#mer! risotto

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

mer! ghiaccio thinks legs are absolutely disgusting

Mer! Ghiaccio: AAAUUGHH!! I HATE THESE DAMN THINGS!!! Why do we even have to wear these nasty limbs anyway?!

Mer! Risotto: Because we have business on land to attend to. Now suck it up through a straw, and stop your whale blubbering!

Mer! Ghiacchio: *so angry that the air around him is getting colder* See? Look at this, look. My LeGs aren't even the same color my tail once was, what kind of bullshit is that?! How can they live like this?! If we were underwater, we would've been there by now. Land dwellers can kiss my tailfin, OH WAIT!!

Mer! Risotto: Oh, clam up

[magma-cjay]

I know some of y'all love a good MerRis, so I give you eel mer

[thaibypow]

40 plats à base de riz du monde entier

Le Sommaire Le riz est considéré comme la culture la plus importante du monde en développement et comme un aliment de base pour plus de la moitié de la population mondiale. Selon le National Geographic, le riz est un aliment de base essentiel pour plus de 3,5 milliards de personnes, en particulier en Asie, en Amérique latine et en Afrique. Quelle est la quantité de riz consommée chaque année ? Au…

[abba-enthusiast]

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[theclockworkkidart]

farfalle in the reverse mer au

Decided to just do them plus some other characters in the reverse Mer AU-

Farfalle is one of Risotto's crew. All of the humans retain their stands so Farfalle can shapeshift. So they can jump into the ocean to gather the net or see if there's an issue below. They have a lack of focus occasionally and like playing pranks, unfortunately they seem to do so with Melone.

Melone's a marine biologist like Ghiaccio is in the normal Mer AU, but Melone's a bit more questionable with science. Determined to discover something that would blow other scientists' (and the rest of the world) minds. He's generally focused on his actual job but tends to go and bother the local fishermen who sometimes take him by his word because he is science man.

Risotto is a boss of a crew of the fishermen (Sorbet, Illuso, and Farfalle) and usually talks with Melone because Melone can tell him if the fish/sea life that's coming is not doing well or possibly where that sea life is swimming to and staying in order to get the best catch. He also tells Melone as well about what he's noticing at sea.

Ghiaccio is a poor merman that got caught and Melone took from the humans that had caught him. He is currently stuck in a small tank. He bites. Melone shouldn't be that close to his tank.

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

Event?????

1 or 7, domestic style fluff with my favorite eel?? ♡♡ (it's Floyd of course)

I leave romance vs platonic up to you, gn reader so everyone can enjoy as well :)

Can't wait to see what younc9me up with!!! If you need any help or ideas come bug me, floyd sits in my head constantly like a very annoying song

Warm Mornings; Floyd Leech

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, romance

Content Warning; Some swearing

Word Count; 700+

Author's Note; Who needs a weighted blanket when you have a Floyd? I am here to deliver soft Floyd(TM) hours! (he also sits in my head constantly; the song is the low-quality Funky Town)

Even when Floyd was dead asleep, he squeezed you, and that was your situation now. You were lying on top of him, and he had you in a comfortable yet strong bear hug. Just tight enough that you couldn’t wiggle free from him. And it was normally fine, but last night someone had left the window open and now it was warm and humid in the room, making you feel sticky.

“Floyd,” you whispered, trying to wake him up gently.

A gentle snore was your answer. You should have expected that though, he sleeps like a damn log.

You tried wiggling around a bit, but Floyd just hugged you tighter on unconscious instinct and rolled over, trapping you under him. Yeah, you were officially stuck. “Floydddd,” you groaned, poking him right above his hips. “You’re crushing me.” 

Usually he would wake up by you repeatedly poking him, but he was out cold, he only just shifted, trapping your face where one cheek was pressing against the mattress, and the other was smushed up against his chest. Normally, you wouldn’t complain about this situation, but it was grossly warm. You were also too far away from your usual ‘escape the crushing weight of my dearly beloved eel route’, which was just tickling his legs and feet. Too bad your arms were pretty much pinned against the bed. 

“Floyd, get off me,” you grumbled, squirming around like a worm on a hook.

Still nothing.

Sighing, you accept your fate. Besides the humidity, it was rather nice. Sure, you couldn’t make out the crashing of the waves on the beach, the steady beat of Floyd’s heart was right up against your ear, and it was slow and steady.

Slow and steady, not two words many people would associate with Floyd. It was a calmer side that only you got to see; when you were overwhelmed, or when he was feeling soft. Yes, he was usually a bundle of energy, but even he had his quiet moments. Within the hurricane, there was always the eye, where things remained still, despite the wild winds outside.

“Mmm,” Floyd groaned, the first sign of life you’ve seen since you’d been sandwiched.

He slowly blinked his eyes, working out the sleep from them, and tilted his head down so he could actually see you, since you were still stuck between his chest and the mattress. “Heh heh, I caught a Shrimpy in my sleep!~” He drawled, voice chipper but still heavy from sleep.

“Yes, yes you did. Can you please get off though, it’s gross out,” you groaned. At least he was cute, which the wild bed head only played in his favour. How can he look so good in the morning? Maybe it’s a mer thing… “Floyd?”

He hadn’t moved, and was instead giving you a wide grin. “Hmm, maybe I should’ve called you Crabby instead of Shrimpy, Shrimpy,” he pinched your cheeks teasingly, “since you look pretty crabby right now.”

You rolled your eyes, “And maybe I should use that mushroom risotto recipe that Jade gave me for our dinner tonight. But that’s only if you don’t get off.”

Floyd narrowed his eyes at you, trying to make out if you were bluffing or not, since last time you were dead serious and did exactly that. But he rolled off of you, grumbling a bit. “Meanie,” he muttered.

You shuffled over to where he was dramatically splayed out, his head slightly turned to you, and giving you puppy dog eyes. Chuckling, you kissed him on the lips, as that is what he was being dramatic about.

Giggling, he captured you in his arms yet again, and trapped you against the mattress for a second time this morning. He was giving you a shit eating smile. You weren’t leaving this bed until he had his share of kisses.  

“Floydddd,” you groaned, but you weren’t annoyed with him, if anything, you were amused. There was never a dull moment with him around.

“Shrimpyyyyyy,” he mimicked your voice with a more prominent whine. “You know the drill!~”

Sighing, you ran your hands up through his messy hair, and brought your lips together, deeper this time. You knew the drill; neither of you were getting up until both of your lips were tired, sore, and most likely bitten… which may not be for a while.

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Tags: @azulashengrottospiano, @eynnwwyjth, @hydra-sea, @krenenbaker, @officialdaydreamer00, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii

[starry-snippets]

mer-may #1

what type of mermaid are they? what type of water do they prefer? (risotto, abbacchio, giorno, narancia) 

risotto resides in the mariana trench. he appreciates the weird looking creatures down there and feels like he belongs in the darkness. risotto has glowing accents on his tail and underneath his eyes in a rounded highlight on his cheek bones and along his eyes. he’s like a night light in the way he can conceal himself using his stand which often disturbs the wildlife so he won’t do it unless there’s observation happening and he doesn’t want anyone knowing he exists. risotto lives surprisingly peacefully. he will sometimes rise to the ocean basin to observe the jellyfish and lively crabs skittering across the rocks. risotto enjoys the peace and the unusual sights of the trench, but it’s when he swims a bit higher he sees how delicate the ocean can be (as most fish in the trench are rough looking creatures, which is a big reason why he adjusted himself to live deeper. he likes to be unbothered and also he thinks he’s really gnarly looking ): 

abbacchio drifts a great deal, but he spends the most of his time in the arabian sea. one he can mess with a lot of vacationers because of the proximity to the land and islands, but there’s also a massive dead zone. abbacchio decided to stay so long in the arabian sea because he came across these harsh conditions. he found this area void of life and he found... beauty in it. he’s had a hard life and he’s made many mistakes, but he’s not entirely stripped of empathy. he likes the arabian sea because of the reminder the dead zone gives him in how life is so easily taken away, as in the same body of water other animals thrive. at first he hated the blaring reminder of how fragile life truly is but the closeness of enduring wildlife softened that. he hated originally how hot the sea is but grew to enjoy scaring annoying tourists by just existing (he also uses moody blues to play audio since they can’t see him, but in the midst it’s scary as heck) 

giorno is having so much fun in the great barrier reef. it’s like he’s gone to heaven. all these varying animals, expressive plants, and vibrant coral fascinate him to no end. he does a fair bit of drifting but he always comes back to the reef. to check in to see if he can help out at all with his quirk and he’s making it his new mission to help restore the reef because he hates how terrible pollution and climate change has gotten. all the animals actively love to see him, even the most dangerous of them. giorno is especially fond of dugongs and it breaks his heart that they’re going extinct. he’s very sneaky in the way he’ll prevent and get back at people who harm the reef or any other biome he’s residing at the time of their misdeed. creates the scariest animals in the reef - sometimes just making things that don’t belong there (but he’ll revert it immediately after in order to not impact the native species) to really freak whoever hurt the ecosystem into fleeing as fast as they possibly can. giorno loves to witness the growth of the coral population and diminishing fish species coming back with his support. feels important for helping and is happy to do so. (when he sees more dugongs he’s like !! dude is leaping with joy) 

narancia is so from the caribbean. he fits in so well with the energy of the water, the creatures inhabiting the space, and he’s very curious about visitors! like abbacchio he messes with people who explore the water but he isn’t sinister. narancia is just interested in human affairs and can be reckless in his intrigue. he has a lot of fun exploring the area and looking at the colorful creatures that live in the same space as him. his tail is as vibrantly colored as the fish swimming around and he gets along with all the wildlife swimmingly very well. narancia enjoys when the area is warm, but he’ll travel to the gulf whenever it gets too chilly. is open to exploring but is nervous about venturing too far from what he’s used to. loves the fun shells he finds along the sea bed. also plays with crabs and fish, but isn’t disrespectful of them (he doesn’t fling them around like a child or anything, if they are uncomfortable he will stop since he respects them and realizes he wouldn’t want to be prodded himself so he shouldn’t just touch everything compelling he sees) 

[sorbet-and-gelato]

Introducing... Merfolk La Squadra! A group of merfolk who live in the same area of the sea and often meet to talk, travel, and hunt together. While they mostly keep to the sea, sometimes they venture near the shore or very occasionally crawl on land for their own means. They may be responsible for stolen fishermen's goods and some disappearances under mysterious circumstances...

With the exception of Formaggio and Sorbet (thresher shark and blacktip reef shark respectively), they aren't specific species of fish. Some of them take inspiration from certain kinds, but not directly based off them.

Some more specific lore tidbits under cut!

~ Like all merfolk, they use a lot of body language and sounds to communicate alongside speech. ~ Their base is an underwater cave and the small surrounding area which includes rocks and kelp that obscures the entrance from overhead. ~ They use teamwork to hunt together, and certain mers will work with others depending on the prey they're tackling.

~ Sorbet and Gelato live together and go everywhere with each other. They are very affectionate, and have certain calls and gestures that they use just for each other. ~ They intertwine their tails with each other when they're snuggling. ~ Gelato's markings help him blend in with kelp when he's hunting.

~ Formaggio's top is a pilfered fishing net. ~ He's a very good hunter, but he also steals fish from fishermen.

~ Illuso's scales are very shiny, almost reflective.

~ Prosciutto can change colours! While he usually sticks to darker tones, his colours will become more vibrant when he's really emotional or like the second picture, which is like a threat display. The markings that resemble The Grateful Dead's eyes pulse and shift, which can be disorientating to look at.

~ Pesci and Prosciutto have a special bond, and they live together and stick together even when they're not with the others.

~ Ghiaccio is a very speedy swimmer and efficient hunter. ~ In certain light, his scales have a certain sheen to them that make them look frosty.

~ Melone is very thin and flexible, so he can get in places that the others can't. When he's not out swimming with the others, he can be found lurking in dark places and sneaking around shipwrecks. ~ He's bioluminescent! He can control it at will, so he can flash signals to the others or just light up dark areas. ~ He likes to study other mers, observing their behaviour and trying to figure out what makes them tick. He also observes humans, and may follow ones he finds fascinating to figure their mind out.

~ Although he's more of a fish, Risotto can change colours like an octopus. He doesn't use it for expression very often and sticks to his "default" colours. He uses it more for camouflage.

[ghiacciowife]

Does mer risotto crawl like melone?

only when he wants to appear threatening

[zippers-flowers-and-wine]

ooh! if la squadra are also mers i can imagine ghiaccio being an arctic mer adapted to the cold oceans, while risotto is a deep sea mer whose black eyes are adapted to the dark but are sensitive to light.

So I had an idea about arctic mers, and it’s basically just selkies — big and chonky leopard seal mers

Unfortunately, I think that for Ghiaccio to be both part of Risotto’s team and an arctic mer, it would place them farther from the sort of ambiguous place that MCRAC is taking place, but I SEE what you’re putting down, I am PERCEIVING.

All I know about La Squadraatm is that Illuso and Risotto both have bioluminescence, Melone has really long and feathery fins, and Prosciutto’s mer-half is covered in false eye markings.

[reclusiverisottonero]

I’ve been slowly moving some stuff over to my Ao3 account, starting with some ficlets I wrote last year and a few trade pieces I’ve done recently. I know theres a mer!Risotto smut floating around on here I’m going to add soon too. If that interest’s you and you’re not subbed to me on Ao3 yet, consider doing so!

I’m pushing my Ao3 because over there I will never delete anything I publish. Unlike a tumblr where fic on here can be lost if it’s deactivated for any reason, ao3 keeps fics up indefinitely.

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Okay, so you know that merfolk poacher idea?

I was thinking that Pesci and Prosciutto could be part of La Squadra's pirate crew!

(Ghiaccio and Risotto are mers and can walk on land because Seawitch Dio is a bro....... to anyone who got the doubloons)

Pesci and Prosciutto are pretty bad at capturing merfolk... unless one of them is easily swayed by land dweller treats. (Tippy)

But when they capture him, they're not sure what to do with him.... and he's very squirmy and slippery. *bloop!* back into the water

Then they end up capturing him a second time and they brought a net.

Van-eel-a is enraged and we get to see Finding Tippy in a theater near you-

[the-illiterate-pirate]

oneshot idea: merman Risotto being held captive in an aquarium and meeting someone who wants to set him free back to the ocean

Okay, love this idea. As you may already know I don't have requests open, but I'm seriously thinking about writing something for this, it's so cute!

Let me leave you an idea of what kind of mer I see Risotto being. It's hard to not chose another shark species, but I think the banded sea krait will do just fine for him!

[linglinginjapan]

Fikk endelig skaffet meg ny-sykkelen! Hadde egentlig lyst på en hvit èn, men de hadde bare blå inne på lager med rett ratt (ikke bøyd type), i den modellen jeg ville ha. Har sendt inn kvitteringen, bilde og forklaring til forsikringsselskapet, så håper på at de dekker kostnadene. Sykkelens pris var ikke så ille; 2100 Norske kroner omtrent.

Dagens Matlaging: Suppe, Risotto med ost og kaffe gele. Ble mye mer inkludert i dag så det var veldig gøy. Maten smakte også kjempegodt, spesielt risottoen, selv om den druknet i parmesan.

Fikk også lov til å ta bilde av dem i dag.

Dessert jeg fikk fra Teklubben i dag! Vet ikke hva det er men det smakte så godt.

やった新しい自転車買った！これからもっと長く眠れるよ～

[abbacchiosbelt]

merman risotto would be part orca

wayyy back when i wrote a mer!risotto fic i can't remember if i had a certain sea creature in mind, but orca makes a lot of sense!

[theclockworkkidart]

(JJBA Mer AU) Mer Prosciutto taking on an intruder. His tail eyes only open to intimidate, often scaring off would be attackers or at least stunning them. Risotto makes the spears and weapons for his pod to use, seen here. Prosciutto is also a formidable opponent on his own, despite being smaller than Risotto. He’s ruthless.

Territory disputes are common in the sea, the King having given his assassins a good area with plenty of fish. His guards already have the castle which is considered more luxurious so his assassins have to deal with intruders on their territory like any other pod. Unfortunately for attackers they often underestimate why they’re assassins, thinking they can take on this pod of strange looking mers.