#memorable post

[coolkaius]

YOU MUST REBLOG THIS EVERY DECEMBER 18TH AS IT IS THE ULTIMATE TUMBLR DAY POST

Seasons Greasons <3

[sweeneydino]

Genuine fear.

So you got an evil gremlin vampire… and the terminator.

Yeah that checks out.

Didn’t even waste time oml-

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Realistically, if I ever met Stanford irl I KNOW my blind ass wouldn't notice his extra fingers until like, a full day or so later when I let it marinate for a bit. A WEEK at most

[kittykatninja321]

I don’t buy into the headcanon that Jason would be behind on technology but I do think that he would be extremely offline

[tobyisave]

now i'm sure that it's true

[whirlpool-blogs]

Q. What was your contact like with the Sharks, pre-draft process? Will: Yeah, it was pretty good. I mean, definitely saw them in the Combine and then they took me out to dinner. It was one of my favorites, probably was my favorite. They’re great guys, lots of laughs and good stories. Where’d they take you?

Will: Buffalo Chop House.

What did you get? Will: A steak. (smiling) I had to, everyone ordered steak!

[agent-troi]

[ziggystqrdust]

h&m // zero to heroes & baddies who break their hearts by being a great actress n actor (that megara betrayal reveal was so iwajag)

how rich do u have to be to have that much purple on ur clothes in 21 bce

anyways i love how most fish out of water stories for boys is because theyre sons of god or smth but when it comes to girls it’s because theyre actually the spawn of the devil like😭

[yujeong]

"Just thinking about how every time Vegas apologized to Pete, Pete bloodied him" - @suzteel [Original post]

[jkvjimin]

(200/∞) the perfect nose for butterflies to land on it ♡

+bonus:

[cubbihue]

If leisure fairies are human sized, what does that mean for cupid?

Cupid is an odd exception to the Leisure Fairies since... he's not a true fairy! Cupid is a human-turned-Fairy, just like Timmy Turner! The best way to know who is a real Fairy or not? Check the eyes.

Although Cupid has the same level of magical prowess as the average Leisure Fairy, his growth was stunted given his previous human soul. Not that this matters since he's now the Representative of the Leisure Court, as well as the rep for the smaller Holidays Faction.

He hails from a darker era of Fairyworld's history, from before the 4 courts and the Fairy Wars. Cupid recalls a time when fairies would eat human children. Aside from a few from his court, no Living Being knows of Cupid's past.

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

[mikkolas]

every saturday passes me by and i think maybe i should post those fun little textposts that i enjoy making because they make me laugh. and then i don't. this has been in my drafts since late october. all i had to do was tag. and yet. and yet, | spotify wrapped sucked this year and it made me remember youtube rewind's existence somehow. anyone remember her? she was great. anyway, if you also want to go back in time, click here!

[liloslittlethings]

louis' favorite live performance memory is messing around with liam

(via music choice)

[cosmetichorror]

This is PURELY FOR GIGGLES but

Ranking LU characters based on if I think they do WEED of any sort (from lowest to highest)

WIND IS NOT INCLUDED. Malon and Ravio are here tho.

1 - Wars

Tried it once to look cool, coughed so hard he couldn't take a second hit, got embarrassed and never picked one up again. This is the same reason he does not smoke cigarettes, his lungs are just not equipped.

1 - Time

Used to be pretty into it, knew where to find THE BEST cannabis in the lost woods, and probably got Malon into it. They only do it on special occasions now, as a treat. Most likely in some kind of baked goods. Had this been when he was in his twenties, however....

3 - Malon

Started smoking with Time, and same with him, they both mellowed out as they grew older. Probably stress smoked a blunt when Time vanished into a goddess portal

4 - Hyrule

Has done it, had a great time, but it's super rare in his era. If given the chance, he could out-smoke anyone in or outside the chain

5 - Twilight

He smokes when convenient and it doesn't interrupt his work, and he grows the most mediocre weed. He sucks at growing it, most of the plants die and those that survive are very mediocre. Not bad, NOT GOOD, just mediocre.

6 - Sky

He absolutely does but no one knows. He's a super secret stoner. No one can tell when he's high. He's in the top three of the chain, and no one knows. They probably think he doesn't have any in his era. His lungs aren't super well equipped for smoke so he usually sticks to edibles unless he thinks he'll be able to just chill for a few days after

7 - Four

Has a blast with it, but has crazy low tolerance. He takes one hit of a blunt and he's zoinked out for the rest of the night. Legend makes fun of him for this.

8 - Legend

He is THE stoner of the group. Irl he'd be the friend who'd invite you to go take a walk or go to the bathroom with him and whip out a pen and offer you a hit. He's the most chill guy when high. He is (mostly) unwillingly growing it at his house because Ravio sells overpriced weed along with cursed trinkets

9 - Ravio

As said prior, he grows and sells it at an unreasonable rate. He and Legend smoke in the apple orchid. Ravio would have a pen on him at all times, no matter the situation. He doesn't shut up when high.

10 - Wild

Wild is THE guy. He rolls the tightest blunts and grows the most VOLUPTUOUS weed, and knows where to find it in most areas of his Hyrule. Smoking anything he supplies is heavenly. He also makes it into teas and food, and has forgotten which ones have cannabis in them. He knows countless strains of weed, and can identify which would be best for you purely by vibes alone. He would be the cousin that invites you out for The Walk™ at family reunions. Also he grows psychedelic mushrooms.

[beansprean]

IF THE RUMORS ARE TRUE AND WE HAVE 3 DISCRETE ALT ENDINGS TO THE WWDITS FINALE

i just want everyone to know that i am the most excited about it as the #1 clue stan on planet earth ok? ok

[katebeckets]

GET TO KNOW ME  ✰ [4/10] Movies ⤷ Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus (2005)

"A wand of light... is built... from a measure of courage, a ring of love, and a gem of ice lit by hope's eternal flame."