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the-silver-peahen-residence · 6 months

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Noo you left a cliffhanger! What happened with Davion and Rust? Did he punish him? What is he planning? Please continue to part two if you can? I need to know.

((Hello anon dear, hope your well this evening. You wish for a part two in this? Hmmm, I wasn't expecting another to continue it. Though, I might have something. Though, this part is a bit more spicy so..just a warning. But here you go.))

Silver butterfly mun/Peahen mom

((Also once more, Rust belongs to @demon-blood-youths )) <3

Davion didn't say a word nor did a thing, looking at his boyfriend/mate laying on the bed in front of him. Though, seems he was undergoing some punishment right now. Well, maybe not as a light punishment. A loud buzz like noise was heard followed by some lewd weak moaning.

"Ahhhhhhh D..Davion, p..please! Please stop t..the d..dildo! Please stop it!! Ahhhhh I s..said I'm sorry. I'm s..so sorry! I learned my lesson just please!! Please let me go!"

Rust knight was laying on his side twitching due to him being tied up tightly. His eyes were covered by a cloth but he was still handcuffed. His face was flushed red, slightly coated in some sweat but that's not causing him to moan out.

"Ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh s..so h..hot..it's still mmmmmmm s..so deep in..inside!!!!! Please take it o..out...t..take it out!! It's hitting my s..spots s..so much!! Ohh f..fuck!!!!!" he begs but he was only shaking more again.

Davion had something as a punishment for Rust in case he missbehaves again. A crafted item that would tease and mess with his spots. Seems it was working as Rust was squirming on the bed tightening around it. Even if Davion was still in the room, he only looks to his treasure taking the punishment.

Even seeing Rust moaning and drooling like that was pretty inviting but he remembers he's being punished. Right now, Rust couldn't move but he was moaning out grinding his hips trying to move but he only bit his bottom lip.

"Haaaaaa...hhaaaaaa...D..davion please...please I'm...mmmmmm...I'm sorry..I'll b..be a good knight. I won't d..do anything stupid a..again..I won't!! Please, just t...take it out. Take it out and f..fill me up..it's not the same..." he begs.

"........"

"A..are you still even in the room? P..Please...I said I'm...gahhh!!" suddenly he felt it get pushed deeper into his hole that Rust screams out. He leans back against the pillow but Davion can see his reactions. His head was pressed against the pillow but he was drooling even more. "Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!! F...fuck!! Fuck fuck fuck fuck Fuck!!!!!!"

"If I remember treasure, I gave you this punishment to see if you learned....as I said before naughty treasures don't get rewards remember?" he said in a low tone now seeing Rust shaking.

"B..but...but the...hhhhaaa...it's t..too much..I....haaaaa..."

"Bare with it, Rust. You said you would make it up to me..so you have to earn it.." he said but looks to see it starting to move making Rust scream twitching.

"W..wait, wait wait! I..It's vibrating against i..it..I..I can't...I can't hold i..it..I'm gonna..." He was trying to hold it but he only felt his body growing weaker and weaker till he twitched screaming out.

Davion looks to see his knight cumming hard on the sheets but he groans out with his own tongue hanging out as he drools. Tears seen from the blindfold as Rust was whimpering, sniffling a bit.

"Ahhhhhh...i..it m..made me cum...f..fuck it's st..still mmmmmm v..vibrating in..inside of me...." he whines even if he felt his body shaking, it felt good but it wasn't the same. He even reaches to feel for Davion now but he felt so hot from the pleasure that's when he was close to touching his hand. However, his fingers brush against Davion's crotch to tense. He was hard.

"........." This made Rust shake again knowing this was getting the Dragon excited even if he was being punished. "Y...Your h..hard....I.." he whispered now stroking against it. "I..I can be good if you wish me t..to be, Davion. I'll be a good knight....b..but please..l..let my wrists f..free..I'll be good.." he begs about to press up against him but Davion only keeps him back to trap him against the bedboard startling the other.

"!?"

"You forgot already? I said you have to earn your forgiveness my treasure. Even if your hot, wet, and hungry for pleasure..you still are going through your punishment remember? You need to earn it.." he was serious about that but Rust whimpers hearing the tone in his voice.

"D..davion p..please..please I c..can...I c..can take care of you..I'll be g..good.....I c..can....make you f..feel good too. I'll do whatever you ask, I'll d...do it. Just please..please let me f..feel you inside again. Please I...." that's when he feels his hand lower down only to grab his handcuffed wrists. Rust gasped when feeling Davion pull them above his head but he looks to Rust's red facial expression from the rougher dominance.

"............."

However, he even felt him pull Rust against his chest to look at him. His hand cupping his chin to see him. He really was out of it but he already saw his kissable lips parted seeing his sharp teeth a bit.

"You really are precious all weak and needy like this, Rust. Even from the punishments your already hungry for it aren't you?" he asked.

"..Y..Yes s..sir...." he whimpers feeling his head tilted up a little.

"..Though..how do I know you learned your lesson?" he asked but Davion sees him shaking now.

"I..I did..I did learn my lesson just please..I don't want this thing I want you. I want you to b..breed me..please....." he begs him again even with Davion holding him still. With a deep growl, Davion only smacks his ass hearing Rust yelp to twitch against him.

"Then you mean your sorry? Really sorry for worrying me like that?' he asked as Rust moans out feeling him thrusting the dildo deeper inside. Rust could only squirm but Davion kept him still letting him take in the pleasure.

"Ahhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhh-AHHHH!!"

"Answer me Rust!" Davion said but Rust threw his head back screaming out in pleasure.

"Y..Yes, Yes I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I won't be bad again! I won't do anything stupid to get hurt like that again! I'll behave just please, I'm so sorry!!" He whimpers shaking like he would cum. Even with Davion hearing that, he already got more excited that he was shifting to his dragon humanoid state to pick Rust up. He felt Davion pull him closer but he shook feeling the scales again.

"D..davion?" He didn't hear the dragon say not one word before he felt himself pulled again but he shook now laying back on the bed. As he was gripping the pillow, he panted. "Davi-Ahhh!!" He felt him spank his ass again but spread his legs to show he was aroused but Davion growls already holding his hips. He didn't know what is going on due to being blindfolded.

"Davion, what's the m..matter? Your n...not...Ah!" he felt it get pulled out while shaking again. He felt empty now whining to why he did that but he got his answer when feeling something hotter and thicker slam inside. Rust screams arching his back off the bed almost ripping the pillow with Davion moaning out from the increased heat.

Even without a word, Davion begins pounding into his knight hearing Rust lustfully moaning in the room while drooling. "AHHHH!! Y..YES, YES PLEASE! THANK Y..YOU, THANK YOU!! OH GOD!! OH THANK YOU!!" he twitched but Rust loved it feeling full again. "L..LIKE THAT!! FUCK ME!! FUCK ME HARDER!!" he begs with Davion holding him down seeing this.

"Haaaaa your so evil to make me that worried. How dare you be a naughty knight worrying your dragon!" he growls against him still slamming up into him as Rust screams out drooling from the rough pounding.

"Ahhhhhh!! I'm s...sorry!! I'm s..sorry, Davion! I'll be a good knight! Just please..please keep fucking me! Fuck me till you break me!" he begs only for Davion to kiss his neck with Rust holding onto him.

"Grrrrrrr...Your such a naughty treasure..your dirty naughty treasure! I should tie you down on this bed, breed you all day and night till your nothing but a moaning mess. You owe me for worrying me this much. You should be punished like the naught knight you are!" he growls clawing his sides hearing Rust hiss.

"Y..Yes sir!! I'm s..such a bad gahhhh knight! P..Please punish me! Punish me for being a naughty knight! Fill me to the brim till you do. Just don't stop please don't stop!" he moans with his tongue hanging out only for Davion to keep him pinned though he did rip the blindfold off seeing his red dazed eyes as he looked really out of it.

"Tell me Rust..who do you belong to? Who do you belong to?" he asked pounding away as Rust curls his toes not able to move but he leans his head back moaning out.

"Say it!"

"Y..You! I b..belong to you! My soul b..belongs to you! My h..hole and body belongs to you! My d..dragon! I belong to you!" he whimpers twitching when he came again. However, this made Davion lick his neck and grind against him.

"Good boy. Your mine and you'll always be mine. But were not done.." he said starting the hard thrusts again. He heard Rust moan shaking with tears in his eyes feeling this again.

"Oh fffffmmmmm!!"

"Don't worry, I'll keep going till I know you mean it. Besides, your punishment will last till you proven to me your a good boy. Till then...your going to stay here and take my thrusts no matter what." he said now seeing a weak dazed Rust while he was screaming out feeling wet. However he was begging for more that shows Rust had a long night ahead of him. Along with him saying sorry for worrying his dragon.

#OOC #scattered silver rose petals #ask answered #mun answered #silver butterfly mun #peahen mom #the mansion owner #davion and rust #the fractions of NYC #anon #peahen writer

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cowboy-robooty · 3 months

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Robooty Reviews: Royal Servant (3/10)

Read this way back in middle school... shared mangago lists with one of my friends and recognized this one and decided to reread. Lord. Who Likes This. The story is about Kyon and his master Lucaon and theres like some plot bullshit since in this world theres these guys who are royals and got these powers that they never fuckin use and live longer too and are strong n all that. and the only way to kill one tho is to give them this special poison that is completely undetectable and the only way to cure it is if the person who administered it fixes that shit. But yeah Lucaon hates servants and Kyon is a servant and Lucaon is a classic stoic scum gong and falls in love with Kyon but only starts being nice to him once Kyon literally spends 20 chapters on the brink of death lol bro got a fever and slit his wrists and fell into an ice pond and then got a fever again and pneumonia and Lucaon went "..... ok ill be nice to you now"

the art is good for this story dont get me wrong but its really really really stiff expression wise. maybe i'm just a little stupid and i need to see a huge cartoon tear drop to tell a character is sad but for realsies I do think that the art is pretty, but the expressions when bitches are fucking dying and shit could be a little more extreme. its okay to sacrifice their pretty boy looks for one pannel trust me..

The romance itself is just like whatevs. I will admit I am a fan of how kyon will just take anything like bro does not give a fuck okay cuz hes madly in love with Lucaon and doesnt care what he does to him. Im pretty sure in one chapter Kyon is just walking in the halls and Lucaon lunges at him and bites him until he bleeds and kyon passes the fuck out from the attack and its just like ok lol. LUCAON DOESNT GIVE A FUCK HES SO MEAN TO KYON UNTIL HES SUDDENLY NOT BECAUSE HE HAD HIS SCUM GONG REALIZATION WHEN KYON TRIES TO LEAVE HIM 15 MILLION TIMES AND ALMOST DIES IN EVERY INSTANCE OF TRYING TO LEAVE. the upside to kyon is that hes a simp and a pussy and he is a bit of a little bitch but he isnt a whiny bitch about it. like lucaon is his tormentor and he finds out that THERES A POSSIBILITY that he could be the cause of Lucaon's demise and immediately is like okay ill kill myself i need to get out of here and thats why he almost dies 10 million times trying to leave bc he only tries to leave bc lucaon's blonde ass brother is like dude. you might cause Lucaon to die since you're a secret spy with your memories wiped. AND ITS KINDA FUNNY BECAUSE HE STRAIGHT UP SEES KYON ALMOST DEAD IN BED AND GOES "GOD I WISH THIS BITCH WOULD JUST DIE ALREADY" LOL!!

When i was younger i was a fan of the pink haired guy (lucaons other brother) and his servant who is his boyfriend and treated as an equal and yeah younger me was right tbh kind wish the story focused on them instead. but ngl i hate the entire family drama thing bc like its the plot and all that but im like WHO GIVE A FUCK? this manhwa is just mid. mid as fuck. I'll admit when i was younger i re read the 20 chapters where kyon is on the brink of death like 50000 times over and over again because i loveeee suicide and i lovee when kyon tries to kill himself a million jillion times and Lucaon is like FUCKING STOP. theres like idk tiny hints of goodness. I can enjoy a good scum gong alright and I do like when Lucaon is like "brah... ive seen you cry more times than smile..... thats kinda fucked" MMMMMMM YES. FEEL BAD. FEEL REMORSE. but its just not worf it okay the manhwa sucks and its 100 chapters or some shit like that bruh moment. I also do like how at the end Kyon acknowledges that hes going to die before Lucaon and Lucaon needs to learn how to love other people than him because he doesn't want Lucaon to be stuck on him forever and ever. I think it was a nice bittersweet thing. In short. just not my thing. mid. equivalent to eating spoonfuls of peanut butter for dinner. Like you can... wont be very satisfying tho

#robooty reviews #yaoi review #rec #recommendation #recommendations #recs #Royal Servant

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thetitans-stories · 2 years

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Samantha kept munching on her third pizza of the day. This would have bothered her a few days ago but with the discovery of the Master PC program, her perfectly cute bubble butt, her slim model waistline, her long gorgeous hair draped over her back and bed, all of those physical concerns were gone. When she discovered the program, it became clear to her that the few permanent changes she did to herself was accepted as perfectly normal by everybody else, including her boyfriend (who got a update in the downstairs department, mainly for her own pleasure). But that was not where she wanted to go. Looking through the settings, she had found the perfect combination for her own little kinks: First and most importantly, reset reality to previous physical and mental state after 24 hours passed. Checked. Awareness of reality having been altered during the duration: Nobody. Checked. Oblivious to the program and its changes for the duration: Herself. Checked. Retaining all memories after changes have concluded: Herself. Checked. Typing in the changes for this first trail, she hit Enter and….

“You humans are very silly, modesty do you call it? I don’t see any reason for me to have this on me.” “I told you already, my name is Daniel, now will you please put some more clothes on?” “There is no need, I already told you so. The holographic projector can make me look like any of your species, including outfits, but I prefer to look like normal with you here.” “Please Samdexherathi-berhatgDAAA that name is just simply impossible to pronounce with a human tongue.” “Again, I told you to call me Sam, that is perfectly fine for this type of first contact. Now, what were you going to say” “Please don’t use your pheromones tonight. I have a super important meeting tomorrow and I can’t spend the night fucking you again, no matter how pleasuring it is mmmmmmm.” “Oh, you misunderstand little human. Those “Pheromones” you speak of are simply what I smell like. It is not my fault that you become so, what was your word for it again? Right, Horny when breathing it. Not that I complain, Sedrellachich males have nothing in the equipment department compared to you humans. Now how about we get into some inter-species copulations? “hngggggggggggggg” “Thought as much.”

——–24 hours later——-

Samantha lay panting on her own bed, in her much more human skin and body. All the memories of the past 24 hours had been a blur, but after fucking her boyfriend unconscious she had taken the mailman, the neighbor and his wife into her body. It all had felt so natural and fantastic, yet something was missing. Something she had yearned for. and now it was within her grasp. Setting up the limitations exactly the same as before, seriously, this was a reality altering program, how could it not create simple macros? Same as before and then started typing carefully and extremely specific. She hovered her finger over the Enter button and smiled as she pressed it down……

“Welcome home Master Daniel. How may this slave pleasure you today.”

“Ughhh. Still not used to having you around Suki. How was your day?”

“It was pleasing Master. I have cleaned the entire house, done the dishes, washed your clothing and stayed horny all day awaiting your return.”

“Thats grea…wait, I never told you to do that last thing.”

“Silly Master. You don’t actually need to tell me to do things. What kind of a slave would this one be if I could not read your mind and learn what you truly wish for me to do?

“That’s…. a little terrifying but also very hot. How about food?”

“The steak is almost done. Medium rare, correct?”

“That mind reading thing is probably going to take longer to get used to than the hole slave thing.”

“Now, while you eat, would you like me to give you a blowjob, a titjob or fuck me across the table?”

“Ehmmmmm?”

“You are naughty Master. All 3 it is as you command.” ——-24 hours later——- Samantha fell off the bed as she got pulled back into her original reality. Trying to quickly getting back up on it, she had to attempt 4 times standing up before getting there due to the flood of memories pouring into her brain. Suki had a lot of thoughts and memories to go over but one thing was clear. Samantha absolutely loved it, as long as she could reset it back to normal. Looking at the program and the empty change box in it. She was just not the type of person that came up with all of these scenarios, she has done the two she could think of, but she didn’t want to spend time as her old boring self, she wanted to spend the time as other creations, not spending the time making it up. But what if she didn’t need to? ((Old readers might recognize the story, but I had to make some changes due to images no longer working on this platform, and a lot of these stories are based on said images so I had to do some light rewriting))

#Mind Control #Transformation #Master PC #Reality altering #Reality changing #Alien #Asian #Slave #Master #Seduction

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tophat-cy · 4 months

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It's that time of the year again, huh?

Hello everyone! Here is TopHat_Cy with probably the last Tumblr post of this year. Since 2023 is coming to a close, I'll just put down a little summary of the experiences I had this year. Let's get started ^v^ ✨💗!

⚠️CW/TW since there may possibly be some ranting and/or venting at some points⚠️

To be honest here, 2023 was pretty rough, and I'm not talking about that I had the baccalaureate in June, oh no. I was honestly waiting for that time so I can just do myself after that, right after I supported 4 years in that hellpit people called it high-school (or pedagogic college...whatever 🙄), just to get like over 3 months later on a worse hellpit called college, where all my personal issues has awakened...and felt horrible and lonelier like I've never been.

Despite being in overall horrible, high-school was great because mostly because I wasn't feeling the loneliness and self misery I feel now. Now that I'm at college I get almost hit daily by the fact that 1) I'm lonely and I'll always remain lonely (since who tf wants a little antisocial freak who literally draws all day lmao??) 2) I'm worthless, mostly because my French skills (at least) suck, and a good amount of my marks suck as well in comparison with other students (and honestly I wouldn't be bothered that much about this fact if it wasn't for my mom who haves the great habit to remind me by times to make sure I take big marks only to get the scholarship, hahahaha shut up bitch), which guess what, it makes me feel ✨horrible✨, and 3) Your life is a pure lie. This is sooooooooooo great isn't it :D ??!

*sigh*

I realized within my current college experience that I'm lonely not only in society, but with my own mom. I realized I'm even more of a worst daughter than I ever thought...I realized that I'm getting more horrible as the time goes by, or at least this is how I feel. I feel like losing myself slowly, becoming into nothing but a setinent shell of the former self. With those realizations, I'm getting hit in the face once again by the most saddest fact that I've encountered so far in my life but I always tend to forget it to make myself feel better (but you know how life is...it needs to offer you some lemons in the eyes 👁️👁️)...

...the fact that my life is nothing but a pure LIE.

But hey! Can we look into the bright side of what this year offered for some hot minutes?? It's not all black and misery! I had part of wonderful and fun times with my boyfriend (we did Whiteboards and rambled about our silly stuff like two neurodivergents that we are 😁✨), I had part of several fanart moments from people, I had Art Fight (yeaaaaah, our old pal Art Fight, which kinda started to become a pain in the ass every year when I have to bring my REFs up to date for this event...mmmmmmm 😊/pure af hot sarcasm, but honestly here, do I really care :D ???), I even joined my first Original Characters Tournament, Ressurection, in which I met wonderful people which appreciate my skills and also willing to help and support. And most importantly, I had YOU! All of you! If it wasn't for you guys, I definitely wouldn't been here, sharing this thoughts with YOU. And I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart, once again ❤️!

As a mini conclusion to all of this speech, I'll admit that this year was still decent so far, with all it's ups and downs, along with the fact that I'm returning myself at being genderfluid (hence the Pic at the very beginning of the post lmao :')) )

The latest events from this year at least made me think that being feminine related makes me feel worthless about myself, and I don't want to feel like that anymore. I want to be strong at its full and I want to feel and be free with who I am. I'm not the most social person, yes. I'm far off from being a great daughter, yes of course, and I'm definitely far from being the best person out alive, or at least a great one. But at least I want to do something about it, so I can have the right to say that I tried my best for real.

So, that's it. I'm genderfluid. I go by he/they/cee from now on (although cee/ceer pronouns are most likely optional, like if you want to use them, go ahead, although I'll still be ok if you used the he/they ones, just don't refer to me with she/her or any fem aligned pronouns).

🌙⭐Plans for 2024⭐🌙

(aka my favorite part from this post so far 🤓)

Just like everyone else, I have prepared some future plans for the next year and which I'd like to share with you. Here they are!

I want to make EITHER an OCT or a world-building RP server somewhere around February-March or later (I would've done it sooner, but I have to prepare for the exam session in January). The OCT thing may take a while though since I want it to be good, so this plan might get extended for 2025 as well. As for the world-building RP thing, with some effort, it could be done next year.

Returning on developing some miscellaneous projects - those being Insanity AU and a somewhat game-like concept that my boyfriend made plans about it in this year and which I'd like to develop on. Insanity AU is a thing that I've made with dustyisegg back in 2022 but discontinued it for 9 months due to [DATA EXPUNGED] and resumed it's development, by remaking the characters and their plot entirely. (Dusty if you see this tell me if you still want to work on this, yeah yeah I'm a huge procrastinator lawl 👾✨)

JToH, JToH, JToH projects - my dear and beloved JToH...(I've been in this Fandom for almost 3 years...more than I've been in the Doll Eye one, can you believe that?). Most of those projects will consist on simply designing new towerhumans, respectively redesigning the old ones. Along with that I have a comic project which I will start making it's script soon enough, other side projects that I have in my mind...and JToHVerse, which I don't know when it's that going to be started (earliest date will apparently be around 2025, but let's see how the comic project goes 🤷🏻‍♀️)

Putting some content in Toyhouse - a thing that I should worry about eventually ;v;

GET YOUR ARTFIGHT SPIRIT BACK PSYCHE 😩!!!

The last but not the least...To start developing at least one of my original storylines FOR FUCK'S SAKE 😂😂😂!!!!!! I've been waiting for this for years already hajshshdvbssb :')) I'm not sure which of them is going to come out tho. Definitely not PK though, that one will most likely get an extend to next year.

So...I guess that's it??

I'm going to assure you with two things before I finish. First of them is that, again I think, I'm fine. I'm not upset or anything. I had hard times like everyone else (maybe) this year and I had to left it out somehow. But in rest everything is alright, so don't worry about me. I will keep existing for you and for what I love ^v^.

The second thing that I will say is about this blog. Starting with January 1st, I do not allow anyone below the age of 15 to interact. I have an age now, and at this point I want to entertain people, not to babysit them. So don't get upset if you possibly get blocked, that would be one of the reasons (I hope to remember to unblock you after you get the age hhgjgjfjf 😅)

That's it guys! If you read til here, thank you very much for the attention and time spent on reading this. Hope everyone haves a wonderful 2024 and nice days! See ya around 💗💗💗!

#blog #blog post #2023 summary #damn this shit is looooooooooooooong #haha 😅#cw : ranting #cw : vent #tumblr post #2023

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princesshillaryellaworld25 · 5 months

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Sick Boyfriend tells Penelope and Drugfriend who really attacked him:(Sequel to Sick Boyfriend gets attacked): My AU

3 weeks after Sick Boyfriend's recovery;

Penelope: I'm glad you're able to walk again😊

Sick BF: Yeah, I'm just happy I don't have to be in a wheelchair or walk on crutches anymore.😊

Drugfriend: Glad to hear that. 😊

Penelope: Hmmmm....😑

Sick BF: What's wrong, Penny?

Penelope: Sick Boyfriend, you haven't told us who attacked you.

Sick BF: *mind* Uh oh! Uh.....

Drugfriend: You know what Penny, you're right. Come to think of it, you haven't told us who attacked and you wanted to tell me after you recover.

Sick BF: Mmmmmmm....

Drugfriend: Sick Boyfriend, can you tell us who attacked you?

Sick BF: Uhhhhhhhhh.....I-I-I can't!

Penelope: Why not?

Sick BF: *nervously* B-B-Because.....because......uh...It's not a big deal!

Drugfriend: Dude, you were beaten to a pulp and was to the hospital, you have to tell who did it to you so the police can search for them.

Sick Boyfriend was too scared to tell them who attacked him, tears were coming out of his eyes.

Sick BF: *whimpering*

Penelope: Oh no!

Drugfriend: *mind* Maybe we shouldn't have pressured him. *sighs* Okay Sick Boyfriend, Sorry for pressuring you into telling us who attacked you.

Penelope: Yeah, it's okay. You don't have to tell us.

Sick BF: *sniff* It's fine, but *sigh*.....okay, I'm gonna tell you guys who attacked me....

Drugfriend: Okay, tell us

Penelope: Who attacked you?

Sick BF: It was....it was Sick Daila!

Penelope was shocked of what she just heard while Drugfriend was confused of who Sick Daila is.

Penelope: SICK DAILA ATTACKED YOU?! AND LANDED YOU IN THE HOSPITAL?!

Sick BF: Y-Yes, Penny please calm down!

Penelope: Of all things she have done, she has made a huge mistake of her LIFE! ATTACKING MY GAMING BUDDY WITH A IRON BULLWHIP?!

Sick BF: Penny, please calm down!

Drugfriend: Wait, Who is Sick Daila?

Penelope: *sigh* Okay, I'll tell you. Sick Daila was one of Lila Sky ex-friends, along with Clara, Mary, Sick Clara, Mavis and other people that I don't want to mention. She was very dangerous and would always pick on people. Originally She was friends with Lila Sky but they had an argument and the two broken up their friendship and Sick Daila moved on to Sick Sky.

Drugfriend: So She knows about Sick Sky?

Penelope: Yes.

Drugfriend: oh But why would she want to attack you, Sick Boyfriend?

Sick BF: *sigh* Sick Sky must've told her that I rejected her 15 years ago and once she moved on to you and you and I started dating, she gotten even more upset, so that's why....

Penelope: Awww Sick Boyfriend it's okay, *hugged Sick Boyfriend to comfort him* I won't let that crazy psychopath get you again!

Drugfriend: Yeah, you have us! Don't let someone like Sick Daila or Sick Sky get you down like that, we will stay by your side no matter what!

Sick BF: *smiled a bit* Thanks guys!

Drugfriend: Now, I have to let the others know the person who attacked you was Sick Daila so they can arrest her.

Sick BF: Okay, I just want Sick Daila to get what she deserves.

Penelope: I can beat her up with my baseball bat if you want me too!

Sick BF: No Penny, Violence is never the answer.

Penelope: *sigh* Okay......

Drugfriend: I'll let the others know that it was Sick Daila that attacked you.

#fnf spongebob parodies #friday night funkin #fnf mod #sick boyfriend #bobsponge gf #drugfriend #scriptwriting

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transedhausen · 2 years

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Hello milo, ‘tis I, bflsc anon! Last weeks rampage was on and pretty much just finished. Here are my thoughts

1. Hook is really good, but god do I miss hookhausen. Tony, please give hook his boyfriend back I’m begging you it was really homophobic to spilt them up

2.More woman’s matches please Tony I get that you hate women(/j I think? I’m not entirely sure that’s not off the table with how he books woman’s wrestling) but please book them more and book them better !!!

3. Jade cargill 💕💕💕 (I love buff women so much and watching her with that hammer? Mmmmmmm)

4. Chuck and trent should have gotten more offence in during their match WHICH WAS STILL AWESOME AND FANTASTIC AND VERY GOOD !!!!!!!!!!!! But I wish Chuck and trent hadn’t have basically spent the whole time getting beaten up

5. I loved the amount of double teaming/triple teaming done by the best friends and orange, it sold them as such a cohesive team which I looooove (THE FUCKING ANT HILL MILO!!!!! THE ANT HILLLLLLLLL)

6. I love danhausen!!! Him refusing to curse sonny was fantastic!!! He’s such a little guy I adore him (fun fact hookhausen basically got me into aew I used to be a strictly wwe guy, but I got charmed by hook and his weird little ghoul and here I am)

7. I miss kris statlander so very much, I feel like someone crawling through the desert searching for water but am just a nonbinary individual who yearns for their favourite lady :(

8. Best friends vs the dark order should be the finals me thinks atm (like I enjoy the elite, but there are so many more factions that deserve to be inaugural trios champs, and I think h.o.b will probably be screwed over by Miro, so I’m rooting for dark order vs best friends, with the best friends winning)

9. I hate Chris Jericho ( I’m not gonna explain myself he just pisses me off and I’m angry he was on commentary) (Also not jr asking what hook’s “Mexican name” was, like come on jr I already don’t like the way you bodyshame chuck, don’t make me dislike you more)

Anyway this got way longer than I was expecting I’m just happy I got to see something wrestling related on free tv in my country :] okay bye milo hope u have a good day

love when anons come into my inbox ❤️

#this is me and you anon #i also hate chris jericho bud he’s the fucking worst #and jr needs to be used ONLY for white people matches #no more jr calling minority matches!!! i’m sick of it!!!!!

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gummygowon · 3 years

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cute relationship things with ateez!

genre: fluff (a lot)

warnings: none :)

established relationship!

a/n: i meant to post this like two weeks ago but i never finished it so consider this an early valentine’s day gift <3 ;)

seonghwa:

for some reason, i feel like seonghwa likes to read books

with that being said, on lazy days where you guys didn’t want to get up and do anything

you guys would read books !!!

before you guys would read some were recommendations from each other on your own

and then maybe rant to each other over little details about the book like how the main character went back to their toxic ex or how the ending of a book was so bad

“seonghwa, how did you even read this?!? the stupid ass main character keeps going back to that one jerk! like does she not realize she deserves more than his ugly ass???!!!?”

“y/n, just keep reading.”

“but hwa-”

turns out the main character got with the other woman yayyyyy!!! fuck shitty men

i don’t know how it happened but you guys started your own little book club with each other

so you guys could finally talk rant together at the same time about the book

so since you guys started to read the same book and if you guys found down time together you would read together

like, imagine it’s a peaceful friday night

seonghwa is back from work and so are you

you guys already showered and ate dinner

you’re just reading and then seonghwa just scoops you up and then puts you in between his legs with your back against his chest

and you’re like “wtf bro?”

and he’s just like, “what? i wanna read too???”

“didn’t you like read ahead tho??”

“yeah, but i wanna read it again.”

that was a fatass lie

he just wanted to be close to you

hongjoong:

ok so, we all know that this man is hella busy all the time

mans is the leader, song writer, producer, dancer, rapper (which is why he is good at all positions)

but you were patient with him and whenever he goes days without seeing you due to his busy ass schedule he would make it up to you yk what i mean

but on the more chill days when you saw hongjoong or even the days where he was cooped in his studio (you would visit him there because sometimes you just had to see him)

you guys would just lay on the couch, just enjoying each other’s presence and not feel like you have to make up for lost time

you would be on the bottom on your phone or reading a magazine/book

then hongjoong would be at the top with his head on your stomach as he would be writing down lyrics that came to mind

killing two birds with one stone you feel me

sometimes you would show him a funny meme that you found or quote something that you just read to him

“hongjoong, look at the way he fell!” you would be dying of laughter

and then he wouldn’t notice because he was really roped into making lyrics

but you also didn’t see him focusing so much because you were of course laughing at the kid that accidentally got bitchslapped off the couch because of their sibling

“joongie look!!!”

“what is it?”

you would then show him what happened and then he would look at with that “you really interrupted me for this??” type of look

“i just lost my train of thought for this song because you wanted to show me this kid falling off of a couch???”

“yes?”

he would just bring a hand to his face and think what tf? why tf? and then slowly start laughing because of what just happened

“see, wasn’t it funny?”

“a child getting hurt isn’t funny, y/n” he would laugh while scolding you

yunho:

yunho powers im sorry for this one

alright so, it’s night time

you guys are about to go to bed after a long day or work/school whatever

your eyes are fluttering closed because the day got you beat beat

but then yunho just kisses your face

and then you open your eyes slowly again to see yunho look like he just got caught doing something he wasn’t supposed to do

like imagine a kid that just got caught drawing on the walls

that’s what his face would look like

he’s just laying there like “i thought you were asleep...”

“i was just about to...”

yunho feels lowkey guilty now because you’re awake now and he knows you had a long day

he just couldn’t resist kissing you

you just looked so pretty and peaceful sleeping

mans was reminded by the universe themself about how lucky he was being able to date you

like, godamn what did he do in his past life to deserve you?

ok, back to this reaction idea thing-

yunho would apologize for waking you up with his cheeks a nice rosy color

you just look at him with tired eyes

“i’ll forgive you, if you give me more kisses.”

and yunho’s smile just lights up the whole damn room and he’s like oh? say less

so he goes to kissing your face

like all over

your nose

your cheeks

forehead

basically anywhere ok?

and you end up laughing because it tickles

but you just want him to kiss your lips which he does

... eventually lmao

but when he does your still laughing which causes him to laugh

he tells you “i love you, did you know that?”

and you get all flustered and shit but you still keep that playful energy around

“i love you too, but you aren’t forgiven just yet”

which leads to more kisses :))))

yeosang:

ok so you’re now the busy one

yeosang has so much respect for you because holy shit how do you balance that busy ass schedule of yours

your homework loads were no jokes

then to add to that you have a job which was even more stressful

it was amazing how you can manage all that and still keep a smile on your face

you also had major respect for yeosang as an idol

the industry was not a place to fuck around

you couldn’t be happier that your boyfriend was lucky enough to have a group who actually cared and supported each other

speaking of ateez, yeosang isn’t the most touchy person in the world

you didn’t mind of course, you’re the same way

however, when he did give you cuddles and kisses you would be a blushing mess

a sort of rare sight that yeosang loved to see

anyways, one night you were busy writing those argumentative essays that you were sure that your fingers would fall off by the time you were finished

you were working on it ever since you got home from school (with the occasional food and bathroom breaks )to the time when yeosang came back from practice

you moved to your shared bed by the time the sweaty boy came home and he was surprised that you were working on one subject for so long

the stupid piece was almost finished by the time yeosang was out of the shower

however, you didn’t even notice

you were too immersed in your writing to notice

yeosang took this as an opportunity to sit behind you and wrap his arms around your waist and watch over your shoulder as you worked

and of course, he would kiss your cheek occasionally

this was super sweet gesture but yeosang but you didn’t the notice that he wrapped his arms around you

“ai yah! what the hell?” you yelled and turned around to see your boyfriend clutching his chest

“oh it’s just you.”

yeosang would give you a deadpanned look and be like, “yeah, who else tf???”

you would apologize and kissing his cheek before returning to back to work

which yeosang would return to hugging your waist and keep his head on your shoulder

and give you occasional kisses on your cheek or neck

after that night, it became a weekly occurrence

which you loved of course, who wouldn’t love their bf cuddling them while they chased their bag

san:

i am very excited for this one

ok so, san loves playing with your hair

it’s just so much fun

running his fingers through it or just attempting to braid it or put it into a tiny ponytail

he loved it

he would probably always play with your while you were watching tv together, sitting together in the car, or even before you guys fall asleep

then one day after san came home early from work

you guys were chilling on the bed watching the latest k-drama that came out since san made you wait so you guys could watch it together

san was in between your legs with his back leaning against your chest

and that’s when you decided to run your fingers through his soft, fluffy hair

that’s also when san asked you to braid his hair

“sure, what type of braid though?”

“there’s different kinds????”

“yes, san. now pick one.” you gave him your phone that was pulled up to different types braids.

“i want the french ones. they sound fancy.”

you roll your eyes and start sectioning his hair into two sections and start braiding his hair and lightly pull on the pink strands because you know san likes his hair pulled

so you doing his hair right

and you begin rambling about your day/week

talking about whatever interesting happened to you because you know that san likes hearing you talk no matter what it’s about

however, you were knee deep into talking about the latest drama at work that you didn’t even realize that san stopped talking

“san?”

he didn’t answer and his head would be dipping down so low you were surprised you didn’t fall over

“baby?”

san still wouldn’t respond to you

but this time he just flipped over so his head would be on your stomach as he wrapped your arms around your stomach

“mmmmmmm?”

“nevermind love, just sleep.”

he would respond by burying his head further into your stomach and tightened his hold around you

you kissed his head and ran your fingers through his hair which lulled san to sleep even more

“goodnight sannie.”

mingi:

you have been best friends with song mingi ever since you moved into the tiny neighborhood that you call home

it all started when your parents brought you over to your next door neighbor’s house for breakfast on a cold saturday morning

you were extremely shy when you were little so the only thing you could remember about your first experience with mingi was hiding behind your mother’s leg for the first hour of being there and watching the young boy play with his toy cars and planes before he finally offered a pirate ship to you

ever since that unforgettable saturday, you pretty much spent the rest of your childhood with mingi

you guys were practically joined at the hip

even when you were getting endlessly teased by your classmates for the first month of school for having an accent whenever you spoke

which resulted in you running to the bathroom crying

not even a minute later, you heard someone burst through the girls’ bathrrom

“y/n?”

you peaked your head out of the stall to see your tall neighbor looking out of breath

“mingi, you aren’t supposed to be here!” you said in between sobs

“it’s okay, i don’t care.” he said as he awkwardly wrapped his arms around you. “are you okay?”

you shook your head no looking at him with tears running down your face

the poor boy was internally freaking out since he has no clue on how to comfort people (especially if they’re a girl)

he was like eight at the time give him a little break

so of course, his first reaction was to make you laugh somehow

and he did this by randomly recreating the “boots and cats, boots and cats” rhythm after seeing siri do it in a youtube video and started to bop his head

surprised by his sudden movements, you laughed out of pure confusion

as soon as mingi saw the corner of your lips flip upwards he began rapping faster to the point where he was gasping for breath leading him into a coughing fit

“mingi you can breathe, y’know!” you giggled in between words

after the young boy had caught his breath from hacking away at his lungs, he smiled at you

until- the teacher had came into the bathroom, scolding mingi for going into the girls’ restroom

even though mingi didn’t care at all that he got in trouble, the only thing he cared about was that you were feeling better

ever since then whenever you were sad or having a bad day mingi would whip out his phone and ask siri to rap while he free-styled over the monotone voice

he literally still does it

even two years into your relationship-

“siri, can you rap for me?” mingi would ask his phone as he pointed his free arm at you

“boots and cats-”

“mingi, please no.” you laughed in between tears, your mood rising with every beat

wooyoung:

i wholeheartedly believe that wooyoung would kiss you face if you were sad

but the first time this happened, you guys were still fairly new into your relationship

which meant that you weren’t completely ready to be extremely vulnerable around wooyoung

because in your mind, letting someone see you at your lowest lows of means that you really trust and love someone to let them see you like that

you always wanted to be known as the strong person in the friend group

you were that glue that held everyone together

always listening to others and taking care of others before yourself

which is why wooyoung fell in love with you in the first place

he had never been in a relationship where someone was so caring and thoughtful of others that he was scared that he wouldn’t be enough for you and that you deserved better

of course, he didn’t tell you that right away but he confessed to you about that wayyy later in your relationship which is another story to be told

but one day, life was coming at you so fucking fast

assignments were piling up left and right and deadlines were literally every other day

and then there seemed to be an increase in the amount of angry karens at your work

and your patience was thinning everyday with those people

then to top it all off, all the tests you’ve been studying for, you got mediocre grades, some even worse in other subjects

it just felt like no matter how much work you put into whatever you do, you got half ass results

it was just pushing your mental health further into the ground

you could handle a C every once in awhile but multiple? on back to back tests? no fucking way you just couldn’t

those stupid, dark thoughts would cloud your mind in an instant and on days like this, you would just let them consume you

you were too tired to pick yourself up again and fight back which led to you crying in wooyoung’s arms

usually, you would feel so embarrassed crying over things like this when you know other people have it worse but you couldn’t hold in it anymore

you ranted about yourself in between your hiccups from crying which would hurt wooyoung’s heart a little bit

because he thought of you as such a strong and kind person- the complete opposite of what you were saying about yourself

so when you were done talking, wooyoung made you look at him and assured you that you were not any of those nasty things that you said about yourself

each insult turned into a thoughtful compliment accompanied by a kiss

“y/n, you are so intelligent-”

kiss

“caring-”

kiss

“beautiful-”

kiss

“more than everything i ever wanted”

kiss

by the time wooyoung was done, you were a giggling mess

“and this is why i love you.”

he finally kissed you on your lips, smiling into it like the dork he is

it was the first ever time he told you that he loved you

jongho:

i am also a firm believer that jongho would sing his s/o to sleep

like with that heavenly voice of his, he better put them to sleep

so on the first night you ever slept with jongho, you were too nervous to go to bed even though your body was screaming at you to close your eyes

you kept tossing and turning every few minutes or your eyes would shoot open with your heart racing

at this point, you gave up on trying to sleep and got up (carefully to not wake up your sleeping boyfriend) to get a drink

while you were in the kitchen, clutching your chest in an effort to get yourself to calm down, jongho had stirred awake to an empty bed

a flash of panic surged through his body as he momentarily forgot where he was since he wasn’t at his dorm his room never looked this clean

yawning, the vocalist would wander into the light with his eyes squinted, “y/n?”

“oh my god!” you jumped, water almost spilling out your glass

jongho covered his ears, “what are you doing up?”

“oh,” you felt your cheeks turn red since you felt bad for waking your boyfriend up. “i can’t sleep.”

“why?” he asked, walking towards the couch.

“i don’t know.” you answered as you followed close behind.

you curled up next to jongho, clutching his shirt “i’m sorry for waking you up.”

jongho smiled tiredly at you before kissing your head, “don’t be. it’s okay. i don’t have work tomorrow anyways.”

you smiled in response before the two of you guys fell into a silence

“do you want me to sing you to sleep?”

“yes, please.” you murmured into his side as jongho placed his other arm around you, successfully trapping you in between his arms

he began singing softly into your ear as he stroked your hair

his warm voice coaxing your eyes to close

at last, your mind was at peace with itself

your heart beat slowing down

and by the time the song was finished you were fast asleep in arms

jongho kissed your forehead once more

“i love you.”

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sugarskulldraws · 3 years

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The Knight Who Refused to Rest ||metadede oneshot||

Currently he was in the kitchen of castle Dedede drinking his 4th cup of coffee in the past hour while seemingly staring through the coffee pot leaning against the counter for support.

Meta blinked a couple of times, once again starting to become aware of where he was. Once he has achieved that goal he and started the task of finishing off his heavily sweetened coffee and starting on a new cup. He would honestly gag at how sweet and how bitter it was if he was actually well rested and awake, be alas, he was not.

After about 20 minutes of standing around in the kitchen Meta Knight had decided to start the hard task of walking all the way back to his flat and finish the pile of paperwork that had been on his desk for a while. As soon as Meta had turned towards the door and started to slowly walk and stumble towards the door.

While slowly leaving the room Meta had bumped into something extremely soft and warm and had nearly fallen onto his bottom in a daze but had been caught by the thing he had run into on accident.

“M-my apologies”, Meta had said with a suppressed yawn in between his sentence.

The round knight looked up at his obstacle as well as his savior only to realize that it was Dedede with a slightly concerned look with a soft smile on his face.

“It’s alright Meta Knight,” Dedede said softly, “are you feeling alright though? You normally notice when I’m in a room.”, He added with concern, having noticed dull Metas’ usually bright Amber eyes were.

The round knight had flinched when he finally processed what the king had asked him.

“I-I’m fine, just a-a bit tired,” The orb obviously lied.

Dededes’ eyebrows raised and his mouth went into a flat line, one of the most sceptical and disappointed looks he had ever made.

“Meta, that’s a lie. We both know this,” the penguin had started while meta decided to avoid eye contact with the bird, “also, when was the last time you slept eh?” The king finally finished with his brows still raised and his paws on his hips.

“Uhh, I believe it was, around, four days ago,” he said with a slight slur and some uncertainty.

Meta had taken a minute to answer but when he did Dedede was extremely disappointed.

“By the stars meta,” Dedede mumbled to himself while leaning down to start to pick Meta Knight up.

“Up we go!” The king had said out loud once he picked meta up and held him in a hugging position.

Meta gave a weak hiss similar to that of a cat and started to feebly struggle out of his boyfriend's arms.

“P-Put me down!”, He barely shouted with a yawn that was forced back.

Dedede looked down at his small little boyfriend with a grin, “No can do mety! I gotta get you to bed.” The king added much to metas’ displeasure.

“I’m fine,” meta said with a yawn,” I dun need to sleep yet.” Meta added while starting to slur more audibility from his drowsiness with starting to snuggle into the king's fluff and robe.

“Uh huh, sure ya don’t.” Dedede replied with a fond smile and started to pet meta knight so he was more cozy.

“Mmmmmmmm” was all meta replied with while using all his energy not to pass out right then and there.

After a bit of walking around throughout the castle Dedede had made it to his bedroom with the drowsy knight still fighting sleep in his arms. The penguin opened the door and walked through, closing the door behind him. He walked towards the bed and set his little knight onto the bed. Once he had the barely conscious puffball sitting up comfortably he started to remove the armour and the mask from the orb's body.

While Dedede was getting the armour off Meta knight had jolted in realisation that he had been moved from the kitchen and that he was now missing some armour thanks to his boyfriend.

“Mmmmmmm,” Meta knight groaned in exhaustion.

Dedede had given a small start to the sudden noise from the knight but didn’t react or stop his goal of making Meta comfortable at all.

Once Meta had been put into one of Dedede’s old sweaters and the bird himself had changed into his pajamas the two (Dedede laying Meta under the covers) had gotten comfortable in the bed and were now snuggling together with Meta weakly gripping his paws on the blanket and Dedede giving Meta some pets in the spot between his bat wings.

After a little bit the two had eventually fell asleep snuggling.

The end <3

#oneshot #writing #metadede #I have no life #haha oneshot go brr #expect one other oneshot to come out soon #I despise writing sometimes

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that-was-anticlimactic · 3 years

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oooh okay what about zukka + 4F?? <3

4F ZUKKA

Zuko loved being with Sokka. His boyfriend was his absolute favorite person in the entire world and every minute he spent with him made his love grow more and more.

But maybe asking Sokka to study with him was a bad idea.

Thankfully, they were studying in the BSSU library so Sokka couldn’t make a big scene, but still.

All Zuko wanted was to spend some precious quiet time doing homework with his boyfriend (and Sokka being great at math and science had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he was working on his science-y homework—nope), but ever the over-achiever, Sokka finished a half hour ago.

Instead of sitting quietly or helping Zuko, Sokka made the conscious decision to be distracting. That had to be it.

Zuko felt his face flush as he tried to focus on the math problem in front of him (why do gen eds exist?) and did his best not to side-eye Sokka who he knew was staring at him with a super lovely expression.

But given the choice, he would always look back at his boyfriend, so he did.

The way Sokka was staring at him was reminiscent of the way a cartoon character would stare at a loved one: with big eyes, the ambiance of hearts, the look of pure and total adoration, his chin in his hands.

It was enough to make Zuko’s heart melt in his chest.

“You’re so cute when you’re bad at math,” Sokka said, sighing happily.

Zuko rolled his eyes but couldn’t suppress the smile creeping up his face. “Shut up.”

“I’m just saying. Your nose does that thing where it scrunches and you start glaring at the numbers like they personally offended you—“

“They did…”

“— and the corners of your mouth start twitching like maybe you’re about to start yelling at them. It’s cute,” Sokka concluded, still grinning like a fool.

Zuko cursed the fact that he blushed at everything. “Shut up,” he groaned once more, playfully swatting Sokka’s arm. “I’m trying to finish this.”

Sokka chuckled and scooted his chair closer to Zuko, peering at the problems on his paper. His face lit up. “Oh! This is so easy! Okay so…”

… maybe Zuko could get where Sokka was coming from, for as his boyfriend spoke, he found himself staring as well. It was adorable, the way Sokka spoke with his hands and the way his chin jerked in the air.

Sokka was so authentically Sokka.

“Hello? Earth to Zuko?”

Sokka’s hand in front of his face broke him from his trance, and he blinked a couple of times. “Hm?”

“Did you hear anything I said?”

Zuko rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. “Umm, no.”

Sokka groaned dramatically, shaking his head. “I don’t paid enough for this.”

“You don’t get paid at all.”

“I know, that’s why I don’t get paid enough for this.”

“Hm, well, how about you help me with my homework and then I’ll repay you in kisses when we’re done?” he whispered, cupping Sokka’s face with one hand and sliding his thumb across his cheeks.

And now Sokka was the blushing and spluttering mess. He nodded, tilting his head and kissing Zuko’s hand.

He withdrew it, smirking. “Hey, no kisses until my homework is done,” he scolded, relishing in the indignant look on Sokka’s face.

“Rude,” he mumbled, but either way, Sokka took a breath to collect himself and looked pointedly at Zuko’s homework. “Okay, where were we?”

“The beginning?”

“Idiot.”

“Nerd.”

“Dork.”

“Hey… you’re cute when you do math too.”

~~~~~~~~

mmmmmmm i’m not a huge fan of this but it’s fine. it’s whatever lol. i saw a goose so we can blame the goose on why this isn’t great lol i just wanted to make this soft zukka and it turned into me hating math and science mijuybghuij anyways, here ya go, babe lol. sorry it took forever, i quite literally forgot about it haha

#i'm sorry this is terrible #i literally didn't even proof read it before i posted it juybvbghui #and the end is rushed but it's whatever #i saw a goose and it distracted me from how i intended to end it lol #corey rambles:)#corey writes:)#grace tag

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dangermousie · 2 years

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CFC 122

1. HY trying to find the best doctor for XQC’s injury; he even contracted his parents who he can’t stand, for that!

2. I hate freaking He Li, giving evil mom the idea HY may be in love. And of course, that wonderful mother’s first thought is “I need to find out if true and who it is because it can affect evil org.” Whatever the death toll of this book, I need her to be among it!

3. I am incredibly amused though at the fact that her investigation leads her to think he’s in love with XX and banged her like mad in the club and then is in a long term and hot relationship with her. Ahahahaha dying. Or at least I am trying to focus on that aspect and not the fact of what a horrific and gross violation it is for HY’s freaking mother (!!!) to investigate how and where and how many condoms he buys and when (!!!) - like his mother tries to match dates of his condom purchases with dates when he sees XX (and is puzzled he doesn’t, just XX’s brother) and BARF BARF BARF that is so sick, I can’t.

4. I love that XQC’s brain explodes at the thought of HY caring for him because he knows HY doesn’t really care about anyone (and here HY offers to drive him because XQC can’t drive and he doesn’t want him to take the subway and have someone bump into his arm.) I love how hard it is for XQC to shift the paradigm despite clues screaming in 30ft neon letters at him because it’s so human.

5. HY not knowing how to get on the subway is A+ Domyoiji behavior.

6. Every time XQC calls HY “litte devil” and HY is so happy about it, my heart melts.

7. HY has a serious bondage and dress up kink; now he’s imagining police uniforms and handcuffs on XQC. If he ever talks XQC into this sort of thing, my jaw won’t just drop, it would burrow through to the earth core, but OTOH poor XQC deserves some fun so I hope they go for it some time!

8. HY protecting XQC and his injured arm from the crowd by basically enveloping him in his arms loosely and taking the brunt of the showing OMG I love this so much because it’s such a practical way to show care and that is actually XQC’s love language and HY doing it instinctively and XQC being taken care of for once even though he doesn’t realize!!!! And XQC feeling so comfortable and safe in HY’s arms he actually doses off as HY blisses out!!! I love this because it’s such a rare moment of peace for both of them but also because it says such volumes about the change in their relationship - XQC, who had well-justified nightmares because of what HY did to him back in 53, now feeling safe and comfortable enough with HY to literally fall asleep in his arms. And it’s the first time really and I am dying!

9. Girls were gonna ask for XQC;s number but HY stopped them before they poked him (good!!! the man needs his sleep!!!) and typed out on his phone (so as not to wake XQC up) that this is his boyfriend. I love how HY progressed from “I am not gay sex with men is repulsive” to “this is just sex still not gay” to “he’s my boyfriend fuck off.” I love it! And then he kisses XQC’s mole to demonstrate it and (a) XQC must really be knackered to sleep through this, poor man (b) I am so happy he gets to rest (c ) I always go feral when HY kisses the mole because it’s the one mark of his horrific suffering - it’s where the tube that gave him RN13 was - but now it’s the source of pleasure and tenderness and GUUUUUH

10. I love HY’s consistent “I want him but what he wants comes first” mindset now. MMMMM YES PLS Poor HY is dying of thirst when XQC is talking because their lips are so close. MMMMMMM SLURP

#meatbun doesn't eat meat #case file compendium #cnovel

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ignorancelive · 3 years

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FINALLY DOING ALL MY TAG GAMES AAAA IM SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO DO THESE

@whitedeadflower | pick my favourite albums for bill clinton to enjoy

not necessarily my favorites but i always pick the same 5 albums for these so i just put 4 albums i like a lot and have been listening to more recently <3

@opossuwu | 15 questions

1. What is the first song you remember hearing?

english songs: either learn to fly by foo fighters or human by the killers, i really cannot remember which one but it was around the same time im pretty sure

spanish songs: ALL the songs on/by rebelde, my sister was super into it when i was a baby so i heard so many of their songs right as i was learning to become a human

2. What is the first band you got into?

mmmmmmm probably one direction? if we’re not counting rebelde lol

3. Do you collect music on any physical format?

i collect almost all cds i know and like on CD and have recently started buying vinyl but i think im only going to get albums i really like on it since its more expensive

4. What is your favourite piece of music-related memorabilia/merchandise?

SO many things. i really like my nirvana and red hot chili peppers shirts because they make me feel cute! im also IN LOVE with the in utero angel sticker i bought on redbubble that has a transparent border so its JUST the angel, i stuck it on my record player and i love it so so much

5. What is your favourite concert you've been to?

i have not been to a concert yet :/ i went to a little student festival thing my university hosted for us and saw hunny + hayley kiyoko which was pretty neat

6. If you could see one artist (or band) who is no longer alive in concert, who would it be?

nirvana :(

7. Have you met any musicians?

i went to a cd signing for little mix when i was like 12-13 ish but thats the closest ive gotten lol

8. What is your go-to song/album when feeling sad?

i actually have a playlist of comfort songs to listen to when im sad, but i think the song i most consistently go to is encore by red hot chili peppers

9. What is your go-to song/album when feeling happy?

this one depends. probably hump de bump also by rhcp cause it SLAPS and always puts me in a better mood than when i started

10. What is one music-related documentary you love?

EYE only watched a few minutes of funky monks but im sure if i sat down to watch it now id love it. this is the worst question to ask me because i watch a ton of interviews on youtube so i cant even remember which ones were legit docus as opposed to just youtube vids so this question is gonna be basically unanswered. i do want to watch bob and the monster though

11. What is one concert DVD that you love?

i listen to it more as an album on spotify than watch it but Nirvana’s MTV Unplugged is so good

12. Do you prefer listening to playlists or full albums?

usually playlists! but occasionally ill play the albums i have on my player

13. Do you tend to listen to albums in order or on shuffle?

in order, shuffling them is rare

14. What is your favourite deep cut song by your favourite artist?

favorite artist is rhcp and honestly im? not fully sure. quixoticelixer slaps. and i like almost every song on im with you. but i think im gonna have to go with storm in a teacup cause i checked its streams and its not that popular </3

15. What is your favorite CD/vinyl/cassette that you own in terms of packaging?

THIS ONES SO HARD I LOVE PACKAGING DESIGNS. i love how rhcp’s im with you disc looks like because it has the track list on it but it doesnt look bad like other discs who do that do. booklet design i love vices and virtues by panic at the disco and american idiot by green day. idk what this would fall under but i also love how stadium arcadium’s booklet is held in the case and how when you take it out you see a picture of the band. and there are too many albums whose art i love so i cannot elaborate on that without making this 5xs longer lmao

@garbanz0 & @dailywilliams | top 5 songs ive had on repeat recently

according to spotify’s on repeat playlist:

but also according to my last.fm:

so basically red hot chili peppers own my ass

@badhe4d , @garbanz0 , & @catts-world | 10 songs you like, each by a different artist

uhhhhhhhhhhh

1. Monarchy of Roses - RHCP

2. Back and Forth - Foo Fighters

3. Heart of Glass - Blondie

4. Omission - John Frusciante and Josh Klinghoffer

5. Dance with Me - Sir, Please

6. Henrietta - The Fratellis

7. Breed - Nirvana

8. Mary - The Happy Fits

9. Girls and Boys - Blur

10. It’s All So Incredibly Loud - Glass Animals

@psychoticbreak | suppose you’re being sent to a deserted island for the rest of your life, and you can only choose 10 records to bring with you and those are the only albums you can listen to for the remainder of your life; what albums are they

oh GOD ok

1. in utero - nirvana

2. stadium arcadium - RHCP

3. nothing personal - all time low

4. red - taylor swift

5. after laughter - paramore

6. wasting light - foo fighters

7. im with you + im beside you if you count them as the same album - RHCP

8. so wrong its right - all time low

9. american idiot - green day

10. inside of emptiness - john frusciante

@mark-hoppuss | shuffle my playlist and list the first ten songs that come up

1. New Invention - I Don’t Know How But They Found Me

2. Thanks to You - All Time Low

3. Por Que Me Haces Llorar? - Juan Gabriel

4. Torture Me - Red Hot Chili Peppers

5. Speak Now - Taylor Swift

6. Prayer of the Refugee - Rise Against

7. Going Away to College - blink-182

8. Time-Bomb - All Time Low

9. DNA. - Kendrick Lamar

10. Heaven is a Place on Earth - Belinda Carlisle

@frafru1 , @whitedeadflower , & @psychoticbreak | make a playlist with the letters of my name

Lithium by Nirvana

Universally Speaking by RHCP

Pool by Paramore

Eye Opener by Dot Hacker

@badhe4d | post my lock screen, the last song I listened to and the last picture I saved on my phone

friends name blocked out but. an interesting screenshot. yes i have flea’s tweet notifs on and use twitter for absolutely nothing else. yes i have email notifs on

if screenshots count:

if they DONT count and you mean purely just saving:

my icon and boyfriend <3

@badhe4d | 7 questions to get to know me better

three ships: not romantically because i dont believe in shipping irl people but i love everyone in rhcp’s gay polycule energy. specifically john and anthony in the 80s. romantically tho mickey and ian in shameless. i dont think i have a third one? me and my bisexual mutuals <3

last song: i shuffled a ton of songs and skipped for some of these tags but before those i was listening to the album weird kids by we are the in crowd as a tbt, specifically the song manners

last movie: inside by bo burnham but if you dont count that, hereditary

currently watching: it is very difficult for me to watch shows so im currently just watching youtube lol

currently reading: nothing. i cannot read :( bc of attention issues not bc im illiterate

currently consuming: banana bread :3

currently craving: RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS RELEASE YOUR FUCKING ALBUM CHALLENGE

@the-replacemints | top 10 favorite debut albums

NOT in order. also it took way too long to come up with this list lol

1. Concentrate - The Happy Fits

2. So Wrong It’s Right - All Time Low

3. SOUR - Olivia Rodrigo

4. Strange Desire - Bleachers

5. RAZZMATAZZ - I Dont Know How But They Found Me

6. Hot Fuss - The Killers

7. Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend

8. Bleach - Nirvana

9. Costello Music - The Fratellis

10. WALK THE MOON - Walk The Moon

because theres so many of these im not gonna tag people for each individual prompt but if you tagged me in one of these i tag you in whichever ones you wanna do <3

#IT TOOK ME TWO HOURS TO FINISH THESE #tag games

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