I have a period in order to gain class solidarity with women. That's the only reason
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Thinking about having menstrual cramps while in the dream world (because time moves on even when you’re under dear OB!Mal’s spell) or you get transported to the past without your pain meds, can you imagine the pain?
Just staring at General Vanrouge’s magearm and wondering if you can just borrow it for a second, it’ll be quick, just to take out your damn uterus!
General Vanrouge wondering why you are staring at the sharp weapons so intently…before you get tackled to not do anything stupid. You weren’t. Probably.
They shove a potion down your throat to help you with your pain. (You forgot that was a thing in your haze of pain lol)
Bur if any of the Silver Owls were to find you while you were in pain? Or no one had time to give one to you?
The Silver Owls are quaking in their boots as you find the nearest weapon. No one in your path is conscious once you’re done with them.
General Vanrouge: *thinking*
Baul Zigvolt: No, we are not using them as a secret weapon.
General Vanrouge: I didn’t say anything.
Baul Zigvolt: You were thinking it.
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I fear the alter ego in me when I'm ovulating
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very genuine question, fellow people who menstruate how are you guys getting out of the shower while on your period and not getting blood on the floor while you dry off? or having it drip down your legs?
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cramp cramp cramp CRAMP
I just got my period, I'm no longer a human being
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Logging my period on my stupid little app like I’m a weary eldritch-pursued captain lost at sea,,,
Captain’s log, day 2:
The future appears bleak. The monstrous red beast continues close on my heels as I navigate waves that tower high above and crash against the ship with a devastating fury. My beloved first mate, Extrastrength Ibuprofen, has succumbed to the elements. She will be sorely missed.
Captain’s log, day 2 (update):
Why has God bequeathed upon me such ceaseless pain? I stand at the bow of the ship in repentance, wringing my hands and begging for mercy. I pray to an empty sky, it seems.
Captain's log, day 2 (update 2)
ough. ouchie.
Captains log, day 5:
The scarlet vengeance persists. It seems God has abandoned me at the gates of Hell. Rations are running low. The ship's most skilled navigator, Hot Waterbottle has likewise been thrown overboard in the fray. I fear all hope may be lost.
Captains log, day 7:
I believe the monster has finally abated in its terrible pursuit of me. Forsooth, light shines once more upon my face and freedom stands at my door, beckoning me in. I shall wear my best white linens upon this most joyous day.
Captains log, day 7 (update):
fuckign hell.
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Poppies
Is my consciousness getting the better of me?
I feel like I'm not getting anywhere
I tumble in these damn heel, feeling all eyes on me
The pain in my womb is unbearable
No matter what it is, I'm always on the edge of tears
My ribs and hips feel heavy
Scent of blood is comforting but disgusting
I'm sensitive
Emotionally and Physically
Please don't mock me
Don't berate me
I know I'm easy to tear, such a soft body and heart
Heart strings so easy to bend, tear and break
you know I'm kind hearted and you take advantage of it
I am no pet and I won't beg
Everything is red, Red as Poppies
The color runs down my thighs and wrists
Nothing but to accept it
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