#misc short

[bob-artist]

Bittern at the grocery store

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2596

Astarion did not check for traps. (Dialogue from Camp Camp.)

(Yeah so I can't stop watching the Astarion's Actor Plays Baldur's Gate 3 vids, oops.)

[murdrdocs]

hazel and her gf making a movieee(if yk what i meannn) with a mommy kink 😮‍💨

smut 17+

there’s an old camera in her hands. almost ancient in both of your opinions, one of the ones with a strap on one side and a viewfinder on the other. the rectangle is flipped out, and hazel turns it around so you can see yourself in it. 

sat on the bed, legs spread as your hand rests between your pillowy thighs. your fingers move languidly, stroking your clit as you watch hazel. her free hand is wrapped around her strap on, a newer  one, a little girthier and a pretty lilac color instead of the usual hot pink. 

“you see how pretty you look?” she asks you, taking a step closer and allowing you to really look at yourself. 

you nod, entirely too focused on how close she is to you now. her dick isn’t far from your cunt at this point, and you can’t help but shake your hips, nonverbally begging for her attention. 

hazel coos, the sound starting to sound more natural and normal from her lips with practice. she’d gotten insanely comfortable with you within the past few weeks, to the point where it was easy for her to push you into submission, dominating you in a way you’d never been able to predict. 

“are you getting desperate for mommy? hm? you want mommy’s cock?” 

her words alone are enough to have you losing it a little. but when she takes a half step forward, and slaps your pussy with the silicon head of her cock? you unabashedly moan, the sound breaking off at the end to make you feel even more pathetic.

hazel snickers, starting to run the cock along your cunt, your lips sandwiching the lubed up silicon. each time, the head catches your clit, and your bite onto your bottom lips gets stronger and stronger until you're sure you're drawing blood.

"hazel, please, don't tease."

she leans down, pressing a kiss to your forehead that's just barely captured on camera. then, she turns the viewfinder back to its original position, passes the camera to you, and grips your thighs.

she slides her cock in, the new appendage stretching you out more than you'd expected. your head starts to loll off to the side, the camera doing the same. hazel slaps your tummy with just enough force to bring you to attention. "make sure you record us, baby. need you to see how good i fuck you."

[musubiki]

hidden mochi snuggles because lime cant help himself

[misc-obeyme]

Hii!!

I'm the anon who asked about belphie and mc's nsfw moment and by their first meeting I meant when he seduces mc instead of killing them as a form a revenge. Just that!

You can start it however you like

Whenever is OG or NB

Okay, got it!

Well, I did my best lol. I used some actual lines from the game from Lesson 16 in OG. I don't know if I managed to write what you're asking for... but I tried! Hopefully it isn't too terrible.

GN!MC x Belphegor

NSFW MDNI

Warnings: Belphie is super manipulative and probably kinda OOC, penetration (reader receiving), biting

When Belphie opened his arms to hug you, you stepped into them readily. How long had you been hoping to set him free? And now you were in the attic and the door was open.

Belphie held you close, almost gently, his face buried in your neck. You felt the warmth of his breath on your skin.

"Ah… this really brings back memories," he said. "This feeling… I wonder how long it's been since I've touched a human? So, MC…"

He stepped back, but kept his hands on your waist and suddenly he was in demon form. A thrill ran through you at the sight.

"…how can I express how I'm feeling right now?" Belphie reached up to trace your bottom lip with his thumb. "What can I do?"

You weren't expecting to have this kind of reaction to him. There was a hunger in his eyes that you couldn't mistake and yet you found yourself ready, willing.

"You're stunning," Belphie said, clearly looking you up and down. He stepped closer to you again, wrapping an arm around you. "You won't make me beg, will you?"

He pressed his lips to your neck, almost biting, before he pulled back to kiss you properly.

You could have resisted, perhaps. You could have refused him. But there was so much tension between you and in that moment, all you wanted was to feel him. You kissed him back, tugged on his clothes, indicating your desire for their removal.

Belphie laughed into the kiss, pulling you against him as he moved toward the bed in the attic.

You were in a haze of heat and need as he undressed you, removing your clothes without a second thought before tossing his own to the floor.

For months, you had been working toward opening that attic door. Never once had you imagined that it would lead to this. The look in Belphie's eyes made you feel like he was planning to devour you and you found you wanted nothing else.

You squirmed a bit with impatience and he laughed again.

Belphie put a hand on your cheek. "Ah, you're so desperate for me, aren't you, MC?"

You didn't have a chance to reply as he pressed his cock into your heat. He moved faster than you were prepared for and you cried out, clutching at him, leaving nail marks in his back.

His thrusts were hard and fast from the start. You moaned and your body shuddered, your legs naturally wrapping around him.

Belphie didn't hold back. His horn pressed against your cheek as he bit your shoulder and your nails dug deeper into his back.

You came first, crying out incoherently as you did, squirming beneath him as he kept going, never losing momentum even as you squeezed him hard with your orgasm.

He lifted your hips to give himself better access and his cock was hitting that spot inside you with a consistent rhythm. Tears sprang to your eyes as you crashed into overstimulation, your fingernails raking down his arms, his name falling unceasingly from your lips.

When Belphie finally came, you gasped at the feeling of his cum inside of you. He slipped out of his demon form, laying down next to you and pressing his face into your neck.

"You humans really are foolish, idiotic, weak creatures, aren't you?" he whispered into your ear.

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[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

hdsjhsdj

[itwaslegendary]

SPEAK NOW (TAYLOR'S VERSION) Taylor Swift in Spotify's canvases for Speak Now (Taylor's Version)

[lynn-tged-posting]

something i've been learning again and again recently is that tged has absolutely wonderful reaction image material

i've been using these on my priv twitter account and it has been VERY fun scrolling back and seeing them,,, they work so well

like theyre so silly,,, they fit so well,,, i can use them in any situation,,, and the art expresses it perfectly,,,

they,,, may have replaced my tmnt ones

if i had the storage space i absolutely would go through the webtoon again to get fun screenshots for reaction image purposes,,, alas i do not so i will just use the ones i take every now and then

i love the art in tged so so much im so glad i read this webtoon

[nemmet]

thinking about be cool scooby doo fred on this delightful evening. he's afraid of widths. he gets emotional over a drumkit. he knows how to apply eyeliner perfectly. he's a sleep deprived, paranoid, manic danger to himself and others. he becomes enemies with a goat. his shoulders are so tense that they can break a chair. he goes to jail twice. where on earth did he get the funds to give the mystery machine all those high-tech upgrades. he hired a guy to make his epiphanies look more dramatic. the exterior of his house is an affront to god. he cannot take care of himself to save his life. he is a middle aged dad stuck in the body of an eighteen year old. he has childhood trauma related to halloween. he accidentally parked his van on a space shuttle. he is consistently aggravated by daphne’s commitment to the bit. he really needs to let go of those tiny red shorts. he's a court jester. he represents the order to his criminal father's chaos. he has control issues stemming from this but tries to overcome them for the sake of the gang and always apologises when he goes too far and knows that even when they wind him up it isn't a threat because he loves and trusts them so much and they care about him in turn even before he fully opens up to them about his childhood and—

[lanseax]

Cal Kestis — Star Wars Jedi: Survivor 

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[retrodisneydaily]

MICKEY’S CHRISTMAS CAROL (1983)

[columboscreens]

he looks like a cardboard cut out. flat flumbo

[cookienort]

Please send me meme pictures from the olympics so I can draw the dandelions as said memes

[musubiki]

potential clarinette design?

(the girl lime dated for a short time during the timeskip to try and get over mochi. shes currently trying to get him to go out with her again)