#proscuitto the pirate

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Okay, so you know that merfolk poacher idea?

I was thinking that Pesci and Prosciutto could be part of La Squadra's pirate crew!

(Ghiaccio and Risotto are mers and can walk on land because Seawitch Dio is a bro....... to anyone who got the doubloons)

Pesci and Prosciutto are pretty bad at capturing merfolk... unless one of them is easily swayed by land dweller treats. (Tippy)

But when they capture him, they're not sure what to do with him.... and he's very squirmy and slippery. *bloop!* back into the water

Then they end up capturing him a second time and they brought a net.

Van-eel-a is enraged and we get to see Finding Tippy in a theater near you-

[sixclawsdragon]

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Fiore Corretto (part 5)

Corretto is an assassin who gets involved with Giorno & co several years post-part 5 canon. His stand, Genesis can transform non-living things (no ref for Genesis bc I haven’t commissioned any art of it). I ship him with Mista. He and Narancia play video games together (and cause trouble).

Ridley Seward (part 3)

Ridley is a high schooler who runs into Dio on a field trip in Cairo and gets fleshbudded. When the crusaders defeat him and pull it out, he joins them. He’s a replacement for the fake boat captain and Dark Blue Moon (but I’ve named his version of the stand Cobalt Moon, to avoid confusion). He’s a little nervous, but he does his best. He learns to read tarot cards from Avdol, and grows to be close friends with Kakyoin and Jotaro since they’re around the same age.

Carina Piselli (part 5)

Carina is a cat burglar who gets caught trying to steal from La Squadra and joins them. A little thievery helps supplement their income. Her stand, Rainbow, makes barriers. She’s especially close with Pesci and Proscuitto.

Caspian Delmar (part 3)

Cas is one of Dio’s willingly hired minions, and he works with Hol Horse because I think a cowboy & pirate pair is fun. He’s pirate themed, I just don’t have anything but a picrew yet, so you’ll have to take my word for it (or design your own pirate-y look for him).

[mai-atsumi]

Introduction/ Requests (Open)

I am Mai, a Jojo and One Piece fanfiction writer, and I'm here to tell you what to expect from my work:  1. Inconsistency- I don't usually have a defined post schedule 

2. I don't specialize in angst, and Im bad at it, but I am much better at writing fluff and smut

3. I have favourite characters, and I write about them more often

✖= Smut

❤= Fluff

★= Angst

☀= Platonic

✓=Family

☎=Sensitive content 

Warnings that apply will be in the beginning notes

Rules: 

When it comes to requesting your favourite character, you have to know what is and isn't okay

NSFW/SMUT: Only characters over 17 can be requested for NSFW. This is because if I were to write explicit content with characters under the age of 17 that would be counted as writing bout' children and I'm not cool with that

➨ Exceptions are kissing and making out for some characters (Characters that are 14 or younger obviously won't be making out with anyone) 

I also write character x character!!!

Things I refuse to write: 

Scat play (You are not 5) 

Pedophilia 

Zoophilia (And I mean a full-on ass animal like a squirrel, that's actually nasty) 

There's probably more, but I don't really want to know more than I already do

Examples of things I can and will write: 

Non-Con/Rape (Depends)

Stalking 

Human Experimentation

Ect.

Things I can do:

One Shots

Head Canons

Short stories

ect

Requests (Open): 

When giving me a request, I would appreciate it if you got specific

As the reader here's what you can request: 

Reader Pronouns: Gender Neutral Pronouns, Feminine Pronounds, Masculine Pronouns. (I do not use Neo or custom pronouns) 

Reader's Gender: Female, Male, TransFem, TransMasc, Gender Neutral/ Non-Binary

You can also ask for a gender-swapped character (Ex: Female Joseph Joestar, Male Nami) 

Relationship: You can request to have a history with your requested character. (Ex: Avdol's girlfriend, Smokey's best friend, Bruno's older sister, Luffy's sister, Smoker's rival, ect) 

Plot: If you have a specific prompt or idea, like the plot or storyline please say so. (Ex: Proscuttio and Pesci go out on a mission with Reader to kill a politician who is hosting a ball and Pesci and Proscuitto fight over who gets to dance with Reader) (Ex. Reader is sick and Lisa Lisa is taking care of her,) (Ex. Ace meets an old crewmember from the spade pirates and falls in love)

Writing style: Poetry, Novel, etc 

Multiple characters

Alternate Timeline/universe: The Twilight thing where everyone is either alpha, beta, or omega, Modern timeline, School Au, Ect. 

Example of a request: 

Cherryberrylady: Heyyy Mai! (>_<) Can you write an Annasui x Reader? Like, I really want it to be like, Annasui is stalking Reader a little, like putting cameras in her house type stalking, and in her car too maybe. and like Reader is going home and Anasui is watching them thru the cameras and Annasui like, watches them masturbate..? and he hears them moaning his name. (づ￣ ³￣)づ  Its okay if you don't want to tho!!! Also maybe end it where Annasui talks to Reader the next day and asks them out. ( ﾟヮﾟ) Also!! when it comes to the reader can you make their pronouns gender-neutral? 

Mai-Atsumi: Of course, and your request was so greatly written- Only the best of the best could've made such a perfect request... Or

Numberoneacecocksucker: Hey Mai, can I ask for a pre-timeskip Ace x reader where the reader is a member of the Whitebeard Pirates as Thatch's younger sister and Thatch doesn't want Ace to go after his sister but Marco also likes reader to? Make sure its Female gender/pronouns please! Mai-Atsumi: Sure thing! Ill get to it right now! Right after I finish my other request!

[icollectyoursins]

Pesci General Headcanons

Have a character, but no idea? Prompt list here!

Looking for more? Master post here!

WARNINGS: None

Word Count: 840

Okay, this one is kind of basic because… Well his name, but I like to imagine he loves fish. Like. Has 3 tanks in his mess of a room full of colourful boys and gals. He has 1 bright blue betta fish in a 10 gallon. His name is Buble and he will fight anything. He has a few small crabs in a 20. No one knows where he got them or what kind they are, but they seem happy and they’re not getting any bigger so… it’s fine, right? And finally he has a gourami pair in another 20 gallon.

He also loves cats. He actually brought a poor stray home once and hid it in his room until Risotto came by one day, saw the cat, saw Pesci with his leftover food and just sighed. He really didn’t want to tell Pesci he couldn’t keep it, but they couldn’t afford to take care of another animal. Pesci understood, but was deeply heartbroken. He asked Risotto to not tell everyone else because he didn’t want to feel judged and Ris was just too tired to care, so he didn’t.

Proscuitto and Pesci are actually cousins as opposed to brothers, but they were raised by Proscuitto’s mom and dad after Pesci’s weren’t able to take care of him. They’re basically brothers, which is why he calls him ‘bro.’ 

Proscuitto is all about the “gangstar” lifestyle, which is why he never calls Pesci his brother in public or around La Squadra, however he calls him ‘bro’ in private and around their family which is rare, but it still makes both of them feel really nice.

Much like we see in the anime, he’s very skiddish and hesitant when fighting, but he will do it, whatever ‘it’ is. Towards when they were trying to find Trish they needed all hands on deck, so Pesci had to step up to the plate. The whole squad was honestly really impressed with how he handled the train incident (we’re operating by everybody lives, so we’ll say Bucci gang just escapes with no casualties.)

While we’re on the topic of the train episode I don’t think he was a proper member of La Squadra. I think during the whole thing about Sorbet and Gelato he was there at the table as an “introduction” to the lifestyle. They’d all met him before, sure, but he was never a part of their team. It was then that he started to get interested. I think that’s why he has so much to prove to them and himself because they thought he was weak from the getgo. That being said, Risotto tries not to give him the really terrible missions (as per Proscuitto’s request). They’re really just giving him wild goose chases or the ever so important mission of getting their coffee. Sort of like an intern.The train episode was probably his first real mission.

He picked up the word ‘bro’ from hearing Proscuitto say it when they were younger and thought it was cool because his bro is cool! Maybe bro will like me more if I spoke like this? Honestly, Proscuitto thought it was really sweet, but would never say so to anyone.

He’s very forgetful. Like. ADHD brain kind of forgetful. Sets something down somewhere and then turns around and suddenly it’s gone. Sometimes it’s either Illuso or Formaggio playing a prank.

I think he has ADHD. Can’t explain it, just do.

He really quite observant. People have been hiding things from him for years and he’s gotten good at picking up on what it is. I mean, he instantly noticed that the nail polish on the fingers from the Sorbet and Gelato episode belonged to them and that they wore the same kind.

Besides Proscuitto, he gets along the best with Sorbet and Gelato. They were the nicest to him and tried to show him how to do things here and there.

He’s very book smart and good at retaining weird, seemingly useless facts, but not facts about life. He relies on Prosciutto to take care of them for the most part.

He cannot, for the life of him, figure out how so much rage can fit inside such a small person like Ghiaccio. He’s an anomaly to him.

He loves fantasy novels a lot. Especially the Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones (first book came out in 96, I checked.) It’s a sort of escape for him (like with a lot of people) and it gives him a chance to feel more powerful than he actually is.

That being said, I think he’s written bits of a book. Nothing he would let anyone else read, but he thinks they’re good and he hopes to get them out in the world one day.

He and Proscuitto both have baby pictures of them together on halloween and they will not share them with anyone! But, they are very cute. (Proscuitto dressed up as a prince/princess, no one could really tell and Pesci was a pirate)

[agileo-101]

Assasins X Babbies - grown-up addition

Budino - Risotto actually wanted his son to have a normal life, Ghiaccio agreed. So they never involved their son in the “family business”. Budino truly had great childhood and can only recall happy memories.

Pancetta - Because Proscuitto is proud of being a La Squadra, he had never felt ashame of hiding such fact. He brought her up being quite informative of what he does. When Pancetta was old enough, she decided to be an official member of the hitmen group and went on transitioning. His work partner is Specchio.

Specchio - again, both of his fathers brought him up as La Squadra. And Probably has the most dangerous standability “Pirate ship Noa”, Specchio can shrink dimensions and can easily transport them. He had a crush on Pancetta since childhood, and his transition won’t stop Specchio from feeling the puppy love.

Granita- Because of his frequent habit of threats and blackmailing, he couldn’t work for the banks. However, he is still very talented in dealing with money and winds up working for “Uncle Risotto”

Sirena: Because of her father’s overprotectiveness, Sirena never even find out what kind of job her parents do. Instead, Squalo and Tiziano had focused Sirena on her vocal training. Now, she is a famous opera singer. Squalo’s nightmare did came true because he is now going to be in-laws with Cioccolata and Secco.

Caramello and Morbido: Whelp, Karma had another way with dealing with Cioccolata. Although both of the sons have great potential becoming a serial killer, they never become one. Falling in love with Sirena had made Caramello stay on a straight path. Works hard to make Sirena happy. Meanwhile, Morbido suffered an incident as a child. He was kidnapped and then got rescued (this cause Secco and Cioccolata to retire early to protect the children, Cioccolata no longer goes on killing spree. instead, he offers medical service to the Passione). After recovering from trauma, Morbido trusts animal more than people. He had gained natural knowledge of how criminals think and behave. Then somehow becomes a consultant for the police force. Although Morbido likes to be left alone (aside from his family, he loves them) a hot ice skater had been pursuing him.

[tedallen]

Quick! Youre on chopped, the basket ingredients are

Proscuitto, pirate berry cereal, smoked white cheddar, and nyquil. What do you make?

[bjgaulton]

Pirate 'n' Pizza by Blair Gaulton

Pirate ‘n’ Pizza by Blair Gaulton

Pirate ‘n’ Pizza

Primal pirate prefers plundering pretzeled pepperoni proscuitto pepper potato parmesan pizza

(C)BJG(Blair Gaulton)June 2020

[otelmarie-blog]

my top songs for 2017

i listen to a lot, lot of music and this is a list of songs i enjoyed listening to for the past year. music can bring you to different dimensions while physically being on planet earth and i can align with this. i’ll embed the spotify links down so y’all can check it out and have a mini rave session with me (even though some aren’t rave worthy LOL)! just click the song so it can redirect you to spotify. but if you don’t have spotify, i suggest you be an adult and surf youtube instead. 

1. moving mountains by syd

so this is from syd’s new album (i think it’s new).. i have discovered this song about a month ago or two, kinda forgot. and i’ve been loviiiing it! i always adored syd’s voice because it’s so mellow and melodious. is melodious even a term...

2. every kind of way by h.e.r.

i’ve been into h.e.r. since her volume 1 release. when you listen to this song, you may note that i’m into soft voices and soft melodies. y’all can never go wrong with h.e.r.’s songs! the lyrics are just sooo so romantic and i love it. my favorite lines are “this ain’t a dream, you’re here with me.” and “it don’t get no better than this, your kiss.”

3. stitches and burns by fra lippo lippi

learned this song from my father. he’s a huge music pumpum too, like me and i had memories of listening to a lot of old songs when i was a kid, one of it was this song. 

4. you’re the one by kaytranada

my boyfriend made me spotify playlists so i can listen to the songs he listens to. and vice versa. this song was in the first ever playlist he made for me (we weren’t together by then). kaytranada is the one who created the beats and syd is in the vocals. aaand finally, this is a song you can vibe to! or dance to. i am obssessed with this song’s chorus.

5. remember the time by michael jackson

back when i was a cute lil proscuitto, my dad bought this pirated DVD of michael jackson’s songs together with the music videos. he got me and my sibs addicted to him, we listened and danced to it everyday. this is my fave song from the Dangerous album. the beat is so catchy and i loved the music video too, with the pharoahs and their queens and ancient concepts of entertainment. it was actually funny.

6. foreplay by jalen santoy

let us not discuss the title of the song, i think it can speak for itself. i love the beats though and the french horns in the beginning. i actually don’t know if that’s a french horn or not, i kinda assumed coz it sounded like one. LOL. i like listening to this song coz it gets me so sensual. OKAAAY, MOVING ON.

7. sway by nexxthursday feat. quavo and lil yachty

you can judge me, i mean, go on. i actually learned about this song from my brother WHO IS SO INTO THIS KIND OF GENRE. i particularly enjoy this song because of the beat. ok, judge again. and i’m not familiar with the lyrics as well. but it is just sooo bangers that’s why i like it. the lyrics are mostly mumble.it’s a mumble rap i think... that’s like a genre now. 

8. i follow rivers (the magician remix) by lykke li

y’all who watched blue is the warmest color might be familiar with this song. i got it from the this french movie too. it’s the part where adele dances to it on her birthday party. i think this song kinda represents my gayness slash sexual awakening. coz i was so gay for the movie as well. 

9. neu roses (transgressor’s song) by daniel caesar

this song is soooo soooooooo good. i think i liked this because of DC’s vocals and uhh the title’s link to psychology. i have discovered daniel caesar over a year ago and i was so glad when he released this, as usual, he takes. my. breath. away.

10. the way by kehlani feat. trey songz

if you know me personally, you’d know how i am so gay for kehlani. ever since discovering this song, the original one, with chance the rapper, i have adoreeeeed her. she’s just so real and inspiring. despite her previous issues, i still admired how she was so resilient and i think that kinda counts more than her talent. it’s more of like a plus plus to me. unfortunately!!! there is no spotify link for this version of the way so the linked one is featuring chance the rapper. check out clips of kehlani’s little dances to this song too. hit me up if you’re still straight after watching.

that is all, i guess. i’ll try and blog about my top movies 2017 the next time. x