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omg-hellgirl · 13 days

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Angie Bowie for Woman's Own Magazine, 1975.

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hellmastermiller · 1 year

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not saying I'm down bad but

#personal #eli is so ugly in this figure lol #all the budget went to his abs #kazs budget went to his gorgeous amazing supreme super human model face #i love my husband so much im going to make myself in a barbie doll n make us fuck #my smeed girlfriends

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lapetitechatonne · 1 year

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me and my girlfriend @gilbirda are very cute, and it gives me such joy to see the little opposite pic crews we accidentally made 💕 plus a meme by @gremlin-bot because when they’re right, they’re right

anyways i love her, that’s all 💕

link to the pic crew hehe 🤗

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childeproof · 2 months

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anyways wanted to make a post abt chasca from the new natlan trailer. i rlly do like chasca but it is so disappointing seeing them blatantly refuse to add darker skin tones to the genshin game.

rlly, every character ( but i’m focused on chasca, she’s my girlfriend ) should have a darker skin tone 😭😭 they look so much better that way, look at the fanarts!

#talk talk ♪#not gonna vent TOO terribly much still but this is such a loss for them #no one wants those pasty fucks.. please my give my girlfriend her melanin back!!!!#being so honest i fell in love w chasca bc i saw an edit of her where she was darker ( rightfully so ) and she was GORGEOUS!#it’s so jarring seeing source chasca idk #this isn’t well articulated <\3 i’ll delete & repost sometime #🪶❄️ ♪#<- chasca temp tag btw.. bc i do love her just so disappointed w rep in genshin

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butchdykekondraki · 11 months

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im a normal boy and i have a normal relationship with my body and also my presentation

#[jay]#this is the only way i can express whatever the fuck im feeling rn #not in a bad way #actually in a good way #saw myself in the mirror and was like ''damn!!! no wonder my girlfriend says im pretty. im fucking gorgeous god damn"#and had to like. double take about it.#like damn. i have not called myself gorgeous and meant it in so long man #so.#good for me. :-)

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cloudless-petrichor · 10 months

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I had the prettiest girl I have ever seen in my life come into work tonight, she was tall and had long pink hair. She made eye contact and smiled at me every time I came by their table.

Then when her table left, she comes up to where I'm standing, leans over the bar and tells me where she works and to come in and see her so she could return the favour to me and serve me.

I had to stand in the kitchen with my head against the ice machine to calm down

#mine #shitpost #me #australia #man i was in full bi panic #she was so fucking pretty and charming #i poured her drink bc she was gorgeous and i wanted to serve pretty lady her drink #i had to lay down behind the bar at one point bc her smile was just blinding #she was so tall too #my short ass is just looking up at her like shes the sun #i hope my boyfriend likes our new girlfriend otherwise its gonna be real awkward

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orcelito · 8 months

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Yet again feeling guilty for not having written in weeks, but my brain is filled primarily with thoughts of "I can't wait to explore more in BG3" and "wow I miss my girlfriend I want to see her"[saw her literally 3 times last week & spent all Friday evening and Saturday morning with her] "wow if only I could see my girlfriend :("

#speculation nation #aka free time is being spent on girlfriend and BG3 almost entirely.#sorry itnl readers im gonna work on it. eventially.#rn i am consumed by the burning need to stick my hands into every bag and box i can find in BG3 #yes. every single one. not a stone gone unturned. Everything i can find. i am investigating.#im currently mostly thru the underdark rn. tho i wanna explore the mountain pass too #getting close to done with act 1 tho. xoxoxo #i love the underdark. wish there was more of it. wish there were drow that werent trying to fucking KILL MEEEE #im a drow in my game and it makes things so interesting. so many people down here are scared of me. whoopsies.#being a druid offsets it some topside but down here theyre like 'oh my fucking god not another one of you'#and im like '😭 please im niceys im niceys i swear!!!!'#the mushroom guys like me tho :] which i especially love bc im a spores druid. love that place so very much.#the wizard tower makes me sad :( alas.#im deep in the sharran temple atm. killed an important dude. took his head and now i gotta go deeper #for. some. flower? maybe. idk what it is actually. also a forge. normal underdark things.#OH i loved the big tree too. with the glowing blue petals. so beautiful #the environments of the underdark are fucking gorgeous. love this place. wish more of the game were like this.#anyways yea im enjoying bg3

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catholicxknees · 1 year

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Officially saw my first tbs concert! Feeling uhh. Very tired. But fuuck they were a blast

#tho it was cool to see several other bands i like play beforehand i uhhh. would much rather see tbs in a regular tour #cause that was exhausting as fuck. waaay too hot and the crowd was trash for most of the bands #and by the time tbs came on i was already tired as hell and had pulled something in my leg :(!#went hard anyway tho and almost pulled something else during flicker fade 🪦 why am i like 20 something in a 64yo man's body #anyway. adam was the biggest goofy dork ass ever and also sooo handsome and i need his hand in marriage immediately 💖 lol #also john was so girlfriend #his little bit abt technically being from Baltimore was endearing af like he is sooo sweet and awkward 😭#they also all sounded so good. THE ONEEEE is gorgeous live oh my god #also i was excited to see what just us two would sound like live and it did not disappoint!#ok i think I'm done now 😶 they're so much fun tho. giving them a kissy on the head 💖#txt #taking back sunday #sad summer fest #ssf #myshow #mine

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fingertipsmp3 · 2 years

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I wish the phrase “waste of space” wasn’t so overused because it’s honestly the perfect insult. The implications behind it. ‘We could’ve put a cushion on that chair instead of him’

#reading aita posts again & trying to resist the urge to comment ‘you’re a fucking waste of space and i hope she leaves you’#the guy who told his girlfriend that her (gorgeous and extremely skillful) crochet afghans are ‘useless’???? i hope she strangles him #with yarn. or crochets with his optic nerve #the way i’d leave anyone who had anything disparaging to say about my knitting in the fucking dust #there’s just no need for it. you can absolutely say ‘hey i noticed this patten is kind of holey; is that practical?’#and you can say something is not to your taste IF I ASK. if i didn’t ask you’re going to get ‘when did i ask’#constructive comments/questions are 100% welcome as is stuff like ‘honestly i don’t wear hats so i’d rather you didn’t make me one’#but call anything i do ‘useless’ and you’d better hope you have a fire extinguisher on hand #it’s not hard to get right. like. i had this flatmate who was an absolute grade A dick and even HE managed to not say anything stupid about #what i was making. the first thing he said about it was ‘are you knitting?’ (i guess he didn’t know the difference between knitting #and crochet which was fair) and then he said ‘oh cool my mum knits i think. what are you making?’ and then the second time he saw me #knitting he was like ‘oh cool you changed colour’ and i was like ‘yeah i finished the brim of the hat’ and he was like ‘cool’ lol #IT’S NOT HARD TO GET RIGHT!! i think some people on reddit just genuinely have no social skills whatsoever #like if you wouldn’t want someone to say something about your hobby; don’t say it about theirs. simple #tl;dr ‘aita?’ the answer is yes. and you are also a waste of space #personal

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elmmni · 1 year

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guess who's about to be insufferable about spiderverse!!!!!

#fellas i need to inject it into my veins #i have to eat this movie #i think i nearly broke my girlfriends hand i was squeezing so hard the whole movie #it is GORGEOUS ITS SO FUCKING PRETTY #I WISH MY SCHOOL HAD AN ANIMATION MAJOR FR BUT I GUESS I GOTTA DO THAT SHIT MYSELF #the story is *muah* so suspenseful so fun #miles my little guy!!!! gwen my little guy!!!! MIGHEL YOU BIT-#MILLESSSS IF ANUTHING BAD HAPPENS TO THIS KID ISTFG #I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND THEN MYSELF IF ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS TO HIM #also *spoilers now* WHY DIDNT ANYONE FUCKING TELL ME IT WAS A CLIFF HANGER #I KNOW I HAD THE TAG BLOCKED TO AVOID SPOILERS FOR THIS VERY REASON BUT STILL NONE OF YOU COULD TELL ME!!????#anyway shout out to officer morales the only cop i respect (fuck gwens dad) if officer morales dies in the next movie im not responsible #for who i become #leave miles Alone hes just a little guy!!!!!!!! hes so funny!!!#anyway gwen is so cool and also pretty and like. shes doing her best she kinda goofed it a little but shes trying yah know i believe in her #peter b is also pretty cool hes a good dad i qould say hes doing a hood job #also hobie my beloved!!! mosy based charactet in this film fr /hj #anyway #time to rant about miguel brb #spoderverse #she speaks

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holidaywithahobbyist · 1 year

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i love my girlfriend . so so so much. shes so incredible………. i miss her so bad i want to get a little kissie from her NOW

#erinposting #truly i have never felt safer around someone . ever #shes so kind…. and normally i can barely do anything w someone without feeling like im doing it wrong #but when im talking to her i jsut feel. good. and confident. bc i know she loves me #and bc when ive apologized in the past for ‘not being good enough’ at whatever it was. shes so sweet about it #aaaaaa. we fuck stuff up so often and sometimes its a bit awkward but god its fun in a way i didnt know relationships Could be #she really does stuff for me that i didnt even realize would help. like i had a panic attack mid school event and she gave me a play by play #-of what was going on so i wouldnt miss it. and took pictures #like shes just SO kind and sweet to me….. need to hug her for an uncomfortable amt of time again #oh and she’s gorgeous too FUCK. she sent me a picture of her with her hair in a new style and . uhm. erm. 😳#shes so cuuuuuuute….. aaa i miss her so much #when will my girlfriend return from the war (tests and internship stuff)#i love her so muchh . erin i love you so much.

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cottageivy · 2 years

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... i think i have a thing for the greying brown hair in the sims

#shes so fucking gorgeous ima cry #shes my nsb sims girlfriend (spoiler lol) and im so in love with her??#i didnt make her she was apart of the ratsave idk if she was made or randomized but #i made her over (didnt change any features) and oh my goddddd #her greying brown hair... so hot wtf #ivy rambles

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zmpl · 2 years

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sometimes i remember how ugly i am :) pain and hellfire forever and ever

#my appearance peaked in high school and then i just became ugly as fuck after that #i know my girlfriend finds me attractive but like. how.#she’s so gorgeous without even trying and i look nasty 75% of the time

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dirt-str1der · 2 years

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One last post because this has literally been keeping me up but it haunts me how ice cold kiryu is. The man is like a fucking robot , like yeah he is the warm and compassionate protagonist of our beloved like a yakuza series who loves to help people and adores his nine kids but he gives zero shits about consequences as long as they all fall onto his shoulders and is a huge fan of abandoning everybody who has ever loved him because he cant just Not have his cake and eat it , he also has to fake his death and run away from it

#Yakuza loveblog #and hes still out there #kiryu kazuma was a real person #he cant have nice things because at his core he doesnt believe he should have any of it #cant keep my kids. cant keep my daughter. cant keep my happy life. cant keep my boyfriend. cant keep my girlfriend. cant keep a single one #of my sworn brothers cant keep my gorgeous head of bold black hair #he simply is unable to feel anything anymore because it all keeps happening over and over again #how can he change or grow when hes always strapped into this four block wide minecart track #he gets like three years of downtime before getting instantly thrust back into the action and hes just grteful hes not in jail anymore #he doesnt fucking care about himself one bit and it fucks me up so bad #its not ‘why do terrible things keep happening to me’ its ‘damn ... i could have probably prevented this .. somehow...’#its not ‘kaoru please promise to text or call once in a while ...’ its ‘well good luck in america :)’#and these games always wrap up his self sacrifice as ... his price for keeping the people he loves safe ... not like kiryu just fucked #himself once more because he can only imagine people smiling when hes not in the picture #kiryu ‘everybody i love dies when i get involved’ kazuma once again making sure nobody dies by cutting himself off #and now that hes a dead man theres no one else he can kill ... right ..?

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butchdykekondraki · 1 year

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ok good night tumblr ^_^ going to sleep

#[ren]#i leave u w this:#I FUCKING LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!#SHE IS THE KINDEST SWEETEST GIRL EVER AND I LOVE THEM VERY VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!#AND BUN IS SO GORGEOUS AND LOVING AND I LOVE HER SO SO SO MUCH!!!!!!! <3333

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cutieln4 · 3 months

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PR Problem | LN4 smau

lando norris x reader

summary: in which lando's girlfriend is gorgeous, and he is not afraid to be horny on main

fc: madison beer

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yourfriend pretty girl

username1 you’re so gorjus

landonorris oh my god

landonorris i need you so bad

landonorris i’m coming home rn i can’t take it😫

username2 actually so down bad

maxfewtrell mate it’s been 2 days

landonorris please just one chance

landonorris on my knees for you🧎‍♂️

oscarpiastri Zak just scheduled a PR training session for you

username3 LANDO’S COMMENTS OMG💀

username4 he’s so unhinged i love him

username5 how did lando pull her???

username6 he’s sick of the lando norizz allegations😭

username7 wish my boyfriend was as down bad as lando is

randomfootballer wow😍

landonorris yeah you can fuck off

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username1 how is she so gorgeous

username2 lando is so lucky

landonorris i know😍

landonorris oh wow

landonorris is she single?

username3 one thing is certain in life: if there’s a post about y/n, lando is gonna be in the comments

landonorris need her more than i need oxygen

landonorris i’ll be a passenger princess for you😫

danielricciardo SIMP🫵

landonorris run me over with that car pls

username4 beautiful

username5 i’d kill to have her looks

username6 once again lando is thirsting

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landonorris AWOOOGA🤤🤤

landonorris WOOF WOOF

landonorris GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE

oscarpiastri Zak is disappointed again

landonorris you could beat me up and i’d thank you

username1 looked at myself and sighed

username2 just spent 20 minutes laughing at lando’s comments

username3 life is so unfair

username4 nah fr cause she’s pretty, nice, funny, has a good body, AND is dating an f1 driver

username5 PLEASE BE IN THE PADDOCK THIS WEEKEND🙏🙏

username6 fav wag

username7 she’s so out of lando’s league

username8 if lando was able to pull her, maybe the rest of us have a chance

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landonorris i love you

landonorris i’m all yours

username1 i’m crying this is so sweet

username2 i love boyfriend lando

username3 THE NOSE SCRUNCH🥹

username4 i love them

landonorris i did it for you baby🫶🫶

danielricciardo simp

landonorris yes, and?

username5 HE DID IT YESSSSSSS

username6 this is why you’re the best wag

username7 the difference in the way they compliment each other is crazy

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username1 she’s glowing wow

username2 can lando fight??

username3 face card never declines

landonorris HOLYYY MOLYYYY

landonorris that’s MY girlfriend everyone

landonorris omfg she’s so sexy🤤

landonorris i want her to wrap her legs around my head😫

username4 sorry???

oscarpiastri right, that’s enough instagram for today

username5 the horniness continues

username6 i need her to tell us her highlighter

username7 she’s so perfect it’s unfair

username8 hair is always perfect

#lando norris #f1 #f1 x reader #lando norris smau #lando norris fanfic #lando norris x reader #smau #oscar piastri #daniel ricciardo #madison beer #max fewtrell #mclaren #formula 1 #f1 smau #social media au #f1 fanfic

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