#Joking i actually dont care

[realbeefman]

covering up my eyes everytime charlie day laughs a little too hard during a scene with uncle jack in it in the blooper reels

[gunnslaughter]

I said what I said! Don’t @ me!

[starry-bi-sky]

Broke: danny runs away from bruce wayne because he reminds him of Vlad (bad, overused, fundamentally misunderstands Bruce’s character as a whole for a shit joke)

Woke: bruce wayne doesnt remind danny of vlad masters, but of his best friend sam manson

black hair? check ✅

jewish? check ✅

richer than god? check ✅

gothic? well, mister wayne isnt himself but he lives in the most gothic city on earth so quasi-check ✅

loudly and proudly an activist for various rights including environmental and womens' rights? check ✅

im tired of the "oh danny runs away from bruce because he's rich and reminds him of vlad" give me a danny who actually likes bruce because he reminds him of his awesome kickass best friend who is also stupidly rich

like i’ve been told about the whole “oh fruit loop joke” before and i still think its a cheap, shallow joke if i’ve ever heard one that flanderizes Bruce’s character to an impressive degree. Vlad and Bruce are only comparable in the same sense that they’re both rich and Bruce adopts kids — but he isn’t doing it because of the “adoption addiction” joke, he’s doing it because he sees himself in the kids he adopts and he wants to give them better than he did. Vlad wants Danny as his son to spite Jack, they are not remotely comparable beyond that.

Like, beyond that too i highly doubt vlad masters gives his employees benefits like bruce wayne does. who canonically hires reformed villains and has various branches of medical, industrial, technology, etc in his company in order to help the people of gotham. does Vlad Masters run charities, soup kitchens, etc?? is Vlad contributing to the community? No, no he isnt.

[sunburstsandmoonshadows]

it remains extremely funny to me that freddie wong accidentally (?) made Dan Fucks, embodiment of pleasure, so distinctly ace-coded. like, Dan talks a big game about sex and seems to view it as interesting and desirable, but when presented with such an obvious in for it he completely ignored Avaricci's come-ons to just talk about non-sexual pleasures like goddamn cold pillows. he's not paying attention to sex at all when it's not personally convenient or expected of him to do so.

100% Elias is ace and just doesn't realize people genuinely crave sex and it's not a metaphor or exaggeration like it is for him yet. bless him.

[oifaaa]

You know what I give up you guys win this is officially an Alfred Pennyworth hate account please proceed accordingly thank you

[anglerflsh]

solution for intrusive thoughts

[sonknuxadow]

LOVE LOSES !!!!!!!!!!!!

[beatcroc]

homest[ar/uck] posting. this was meant to be supplementary to the gerome comic as him 'explaining the joke' but i uhhhhhh forgot.

i'm not much for crossovers in the the traditional sense, but it IS one of my favorite character exploration exercises to just go like 'if x media existed in this universe, who would and would not be a fan of it?'. and these ones are pretty notorious and always very fun to mess with for that and so here we are

[fujii-draws]

OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.

[wxrmeaterz]

DID is so funny

we got fuckers like Sprinkles who hold pica symptoms n are made out of cupcakes n like marbles

then we just got ANDREW pulling up to the function just being a guy. a dude if u will

-Corvid protector + persecutor (he/crow)

[mod-jazzy]

Happy Valentine's Day! - Love Alaxia

He hasn't ever given a card before, he had a friend help him pick it out and was unaware of the puns until this exact moment. Help him (dont) Enjoy some flowers and a small bouncy ball (that came with the card)

[ Inaris belongs to @inaris-pokemon-world ]

[b4kuch1n]

see, dearest, loving me did not save you. you scraped by just fine without. but it doesn’t hurt, does it?

[rhythmmortis]

cadence please this isn't how you play chess

[linkvcr]

i'll be having such a good day and then i'll rmbr oot link + the heros shade and i'll no longer be having a good day

[ink-blot-thoughts]

Me, looking at canon Skirk reveal: Ahhh hell yeah she's so cool!!

Me, looking at the leaked concept art and realising there was a version where she had a cape thing eerily similar to Childe's scarf: ...my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

[conanssummerchild]

me and my dad are like abed and jeff in the way that jeff always gets abeds references, theyre two characters that mirror eachother, they understand and relate to eachother in a way thats different from other characters relationships, but also in the way jeff fantasises about strangling abed, "you try to get him to do something normal without abusing him!", "youre a robot, abed". and still jeff goes in for two hugs before abed leaves.