#mpreg maybe

[valrvn]

enough talk of boy pussy. I am here to discuss man cunt

[captainmaxatx]

Late Mermay idea!

Orca mer Ghost in an aquarium but he is almost always hiding and quite depressed so the aquarium decide to give him a little more enrichment.

With humans lack of mer knowledge they come to the conclusion that because orcas eat seals then surely an orca mer would eat a seal mer. They decide that during closing hours (to avoid guests seeing the blood bath that will surely follow) they will drop a live seal mer into ghosts tank so he has the natural experience of hunting instead of just being fed slabs of meet.

But mer’s don’t eat other mers, regardless of secondary species.

So when seal mer soap is dropped into his tank, ghost just thinks he’s being given a very energetic handsome roommate.

And the humans are confused as to why ghost hasn’t eaten the seal mer yet

[toffeebrew]

LAST JOKE ABOUT THIS TRUST 🙏

Edit: pretend like I didn't forget Killer's soul the first time.

[gravidwithlore]

The young lord of the land in a favored outfit and the young lord in the same outfit (well, close enough anyway) after the people's revolution.

See also: The haughty young lord cruelly reprimanding "the help" while 6 months pregnant and the young "lord" laboring and sobbing as he begs the revolutionaries to untie his legs so he can give birth to his big overdue babies.

[royaltea000]

Rebirth

[dreamboyhalo]

How are you all omega dream truthers but mpreg george enthusiasts at the same time. Unrelated image but

[boytumms]

Imagine a pregnant boy getting possessed by while he’s in labor, something or someone taking control of his body and stopping him from pushing. Something else now controls his movement, but he can still feel everything that's happening to him. He’s screaming and crying, begging them to “please push!” and “please get them out of me!”, but the possessor doesn't move a muscle and just lets the contractions ripple through his belly. He has no idea how long he'll be possesed, forced to be stuck in labor for hours or days, completely helpless and at their mercy

[sinningtamer]

Do you have any scarian stuff you haven’t posted? I wanna see it :D

i don’t think i ever put this one here! it’s a bit old now, but s8 dragon egg nonsense :>

[mushroomnoodles]

tw/cw for sfw and non kink mpreg

over a whole year of studying and he still has nothin

hes nawt overdue btw gestation period just takes longer for vamps

[lambmotifz]

jared & jensen both being omega!sam truthers is so important to me

[zhmoelz]

this is gonna be such a bog standard joelguy post but anyone ever think about how so many of joels recent-ish duos are so. snappy. comparing him to fire is overdone but whenever he's with someone they legitimately do just get on like a house on fire. every dynamic he's in they're always just biting at each other. pearl iskall gem etho shane fwhip even sausage to an extent. not to mention jimmy oli lizzie and scott. what is his Deal

[its-everything-oclock]

Charles is pregnant guys ✨️🤰

[swagspectrum]

"men can't get pregnant" NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE THEY CAN'T ‼️‼️‼️‼️ PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

[artzybumpkin]

could we see some of al/lan finding out he’s pregnant?? 🥰💙

(edited slightly)

For certainly❤️

Initially the poor thing had a bit of a....well, a crisis🤣😭

The symptoms were there, suspicion was there, so after a frenzied trip to the nearby corner store and grabbing a handful of tests, he'd half expected it to be positive anyway. But somehow actually SEEING the two lines manifest before his eyes still made for quite the shocker. The fact that he couldn’t even recall when or HOW this occurred (by whom or what have you) sent him into a bit of a spiral.

I’m usually so on top of things! I’m a responsible guy, right??… er, I’m SUPPOSED to be. How could I let this happen?? Will this affect my livelihood? My job? How am I supposed to have a kid without another parent?? Should I even carry on with this pregnancy??

He didn't sleep a wink that night with his mind racing like it was and he absolutely DREADED going into work that next morning💔

Fast forward a bit. It seemed to be a blessing in disguise when the guys found out right away, albeit not the way he intended. With them being exceptionally supportive, reminding him that he DOES have options and can act on them however necessary, it put his weary mind at ease. Comforted even!

By the time he'd gotten back home, he'd been able to think things over.

[oneoflokischildren]

Character A *furiously* : I'm gonna end them!

Character B (pregnant): Could you maybe not murder the other parent of my child before they know?

Character C (said other parent): Wait, your what?!

Character B *still mad at C for leaving them before they could tell them about the pregnancy* : Alright, now they know. There you go. *Pats A's arm*

Idk why I just wrote that, I'm feeling slightly high tho so maybe that's the reason

[sagisbrainrot]

hualian nation are there any good post canon fics?? Doesn’t HAVE to be explicit but if there’s any fics that ahem, elaborate on some of the implied stuff in the last couple chapters I will be eternally in your debt 🧎🏾‍♀️

Would love to see specifically: the night hua cheng comes back, their wedding night, elaboration on the red pearl, etc but I’ll take anything!