#mickey; head canons

[musemuseum]

Muses within the 2SLGBTQI+ community:

Bisexual 2/?

Juliet Diaz (preference for women)

Kash Peterson

Kingston Valynwood

Lex Murphy

Loyal Branson

Mara Kelley

Marrick DeLuca

Mickey Burke

Morgana Rosenfield

Naomi Martin

Oakley Marks

October Cromwell

Oliver Cress

Oscar Spears

Pandora Presley

Queenie Kirkland

Quincy Grimm

Rebecca Mycroft

Riddle Day (preference for women)

Shepard Groves

Sirius Breslin

Skylar Morrand

Sophie Flynn

Sylvie Matland

Valerie Minx

Vesper Hughes

Willa Hayworthe

Wren Young

Astrid Portland

Ethan Henderson

[iandarling]

Ian and Mickey playing Cards Against Humanity on their balcony

“Wanna play a game?” Ian asked as he placed the beers down on the table

“Is that a fucking Saw reference, cuz you know I’m into kink but even that’s a little too much for me, man”

Laughing, Ian said “No, it’s a card game- but no, shush, listen! You will like this game, the whole point is to try and be as offensive and rude as possible” He put the box down with the title facing Mickey who did not look happy at the concept of a card game

“Played enough cards inside, man”

“I’m telling you, this is different. Just give it a try ok?”

🖤🧡🖤🧡

“So we each get 7 white cards that will have answers to the questions on the black cards, got it?” Ian started dealing the cards while Mickey looked through the black cards.

Hearing his husband laughing over the prompts on the cards made Ian smile, “what?”

“It says (blank, but not in a gay way) So what, now I look at the white cards and find the fucking answer of whatever” Mickey sipped his beer.

“Yup, the more inappropriate the better. Like this, “A sad handjob, but not in a gay way. That’s pretty funny!”

“Ahh, yeah that’s a good one Red, but look what I got. Necrophilia, but not in a gay way. I fucking win, mine is way worse” Mickey was too smug for someone who just started playing the game

“I told you you would like this game, Mick”

🖤🧡🖤🧡

“Ass to mouth”

“Eating together like a family for once!”

“Dead parents”

“Making your penises kiss”

“Anal beads!!”

🖤🧡🖤🧡

“You know you can buy extra packs of more cards right, so we can get even worse answers if we want” Ian smiled as he packed the game away into its box. “I think they even got a pride version of it filled with just gay jokes”

“You’re a gay joke” Mickey said because saying that he had a great time and would love to play the game again is too sappy. “Buy it”

[felis-rach]

Well since ducktales 17 and the italian disney comics are holding me hostage, here's art for this beautiful ship (more ramblings in tags)

[teddybeartoji]

no bc thinking about my prince!gojo and knight!reader again (as always)

how satoru has only been taught soft touches - like a real prince; and that's why he likes the action and the violence so much

but how the reader has only ever been taught violence and survival and that's why the real soft touches seem to burn

how even though the reader and satoru have many moments where they're touching - a helping hand, a shoulder to sleep on; these are the things a knight is supposed to offer.

satoru doesn't think about that, to him that's already real; he's a bit naive, he wants it to be real. the reader knows it isn't - this is just their job, and yet, this time it burns a little. they have offered a helping hand many times before, all without a second thought or feeling. but with him, it's now suddenly different and they don't really know why.

[sunny1927]

Hi y’all lol, sorry for the lack of art (I got the case of Covid… yayyy but don’t worry about me I’ll get better!)

But have a doodle of Donald and Mickey. On their way to their classes.

[cartoon-buffoon]

Random HC time: I don't think any actual toon would like Bendy, or at least not the normal ones.

Bendy is a character that parodies old animation characters, I don't think any normal toon would like him. Like in the crack up comics there's moments where Bendy is just a menace and although toons are known for their mischief Bendy is a straight up imp from hell, I feel like most will have a negative view towards him. The only ones who I think will actually take a liking to him are the screwball toons yet that really isn't much considering the screwballs are ya know, looney/zany. Like he'd get along with the Warners, Woody Woodpecker, maybe Daffy, all the ones who aren't just right in the head would love him. More normal ones like Mickey, Felix, Betty, Koko, Bosko, Popeye, yeah I don't think they'd really appreciate him and his antics as they aren't really endearing, they're more just troublesome. Honestly I'd go a step further and say Mickey and Oswald would specifically be disturbed by Bendy as a toon if they acknowledge the whole meta thing between his creators.

If you are uninformed in BATIM Joey Drew's and Henry Stein's relationship is a direct reference and parallel to Walt Disney's and Ub Iwerk's relationship and their entire history. Ya know, business and showman gets all the praise for making the cartoon whilst the hard working man effectively gets left in the background. Like imagine meeting some sorta alternate universe version of yourself that didn't have any of your virtuous traits as you and was just a nuisance. Not only that but his creators are also a parody of your own. Yeah I feel like Mickey would TRY to get along with Bendy yet still be borderline disturbed at the fact that there's a cruel joke of him prancing about, and I don't think Oswald would want anything to do with at all. Taking it one step further: if you brought up the ink demon aspect of Bendy's character and the whole "abandoned by creator" thing Oswald would downright DESPISE Bendy. Oswald still holds Walt close to him, he's mad and bitter about Mickey replacing him yet the statue in Epic Mickey clearly shows oh no he definitely still loves his creator, meanwhile Bendy was ya know locked up and grew to despise his creator and although granted the ink demon kinda had a valid reason to grow hateful and evil—I still feel like Ozzie wouldn't/couldn't fathom the idea of hating the person who created you.

This isn't a diss at toon Bendy either btw. The character strikes me as the type to only have few close friends because only a select few can put up with him. For the uninitiated Bendy would be absolutely annoying and most would hate him however obviously Boris and Alice already know his deal and it's why they're close friends with him because they already know what to expect and are used to it. Those who aren't used to him would absolutely hate him though and that's my firm belief.

[your-local-grinning-cat]

*blinks*

I fell asleep with my head in a teapot while looking for my stripes and I woke up and there are so many of you now!

It’s like when @floydleechrp’s tsum sneezed and his minis had minis. So many mini minis! 😵‍💫

But the mini minis are mini enough to be mice-like and I like chasing mice… 😼

Maybe we should call them mini mice? And the main mini Minnie Mouse?

….

Nyaaaaaaahhhhhh that sounds stupid 😹😉

Plus they’re not really mice, they’re eels. Though the mini minis, the mini, AND Floyd are not eel shaped as far as I know… 🤔

BUT HEY!

I FOUND MY RIGHT STRIPES IN THE TEAPOT GUYS!!!!! 🫖

Everything is right in the world 🥹

[takeyourpillsbitchh]

Spicy headcanons 🌶️🔥

Here are my NSFW headcanon answers based on this post from @gallavich-headcanon , I know these were meant for people to send to our inbox but I really wanted to answer them 🥺💜

Part 1: A-D

A. Aftercare: how do they take care of each other after sex? Do they talk? cuddle? shower? I think aftercare is pretty important to the boys. I don’t think they do it after every single little quickie. Maybe a forehead kiss, breathy smiles as they come down. But when they really get into it, intense, kinky, exploring sex, after care is essential to the both of them. I think there’s cuddling, lots of soft touching, soft praising, gentle kisses to left over bruises, massages, head scratches. One of them will go draw a bath/turn the shower on and help the other clean themselves.

B. Bareback: Do they use condoms? have they stopped? Do they prefer bareback? I think at some point, maybe, they used condoms. I don’t think it was an extended period of time that they were used and they both definitely prefer to not use them. They’re greedy, they need to feel the other in every possible way.

C. Crying: " You ever make someone cry before? from ecstasy" was it with Mickey? Have Ian cried during sex? Ian has definitely cried during sex and I think his first time crying during sex was with Mickey and even more than that I think it was probably the first time he ever bottomed with Mickey. I think he also cries when they have intensely emotional sex. And I think Mickey has made him shed his own tears if ecstasy.

D. Dirty talk: Who is more talkative during foreplay? during sex? Do they have Praising / degrading kink? I think it depends on the mood. If Mickey is feeling extra bratty he’s gonna he talking during foreplay but Ian shuts him up before the sex really begins. Mickey and Ian both have a praise kink and I think Mickey can get in a mood for some degrading but I don’t think he like it over praise. I don’t think Ian would be into the receiving end of degradation and that it probably took him some time to be able to degrade Mickey but when he finally does Mickey is absolutely feral.

[gallawitchxx]

🌶 SOUTHSIDE SPICE (AO3) 🌶

you do have really slutty knees nice legs (7/?)

[loomiskiller]

billy’s rankings of the other ghostfaces

stu: 10/10

mickey: 9/10

vicki: 10/10

roman: 4/10

jill: 7/10

charlie: 6/10

richie: -1000/10

amber: 8/10

detective bailey: -500/10

quinn and ethan: - 200/10

[percentstardust]

what type of villain are you? ( mickey's version )

Pure Evil

You are unapologetically evil, you are likely just here for the drama and the theater of it all. You are selfish and cruel because you want to be, not because you had no other choice, but because you revel in the opportunity to do what is wrong. That's not to say you will commit every unspeakable act, perhaps you have standards and your own moral code, but by no means are you the good guy in your own mind. Those who have wronged you, no matter how trivial or petty the slight against you, will be treated without mercy and you will be cackling the entire time without a hint of remorse. You enjoy the most painful and twisted approach to getting your revenge. Above all else, you like to cause problems on purpose.

tagged by: stolen from @kingmakercastle

tagging: @lcveblossomed, @malumxsubest, @manufactoredxbyxdesign, @butscrewmefirst, @biigscene, @mmm-corn-syrup, @carnagebled, @kurtzbergsiblings, @loomissister, @childrenofslumber, @voluntadfuerte, @kissofthemuses

[rayrayor]

So I just picked something up which reminded me why I have had Malik and Ethyl feature as a healthy couple in a function.

Lip learned about Kash and it was let go

Linda found out about Kash and bartered Ian

Frank fucked Karen , no one protected her

Terry yeah long long list

They , not Mandy laughed off the female sex offender

Malik learned about Ethyl and Malik took it upon himself to “ look after Clyde”

Then he took her to start a life

Ethyl and Malik the best non developed love story they should have shown more of💕😁

[gallavich-headcanon]

So… anybody came up with new headcanons recently?

[captmickey]

Choose one art prompt:

The pranker gets pranked

Holiday tradition

Running into the OTHER Guybrush Threepwood.

[milkmaidovich]

Ya girl is HELLA SICK (like went home from work early, can't breathe through either nostril, head full of cotton, big time fever sick), so pls if you have them, send me your most silly headcanons.

[mosslingg]

The book of bill and the arg attached to it are so funny actually. The book? no structure. Yes, the storytelling is clear but if it was an actual novel? No one would even look at the it. They literally turned it into a magazine at one point. The Great Gatsby just suddenly appears which is THE ONLY NOVEL PART OF IT AND IT'S NOT EVEN WRITTEN BY THE GUYS THAT MADE THE BOOK. The narrator? He's speaking to you through codes that no neurotypical would even bother to look into. The chaos this book is is impossible to describe through words. Trevor Henderson contributed apparently?? Yknow the siren head guy?? AND there's a website??? You type in mickey mouse in it and it doesn't show anything "for your safety". You can type swear words which definitely had to be approved by Disney. Also matpat is canon now ig. Oh and there's a guy that has not one but TWO situationships happening at the same time. One of the guys he has the situationship with is married btw. The antagonist, who is the second situationship, is in interdimensional therapy. His twink version became canon. Also he got drunk after his situationship dumped him. Literally the funniest thing.

TLDR; alex hirch is a wonderful man and we should protect him at all cost