#molestation joke

[madmutts]

I cursed leonardo

(Muahah-)

HSJFJSJF I SAW HE TXTD ME ABOUT IT 😭

[lucasdoesnotcare]

“My mom came over today and I was like, mother I, Mother I ah wait a second that’s that one record where you say you got molested ah fuck me I just made a whole connection”

“You just projecting because you got molested”

“Touch my body by Mariah Carey start playing and you probably start reflecting”

You sick fucking bastard, I wish you the worst

[1-jar-of-stars]

he’s fucking evil

[realbeefman]

covering up my eyes everytime charlie day laughs a little too hard during a scene with uncle jack in it in the blooper reels

[camifornilla]

Uhhhh I watched My Adventures With Superman and

Honestly, to summarize:

Additionally,

[br1ghtestlight]

protecting gene belcher from annoying fatphobic jokes in the early seasons w/ my body

[leprosycock]

jayredIettermedia_kys.mp4

[animebw]

Saw this post in the wild and I’m not reblogging it to avoid jumping on their opinion, but wow, Re:Zero really is just the good version of Steins;Gate, isn’t it?

[cookinguptales]

Sorry, but between Dracula laying his claim to Jonathan, undressing him for bed, “last night the Count left me early”, and Jonathan talking about how he always gets molested at night...

*........opens new fic document*

[tanjir0se]

So I got really really high the other night and decided it would be a good idea to start Naruto because apparently everyone in the world thinks it’s like the gold standard of anime or some shit

Naruto fans….what the fuck is wrong with y’all

[weedle-testaburger]

i think i would like berserk a lot more if casca got more nut shots

[mermaidair]

I can’t stand being asked by lower classpeople in Americatrashy questions

I do not need a charity from lower class, people who believe they are upper-class slave owners

And if you are a Filipino American and you think you have some really nice smelling shit. Honey, you cannot cross that line and I will slit your fucking throat.

You’re not special

To the rest of you though, take care of yourselves and I love you

AJ you and Josh don’t keep that joke huns lol too personal awe

Fiona you either babe

[animebw]

As always, my decision to be increasingly brutal with dropping shows I’m not feeling is taking loads of stress off my shoulders.

[kaiisens]

insane how i spent three weeks in a fuckin 10000 dollar psychiatric hospital and all they could tell me was “you def had adhd and display quite a few traits of autism but not exactly enough to bother giving you a full assessment for autism” like thanks doc i figured that out when i was like 12

[chaosandsmoke]

Nancy, what schism are you referring to?

What’s nice and mean Nancy? Your man ain’t much

You’re angry that I’m not a retard, so now you want to turn me into one?

Dennis, use your brain for a damn minute you dog

Nancy too. Y’all are trashy.

The goal is to improve quality of life.

It’s not a longevity challenge between you and toddlers, Nancy.

You were born in the 1940s. Not the 80s.

Gramma is why there’s all this nonsense, but let’s consider her sources

Nancy and lang both know I look down on them for wanting folks starving