#metaphorically and literally

[yuridovewing]

okay so.

alderheart mouths off to a kittypet because he was being rude over him losing a toe. said kittypet jumps him for it, and sparkpelt rushes out to save him. you would think here that maybe alderheart has had some character development and maybe got the stick out of his ass and stops thinking that his sister breathes to spite him?

lmao of course not, he throws another hissy fit cause poor baby got emasculated.

“was she TRYING to rub it in???” she probably just doesnt want you to worry about her considering you got beat up.

how dare sparkpelt be concerned over her brother. what a selfish bitch. i bet shes only doing this for clout somehow. she CLEARLY concieved herself in squirrelflights womb alongside alderheart JUST to steal the spotlight and make him look like a pussy. what an inconsiderate bitch!

little side tangent, it’s quite interesting how sparkpelt was retconned into not wanting skyclan around and totally hating their guts and pushing for xenophobia and hatred when that 100% was not how she was in the first half of the arc. but alderheart’s own hatred for outsiders (in this case, kittypets) is consistent from book 1 to this very scene. and no one cares. because that’s “acceptable” xenophobia. its almost like the erins dont think xenophobia is all that bad actually and its kinda stupid to hone in on sparkpelt being twisted and bent into a strawman in this arc and act like shes the source of xenophobia when this whole damn series has a problem with xenophobia. sparkpelt’s xenophobia is only bad because it’s directed at the “wrong” group. and even then we’re supposed to gasp in horror with twigpaw as she gripes about how weird and bad skyclan is for the daylight warriors and leaders patrolling.

anyways back to alderheart’s tantrum. “we were so close!” oh, were you? this isnt new, youve been bitching about her being a selfish brat since book 1. you complain that she wouldnt understand your unique tortured soul, then you complain that she wants to help? and i guess the right thing to do would be letting you bite the dust. i honestly wish she did. itd be funny.

also the phone works both ways and she has a life. get a grip for fucks sake.

after this they admittedly have a nice moment where alderheart apologizes for being sensitive but it comes after spark is made to apologize for no good reason. so it hits weird. she reassures him about vague prophecy number 37384838. they have a nice chat about larksong.

and then because we need alderheart to have the ultimate w this chapter, a dog attacks sparkpelt and the medic with no training and no good fighting skills is able to epically save her life.

“omg alderheart that was so brave… youre the REAL hero…. youre so cool and awesome……….”

this would have been fine without this bullshit at the end to make alderheart win back his pride and get his sister back for emasculating him.

[mallleus]

I think a lot of things people don’t realize in the opla is that Kaya is all alone now. Her cook, her maid, and one of her butlers her family trusted, betrayed her and killed her actually loyal butler, Merry. Then usopp leaves to become a pirate.

Who does she have now? The people she could truly trust are gone. She’s alone now.

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[siickwithsadness]

Why does having a headcanon that a fictional character is lgbt piss these people off so much 😭 literally none of this is real pls go outside no one is dying bc I called Joy a fuckin lesbian

[orthodoxsoul]

A cross from Saint Elias the Prophet Greek Orthodox Church in Santa Fe, New Mexico.

[birgittesilverbae]

if tmtl is about anything it's about ransacking closets

[ofdarklands]

merry holidays over the course of this year ive seen you twice ingame (in an alliance raid and a dungeon) and both times been too shy to say hello but nonetheless got v excited. hope youre javing a peaceful day

oh my god? thank you and to you too! :') feel free to say hi if you want, but whatever's comfortable for you! have a nice day!

[oblisker]

cuz i’m always thinking abt this i need to share that fem eddie was wearing pigtails one day in kindergarten and richie came up behind her and pulled them and then introduced herself while bill stood in the background awkwardly. a lot of things went down

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

sneeg and charlie who are out for fucking BLOOD everytime they fight

[jamminvroomvroom]

no bc questioning a journalists impartiality for just doing their job, while your team is literally under investigation is actually disgusting. christian’s right about one thing, people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. take ur own fucking advice. classic redbull, crumbling and getting their back up every time there’s a teeny tiny bit of pressure.

[alphabetblue]

do i. do i tell my therapist about how sad i am over not getting to hear 27 live. do i. i see him in like 7hrs so i have 7hrs to reconsider. patrick pete joe andy why would u all do that to me, personally

[marblearkz]

put me in the temple with a copy of demon days by the gorillaz and a joint. ill get everybody out of the temple, the closet, and the military.

[welcometogrouchland]

Words cannot express how much I love the Gloucester brothers from King Lear

[toaster-boi]

Phantom Racer by TWRP is so special to me yes i do love going fast and wrecking shit with vehicles through perfect movement and pacing. perfect music for racing games by design

[curlyhairedintrovertsworld]

fourth grade yearbook photo me? i don't know her. she is divine, stunning, born to smile. i on the other hand? will NEVER be that glorious again. only in heaven will i ever be able to match her superiority

[chloesimaginationthings]

Abby has another great FNAF lore question for Michael,,