#milfs and dilfs

[youdelight-itolerate]

Whatever today evokes in you is valid. 🖤 "Every family loves differently. Every love is unique."

So, let's just celebrate our Murder MILFs.

[alienjock]

[arliedraws]

80s dad sirius black

@impishtubist I think this is some of the things that were mentioned, but he’s grown the 80s mustache.

[kitten4sannie]

NO BC…….this is exactly what i imagined san to smell like and it’s driving me fucking INSANE. it has a warm spiced vanilla, almost like woody scent to it with subtle notes of whiskey at the end,, and it’s so intoxicating??? like straight up seductive. goddamn. san was on the money when he called it sexy 🙂‍↕️

[inkdrinkerworld]

harry and his friends finding old pictures/videos of milf!reader and dilf!james and their friends <3

harry was going through your old camera with his friends for a school project and when he found the video he couldn't help but smile.

"play it harry," ron says, and he does- your voice fills the room.

"james don't you fucking dare!" the camera pans to james holding you over his shoulder as he walks out to the pool. harry recognises t as his nana's backyard.

"such craass language from a lady," says sirius, who harry assumes is filming.

"i won't angel," but even harry recognises that tone in his father's voice.

"they've always been fit," fred says with a groan and the smile disappears from harry's face.

"you could also say pretty or beautiful," luna offers and harry is appreciative for the slight scolding.

"thank you luna," he says, shoving an elbow into both fred and ron's stomach as they start drooling over you when james tosses you into the water and you push yourself out along the wall of the pool.

[dailyserirei]

WHITEDAY PART1 // PART2 (YOU'RE HERE!!!)

[DONE!!!! IM DONE!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAA THANK YOU FOR YALL PATIENCE AND ENJOYING IT!!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[emahriel]

i have a condition and it cannot be cured unless you guys give wrinkles to your ocs!!! this is a cry for help, i need to see wrinkled ocs in order to live!!!

[chilidawgy]

jesse jane studies why cant i hav what they hav !!!!!

[blue-cat-ter-flies-blog]

Satoru's DILF/MILF energy attracting all the single gays despite what their usual types are.

Suguru- also a single dad, would be more than happy to have more if Satoru was also in the package.

Sukuna- never wanted kids or a spouse until he saw Satoru with Yuuta and Tsumiki and is now more than interested in the family life as long as it's Satoru et al. The kids are also kinda cute. Kinda.

Nanami- infuriated that it's Satoru being a good dad that makes him so attractive but also can't help going soft at seeing Satoru being a good dad.

Toji- was just gonna love'im and leave'im with Megumi because ✨Trauma✨ and he saw Satoru handling twice as many kids as him but then got domesticated and now he can't leave. He somehow managed to scrounge up a ring- it's now on Satoru's finger. Toji doesn't know what happened.

[justchronicallyillthings]

I started watching 9-1-1 this year when they did the buck-tommy storyline. I was so excited to see bisexual representation where it occurred during an adult life and was treated as a, "I'm a ally but it guess I'm more now," versus an "I always knew but was too scared." It's a queer story we haven't really seen played out, and I binged like the whole show in damn near 3 weeks.

But by the time I caught up to the man story the buddie stans were being toxic as fuck about bucktommy. It's so damn toxic that outside of Season 7 Episode 4, I haven't watched any further. And I should have known this was going to be the outcome as soon as it started with a black lesbian that I didn't even know existed and received such little love from buddie fans. Like my love and passion for the show was so quickly squashed by toxic fans and to see y'all wishing death on actors and creators because you aren't getting your fucking fetish filled is insane.

Not to mention some of y'alls hot takes are bullshit and so so fucked. I saw a tiktok of someone saying that anyone who ships bucktommy is a horrible person because tommy was a horrible person in two fucking episodes. And yall. The show is about how people change and can become better through self reflection. Not to mention that's such a shity purity culture take. People can be shitty people. But they can change for better. And more often than not they do change for the better as they grow.

Not to mention, the actors for Buck and Eddie have stopped interacting outside of work because of the shit yall are pulling. It's so insane that yall can't see the error of your ways. And if your ship doesn't become canon, then you will have done it to yourself. I'll probably continue to watch the show but I'm definitly going to minimize my interactions with the Fandom at least until some of you grow the fuck up.

[kittykalliarts]

Have some older Wriothesleys, I will not explain myself

[drykoolaid]

The making of Uzi oooooo 😘

Inside:

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Lmao they r making her a frame/ host or smth to stick her core in 🤓

mehahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahha

I wanna go on record and say I was born too late into the MD fandom :((( like I got unstable when ep 6 was out 😣

[ghostbsuter]

Running was never easy.

Coincidentally, it was how she met dick, or better known as Richard Grayson.

Jasmine Fenton was many things, an awesome sister, an A+ student and wonder of her generation.

But everything fell away the moment she saw her tiny brother, de-aged, and 5 seconds away from being experimented on by their parents.

So she packed a bag and ran with the toddler in her arms.

She was neither impulsive nor naive.

But for once she hoped, prayed and took the hand of help Dick grayson extended to her.

In his arms was a little girl, around Danny's age, her name was Mar'i and she loved her just as much as she did with Danny.

One thing led to another and they gotten married, fled the country and hid in an apartment owned by one of Dick's friends. Her name was Barbara.

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(It wasn't easy for any of them. Jazz saw the loving and uncertain glances between the two, felt guilty when she fell for the wheelchair user whenever she consoled one of the children.

She didn't notice the same look on Dick's face, staring at her in turn.

It took many months and talks until they were on the same page. It took even longer for the three of them to try dating.

They never did anything for her to feel excluded despite shared history, Jazz is glad she found a home with them.)

[tacobellabeanburrito]

GUYS MY FANFIC HAS BEEN RECOMMENDED I AM ESTATIC.

Also, Ace Attorney character tier list.

Please tell me your opinion on this list. I feel like there's no objections here. I wanna see what everyone else thinks. I'm probably gonna do ships next.