You’re absolutely ethereal hi
You’re absolutely right.
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I'm not a butterfly , I'm a bull
And that means sometimes wily little rats will try to piggyback off my subject
It doesn't mean I'm destined to forever carry them on my back.
I recognise now that I must learn from time to time learn to shake off those pesky gnats off me even though it doesn't come naturally to my steadfast nature.
The bull is a beast of burden, and as a Taurus moon, I do sometimes enjoy the grind, felling like I'm working towards a sustainable reward. Inahle the sweet scent of the earth as its ploughed. I am happy to work as long as the harvest fruit are fair
If not, we'll, that's what my horns are for
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
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i think rainbow dash should have a cloud tail
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"Is Vox inse-claw, purr-suing allure? Flitting between this cat and that, is nothing working?"
"IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!"
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my mother taught me to crochet when i was young. she was left handed, so she taught me how in the bathroom mirror so her hands would be in the right position.
she learned to crochet from her grandmother, who was right handed. her grandma was the one that originally used the bathroom mirror to teach her granddaughter properly.
i find something poetic about that. here in this bathroom mirror, through generations, we adapt to our young who have a different way of learning and interacting with the world
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If I knew how to draw it would be over for you hoes <- is an artist
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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Joke that makes sense only to me and one (1) singular friend + live Martin and Tim reaction
The vaguely referenced image:
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