#mommy and daddy love you little one 😘

[frootyrooties]

Mine and Eric’s baby 😻 he loves his daddy so much 🥰

[romanreignseater]

A Phone Call Away.

Roman Reigns x Black Female Reader

Rating: 18+

Warning: Smut; oral (female receiving)

“Now that Roman is on a hiatus from the ring, you would think that would stop the busy nature of this man… but boy were you wrong.”

A/N: Is your girl back or WHATTTT?!??! Heyyyy y’all, I missed you guys so much and I missed writing for you guys. Thanks to all of those who checked up on me (I promise those messages didn’t go unseen). I truly appreciate all the love still shown on my stories but I am back and better than ever. School has been really tough for me and I nearly dropped out, but BITCH I pulled through. I’m moving onto my junior year this fall and I couldn’t be happier. To express my happiness, I wrote this about the ONLY Tribal Chief. Mr. Roman Reigns. Hope you enjoy 😘😘😘!!

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Roman Reigns… or as you like to call him Joe. You’re doting husband and father to your three kids. A man with a multitude of talents, charms, and good looks. You won the lottery with this man and he feels the same about you. Joe has never had a problem making anything happen for you or your kids. Yet, he can seem oblivious to all of you.. and you know why?! It’s because of that damn phone.

Yeah, Joe’s an amazing and caring man. But that phone stays strapped to his ear while attending to you or the kids.

The kids want him to open a Caprisun, he’s on that phone. You want him to take out the trash, he’s on that phone. You want him to change the baby’s diaper, you guessed it… he’s on that phone.

Although these tasks do get done, he never makes eye contact with any of you and seemingly gets annoyed anytime one of you walk up to him. So you weren’t surprised seeing your 5 year old daughter come up to you with an attitude as you were breast feeding.

“Baby girl what happened?!” You questioned as she crossed her little arms and huffed out a deep breath making the strands of her hair on her forehead rise into the air fall back down.

“Papa’s till on the phone.” My god did that little girl look like a spitting image of Joe whenever he caught an attitude. Your baby is one hundred and ten percent a daddy’s girl so to see him not give her the attention she wants made you upset.

“Listen baby okay, mommy’s gonna put your baby brother to sleep and I’ll deal with papa for you. Go upstairs and play with your big sister.” She gave you a sweet little smile and nodded her head in agreement. You watched as she ran up the stairs eager to play dolls with her big sister.

Once your baby boy wasn’t latched on anymore, you went upstairs to place him on the bed you shared with Joe. You placed a pillow fort around him to keep him safe and turned on the baby monitor. You checked on the girls quickly and made your way back downstairs.

You find Joe in the living room with the dogs surrounding him as he watched the NBA Draft. You could overhear him talking about WWE can further the Bloodline story even more before his return. Now assuming he’s talking to Hunter, you placed your hands on his shoulders and began slowing massaging before he turned around to face you as he gave a small smile.

You make your way around the couch and sat next to him. His eyes still glued to the TV as he placed one of his hands on your thigh, caressing it ever so gently. “Joe… you think you c—.”

“Shush.”

Joe lifts up the hand that was on your thigh and placed in on your mouth in order to motion him telling you to be quiet. Your eyes nearly bulge out of your head as you couldn’t believe he just shushed you.

After you could his meals, massage his back after a match, wash his laundry, and pushed out his big headed kids.. he had the audacity to shush you.

Two can play at that game.

Knowing how much Joe can’t resist you, you can’t believe you didn’t think of this earlier to get this man off the phone. As Joe moves his finger away from your lips and places it on his own thigh now, you lean back into the headrest of the couch and spread open your legs.

Joe doesn’t take much notice until he hears you fumbling with your pants. He turns his head slightly as witnesses you bare from the waist down and your perfect pink magic spread before his eyes.

You giggled as Joe completely disregarded the draft completely and stared in awe. You lifted up slightly to take the hand that was once on your thigh and placed his hand near your dripping cunt.

On command, Joe automatically makes his thumb prominent and places it on your beating clit, rubbing in a circular motion. You drop your head back and moan as he continues to play with your pussy with his thumb. Dragging your essence up and down your slit. He soon seems to be losing memory of his call and he begins spitting out “yeah’s” and “mhmmm’s” to Hunter giving the most vague answers to his suggestions and questions.

Joe bites his lip as he looks you in your eyes, giving him the cheesiest grin knowing you’ve basically won the battle. “Yeah, I totally understand.” He says into his phone once more before he puts it on speaker and then mute and places his phone on your stomach.

The heat of his phone makes you hiss slightly and then you begin to hiss more as his tongue comes into contact with your drooling heat. He begins eating you out like a true champ. He nuzzled his face deep into your wet heat and flicked your clit with his thumb. Your back began arching off the sofa as you were beginning to reach your climax.

But a loud voice parades inside your mind as you try to enjoy yourself. “Roman, Joe. You there?!” Joe looked up at you and it was almost like his eyes were telling you something. You watched as his hand that was holding your thigh open, comes near his phone as he presses the mute button once more.

You quickly shut your mouth as Joe removes his mouth from you but keeps the assault on your little clit going. “Yeah I’m here. Umm… what’s gonna happen with my wiseman??!” You watched intently as he pressed the mute button again and goes back to town. He takes his tongue deep into you as Hunter is on the phone blabbing about what’s gonna happen with Paul.

Just as he was wrapping his summary of the wiseman’s future, your legs began to shake and sputter as you finally reached your climax. Your legs clamp around his head and breathing heavy. You let out one deep breath as Joe removes your thighs from around his head and looks as you with a devilish smile as you essence coated his entire beard.

He picks his phone up again and removes it from mute. “Yeah, that was a great convo. We got a lot done, but listen boss man duty calls I gotta get into daddy mode. Mama’s had enough for today.”

You shook her head in agreement as Hunter expressed his understanding. They bid each other farewell and Joe threw his phone behind him. You laid with her legs still spread open, pussy on display for his viewing pleasure staring a hole into his eyes. He lifted his brow at you as if to question what the next move was.

“Ummm if you want more of this sir, you’re gonna have to get myself off your face and go play with your baby girl cause you really upset her today baby.” He hung his head low as he understood the damage he’s caused by focusing on his phone too much.

“Alright I will baby.” He playfully closed your legs for you and you giggled as he placed a blanket over you. He stood up and as he went to walk away, he bent down to whisper in your ear.

“Just know when you want that part two, I’m a phone call away.” He reached for his phone and waved in your face as he chuckled on his way up the stairs.

That man crazy as hell..

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THE END.

Not gonna yieeee… I’m happy to be writing again 😂. Shout out to @thesamoanqueen @mzv11 & @msbigredmachine your stories really motivated me to get back into writing and it helped me realize writing isn’t dead 🫶🏾🫶🏾!! (Jey fic next, cause that’s my baby, YEETTTT!!!)

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[lizlovestofangirl]

have you ever considered a coquette! gf and luke 👉🏻👈🏻 teeheeeee 🌷🎀🤍 ur smaus give me a purpose in life and a will to live 🥹

"my good looking boy"

luke castellan x daughterofaphrodite!coquette!reader

smau - luke loves his girl so much he lets her walk him like a dog (but coquettley )

🎧 - good looking by suki waterhouse

a/n: ahhhh i love this request! (btw u give me a will to live) i can just picture luke being difficult with everyone else and then letting his girl put bows in his hair and like him sleeping in her fancy pink bed AHHHH IM DYING (also percabeth is PERCABETHING in this)

*possible swearing and suggestive content, not checked so there could be mistakes*

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yn_yln he loves bows now

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larueclarisse LMAO U HAVE HIM WHIPPED

yn_yln 🐕‍🦺

iamchrisrodriguez LMFAOOOOO

_groverunderwood yikes luke you just got called a dam dog

percy.jackson me personally id never take that

whosannabeth yes you would

percy.jackson yes i would

itslukecastellan and im the whipped one??

percy.jackson stfu

larueclarisse marry me??? 💍

yn_yln I DO

itslukecastellan what 🙂

silenaaaa SO CUTE Y/N

yn_yln YOU SEL

itslukecastellan i ❤️ my gf

yn_yln i ❤️ my bf

silenaaaa I CANNOT W THIS I LOVE LOVE

itslukecastellan where are my photo creds for the first picture????

yn_yln photo credits for the first picture go to this little shit head

whosannabeth @percy.jackson you'd take that too shithead

percy.jackson yeah...

yn_yln 🐕‍🦺

_groverunderwood that dam bow

yn_yln still concerned about the timing of this original joke

percy.jackson @itslukecastellan wheres ur dignity man

itslukecastellan 🤷

whosannabeth IGNORE PERCY THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

yn_yln i ❤️ my annabeth

itslukecastellan i thought you ❤️ me?

yn_yln know your place pretty boy

rachel.edare coquette bf

yn_yln duh gotta match the aesthetic

hi_imtyson 🎀

yn_yln MISS YOU TYSON

larueclarisse where can i get one of those shirts?

iamchrisrodriguez please dont answer that

yn_yln i'll send you the link 😘

iamchrisrodriguez shit

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itslukecastellan she thinks im pretty (ft. this week's flowers)

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iamchrisrodriguez STOP UR KILLING MY RELATIONSHIP

itslukecastellan just do better chris

yn_yln yeah be like luke (this is the only time you will ever hear this advice from anyone)

larueclarisse hello is want flowers too???!?!??

yn_yln lmao

silenaaaa where do u find one of this kind

yn_yln the pound go for the ones w daddy AND mommy issues

itslukecastellan jesus y/n

yn_yln 😊😊

percy.jackson ur ugly

itslukecastellan ur uglier

percy.jackson nuh uh

itslukecastellan yuh huh

percy.jackson nuh uh

itslukecastellan yuh huh

whosannabeth ignore percy. again.

itslukecastellan ive gotten very good at it

larueclarisse REAL

iamchrisrodriguez not real clar he pisses u tf off

larueclarisse 💐???

_groverunderwood those dam bows again

percy.jackson HAHAHAAHA

yn_yln pretty sure thats a laugh of trauma

itslukecastellan quit grover

yn_yln i love you

itslukecastellan is love you more

yn_yln WHERE ARE MY PHOTO CREDS FOR THE SECOND PICTURE??? HMMM???

itslukecastellan this little rat took the second photo

rachel.edare 🐕‍🦺

itslukecastellan i hate you 🙂

yn_yln's story

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percy.jackson im holding this against him forever

yn_yln good pls do

view reply from itslukecastellan:

itslukecastellan youre lucky i love you or else i would not let you expose me like this

yn_yln love you too castellan

view reply from larueclarisse:

larueclarisse IM CRYING

larueclarisse YOU SHOULDVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HIS AND CHRIS'S FACES WHEN THEY SAW THIS

larueclarisse LUKE TURNED EVERY SHADE OF RED AND CHRIS LOOKED LIKE HE MIGHT SHIT A BRICK

yn_yln LMAOOOO

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silenaaaa y/n you cant have other campers in our cabin

yn_yln but you love love

silenaaaa fair

silenaaaa wait

silenaaaa wait what kind of love 😏

yn_yln JEEZ NOT THAT KIND

yn_yln just posted a story

view reply from itslukecastellan:

itslukecastellan im blushingggg

yn_yln good

view reply from iamchrisrodriguez:

iamchrisrodriguez Y/N STOPPPP

yn_yln no

view reply from whosannabeth:

whosannabeth how much do u think i'll have to pay percy to do this?

yn_yln nothing hed do anything for u

whosannabeth oh wait true

[chrisevansonly]

𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞 | 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐜

✯social media au

✯charles leclerc x female reader

✯nothing beats the love of a father <3

✯not requested just felt like getting another little something out, im working on some writing prompts and fics as well so i hope they come out soon🩷

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Alia & Mommy day, just missing daddy🩷

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username she’s so precious 😭

username i need to know where the blonde genes come from

>ynleclerc my mom!!🥰

leclerc_pascale trop mignonne❤️❤️

>ynleclerc 😘😘

francisca.cgomes the cutest momma and daughter duo

>ynleclerc see you this weekend auntie kika!!

charles_leclerc my girls, i miss you both so much🙁

>ynleclerc we miss you more…see you soon my love❤️

username are we getting alia in the paddock content?👀

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then and now, please stop growing so fast mon petit fleur😘

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username she’s growing up so fast😭

username the real og’s remember baby alia

ynleclerc look at her!! she loves the track as much as you char❤️

>charles_leclerc time to put her in karting?

>ynleclerc we’ll talk…..

username alia for the win!!

carlossainz55 okay now bring her over to me, it’s time for our tea party

>ynleclerc that’s why she keeps saying ‘tea with coco’ 😂

>username alia calls carlos coco😭😭

>landonorris why don’t i have a cute nickname😃

scuderiaferrari she’s our favourite guest❤️❤️

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charles watching his wife and daughter at his interview in the fanzone today, and then as soon as Alia got fussy and they began to walk away he was super serious, keeping his eye on them. at one point a few fans got a bit too excited and you should have SEEN how upset he was, he left the stage and made sure security attended to his family until he could get to them and make sure they were safe.

remember they are people too and there is no excuse for the behaviour shown today towards the leclerc family.

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username those fans need to a grip

username he’s so protective of his girls :(

username Alia was crying and you could tell Y/N was getting anxious, charles was so quick to jump in and make sure they were safe

username best dad of the year award goes to charles fr

username anyone who tried to scare y/n and alia today aren’t real fans.

username i hope they’re all ashamed of themselves

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the worlds best father and husband, thank you for loving and keeping Alia and I safe❤️

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you’ll always be safe with me❤️

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arthur_leclerc love you guys❤️

carlossainz55 ❤️

ynleclerc we love you so much char, never forget that

>charles_leclerc nothing like that will ever happen again.

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I know we weren’t there to watch in person like we originally planned but we are so proud of you honey! I know Alia was happy to see you when you got home, I swear you can tire her out better than me most days. we love you so much and can’t wait to see you keep winning❤️

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username YAY CHARLES!

username i still feel so upset that y/n and alia left the race because of stupid fans☹️

username our favourite family!!

charles_leclerc I love you both so much, this win was for you❤️

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scuderiaferrari sending hugs to you all, hope to see you again someday soon❤️

>ynleclerc you can count on it☺️

[anadiasmount]

something about dad!jude porfavorrrrr I need this in my life 😍😍😍 I feel like Jude would be such a good dad especially with a little girl. Aaaaaaa porfa haz esto

amorcito te quiero tanto, por eso te escribo este blurb para ti!! 😘 haven’t been okay since that pic with a little baby 😔💔

“look who it is ellie! it’s dada!” you say in a baby voice, jude walking in and immediately rushing to both of you. your daughter excitedly gasped and kicked her feet, anxious to be in her daddies hold. jude kisses her chubby cheeks and forehead, whispering just how much he missed her and you.

jude placed her on his side, his hand brushing your cheek and capturing your lips in an awaited kiss. just a couple days apart but it drive him crazy. he hated being away especially when the two of you were left alone. “how are you? was she okay?” he asked, walking into the kitchen hearing ellie blabbering.

“more than okay, she slept through all the nights, maybe woke up once or twice but overall she did so good,” you sighed, making a cup of tea for the two of you since it was late. you wore one of jude’s oversized tees and a pair of cookie monster oh shorts. jude finding it hard to be away, especially with his daughter along him.

he missed the two of you terribly. his thoughts constantly consumed at how you were doing? what you were up to? if you were okay? he was super protective and only wanted the best for his girls. “i missed you so much little one, tore my heart when i saw you crying when i left,” jude pouted before blowing raspberries in her neck and tummy, loud giggle taking over the room.

when jude had away games, he had to leave with his daughter clung into him, tears in her big brown eyes, repeatedly calling out for him as a sign to not go. it was always such a hard thing and he felt guilty leaving you with her in that state.

“did so good for mommy! that means i’ll buy you ice cream, new bows for your hair and a new toy,” he promises seeing her make an o shape with her mouth and looking at you in shock. the two of you copying her which made her squeal. “she is so big now,” jude said sadly, looking into his daughters eyes, ellie offering a toothy smile. “can you stay this tiny?”

you wrapped your hand around his bicep, kissing it before slowly rubbing away the food on ellie’s mouth, pushing her wet and already coated with products curls up. the night shower going to help her fall asleep, all through the night once again. ellie yawned, leaning her head on her daddies shoulder, tiny hand also coming up to lay beneath her her cheek.

jude rubbed his hand against her back, cooing her to sleep. he grabbed her milk and pouring into her disney princess themed bottle, also grabbing her binkie just incase. “you got it or want me to do it?” you ask him, also yawning due to how late it was. “i can do it, just wait for me in our room, i’ll be there soon,” he pecked your lips sealing the promise.

he walked into ellie’s room, turning on the air humidifier, and lamp in the corner of her room. changing her into a new diaper as she fought her sleep. jude sat on the rocking chair, ellie laying in his arms as he gave her the bottle and read a book quietly to her. it seemed like she wanted to stay up, but it was past her bedtime and she needed to sleep.

jude stood up after reading three books, rocking her gently and softly side to side, her binkie now in her mouth as she slowly fluttered her eyes to sleep. “you’re so beautiful ellie, i love you so much my sweet girl…” he sang and hummed the lullabies you sing to her when she was with you. kissing her cheeks and curls, once she finally fell asleep in his arms, grabbing the back of her head gently and placing her in the crib.

“shh, shh, shh, shh,” jude said softly, fixing her small pillow and covering her with a blanket, tucking her teddy bear next to her and the binkie as well. jude fixed the baby camera grabbing the charged screen and shutting the lights off. he put back the books and took the empty bottle with him as well. he closed the door to her room as quiet as possible, going downstairs to wash the bottle and coming back up immediately.

“i brought her a new one, just incase she does wake up at night,” jude said to you, placing the small bottle into the tiny fridge you had. “thank you handsome,” you spoke tiredly, wanting nothing more than to finally sleep. jude checked on ellie one more time through the baby monitor, seeing her sound asleep with her arms up.

“was she fussy?”

“nope not at all. she fought her sleep but that was all,” he said laying next to you, bringing yo to his side and kissing you deeply. “i want another baby,” jude pouted. you giggled, “i know you do… but i want to enjoy our time with ellie first, see her grow up and enjoy our time a bit before bringing another baby into our lives.”

“you’re such a good dad to her jude, she’s so lucky to have you, i’m so lucky to have you! but seeing you with our ellie it’s just so pure and a different love. you’re a natural, so loving, gentle, and you spoil her like crazy…” you whisper, making jude nervous and shy.

“a natural? really?”

“mhmm. it’s like you were made or were already ready for this dad life,” you nod kissing his jaw. “i love you y/n. i hope you know that making you my wife has been the most amazing decision ever. and make you a mommy as well,” jude teased, feeling the gently slap in his chest. “seriously, thank you for bringing and carrying my ellie to us…”

the next morning jude was up first, leaving a kiss on your head before grabbing the monitor and seeing ellie awake. jude smiled wide, making grabby hands at her when she grabbed onto the railings almost jumping in excitement. “good morning my sweet angel! how’d you sleep?” he kissed all over her face, pushing her coils back as she squealed loudly.

jude put the baby monitor to charge, walking downstairs to the kitchen and pouring her juice in a bottle. “let’s make you and mommy some breakfast okay?” jude said, still carrying her since she refused to be put down. he made coffee and cut up some fruit for ellie, siting her in her high chair.

he poured the coffee in the mugs, fixing the plate with eggs, fruit, utensils, syrup and small waffles in the breakfast stand. carding both his daughter and the food all the way upstairs. “go go go! go wake mommy up,” jude ushered, laughing at ellie crawling rapidly to you.

someone tugging on your hair woke you up, seeing your daughter clapping as she giggled. “hi good morning my silly ellie girl,” you kissed her head sitting up and rubbing your eyes. jude came to your side, rubbing your back with his hand and offering you coffee, “me and ellie made breakfast for you.”

“did you really? you helped daddy?” you praise her, ellie siting on your lap as you took a sip of coffee. jude say next to you, kissing you and whispering a good morning before feeding ellie some breakfast and her silly cup with juice.

“would exchange anything to spend my morning like this with my beautiful girls…”

[oizysian]

Request

G!p dom daddy nat and g!p mommy wanda asleep w reader in the middle nat gets hard in the middle of the night and spoon fucks reader then Wanda wakes up and joins them basically vaginal dp😘

Good Girl | Wanda Maximoff

Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x Natasha Rominoff x Fem!Reader Word Count: 1,254 Genre: Smut Warnings: Breeding, both Wanda and Nat have dicks.

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I was half asleep when I felt one of my girlfriends shifting next to me. I figured they were restless, as they usually were in the middle of the night. I sighed softly, getting comfortable again as I began to drift off to sleep when I felt something tugging at my shorts. I made an attempt to roll over, but I was stopped by strong hands and a soft voice.

“Shh.” Nat whispered in my ear, her breath hot against the back of my neck as she pulled down my shorts and panties. “Just relax.”

She raised my leg up slightly and I felt her hard cock press up against me as she adjusted herself.

“Nat.” I whispered, my eyes looking over Wanda’s sleeping face, watching as she shifted slightly.

She shushed me again, resting her head against my shoulder as she slipped her cock between my legs. She twitched as she touched my slit, my ever growing wetness spreading all along her length as she humped me.

I moaned softly, reaching my hand down to touch Wanda’s cock, feeling it poking against me as she started to wake.

“Detka,” she whispered, her green eyes staring into my own as I touched her. “What are you doing?”

Her accent was thick, her voice deep with sleep and I smiled at the sound.

“Helping you feel good.” I whispered back, slipping my hands into her pants and stroking her growing erection.

She let out a little happy sigh, my fingers sliding up and down her length, spreading her precum all along her dick.

Her breath hitched and I started to grind my hips back against Natasha, who bit down on my shoulder and began to suck.

Wanda brought her face to mine and slowly kissed me as I jerked her off, her soft and gentle hands cradling my face. I smiled into the kiss, the way she handled me made my heart swell with love.

“I need you inside of me.” I whispered against her lips and she nodded, her forehead pressing against my own, her breath heavy and uneven.

Nat, completely slick with my juices, heard my words and decided to beat Wanda to it, slipping her dripping cock into my heat.

“Oh, fuck.” I moaned into Wanda’s mouth, her greedy lips swallowing all of my moans and whimpers as Natasha pumped her thick cock in and out of me.

“Yeah, take daddy’s cock, that’s my good girl.” Nat mumbled against my skin and I couldn’t help but arch my back into her, letting her take control of my body.

Wanda let go of my face and placed her hands on top of my own on her cock, helping me stroke her up and down.

“I’m gonna fuck you too, malyshka.” she whispered against my lips and my pussy throbbed, squeezing Nat’s cock at her words.

“Jesus, fuck, Wanda.” Nat breathed. “You got her fucking milking me.”

“Oh, yeah?” Wanda said, a smile on her face. “Does that needy pussy need to be filled up even more?”

I whimpered, nodding mindlessly at her words, my hands going slack around her throbbing cock.

“Yeah,” she whispered, letting my hands go and bringing herself to my entrance where Nat was already fucking me roughly from behind. “You need mommy’s cock now too, don’t you?”

“Yes, yes, mommy!” I cried as she rubbed the tip of her dick against my clit.

Fed up with teasing, she pressed herself against my already full heat and pushed herself inside of me. Nat slowed down her thrusts as I got adjusted to the second cock, her eyes practically rolling into the back of her head at the feeling of Wanda’s cock against her own inside my pulsating wetness.

“Mommy,” I cried, gripping onto her shoulders as she finally matched speeds with Nat. “T-too much.”

“No, malyshka, it’s not too much.” She grunted. “It’s just enough. This pussy was made for us.”

I let out a whimpering cry as they both fucked me slow and deep. I felt as though I was losing my mind at the feel of both cocks inside of me, making my belly bulge, hitting my deepest spot.

“I need more.” Nat growled and I couldn’t imagine what she meant. “Go faster.”

Wanda grunted in response and started thrusting into me faster, matching Nat’s desired speed. I clung onto Wanda as they fucked me, her hands trailing down my body and finding my clit, her talented fingers rubbing tight circles on it and drawing my orgasm closer.

“Oh, god.” I whined, feeling entirely full.

“I’m gonna fuck a baby into you.” Nat grabbed me by the throat and pounded up into me, her cum spurting inside me and all over us.

Wanda let out a little whimper before calling out my name, cumming deep inside me, mixing her seed with Nat’s.

“Yeah, fuck her, Wands.” Nat reached over me and pulled Wanda closer to us, kissing her over my writhing body.

Wanda fucked her cum into me and I let out a cry before cumming all over their cocks, Wanda’s fingers still working their magic on my throbbing, aching clit. I could feel another orgasm approaching as soon as the first one ended, and my pussy clenched around them, milking the rest of their cum out of their cocks.

“Oh, fuck,” Wanda whimpered, pulling away from Nat and slowing her hips. “She’s so fucking tight. Even now.”

Hearing Wanda talk about me like that sent me over the edge once more and both women let out a cry of pleasure as my pussy throbbed and pulsated around them.

“That’s our good girl.” Nat whispered, sliding herself out and making an even bigger mess on the bed from all of the cum. “You take mommy and daddy so well.”

“More.” I whined and I could feel Wanda throb inside of me.

I fucked her, wanting her to cum inside of me again and again.

She grabbed my hips and pounded into me, Nat forgotten behind me as she got herself ready for round two.

“Mommy’s gonna cum inside of you, baby. You ready for mommy’s cum?”

“Yes, mommy!” I cried happily, knowing that once she came I would be satisfied.

The sounds of our sloppy sex were loud in the quiet room, Natasha’s hot gaze keeping us going. Wanda got on top of me and pounded furiously into me, coating my insides with her hot cum.

“Oh, fuck mommy!” I cried as I came around her pulsing cock.

She rested her head against the crook of my neck and I looked over at Natasha who was smiling, stroking her own cock as she watched us.

“Such a good girl. Why don’t you come clean up daddy’s cock?”

Wanda rolled off of me, panting and sweaty, and I got on my knees, taking Nat’s cock into my mouth.

“Oh, fuck yeah,” she moaned, grabbing a fistful of my hair and pushing me down on her. “Suck it clean, baby.”

I gagged as I took her all the way into my mouth and down my throat, and I could feel her throbbing so I knew she was close again. I swirled my tongue around her the best I could, her cum spurting down my throat and choking me.

“Good girl, good girl.” She said as she forced me to swallow every drop, despite my inability to breathe.

I came up for air, tears in my eyes, but a satisfied Nat in front of me.

“You’re our good girl, Y/N.”

[abbyromanoff]

hi my love 😘 here to request g!p WandaNat x subby puppy R. mommy and daddy put their collar and leash on you as they use your holes however they please to their own pleasure. their first time doing anal on you as the other uses your other holes. breeding kink and degration as they dumb you down so much you’re just a dumb brainless little baby that easily submits to them and lets them use you how they please as they stuff you full

Two Is Better Than One

Pairings: Wanda Maximoff x reader x Natasha Romanoff

Word count: 1843

Warnings: pet play, small breeding, dumbficfation, Nat had a dick and Wanda has a magical strap, blowjobs, anal, degrading, small praise, double penetrating, collars, leashes, daddy kink, mommy kink

No one is permitted to steal, copy, or reblog my work as their own!!

“You ready, sweetheart?” Came Wanda’s seductive tone, the slight rasp only causing more of your juices to drip down your leg. You stared up at the woman with pleading eyes, her strap prodding at your lips. When you opened your mouth to speak, you were immediately shut up by her cock, gagging noises leaving you almost instantly.

Nat watched from behind, her hard length being grasped in her hand. She stroked herself watching you two, the remembrance of her and Wanda’s conversation causing pre-cum to escape her.

Your leash attached to a pretty pink collar was tugged, the toy hitting the back of your throat as tears pooled in your eyes. The woman threw her head back, your mouth’s warmth invading her senses. You just guessed she was acting as if she could feel it, you never would’ve thought she actually could.

“Oh, fuck! Mm, Nat’s so lucky, baby, I needed to know what you felt like. This isn’t just a normal strap, no, I made it so I could feel everything. Your mouth is so warm, I can’t wait to fill this tight cunt.” Nat smirked at your shocked face, her hand going to grasp your neck from behind you.

“Come on, pup, choke on her cock. Can you not take it? Fucking pathetic, can’t do anything for your mommy.” She scoffed and took the leash out of Wanda’s hands, wrapping it around her own and tugging harder than your other wife. She was always rougher, ruining you till you can barely even move. Wanda on the other hand was sweeter, more gentle. Nat didn’t want to say it, but seeing you so close to your mommy and going to her when she was a bit harsher hurt her.

“What if the two of us fucked your mouth at the same time? Hm? Answer me, whore.” A strike was left upon your already red ass. Nat got on her knees behind you, calmly stroking your hair before gripping the locks and forcing you further down.

“You can’t even talk, can you? Your mouth just being stretched out around her, such a cute little puppy.” She chuckled dryly before motioning to Wanda as she placed her hand over your forehead, nasty thoughts immediately invading your mind. You whimpered.

“Aww, is our innocent little thing all needy for their mommy and daddy?” No answer was heard as you focused only on delivering her pleasure, trying to not let your mind give in. She let you go. You took a long breath in and out as you tried to regain yourself, hearing words of mockery being shared about you.

Before you could even focus on what was happening, you felt yourself being thrown onto a mattress, your legs spread as hands groped your body without shame. They stared down at you with love and lust, you gave them a dopey smile back.

“Oh, princess, you’re so cute! This pretty little pussy is just begging to be fucked, isn’t it?” You nodded quickly as they positioned themselves on the bed, Wanda sitting between your open legs and Nat going behind you like earlier.

“Fuck, you need to see this Nat, they’re clenching around nothing!” Her fingers teased your hole, your body reacting with squirms as Wanda held you down.

“Stop moving, mutt.” She gave you a warning glare, releasing your body when you followed her instructions.

“God, I can’t wait to feel this sweet little cunt. Nat has been bragging for years about how you wrap around her so nicely, you don’t know how badly I’ve been needing to know.” She rubbed her tip up and down your folds before Nat brought your attention back to her, squeezing around your throat causing your breathing to cut off. Your head was thrown back and Nat connected her lips with yours in a sloppy kiss.

“Get on all fours for us, puppy, we’re gonna fuck you so hard you’ll forget your own damn name.” The two grasped your hips and forced you into position. Wanda sat below you as you straddled her lap while Nat kneeled behind your body. A slap was placed on your bottom as Nat then gripped your ass, watching the way it moved at the contact.

“Daddy’s gonna use this precious hole, always so fucking tight for me.” She had never said that before, she never even mentioned wanting to fuck your ass. You thought you’d be too tight for her, she wouldn’t be able to fit.

“Don’t worry, I’ll make it fit,” Nat said, noticing your worried state. As much as she loved to hurt you, she’d never do something you didn’t want. Wanda rubbed your sides up and down, a gentle reassurance that they were both right here to take care of you.

“But, it will hurt.” The woman made you look into her eyes, leaving a small kiss on your lips. It was crazy how they could be so degrading yet so sweet at the same time.

“It will, but we’ll be right here. We’ll start off slow, we promise.” You couldn’t say no to that. You nodded and they both smiled, giving pecks to your head as a small smile made its way on your face.

You felt a cool liquid drip onto your hole, you jumped a bit at the contact. You felt the tip of Wanda’s strap slowly enter you, your walls clenching around her almost instantly. She moaned louder than ever before.

“Fuck! You’re so warm and tight,” She was cut off by a mewl leaving your lips, she couldn’t help it. “I’m sorry, honey, you just feel too good. Will you be good for me? Let me fuck you?” Your face dropped into her neck as she pulled your locks lightly, enjoying the way you whimpered quietly.

Before you could get used to the stretch, Nat’s cock prodded at your untouched hole. You felt so full. Tears pooled in your eyes, they were wiped away before they could even fall down your face. Wanda smiled at you, trying her best not to break and fuck you senseless.

“You’re so pretty when you cry, pup.” She licked the thumb covered in your tears, staring directly into your eyes as she seductively took it in her mouth.

The two had finally bottomed out inside of you after you grew used to the size, you’ve never had both of them stretching you out like this. It felt good. It hurt but it felt like heaven at the same time.

“I need to move, baby, I need to so fucking bad!” Wanda moaned out as you felt her directing you back and forth on her ass, every movement causing Nat to go deeper inside of you as well. Nat didn’t move, she let you do the work.

“Wanda, don’t help them. Let them do the work. Our little mutt wants to be fucked, they can do it themselves.” Wanda released your hips, putting her arms behind her head as she watched you cry out for help.

“Oh don’t get all whiney now, we’re giving you what you want!” She used her magic to tease your swollen clit, your mouth falling open with a loud moan when she hit a spot deep inside of you.

“Oh, darling, did we find your g-spot?” You nodded quickly before Nat tugged on your leash once more, your neck being forced onto her shoulder.

“Does that feel good? Tell us, how does it feel having mommy and daddy stretch out your tight holes?” A slap was sent to your ass in a warning when you lacked a response. You quickly fixed that, mumbling out incoherent words that they acted as though they couldn’t hear.

“What was that? Aww, Wanda, I think we dumbed down our little pet so much, they can’t even talk! So adorable, just our little toy to fuck when we get bored.” You could barely understand a word she said, only focusing on trying to repeat your words from moments ago.

“I-it feels good! So fucking good!” Another slap. This time, Wanda was the one to pull on your leash to make you face her, you could see the anger written all over her.

“What is our number one rule, sweetheart?” No swearing. Shit. The two continued their brutal pace as you were stuck between them trying your best to come up with some sort of apology.

“You fucking slut, we give you everything and you can’t even listen to a thing we say? I think we should punish them, what about you Wanda?” Nat spoke, receiving a satisfied hum in return.

“I agree, our baby needs to start paying attention to the damn rules. I say, no cumming for the rest of the night.” You knew she was just being cruel, she couldn’t care less about you swearing. You looked at her with panic in your eyes, the thought of being edged as they filled up each of your holes turning you on yet scaring you at the same time.

“No mommy, please-” Before you could finish speaking, you were interrupted by a finger to your lips.

“Shh, let us do the talking, you just keep rocking back and forth for me.” You were growing tired, they noticed it. Nat’s hands gripped your hips harshly in her hands as she guided you once more.

“God, you can’t even do anything without our help anymore, can you?” She rolled her eyes at your actions. She knew she was close, the tight feeling in her stomach proving that. She wanted to wait though, she wanted her and Wanda to fill you up at the same time.

“Shit, I’m gonna cum! Wanda, do it with me, please cum with me!” She yelled out, Wanda throwing her head back at the feeling of your walls clenching around her. She listened to Nat and let herself go, her cum being able to shoot deep inside of you due to the magic-enhanced strap.

“Yeah, fill that cunt. Can’t wait to get you all round with our pups, we’ll stuff you full of cum every day just to make sure you’re pregnant.” Nat mewled out, spurts of her release filling you to the brim.

“Daddy, too much!” Neither of them cared what you thought, they just continued to watch as their cum leaked out of your weeping holes. You begged and begged for them to let you finish, but they refused. It was your only way of learning, they’d say.

“Please! I’ve been so good! Just wanna cum for mommy and daddy.” You sobbed into Wanda’s chest as the two finally calmed down. They only shared a small laugh before sliding out of you. You thought you were done, that they’d just leave you there. But they didn’t. Instead, Wanda kneeled on one side of you while Nat did the other, their growing erections in their palms.

“Oh, doll, don’t get all nervous on us now. You were just taking us so well, I think we deserve a little reward for fucking you so well, don’t you think?”

[heavyhitterheaux]

Boys Day Out

First Lady of Private Garden Fic

Synopsis: First Lady sends her favorite boys Jack, Axel, and Urban to the Chelsea game

Pairing: Husband!Jack Harlow x Wife!Reader

First Lady of Private Garden Masterlist

Requested by: 1/3 of hot chips and bad decisions @hoodharlow 😘

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Hearing the doorbell ring,  you checked the security cameras to see that it was Blanca and Jessica and quickly went to open the door from your spot on the couch that you had been sitting on.

Once they stepped into the house, they took notice of how quiet it was and looked at you confused.

“Where is everyone? Because I don't think I have ever heard your house this quiet.” Jessica whispered, ultimately waiting for her nieces and nephew to tackle her. Because she knew that it was only a matter of time.

“I was thinking the exact same thing.” Blanca added as the two of them followed you into the kitchen as you poured all three of you a glass of red wine.

“Umm, Y/N? It's 9 in the morning.” Blanca called out to you once you had slid her glass in front of her seeing as you still haven't said anything.

“I'm fine, just taking it all in and it's 5 o'clock somewhere.” You said while sighing and immediately downing your glass and opting now to drink straight from the bottle.

“I-......” Jessica started to say as she and Blanca exchanged a look.

“Do we….”

“No, you do NOT need to call him.” You blurted out immediately knowing she was talking about Jack.

“We're going to have to disagree with you there.”

“I sent him, Ax, and Urb to London for the Chelsea game because they were getting on my last nerve. Not Axel, but the other two. I love them to pieces, but got damn. I needed a breather. Jack has been up my ass lately.”

“Uh? When is he not? That's your husband?” Blanca asked you not understanding because there was never a time that you didn't want to be around him.

“I'm trying to plan something for him that's really special and I can't do that when he is breathing down my neck. Now add three little people into that equation. I can't even pee by myself anymore without one of my four children, yes, I said four but I should have said five because Urban is my oldest banging on the door. Last night I was this close to sleeping in the bathroom with the door locked.”

“And Jack would have still broken down the door to get to you.”

“Correct.” You sighed while continuing to sip from the wine bottle.

“But where are your other two?”

“With my parents. I called my mom this morning and I was like you begged for grandchildren so come and get them.”

“I literally CANNOT.” Blanca exclaimed while laughing.

“I put Ivy and Autumn on the doorstep with their backpacks with clothes and toys for the entire weekend and I was like see you next week. I really wanted to say see you when you're 18, but that wouldn't have gone over well so now I have been sitting in silence and I am not complaining one bit.”

Meanwhile, Jack, Urban, and Axel had just landed in London and on the way to the hotel, Ax asked Jack for his phone.

“Daddy, can I see your phone?”

“What do you need it for, bubs?” Jack asked as he stuck his hand in his pocket to get it out.

“I need to talk to mommy.” Ax answered without missing a beat and Jack knew that it was only a matter of time. 

“Hold on, let me facetime her.”

You answered on the second ring and all you saw was a fluffy head of brown curls.

“Mommy!”

“Hi my baby boy. Move the phone from your face a little. All I can see is your hair!”

Jack helped him adjust it so now you could see both of them.

“There's my two handsome boys. Well three because I know Urban is there somewhere too.”

“I still haven't forgiven the two of you for leaving me at wing stop.” Urban said while leaning over so that you could see him too.

“Urby! That was ONE time!”

“One time too many!”

“Wifey, what are you up to?” Jack asked as he saw you nursing a bottle of red wine. Little did he know, this was your second.

“Enjoying sitting in complete silence besides B and Jess.”

“I…. Not hot chips and bad decisions!”

“Yes, hot chips and bad decisions! Leave us alone!”

“Jack, stop getting on your wife’s nerves!” Jack heard Jessica say as he saw her walk past in the background.

“Jessica! And don't eat all my snacks either!”

“Well I have to because we came to watch the game with wifey and keep her company!”

“Baby? Since when do you watch soccer?” Jack asked while looking at you confused.

“Since today. And I always used to watch you play anyway.”

“Mommy, I miss you.” Ax piped up and you could feel the tugging of your heart strings.

“Ax… we literally just got here.” Jack said while shaking his head and Urban stifled a laugh.

“Daddy, you just said that you missed mommy before we called her.”

“I…. it be your own kids.”

“I miss you too bubs!” You said and saw him crack a small smile.

“But you don't miss your husband?!”

“Yes of course I miss my baby daddy, but you and Urby have been getting on my LAST nerve this past week.”

“Wait! NOW WHY AM I IN IT!?” Urban exclaimed while leaning back over into the camera and looking confused.

“Urban Henry… don't go there with me. You and your best friend act more like toddlers than my actual toddlers.”

“I… I'm going to get you for that when I get back.”

“Mm hmm, sure. Anyway, I love all three of you very much, but especially Axel Wyatt. And have fun at the game. And Axel?”

“Yes, mommy?”

“Be on your absolute best behavior for daddy and Uncle Urby. Do you understand?”

“Yes, I promise.”

“Listen to everything that they say, okay?”

He eagerly nodded his head as you then focused your attention on Jack.

“I love you, smush.”

“I love you too, baby girl. Promise to call you later.”

The three of you were in the kitchen making snacks for the game when a picture suddenly came through on your phone from Jack.

Smush- I thought the shirt was fitting so I had to buy it. We're eating and then going to the game. Hot chips still got you in one piece over there?

You- I'm about to yell and you know why I'm about to yell but I'll give you a chance to fix it first. Send me a pic of Ax in five minutes and what I see will determine if I kick you and Urban’s ass. And yes I am in one piece, but you and Urby won't be if you don't fix what's wrong

Urban was sitting across from Jack and saw how his face got a confused expression and immediately asked what was wrong.

“Do you see anything wrong with the pic of Ax I took?”

“No. It looks fine.”

“Then why did she send me this?” Jack asked as he shoved his phone towards Urban who instantly rolled his eyes.

“Why am I ALWAYS in it!? And what in the world are we supposed to fix in five minutes!?”

“Your guess is as good as mine! Even though there's an entire ocean between us, I take her threats seriously.”

“Only a matter of time before she shows up if we don't fix it.”

Jack quickly sent you another text telling you how confused he was.

Smush- Baby, I'm not understanding 😕 

You- You have three minutes

“URB! HELP!” Jack yelled while shoving his phone towards him.

“WHAT YOU YELLING FOR?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON EITHER?!”

“This is just as bad as when I thought I lost my wedding ring.”

“Had us both stressed out but she had it the whole time.”

“Bubs, finish up your food so we can get to the stadium and put on your coat.”

“But I'm not cold, daddy.”

“Ax, if we go home and you end up getting sick, your mother will not be happy with me so put it on. And put your hat on too.”

“So, you want me to be hot?”

“Axel, put them on and put them on now before I call her.”

“Fine.”

It was the middle of the game when the three of you were watching in your living room when the camera suddenly cut to Jack, Urban, and Axel and your eyes instantly went wide as you grabbed your phone. Jack still didn't figure out what was wrong with the picture of Axel that he had sent you earlier, but seeing him at the game without his coat on while Jack and Urban was wearing theirs had you instantly annoyed. The last thing you wanted to deal with was a sick Axel because he is literally Jack in a little kid's body and acted exactly how he did when he got sick.

“Why doesn't Axel have on his coat?” Jessica asked as your fingers were flying across your  phone screen asking your husband the exact same thing.

“That's what I'm asking him right now.”

You- Jackman Thomas Harlow

Smush- 👀

Smush- Whatever it is, I didn't do it and neither did Urban because I know you’re about to throw him in there too

You- If our child comes back to Louisville sick, I will not be happy

Smush- Why would he come back sick?

You- He doesn't have on his coat!

Jack then turned to Axel who had once again taken off his coat after he had told him numerous times to keep it on.

“Bubs!”

“Yes, daddy?”

“Put your coat on! Why do you keep taking it off!?!? It is 40 degrees out here and your mother will kill me if you have so much as a sniffle when we get back. And where is your hat!?”

“In my pocket.”

“Axel Wyatt….”

“Yes?”

“You have five seconds to get your hat and coat on.”

This continued on and off for the rest of the game and Axel only kept his coat and hat on for a total of thirty minutes between Jack and Urban telling him to put it on.

The three of them were now flying back and Jack was praying the entire time that Axel wouldn't start sneezing or spike a temperature. He was currently laid out on Jack when he felt his forehead and it was slightly warmer than usual and he immediately groaned. 

“She's going to have a damn fit.” He muttered to himself, but Urban heard him.

“Not your fault that he kept taking it off.” Urban responded while shrugging.

“Hmm, tell my wife that and tell me how it goes.” Jack replied as Axel shifted his position on his lap and cuddled closer to Jack.

Jack and Axel had been back for a few days when you heard several sneezes in a row from your husband and all you did was sigh as you walked in the direction that he was in which was your bedroom meaning that he was awake.

When he spotted you, he looked up at you with his eyes red as well as his nose.

“No. Don't you dare say it.”

“Say what, baby?” You asked him while coming up to hug him and reaching up to give him a small kiss which he gladly accepted.

Your immune system could handle it and typically while everyone in the house was sick, you weren't.

“Your son got me sick.”

“Oh, so now he's my son? Since when is he not yours too?”

“He's the one who didn't wear a coat for the majority of the time and I'm the one who gets sick. How does that work?!”

“Because kids are literally walking germs. That's why.”

Axel peeked his head into your bedroom and you motioned for him to come all the way in.

“Yes, bubs?” Jack asked and Axel sighed before letting out a fit of coughs.

“Daddy, you got me sick. I don't feel good.” He said as he reached up towards Jack so that he could pick him up.

“I did WHAT NOW?” Jack asked as he picked him up.

Axel didn't have time to answer, but instead sneezed on Jack who had a look of disbelief on his face.

“Seriously Ax? Bless you.”

“Sorry, daddy.” Ax answered as he did his best to cough into his arm.

“And mommy, I was so cold when we were at the game.”

“I….” Jack started to say but then turned back to look at Axel.

“That's what happens when you don't listen to daddy and you got me sick. Not the other way around.”

“I didn't start coughing until you did.”

“Okay, enough you two. Get in the bed, NOW.”

“Do we get cuddles from you?” Axel asked looking up at you hopeful as Jack climbed into the bed with him in his arms.

“For now, you're cuddling daddy because you are not getting mommy sick. I'll bring meds and food soon.”

Axel sighed as he looked up at Jack.

“You aren't mommy, but I guess you’ll have to do.” He said as he climbed on Jack’s chest and laid down while trying to get comfortable.

“Really, Ax?”

“Daddy, just try not to snore. I'm taking a nap, wake me up when the food is done.”

“As long as you don't kick me like you usually do we shouldn't have a problem.” 

“Not my fault you take up all the space.”

“You little…”

“OKAY! Both of you lay down right now.” 

Without another word, both of them did as they were told and you simply placed kisses on both the tops of their heads.

“Not another word out of either of you and Ax, the next time daddy says for you to put on your coat and hat in 40 degree weather, you do it.”

“But.. “

“Not another word, remember?”

This led to Axel getting a pout on his face and cuddling closer to Jack who simply laughed.

“So much for boys day out. Now the both of you are sick.”

Suddenly your phone went off in your hand indicating a text from Urban.

Urby Baby- Your son got me sick

You- Well according to him his father got him sick

Urby Baby- Can you bring me soup? PLEASE

You- I do something nice for the three of you and this is what I get in return? I have to take care of all three of you now that yall are sick!?! Do I have to do everything!?!?

Urby Baby- Come on Lil Bit, I said please!

You- Be over here in fifteen minutes 🙄

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urbanwyatt: and it was at that moment, jackharlow knew he fucked up lmaoooo

lilnasx: who was he texting? urbanwyatt: lilnasx as Axel likes to call her, the boss lol jackharlow: I was fighting for my damn life in those text messages. wifey going off and me not having any idea what she's talking about y/ninsta: and now all three of you got me sick smh jackharlow: y/ninsta that leads to ultimate cuddles from me and Ax y/ninsta: jackharlow so he can sneeze in my face like he did you? jessicakelce: now you do something nice for them and this is how they repay you? outta pocket y/ninsta: jessicakelce same thing I said smh urbanwyatt: y/ninsta my soup was good bestie. thank you 🥰 y/ninsta: jackharlow babeeeee my throat hurts jackharlow: y/ninsta I got a cure for that 😏😏😏😏 jackharlow: y/ninsta wait, baby why'd you lock the bedroom door?! not you leaving me and Ax outside y/ninsta: jackharlow when you say stupid shit like that, this is the result lilnasx: jackharlow what the boss says goes jackharlow: lilnasx not you too 🙄

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Stress

AN: Requested by a lovely lovely anon💕 just a cute little blurb about jj making you feel better when your tired and stressed from work

warnings: smut, cursing, fluff, lots and lots of comfort, bad pickup lines??? 🤔I think that’s it I dunno? Lemme know if I missed anything😘

You got home late from work, you were absolutely tired and exhausted. You walked through the door seeing jj making some food, and he saw how exhausted you looked so he turned the stove off coming over to you.

“Hey babydoll you alright” he says coming to wrap his arms around you while you collapse in his arms “I’m soooo tired and exhausted, works kicking my ass right now” you mumble into his chest

“I made some pizza if your hungry baby, do you need anything like a massage or anything?” JJ asks rubbing your back for you

You think for a moment, while leaning against jj “I do need a shower” you say looking up at him

jj looks down at you smiling “Alright baby let’s get you shower going babydoll”

JJ goes down the hall to the bathroom starting up the shower making sure it was warm for you “Y/N, babydoll your showers ready” he calls out after getting out the body wash and shampoo and conditioner out for you

“Ok! Im coming!” You say heading to the bathroom, once you get in jj comes over kissing your forehead softly “do you want me to help you get in baby” he says smirking. You giggle nodding your head “Yes please Daddy” and jj looks at you wiggling his eyebrows “alright Mommy” he says which causes you to laugh

JJ helps you get undressed and he strips down too, and you both get into the shower. It starts out with slow massages on your back and turns into soft kisses that turns into getting handsy which ends up with you both making passionate love. JJ had you up pressed against the wall holding you up fucking you slow and deep as he worships your gorgeous body. His cock kissing your cervix, as he thrusts in and out. JJ looked into your eyes admiring how beautiful your face looked when you were all fucked out. He felt himself getting closer and you moaned leaning your head back against the cold tile wall feeling yourself near your orgasm. “Come on baby, cum f’me, cum for daddy” he rasps, you moan loudly, feeling yourself fall apart. “Oh fuck I’m cumming, s-shit” you moaned and jj picked up his pace chasing his high, while reaching his hand down to rub your clit, which causes your body to shake and the knot in your belly to release as you cum hard around jj’s cock. JJ kept going rubbing your clit working you through your high, then he starts letting out little whimpers and moans burying his face in your neck picking up the pace of his thrusts. “O-Oh god, I’m-I’m gonna cum, I’m gonna fucking cum” he slams into you three more times, as his body tensed staying still inside of you for a moment

after about a couple minutes jj pulled out, kissing your forehead and holding you close. He turned the shower off getting out wrapping a towel around his waist, then getting one out for you wrapping you up. He carried you into the bedroom helping you get dressed and then he throws on a pair of boxers and sweatpants. “I love you so so much babydoll, and I’m sorry that works stressing you” he says holding you close to him “it’s ok, jayj I’m feeling better now, thank you baby” you say hugging him “anytime baby cakes” he says

After a little bit you both were sitting at the table eating pizza with fries and you and jj were being goofy telling each other funny pickup lines “ok, ok, ok, I got one” he says clearing his throat “are you a parking ticket, cause you got fineeeee written all over you” jj says, which causes you to bust out laughing “that’s the cheesiest pick up line I’ve ever heard!” You laugh, and jj chuckles “alright then you give me one tell me a pick up line, let’s see if you could do any better, huh?” He chuckles “alright ok, here’s mine, are you a beaver, cause damnnnnn” you say trying not to laugh “ok that’s definitely worse that’s way worse than mine!” JJ laughs, you lightly smack him on the shoulder gasping, pretending to be offended “no it’s not it’s way better than yours!” JJ shakes his head “no no no yours is worse” he says kissing your cheek, but you throw a French fry at him “ok wow, that’s real nice” he says laughing “don’t worry I still love you” you say and jj comes over kissing your cheek “you better, or else there’s gonna be consequences babygirl”

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Part 1 Random tmnt Bayverse questions and my thoughts: Tattoos?

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(Side note I don’t have any tattoos and I don’t know a lot about them so sorry if my accuracy is bad)

How many do they have? What are they? What do the signify? How did they even get them? Who is the artist? How does did the ink even get through/show up on their skin? Will they get more? Would they like a partner with tattoos?

Leonardo💙:

To my knowledge he has 3 tattoos. Look em up if you want I don’t wanna get in trouble for photos.

On his right shoulder he has like a turtle tribal tattoo. Just a homage to his past and turtleness. On his right forearm he has another tattoo not sure what it is. I thought it might be a shoe print to symbolize the foot clan, but it’s not. He also has a single band. It looks a little like the outer part of a gear. On his left Bicep he has 3ish…more bands two gear ish bands and one or two band with turtles and what vaguely resembles barbed wire. Shows in my mind his restraint in tough situations whether it be from attacks, his brothers, or himself. Over all it seems he has the most tattoos.

Probably will get more that are cohesive with the ones he has. Maybe on his legs if he doesn’t have some already.

I think one or maybe even two of our boys are good at tattoo art. Leo would be a good candidate because he has the skill of the precision and patience it takes to do a tattoo. He would make a hot tattoo artist 😋.

I think Leo wouldn’t care if you had tattoos or not. You are beautiful to him either way. He worships you and you relish the way he makes you feel like a goddess/god.

Raphael❤️:

On his right shoulder/bicep Raph has a tattoo. I am not sure what it is. I have adjusted frame lighting, scoured through the interviews, and fandoms. But I can’t figure out what it is. I thought maybe dragon, cuz that’s cool. But I don’t think it is being that all the other guys have turtle tattoos. It’s not Chinese symbol like his scar. It’s more detailed than Leo and Mikey’s. And with his dark ridged skin it’s hard to pick out what it is. I’m sad cuz he’s my favorite and I just wanna know what it is 😭…

I think his tattoo might be the start of a sleeve tattoo. Might get more like his other arm. Seems like if he doesn’t find love he would get a face tattoo. But idk. But tattoo his who leg but he wouldn’t tattoo his whole body, no matter how much he hates it sometimes.

Raph would also be a hot 🥵 tattoo artist, but I feel like Raph would get frustrated with the time consuming aspect. He’d probably curse himself out if he messes up, even if it’s just a little bit. I feel like he would get impatient just having someone tattoo him.

Tattoos on you though…Raph could go either way. Tattoos are hot. But he also loves an untouched body. When you asked him if you should get a tattoo he couldn’t believe you would wanna ruin your perfect skin. He got tattoos cuz he felt like an ugly beast anyway, so why not. But you, you were perfect the way you were. He’s either a baddie kind of guy or a cutie patootie. Nothing in between.

Donatello💜:

As far as I can tell he has none. I’m pretty sure he won’t get any. Not that tattoos are bad or anything but with living in the sewer he doesn’t wanna run the risk of infection. His brothers can do what ever they want though.

I feel like Donnie would have the technical skill and equipment for doing tattoos but I’m not sure he would actually be the one doing them. He’d probably just be advising his brother of the risks and what to do and what not.

If you had tattoos. Mommy(or Daddy 😘) I view Donnie as more suby or even vanilla (Sorry Dom Donnie fans…😶). He likes it but he knows the risks. Might even get a tattoo because of you. Or you guys are too cute and dorky for each other to even bother with them.

Michelangelo🧡:

Mikey has one it looks like. On his left shoulder. Looks very similar to Leo’s shoulder tattoo. Might be exactly the same but I’m not sure.

He probably would get more. Definitely some cool cursive quotes but would also want little goofy stuff. His brothers would stop him though. Mikey doesn’t always think about the consequences as long as he’s having fun. Like Raph he’s impulsive but it’s not fueled by anger.

It’s pretty obvious Mikey has ADHD, but since I also have it, I feel as if I can understand Mikey more. I feel like Mikey would actually be a good tattoo artist. I know he can’t focus on a mission for a whole 2 minutes but when he really really likes something he hyperfocuses. And he will spend hours in the zone working his magic. Not so good at receiving one though. Had to be held down and scolded quite a bit 😅.

For you though like Leo Mikey doesn’t care. You’re just hot with it without them.

Others💚:

Splinter and April probably wouldn’t know the first thing. Well maybe April, I feel like in another universe she would have sleeves and ride a motorcycle 😍. But in this one she may have a small cute tattoo tucked away here and there. Maybe one on her hip and behind her ear. But she doesn’t know how to give someone a tattoo, not even a stick and poke. Casey probably has a tattoo somewhere maybe on his shoulder or something. Could have a skill for tattoos but definitely not on turtle skin.

[reashot]

Happy Mother's Day! Feat. Jaune's Future Children.

Ruby: You know Yang mother's day are coming...

Yang: Do you want to visit mom's grave afterward?

Ruby: Yes, I would like that...

Blake: (Damn this is getting dark all of a sudden. Where's Weiss when you need her.)

Then out from nowhere a girl around their age appears suddenly behind Ruby to loudly proclaim herself.

Scarlett: Hi mom it's me your favorite daughter! 😆

Ruby: Scarlett! And how do you even get here? 😮

Scarlett: Heh, heh... Trade secret. 😉

Ruby: So anyway. What brings you here? 🤨

Scarlett: We're here to meet you all, silly. 😜

Ruby: We, what do you mean by we?

Aurum: I think What little sister meant is that she's bringing us to celebrate mother's day.

Yang: OMG you remember about Mother's day. You're Aurum right. You're supposed to be my son from the future?

The man she's talking to tower over everyone in presence, much older than the rest of the group and encased in golden armor.

Aurum: That's right mother how have you been?

Yang: Oh fine... Shoot, I don't know how to act around you. You're supposed to be my son and all, but you're older than my dad.

Aurum: Ha, ha. I get that it would be confusing. But worry not Honored Mother. *kneels* No matter how you treated me I will always regard you with the up most respect.

Yang: Ah, please stop you're embarassing me...

Blake: Wait if Aurum and Scarlett are here then that means. My Dusky Wusky is here too!

Dusk: Mommy!!! *glomps on Blake*

Blake: *Squee* How is my beautiful baby girl. Your mama miss you so much!!!

Dusk: I miss you too mommy but please stop it. You're hurting me.

Blake: No I will not. Because you will just leave me again. Mama will never let you go. I will love you and cares for you for the rest of your life!

Dusk: Umuh...

Ruby: Okay... So what brings you here. Or is it when? Ah it's confusing I don't get how time travel sentences works. 😵

Scarlett: We're here for Mother's day!!! 😇

Ruby: Wow okay, but I though we already established that we are not really your Mother. We're from different timeline. So you don't have to celebrate it for us. 😞

Blake: Fuck That! Dusky Wusky is my baby and no one will take her away from me again.

Aurum: Lady Blake. Hold thine tongue! There's children here.

Yang: Blake out burst aside. Why are you celebrating with us. Should you go celebrate it with your real mom?

Scarlett: Well we did that already. But seeing that what we been through last time. We all think it just felt wrong not to celebrate it without everyone....

And speaking of which where's dad? I mean, where's Jaune?

Wow that's super weird calling my dad by his first name. I mean his other version's name. Oh I hate how parallel reality works! 😩

Ruby: Jaune? Oh we haven't see him much lately. Whenever we tried to approach him. He Immediately ran away from us. Can you believe it? 😢

Yang: Can't say I blame him. After everything that just happened. It would be weirder that he acted like nothing happened.

Blake: Whatever it is we should give him some time to process what happened. If he doesn't want to see us anymore then it's fine. We will respect his choice...

Scarlett: I understand. But anyway to get back on topic we have present for everyone here. 😎

Ruby: Present! Well why didn't you start with that. Of course we would like present. 🤯

Scarlett: He, he. For Ruby Rose here is a beautiful Rose from my brother and me. 😘

Ruby: Oh it's so beautiful. I love it. You and Aurum shouldn't have. 🥰

Scarlett: it's not from Aurum, silly. It's from MY brother. You also have a son too mom. 🤭

Ruby: 😮

Dusk: And I also want to give you this mommy.

I made it with daddy with crayon and macaroni.

Blake: *Gasp* it's so beautiful... I have the greatest mother's day gift known to Faunus and man. *cry*

Aurum: And "mother" dearest from me. I do not know what you like but you did use to tell me that when you Were young you used to like to ride on your bike. Something bee? Any way I have for you a brand new motorcycle.

Yang: Oh my gods! Oh my gods! Oh my gods! A brand new bike. I can't believe it. You made all the their mother day's present look like trash I love you Son!....

Uh, I mean. It's not what the present that count but the thought that matters...

Blake: Did you just said my daughter Mother's day present is trash!

Yang: Hey it's not a competition. Although if it were a competition. A Motorcycle beat Macaroni art hands down.

Aurum: Mother please. You're making things worse.

Lady Blake. I would like to apologize on my mother's behalf. I meant no disrespect with my gift to my mother.

It's just that I have so many siblings that I felt I have to match it in size.

Yang: Wait, many siblings. How many are we talking about?

Aurum: Ah, only around 12 with me included of course.

Blake & Ruby:

Yang: 12 Children! Curse my great child bearing hip.

Ruby: O-okay please stop! This is too much new informations to take. I can't. Wait a second isn't there supposed to be four of you?😱

Yang: Yeah the somehow even whiter version of Jaune. Victor. Weiss' son from the future.

Blake: As if that even possible. Jaune is pretty much as white as it can get.

Ruby: If this is a slander on my future baby's daddy then I would rather you keep it to yourself. 😠

Aurum: Not to worry Victor are also here to give his Mother's day present.

Yang: Didn't he tried to kill her the last time they met!?

Aurum: He gave me his word that he will not harm her.

Yang: H-he said that. And you just believed him?!

Aurum: Of course. He promise me after all.

Ruby: Wait. Where's Weiss?

Meanwhile

Victor: This is all your fault!!!!

Weiss: *choked* (Please someone save me. Ruby. Please save me Jaune...)

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Anyway here is my sorta sequel to my last fic. Go ahead and read it you want.

Part 1:

Part 2:

Oh yeah and Scarlett have an older brother. And no I didn't just add him out off nowhere. He had an unnamed cameo in an intermission fic I made a while back when I still have 40 followers:

If anyone asking what he is like think Jaune but with none of his insecurity and self loathing. Also he inherited Ruby's silver eyes. Nothing I'm sure.

And I know that someone will be asking where is Jaune in all of this and why is he avoiding team RWBY?

Well the answer is....

[jackharloww]

Zoo day fic + insta au

Grace has always loved animals, and all kinds of them. So a zoo trip sounded like a perfect way to spend your day. Nathaniel was in his stroller and Jack held Grace hand as the three of you walked around the zoo.

“Daddy look” Grace yelled and pointed to the giraffes before she ran to them. Jack shot you a look before running after her.

“Your sissy is very excited” you giggled to Nathaniel that was looking up at you from his stroller. You walked up to them and the smile on Grace face was everything.

“Nate wants to see too” Grace told her dad, making you chuckle “yeah I think he does”

“Come here little man” Jack said and picked him up from his stroller, and he immediately got a smile on his face from seeing his dad.

The four of you stood there watching them, and you were also allowed to feed them which Grace thought was the funniest thing ever. “Look at the his tongue” she giggled when the giraffe ate from your hand.

After a while of being with the giraffes you walked over to were the goats were, knowing Grace would be over the moon to pet and feed them.

You thought she was going to be a little hesitant before feeding them, but she grabbed a handful and put out her hand for them to eat from, “mommy it tickles” she giggled before grabbing another handful of food.

“She loves this” Jack told you while he took a picture of her “should we buy her one?” He looked at you seriously.

“One what?” You squinted your eyes at him “a goat? You want to buy our daughter a goat?”

“But look how much she loves them”

“She can love them from the zoo” you said and patted his shoulder.

You stayed in the zoo for a long time, before the four of you got tired. You went to the cafeteria they had and bought ice cream. Grace couldn’t stop talking about all the new animal friends she made. And when you got home? Well she didn’t stop asking when you were going back.

Jackharlow posted a picture.

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Jackharlow: she got tired of walking. “Dada let’s take a breakie”

Y/nharlow: ofc she got tired…. You and her couldn’t stop running around 😂

Jackharlowsource: Her big siss shirt🥹

Jackharlow: It’s her favorite

Harlowcomehome: My little Princess! You should’ve been carrying her anyway 🙄

Jackharlow: Trust me, I tried….

Y/nharlow: she wouldn’t let him, she kept running away😂

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Jackharlow: My little girl is an animal friend! She had the time of her life today, especially when she got to feed and pet the goats

Harlowslove: She’s perfect 🥺🥺

Cozane: of course she loved the goats, she’s surrounded by them!

Jackharlow: That’s actually nice of you cope

Cozane: I meant her uncles 😎

Claybornharlow: wait… you went to the zoo without me? Ouch

Urbanwyatt: I’m hurt too

Y/nharlow: You are welcome to go with her whenever you want. She just wants to go back 😂

Neonlightsandglitter: Omg 🥺 it looks like she had the time of her life

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Y/nharlow: Made a new friend 🥹

Jackharlow: Is it possible to be jealous of a giraffe?

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Emerror404: He better not take my place

Y/nharlow: too late 😘

Neelamthadhani: 🫶���🫶🏽

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Y/harlow: Safe in dadas arms 🥺

Urbanwyatt: Isn’t he hot in that..? 🥵

Y/nharlow: Just like his dad he wears thick ass clothes in every weather 😂

Jackfan101: Dad jack will be the death of me

Missionaryjack: The cutest!!!

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Y/nharlow: He regretted the minute he showed her the horses 😂

Urbanwyatt: She wants one now huh?

Y/nharlow: Her exact words “dada I want a horsie” lol

Claybornharlow: Good luck with that 😂

Jackharlow: She’ll forget about it tomorrow 🙄

Y/nharlow: She won’t, but keep telling yourself that bubs🫣

Emerror404: Tell her not to worry, her favorite aunty will buy her one

Y/nharlow: Don’t you dare😠

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A big big big thank you to my bestie @harlowcomehome for helping me with the insta au🥺 and to @neon-lights-and-glitter for encouraging me to write a fic for this one haha

This is my first real insta au and I couldn’t help but to turn into to a mini fic 🤭

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Hi babe 😘 I wanna ask if you could do a little reader x cg skz at a carnival maybe pls have fun with this one also happy black history month 🖤🤎

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Gender Neutral! Reader|Age Regression|Wholesome|Domestic Settings|Fluffy|Tooth Rotting Sweet||Daddy! Chan|Mama! Minho|Baba! Changbin|Papa! Hyunjin|Appa! Jisung|Mommy! Felix|Dada! Seungmin|Ninnin! Jeongin|Heights Up The Ferris Wheel|Domestic|Wholesome Day|Soft and Warming|Reader Getting Spoiled|Your Caregivers Adore You

💌 This is a work of fiction, I by all means don't force ship anyone. They have the right to love whomever they want.

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"Sweetheart, I have a surprise for you," Jisung said, squishing your cheeks. "What is it, Appa?" you asked words slurred from Jisung's actions. He chuckled, "Close your eyes, sweet thing," he whispered, holding your shoulder. You did as told. "Otay," you replied, letting Jisung lead the way. "On three, open your eyes, okay?" he said, poking at your sides. Giggles slipped your lips. "No tickles, Appa," you said, squirming away from his touch. Jisung chuckled, "Okay, okay." Now, get ready, sweetheart. One, Two, Three!" he counted down, waving pink tickets in front of you.

You tilted your head, wondering why Jisung swayed them in front of you. "Huh?" you wondered. Jisung's jaw dropped. "Sweetheart, these are tickets to the Sanrio Carnival!" he exclaimed. Your eyes widened. "Really!" you exclaimed back. Jisung cooed at your awe expression, "That's right, and I got tickets for the whole family," he said, handing them to you. Minho walked into the living room. "What's going on here? Why were you shouting?" he asked, crossing his arms. Your smile widened. "Mama, Appa got us tickets to the Sanrio Carnival!" you shrieked, nuzzling Minho's stomach.

Jisung sulked. "How come he got a hug when I purchased the tickets?" he whined, puffing his cheeks. Minho tugged Jisung by the collar, locking their lips together. Jisung squeaked into the kiss before melting into it. "Appa and Mama are kissing," you giggled. Seungmin groaned, covering your eyes. "Where is the decency in this household?" he grimaced, shaking his head. "You're being silly, Dada," you said, trying to remove his hands but Seungmin held them firm. "Am I really, munchkin?" he asked, sighing. "Who's kissi- Ahh!" Hyunjin screamed, covering Seungmin's eyes.

"Why are you covering my eyes?" Seungmin asked, surprised by the sudden darkness. Hyunjin scoffed dramatically. "Children like you shouldn't watch people make out" he chastised. Minho pulled away from the kiss, "Was that enough for a thank you?" he asked. "Yes, sir," Jisung hummed, smiling. Hyunjin scoffed, "What were you two thinking? Making out in front of the children," he scolded, removing his hands from Seungmin's eyes. You furrowed your eyebrows "Mama what does making out mean?" you asked, eyes still covered behind Seungmin's hands.

Minho stared at Hyunjin before smiling, "Our cute cupcake is curious. Why don't you answer her, Hwang?" he said, removing Seungmin's hands from your eyes. Hyunjin gulped, "It's nothing lovely, nothing at all," he rambled, rubbing the back of his nape. You looked up at Minho for confirmation. He chuckled, running his fingers through your hair "Hwang's right, cupcake. It's nothing babies like you need to worry about," he said, kissing the top of your head. You puffed your cheeks "I'm not a baby," you grumbled.

Jisung chuckled, "Oh really? Are you all big, sweetheart?" he asked, cupping your cheeks. "Appa," you whined, glaring at Jisung. He cooed, "Such a feisty little thing," he said, smiling at your adorable grumpiness. Chan walked down the stairs. He took one look into the living room and made a beeline to the kitchen. "I don't know what's going on and I don't want to," Chan mumbled, pouring himself a glass of pineapple juice. Changbin reached for his protein canister "Are you feeling alright, hyung?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Never better," Chan replied, leaning against the kitchen counter. You somehow managed to wiggle out of the living room "Daddy" you said, muffled against Chan's chest. He chuckled, "Hello, baby. Mind telling Daddy why the house is so active in the morning?" he questioned, kissing your forehead. "Appa bought tickets to the Sanrio Carnival," you giggled, nuzzling deeper into his hold. Chan nodded, "I see. Do you have your clothes picked out, little one?" he asked, rubbing your back.

"Can Daddy choose with me?" you asked, batting your eyelashes. Chan cooed, "Anything for my precious baby," he said, carrying you to the bedroom. You giggled, nuzzling into his shoulder. Chan smiled, standing you up on the bed "What do you feel like wearing to the carnival, hm? Your favourite pink skirt or do you want pants?" he asked, taking out the articles of clothing. You got down from the bed, looking into your closet "Hm," you said, pursing your lips.

Chan took a step back with you, "How about this?" he asked, taking out a My Melody checkered sweater, Hello Kitty-themed skirt/pants, PomPomPurin burette, Kuromi-themed hair pins, and Cinnamonroll leg warmers. You looked at the assortment of characters, eyes sparkling "Yeah! Thank you, Daddy," you cheered, wrapping your arms around him. Chan chuckled, dressing you up "It kinda works," he mumbled, staring at the arrays of pastels donning your body. You giggled, twirling around "Do I look okay?" you asked.

"You look absolutely adorable, little one," he said, lifting you up. You wiggled in his arms causing Chan to coo "Let's go show the others your outfit, baby," he said, carrying you down. Felix made eye contact with you "Aww, sunshine. You look so pretty," he said, admiring your outfit as Chan set you down back on your feet. You smiled, eyes crinkling "Thank you, Mommy," you said, bouncing on your heels. Hyunjin gasped, "Oh my god, is that our little love?" he asked, running his hands down your outfit causing you to giggle.

"It tickles, Papa," you said, squirming under the attention. Hyunjin cooed, "Cute," he said, patting your cheek. Jeongin came down dressed up for the carnival, "Why isn't anyone ready yet?" he asked, looking for his faux glasses. Chan chuckled, "I was getting our little one dressed," he said, placing his hand on Jeongin's shoulder before walking up. Jeongin smiled, running his fingers through your hair "Gorgeous, little angel," he said, kissing your forehead. You preened, "Thank you, Ninnin," you said, hugging his waist.

Jeongin chuckled, "Let's watch your favourite cartoons while we wait for them to get ready," he said, leading you to the living room. You nodded, clicking on your shows.

It didn't take long for the others to finish getting dressed. Jeongin blew a low whistle "Aren't we just going to a carnival?" he asked, eyeing the way his hyungs dressed themselves up. Changbin chuckled, "Yes but these are uri agi's all-time favourite characters, we have to dress to impress," he said, puffing out his chest. Seungmin snorted, "Besides that claim, we just wanted to look nice for the little munchkin," he said, tucking your hair behind your ears.

You got up from the sofa, "Daddy can I wear my Kuromi shoes?" you asked, looking at Chan. "Of course, you can, little one. Wear what you like," he reassured, preparing your little bag. Minho stared at those shoes for a bit "Wear socks with those, cupcake. Wouldn't want you to have blistered on this special day," he said, patting your cheek. You nodded, "Otay, Mama," you said, scurrying off to find socks. "I'll warm up the engine," Changbin said, taking the car keys.

It was close to early noon when you got to the location, your eyes widened at the sight of the giant Hello Kitty ferris wheel "Appa, look," you whispered, pointing it out. Jisung chuckled, "Do you want to ride that first, sweetheart?" he asked, rubbing your back. "Yes, please," you said, staring at the location in awe. "Why am I getting Lotte World flashbacks?" Seungmin mumbled, looking at the setup. Felix nodded, "You're not the only one," he said, taking your little bag.

Jisung handed the tickets to the concession staff, one by one they wrapped the entrance pass around their wrist. You gasp, taking in the sights "Mama can we get Sanrio hats for everyone?" you asked, tugging Minho's sleeve. He chuckled "I don't see why not," he said, following the signs to Lady Kitty's House Shop. You beelined around the shelves picking out a hat for each caregiver. Hyunjin trailed behind you holding a basket, "You can put them here, little love," he said, patting your burette lightly.

You giggled, taking Marumofubiyori for Chan, Chococat for Minho, Badtz-Maru for Changbin, Pau Pipo for Hyunjin, Corocorokuririn for Jisung, Kabukinyantaro for Felix, Pochacco for Seungmin and Pankunchi for Jeongin. Hyunjin smiled, "Wow, you matched us up well, lovely," he praised, looking at the hats. You smiled back, "Thank you, Papa," you said, standing next to Minho as he paid. The members wore their designated hats, loving how you interpreted them through the characters.

"You thought this through didn't you, sunshine?" Felix asked, kissing your forehead. You wiggled, "Ah huh. Wanted everyone to have fun too," you said, fidgeting with your sweater. Jeongin cooed, "We love them, angel. Thank you," he said, kissing the top of your palm. You giggled, running to hide behind Changbin "My face burns," you said, muffled against Changbin's back. Jisung laughed, "Aww, sweet thing. You're so cute," he praised, rubbing your shoulders.

"Let's go to the ferris wheel, munchkin. Wouldn't you like that?" Seungmin asked, changing the subject. You nodded, taking Seungmin's hand "Let's go, Dada!" you cheered, regaining your energetic spirit. They laughed, watching you skip while holding onto Seungmin. The ferry's wheel looked small from afar but it was way taller than you expected. You hesitated going on it, "Little one, you can stay down with your Mama if you don't feel like going," Chan reassured, stroking your cheek.

You took in a deep breath "I want to go," you said, determined, Chan chuckled, "Then hold onto my hand, baby. We'll get on together," he said, leaning you into the pods. You followed Chan's step, sitting down in front of him. Your eyes widened, panic settling in. Chan rubbed your hand with his thumb "You're alright, little one. Take a look outside," he said, pointing to the window. You gasped, looking at the overview of the carnival "Wow," you said, eyes sparkling.

Chan chuckled, "Pretty isn't it, baby," he said, keeping his eyes on you. "Ah huh," you said, barely taking in what Chan said. He smiled, "Enjoy the view, baby," he said, taking a few pictures when you weren't paying attention. The ferry's wheel slowly made its descent and the ride came to an end. You waddled towards Minho "Mama, it was so pretty up there," you said, sitting on Minho's lap. He chuckled, "Oh yeah? Did you get any photos?" he asked, brushing your hair with his fingers.

"I got them, I'll send them in the group chat," Chan said, showing his phone. The Jilix twins came running towards you, "Sunshine look, it's an U*sa*ha*na plush," Felix said, handing it to you. You brushed down the plush's dress "So pretty," you whispered, admiring it. Jisung gave Chan the carnival map "There's a mini boat ride we can go down later," he proposed, pointing it out in the map. Chan nodded, "Sounds good," he said, kissing Jisung's temple.

Hyunjin, Jeongin and Seungmin came out from their pods, "What's next?" Hyunjin asked. Changbin held a pamphlet, "I got us a seat at the Sanrio Rainbow World Restaurant, we can head there first," he said, turning to Felix to help him fix his Badtz-Maru hat. Seungmin nodded, "Sounds good," he said, walking along the trail to the restaurant. "What do you feel like having, angel?" Jeongin asked, walking behind you. "Hm, a burger?" you said, uncertain.

Chan chuckled, "Sure little one, let's hope that this time there aren't any pineapples in it," he said, getting a light shiver. Felix smirked, "Didn't you say it wasn't that bad?" he teased, poking at Chan's sides. "Yeah, but still," Chan retorted, speed-walking away from Felix's pokes. The restaurant was as the name suggested rainbow-themed. At the entrance stood the large-sized figures of the characters with Hello Kitty in the middle donning the colour red.

"What colour do you want to sit in, sweetheart?" Jisung asked, looking around. "Red, please," you said, pointing to the tables. Jisung chuckled, pulling out a chair for you "Take a seat, sweet thing," he said. You nodded, sitting down. "Sunshine, you're lucky they do have burgers," he said, writing down their orders. "Do you want a Gudetama pudding for dessert?" Jeongin asked, showing you the menu. Minho perked up, "Pudding?" he questioned, looking at Jeongin.

"Yeah, they have caramel pudding," he said, pointing it out for Minho. "Yongbok-ah we'll have two of these," Minho said, giving Felix the order code. "I think that should be enough for now," Felix said, handing it to the server. Soon all the orders came, "It looks so cute," Jisung said, taking pictures of every single one. "True but does it taste good?" Seungmin questioned, taking a bite of his Cinnamonroll blue-tinted curry. He tilted his head in surprise, "It's not that bad," he shrugged, eating his lunch.

You took a bite of your burger, noticing the burn stamp of Hello Kitty on the bun. "We're going for the boat ride after lunch right?" Changbin asked, eating his PomPomPurin Omurice. Chan nodded, "It's a slow ride, just to see all the Sanrio characters so there's no need to be worried about getting sick," he said, taking a sip of his Badtz-Maru Ramen Broth. Lunch went by smoothly with everyone leaving with satisfied stomachs. "Ready for the next ride, agi-ah?" Changbin asked, holding your hand.

You nodded, "Yup! Want to see them all," you said, giddy and excited. Hyunjin cooed, "So precious," he said, taking pictures of your joy. The boat ride was staring, "Daddy look, there's U*sa*ha*na," you said, showing Chan your plush. He chuckled, "Yeah and they're wearing the same dress too," he acknowledged, giving in to your excitement. "The Strawberry King is right to her too," Jisung pointed out, watching the Sanrio characters with you.

"Munchkin look up, it's Tuxedosam and the Noranekoland," Seungmin said, gesturing to the characters. "The Little Twin Stars are here too," Felix said, snapping some pictures. "They all have their little stations, it's adorable," Hyunjin gasped, capturing as much as he could. The ride then came to an end, "It wouldn't be a carnival trip without a good old-fashion ball toss," Chan said, walking to the stalls.

Seungmin grimaced, "What do you mean old-fashion, the only thing old here is you hyung," he teased, running ahead when Chan raised his fist. You giggled, noticing a giant Cinnamonroll "Baba, it's huge," you whispered, staring at the plush. Minho crossed his arms, "It's too big to put in the house, cupcake," he said, looking at the size of it. Changbin cracked his knuckled, "I can play the game either way, it's not like it's a hundred per cent win," he said, holding the ball.

You watched Changbin throw the ball, knocking over three-quarters of the pins. He held a My Melody blanket "See," he said, handing you the prize. Chan rolled his sleeves, "Let me try," he said, aiming for the throw. He managed to hit lesser pins than Changbin causing Seungmin to laugh. The stall manager handed Chan a Keroppi keychain. "Move aside old man, I got this," Seungmin said, using his baseball skills to throw the ball only for it to miss entirely.

Chan held back a laugh, turning away with his shoulders shaking. The rest of your caregivers didn't bother with courtesy and burst out laughing. "Oh my god, that's so good," Felix chuckled, wiping a stray tear. "I'll give it a go," he said watching Seungmin hand you a Pochacco plush. Felix took in a deep inhale and threw, "Damn," he groaned, seeing that he only missed one pin. The stall manager took down a Sanrio Carnival-only necklace. "I still think it's a bad idea having that plush at home, but I'll give it a shot," Minho said, throwing the ball.

His jaw dropped as all the pins fell. The stall manager gave him the exact Cinnamonroll plush that he didn't think he would win. "How big is this plush?" Minho asked, holding it. The stall manager checked the list "Give or take about 2 feet," they said. Minho blinked but nodded, "Thank you," he said, letting Jisung take the previous prizes from you before handing you the plush. You giggled, hugging it tight "Thank you, Mama," you said, muffled against the plush.

Minho sighed, "Your welcome, cupcake," he said, smiling. "I think it's time we head back home," Jeongin said, stretching his arms. Chan nodded, "Agree, let's head back," he said, walking to the exit. "Did you have fun, sunshine?" Felix asked, brushing your face from your face. You yawned, nodding "Yup, lots of fun," you slurred, exhaustion catching up to you. Felix chuckled, "You can rest on our laps in the car, sunbeam," he said, opening the car door.

You nodded, curling up on their laps. Chan looked into the back-view mirror with a subtle smile "Are they asleep?" he whispered, paying attention to the road ahead. Hyunjin nodded, rubbing your legs as you napped, "Yup, they're out cold," he chuckled, patting your thigh. Felix tucked your hair behind your ear "Sleep well, little one. We'll take care of you when we reach home," he whispered, cooing at the sight of your cheek pressed against his thigh. "Rest well," Hyunjin whispered, leaning his head against Felix's.

The ride home was silent but comforting. You had a great day at the carnival, loving all the Sanrio characters there. Now, rest. It's been a long day.

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (75)

*The wrong phone call*

Sejanus: Hey, Babe.

Coryo: Yes, Babe?

Sejanus: Can I ask you a question?

Coryo: What’s wrong? Are you being bullied again?

Sejanus: No. I-

Coryo: Who was it? Was it Jubilee? Peacekeeper Joe? I’ll ask Urban and Pup to fight them for us.

Sejanus: No need! I just want to know someone’s phone number.

Coryo: But you already have our phone numbers. Even Arachne’s and Livia’s.

Sejanus: I know.😔

Coryo: So who do you want to call? Lepidus Malmsey? Lucky Flickerman?

Sejanus: Oh, Panem, no. I don’t like weird magical clowns.

Coryo: Mama Cardew?

Sejanus: Heck, no! She might even kill me with my family’s taxes.

Coryo: President Ravinstill?

Sejanus: He’s a dinosaur.

Coryo: Mrs. Aurelia Ravinstill?

Sejanus: Aurelia? Who’s that?

Coryo: The Vice President of Panem.

Sejanus: Oh, she’s the one who’s extremely allergic to charity, poor people, and homeless Hilari!😀

Coryo: Yes, that’s right.

Sejanus: At least our poor Felix didn’t inherit his mean mother’s explosive temper.

Coryo: Fortunately.

Sejanus: Thank Panem.

Coryo: So who is it?

Sejanus: Who’s what?

Coryo: Who do you want to call?

Sejanus: Oh, right! I almost forgot. Do you perhaps know the phone number of Professor Sickle?

Coryo: No. Why?

Sejanus: I accidentally left my ✨Bread Body Bag✨ inside her office yesterday and I really need it back before my Ma finds out.

Coryo: You left your precious B.B.B inside Professor Sickle’s office?!

Sejanus: Yeah, but to be fair, I was busy searching for something very important-

Coryo: You were busy searching for my pretty feet pics, weren’t you?

Sejanus: And Creed’s.

Coryo: I knew it.😑

Sejanus: So. . .

Coryo: Ask Ney Ney. She’s her fam.

Sejanus: Ok! Whatever you say, my love!😍 *turns to Vipsania* Hey, Ney Ney!

Vipsania: *is sleeping like a pure little lamb*

Sejanus: She’s asleep.☹️

Coryo: Not for long.

Sejanus: What do you mean?

Coryo: Hey, Ney Ney, your beloved dumbbells and expensive running shoes are on fire! They’re on fire!

Vipsania: *immediately wakes up* Call the fire brigade and Creed’s working ambulance right now!

Coryo: I’m poor.

Vipsania: Call my daddy too!

Sejanus: Ney Ney, calm down. We’re just kidding-

Vipsania: But don’t tell my mommy! She will celebrate my demise!😭

Coryo: Vipsania Sickle, for the love of Panem, do you know your auntie’s phone number?!

Vipsania: My auntie’s what?

Coryo: Phone number!

Vipsania: Why?

Coryo: My boyfriend needs it.

Sejanus: I’m Coryo’s boyfriend.😀

Coryo: We know, Babe.

Sejanus: Just saying.

Vipsania: What do I get in return?

Coryo: What do you want?

Vipsania: The latest treadmill?

Sejanus: Deal!

Vipsania: Fine. Give me your phone. I’ll call her myself.

Festus: *walks in* Hey, guys!

Vipsania: Hey, Creed!

Hilarius: We’re back!

Apollo: We brought snacks!

Diana: Banana!

Felix: Hey, Coryo, I brought you your daily cabbage. Catch!

Coryo: Thanks, Class Pres! You’re the best!

Felix: You’re welcome.

Sejanus: How about me?😀

Coryo: You’re my boyfriend. You’re always the best in my eyes, Babe.

Sejanus: Coryo, kiss.😘

Coryo: Later.

Sejanus: When?

Coryo: After lunch.

Sejanus: Broom closet?🥺

Coryo: As always.

Sejanus: Yey!

Hilarius: How about me?😀

Coryo: No.

Hilarius: But I want a kiss too.😢

Coryo: Get your own sugar daddy.

Hilarius: Hey, Felix!

Felix: No.

Hilarius: Is your crazy President Gran Gran still available?

Felix: What the f*ck, Hilari!

Hilarius: Is he?

Felix: He’s like a hundred years old! He’s a dinosaur!

Hilarius: Just asking.

Felix: Don’t ask me again.

Hilarius: Is your daddy available?

Felix: He’s happily married!

Hilarius: How about your crazy uncle Achilles? Is he available?

Felix: He’s in prison!

Hilarius: For what?

Felix: For smuggling fireworks.

Hilarius: That’s illegal?

Felix: No. He just wanted to fly.

Hilarius: Dammit.

Coryo: Bro, I thought that you were pregnant with Strabo Plinth’s baby.

Hilarius: Oh, that’s right! Thanks for reminding me, Snowy.

Coryo: Anytime, virgin.

Hilarius: Sejanus, pay up.

Sejanus: Ask my old man.

Hilarius: Mr. Plinth scares me and I need money right now.

Sejanus: I’m not paying child support.

Hilarius: But we’re family!

Sejanus: You’re not my Coryo and you’re not carrying my baby!

Coryo: That’s right!

Hilarius: But good sir, my poor miracle baby is still your half brother!

Sejanus: Your fake baby with Strabo Plinth is not my half brother!

Hilarius: Half sister?

Sejanus: You’re dead to me.

Hilarius: Coryo, help!😫

Coryo: Lol. I’m recording this.

Festus: So what’s up?

Vipsania: We’re calling my auntie.

Festus: What for?

Felix: Are we in trouble?

Hilarius: Is the gym on fire?

Apollo: Are we dancing again?

Diana: Banana?

Coryo: No. My Seji Pie left his precious B.B.B inside her office yesterday.

Diana: B.B.B?

Coryo: Bread Body Bag.

Festus: Lol. His Ma will kill him.

Sejanus: My Ma will kill me.🥲

Vipsania: Then stop crying and whining and give me your most expensive phone right now.

Sejanus: Here.

Vipsania: Thanks. *starts pressing random numbers*

Festus: Yo, it’s ringing!

Coryo: Obviously.🙄

Felix: Are we even allowed to call Professor Sickle?

Hilarius: Calling your auntie is not illegal, Class Pres.

Felix: In my family, it is.

Vipsania: Well, she’s my aunt and I’m her favorite niece. She’ll answer my calls. Just you wait.

Felix: Turn the volume up. I want to hear the conversation.

Apollo: I wanna hear it too!

Diana: Banana?🥺

Vipsania: Fine. There.

Com.Hoff: *picks up the phone* Hello? This is District 12’s Commander Hoff speaking.

Coryo: Commander who?

Felix: District 12?

Vipsania: Auntie?😀

Sejanus: *quickly grabs the phone* Professor, I’m so sorry but can you give me back my precious ✨Bread Body Bag✨?!

Com.Hoff: Your what?

Sejanus: My body bag!

Com.Hoff: Body bag? What body bag?!

Sejanus: Are you Professor Sickle?

Com.Hoff: Are you a rebel?

Sejanus: A what?

Com.Hoff: Are you a rebel?!

Sejanus: No. I’m baby.

Com.Hoff: Tell me the truth, boy!

Sejanus: I’m baby!

Com.Hoff: Are you stupid?!

Coryo: *grabs the phone* Why are you shouting at my sugar daddy, you creep?!

Com.Hoff: Sugar daddy?!

Coryo: He pays for my bills and groceries!

Com.Hoff: So?

Coryo: Creep.

Com.Hoff: I’m not a creep!

Hilarius: Are you a pole dancer?

Com.Hoff: A what?!

Hilarius: A pole dancer!

Com.Hoff: I’m the commander!

Hilarius: A commanding pole dancer?

Felix: Is that a new position?

Apollo: Cool.

Com.Hoff: No!

Festus: How much do you make?

Diana: How much for a dance?

Com.Hoff: Where’s the body bag?!

Coryo: None of your business!

Com.Hoff: Tell me now!

Coryo: No! My Seji Pie will cry!

Sejanus: I will cry!

Com.Hoff: Where are you?

Coryo: Where are you?!

Com.Hoff: I’m in District 12!

Coryo: You’re a forest hippie and a pole dancer?!

Diana: Nice! A versatile man!

Com.Hoff: I’m not versatile!

Vipsania: In bed?

Com.Hoff: What the actual f*ck.

Festus: So you’re a loser?

Com.Hoff: Give me your current location.

Felix: Sorry. We’re still planning our next class vacation.

Com.Hoff: Where are you?!

Festus: In your mom’s ugly closet!

Hilarius: Under your pathetic bed!

Apollo: Behind your back!

Diana: Banana!

Com.Hoff: You bastards!

Festus: I’m stealing her hats!

Felix: And I’m wearing her dress!

Hilarius: Oh, look! An eyeliner!

Com.Hoff: Give them back!

Hilarius: Do you want to see my pretty feet pics? I’m selling.😀

Com.Hoff: How much?

Hilarius: 50 bucks.

Com.Hoff: I will find you and I will kill you-

Vipsania: Wrong number!

Com.Hoff: Don’t hang up!

Festus: Bye, loser!

Com.Hoff: I’ll buy those feet pics!

Hilarius: Really?😀

Com.Hoff: Are they prettier than General Crassus Snow’s feet pics?

Coryo: F*ck no. *hangs up*

Vipsania: So who wants pasta?

Coryo: Ney Ney, don’t tell me-

Vipsania: Yeah, I don’t know my favorite auntie’s current phone number. Sorry.

Coryo: That’s impossible.

Vipsania: I was kicked out of the house, remember?😢

Coryo: Do you want a tissue?

Vipsania: Give me the whole box.

Festus: Let’s call again!

Apollo: Let me try! *grabs the phone and dials a random phone number* There!

Diana: It’s ringing. I’m excited!😆

Felix: Shh! Somebody might hear us.

Hilarius: I just hope they’ll buy my feet pics.

Coryo: Hilari, please-

Hilarius: Poor homeless Hilari needs some fast cash right now.

Festus: And poor Festus Creed needs poor homeless Hilarius Heavensbee to pay his freaking rent!

Hilari: I’m trying my best!

Festus: Penelope disagrees.

Hilarius: She’s a rat!

Festus: And she disagrees!

Sejanus: I still need to get my body bag though.☹️

Coryo: Don’t be too sad, Babe. We’ll just ask Anderson to steal your bread bag later.

Sejanus: Ok!☺️

Vipsania: Quiet!

Mayfair: *picks up the phone* Hello? This is District 12’s Mayor’s daughter speaking.

Coryo: Ew! A cheater!

Mayfair: Lucy Gray?!

Diana: Are you a pole dancer too?

Mayfair: Who the f*ck is this?!

Apollo: I’m the sun god!

Diana: And I’m the moon goddess!

Hilarius: And I’m having your dear daddy’s miracle baby next summer!

Mayfair: My daddy’s what?!

Hilarius: Pay up, sister!

Mayfair: I’m not your sister!

Hilarius: I need child support!

Mayfair: Go f*ck yourself!

Coryo: Your daddy’s a cheater!

Mayfair: And you’re a stupid whor-

Sejanus: Take that back!

Mayfair: Cry harder, loser!

Coryo: Well, tell your stupid boyfriend to suck a f*ckin’ di-

Mayfair: *hangs up*

Coryo: The audacity! Call her again, Class Pres!

Felix: Fine. *dials back*

Mayfair: Hello? This is Mayfair-

Coryo: Suck a d*ck!

Mayfair: F*ck you, you whor-

Coryo: *immediately hangs up* There! I won. I’m happy now.☺️

Sejanus: I’m happy too!

Festus: My turn! *grabs the phone*

Diana: Me next!

Hilarius: But-

Festus: It’s ringing!

Apollo: Felix, you answer!

Felix: I hope it’s not my mom.

Hilarius: Or mine.

Festus: My “dearest” mommy never picks up my calls.

Coryo: Creed, do you need a hug?

Festus: Yes, please.

Coryo: *hugs Festus*

Sejanus: I need a hug too!

Coryo: Fine. Come here.

Sejanus: Yey!

Elmer: *picks up the phone* Hello? This is District 13’s Elmer Coin speaking.

Felix: Elmer Coin?

Elmer: Yes, I’m Elmer Coin.

Felix: Never heard of you before.

Elmer: I’m the current president of District 13!

Felix: What’s District 13?

Apollo: Are you the mole people?

Elmer: Seriously?

Festus: District 13 doesn’t exist.

Elmer: Who told you that lie?

Festus: It’s a universal truth, you uncultured swine!

Elmer: District 13 still exist!

Coryo: I’m poor. So I need to disagree.

Elmer: I swear we still exist!

Felix: My mommy said you don’t!

Elmer: Your poor mother’s wrong.

Felix: My mommy is never wrong and she’s allergic to poor people.

Elmer: I’m not poor!

Felix: Not on my mommy’s watch!

Elmer: Your evil government is brainwashing your mother!

Felix: My mommy is literally the Vice President of Panem.

Elmer: She’s the VP?!

Felix: And my lovely daddy is her secretary.

Elmer: Seriously?!

Hilarius: *grabs the phone from Felix* Do you want to buy my pretty feet pics? They’re on sale.

Elmer: Who are you?!

Hilarius: I’m Hilarius.

Elmer: You’re not funny.

Hilarius: But I’m Hilarius!

Elmer: Are you rebels?

Felix: I’m allergic to rebels.

Elmer: Not you, you freak.

Felix: I’m not a freak. I’m a sweet baby Ravinstill.

Elmer: Same thing.

Coryo: Are you a mole person?

Elmer: I’m not a mole!

Hilarius: Do you live underground?

Elmer: That’s none of your business!

Apollo: Do you sell glue?

Elmer: How old are you?

Apollo: Physically or mentally?

Sejanus: I’m from District 2 and I’m old enough to screw!😀

Coryo: We know, Babe.

Elmer: That’s great! You’re one of us! Do you need some help?

Sejanus: On my biology homework? Of course!

Elmer: Homework?

Sejanus: Yes, homework! Our insane Professor will most likely fail me.

Elmer: Why?

Sejanus: She hates me and I’m dumb.

Festus: Same.

Apollo: Do mole people like to eat snakes or spiders?

Elmer: I’m not a mole!

Apollo: Doubt.

Elmer: Am I talking to a bunch of stupid children right now?!

Vipsania: Maybe.

Sejanus: My gorgeous Snow Bae and I will be having 24 kids and more!😊

Elmer: You’ll have 24 kids?!

Sejanus: And more!

Vipsania: I’m baby.

Coryo: Jealous, Elmer?

Elmer: You’re a child!

Coryo: My boyfriend’s rich and I’m pregnant!

Hilarius: I’m pregnant too!

Elmer: So?

Hilarius: So pay up, Elmer!

Elmer: Pay up?!

Hilarius: I need child support!

Elmer: I’m not paying anything!

Hilarius: It’s your baby!

Elmer: *immediately hangs up*

Hilarius: The audacity! *dials back*

Elmer: Hello? This is D13’s leader-

Hilarius: Pay my f*ckin’ child support, you b*tch!

Elmer: Go away!

Hilarius: You’re a mole f*cker!

Elmer: A what?!

Hilarius: *quickly hangs up* So who’s hungry?😊

Festus: I’m hungry.

Coryo: Me too. Let’s eat.

[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

A/N: This one doesn’t go with any of my other AUS 💘 This will follow into some fics and more Insta AUS 🫶🏻

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yourusername Cuando se lo metas a otra gritarás mi nombre 💘

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theshaderoom Rapper Jack Harlow all smiles when talking about his son. Yes, you heard correctly he is a father now. Harlow and on and off girlfriend, Y/N had a baby together but he confirms that they are no longer in a relationship. Let us know your thoughts down below.

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jackharlow 👀 🤔

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yourbestiename All the shit he said in this interview was all lies. Fucker wasn’t even with her 80% of her pregnancy or birth of their son. Soooo how is he father of the year???? 💀

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yourusername Being his mom is the greatest gift in life, nothing else matters but him.

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yourcousinname You needed him in your life. Because of him you know what love is and I’m so happy and proud of you.

yourusername No me hagas llorar 😭

yourbestiename Best mama ❤️

yourusername 🫶🏻🥺

claybornharlow I miss him

yourusername This weekend is your moms turn. So enjoy your time with him and thank you for always checking up on us 🫶🏻

urbanwyatt Ahhh can’t wait to meet little one

user huh? Meet him barely? 👀

neelamthadhani Y/N hasn’t really let anyone meet the kid only Jack’s parents and Clay.

user ohhhh shadyyyyy

yourusername DAMN RIGHT & WHAT ABOUT IT????

jackharlow I thought we were keeping this and him out of social media?

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jackharlow Weekend with my little man 🤎

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nemoachida Happy she finally let you see him

yourcousinname Let him? 💀😂😂😂 every single one of you LOVES to front and act like a victim on social media.

urbanwyatt love him already 🥺

neelamthadhani Look at him he definitely loved the cake I got him 🤎

cozane Oh she’s going to hate that

neelamthadhani I don’t give a fuck.

jackharlow Yall need to chill

claybornharlow My best friend 🥺

hisnewgirlname Omg so handsome I just want to kiss on his cheeks. Thank you for letting me meet him baby, I love you.

yourbestiename Ohhh???? 📝

yourcousinname This is fucked up in so many ways especially the fact that he didn’t ask Y/N if this was ok.

user oh shit

ynupdates SAY YOU JOKING!!!!!

hisnewgirlname He doesn’t have to ask her anything. Im in his life I was bound to meet his son. Get over it.

yourusername 😂😂😂😂

yourusername You both got me fucked up. But enjoy your weekend with MY son. It’ll be the last 😘

hisnewgirlname Wow so jealous enough to take his son away from him.

yourusername BITCH I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU 💀💀💀

jackharlow 🤦🏼‍♂️

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HEADCANONS FOR MERTYL. 🦋💙🐳🐋🐬🫐🌊💧🐟

Mertyl has tried to move out of the fairy rome multiple times because he wants be independent now that he 18 years old. BUT EVERTIME HE tries King and Diane wont let him leave saying that he their baby and that he too young to move out. Both will start crying and begging him to stay with them crying that he break Mommy and Daddy poor little hearts. But he was set leaving but king cling on to his leg and refused to let go,crying that he leave him like this.! And the end Mertyl feeled bad and deside to stay which made both King and Diane happy.

Mertyl loves baking. THAT IT he bakes all sort of goods everything he bakes somthing all of siblings wanna be in the kitchen to wacth him and also taste things and he allows them to do so. But no tasting until it is finshed and ready. He mostly like to bake cakes/cookies. If you help him out you get extra sweets from him~😘

This dude loves reading and writing it helps him calm his mind. He usually read a book mysterious/ Interesting story. He could sit in his bed for hours reading books. When it comes to writing he writes poems about random things.

As the oldest he has to take of his siblings. On top his parents leave him in charge of lots things that he has to take of too like making sure that no theard enters the fairy rome. King and Diane are out on important business almost all the time. While his parents are gone he makes sure that everything is okey with siblings so there is no fignts or problems. Mostly everything is just chill.

Mertyl actually has magic and but dosent used to often. It is one in millon type of magic. Very rare.

Sixtus and Mertyl ft. Lancelot talks shit about everyone making sure to jugde. They love talking shit

Mertyl has problems finding the perfect shirt size every shirt he buys dosent fit because of his big hunkers chest the Buttons always go flying everywhere. The back problem due to his big ass hunkers chest. GURL CAN NOT SLEEP ON HIS BACK OR OTHERVISE HE WAKE UP WITH PAIN HIS CHEST ALL DAY LONG.😭😭😭. Cant not hug someone because he afraid his hunkers chest. Gets tried when he runs due to his hunkers chest jiggly up and down.

Tall for his age ,6ft 9(205cm)already he a big boy~😘😏

Lets Tioreh do make overs on him painting nails ,fixing hair etc.

Nasiens second guinea pig.

Lets Nasiens experiment with his muscles even let Nasiens grope his hunkers chest. Just because Nasiens was curious and wanted to feel touch of them. Nasiens squeeze them for 10 minutes straight the entire Mertyl was blushing and complaining about how this was unnecessary.

Once caught Nasiens making potions in middle of the night. How he knew ? He can sense when someone is awake💀 anyways I he got mad at Nasiens and dragged Nasiens along with him to his own room. And the two slept in the same bed Mertyl made sure to keep Nasiens warm~❤🤭

He has meet Tristan and his platoon before and lets just say he isnt very fond of them(he thinks there cringe and lame)

Mertyl was very shy as kid

Very cute as kid too

As Mertyl is the most responsible out of all if his siblings he dosent have many restricted rules he has to follow by his parents like the others(expect sixtus and Nasiens)due them being younger. So he dosent have a bed time. He almost

free to do whatever he wants!

Wishes to create a platoon of his own with Sixtus.

Headcanon request are open💜💗