a beer before following him to a table.
Steve gave him another glare before digging in. 
Bucky chuckled at his jealousy before looking around making sure no one was watching. “You’re still the only thing I need.” He gently ran his hand near his inner thigh before eating.
Steve cleared his throat trying not to get a hard on. “Good.” He made a mental note to finally give that divorce lawyer a call.
“You’re right Y/N this is a victory feast.” Clint chuckled clinking his beer bottle with yours.
“Losers have to clean.” Val smirked.
“Except Nat, she's the only one who actually scored.” Carol snorted.
You were laughing when your daughter was calling your phone.
“Be right back.” You said standing up and walking away.
“So Y/N’s birthday is in a few weeks and I wanted to invite you all and let you know that its a surprise party. It’ll probably just be a glee/karaoke party Y/N had mentioned to me the other how much they miss singing and playing music.”
“That sounds great, Quinn consider us there.” Peggy smiled.
“Definitely.” Thor nodded.
“We won’t say anything to Y/N.” Val smiled.
“Oh Nat, will you please let Wanda know?” Quinn asked.
“Of course.” The redhead nodded.
“Sorry about that, our daughter just wanted the password to our Flix account.” You chuckled. “What did I miss?” 
“Just Bucky's whining.” Sam rolled his eyes playfully.
“He’s a sore loser.” Steve chuckled.
“Okay, Sam, you cried when I beat you at Uno.” Bucky huffed.
“Hey! I don't cry.” Sam punched Bucky’s arm.” 
“Now, now, boys, not at the table.” Nat smirked as Bucky placed his fist down.
“Sheesh I’m not playing cards with you guys.” You chuckled.
“Uh you’re kidding right? You moped the floor with us and boasted about it.” Bucky chuckled.
“Hey what can I say I’m a different person on the field.” You smirked.
“I kinda wanna see how you are at basketball.” Sam eyed you.
“Y/N was a point guard.” Quinn smirked.
“Baseball?”
“All star.” You grinned.
“Jeez.” Sam muttered.
“Why? Do you like getting your butt smacked?” You smirked.
“Alright Y/L/N I see how it is.” Sam cackled.
Natasha bit her lip watching the way you looked at your wife. She didn’t know how she was going to tell you, or even when, but she knew it needed to happen at some point. You deserve to know that someone close to you ruined your college career. 
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AGSZC Deep Cleaning the Biohazard that is Zack’s Apartment
From the @strayheartless vault <3
Zack: It’s not a biohazard, that would mean nothing’s living there, and look, my pets are fine! *opens a drawer with a new litter of mice in it*
Genesis: AAAAAAA! Ahem. I mean to say: Zachariah McKinley Fair, a biohazard means it is unsafe for humans, and often involves dangerous non-human organisms. SUCH AS WILD MICE.
Zack: They’re not wild, they’re my fri-
Genesis: Zachariah. If you finish that word, I will firaga them immediately.
Zack: NO! *Hides the mice with his body*
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After Genesis’ 5th childish scream, Angeal’s 3rd round of dry-heaving, and Sephiroth and Cloud being found twitching near the entrance, Zack concedes that maybe he has some work to do.
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Cloud decides to body-double for Zack by riding him like a backpack.
Zack: Maybe this sock is salvageable!
Koala Cloud: Nope, put it in the bag.
Zack: But I wanna- 
Cloud: IN THE BAG, FAIR.
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Sephiroth is in full-coverage PPE to protect his hair and senses, and is excavating the fridge with gloves. 
Zack: But my pasta is in that tub of whipped cream! 
Angeal, working at the sink and dry-heaving: I MADE THAT FOR YOU LAST MONTH.
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They have to set up a rotating schedule of visiting Zack's apartment so he's motivated to clean everything at least weekly, but Zack is really grateful.
He never means for it to get this bad, it’s just…he makes friends with the critters! And, well, sometimes he forgets things. And…and sometimes he just gets overwhelmed. He looks at the pile of dishes and knows he can’t do them all today, so he doesn’t do any.
Or he tries. He starts by picking up the dishes in his bedroom, but trips over a shirt along the way. He sets the dishes down to take the shirt to the laundry, but his eyes catch on the dusty blinds, so obviously he has to clean them, but then he looks up and it’s 3 hours later and he’s dismantled the whole window dressing and is cleaning the grooves with a q-tip and everything is worse than when he started.
Zack breaks down trying to explain it, and Genesis is the first to tell him he understands. Genesis and Angeal sandwich him between themselves while Sephiroth puts a hand on Zack’s shoulder and Cloud starts worming his way into Zack’s arms.
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Zack cleans for each of them all the time, but for some reason, he can’t understand why they’d help him too.
It surprises him when Angeal comes over and just. Does all his dishes. Or when Genesis comes over and "purifies this hellhole of a bathroom" (gives it a decent clean and fills it with good soaps/battery operated candles/fresh towels). Or when Cloud obsessively sorts and folds his laundry, or when Sephiroth puts everything through the wash when he's working from home one day.
Zack doesn't GET that he's done the exact same things for them, like the time he scoured Angeal's pots for half a day, or polished every metallic surface in Sephiroth's apartment, or dusted Genesis' place so thoroughly it gleamed, or put fresh sheets on Cloud's bed, bundled him up, and did all his laundry while he was dissociating.
He doesn't realize the insurmountable task of addressing The Chair is easy for Angeal (it all goes in the wash. It's all dirty enough.), but the same man finds throwing out socks with holes hard (but acceptable when Zack does it for him).
Zack forgets that he folded all of Gen's towels into swans when Gen’s parents were coming into town and is blown away when Gen leaves a simply folded towel on the rack.
He thinks the work he puts into adding color to Sephiroth’s spartan apartment is nothing, not realizing Sephiroth’s heart is warmed by each and every little splash Zack sneaks in.
Zack doesn’t realize that Cloud would rather do all of Zack’s mopping than address the sensory hell that is washing monster gunk off his own boots, which Zack does for him often.
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czrpenters · 1 year
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I LIVE FOR THÈSE FILTHY SAM CARPENTER THOUGHTSSSS AND UR WRITING IS AMAZINGGG ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
I would like to contribute to the pile so…
The reader would be on an important phone call or they’re trying to talk to a friend on the phone but Sam would be trying to make them cum while on call bc she has no self control
Sam wouldn't give two shits about what you were doing. If she wanted you, she would have you. Sam would make you hers independently of the situation; and that lead to pretty embarrasing phone calls to your friends. Some of them knew better by now to absolutely never call you. A text would be more than enough.
But this one time, you had to answer a call you could never decline. It was from one of your professors in college, that wanted to personally congratulate you for an assignment you've delivered last week. "I'm so happy you liked it, Professor McKinley..."
You said it with all the strenght that you had in you. I hope he didn't noticed, you thought to yourself. I mean, while you were talking to one of the most important people in your academic career, your girlfriend was knuckles deep inside of you trying to make you cum. She wanted it now, how could you say no?
It was getting tough to supress your noises, you had to pretty much keep your mouth away from the microphone so he wouldn't hear your breathless moans. Sam didn't cared; she was fucking you so good, that even if you were talking to the fucking president, she still wouldn't stop. She had beefy arms, she literally could finger fuck you for hours if she wanted to. Waiting for her to stop was never an option. "Y-Yeah, sure... I would love to..."
You stuttered, feeling strong spasms taking over your body. Sam found your g-spot. Fucking hell. She realised immediately due to your body reaction and started to fuck you harder than before, making sure to curl her fingers inside of your pussy.
"So fucking tight, princess." Sam whispered, more to herself than to you. Her hands were already soaking wet at that moment. And you, poor you, trying so hard to not give your professor the wrong impression. You wanted to be a serious, respected professional in your field. How the hell would you do that if you were speaking to you teacher while your girlfriend played with you like a fucktoy? He's gonna think I'm such a slut.
It didn't take long for you to cum. Sam was pretty good at her job, let's be completely honest. But this time she was being purposefully worse just so you could spend the entire phonecall supressing your slutty moans. Oh, she definetly wanted you to suffer. It took every ounce of strenght in you to not scream Sam's name in your professor's presence when you had your orgasm, making Sam kind of frustrated. Everything she wanted was to everybody know that you were hers, and hers only. "Thank y-you... I'll see you monday, Professor..."
You ended the call, completely breathless and sweaty. Sam was already licking you clean; she would always do that just so she could taste you. "You're such a bitch, Samantha."
"And yet you enjoy it."
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bitterkarella · 14 days
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Midnight Pals: The Magician
W. Somerset Maugham: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the magician Maugham: so there's this evil magician Aleister Crowley: hell yeah Maugham: and he totally blew the big game against McKinley High Crowley: hey Crowley: hey wait a minute
Maugham: anyway this magician in my story? he really sucks Crowley: what are you trying to pull here, man? you making fun of me? Crowley: I'm the great beast! THE GREAT BEAST!!! Crowley: DO WHAT THOU WILT!! Crowley: I'LL STICK YOU IN A LOCKER, NERDLINGER! Maugham: come at me bro
Maugham: c'mon bro Maugham: do it Crowley: Crowley: naw i uh Crowley: i wouldn't want to bruise my punching arm Crowley: right before the big game Crowley: coach says i gotta stay prime
Maugham: also this magician kicks a dog Koontz: what?! no! Koontz: you didn't really kick a dog did you aleister? Crowley: alright that is IT Crowley: this nerd is going DOWN!!
Crowley: whatever, this story sucks anyway Crowley: it's totally just plagiarized Crowley: totally plagiarized from Crowley: Crowley: something, probably Crowley: Crowley: i'm gonna post that call-out
Maugham: yeah this magician just totally choked in the final play, couldn't even score a touch down Crowley: hey wait a second! Crowley: is this story making fun of me?! Barker: oh why would anyone make fun of you, aleister? Barker: you in your big pyramid hat
Crowley: what's wrong with my pyramid hat?! Barker: oh no nothing it's great, you definitely look super cool Crowley: my hat is COOL Crowley: this nerd is TOAST! Leah Hirsig: no babe don't do it he's not worth it Crowley: sorry babe i gotta pound this nerd Crowley: NOBODY MESSES WITH THE GREAT BEAST!
Barker: oo we're all real scared Poe: clive don't provoke him Barker: yeah i'm so scared Barker: so scared of aleister and his big pyramid hat Crowley: [angrily] this is the hat of a man who pulls massive amounts of pussy!!!
Crowley: I get laid ALL the time! Barker: sure pal Crowley: like, SO MANY scarlet women Barker: right Crowley: CHICKS DIG THE PYRAMID HAT! Barker: sure they do Crowley: I Crowley: SHUT UP Crowley: I'LL PUT YOU IN A LOCKER!
Crowley: I'M THE GREAT BEAST! Crowley: girls can't get enough of the pyramid hat! Barker: oh yeah? name two Crowley: well there's leah here Barker: uh huh Crowley: and Crowley: Barker: and? Crowley: SHUT UP i'm thinking
Crowley: there's Victor Neuburg Barker: Barker: victor neuburg huh? Crowley: no i mean Barker: didn't know you had it in you Crowley: it's not like that Barker: sure Crowley: i only fucked him to manifest thoth in a thelemite ritual Crowley: it's not like i like him or anything
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Breakaway state Part 1
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Pairing - Price X Female OC “Tank”
Summary - The 141 is formed, Price and Tank can't get their shit together, bad timing, things go pop and we all hate the Dr.
A/N - Shorter but wanted to get something out, this arch is gonna hit hard (at least I hope)
Warnings - Angst. Language, Age gap Price (39) reader (25) Violence, Weapons war/fighting stuff basically injury, pregnancy mentions, medical stuff
I really appreciate all the recent feedback and asks! Please keep em coming! It only spurs me on haha 
Tags:  @irnbru32 @shuttlelauncher81  @mildlyhopeless @mentallynot-here​ @deadbranch @soapyghost @fluffysmiko @bangirl134 @mortallyscrumptiousmilkshake @boomtowngirl
If I've missed anyone, please let me know ​
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Call of duty characters - Only Tank, Luke, Dredd and Mckinley
Masterlist link here
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Kyle had belled your phone out for 2 days straight, but you didn’t know what to say to him. What could you say to him? You eventually had to answer him when his last voicemail threatened a call to your mum. Low blow Kyle.
“Hello?”
“Care to explain yourself?”
“What?”
“What do you mean what? Why did you leave? What the hell happened Tank?”
“Nothing Kyle, I just needed to head home early”
“Bullshit! I wake up Price looks like shit and I know he didn’t drink that much and your gone?Never seen Price look like that….he looked done in…what happened Tank?”
Price looked done in? He caused this, he made the call to stop whatever this was! You could feel your skin prickling now, you were getting angry.
“Kyle honestly nothing happened”
“Why are you lying to me? Was it to do with that Luke guy? Seen Price talking to him the morning you left, he didn’t look happy, he seemed a bit off with him in the pub too”
Oh god what had he said to Luke? You felt sick.
“Do you know what they were talking about?”
“Nahh couldn’t hear them…so it was to do with Luke?”
“No…well yeh Price took the funnies, saying he doesn’t know how it will work with me and him..”
“You and who? PRICE!? What?”
Shit.
“Noooo me and Luke! He doesn’t know how it will work between me and him, Luke thinks PRice is a Truck driver and I work in Logistics at the depot”
“Ohh right…oh I get what you mean now, thought you meant you and Price…”
You could hear the insinuation in his voice, Kyle wasn’t daft, but he played along for your sake.
“Anyway Ill see you soon…”
“Oh ok, il see you at base yeh?”
“Yeh, Thanks Kyle by the way don’t threaten me with calls to my mum you forget I have your mum’s number too”
“I wouldn’t have to make threats if you answers your dam phone! But you should call my mum she likes you better than me.”
********
It had been 2 weeks since the weekend away an 1 week at base. You had to get it together as your little squad of three now had two new members and the base was flooded with rookies from other teams. You recognised Simon or Ghost as he went by from years back when you were still a rookie yourself that and the obvious skull mask he wore. Johnny or ‘Soap’, however was a new face to you, not a bad looking one at that but you had a feeling he knew he was good-looking. He had watched you walk in with Kyle as if weighing you up and down. You could feel his eyes on you.
You had seen little of Price mainly because you were avoiding him. But that morning you had a training exercise an easy smash and grab two teams. You and a hand full of rookies had been paired with Ghost. Soap and Kyle the same.
Price shuffled a few papers about giving a quick glance round the room avoiding your line of sight. Kyle gave you a quick look he knew something still wasn’t right.
“Today is just a simple training exercise, so we can get a feel for each other's skill set see where we are at etc. A smash an grab job I’m sure your all familiar, so let’s not waste any time and gear up any questions?” He made his way out the door, not waiting for anyone to ask any.
You all exchanged looks an followed to the gear room.
*******
Ghost helped you with your tact vest, checking you over.
“All sorted kid” He slapped you on the back, nearly throwing your forward. You half smiled at Kyle, who was holding in a laugh, but then you noticed his eyes flick to something behind you and his expression changed. He rolled his eyes, that wasn’t like Kyle? You turned around. You wish you hadn’t instantly. Why? Why was she here? Why had he let her come here? Price was stood with Dr O’Brian, Helen. Was he taking the piss?
He had his hand on her cheek, giving her that eye-crinkling smile that would make any woman weak.
“John…enough Ill see you later tonight for dinner”
“No worries love, I'll see you then”
He placed a kiss on her other cheek, making her blush.
“Stop it you!” She faked a slap to his chest. The Rookies all burst out into wolf whistles and cheering. You stood still, your mouth dry, heart racing, anger crawling over your body, your jaw set tight, blood rushing in your ears, were you going red? Fuck.
Ghost brought you back down to earth.
“Tank? Are you ready?”
“Ye….yes…Yes Lieutenant!” You barked, taking him by surprise. You couldn’t look at Kyle, but you knew he was looking at you. You wanted the ground to swallow you whole.
The Training session started, but your mind was a storm cloud. He really hadn’t waited long had he? Bet she was round the next day! He probably didn’t even mean what he had said “It didn’t mean anything,it was a one-time thing!” One time thing my arse! Dickhead! You were raging, Soaps rookies didn’t stand a chance against you. They were simply in your way, God knows where Kyle was. Ghost was egging you on in your ear he was impressed, he hadn’t expected anything less from you however, he knew what you were capable of. You ploughed through them taking each room by storm your rookies struggling to keep up. As you came to the target room you headed in taking out two more rookies instructing yours to grab the main target.
“Slow down Tank, your getting too cocksure of yourself” Price had tuned into your channel. His voice an even tone.
Fuck you, you thought.
“With all due respect Captain, I know what I’m doing done enough smash an grabs to last me a lifetime”, you almost spat down the line, you caught a rookie looking at you as if you had gone mad.
No reply back. Just silence. Good. you thought that shut him up.
As you made sure the rookies had done their part, you made for the open window of the training house it was a 2 story abseil down. Easy you had done it hundreds of times. You wanted to get this over with as soon as possible. You motioned to go first attaching yourself to the line, but as you got about 8ft from the ground the line came away causing you to plummet the rest of the drop. The white-hot pain flooded your system. The wind knocked out of you you tried to claw your way onto your front, but your right shoulder wouldn’t support you, in fact it wouldn’t even move, you glanced over only to see it hanging down level with your chest, it had been dislocated. The pain was blinding, Ghost voice was in an out of your ear.
“Tank? What the fuck happened? Did you check the line before going down it?”
The line? The Line? As if you hadn’t checked the line, Price was going to love this. Fuck.
Kyle came into view as you felt yourself being scooped up from the floor mats.
“Kyle, slowly put her arm across her waist…eyes on me love” Ghost manoeuvred you so Kyle could do as instructed, as he did you let out a gut-churning scream. You would of rather taken a bullet again than this.
“Fuck sake Kyle!!!” You could feel the slight sting of tears. How pathetic you must of looked, cradled up crying in your Leuitants arms. Through your blurry vision, you spotted Price looking almost worried, but it must of been for only a split second as when your tears fell, clearing your sight he went back to looking pissed off. It took everything in Price not to take over you were in pain, he should be the one carrying you, consoling you not Ghost, but he had to take a backseat.
“Take her to see Dr.O’Brian…” He motioned Ghost to follow him.
No anything but that, you would rather Ghost try to pop it back in, shit you would rather be shot than see her, but you were in too much pain to even speak and as Ghost carried you to the med bay you wished you had just checked the line.
*********
“Oh deary me…what’s the matter with you?” Dr. O’Brian was rolling her eyes at you like you had scrapped your knee not pulled your shoulder out of its socket completely. Ghost answered for you like it was an actual question.
“Fell out a window, well abseiled down without checking the rig line…shoulders gone POP!” He even made a hand gesture.
“What you like? Not the first time you haven’t checked the rig, is it? John told me he always has to check your strapped in right” She glanced over at Price who was standing at the foot of the cot arms folded face stern. She was still talking to you like a child, you hated her sing-song voice. John told her? You wondered what else John had told her? Or better yet what he hadn’t told her…
“Anywho going to have to ask you a few routine questions before I can administer any strong pain relief I'm afraid, Keep on the gas and air while I do then we can give you the strong stuff”
You glupped on the air, taking it deep into your lungs and nodded.
“Okie dokie…On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being low 10 being extreme how would you rate your pain?”
You flared your nostrils was she being serious? Ghost answered for you again.
“Im gonna says she at a 10 Doc”
“Very well, are you taking any other medications?”
You shook your head.
“Any antidepressants or other pain relief?”
You took another deep drag of the gas and air shaking you head again.
“Any allergies?”
“Surely this in on file, Helen?” Price sighed he knew this was being dragged out, but he didnt know for who’s benefit.
“Let me check…. oh yeh it is, ok last few questions Tank…Are you Sexually active?” The room went silent, had she really just asked that? The bitch. You quickly glanced over at Price, who was looking at the ground. She had clocked it.
“Yes” you mumbled teeth clenched around the mouthpiece.
“Ok when was the last time you had sex?” Her face was like stone now, she was fishing for something, and you knew exactly what. So fuck it you thought, you’ll bite. You pretended to count in your head. Prices ear pricked up.
“A few weeks ago, maybe 3….” you took another big gulp of air as her eyes flashed she was doing the math in her head. She knew you were at Prices 3 weeks ago. Plenty of opportunities for you and him to go at it.
Price looked at you he knew you didn't mean him, so amused you meant Luke. Which was also not true. He looked slightly affected. Good. Let him think about that. Helen was writing down some notes on your chart, probably SLAG in big red letters!
“Ok last question, any chance you could be pregnant? Need to know before we give decide on what to give you” She had scrunched her face up into a fake smile, it was hideous.
“Nope, not pregnant, so can we get my shoulder popped back in and get me some strong pain relief?” You were getting lightheaded on the gas and air now and it was becoming harder to control your temper.
“Ok If you're sure you're not pregnant, we can give you some morphine, but you're going to have to go to the adjoining base as we don't have the supplies to pop it back in.”
Your eyes widened. She really was playing you now. Even Price was looking at her in disbelief.
“Fuckin hell Doc! All that an she still has to wait for transfer? Fuck that ere I'll pop it back in myself! Price hold her legs down” Ghost moved round to your shoulder as Helen jumped up.
“DON'T YOU DARE! I won't allow that! Not in my med bay you can drag her out and pop it back in elsewhere, but not in here!”
She had stepped in front of Ghost but had her eyes on Price, he was dead if he touched you. You and Ghost exchanged looks nodding in agreement. He stepped around her, leaning forward for you to place your good arm over his shoulder.
“Easy does it love, I'll carry you over my shoulder so you can dangle your arm, might be more comfortable, I'll get this popped back in no time.”
You took one last big drag of the gas and air, it had taken full effect now, you were still in pain, but your mind was swimming as Ghost lifted you over his shoulder, the tight grip of his huge hand on your inner thigh sent a shiver up your spine. He would destroy you, the guy was a mountain, but the thought still did laps in your brain. You let out a little giggle.
“You good love?” Ghost patted your backside with his other hand. It sent a shock through your system causing another chuckle you felt tipsy.
“Ready when you are L.T.” you were still giggling to yourself. O’Brian was in utter shock. Price was pinching the bright of his nose.
“Ghost, put her down…your not popping anything back in, she's going to the main wing, I'll call for transport…” He hadn’t even looked up. He couldn’t, seeing Ghost handling you like that wound him up, but he would never admit that.
“Noooooo fuck that Ghost don't you dare put me down, I want you…no in fact I demand you to pop it back in, let's do this battlefield style!” You were getting giddy now the gas and air making you a bit loopy. Ghost chuckled, patting your backside again. He could see the anger in Price’s eyes, he was still his Captain.
“Easy Love, think we are going to have to listen to the Captain on this one, but if we are ever out on the job and it happens again I’ll gladly sort you out” His words caused a little flurry in your stomach. What the hell?
“You can wait outside, take the Gas and air with you…” Helen was fuming she slammed the canister into Price.
“Wont she be better off lay down Helen while we wait?” Price was looking at her confused. She whipped her head back round.
“John she can lay, hang, sit, god she can even dangle from anywhere else other than in here I don't care…get the transport called for her to go to the other base” she handed him your tact vest an walked off. You were still on Ghost's shoulder, but could see him looking after her his brow furrowed, his lips slightly downturned. You felt a pang of guilt, deep down you still cared for him and your being here was making things difficult for both of you. You would never be able to go back to normal as it wasn’t even normal to begin with.
*******
“I'll see you when your back love” Ghost gave your leg a quick squeeze as they loaded you into the truck.
You knew he wouldn’t, you weren't coming back. It was a shame, Kyle would be fine…eventually, but you needed a change, you couldn't keep this up. You looked to Price, your eyes only meeting for a second, but it was enough, enough to cement your decision. You had both been kidding yourselves thinking this would work you were only hurting each other so you had to be the one to cut the rope that had you both hanging.
Price watched as they hooked you up to an IV, he had so many things he had wanted to say to you, one of them being sorry.
He decided he was going to have a talk with you when you got back, he wanted you to be happy he really did, but his pride had been hurt that night he saw you with Luke and he had turned to Helen to try and get you out of his head, but it had only buried you deeper.
There had been some truth in your words ‘how would it work between you and him?’ He reminded himself he was 15 years older and maybe you were better of with Luke he was closer in age to you at 32 and Helen to him at 38, but he didn't want to accept that and you needed to talk properly. Speaking of Helen he had seen a different side to her today and it didn't sit right with him, but maybe that was because of her attitude towards you. He couldn't help it, no matter how much you appeared to hate him he still wanted you by his side…it was where you belonged. As the van pulled away, he made his plan and you made yours.
*******
“Well I look forward to you joining us Tank, Squad 8 needs someone with your skill set and Dredd has told me your one of the best”
“Thank you Sir, I look forward to meeting the rest of the squad, it will be nice to work with Dredd again me and her go way back”
“I must say it was a surprise your transfer request coming across my desk? Straight from the top didnt even need approving from Price? Im sure the 141 will be losing a valuable asset…which im more than happy to take” Captain Mckinley winked as he reached over his desk to shake your hand.
“You sure Price won't miss you?”
“No…I'm sure he’ll manage Sir”
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