#milkteeths

[littlealienproducts]

2000s LL Bean Corduroy Chore Jacket from MILKTEETHS

[missperfectlyfinewrites]

starter for @milkteethss // madeline & giles

When Madeline had become a lady in waiting for the Queen, this was the last thing she thought she'd be doing. From helping her dress, to looking after the babies to making sure the Queen was okay, none of her duties had really involved the King before.

At first, she wasn't quite sure why she had been picked. She wasn't the only lady in waiting, that was for sure. Perhaps one was too docile, perhaps one was a little too older, perhaps one didn't quite have the body that might be wanted. Perhaps Madeline was just the perfect package, sweet but slightly stubborn - giving him a challenge? Pretty blonde hair, perky breasts, sparkling blue eyes, maybe there was something about her. Madeline wasn't one to talk about herself in that manner but if she had to figure out why, perhaps that was why. Maybe she'd pissed off the Queen too, but Madeline just knew to nod and go do the duties, even if it was something rather different.

The only thing was, Madeline really wasn't experienced, like at all. She wasn't sure if that would make the King even angrier or if it might be something that made her even more exciting, the fact that she was a virgin.

She hesitated at the door to his chambers, before knocking, pushing the heavy wooden door open just slightly, to expose a hint of her soft blue dress and a hint of her blonde hair . He wasn't expecting her, so she didn't want to make him even madder.

"Your highness?"

[itsbrucey]

Hihiii! I have appeared with an invisible microphone up to you (you seem very talk to me idk why- could be your banner on your profile hmm) Jonah and Lorraine? What’s their deal? (/nf ask ofc :]])

People like commenting on my banners and I just realized both my main and side have fucked up Markipliers. Hm.

Also. Cracks knuckles. Ok this will probably be NONSENSE I am very tired but here's a fucking run down ( maybe I'll add tomorrow/later idk)

Jonah and Lorraine are two of my OCS that are in this circle of my Darling Wonderful OCS aka the ones I actively think about and make content for. They're in the same realm as Dulcie and Eli and Marley and Vio. Which is to say My Main Ocs.

They're also the select few that have a story/narrative of some kind! Of which I'd like to one day actually write or make comics for.

The basics of Jonah is that she's essentially a super soldier experiment, not being "finished" but the newest model that's being worked on. All lab grown, not a "real person" and therefore is not treated as such. She's made as an organic war machine and is extremely strong and durable; tear tanks and armies apart with her bare hands strong and durable. But she's also INSANELY dehumanized and abused within her facility to the point where she's just kind of. Completely apathetic and numb and permanently in a Fight state of being as a defensive mechanism.

She ends up turning on the facility during a regular trial run of her progress and she SLAUGHTERS most of the lab and facility workers. She escapes the facility and doesn't really have anywhere to go so she just Picks Somewhere. She ends up escaping to a city and climbing through a random window post-carnage and meeting Zach. A random fucking English major who can't really do anything about this massive murder woman who is now in his place.

Her entire thing is that she's learning what it means to be human while dealing with A: trauma and PTSD from Everything and B: a government desperate trying to get her back. Big Woman enjoyers who want someone severely emotionally stunted and permanently stressed out but trying her best may like her. Also she's bisexual and her blood is BRIGHT pink.

Lorraine is a chieftess of a sky island that floats over The Abyss, governing it with her two brothers. She basically oversees the safety of the villages and makes sure people are fed and tended to. Things have been getting hard though, as the island keeps crumbling little by little, and the island seems to have been falling apart faster after Lorraine's father died and she took over. She ends up getting betrayed by one of her brother's and challenges to a duel because he blames her for things sucking really bad + he's jealouuuuussss.

Lorraine loses the duel and gets stabbed through the gut with the family spear ( which has lightning magic fun fact ) and physically KICKED over the side of the island by her brother. She falls and falls and falls, spear STILL INSIDE HER, and she falls into The Abyss, which is like. An infinitely stretching void way below the island. If you fall over the edge, you aren't coming back.

But Lorraine falls into The Abyss. And wakes up. In a fucked up new world that is mangled and twisted and decaying. She gets attacked by some [creatures I haven't named yet ValleyStalkers idk] and manages to fight them off with her spear, but just barely. She faints bc of blood loss + exhaustion + lightning magic. But THEN. PLOT TWIST BITCH SHE JUST DRAGGED INTO A LITTLE ROCK SHELTER BY A LITTLE GIRL. PEOPLE CAN LIVE DOWN HERE.

Lorraine gets nursed back to health by this young girl and Lorraine is hellbent on clawing her way back up to the island and slaughtering her brother for his betrayal. And she adopts the girl and sets off on a journey to leave The Abyss. Also she's like in her 40's-50's and is a cool trans woman with a wife. For my woman enjoyers who like a stern and commanding lady who is also very sweet and sacrificial. Also who has a kickass lightning spear passed through her family's lineage.

Lorraine's lore document is collecting dust as we speak but I'd like to finalize some lore of the worldbuilding + Abyss, as well as OTHER CHARACTERS WHO AREN'T MENTIONED BC THE STORY NEEDS DEVELOPED. Jonah doesn't have a lore document yet bc I'm. Lazy.

Thumbs up!! This is like. The general overview of them. My beautiful amazing battle women.

[crouton-knight]

30 for ask game!

30. share a fic you’re especially proud of

For DragonFable in particular, I have to say "Milkteeth" is still one of my favorites!

[feralprancinghomosexual]

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS!

[dixiecotton]

Repost from @robertpattinsonww • Suki Waterhouse spoke with Independent (UK) about her and Robert Pattinson getting a dog but.... (lol). “I don’t want to go. I’m refusing to leave London,” she smiles – for as long she can, at least. “I guess home is, you know, where my boyfriend is at the time. Where we can both be together, that’s home now.” She and Pattinson have been thinking about getting a dog. “It was an obsession when I was on tour, but then I got back and we both completely forgot about it.” https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/features/suki-waterhouse-interview-i-cant-let-go-b2228335.html #robertpattinson #robpattinson #rob #pattinson #thebatman #batman #brucewayne #gotham #wb #wbpictures #warnerbros #twilight #twilightsaga #edwardcullen #harrypotter #cedricdiggory #sukiwaterhouse #milkteeth https://www.instagram.com/p/ClNHOzOsKsM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[toothtalesclinic]

Milk Teeth Mysteries : A Guide to Your Child's Precious Smiles!

[snifferz]

ALSO

RAZOR BEING A GOOD FATHER. I DONT CARE HOW BAD OF A PERSON IT IS, ITS A GOOD DAD AND I CARE THEM.

[ferrisfire]

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#calcifer has been extra #bitey lately and I noticed why. He has double fangs. His #milkteeth are hanging on and I kinda want them to stay because oh my god my #void is so dang #adorable with his #doubledose of #teefies #blackcat #halloweenkitten #kitten https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl1nKRTjLG-/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[gemteeth]

I'd really like to be able to keep my car and I need $1,192.99 by Friday or I lose it..

If unable to donate, please boost the hell out of this my husband and I need this car to get to work

Pay-al: stuartdoodles@yahoo.com

C$$app: $milkteeths

[whalefairyfandom12]

Sebinis Big Bang

Thank you so much to everyone who contributed their talent and time!! Check out the amazing art and fics below (please mind the respective tags):

on the sea he waits by @gargoylegrave; art by abidolly.

Sebastian moves to Clagmar Coast, and meets an interesting character in Ominis Gaunt. He spends perhaps a touch too much time uncovering all of his secrets, and the cost of doing so is greater than he could have imagined.

Elysium by @the-invisibility-bloke; art by @crime-in-progress

After Azkaban, Sebastian is invited to visit Ominis at Gaunt Manor. Nothing is quite what it seems.

Machine Learning by gimbal_animation; art by gimbal_animation and anonymous

Sebastian Sallow, a mid level programmer at a billion dollar tech company, receives a strange invitation from his enigmatic employer.

Nothing to Fear by brightened; art by @flamboyantjelly

Ancient magic doesn’t cure Anne, but it does ease her suffering. When Anne insists on using her respite to experience as much life as she can, Sebastian chooses to go along for the ride.

i had wondered what was done to you, to give you such a taste for flesh by milkteeths; art by @eleniaelres

About thirteen years or so after Ominis penned Sebastian's absolution letter, nine years after they part ways, and four after Ominis makes a name for himself as a Healer, he gets a call to come back home.

Vendetta's Dance by sunsetplums; art by @celestinawarlock

Ominis Gaunt is tasked with ending Sebastian Sallow. Sebastian Sallow is tasked with ending Ominis Gaunt. Love, possibly, remains caught in the crossfire. Or perhaps not.

Deferred Adoration by clockworksiren; art by anonymous

After many years as a near penniless wretch, Sebastian is finally at the end of his rope and does something drastic, selling himself into a system designed for pariahs like him.

won't you break the chain with me by nigelly; art by @waywardprintmaker

Ominis turned his back on his family a long time ago, building a happy life with Sebastian and a successful career as the head of the Muggle Liaison Office, until one day he gets a letter asking him to accept being the guardian of his brother’s children as his only still living relative while Marvolo is in Azkaban.

The Summer of '92 by @eleniaelres; art by @trappezoider

A love story between Sebastian Sallow, a musician trying to make it in the 90's music scene in London, and Ominis Gaunt, a college student who fled from home to experience what life could be like.

The Language of the Birds by @whalefairyfandom12; art by @mouiface

The Triwizard Tournament has come to Hogwarts, and against all odds, Ominis is selected as the champion. It’s hardly the first cosmic joke from the universe. Deep in the bowels of the castle, something is lurking.

Your Hand by @trappezoider; art by @celerydays

After Anne's death, Sebastian and Ominis have become estranged. However, when Ominis supervises him during one of his detentions, Sebastian realises that what he has for his ex-best friend is more than familial love. Being a proper gentleman (in his own words), what else could Sebastian do other than propose to his newly-lit flame?

Circus Freak by @turntechgoddesshead; art by gimbal_animation

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages! Be thrilled by the horror of what you can only find here at Sallow’s Circus Spectacular! Watch in shock and awe as two childhood friends find hope and forgiveness in one another after two extremely different lives and upbringing.

The Terrifying Luminescence of Hope by @blatantblue; art by @trappezoider

A story of ten years in Azkaban, a hundred coping mechanisms, one deluminator, and two boys in love.

[eleniaelres]

Artwork for milkteeths' Sebinis Big Bang fic!! 💖

Here is the link!

If you look closely you can see the certificates Ominis has after becoming a healer 🤭

I also did a simpler version of the art! I think it maybe showcases the moment between them better 🥹

[missperfectlyfinewrites]

@milkteethss sent "you're so beautiful... even when you're crying" for: madeline & giles

She knew why he was saying it, to try and praise her, to tell her to keep going. But it didn't make it any easier, the pain still flickering up through her core.

Madeline let out another whimper as his hand came down against her ass once more, tears continuing to dribble down her cheeks.

"I'm sorry, I never should have disobeyed you, your highness," the blonde whimpers out, with a sniffle.

[babeluda]

Faulkner is going to drown in his simultaneous purity and cynicism I can't waiiit

Oooh is this flash flood a trawlerman intervention or a Faulkner flair, who's to tell... Ah, well, that answers that.

(There's a storm currently in Belgium and I'm on a rain-lashed train, the sound of the saints in the deluge is slightly disturbing under the circumstances)

Aw, the god must feed, he's not a foodie, he'll eat all types of fare, Roemont. I mean I recognise a cow on my plate, doesn't stop me from swallowing the steak

I love the Scottish katabasian. She's so badass. Whoop this milkteeth little prophet, you ace politician, yesss

[thisisallthehattersfault]

Excerpt from my Wei Wixuan Descended From Hualian Fic

"Xingan," Wei Chaoxiang says, aggrieved. "The boy is sixteen. Sixteen, for heaven's sake! And he carries himself like he's been carved out of stone!"

Cao Yinuo purses her lips and presses her fingertips together the way she does when she's trying not to show that she's upset. "We cannot go around adopting the children of random sect leaders, most especially while those sect leaders are still alive," she says, but Wei Chaoxiang knows his wife and hears the reluctance in her voice.

"That's an easy fix." She looks at him like he's an utter fool, which, fair. But still! "Look at that child and tell me he has ever in his life experienced a shred of parental affection."

"... Jin Furen is--"

"Bah!" Wei Chaoxiang does not make a habit of interrupting his wife, and to do it now highlights how fired up he is. "That woman happily betrothed her son to a girl he despised for most of their acquaintance, the fact that he came around in the end means nothing. Even had he not, she would have forced them to marry and damn either of their chances at a happy future."

Cao Yinuo hesitates. Picks uncertainly at her nails.

Wei Chaoxiang pushes onward. "Jiang Fengmian's disgraceful neglect of his children is shameful enough, but at least he doesn't have Jin Guangshan's reputation, which Jin Furen seems entirely too passive about exposing Yanli to. What must it have been like for Zixuan, growing up under that shadow? And more to the point -- we are a reflection of the company we keep! What does it say about Jin Furen's character, that she counts a woman like Yu Ziyuan as her closest friend! She may not take a whip to her own son, but she would surely to someone else's, and that's another weight the boy has to shoulder. At sixteen! He's hardly out of his milkteeth!"

"Our own boy is only a few years older," Cao Yunuo says, though her stony defiance is melting.

"Exactly! They're babies, the both of them! And Zixuan looked ready to burst into tears when I told him he'd done well last night."

His perfect, wonderful, brilliant, ever-loving wife sighs with all the exhaustion of an immortal grown weary with the passage of time, and fixes him with a Look. "So, after so many years of avoiding the Sects entirely, we're now going to just show up and adopt all of their children?"

"... Maybe not all of them."

"Husband."

"Well -- oh, but that Nie Mingjue is hardly into his twenties isn't he? And already carrying so much responsibility. And Xichen, of course, if we're to have Wangji then we simply must have his brother, and it's not like he couldn't do with a kinder hand than Lan Qiren seems willing to give. And of course Wanyin and Yanli, if Jiang Fengmian didn't want me to steal his children from him then he shouldn't have kidnapped my nephew, and they're a-Ying's siblings, we can't just abandon them... Hm."

"The Wen boys."

"The Wen boys! Yes, I'm not fond of the Wen boys, and I'm afraid it's too late for an intervention to matter there. Unfortunate, but that's the way these things turn out some times. So it's not all of the children. Just the ones who need us."

Cao Yinuo looks up at the statue of Granduncle like she's hoping he'll come and rescue her from her foolish husband, but she doesn't actually call out to him. She only raises a hand to rest gentle fingers on the red silk thread, dangling from the statue's own outstretched hand. "... I suppose," she says, softly, "That the family may have -- may have been too distant, since Changze died. Clearly things have gotten out of control without us around to keep watch. If they want to -- if they want to, Chaoxiang, you cannot actually steal these children -- if they want to, then it's not like we don't have space at the table."

"Yes!" Says Wei Chaoxiang, and wraps his arms around his perfect, wonderful, brilliant, ever-loving wife to dip her into a kiss to show his gratitude.

[part-timewonders]

10 fic recs for International Fanworks Day

10 fics I enjoyed greatly, in no particular order, and picked randomly from my bookmarks on ao3! as always, check the ratings, tags, etc :)

milkteeth by tkillamockingbird (game of thrones; jonsa)

Expedience by goldcranes (game of thrones; jaimsa)

you're in my blood like holy wine by magneticwave (game of thrones; jonsa)

A Hand That Holds by vuas (shadow and bone; darklina)

while you're at it by smc_27 (shadow and bone; darklina)

Will There Be Stars by sternfleck (star wars; kylux)

Progeny by ezlebe (star wars; kylux)

Forty Eight in the Shade by halfthewords (yugioh gen)

by night by mimsical (yugioh; prideshipping)

In bed with the mob by Alecto (yugioh; puppyshipping)

(I also wrote a YGO-specific rec list a few months ago.)