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amtrak-official · 1 year
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Richard Nixon can suck my big fat cock, we are selling meth on amtrak trains whether him and his genocidal corpse agree with it or not
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myreygn · 5 months
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modern au dad askeladd except he's not an actual dad but this random kid shows up to his house every day and tries to have beef over the closed food store askeladd bought and turned into an antiquarian store. turns out the food store used to be run by the kid's father until he passed away which is very sad of course but also askeladd is not gonna cooperate with some brat that borderline harasses him day by day. only that he can't call the cops because he kinda has a turbulent past and if they find out he's filling his store with stolen goods it's gonna become a huge problem. and note to destiny, the stupid kid finding out is not that great either because now he has to hear it out if he doesn't wanna go to prison and also he should probably learn the demon child's name while he's at it. shenanigans ensue.
#askeladd agrees to honor the memory of thorfinn's dad and in return thorfinn won't call the cops on him#then they fight about how the honoring should be done#askeladd doesn't want to change his entire store's image only to make sure people don't forget about the former owner#and thorfinn isn't satisfied with just a sign with his dad's name on it which is as far as askeladd is willing to go#things change when some rich jackass wants to buy every building on the street and turn the whole area into a luxury resort#now thorfinn and askeladd have to work together because thorfinn doesn't want his dad's store to vanish#and askeladd doesn’t want HIS STORE to be torn down because smuggling the stolen stuff out of town would be a pain#(also affordable houses with basements big enough to keep the meth laboratory running are rare these days)#(also also thorfinn learns some kind of martial art in the dojo across the street which is whatever but the coach is really nice)#(like. REALLY nice.)#(with a nice voice and a nice face and nice muscles and as if that wasn't enough he makes a kickass apple pie)#“bjorn is single btw” - “shut up thorfinn” - “i'm trying to help” - “go bother your twink why dontcha”#yeah thorfinn actually manages to make friends with the son of that asshole that tries to get their houses#great for the brat of course but now askeladd has to deal with a snobbish teen criticizing his cooking#not to mention the nosey nanny slash accountant the rich idiot hired to keep his twink son entertained who's very curious about the basement#he also knows a lot about modern art which. not great. well great for him but not for askeladd.#anyway tldr#askeladd has to save a street while trying to raise two boys that aren't his not falling in love and keeping ragnar out of the meth basement#thorkell is the construction worker hanging around and refusing to do his job until sven pays him quadruple the original agreement#vinland saga#bjornskeladd#thornute#ragnar and thorkell are also there#and sven but no one wants him to
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Damian: Drake, what are you doing?
Tim: I’m, uh, cooking.
Damian: You cook?
Tim: Yes, I cook. I like to eat, too.
Damian: Why is it bubbling like that?
Tim: Well that’s because it’s—
Jason: It’s drugs.
Tim: What??
Damian: 👀
Jason: Hardcore drugs.
Tim: It is NOT.
Damian: I had no idea you were engaged in the preparation of narcotics, Drake. I’m sure Father will be most displeased to hear about this.
Tim: This is just—rice water. I’m making rice water. FOR MY HAIR.
Damian: The idea of you putting a single iota of concern into your appearance is much less believable than you deciding to—what was it Brown said the other day?—make like Walter White and sell meth.
Tim: This isn’t even how you prepare meth!
Damian: And how would you know?
Jason: Go tell Bruce, Dami. I’ll keep an eye on Tim so he can’t destroy the evidence.
Damian: Excellent idea, Todd.
Tim: This is a ridiculous waste of everyone’s time. Just let me go back to my rice water.
Jason: Better drink it up before Bruce gets here.
Tim: What did I do to you to deserve this?
Jason: Remember that time you bleached my hair so I could be, and I quote, “a white haired anime man”?
Tim: You agreed to that!
Jason: I WAS BRIBED
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felixschokehold · 1 year
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Look, all I'm saying is that the fact SMeyer's version of vampires, who can see an extra color than the human eye, can't be intoxicated by anything is a massive misfortune.
Could you imagine how amazing everything would look while tripping? With that crisp clear eyesight and extra color?
Blasphemy.
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letsgethaunted · 1 year
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Aimo Koivunen's Nazi Meth-Fueled Survival Saga
In April of 1944, Finnish ski patrol soldier Aimo Koivunen was fleeing an attack from Soviets when he accidentally overdosed on a ration of Pervitin (Nazi Meth pills) large enough for his entire squad. In the meth-fueled chaos that ensued, Aimo became lost while high for two weeks in the Arctic Circle with no food, ammunition, or any idea of his location. Somehow he survived, and we have all the haunted details! Join Nat and Aly in their quest to find out: Meth Good?
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cutterdirk · 1 year
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Oh my goooddd that gave me another idea,,, karkat being handcuffed and riding Bro's face,,, his legs shaking and just being so desperate through the pain of overstim and bro is just having the time of his life <33
that’s SOOOOO fucking true. bro would love tying him up/cuffing him/putting him in collars n stuff bc obvi (haha funny puppet and control motif)
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little-tunny · 11 months
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My cat had dental surgery done cause she was so starved and neglected before I got her that her teeth rotted before she was even 3 years old! While I was waiting, I was telling her entire saga to a teary-eyed vet tech, how my cat died and just before his birthday would've been she showed up on my porch pregnant and starving, how she was locked in a shed with 30 other cats, how their kittens were born in a pile of beer cans, how the shed was burned down by a meth head, how I stole every cat behind my hoarder neighbor's back... And when I got home I realized the entire time I was wearing a t-shirt I made depicting the incident. Did she notice? Will it plague her memories for years to come? I may never know...
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missrayon · 6 months
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hi... u shared your favorite lou reed facts.. do u have favorite beasties facts
omg I would have to think about this because I definitely do. how much is crazy adrock armchair psychoanalysis I wonder. well I think it's very sweet that adrock was a fan before he joined the band. when he said he used to see them around and think they were the kinds of people he wanted to be friends with... 😵‍💫. we all know they were a hardcore band but I love telling people that. and they played with reagan youth 🫶. I love that they "discovered" ll cool j and public enemy literally built def jam only to be screwed over so heartlessly. the way rick rubin was convinced that adrock was the star and russell simmons was convinced that mca was the star and no one gave a fuck about mike d calling him "the one who sounds like he has to try" and tried to get them to kick him out of the group. I'm haunted by their slapstick horror comedy film that never came to fruition. what they were gonna call licensed to ill. they're banned from performing in china and anyone who played their tibetan freedom concerts is also banned from performing in china. I love that there is no record of their alleged british airways lawsuit like okay myth building. we know I'm obsessed with the fact that adrock met liam gallagher during the doomed meth trip. and we know how personal opening for madonna on her virgin tour is to me. yauch vehemently denying that he made out with her and then a few years ago she changed her previous claim and said it was actually adrock. it's been said that mca threw the beer can at that fan in liverpool and ad whammy took the fall. I love that adrock auditioned for oliver stone's the doors... who was he reading for we can only wonder... I love that yauch is like actually a filmmaking pioneer inventing angles and shit. and who doesn't love their general paul's boutique antics. wearing vintage women's clothes blowing so much money that their label decides they're not gonna promote the album at all after their extravagant launch party for it. when they told blur to fuck off. the missing hydraulic penis. the ione skye saga. when they broke up and adrock left to be an actor claiming he watches the films of kenneth anger "all the time". sued by the beatles. are these really facts or just incidents I think are funny. world's vilest pop group ❤️
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souryogurt64 · 2 years
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Who is Azalea Banks (from that Bert McCracken meme)? I'm sure I could google her but I feel like asking you will be more interesting
she is a rapper who has insane fights with a ton of other celebrities and says very unhinged and offensive things i am not repeating. she also like went over to grimes’ house for something she said might have been a threesome with elon musk and then grimes just left her there for days and she was just living in the empty house hinterkaifeck style ??? and she aired the whole thing on twitter
bert mccracken also says and does unhinged things (though albeit just incredibly sexually extreme, not bigoted to my knowledge) after he and gerard got in a fight bert was showing up to mcr concerts with a megaphone yelling god knows what and he was saying one of his songs was about, ehrm, how “sweet and tasty gerards asshole is.” he also like got called cauliflower dick by his bandmates due to alleged stds and someone on the osbourne show also called him std ridden in like a more offensive way. he dated kelly osbourne and dita von teese as like a 19-20 year old only semi well known alt rocker addicted to meth that picked his nose in public so clearly the dick must be insane
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ruthytwoshakes · 1 year
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Updates on the trying-to-watch-emesis-blue saga
tried watching emesis blue and immediately got distracted and ended up binge watching scene queen until I came back to reality and remembered what I was trying to do,, unmedicated adhd is wild
once I get my meth it’s over for you bitches
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kwebtv · 2 years
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Estelle Louise Fletcher (July 22, 1934 – September 23, 2022) Film and television actress who portrayed Nurse Ratched in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975), which earned her an Academy Award for Best Actress, a BAFTA Award, and a Golden Globe Award. She also had a recurring role as the Bajoran religious leader Kai Winn Adami in the television series Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993–99), as well as the role of Helen Rosemond in the movie Cruel Intentions (1999). She was nominated for two Emmy Awards for her roles in the television series Picket Fences (1996) and Joan of Arcadia (2004). Her final role was as Rosie in the Netflix series Girlboss.
Fletcher began appearing in several television series including Lawman (1958) and Maverick (1959). (The Maverick episode "The Saga of Waco Williams" with James Garner was the series' highest-rated episode.) Also in 1959, she appeared in the second episode of the original Untouchables TV series starring Robert Stack, "Ma Barker and Her Boys", as Elouise. Fletcher recalled having greater success being cast in Westerns due to her height. 
In 1960, Fletcher made two guest appearances on Perry Mason, as defendant Gladys Doyle in "The Case of the Mythical Monkeys", and as Susan Connolly in "The Case of the Larcenous Lady". In the summer of 1960, she was cast as Roberta McConnell in the episode "The Bounty Hunter" of Tate, starring David McLean.
Fletcher co-starred in TV movies such as The Karen Carpenter Story (1989) (as Karen and Richard Carpenter's mother, Agnes), Nightmare on the 13th Floor (1990), The Haunting of Seacliff Inn (1994), and The Stepford Husbands (1996). From 1993 to 1999, she held a recurring role in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine as the scheming Bajoran religious leader Kai Winn Adami. She also earned Emmy Award nominations for her guest roles on Picket Fences (1996), and later on Joan of Arcadia (2004).  In 2009, Fletcher appeared in Heroes as the physician mother of character Emma Coolidge. In 2011 and 2012, she appeared on four episodes of Shameless as Grammy Gallagher, Frank Gallagher's foul-mouthed and hard-living mother, who is serving a prison sentence for manslaughter related to a meth lab explosion. She portrayed the recurring role of Rosie on the series Girlboss (2017).  (Wikipedia)
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amtrak-official · 1 year
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Oh yeah the Pacific Northwest is getting new trains or something, the meth is what is really exciting though
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menkoy · 2 years
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dbz cell saga AU where chichi finds out about goku's heart issues, is worried how the family will survive when he's dead, and starts cooking meth
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ahmedrezk2023199655 · 4 months
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Dive into the meth empire saga. #BreakingBadFans #StreamNow https://br-ba.net/
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aihobonickels · 10 months
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#330 HEISENBERG'S BLUE METH OBSESSED
Heisenberg cooked meth, blue and pure,
INTJ mind, cunning allure.
Addicted to his own dope,
Obsession led to loss of hope.
From teacher to kingpin's reign,
His power trip, a tragic bane.
 ABQ town, Heisenberg reigned, His blue meth art, the world was pained. INTJ mind, so shrewd and keen, Cooking brilliance, unseen.
Obsessed with power and the blue, His own supply, he'd often chew. Money, ego, both did swell, Till his life became a living hell.
Down in New Mexico Heisenberg reigned,
From murder to mayhem, his path stained.
A crooked lawyer, SAL GOODMAN aka "ITS ALL GOOD MAN,"
in his twisted plan.
A wife fed up, a son on a crutch,
Family strife, it was all too much.
Best friend Jesse, Mr. Cook,
Through thick and thin, they never shook.
Gus the chicken man, calm facade,
Cross him once, face vengeance broad.
Brother-in-law, sharp and tough,
Against Salamanca twins, he fucked them up.
Addiction's grip, a deadly high,
Chasing his own ass, a sad goodbye.
Addiction grew, his health did fade, Yet Heisenberg, he still displayed. A tragic tale of rise and fall, The mighty king, now lost it all.
Remember Walter's wild crusade, In 250 tweets, his saga's laid. A lesson learned from his descent, Too much power, one can't prevent!
Walter white one tuff son of a bitch in just a 2 year and couple of days, Heisenberg  outs those bastard Nazis and went out in a blaze.
taken them out , oh what a plan, but that was the day of his very  last stand.
R.I.P. Heisenberg and all that blue , but don't fret you have on hell of a following ,
that you FUCKING do!
#Heisenberg #BreakingBad #BlueMethMasters
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letsgethaunted · 1 year
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Episode 108: Aimo Koivunen's Nazi Meth-Fueled Survival Saga Photodump
Image 01-02: Aimo Koivunen was a Finnish ski patrol soldier in a Nazi-Occupied Finland during WW2. Image 03: During WW2, Finland was constantly staving off attacks by Soviet Russia while under Nazi occupation. Eventually, Finland would join the Allied forces to fight Germany; however, Finland’s location between the Nazis and Soviets forced a strategic hand. Image 04-06: In April of 1944, Aimo was serving on ski patrol in Soviet territory. Ski warfare was extremely difficult as it required combat skills, cold weather survival knowledge, and expert skiing. Fun fact: the modern biathlon was modeled on ski warfare during WW2. Image 07-08: Aimo’s ski patrol squad was fleeing an attack from Soviets when he accidentally overdosed on a ration of Pervitin (Nazi Meth pills) large enough for his entire squad. Pervitin was distributed to Nazi soldiers as a “perfect war drug” which would help soldiers act quickly and energetically under the pressures of combat. Image 09: Hitler was rumored to have taken Pervitin regularly. Some report that he was injected with the drug intravenously. This video depicts Hitler at the 1936 Olympics- what do you think? Image 10: Aimo woke up from his meth overdose to find himself alone and lost (and still very high) in the Arctic Circle with no food, no ammunition, and no maps. Miraculously, Aimo survived and wrote about his experience in a magazine. Some believe that Aimo tapped into some sort of supernatural power or accessed another realm during his high, others believe it was just dumb luck. His story took 2nd place. He lived to be 71 years old. What do you guys think of this story? What is the craziest thing you learned this episode? Could you survive in Aimo’s place?
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