#me shitposting

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

willow really said i love trees so much im going to pursue one romantically, thats so girlboss of her.

[terrortrans]

is this meme dead yet

[hotmessteaparty]

Jason: I am NOT gay!! I don't like men, men are disgusting and I for sure don't like Vaas! He's an intolerant, raging fucking psychopath and he murdered my brother!! All I wanna do is kill him and be done with his stupid fucking face

Also Jason 48 seconds later:

[unaballerinascalza]

HOUSE, M.D. CHARACTERS AS HALLOWEEN COSTUMES AND IDGAF THAT IT'S NOT EVEN SEPTEMBER YET

House: Daddy Dracula (told everyone to add the first word when they're referring to him – if they don't, they get 🔥Cane To The Ankles🔥) OR, HEAR ME OUT, Edward Scissorhands (but only if he's high on vicodin)

Cuddy: I mean. Come on. Sexy nurse/mad doctor every day babyyyy (also enough Boob, intentionally or not, to make House refer to her as daddy)

Wilson: he'd try to get some scary costume off of amazon, give the fuck up, and come in with a picture of pumpkin spice taped to a sweater, calling himself a Spice Girl

Foreman: do you think this stoic ass dude would put effort into anything? No. So no costume at all or a plain suit, defending it as being one of the men in black (and then he'd immediately regret it because House would ✨Coincidentally✨ connect his costume choice to his race)

Chase: Princess Diana. Period. Or weird barbie if he's a little loopy at that point

Cameron: she would try to get something cute, but Chase would convince her to dress a little scarier and Halloween-ier, so she'd come in as a witch

Taub: idk why but Zorro (but if his wife is invited too, they'd be the Addamses) (and House would Accidentally decide to ask him why he's not dressed as [redacted for antisemitism])

Thirteen: first of all, MA'AM- There's no costume as hot as her. If she didn't plan on getting wasted, she'd be Maleficent. If she did, it'd either be a cute and hot devil or she'd join in with the Taubs as Wednesday

Kutner: if he weren't dead, he'd be Pennywise or throw on his extra special Halloween skeleton pjs. Since he is dead, it is safe to assume that he'd technically be either a zombie, a ghost, or an Indian Jesus

Notable mentions:

If House was in his seeing Amber phase during Halloween, there would be no doubts from my side that he'd come in as Cruella de Vil

If anyone from the team for some reason would be bald, the costume's either Eminem or Voldemort. One or the other

Also, someone should dress as lupus, since It Is Never Lupus

And if Chase grew his hair out, Cameron would convince him to go as Jesus #2, after Kutner

Although Thirteen could go dressed as a devil, no one else gets the pass. Angel/devil shit is tacky, fight me on that

And for the final note. Is there a pic on the internet somewhere of Olivia Wilde dressed as Princess Leia or am I in complete delulu??

[manderley]

[ohitspurple2]

[bookwyrminspiration]

sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

[lvl10blvkmage]

oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

[houseofmcallister]

Saw a tiktok of a guy saying he doesn’t feel comfortable talking to minors because he’s 19. And it’s just. I’m so fucking tired of this.

And like to be clear, I’m speaking as a victim of pedophilia when I say: We need to get over this collective fear of endangering children. Because holy shit, this stuff is getting out of hand.

The average person is not a threat to a child.

And also!!! It is actually really really good for kids to have friendships with adults that aren’t their family.

Having friendships with adults when you’re younger prepares you for adult life in a better way then only interacting with adults that are family members or teacher as well.

And also if there’s any sort of weird behavior happening with adults or teachers, it’s very helpful to have unrelated adults, you can go to, and also have a model for what normal adults are supposed to look like.

And also! You’re just making it way easier for pedophiles to prey on children when you completely avoid interacting with them as an adult. Because kids are naturally inquisitive and curious. They are going to want to interact with adults and they are going to want to ask questions. And if the only adult adults that are willing to interact and speak with them or adults who have ulterior motivations. Guess what’s gonna happen.

Also on a more general note. Having a model for what a normal healthy adult is supposed to look like makes it way easier for kids to be able to recognize and identify when adults in their personal life are being weird.

[gordonstanheight]

this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

bewildering to me that no one has done a FULL toh x-men au or a toh deadpool one. if i dont see fanart of luz and hunter as deadpool and wolverine... i dunno. but a wasted opportunity if u ask meeeee. super serious character w a dumb goofball. maybe spiderpool thrown in too w amity-? anyway. im tired ahhh and bored at work.

so excited about deadpool 3 too!!! :]

[marfian]

So act 3 huh

[atlas-hope]

so. i had an idea

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[oakyadair]

YOUR HONOR THEY'RE SIBLINGS

[ohitspurple2]