#meowmeow idea time

[honorary-fool]

someone remind me to draw all the Decarabian designs I've seen (and work more on my own version)

there's so many pretty ones <333

[sallymew4]

this pride month: mob is a little bit genderfluid (just a little bit)

btw im gonna be away from my laptop for like a week....so sad

also i totally did the girls' uniform from memory lol

[charliemwrites]

Ur nikto krueger konig meowmeow neighbor au had my hand itching and i cannot resist itchy urges so i hope u like it

sorry i couldn't find any descriptions of Little Guy so i just whipped up a black Scottish fold hihi

and also Shithead Susan chaos-ing Krueger's hood from the game

I love love love everything u write and i hope the passion is there for whatever subject/project u desire and forever (๏ᆺ๏υ)

Oh. Oh my god? My heart 😭😭 thank you thank you thank you for this!!!!! They’re absolutely perfect and I adore your art style. Konig and Nikto having a great time and Krueger out here struggling with Shithead Susan 💕💕💕

This means so fucking much to me oh my god. Seriously you have no idea. It’s changing my brain chemistry as we speak. I could go on and on.

I hope you get the sweetest dreams, the comfiest blankies, and the best drawing inspo ❤️

[theactualsunshinechild]

Can I just say the straight line style polycule that is Hu Tao x Furina x Neuvillette x Zhongli never stops being top tier comedy to me and it feels like no one talks about it.

Like, come on guys, it's got everything you could possibly ask for!

Newly mortal girl finally getting to live her own life after centuries of playing a role meets super chill and supportive funeral parlor director who can ease any worries she may have about death as a concept and also play pranks on her, drag her fun places, and help her make up with her long term situationship Dragon Sovereign who is deeply devoted to making her happy.

Honestly this is already fantastic; Neuvillette gets Gremlin (beloved) and Gremlin (mischievous) in his life! He brings Furina flowers after her performances and has a collection of autographed photos from each in his room. Hu Tao comes by to hang out in his office and bother him about marketing her funeral parlor, and he has to explain advertisement laws in Fontaine and how several of her ideas would get her arrested and that this would make Lady Furina quite upset. She teases him for "being a simp" and it slides off him like water.

Furina has a collection of pressed flowers from each of Neuvillete's bouquets in her room. Hu Tao taught her how to press and preserve flowers after her sopping wet meowmeow of a girlfriend cried in her arms about that first bouquet starting to wither.

Hu Tao drags both of them into playing TCG with her any time she can, and is always putting in word with local and visiting theater troupes about her girlfriend's acting talent and excellent director services. She loves seeing Furina squeal at the sight of a ghost, but usually shoos them away unless she's trying to spook her on purpose. Sometimes she runs her poetry by Neuvillette before going to recite it to Furina because she finds he has a good eye for it, and sometimes is able to convince him to put his own feelings into words through poetry as well.

Fontaine is full of tabloids arguing about who Fontaine's superstar is Actually Dating, and no one is certain! She is seen on the beach walking hand in hand with the Iudex merely two days after having publicly ordering the couple's special at a renowned coffeeshop with a strange Liyue girl. She has not denied dating either of them, nor has there been any indication of a breakup??? The two suitors have been spotted out purchasing her favorite sweets together, so they don't appear to be on bad terms??? The papers have no idea what to do with this and it is hilarious.

And then Zhongli enters the picture. Mysteriously absent any time Neuvillette comes by with Furina, but always there to chat and provide wild trivia when it's just the girls hanging out. And the girls have caught on. Hu Tao has a pretty good idea of what's up, but Furina?

Furina convenes with her girlfriend and is like "I think that employee of yours, Mr. Zhongli, might have a thing for Neuvillette? I've seen many dramas in my lifetime, but this is still the most obvious crush I've seen in centuries. Any time I mention Neuvillette he gets stiff as a board, turns seven different colors, and starts avoiding eye contact like the plague! It's like he thinks someone is going to bite his head off if he so much as thinks about the man! A shame too, they seem like they'd get along so well..."

Hu Tao, fighting for her life to not fall into fits of laughter: "We should set them up on a date"

Furina gets super excited about it! This is just like in one of her favorite plays!! Hu Tao adds fuel to the fire by teasing Zhongli about his "crush" in front of Furina one time, and he politely denies having any such thoughts about the reputable and honorable Iudex. Furina just becomes further convinced she's correctly judged the situation. Hu Tao knows exactly what she is doing and is reveling in the situation she is putting her consultant into.

Furina has all the details meticulously planned out, she is vibrating with excitement to matchmake her partner with someone so well suited for him. Hu Tao helps her find a suitable location in Chenyu, (near Fontaine, excellent tea, the perfect place to set a trap- sorry, date) They talk to the staff and the staff is excited to help.

Neuvillette keeps hearing from Furina about this charming man he simply must meet and how "he's exactly your type" and "is totally crushing on you" and he's a little nervous, but agrees to try and attend this blind date because he trusts Lady Furina's judgement, and he can't deny he IS curious to meet someone who can allegedly distinguish where an ore comes from on sight and taste minute differences in the mineral concentration of the tea water the way Furina claims this man can. Neuvillette arrives to the teahouse knowing only that he is going on a date with someone who is "secretly harboring feeling for him".

As for Zhongli? He knows something is up, but can't quite tell What exactly Director Hu is planning. When he's given some pocket money and told to attend a very important meeting in her stead at the teahouse, he goes, if only out of curiosity. (And of course, who would miss out on such quality tea?)

When the Iudex of Fontaine walks in and zeroes in on him and his table with slitted eyes, Zhongli seriously considers whether or not he can get away with faking his own death a second time on such short notice.

The answer of course is No, but he discovers he doesn't Have To, at least not yet. The Hydro Dragon Sovereign power walks up to the table, looking to be on the verge of attempting to drag Morax back to Fontaine for judgement by the scruff of his neck if necessary, but then seems to pause to properly look at the other man and consider the spread of tea and appetizers peacefully sitting in front of him. He throws a glance around the room, catching the interested looks the staff is poorly hiding, then catches and holds Zhongli's gaze as if searching for something in it. Celestia only knows what he's trying to decipher, and Zhongli can only clench his teacup and pray that whatever he finds is enough to convince him to let this go for the moment. He can feel the heat climbing up the back of his neck, his tie feeling a bit too tight for comfort, but he swallows down the nerves and tries for a pacifying smile.

(He's pretty sure it comes out a bit more tense than intended)

((He's also pretty sure the Hydro Dragon Sovereign can hear the pounding of the blood rushing in his veins, probably even sense the sweat building up under his collar))

(((The way his eyes flicked to watch his throat as he swallowed gives the impression of a creature considering the ease with which that throat can be torn out with its teeth)))

"You've come all this way; would you care to try the tea, Monsieur Neuvillette? It is a local specialty of this region, meticulously hand picked and dried using traditional methods passed down for generations. I am quite confident you may find it to your liking, though the local water is also quite distinctive, and I'm sure we can get you a glass if that is what you prefer. Had I known to expect your presence I would have requested one already," He keeps his speech calm and measured, even as his heart tries to climb out of his chest from the tension. No need to worry. If it comes down to it, he's has seen his fair share of war and battle. He can take him. Or at least could have taken him... a fully fledged Dragon Sovereign is a battle he would much rather simply not engage in. There is wisdom, after all, in not picking fights where mediation and contractual obligation can suffice. And social contract is as much a form of contract as any other. Surely the esteemed Iudex understands this...

Neuvillette relieves Zhongli of his intense stare and sits down without so much as a threat. The tension leaks out of Zhongli's posture ever so slightly as Neuvillette picks up the cup of freshly brewed tea that had been presented to him. Seems whatever he found sufficed to stay his hand for now.

Neuvillette is too busy reeling, trying to come to terms with the notion that an Usurper he is determined to judge for his sins has apparently developed some kind of romantic interest in him. He will still be judged, of course, it is only right. But... that doesn't mean that such tender feelings must be cruelly rejected without even having been given a chance. Furina believes in this man's suitability, after all, whether she knows his archon nature or not. And he would be remiss to overlook her opinion. She had always held deep insights into people's natures that Neuvillette himself never could quite grasp as thoroughly. Her incredible humanity and understanding is something he values dearly, and she was technically an Archon herself at one point after all, and yet, he loves her all the same. The cup wafts with a pleasant warmth and the taste of tea infused mountain spring water lingers on his tongue, as gold eyes observe him attentively, looking for his reaction. Yes, it is only fair. He will make an honest attempt to view this man before him as more than just an Usurper, and judge his eligibility as a romantic partner as a separate case.

For the entire rest of the "date" Zhongli is stressed, making conversation like his life depends on it, throwing in some flattering comments here and there to feed the air of polite goodwill he's trying to foster, and trying his best to read Neuvillette, who remains remarkably inscrutable. In the meantime, Neuvillette is just politely allowing himself to be rizzed up.

Neuvillette goes home pleasantly surprised by the experience.

Neuvillette: "You were quite right about him Lady Furina, Mr. Zhongli is indeed a terribly charming and intelligent man with refined tastes and a dignified manner. I'm afraid you have accurately predicted that I could indeed become quite fond of him. A shame I will have to judge him someday, but as you've experienced, I do not allow myself to be biased in formally judging individuals I have feelings for. Nevertheless, it really is quite insightful of you to have me get to know the Geo Archon outside of a courtroom setting."

Furina: "...............the who"

Zhongli is dragging himself home worn out from the encounter, feeling his age in his bones and wanting nothing more than to lie down and not think about the Next Time he was assured he would be contacted about.

Hu Tao, standing at the door, grinning: "soooooooo.... how was your hot date with the Iudex?"

Zhongli: "...............my what"

Hu Tao: "Ayah~ Surely you realized it was a date? Furina has been so excited to set this up for you since you seemed like you were going to avoid it forever! She told her boyfriend aaaaall about your little crush on him and told him to give you a shot! Surely you didn't fumble him that bad?"

Zhongli, suddenly reevaluating every single thing that happened during dinner in a brand new light: "I am not sure what the best term to describe what occurred is, but he did ask to see me again."

Hu Tao: "My my, who knew my consultant could be such a rizzler! A bet lost/ A prize won/ A love found/ A heart surrendered!"

Zhongli: ".....You bet against me?"

Hu Tao smoothly avoids answering that by handing him some paperwork, leaving some instructions and skipping off to go about her business.

[meowmeowriley]

Hi MeowMeow Costume anon here sorry it’s taken a couple days for me to reply life got busy finding one’s honour is harder then I thought!

You want my autistic head canons for Zuko? Strap in for some unhinged rambling because I have ✨thoughts✨ this will be long

(CW: implied child abuse (Fuck Ozai))

Zuko likes music (Iroh mentiones he’s talented with the Tsungi horn) and his swords I also think he would have picked up dancing at some point with how he moved during dance of the dragons.

When he’s around people he trusts he emotes more with his face and masks less in general and I’d say if he felt safe enough he’d do more overt (for him) stimms like humming, minor rocking or tugging on his hair Iroh would be one of his safe people and eventually the gaang would be too

*I don’t think he’d have very obvious stimms in general being raised royal he’d be expected to act a certain way and hand flaps are not it. Also flaming 💩lord Ozai would have seen any aberrations as weakness and stamped that shit out fast

*I honestly think it could be one of the reasons the flaming 💩lord despises Zuko being inherently different would be a weakness in his eyes and reflect badly on him

I think he and May get along well because they’re both autistic and are a safe space for each other. she has trouble processing her emotions he has trouble controlling his they make good emotional counter balances

He cares so much about the people and animals around him even his enemies a strong sense of justice is a common sign of autism and speaking out of turn was the initial reason for his banishment.

He’s so socially awkward he doesn’t know how to talk with people instead of at them his entire pep talk to himself and subsequent introduction to the gaang when he tries to join them is peak “how do you do fellow kids” and his “that’s rough buddy” is as iconic as it is socially inept.

The guy totally hyper fixated on hunting the Avatar and when he could no longer find his purpose in it and realised he was wrong he did not cope

He has no tackt. none. and he takes things at face value and he hates lying his humour is also a little left leaning and he tries to relate to others and their experiences as a way of bonding.

While he’s not a prodigy fire bender like his sister he found ways around his limitations that helped accentuate his natural talents like his sword fighting (dancing would help with sword work) being incorporated into his bending (I don’t remember any other character bending with weapons).

He’d know a lot about tea from Iroh and I think he enjoyed working in the tea shop

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk!

I hope these make sense it’s kinda late now but this was fun to write thanks for reading my insane rambles :D

Also in response to the (non gendered) Prince! line you gave me so much surprise gender euphoria I cried 😭🫠🥹 sincerely thank you. I’m going with he/him pronouns atm but he/they is something I want to look into.

if you don’t mind me asking what are your pronouns?

I’ll probably send another ask in the next couple of days to annoy you with lol but in the meantime have a great day!

Sorry I took so long to get back to this, but damn I needed it today so I guess it's good I kept this in reserve. ❤

Holy shit, I can't unsee Zuko as autistic now. Like it's impossible. He's so perfectly coded to be on the spectrum. He's generally monotone, until he's not, and that's always when he's dealing with big emotions. He'd be a lip biter for sure.

Zuko doing dance as a stim 😍 the first time the Gaang sees him dancing when he thinks he's alone, they'd be so supportive, and have no idea what that would mean to him.

Fire lord Zuko infodumping about tea to some random person who tried to ask if he'd like them to make him some, as he heats the tea himself with his bending, and damn if that isn't the best tea that servant has ever had in their life.

Until next time my non gendered Prince Zuko! (Which will be in like, a few minutes, when I get to your other ask. Again sorry for the wait 😭 I'm bad at this)

[silentstep]

Why do you dislike the idea of Wen Qing being the top of a ChengQing relationship out of curiosity?

Short answer is that if it wasn't such an overwhelming majority of portrayals, I wouldn't!

slightly longer answer is that the idea that ~all het pairings have to have femdom in order to be acceptably progressive~ cuts off women from being portrayed as fully realized characters. It's a lack of willingness to explore their interiority and to allow them access to the full spectrum of humanity. Male characters are allowed to be messy. Male characters are allowed to pine and fall desperately in love and harbor fears that it's unrequited. Male characters are allowed to feel insecure and uncertain. Male characters are allowed to be loved despite all their flaws and all their mistakes and all their blind spots. Male characters are allowed to change and grow and be forgiven. Female characters have to be perfect angel goddesses who are given out to male characters as rewards to be worshipped. Let female characters down off their pedestals for once, I am begging.

*long sigh*  It’s just like… nowadays we express attraction/affection towards a female character by going WOW STEP ON ME QUEEN!!! and towards a male character by going OH THE THINGS I WANT TO DO TO HIM… >:)  HE’S SO PATHETIC AND WET

and it’s because we don’t want to be sexist and/or degrading!  I absolutely get that!  but when we’re actually writing longform narrative about specific characters, I want to be able to explore the character of the individual and the relationship, instead of just having those two sentiments writ large.  I don’t want to read about generic Character A/Character B.

and like, again, this is a problem I have with the trend, not with any individual fic. I've read and enjoyed individual fics where she's the dominant one who takes Jiang Cheng apart and makes him beg for it. But why is it all I can find? Why is she slotted into the pigeonhole of "Wei Wuxian's mean lesbian bestie, whose own life never gets any focus" in the background of every other fic? Why does she never get teased by her modern AU friends?  When does she get to be impulsive and silly?  Why does she always have to be “too smart” to get involved in shenanigans?  Why does she never get to let her guard down? When does she get to feel safe enough to relax her prickles and expose her vulnerable underbelly? Why does she never get to have vulnerabilities at all? Why does she never get to be soft, why does she never get to be sweet, why does she never get to rest and be taken care of?  Why does she always have to have everything together?  Why does she never get to appreciate or be grateful for someone else's good points, someone else's strength? Why does she have to be good at literally everything, instead of ever getting to let someone else compensate for the things she's not good at? She's lost so much, just as much as any male character in the series; why does she never get to cry and mourn and be held and comforted? Why does she always, always have to be the strong one? When does she get to put that burden down? Why is her canonical moral ambiguity never given space, when Jiang Cheng's is always portrayed as an obstacle between them? Why do her canonical wrongdoings never require forgiveness or atonement? Why doesn't she ever get portrayed as feeling guilty for the atrocities she stood by and let happen— that she outright enabled? Why does she never get to be a person?

tl;dr: every single time the male character gets to be a skrunkly meowmeow, his female love interest should also get the same treatment, dammit.

[al-hekima-madara-blog]

Schoolgirls dictatorship and Naruto fandom

After a year hanging around in the tumblr Naruto fandom, I've learned with certitude that men (and women) are forbidden to have friendship and express brotherhood. But also, I've just noticed recently that poor general culture is a must. When you read a story you shouldn't be curious to google what you don't understand and expand your view. but in contrary you should tear down the plot to your limited schoolgirl comprehension of the world. And gaslight everything/everyone that/who doesn't fit to your desires. And if it's not enough, have a tantrum, call people names !

What do I mean by schoolgirl? You don't need to be at school, neither being a teenage not even being a girl. You can be a 40 years old mother of 6 with a deep schoolgirl mindset. Schoolgirl is a concept, a way of life, a philosophy of being. It's rooted from the idea that everything is about you somehow. What you feel is what the world shall feel, what you see is what the world shall see, and in the Naruto fandom what you want is what Kishimoto wanted too but couldn't say it loud enough so he needs YOU to make it more obvious to the ignorant mass of readers. Here is an exhaustive list of what a schoolgirl will demand and impose as canon no matter if it destroys the whole story in the process :

intense emotional romance (love or hate, with me or against me tropes)

intense hardcore sex (hormonal urges)

intense anxieties. Toxic love affairs, taking pleasure in the victimhood's position with a total refusal to acknowledge own mistakes is a peak.

abolition of friendship. It's a shonen but you know those sad and pathetic males in denial of their true feeling, stubbornly platonic who refuse to engage in graphic intercourses for the well-being of schoolgirls' libido.

meowmeow-fication of the world, the cuter the better. Why should we take into account the mysterious attraction in the otherness, the beauty, the paradox and awe in human's nature, human's temperaments, the subtle differences between men and women while it's so much more easy for your lazy brain when everyone is a babygirl.

Decontextualisation. War? shinobi world? history? geography? politics? nuances? foreign cultural norms? No this is too deep for a schoolgirl. You need storyline like junk food, it needs to be fat, heavily sweet and easy to digest. How dare you add subliminal references to others artists from past centuries, arts, mythologies? You mean the schoolgirl needs to actually open a non fanfictional book? Shut up !

I was reading lately a comment from someone stressing that there is "obvious" romance spotted when Madara asks Hashirama to kill him and in reverse when Hashirama chose to kill himself. I thought to myself : Ok maybe not everyone knows what is the bushido (google it!) ...but surely this fandom has seen before a war movie or knighthood movie or even spend time talking with actual soldiers? They seems to genuinely ignore what is a code of honour. Secondly we're talking about a japanese manga and the Warring state era is heavily inspired by the real Japanese warring state era (Sengoku Jidai). If you have watched the documentary Age of samurai on Netflix, they… decide to perform su*cide all the goddamn time! 😭 Often for reasons related to honour, avoidance of disgrace for the group after a general loose a battle. But also a su*cide can be a form of protestation, a way to tell an important message.

Emile Durheim (google him!), a sociologist who wrote a study about su*cide classifies them in 4 differents types : egoistic, anomic, fatalistic and altruistic su*cide. The well-known japanese seppuku performed by samurai is part of the altruistic form. When Hashirama is ready to die, It has nothing to do with emotional turmoil for the love of his life or whatever metaphysical anxiety. He wants to prove how strongly resolved he is to build his village and the new era of peace he dreamed of and for that he's resolute to give up his own life for the benefit of the group. It's true heroism and it's selfless (see, I'm not a fan of Hashirama but I can detach myself from my subjective feelings sometimes)

And just before that, Madara accepting death from Hashirama's hand (a former childhood friend) is also a proof how highly he esteems Hashirama as a victorious winner even if he is his arch-enemy. In his own way Madara shows his selflessness. In this precise moment, even in his personal pain and anger against the Senju, he's still able to recognise Hashirama's dignity and protect him from going through the same despair of losing a brother. But yeah that's too much effort… Schoolgirl fever is way more comfortable, right?

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

jjk chapter 257 spoilers under the cut !! :3

BANGERRRRRRRRR CHAPTER i actually don’t have much to say abt it though ……. i’m glad yuji nation is finally getting fed properly!!!! they’ve been waiting for so long!!!!!!! read it w my yuji-stanning brother n he SCREAMED. the fact that he’s just SPAMMING black flashes is fucking killing me pjslsjdksdj …….. he’s so cool. our baby!!!!!

ALSO KENNY CRUMBS . KIND OF. SORT OF. kenny canonically fucking sukuna’s twin is so insane but not at ALL surprising ……… love how sukuna was completely unbothered too he’s so used to kenny’s bullshit. ”i couldn’t tell you which body he used though” i KNOW he’s tired of him 💀💀

aaaaand ofc there’s the biggest reveal of all :33 that was spoiled for me like five times but i digress (I THINK I’M ALLOWED TO BE A LITTLE BITTER OK)…… jin is sukuna’s twin!!!! i’m so excited to see more crumbs of him and kenny…. i’m genuinely so awestruck that the twin theory was correct. sukuna straight up ATE his fucking twin. insanity. that’s so Good.

but yeah the sukuna/yuji dynamic … i am Obsessed. and the fact that yuji has decided not just to reach his level, but to surpass him entirely… this chapter’s ending quote went so hard

I’M EXCITEDDDDDDD as always i’m just hoping for kenny crumbs n gojo crumbs :333 my pookies. ON THAT NOTEEEE this whole scene was so cute and sweet. ino did good this chapter i’m proud of you king

also look at gojo 🥺🥺🥺 the little meowmeow ever. AND THE CHIBI GOJO/SHOKO MY ANGELS

with that being said !!! superrr good chapter :3 i can finally tell that we’re heading towards the climax…. but i have no idea what the climax in question is 😭 I’M EXCITED THOUGH I RLLY AM akutami’s art was so nice this chapter too!!

[honorary-fool]

someone remind me to make a twt next february for the sole purpose of putting in fanart &/or a lil valentine for lunasmr's love festival box-thing please please please pl

[alucarddear]

Hehe I see that little point about Adrian sketching his s/o ;] glad to add to inspiration

Also the headcanons are FIENDISH thank you. Even as a fan of sub Alucard myself it was a great read. I can tell you had fun with these, your service is appreciated 😌

Me, deciding if Lulu is a sub or a dom: whY nOT BoTH!?

True story. Hah. I like the thought of him having a different, more feral side to him that comes out during intimate moments. He’s usually so softspoken and aloof. I came to the conclusion that he cannot possibly be that consistent in every regard. There must be something.

Now, hear me out.

I very much enjoy the thought of switch!Lulu, like—here we have this tall but gentle dhampir. He’s a very delicate and tender meowmeow… yet can and will shred your clothes and fuck you up completely. 😌 Then after, just cuddle the fuck out of you and dote on you, you know?

And from time to time he’d let you do unspeakable things to him and rile him up while he just sits back and gives you the stage, yknow?! Perfection. The duality of man lmfao. Moody feline mister. Just half-half the way he is half human and half vampire, I could go on… I have so much feelings about this fictional drawing man.

Also—good catch. 🤭 The sketching idea from your request (which, btw, I’m still struggling to find sufficient Lulu juice for) just jumped out at me. It seemed fitting. Now I forever HC him as the type to sketch his s/o as they sleep ugh.

[bonefall]

Hmm you’re definitely right about the cat human conflict... I’m now curious to what you have in mind for dealing with humans.

(Also really looking forward to seeing more of your ideas, this is one of my favorite rewrites of warriors. Thanks for answering all my questions.)

Thanks!! I try to get to as many asks as I can, especially ones for the Bonefall Rewrite... Clan Culture suggestions I keep in my inbox as reminders (and I still have all of them so thank you everyone who has sent one), and I haven't gotten to AU ones because I get a lot more asks these days plus the time it takes to make Clan Culture posts

I'm flattered everyone likes the rewrite so much, it brings me a lot of joy because it's my favorite thing to work on

Anyway... humans.

I'm super, super fond of the thought of actually including more Clan feelings about humans, and making a world where cats having primitive culture is just normal! It makes me really, really excited to think about.

I don't think very much would change at all, really, if you suddenly found out your cat has secretly been as intelligent as a chimpanzee this whole time. They still act like your cat. There's still a bunch of them living in towns and in shelters. They still go "Waaa" when you open the can of tuna.

Places that have parrots and monkeys often just come to see them as pests, but they can't really do much about it besides cull a problem group... which is difficult to justify going to the Cuddly Purring Meowmeow Species. So, the Clans just sort of leave twolegs alone, and twolegs leave feral woodland cats alone.

It's tense for Clan cats when a human comes by, and there's usually a very long pause. It's common to arch their back and stand ready... but usually the human moves on or backs away, or makes a friendly "pspsps."

I won't be including bushcraft in the rewrite (...not yet at least, the two separate projects are Dating right now but not Married) but I do have a vivid scene in my head of a RiverClan mentor and apprentice going clam-diving, bringing out a small raft, and crossing human boaters. Tense stare.

Long pause.

And then one of the humans makes an awed coo and pulls their phone out. One of them goes Pspsps, the twoleg sound of friendliness. The RiverClan cats continue their day as usual, the apprentice having learned a valuable lesson about the average human encounter.

Of course, humans are not always friendly. When they're not, Clan Cats return the same kind of unkindness just like any other startled wild animal. The biggest difference from Clan cats and other feral clowders is that when there's SERIOUS danger (like, say, a bulldozer going right towards camp), sometimes a warrior will run towards it.

[gothsuguru]

KAIROOOOOOO🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 MY ANGEL MY SWEETHEART OH MYFUCKING GOD I LOVE YOU SOOSO MUCH!!!!!! YOUR TAGS ON THE SUGURU AND THE SATPRU PIECES MADE ME SMILE SOOSO BIG I NEEDED THAT SO BAD KAIRO YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO MEEE<3333333333 AAAAHHHH CRYING AND SOBBING AND WEEPING I APPRECIATE YOU SMM:(((((( I AM COMING OVER TO KISS YOU EXTREMELY STUPID PLEASE GET READY FOR THAT>:333 AND WAHHH I HOPE YOU'RE DOING GOOD LOVE!!!!!! I HOPE YOU'RE TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF AND I HOPE YOU'RE SMILING LOTS N LOTS!!!!!! ILYYYYYYYYYYY<33333333 - @teddybeartoji

YOU HAVE NO IDEAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW INSANE THE PRINCE GOJO X KNIGHT READER FIC MADE ME. YOU SIMPLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AFTERWARDS BC WHAT THE FUCK MICKEY??? (SAID LOVINGLY BUT ALSO I’M GONNA BITE YOU BC WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MEOWMEOWS) AHHHHHHH IT WAS SO BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN + HAD ME ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT W EVERY PARAGRAPH!!!!!!!!! they’re my beloveds…… the line of “another betrayal” and leaving the window open had me physically jaw dropped…………… bc WOW. wowowowow. (and the watercolor line w the soft painted hues??? will live in my brain for all of eternity how the FUCK did you think of something so precious and beautiful???) smooching your brain kenny style ^_^

AND THE SUGU FIC . gothsuguru found dead in a ditch . head in hands . found laying on the train tracks bc WOW. I’M SO DESPERATELY IN LOVE W HIM I ABSOLUTELY CONNECT W READER LIKE I TOO WOULD THINK OF A WHOLE ROMANTIC STORY W SUGU IF I WAS ON A TRAIN AND SAW HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME BC HE WAS DESCRIBED SO BEAUTIFULLY??? reader’s questions about suguru were SO real too like that’s EXACTLY how people w crushes think??????? AHHHHH SO AMAZING

your brain mickey . I Am Kissing It Lovingly . and you as well :3 SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

[stardust-falling]

ty for the follow back ahh i love meeting fellow svss fans! Incidentally, do you have any favourite svsss fics that youd reccomend? Whos your fave character?

I'm much more of a writer than a reader, and since I want my fics to stay closer to the source material rather than fanon ideas I don't read a lot of fic to keep from picking up too much fanon myself. I really enjoyed High Mountain, How I Long by Minimalistless, though!

As for my favorite character, well, despite how much I criticize him on this blog, it's definitely my saddest most problematic meowmeow Jiumei, he lives rent free in my brain 24/7 and it's both a curse and a blessing. I like all the characters, but Shen Jiu and QiJiu are the things that are actively holding my brain hostage at all times, they're so special to me.

[kowaindar0u]

💓 + Yams and Kashuu bestie cuddly sweet 🥺 (and for some odd reason NagaTaikyuu in some odd platonic meowmeow kind ueeeee) ((@zantedeschia-praesul))

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YES WWAAAAAAA all the okitagumi cuddles i love them :sob: they're like 2 kitties that snuggle up to each other (bakuten 2020 has just furthered the kitty cat agenda for them i die every time i think about it)

and yes !!! LMAO i feel like any time he's asked about it taikyuu would say like something with the general idea being "oh, nagasone? that guy suuuuuucks" but at the same time he'd probably kick anyone else who said anything hurtful about him...

ah man now i'm thinking about about him and how he feels with the shinsengumi swords. one one hand he feels a kind of kinship with them but on the other hand he sorta feels like he doesn't really fit in since harada wound up leaving the group, and of course there's that harada and kondo didn't leave on the best of terms...

hmmm

[verm1c1de]

What is like the wrongest misinterpretation of [insert iz character here] you’ve ever seen

do mew have any IDEA how much ive seen?? i couldnt rank it. theres so much i could say. ive seen mewr sugoi dibs ive seen mewr satan incarnate proffys ive seen soft crybaby purples and mewr buff badboy zims and furankly theres like. a scale. on efurryone. too sweet or too!!! not it

but i think the ones that make me lose the most fur are whenefur people make purple the "nice" emotional one and redrick the mean abusive one and. zim. being a soooo sad whimpurry little meowmeow who will change efurrything abt himself in order to get a bf and cries so much all the time. yea

[reincarnatedasacupcake]

The Most Fun Way To Read Dracula

So now that I’ve finished reading Dracula Daily, I’ve been thinking about all the different ways that I have enjoyed this story;

1. The first time I read it I did so through Serial Reader; an app that sends you small chunks of the story daily. It was great, but I didn’t always find the time to sit and read it so I ended up falling waaaay behind. Good way to read classics though

4/5 stars

2. Disney Dracula, Starring Mickey Mouse; yup, it’s exactly what you think it is, Dracula retold in comic form with Mickey and Friends. It’s not bad. It glosses over the scary parts, but sticks to the story pretty well. Fun for all ages

3/5

3. I got the free Audiobook last year from Audible last year and was excited that Tim Curry did the voice for Van Helsing. Forgot that Van Helsing only has a few entries to his name. The lack of Tim Curry made me sad. It was still very fun though and I enjoy listening to it.

4/5

4. Dracula Daily quickly started to gain speed with my tumblr mutuals and I managed to pick it up before Johnathan made it to the castle. Reading it over the time it took place gave me a better idea of the story’s pacing and time. I looked forward to getting my daily emails and kept pace the entire time. I missed it on days when there were no entries. I loved exploring the #draculadaily tag and enjoyed all the hot takes on what was going on. Who was shipping who; which was the current blorbo or poor little meowmeow. I laughed with everyone about Count De Ville in his straw hat and Mina being a train fiend. I felt like I was a part of this weird community more than I ever have and I’m so thankful for that.

10/5

Let’s do it again next year