I NEED to know how are Joker's goons with a partner they really care and love, I just have a crush in them all
Good thing they have a crush on you too anon! I’m so happy people like them so much. I love this lore building campaign about Joker’s Loyal three that we’re having!! So much content.. they deserve it!
Let’s discuss in detail down below. Grab a snack love 🖤✨
Frost
You have to be mature and ready to not only love Frost, but his daughter, Genesis too. They're a package deal and Frost refuses to let just anyone around his girl. If Gen doesn't like you, it's an automatic no. Thank you and goodbye. 👋🏾
Now if you pass the vibe check? Oh girl you set for life.
Prepare yourself for a long healthy relationship. Frost has been storing up love for someone special and once he finds you? RIP, because he’s gonna unleash it all at once. I don’t think you’re ready cuz this level of affection is so unexpected from a guy like him.
Yeah he lives up to his name and he's got MAJOR guard dog energy, (he wears his dog tags around you so you know he’s about that life) but his devotion is a raging fire that it blinds you. When it comes to his lady, Frost doesn’t hold back. Before you even think about asking for something, it's already done. And don’t get it twisted; he’s not a simp, he’s a gentleman. There’s a difference.
He's picking you up, he's dropping you off, opening doors, silently observant to your needs to cater to them, and he's always one step ahead; and he does it all without asking anything in return. That’s what distinguishes a gentleman from a simp. Frost is all about acts of service. Everything Frost does is structured and orderly so be prepared for that in a relationship. He plans a date and it’s executed to perfection, right down to the time he takes you home or if Gen is away for the night, you’re staying over... 😏
Frost is a gentle giant and quite possessive once you get close. If you’re out on the town and someone tries to hit on you— Frost magically spawns behind you, and a literal growl of “back off” is heard. He’s the best boyfriend but don’t call him that. It’s not “manly” but once he feels comfortable enough to crack a smile around you? It's over. He's locked in.
You are never getting rid of him. Don't be surprised half a year into the relationship and he's asking you to move in. He knows you're the one for him, why waste any more time?
Date ideas: Bars, Sporting events, the gym, out with him and Gen
Mac
Be prepared to be absolutely spoiled. Mac comes from new money and all his life he’s dealt with fake women and friends, wanting access to his family’s wealth. You however don’t care about the money, and that makes him feral.
Mac, despite his frat boy reputation, was raised to respect women and once he sets his eyes on you? He will worship the very ground you walk on. Of course he has to make sure you’re down bad just like he is. The first few months he’s such an arrogant jerk, you almost lose interest, but it’s Mac’s way of testing if you actually like him or just after his money.
Once you pass the vibe check, OH GIRL! He wraps you up in a fur coat and showers you with love.
100% Mac’s love language is gift giving. If he thinks you’ll like it, it’s yours. You get weekly flowers delivered to your workplace and another bouquet to your home and that’s on top of the car he orders to chauffeur you around. There’s flowers in there too. Wait, did you want the car too?! You don’t care about the gifts; but it’s stuck in his head (from past lovers) that tangible things show his love. You have to break that habit and educate this man there’s other ways to show affection.. 😏
Speaking of, Mac is constantly touching you. A hand on your waist, thigh, holding your hand, an arm thrown over your shoulder— you name it, he's doing it. He needs that reassurance that you’re with him. Some people think you’re just using him (he secretly believes it too) but after a year together when you bite your lip and ask can you move in? Big surprise!!! He already purchased a house he thinks you’ll love. And you do just as much as you love him.
Date ideas: Boat rides, flights abroad, Kentucky derby, late night car rides
Neo
You must have patience to deal with this one. He is a walking red flag so proceed with caution. That being said, it’s still possible to tame this heathen and one look into your eyes got Neo acting correct real quick.
Pulling girls isn’t an issue, it’s keeping them that’s the problem. Neo never had a serious relationship before yet he feels something click when you accidentally bumps into him. You got him so tongue tied, Mac and Frost make fun of him afterwards. The infamous Casanova short circuits at the sight of you, don’t be surprised if he hopelessly follows you around the club all night trying to get your number. Thankfully he's cool with the bf of one of your friends and gets your number that way because you vanish into thin air like the angel he believes you are.
Neo has to work extra hard not you scare you off. He knows his reputation has found it way to your ears. He’s a multiple club owner, a known plug, and secretly Joker’s hit man. The odds are not in his favor but he’ll do anything to have you in his life. The way you smile, your soft demeanor… it’s vastly different from his other flings and you are driving him insane.
It’s the first time that Neo is chasing a female, not the other way around.
He’s pulling up outside your place just to talk, I mean, yeah he wants you sexually but he wants to take things slow and that works in his favor. Proving that he’s serious helps to slowly lower your apprehension about him. All your friends warned you that Neo is a classic fboy— yet that’s a stark contrast to the guy who takes you to amusement parks or to the skating rink in the middle of the night. You feel like a teenager again smoking and making out well past your curfew.
He’s trying so hard to be ‘boyfriend material’. The baby is struggling, so don’t laugh. If it were up to him, you would be helping him dump a body not holding hands at a craft store buying yarn. He can’t complain too much since you’re knitting him a new Shiesty so 👀
Ironically he’s the one who has to pass the vibe check. It takes forever for you to give him a chance and “officially date” him after a year of playing hard to get.
And gurl once he gets the green light, you better buckle up. Two months into the ‘official relationship’, he gifts you a promise ring and a key to his place. Once there, you finally get a taste of that fboy energy everyone warned you about.
Neo rearranges your guts and breaks your back but afterwards he sits back smoking a blunt, holding your still trembling body to his— just happy he has a girl who wants to stay with him. He is never letting you go.
Date ideas: His various clubs, hole-in-the-wall events in Gotham, his place, (insert your favorite hobby) establishment
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Tell me about jeeves and wooster like you're a car salesman (I want to get into it now because of you 🤝 just curious what to look for and where, share your mighty old man yaoi wisdom)
HELLO !! AAA tysm for the ask... id be delighted to give a rec to the ceo of old man yaoi herself lol, im putting on my best car salesman voice!! :D
okok so. this car is for you. i remember you mentioning that u like characters who are competent / good advice-givers / surrounded by idiots but arent leaders themselves, and this is jeeves in spades teeheee...
he and bertie wooster are from the series by P. G. Wodehouse set in the 1920s-1930s about this well-meaning dorky guy who keeps getting into trouble (thats bertie) and his amazingly competent valet (jeeves!!!!) - and their dynamic is amazing. it's a little more lighthearted than sheo/haskill or butler/craftsman i think but you may still like it :D
jeeves is so much more competent and intelligent than bertie but always has bertie's best interests at heart. they still have little spats over silly things, like bertie's ugly ties, so jeeves gets to have his prissy little "very good sir 😒" moments <33
the books (all free on Gutenberg) can be read in any order and the tv show episodes (all on Youtube) can be watched in any order :] so u can jump around to see what u like, but if i were to recommend a specific place to begin, it would be this wonderfully-edited video that sums up their dynamic, so u can see if it might be up ur alley:
if u wanted to start w the books id actually give an unorthodox rec which is the short story Bertie Changes His Mind, cos it's brief, it's the only story from the perspective of jeeves, and it offers so much insight into their relationship. and tbh its very gay and basically reads as though it was written by haskill
(^ me revealing the fact that that i got into J&W bc of haskill... the haskill-to-any-other-snarky-butler-character pipeline is so real. plus haskill and sheogorath have been compared to jeeves and wooster sooo <3)
OK THATS IT... thank you sm for the ask i got extremely carried away i just love these two fr <33
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Dear Mr. Edgeworth,
I recall from one of your previous postings that you are particularly fond of cats, and am interested in your opinions on other animals commonly kept for human companionship. What are your thoughts on dogs? Horses? Rodents? Birds and reptiles?
I would assume that last one would have interesting twofold connotations given your status as a law student, due to these creatures' association with the legal profession - the epithet of "legal eagle" on the positive side, and all the jokes about snakes and crocodilians' show of professional courtesy on the negative. As an enthusiast of all things reptile related, I feel it is a reputation undeserved by these misunderstood, scaly creatures... as well as those aspiring to take on careers in law, very important for society...
But I digress. Lastly, I would also take it that, for rather obvious reasons, you don't really like fish, the way they remind you of a certain someone...
Regards, Seraphine. Again, may you excel in your studies, and no slanderous jokes come your way.
Dear Ms Seraphine,
Thank you for the kind words and inspiring thoughts.
Despite, as you noted correctly, being fascinated by cats, I am not that fond of most domestic animals, and my liking for cats is simply an amusing exception. However, there are still some species that I could call charming and interesting in ways different from keeping them as pets.
The first animal that came to mind was a graceful black panther. Ever since I was a kid, I thought of panthers as majestic, powerful guardians, trustworthy leaders, and dangerous vigilantes. They might not represent justice in the traditional sense of court cases and hour-long debates, but if one crosses their road, they should be wary of seeing their eyes shine in the dark when the night falls.
On the other hand, I could never resist swift, elegant antelopes' beauty. As someone who has always strived for success and improvement, their efortless endurance and resilience resonated with me; antelopes are in a constant state of action, awareness, and searching for new paths, opportunities. For me, they are a symbol of motivation and energy.
As my final point, I would like to mention swans. Even though they are often depicted as an embodiment of love, from swan figurines being placed on wedding cakes to towel swans on hotel beds, these birds have always struck me as an exquisite representation of change. On another note, the concept of a swan song has captivated me ever since I learned what the expression meant. It is impossible to deny that I spent hours considering what my swan song could possibly be, and to tell the truth, I still think about it from time to time.
Unfortunately, I do not have a strong stance on reptiles. They are the most beautiful when admired from afar, and their quiet deadliness amazes me; snakes in particular have been painted as villains since the beginning of time, so despite me condemning the demonization of reptiles, I understand why people have those... preconcieved notions about them.
Keeping rodents and other smaller animals as pets does not make much sense to me. For me, it would be impossible to love something that is barely capable of communicating its needs. These fluff balls always seemed closer to decor than to actual companions.
As for fish, I would not say that a certain someone you mentioned has enough influence over me to make me actively dislike fish. Marine species look magnificent in acquariums when the interior is done right, and personally, I do not mind fish... served with a tasteful side dish, that is.
Best regards,
Vincent Edgeworth
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Have this scenario in my head where—during a mission or just general down time— a Centurion (one of X2’s robot soldiers) comes up to Aspen and says they have this top secret message for her, and it’s just. A list of all the stuff X2 likes (food, favorite restaurants, flowers, etc.)
Aspen, playing dumb: What’s all this soldier?
The Centurion, being tired of their will-they-won’t-they-go-on-a-date is just like, “Material to woo the Commander. You seem to having trouble with that.”
Later, maybe on a mission she comments to X2 something like, “Your robots like to be wise guys, don’t they?”
X2, who has probably also gotten a list about her likes from his Centurions because they’re tired of him also not making any moves: Oh, don’t I know.
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