#meme... ish

[prokopetz]

Evil wizard casting testicular torsion on their hated foe, except the hero is a trans man, so all it does is turn their packer upside-down.

[caemidraws]

gang night

[fairandfatalasfair]

"Edwin can help" says Charles.

Crystal raises an eyebrow at him. He smiles sunnily.

"Edwin would sell me to Satan for one corn chip," she says.

Edwin, from his spot at the desk, lowers his book enough to give her a longsuffering look. "This feels like one of your obscure internet references," he says. He still says "internet" like the word doesn't belong in his mouth.

Crystal gives him a bland smile. "The internet isn't obscure," she says. "You just don't know anything about it because you're a million years old."

"One hundred twenty four," he says, because he's a pedantic little shit.

Charles is chuckling in the corner, because he has low tastes and thinks Edwin being a pedantic little shit is hilarious.

"At any rate," says Edwin crisply, "As a fugitive from hell, negotiating with Satan would hardly be in my best interests. Also, as a fugitive from hell, I have no interest in seeing anyone sent there unjustly, much less someone I have grown... attached to."

She feels her smile warm a little at that, and turns her head so that Edwin won't see. Love you too, Edwin.

"Finally," he concludes, "I am dead, with no need to eat, and therefor have no use for corn chips. This accusation does not make sense."

Crystal chokes at the affronted dignity in his voice, but pulls her expression back under control, only turning back to Edwin when she's sure she can look disdainful without her lips twitching. Charles dying of laughter in the corner isn't helping, but she manages.

"It's a meme," she says loftily.

Edwin's longsuffering expression turns pained. "Half the time, I am sure you are making these things up to aggravate me," he informs her.

She isn't, but only because the reality aggravates him plenty without any embellishment.

"Is it working?" she asks, and finally lets herself laugh when he picks up his book again and glares daggers at her over the top of it.

[deancrowleycas]

this is so funny

[jellymerit]

There are two flavors of white teenager

[gayvampyr]

the linguistic appropriation cycle

[kiwi-does-stuff]

boy why you so microwavable

[oh-warizoro]

Zolu/Luzo fanartists i am once again on my knees begging you to draw them like this 😂

[idanit]

solidarity

[idliketobeatree]

when you think of it. Bildad the Shuhite's last 24 hours in the minisode not bloody optimal

getting a combat mission to kill everything his buddy Job owns just because She got into some stupid bet

the kids too??? horrid

right in the middle of growing out his hair awkwardly that angle appears. perfect timing to get thwarted. not like that

oh no he's now legit pissed, like it's HIS fault

good (bad) that Bildad has a plan. bad (good) that Aziraphale follows around like a lost sheep, ready to blow his cover anytime. not like that

cue the mortifying ordeal of being known

angel's smugness visible from alpha centauri and he can't even wipe it off with an angry kiss

the kids remain alive but at the cost of annoyance. human twink has the gall to flirt with Aziraphale right in front of his demonic eyes. is nothing sacred anymore

unsolicited temptation backfires badly ( he didn't sign up for food kink development. Regret)

no let me say it again: sexual awakening through ox ribs what even is his life

angel insinuates being the only demon in existence who tries to go his own way seems lonely -> needs to get wasted immediately

literally so hungover the next day he can barely stand and THIS is the moment he witnesses former Mum talking to a human, probably for the first time since Eden. actually stop here, try to step into his shoes and watch the arrow on a scale for secondhand embarrassment doing a full 360°

magical obstetrics time (he still doesn't know where babies come from)

and to top it off: the devastating vision of Aziraphale almost crying

to conclude, pour one out for Bildad the poor bastard deserves it.

[blood-gutz-and-chocolate-cake]

Yippee is a lot indeed. I whipped this bad boy off of Picsart 👌 if you use this please credit me 🙏

[bottlecap-joe-spooky]

[narrator voice] But they did not, in fact, stop giggling.

[sneakyboymerlin]

Facts about Merlin that may scare you:

His scarf ties in the front, not the back

He regularly wears a shirt (or binder? 👀) under his tunic

His belt is beautifully detailed… and purely decorative; he adds one to his Dolma disguise for the same reason

He did not have to look at the dress for Freya up against his own body like that

He wears his blue scarf with his blue tunic in periods of mourning; the only color combos we never see are red on red and blue on purple (he cares about fashion!)

He has this little braided bracelet that disappears by the time s3 swings around

He has always been, just as he will always be, meaning that he has existed since the dawn of time—we are only seeing a recent human incarnation of “magic itself”

He sometimes wears a vest of sorts (don’t remember the name, and don’t want to) under his jacket (most visible in 4x12)

His purple shirt is never seen outside of s4

He consistently sleeps with his socks on

[kilobran]

Don't ask me what I mean

[mini-minish]

one more to the pile!!

[fuckyeahgoodomens]