#mopper

[resident-gay-bitch]

Wayne is twenty three. He’s in a bar with all his friends, dunk more beer than he can afford, and is laughing like the darkness of the world couldn’t possibly touch him.

Benny passes him a smoke, Wayne lights it and tosses his zippo across the table to Lonnie, inhales and lets his head feel spacey for a moment, tunes back into the conversation and makes a stupid joke about Ricky’s inability to get a girl in bed.

Piano Man starts playing, and the same thing happens as every other Friday night spent in this grimy bar; they all start to sing.

Half the boys jump up and put on a show, they’re all laughing and tossing used napkins and stubby lids at them, making fun. Hopper swings his arm over Wayne’s shoulder, leans in and points at the concert before them, tells them they look like a bunch of fags and laughs. Wayne laughs too, but his skin feels hot where Hoppers arm lays. His beer and cigarette stained breath is a cool summer breeze when he looks in Wayne’s direction.

Their proximity is nothing unusual, boys leaning on boys when pissed cause they can’t hold each other up, swaying together from the intoxication, brethren leaning in close to crack crude jokes or drunkenly tell each other how much they secretly care.

But to Wayne, it’s different. Hopper is close and it’s like standing beside a roaring flame with your feet nailed into the ground. He wants to run away but he cannot, he couldn’t if he tried.

Hopper looks at him, his laugh falls short and Wayne’s does too, and just as quickly as he leant forward, he pulls away like nothing happened. They go back to sitting beside one another, careful to let no one know of that filth stained secret they keep locked away in the bin of Wayne’s pickup truck, under the star studded sky in the dark of night, not a soul to be seen for miles.

But under the table, their knees touch through thick, dirt stained jeans. Wayne’s heart races, but he wills it not too. He can’t help it though, his heart is aflame.

They sing along to Piano Man with the rest of their friends, skull another pint, and pretend nothing ever happened. And from then on, as it has for months prior, Wayne cannot listen to Piano Man without tearing his heart apart.

[weeblmaodotcom]

Mopper is better. , Meme by Weeblmao.com

[kuntege87s]

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[vootclean]

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[autistic-stedebonnet]

dude who tf closed last night (it was me i closed last night)

[monstatron]

CAPTAIN MAROONER

( character is a woman, she/her ! )

assorted doodles i’ve worked on between WIPs, been trying to get a feel for titania and her character. she's finally starting to take shape and so is her story, which i'd eventually like to write in the form of a novella/short story in a monster-themed anthology that i've been working on.

check under the cut for some extra lore and art! :D

titania’s three sons that she’s been raising with her wife and they have 1 brain cell that they share

AND OFC enjoy the updated lore of titania, her crew, and her family!

TW: mentions of cannibalism and brief fictional politics

Welcome to the planet Uuntya. Uuntya is a massive, ocean-covered super-planet that is home to multiple alien species, but is primarily dominated by the anthropomorphic reptilians known as the Leviathans. The ancient Leviathans had seized control of Uuntya millions of years ago with their advanced technology, having fled from a desolate world in search of starting life anew on another. Much time as passed since then and the modern Leviathans have only ever known life on Uuntya, their alien history lost to time, as well as their advanced technology. Now, the Leviathans and other species of Uuntya live with technology akin to that of the seventeenth century. There is one fabled Leviathan that's earned herself a name like no other: Titania Marooner. Captain Titania Marooner is the founder of a small yet rambunctious and notorious crew: the Barbaric Hurricanes. Titania prefers to be called by her last name, “Marooner” by others. Titania appears to be very stoic and blunt, however, that’s to no fault of her own. She’s often very unaware of how truly imposing she appears, and despite what she had been through, she sports a very gregarious and easy-going personality. She can be quick to irritation, though. After escaping an arranged marriage, Titania struggled to make a living for herself for some time. Her marriage had ended on a quiet note, but she did not realize she was pregnant until moons after she had left. Determined to make a good life for her eggs, she took up any job she possibly could. Unfortunately, most of these jobs, under the eye of an oppressive monarchy, were not suitable enough to make a living off of. This had led her to taking up the job as a deck-mopper on a monarch crew. Little did she know the true intention of the captain when he had enthralled her with promises of riches after a deep-sea plundering. Titania was nothing more than fodder. She had spent many years at sea with these Leviathans, though not a moment of it was enjoyable. She had struck a brief relationship with the captain out of sheer boredom and to have a safe place to keep her eggs while she worked, but it ended poorly. One day, when the crew had been stranded, Titania chose to flee from the crew. In shambles they attempted to hunt her down, seeing her as nothing more than prey. In the end, the crew had cannibalized most of each other, and the last one standing was Titania herself. There was one problem though: their boat was wrecked and there was no food… Or so titania thought. There was enough meat to salvage of her crew, so, she ate them. She preserved what she could and survived off of Leviathan flesh and rum as she rebuilt a boat for herself out of what was left. In that time, her sanity had begun to slip, but not too far. She was only alone for about four months before she had managed to mend a makeshift boat and took to sea, she was eventually taken in by others. Titania returned to the lands changed and with a newfound craving for the blood of her own kind. This led her down a harrowing path where she eventually met her current wife, Dolores. Around this time Titania's eggs had finally hatched and she named her sons Eel, Urchin, and Slug. Eventually Dolores and Titania teamed up and picked up bands of misfits along the way, eventually forming their crew, "the Barbaric Hurricanes", bonded by common goals: bloodshed, adventure, and delegating the monarchy. The monarchs and their pawns were the perfect prey, after all. Now, the Barbaric Hurricanes maintain a wicked and morally questionable means of usurping the monarchy- liberating those beneath while still feeding themselves. They eat the rich, quite literally.

and yes titania and dolores are cannibal parents that raise their kids with love. and cannibalism. i'll elaborate on this more in the future

this is dolores btw (ref is a wip)

[urielwiththegoodhair]

I am not!

That angel is getting rather fond of you...

You mean my boss??

[orizukuin]

Heyyyy Charliecharlie

Suppers-Moppers!!

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K: "ah— there's goes my laptop."

• it's been a while, my Tumblr account is probably now growing some moss TOT ((I got too busy with))

I think I'll probably try answering or posting some stuff before I get back to work next year Jan 6 ((I applied for a leave with my three friends at work so we can take a rest since we've been doing an all nighter the past few weeks due to delivery))

🎄: Holiday cheers to everyone!

[reikunrei]

did you guys know? that leaked bts of jim and mike together is actually mike talking to will who is possessing jim? and the reason why mike looks so sad is bc he's grappling with the truth of what will did. he's so shocked that will would flay hopper to break up mileven so that will and mike could be together. through jim's body. mopper wedding real. this is true my uncle works for netflix he's best friends with matt and he told him

[resident-gay-bitch]

Part One

Wayne is sixty three. He’s in a bar that his nephew bought him too, a celebration of “we lived motherfuckers!”, more beers than he can count, but these days his money stretches a little further.

There’s a crowd here, of familiar faces and faces far too young to legally be allowed in here, but Wayne doesn’t mind, just doesn’t let them drink.

He’s badly dancing with Eddie, they’re taking it easy because Wayne’s old enough that his bones are begging to permanently ache, and Eddie’s only a few months into his rehab, skin still prone to tearing and legs still prone to buckling. They down a beer, dance some more, and Eddie needs a breather.

Wayne watches his nephew take a seat in Wayne’s favourite booth of this bar, bumps his shoulders into Steve’s, and they both blush, look away, laugh like shy kids.

They look around, don’t see Wayne watching, and Steve ducks down to kiss Eddie on the cheek, their pinkies overlapped on the sticky table between them. Eddie looks happy.

Wayne’s heart is alive with everything good in the world, his boy only deserves the best, especially after all he’s been through. He’s so grateful he’s got his boy, and he’s so grateful Eddie’s got a boy of his own now.

Hopper is standing at the bar. Wayne still can’t believe he’s alive. He looks dreadful, like walking death, has his hair shaved short to his head like he had at seventeen. Wayne’s missed him, still can’t listen to Piano Man, even though it’s his favourite song.

Hopper takes his beer and smiles at him, simplicity in it, like he isn’t thinking about the same things Wayne is.

Wayne has always believed in folk tales, magic, and curses, and he certainly believes he’s been cursed now, because he realises in horror that Piano Man has begun to play.

Hopper laughs, wonders over to him dancing, takes it easy because his bones ache now too, and his body spent a year eating itself for survival. Wayne still likes his smile though, still loves his eyes.

Eddie and Steve are dancing with Robin, the young ones are acting like dancing is far too lame for them, and Hopper swings his arm over Wayne’s shoulder and begins to sing.

They both do. And they laugh, and sway, and hold each other up because their legs are jelly from the drink. And Wayne’s skin feels hot where hopper touches him, and his mind feels hazy with the smell of him, and his heart feels heavy with the memory of what they used to be — what they couldn’t be — but he clings to all the good he can get. And he sings like it’s the last time he ever will.

Across the room, Eddie spins Steve under his arm and they crash into each other, take each other for a slow waltz as they sing and laugh and get too close for public. Wayne doesn’t stop them though, wouldn’t dare let Eddie feel the shame he always has. He’ll kill anyone that dares tell his boy to stop.

Hopper watches them too, tells Wayne that they’re in love, Steve loves him, they’re happy.

“We could have been happy.” Wayne says, and he’s never dared be so open before, never dared to take such a risk.

Hopper does not say anything for a while, only tenses where his arm is still slung over Wayne’s shoulder. And after a while, once the song is over, and Eddie and Steve are helping eachother to sit down again, does Hoppers arm relax. He takes his hand back to grab at Wayne’s shoulder, squeezes it gently, turns to look at him.

“We could be happy now, if you’d like?”

Wayne reaches up, places his hand over Jim’s, resting on Wayne’s bony old shoulder, and squeezes it there. He smiles at Jim, and Jim smiles back, and for the first time in his life, lets himself try for happiness.

For the first time in a long time, Piano Man does not make him cry.

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there, I fixed it, even though no one asked me too because no one gets them like i do (no one gets the old man yaoi like i do)

:(

[coolbugpics]

mopper, 2024

[connorsnothereeither]

oh those fic asks look so fun!

Brink 7, 14, 16, 24?

(I like hearing people talk about the things they make :D)

Ooooooh these are very fun questions thank you Arlo <3

7. Casting ideas are tricky and I can’t go through a ton cause Brink has so many characters, but I will say I think it’s funny to imagine Michael Sheen and David Tennant as Brink!Mopper lmao-

Outside of casting I think a miniseries probably suits Brink better given the various sub plots. My brain stylistically jumps to Mike Flannigan’s work. Haunting of Hill House and Midnight Mass specifically are big inspirations for Brink and Blood so I think that sort of style would be really fun.

14. There’s a couple images that are really vivid in my mind tbh. THE image I think is probably the visual of the corruption mould, rotting people away from the inside almost, but that’s probably followed by the image of Brink!Jamie clawing at the door of the basement, since that’s just one that’s really ingrained in my brain.

16. For some reason I tend to have difficulty writing Brink!Sherbert scenes? I’m not sure why, they just never quite capture the vibe I envision/I never know what to write for them. DREADING however, there is a very intense scene in the next two upcoming Brink chapters that I both dread writing (because of how much it hurts me) and dread posting (because of how I think people will react) 🧍

24. Hmmmmmm okay a random fact is that the cryptid “The Beast of Gévaudan” is not only canon to the universe of Brink, but it will become important in one of the ongoing plot lines later in the series lol. It’s not important that people know about that cryptid, but plot wise that cryptid will become semi-important ajfsjsgsksg

[vootclean]

https://vootclean.com/product-category/scrubbers/scooty-mop To remove all the dust and dirt that collects on your floor, use a Scooty Mop. Scooty Mopper is the best for cleaning shopping malls, small machine shops, hard-to-reach areas in offices and warehouses, etc.

[lou-is-just-a-dream]

Okay so sorry to be that guy asking maybe the wrong questions but like how do you even quit the Hunger Games?

I don't mean the franchise nor I mean as tributes in the arena etc I mean like the Hunger Game as in the establishment that makes and organise the game. As in The Hunger Games the entreprise.

I feel like it's different when You're just an stylist or a mopper, You're hired like once per showing and may be retired, maybe it's the same for architects. But if You're like say an escort, a game maker or the likes? We already know what happens if you mess up with Seneca Crane (so bye Drusilla girl I hated you all the way you won't survive Maysilee by so long) but if you do a good job all throughout, years of good and loyal service to Panem and the Capitol, do you get to hand in your resignation letter and become a washed up celebrity? Or do you have to like keep at it till you die (literally, as in you get a nice meeting with the president and then you have an unfortunate accident)

I don't imagine Snow would let anyone go easily if they've seen the inner workings of the game machine too much and if you stick around long enough then you definitely even off handedly hear and picked up on some stuff. I mean we've seen the way Dr.Gaul dispose of people.

I imagine that the generation who remembered ans is angry about the Dark Days would have made quitting the games look suspicious; maybe even frowned on, draws suspicions of rebel sympathiser g? But those who've like just grown up and been propagandised with them, it could be more acceptable however your identity and face become like forever attached to it, always will be x y z from the Games during the nth edition.

[rosyfingered-moon]

Sejak episode 4

Or, The One Where They're All Wearing White. Mourning white, prisoner white, underwear white — it all looks great splattered with blood!

Is it makjang? Yes. Did I sniffle? Also yes

I like the cute hats of the Uigeumbu underlings/blood-moppers. Like getting waterboarded by a garden gnome

Now this is a scene. He went from a soft geek to chilling levels of Fuck Around and Find Out in mere days. The way archers are poised in the background as he calmly asks if anyone else opposes his ascension. AHHHH

Okay but the way Jinhan's voice deepens to gravel when he's entering king mode gave me goosebumps. Even his inflection changes. Who wants to bet he will spend most of his life thinking back to this single moment with bitter regret? :))

AS HE SHOULD BTW. I was honestly shocked by this transformation, I thought for sure he'd find a way to save them, or at the very least save Mong-woo. Breaking all the sacred Male Lead romance rules and for what??

Jokes aside I honestly love this plotline. I love that she gets to have the manly katakiuchi revenge arc, no catty harem business or politely scheming frenemies here, no siree. It's all blood feuds and falling to one's death with a literal stab in the back. Go get him girl!!!

[dinaanana]

Them with a Teenager Reader:

Synopsis:How would They Act around Youngest member of their Organization

DoA X Teenager!reader (Platonic!)

Fluff/Crack

Written by a minor.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

( Pretend your Ability is Telekinesis)

Bro you're Annoying This Rat and It's so funny

Fyodor and Sigma are your Targets literally

You Get bored? Uncle Fyodor is there😍

You get Bored of Annoying Fyodor?

Auntie Sigma Is there 😍

(You barge in His Sky casino and Literally Scare everyone Away He chased u with a Mopper He also yells at u to stop Eating Casino coins or whatever they are called)

Anyways..this Isn't Abt sigma so

One day in DOA you were sitting on A couch Scrolling down your Phone on tiktok

You get bored And u Get an Idea!

You stand up From the couch and Went to The Crusty Rats Basement just to See him in His discord mod ahh sitting Infront of 100 Computer Screens

You lifted ur Fingers up And Made The mouse He was clicking on float above his Head.

He raised his brow and Didn't even Bother looking Behind him ''(Name)... give it back.''

''no you discord moderator lol'' You Cackled

''What the hell do u even do Sitting Infront of 100 screens doing Nothing'' you sigh

''Ohhhh Perhaps You Play Roblox?!''

He Sighs And grabs The mouse from ur Hands

''If so Whats Your Use-''

He closed the Door Infront of you.

Bonus

If you are a High Schooler he helps u Out with ur Homework And U get the top scores I mean this man Smart asf

Sigma

Omg.

He's done With you

You Literally Barge Into His Sky Casino Yelling And scaring literally Every worker and customer Away

He drags u away in his Office just to Scold u You hear Nothing cuz u Were wearing Airpods.

He snatched them Away from u and Almost broke it You Hit him..

He had a huge ass Bump on his Forehead after that for like 1 week (Nikolai made fun of him and praised you)

He thinks Maybe ur demonic Behavior is because of Ur Puberty since ur Still a teenager or? does this dude even know What puberty is? did he even hit it himself? Idk

All aside you Guys Are besties (He doesn't Approve that) ''What is Bestie?'' He asks and u explain it

''oh ok .um Betsie..'' ''Its bestie Sigma'' you Sigh

''oh''

He orders Some Food and Drinks for u When ur Hungry and you don't Pay ofc It's his casino He owns everything duh

You drink Iced coffee With him everyday You order Funny Straws To drink the coffee with

You even drink hot Drinks With a straw (I do that lol) He looks at u With Surprised face ''umm (Name) They don't drink Hot drinks with a Straw..''

''They don't? I do..''

One Time u were Trying to drink ur Hot chocolate with a Straw It was really hot so u tried to swallow it Slowly U ended up swallowing the whole Thing and Ended up Burning ur tongue and Choking

He panicked and almost fainted when u Almost died.

U help him out With his paperwork in his office too when he's too tired

You Draw on them Aswell☠️ he scolds u For it but u don't care.

Nikolai Gogol

You Two are the silliest😍🥰

Both of u are crazy Maniacs (You are a Criminal Aswell)

You pull Pranks in sigma really often and he falls for it everytime

He Sometimes Sends u Yourself to Annoy sigma and Fyodor Because They don't Lash out On you like they do with him so..

U guys Also steal Things 🥰

You want new Iphone 16? let's go steal it

You want new Clothes? his Cloak is Right here

You want new PC? Just borrow it from Fyodor he has like 100 And Giving u one won't hurt Right?!

(y'all Steal it anyway and get away with Teleporting Away)

You guys Also Play Cards like Uno, Poker etc. with sigma ofc

Once you two were in Sky Casino and Got Bored so You suggested to play Mafia

''But we are 3...'' Nikolai makes :( face

''Dont worry,'' You stood up from the chair And Went Outside for a bit

You forced every Single one Of Customer and Employee of Sky Casino to play Mafia with you

And they did

Y'all made A bet whoever wins Everyone Gotta buy Them Food and Drinks for free

You won

You literally ate every Single Food and drink (Except alcohol) That existed and was made And you were full for 3 days straight .

Remember The scene when Nikolai was Cosplaying policeman ? Yeah U Were there too Wearing Same Uniform Like him Going out chasing People scaring the Dogs Off

You bumped into some 500 pound Man and He yelled at u And Insulted you

You kicked him in Balls and made him collapse and You got the crowds Attention

''How many Pounds Are you?'' You asked With a closed eye Smile At the man who Trembled with wide eyes

''like 500 Pounds No?'' You laughed

''Then I'll shot u 500 times in the head.'' Your smile dropped and Looked at him with full on serious mode.

And you Did shot him 500 Times you don't know because you didn't care To count.

U earned Gasps from the crowd

''Ate 😍😍''' Nikolai Clapped

And the Police Arrived (The real ones)

bowed like they do at the end of the Theater Yeah Infront of the crowd and teleported away with Nik.