#multiple copies

[artsymeeshee]

just thinking about how Ford would take any chance to tell Stan thank you :,)

[gingermintpepper]

I think, perhaps one of the funniest things to come from EPIC popularising the Odyssey is that now a ton of people think Poseidon wanted to kill Odysseus.

In the Odyssey, Poseidon has no intention of killing Odysseus. In fact, part of the whole reason Zeus lets Poseidon do whatever he wants even though he thinks Odysseus is rad and should get to kiss his wife is explicitly because Poseidon had no intentions of killing Odysseus. Poseidon wanted to pay back the suffering/inconvenience blinding Polyphemus would have caused. It's a really abstract thing tbh. How do you pay back someone permanently disabling your son? Poseidon's solution was just to amputate Odysseus from his other half; i.e. Penelope. The end game was never murder, it was always an endurance race.

(Od. Book 1: Zeus reassuring Athena that he is not, in fact, a part of Odysseus Hater-Nation. Trans. Robert Fagles)

Also, for those wondering if there's any sort of in text reason for why Poseidon wasn't around in God Games - at the time in the Odyssey when Athena petitions Zeus to let Odysseus leave Calypso's island, Poseidon was -checks notes- on vacation in Ethiopia. Yep. He left to Ethiopia for a festival and thusly was very much absent for Athena's whole "please let Ody go? Please? 🥺" request.

(Od. Book 1: While Odysseus was suffering, Poseidon went to party in the east)

I am begging y'all to read the Odyssey. It's a comedy for everyone except Odysseus and Penelope who are, in fact, suffering 24/7 365.

[satanic-worm]

Stupid overdone joke probably, BUT IT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY so hopefully this'll get it out of my head

[delicourse]

Another year, Another lesbian pride gown moment🌸

[scyllaenjoyer]

PENELOPE DID NOT WEAVE THE SHROUD FOR TWENTY YEARS, I scream as they drag me away

[black-and-yellow]

Swim and Sleep

The ultimate Mer-Micnight song btw

[grasslandgirl]

[image ID: a photo of a bookshelf. a white piece of paper with black text hangs off of the shelf, below a copy of Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir. the text reads: Gideon the Ninth is what happens when the “chronically online” generation grows up and starts publishing books, and I, for one, welcome our new insect memelords. Gideon “TFWN(ecromancer)GF” Nav and Harrowhark “oww oof my bones” Nonagesimus are the awful sapphic leading ladies we deserve after doing our time in the trenches of the internet.

- Allie *STAFF PICK* /end ID]

which one of y'all did this

[boarloved-art]

lil continuation to this post bc it haunted me...!! save me wangxian clothes shopping montage!!!

oh lan wangji ur excuses to flirt with and tease wwx at the beginning r so important to me...........

[eternalglitch]

Not going to reply directly to the ask because it contains the link, but please do not post my fic copy-pasted to any other software. I'm not interested in allowing general access to it that is not through ao3, thanks!

[thebeastunleashed]

CRUENTU CRUENTO PAASHAEXIMUS

(An SFM poster I made for a server event I'm participating in.)

[dulcevenganzaa]

rescue me, mother.

[stardetector]

[kitschyclown]

ty for tagging me @cadaverre <33

tag game: pick stuff from your room and have people vote on which one they want to take home.

no pressure tags: @auranny @wildwindsaredeathtothecandle @the-aliens-news-network @six-seasons-andamovie @brayde-and-the-bibliophile and anybody else <3

[wingedaches]

when the covers actually match the quality of the story being told

[dailypokemoncrochet]

Biggest pet peeve about crocheting: needing to crochet multiple of the same thing and you have to construct them manually, stitch by stitch, no shortcuts of any kind. Imagine if every lego structure you built had to be done one single 1x1 brick at a time and there were no other sizes. If every painting you could only do one dab of paint and no other brush strokes. If pixel art was actually one pixel consecutively placed one after the other, line by line.

[smokin-corn]

Underverse redraw:D!!

Oh how I love crossy he is my favorite

Screenshot!