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ourchunkysalsa · 2 years
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first kill is my new favorite show because it had lines like “it was no match for the gods of olympus. so why would i be immune to the insanity of first love?” but also “did you eat…. my mother?” and that duality is camp
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tiana4evahh · 13 days
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“Oh hi Mom and Dad! Of course I’d love to visit! What kind of son would I be if I didn’t visit my parents?”
-Cole, who’s mom is dead and hasn’t visited his dad for years, ran away from home, and in his only form of communication with him, has been lying about where he’s been and what he’s been doing.
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blaithnne · 3 months
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Feel free to leave ur secondary choices in the tags too!
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shiara-of-fablehaven · 2 months
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Kendra, hanging out with some new friends in CT: No don't google me please—
Friend: We all googled ourselves! Hey, whose obituary is this? One of your relatives?
"Kendra Marie Sorenson passed away on December 15, 2007. She was born in Rochester, NY on October 4, 1992. Kendra is survived by her parents, Scott and Marla; her brother, Seth; her cousins…"
Kendra: Okay, look, I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers kinda faked my death. But I'm fine!
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asuma: i’m trying to get kakashi a gift, what kinds of things does he like?
gai, holding up his wedding band and sobbing: me
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bitchthefuck1 · 21 days
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Not an "art with Bad Things in it is Bad" person or a "the more Bad Things a work has the better it is, actually" person, but a secret third thing (the quality of a work is determined not by what topics or ideas it contains but by whether/how it engages with and examines those ideas)
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killa-trav · 6 months
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all matthew perry wanted to do during friends was to make people laugh, no matter how hard his own life was he just wanted to make people laugh bc that's what he loved and he did, he made chandler into a relatable and comforting character and left a profoundly positive impact on so many people's lives
i hope he's at peace now may you rest in eternal paradise
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hella1975 · 1 year
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i have most of my friends on different life360 circles (if u don’t know it’s an app that effectively… tracks your friends? LMAO) but my favourite one is easily the one i have with my two ‘course friends’ and one thing we always do is whenever the ‘____ has 10% battery’ notification comes up we all fucking SPAM the option to tell them to charge their phone. like it’s the STUPIDEST joke but i find it so fucking funny i literally will not notice my battery dying until these two idiots start blowing up my phone with the same damn automated message it makes me smile every time especially bc the one girl finds it SO FUCKING ANNOYING she loses her rag every time it kills me
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limitlessscion · 1 month
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FIGHT because you don't know how to die quietly // WIN because you don't know how to lose
x.blog // x. rules
Selective, chill, indie rp blog. OC, crossover, and duplicates friendly
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bloobydabloob · 1 month
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Is there a reason ur drawings kinda look like someone stretched them in some direction. Not in a mean way. It's very silly imo /pos
Thank you, I’m glad you like it. I take inspiration from artists like @tostyart (twt) @robert_valley (insta) jasonlupas (twt) and several other artists, who do the same thing. I think it looks great. There’s no deeper reason sadly… just think it looks cool.
#third ask in a row about the skew. Hahaha#I get why some people might not like it#I love it though. I think it’s sooo sick#I deleted yesterday’s ask because I didn’t want to clog my page with asks but I’ll reiterate#I don’t think that imperfect art should be fixed or corrected#I struggle more specifically with rigidity in my art#I have a tendency to overwork the shapes in my art to the point where it’s just… stiff as hell#So I think also the skew helps disguise that a little. Maybe I’m a cheater#But anyways#I really like skewiff or quote unquote wonky looking art.#I love art and I love beginner artists and I love shakey lines and imperfections#I think it’s soo awesome.#I dig all art to be honest. Really honestly I just like art. I’m rambling here haha#but no… Some of the people listed get insecure about the asymmetry or whatever in their art.#I don’t think anyone should be ashamed of their art as long as they are doing something they enjoy and improving#without wonky art and without weird looking stuff#we wouldn’t improve. That’s what really sucks#But I guess that’s not why I do it. I wish I could do the skew on accident dude.#Please check out @tostyart by the way#genuinely probably one of my favorite artists of all time#I think you will enjoy their stuff. It’s so different to everything else and their characters are wonderful#they have such wonderful line work and are so great at working with composition and perspective.#Everything I aspire to be#Sorry for tag rambling. I did this exact thing yesterday too#don’t give me the opportunity to talk about art. I’ll never shut up.#still not on topic though#TLDR : I think it looks cool
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incorrect-web-novels · 5 months
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It's making me slightly insane how some ppl are seemingly trying to "correct" the idea that Mianmian was discriminated against for being a woman when she questioned the prevailing narrative that Wei Wuxian was killing indiscriminately.
Suddenly, someone sneered, "You can stop arguing. We don't want to hear the comments of someone who has other motives."
The woman's face flushed. She raised her voice, "Explain things. What do you mean I have other motives?"
The person replied, "There's no need for me to say anything. You know, deep down, and we know too. You fell for him back in the cave of the Xuanwu just because he flirted with you? You're still arguing for him, calling white black no matter how irrational it is. Ha, women will always be women."
- Exiled Rebels, Recklessness (2)
"Who does she think she is... leaving as she pleases? Who cares? What's she doing this to prove?"
Soon, some began to agree, "Women will always be women. They quit just after you say a few harsh words. She'll definitely come back on her own, a couple of days later."
"There's no doubt. After all, she finally managed to turn from the daughter of a servant to a disciple, haha..."
- Exiled Rebels, Recklessness (2)
This is right after Lan Wangji directly contradicts Jin Guangshan's version of Wei Wuxian's confrontation at the banquet in search of Wen Ning & is awkwardly brushed off:
Suddenly, an indifferent voice spoke up, "No."
Jin GuangShan was in the middle of his fabrication. Hearing this, he paused in surprise, turning along with the crowd to see who it was.
Lan WangJi sat with his back straight, speaking in a tone of absolute tranquility, "I did not hear Wei Ying say this. I did not hear him express the slightest disrespect towards Sect Leader Jiang either."
Lan WangJi rarely spoke when he was outside. Even when they debated cultivation techniques during Discussion Conferences, he only answered when others questioned or challenged him. With utmost concision, he overcame, without fault, the lengthy arguments of others. Apart from this, he almost never spoke up. And thus, when Jin GuangShan was interrupted by him, he experienced a far greater shock than annoyance. But after all, his fabrication was exposed right in front of so many. He felt a bit awkward.
The good thing was that, not long after he felt awkward, Jin GuangYao came to save the day, exclaiming, "Really? That day, Young Master Wei busted into Koi Tower with such force. He said too many things, one more shocking than the next. Perhaps he said a few things that were along those lines. I can't remember them either."
His memory could only be equal to Lan WangJi's, if not better. As soon as he heard it, Nie MingJue knew that he was fibbing on purpose, frowning slightly
Jin GuangShan followed the transition, "That's right. Anyhow, his attitude has always been arrogant."
- Exiled Rebels, Recklessness (2)
The focus of this scene is the double standards between a male heir to a prominent sect and a female disciple born from a servant - gender and social class. It is more than clear that Wei Wuxian and Mianmian are being looked down upon for "stepping out of line" due to their lineage (as well as Mianmian for her gender).
Like, there are other factors at play in this scene, and I'm a big fan of alternative interpretations, but it's not wrong to say Mianmian is being a fucking badass in this scene by questioning and rebuking bigots, even if there's no real "reckoning" or retribution for said bigots. It was one of - if not the - most memorable scenes for me, and it’s driving me a little nuts seeing ppl trying to "Um, Actually" it
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transfemzedaph · 2 days
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what a brilliant introduction to willy the worm. "you can ride willy". "i really love willy". thank you zedaph.
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pesteringchum · 2 years
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crying and thinking abt davejade again.
they rlly said: youre my childhood friend and we went through unspeakable traumas together. youre my childhood crush and i watched you die. youre my childhood crush and i killed you. you are so fucking weird. we are so fucking weird together. you are the most normal thing about me. i love you (platonic). i love you (romantic). i love you (but i dont know if you can love me). i love you (dont die). i love you (please stop dying). i love you (i dont want to be alone again).
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versegm · 1 year
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White King: The only way in is through me. Sacrifices must be made.
Alice: Those who say so usually mean 'they should be made by others'.
White King: Cynicism is a disease! It can be cured. Once inside, beware of the outsized killer who patrols her domain. Never confront him; he is invincible. Now cut me loose: I'll show you the meaning of 'sacrifice'!
Alice Madness Returns
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eddie's everything 'almost' being back to normalwhen buck is gone vs buck's "the team feels off without eddie" in 4x14!!!! like are you kidding me??
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automatic-midnight · 2 years
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I always wished we could’ve seen Ritsukos experience with instrumentality, her relationship with Rei is tragically sad.
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