mickey mouse says: BOB IGER DOES NOT LITERALLY SUCK COCK THE TERM HERE IS USED AS A FIGURATIVE EXPRESSION OF DISTAIN AND NOT A LITERAL ACCUSATION, NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH SUCKING COCK FOR THE RECORD
just a random thing bc i am pretty sure ppl have thought so before:
mickey and mortimer are not brothers. mickey and oswald are brothers.
like stfu
shipping mickey and mortimer is okay but NOT mickey and oswald
GET IT THROUGH UR FOOKIN HEADS
inc3st bad p3dophilia bad z0ophilia bad
gay good straight good trans good
easy peasy
as a mortimick shipper (otp btw) i personally want to find the locations of those who say mick n mort are brothers bc YOU’RE ONLY SAYING THAT CUZ UR HOMOPHOBIC like STFU if you don’t like the ship just say you don’t like it stfu jsdghrh3dnn don’t make up false information to get a kick outta ppl
if you ship mick n oz without knowing they’re canonically siblings (canonically) then learn and realize that’s bad
if you ship them KNOWING they’re brothers then, disrespectfully, get the hell out 😀👉🚪/srs/neg
thank you for coming to my ted talk
p.s.
don’t get mickey and oswald confused how the hell-
look at this shit
how the actual hell do you get these confused with each other
yes they’re brothers and they look a little similar but oswald is a RABBIT with LONG RABBIT EARS and mickey is a MOUSE with ROUND MOUSE EARS
I hate it when people call the Walt Disney Corporation "the mouse."
No. Leave Mickey out of this.
Mickey has always been and always would be on our side. He supports the people around him unconditionally. He loves "evil" people, and his enemies, despite being a bit of a trickster and knowing when not to pull his punches. He's determined to help. He always looks for the bright side of things. He is a ray of sunshine in a dark and horrible world.
He was made in the 1920's and became such a popular figure in the 1930's because of the Great Depression, when people looked up to him to make them laugh and bring joy back in their lives. And he did that. There is a very likely chance that Mickey saved real people in the real world just be showing up and being himself, something corporate Disney would NEVER do.
Even when fighting Pete or the Beagle Boys, even if he doesn't pull his punches, he always shows understanding and compassion towards them if the situation calls for it and he's able. He always prioritizes the safety and well-being of his actual friends, but he has never, EVER told someone they didn't deserve love, or support, or unconditional acceptance.
Mickey is on our side. Don't group him in with homophobic, transphobic, bigoted corporate Disney. He's better than that.
If youre an artist and you made some sort of mickey mouse or oswald the lucky rabbit merch please reblog this post with links to your shop, even if it has one thing
Cmon it's not every year a giant multi bilionar corporation that has a monopoly on almost everything in the entertaiment industry loses their face and at the same time makes him reunite with his Brother after almost a decade and a half
CMON IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE IT'S YOUR YEAR
SHOW OFF YOUR MERCH RIGHT NOW TO FLIP OFF DISNEY AND TO PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK! and so I can buy it
one thing i wont ever get is people being attracted to fictional characters. and before youre all "yellow are you aro/ace???" NO im fine with real people but as soon as its someone fictional or a famous celebrity my brain just doesn't care about them in that way. when i love a character a lot its either the way you love your child or the way you love a bacterial culture you've been growing in a lab for several months, alternatively theres also love-hate where its the love and fascination you have when you see one of those test cars driving into a wall and getting absolutely destroyed
I just started playin epic mickey for the first time (I thought I'd played it before but idk if I ever managed to get that far in wo my brother wantin to play ( he basically just wanted to watch me play it a la lets play style) that stupid princess game
Soooo lets get this shit on the road like I did for batdr
- mickey you dick
- its nice for a tutorial where you can actually die in I've not got one of those in a while n its nice to know that 'don't step in the green stuff' actual means go ahead n jump in it if you like but it ain't gonna be good for you
- OSWALD :D
- oooooh the art style for those cut scenes are fuckin amazin! its kinda a lil grainy like its all been draw in by pencil with a couple stray strokes here n there its so cool!
- so I'm basically doin the same shit the guy from who framed roger rabbit did? ( this one came from my dad since he was in the room doin work cause we'd meant to play em2 cause its a 2 player but it wouldn't start)
- gettin some major undertale vibes from the paint to befriend, thinner to kill thing so far
- holy fuck that projector-travel-platformer is so cool, especially with the edges of the film reel at the side of the screen, would've been cooler if it had the same 2d effect the cut scenes had goin on to really tie the old cartoon vibe together cause mockey kinda stands out in the wii-3d-graphic way
- welp. . .geuss helpin those trapped guys really was useful after all
- all the references to Alice's adventures in wonderland/alice through the looking glass have been real neat so far, like the but at the first cut scene (which given that its happening in the the 'real world makes scence that its the typical style that the rest of the game is in) n the fact that you're followin a rabbit deeper n deeper into this world is super cool!
I'm glad people aren't just doing the easy "make Mickey say fuck" joke. There's been a lot of cool art being posted. It's really making me think about the power of the public domain.