For your consideration: Astarion in the rain, irritated because his hair is now wet and floppy. His face is just >: |
This idea amused me for hours, thank you anon.
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going back to fact-check my own fic while in the middle of writing like
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PJO TV SPOILERS
There’s something about everyone speaking about Annabeth in terms of her skills and intelligence except for Hephaestus
Luke saying she’s always 6 steps ahead
Alecto saying she’s perhaps the most formidable demigod child alive
Ares saying there’s no fear in her
And then there’s Hephaestus saying she’s a good kid
Not a smart kid, a tough kid, a wise kid
A GOOD kid, because she is! And she proves that when she talks to him - she doesn’t save Percy through her intelligence, she saves him with her heart
A lot of times people characterize her as just a brain, lacking empathy and heart, but Annabeth is a genuinely kind and empathetic person and I think this scene sets that up more
And I think Hephaestus recognizes that and understands that she is different and so is Percy and that they can make a change in the end
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You absolutely cannot tell me that Lawrence Gordon, middle aged sexually repressed homo who's been craving dick since college, was faced with the sight of a soaking wet twink and didn't have a single unsavory thought
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in defense of john gaius i too often make references to things no one else around me knows and that's just when i exist daily in the world. imagine being a 10,000 year old immortal mangod and you're also the only being in the universe who knows what a rickroll is. i would go insane
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Ok let's set aside the sociopolitcal implications of this touhou ntr doujin for the moment and focus on the fact that you are losing a LOT of blood right now
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Shen Jiu should make dark jokes about his time as a slave but no one gets the jokes coz everyone thinks he is a spoilt young lord from a noble family.
(Except, Yue Qingyuan. He gets it. He is currently screaming, wailing inside coz sometimes SJ is a bit too detailed JUST to make him feel even MORE guilty.)
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butch who views me as his own personal god! a beautiful butch so devoted to me that hes convinced the wet from my cunt is his ticket to salvation- butch who looks at me between my thighs lovedrunk and eyes full of reverence
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hello kyle, you claim to want to improve society somewhat, yet you participate in society. curious!
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Head cannon; Maistacia practices her henna skills on Astarion time to time
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My favorite thing about Dracula Daily is the reaction journey you go on trying to be generous to our friend Jonathan in which your FIRST reaction is like "this fucking IDIOT" and then you're like "well hang on, hold on, let's be fair, like, it's hard to be genre savvy when you are IN THE BOOK wherein the genre is basically invented; like of course he doesn't know that Dracula is Dracula, I am approaching this from the standpoint of someone living in modern times, I need to try and imagine a world in which Dracula is just another name" and then you come IMMEDIATELY back around to being like "oh yeah no even grading on a curve and including genre-savviness handicaps this guy is the stupidest man alive nvm"
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If watching your boyfriend of two days rock up to the weird but hot multidimensional alien with his guitar and declare that he's going to fight it with a song he just made up about your relationship is not the pinnacle of soulmate behaviour, I don't know what is.
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I think many of the Crows are subject to unbelievable humiliations, and in turn create their own dignities. Thinking of Kaz in particular though, it's like his own resolve to put up with literally anything that serves his needs, no matter how hard or how low, is a form dignity. His actions may be detestable sometimes, but his perseverance itself is worth its own respect. The little boy who scrubs piss pots. The bastard son of the city of filth and violence. King of the rats. The best. The survivor.
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