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cryptocism · 1 year ago

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"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #iwtv #armand iwtv #daniel molloy #armand #armandaniel #devils minion #drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour #the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw #i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born #and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome #idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy #anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel #his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious #like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 17 days ago

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haunted houses being portrayed as "infested" with evil spirits....yes obviously the house is infested it has uninvited human occupants.

you get pests you call in exterminators, just how it works

#the evil spirits are the professionals here #people who are “possessed” by demons #from the demon's pov it's trying to move into a fixer upper whose previous tenant failed basic home maintenance responsibilities #I'm all for squatter's rights and anti-eviction but at some point that's strictly a property battle #and let me tell ya my sympathy rarely lies with the ones who call in the catholic church for legal advice just saying #'the other side is literally the Devil' oh like that's worse than the catholic church

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reunitedinterlude · 2 months ago

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friday nights

bonus:

#all the friday night jokes had me trying to hold back my laughter while watching this in the office. and i did in fact fail #dan and phil #phan #amazingphil #phil lester #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #dpgdaily #dnp gifs #my gifs #parallels #Forcing Dan to watch my TikTok likes to distract from global politics #Dan and Phil play Poppy Playtime CHAPTER 4!

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plumadot · 1 year ago

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boat boys on hermitcraft. losing my mind

#i super like them and their silly dynamic #look at me trying to colour properly and kinda failing oh well #also trying to draw better shapes i suppose #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #traffic smp #smallishbeans #ethoslab #smalletho #boat boys #plume art

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oifaaa · 8 months ago

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It's funny how opinions can change over time for instance I used to want Bruce to be a good parent but then I realised how fucking boring that is to read at the end of the day comics are soap operas and I'm here for the drama

#dc #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #character development <- for me not for bruce #give that bitch some regression #but yeah i think there is a fine line with bruce and his parenting #like imo he should be trying his best but failing spectacularly at it #all his actions should come from his own fucked up sense of duty #anyway i think ive mentioned this before #but someone just liked one of my really old posts #talking about good parent bruce and how hes important yada yada yada #and reading it made me go #i dont agree with this bitch she does not speak for me >:(#so setting the record straight #.... until i change my mind again lmao

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yoinkks · 2 months ago

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This one really popped off on Twitter …

#TUMBLR IS TRYING TO SILENCE ME #I TRIED TO POST THIS TWICE AND IT FAILED BOTH TIMES #Anyway #Stan in a dress :3c #gravity falls #stanley pines #my art #stan pines #stanley pines fanart #stan pines fanart #gravityfalls #gravity falls fanart #gravity falls art

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hellenhighwater · 4 months ago

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on the one hand, it is convenient that there are several pizza places within two miles of my house.

on the other hand, that makes it completely unjustifiable to spend money on delivery when they're already so close, so if i want pizza I have to leave the house to go fetch it. truly there can be no joy without suffering

#this means i almost never get pizza #i am tantalus #doomed to see the cheezy bread forever out of my reach #tomorrow my dad and I are off on a quest to get me Free Bandsaw #because hey! free bandsaw #but that means i have to clean garage to make a place for Free Bandsaw #and i am trying (and failing) to motivate myself to do this #if the garage must be cleaned...perhaps the price of free bandsaw is too great...#hmm. it is occurring to me. that perhaps the executives are dysfunctioning #maybe i need to ingest a prodigious quantity of caffeine

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macadamiyam · 7 months ago

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cait is h*rny on main

#arcane #caitvi #cait #vi #my art #i finally had some time during work to draw something qq #i needed these stupid cathartic moments it makes me feel alkve #why are these lesbians such cute fail wow #slopppyyyy (lesbians)#spoilers #tw spoilers #arcane spoilers #im trying to figure out how to spoilers #spoil #arcane season 2 act 2

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mirensiart · 8 months ago

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pain sharing curse au feat let’s take ibuprofen together + who wants to bet the stab wound is actually something very dumb

< PREV | NEXT >

THE BEGINNING

Time voice: if nobody got me, I know granny’s potion shop in Kakariko got me

#look at me trying to do backgrounds but failing lmao #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu pain sharing au #lu time #lu legend #lu twilight #lu wild #lu warriors #miry's art

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azuries · 2 months ago

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im not immune to yaoi

#piano arts #hundred line #hundred line: last defense academy #hundred line takumi #takumi sumino #trying to draw again and failing horribly rahh #me: incredibly drawn to eito before knowing anything about him #reads his lines with takumi: … ohhhh.#guys its kind of inevitable these two will draw me in.#eito aotsuki #eitaku #aotsumi

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crowshaped · 4 months ago

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mikaelsen sisters 🦌

#kat mikaelsen #dylan mikaelsen #lost records #lost records bloom and rage #my doodles #big sister characters who are trying but failing so hard you will always be loved by me #doomed sisters i say YES really loud #long blonde hair dontnod girls in my brain #hopefully we see both of them as adults in tape 2...

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battry-acid · 28 days ago

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a sketch from a couple years ago of the boyfriends :]

#figured i should post this as the piece has officially become Too Old for me to ever try to finish #it is very cute. but ive failed to clean up the lineart like 5 times. so i have given up trying to complete it GKJHSDJKGHSFS #fastball triple #nightcrawler #wolverine #colossus #kurt wagner #logan howlett #piotr rasputin #x men #x men fanart #x men comics #uxm #old art #my art

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valtsv · 1 month ago

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i'm a disgusting little centrist when it comes to the was shrue's family real or fake question because to me that matters much less than the way it illustrates the experience of paranoid stress psychosis. like i never want a definitive answer because it just doesn't really matter. do you understand me. like. either way, they experienced that loss and heartbreak. they were confronted with an unflattering portrait of themself as a destructive absence in other people's lives, sacrificing human connection for sociopolitical status. they were exploited and had their mind fucked with and were made vulnerable to manipulation. answering that question makes no difference to the fact that what they experienced was real and horrifying to them. they were vulnerable and someone noticed and took advantage. there is no absolution nor satisfaction to be found in certainty, only further pain and regret. the end outcome is the same.