#my sisters are the best

[whosebob]

I sent this to my sisters and one of them responded with

“well, the two of us are on antidepressants.” 

so I said, “Hahahahaha! I’m using lexapro for my crippling anxiety!”

[oceanera12]

Random Jokes that I gave my Sisters

Okay, so I know I gush about my sisters a lot but I need to gush some more.

I tell these girls about something and then they turn it into a kriffing inside joke in my house and I absolutely LOVE THEM for it. So here are some random fandom jokes my sister’s made up without ever being part of said fandom.

1.Batman, or more specifically Tim Drake. Me: “Where’s *insert item*? I thought I left it right here?” Them: “It’s in Ethiopia, along with my spleen.” Me: *chokes*

2. Linked Universe/Legend of Zelda *Playing Mario Kart and Skyward Sword Link throws a turtle shell at someone* Them: “BWANKIE!” Me: *drives off the road in a rage* “It’s a SAILCLOTH.” Them: “it’s a BwANKie!” (blanket) *When Breath of the Wild Link drives past* Them: “Unicorn!” Me: The Master Cycle is NOT a... oh, never mind.

3. The Mandalorian Them: “So Grogru is a canner, right?” Me: ”...A what?” Them: “He cans things. Like fruit and such.” Me: “He is a baby alien being raised by a bounty hunter why would he can things?” Them: “His Dad’s name is Din Jarin.” Me: “....yeeeees?” Them: “JAR-in. He jars things. Which means he taught Grogu how to can.” Me: “...I mEaN--”

4. An Original Story of mine Them: “MINDY IS THE NAME OF THE DEVIL” Me: “Uh, I don’t think--” Them: “SPEAK OF THE MINDY!!” Me: “What the KRIFF??!!”

[maxgicalgirl]

Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

[gambeque]

callie spratoon <3

[liexpressway]

But once he is gone who will I have?

tiktok / icarly / unknown / @/mothman / An Oresteia: Agamemnon, Aiskhylos / Bumble Ardy, Maurice Sendak / icarly / A Little Life, Hanya Yaragihara / The Fall Of The House Of Usher, Steven Berkoff / A living Chattel, Anton Chekhov

[valeovalairs]

My sister, who does not have a tumblr account and instead leeches off of mine, drew something on my iPad and wanted to share with the other good omens fans

She said if this hits a certain amount of notes they’ll make a tumblr account

Edit: it hit the certain amount, she’s @cultconstel

[pien-art]

Little Moiraine and baby Anvaere 💫

(click image for optimal quality)

prints available here !

[lemongogo]

sister hunna will see u now

[stealingpotatoes]

TL4J meeting up with Daimyo Boba and just being confused to all heck.

Luke: you captured my friend and you're good now?

Ahsoka: I remember him being hip height

Cal: We met once and he didn't even try to take the bounty on my head.

Ezra: ... Why are you looking at me? I was dealing with the empire sympathizer mandos that Sabine came from.

i think luke would more be confused that Boba's alive (and then potentially take steps to fix that)

(commission info // kofi support!)

[bohioeveanga]

Voy a decirlo: tengo las dos mejores hermanas del mundo. Y la más joven sabe que mi trabajo es un asco y siempre hay un 90% de posibilidades que se vuelva un mal día. Y ella me escribe eso. Si supiera que ELLA darme este detalle es lo que me ilumina el día. Como BTS, ella y mi otra hermana son las que me enseñan que tengo razones para amarme.

I'm going to say it: I've got the two best sisters in the world. And the youngest one knows my job sucks and there's always a 90% chance it'll be a bad day. And she writes this. If she only knew that it's HER giving me this is what brightens up my day. Like BTS, she and my other sister are the ones who show me I have reasons I should love myself.

Lo dirò: ho le due migliori sorelle del mondo. E il più giovane sa che il mio lavoro fa schifo e c'è sempre il 90% di possibilità che si riveli una brutta giornata. E lei me scrive questo. Se lei avessi saputo che LEI mi avrebbe dato questo dettaglio, è ciò che illumina la mia giornata. Come BTS, lei e l'altra mia sorella sono quelle che mi insegnano che ho ragioni per amarmi.

[filmnoirsbian]

Too many people talking abt Will Sad Gayboy Byers being heartbroken by his unrequited crush on his best friend and not enough of you talking abt how his big brother clocked it immediately and then gave him an impassioned speech abt how he loves him unconditionally and nothing will ever (meaningful eyecontact) ever change that and Will smiling and softly weeping as they hug bc he knows that no matter what he'll always have his brother.

[egophiliac]

Of the TWST cards you own, which is your favorite (or favorites of you can't decide)?

(not that I'm still salty over that, nope, no way)

seriously though, this turned out to be harder to answer than I thought! I did actually manage to pull Stitch Lilia (THANK YOU TWSTFEST for the free bonus keys!) and he's absolutely adorable, I've literally been doing random battles just to watch him surf around and high-five Stitch. a fine addition to the Lilia collection!

in terms of proudest/most unbelievable achievement, that is 100% when I somehow managed to pull every single Scary Monsters card except one (only missing Rook!). I think I used up all my luck on that one, but at least it was for the Halloween cards! (after Scary Monsters and Glorious Masquerade, I'm so afraid of what this year's Halloween event is going to be, what if they look amazing how am I supposed to save my keys nooooo)

if I REALLY have to pick one, though...there is actually one card that I think I would call my favorite! he just makes me happy every time I look at him. :>

[offkilterkeys]

Crazy to think that from his perspective he went from thinking it would be funny if he cloned his own consciousness to then spending years tormented by the indignity of a cage wrought up by his own hubris.

[upperranktwo]

☆Gifset Per Episode - Kimetsu No Yaiba☆

Swordsmith Village EP08 - The Mu in Muichiro

[serendippertyy]

GENDER FOXES 🦊🌈

[acourtofswiftiesandshadowdaddies]

Hi lovely! First of all: your writing is amazing. You have a huge potential, keep up your good work! I'm proud of you. Listen, of courseee now that I've flattered you I need to request something xD

SO! I was thinking maybe fluff prompt 11 with Azriel. Like it would be their first pregnancy together and Azriel took some time off from missions to spend time with you? He's being super protective and all, always having a protective hand over the reader's belly- you get the idea. And like they would be laying on the couch and he would just randomly whiff of the reader's scent filled with her pregnancy hormones and be like, delighted with the scent? It was just an idea I had: I figured you would be able to make it into beautiful words. Like always.

Take care!

Babies

Azriel x Rhysand sister!reader

Warnings: pregnancy, fluff, suggestive

Prompts: N/A

Summary: It’s your first pregnancy and Az is being an overprotective mate. But you love it.

a/n dude i literally love @azsazz for all her dad!azriel fics also i don’t think ultrasound pictures are a thing in acotar so bare with me, i hope you don’t mind i didn’t include prompt 11 i just didn’t think it fit into the story.

“You’re pregnant,” Madja’s voice rang through my ears.

“Pregnant, that can’t be” I whisper. “Y/N my dear it turns out you are really fertile, more so than normal fae females,”

“I’m having a baby,” I mumble out, “I need to tel Azriel, when should I see you next?”

It wasn’t as if Azriel and I hadn’t talked about children. Fuck we had come up with baby names before all of this. So why was I so nervous as I waited for Az to come home.

Madja had given me a picture of the babe. I had it laid on a table with a cake that said “You’re gonna be a dad”.

The time seemed to pass slower, the clock’s ticking dimmed. I could hear the songs of the birds returning for the night, see the sunset pour into the room.

The door clicked, and I practically jumped out of my seat and rushed to the open it. I think I gave Azriel a heart attack with how quickly, I opened the door and pounced on him. He reciprocated my actions with a searing kiss.

“Hi,” I whisper against his lips, he chuckles and shuts the door, making sure to lock it. “What’s gotten you so excited?” he asks.

“I have a surprise for you in the kitchen,” I murmur my mind still hazy from the kiss.

“Oh you do?” he smirks. Rolling my eyes, I jump off and grab his hand, “It’s not that kind of surprise,”.

Guiding him by his arm, I drag him towards the kitchen. Standing on my tippy toes, my hand goes to cover his eyes right before we enter the kitchen.

I look around at the swirls of black surrounding both Az and I’s torsos. Leaning down, I whisper “Don’t tell him anything,”.

As if they hear me they frantically move up and down as if saying yes.

Taking a deep breath in, we walk into the kitchen. Reluctantly pulling my hand away from his face, I look at him in anticipation of his reaction.

His eyes flutter open, taking in his surroundings, he looks at the picture of the babe in my stomach, then his eyes wonder to the cake. He takes in the words written on the cake.

Turning around he gapes at me.

“We’re having a- you’re not joking right?” he says frantically. Unable to form words I shake my head as a no.

Within seconds, he’s picked me up and he’s twirling me around in the air.

I shriek at first but then it dies down into a soft smile as I see how happy he is. Once he’s put me down on the ground, he kneels and pulls up my shirt.

“Mummy and Daddy love you so much” he kisses my belly.

Halfway through my pregnancy, Azriel forced Rhysand to let him off until the babe was born. He spent every waking moment with me, making sure I was drinking enough water, eating enough food and stuff like that.

The pregnancy made him more protective, he growled at every single male he saw, that looked at me. But seeing the fearsome spymaster, on his knees kissing my belly or holding my belly from behind to relieve me of some of the pain was all worth it.

He had cried the day the babe’s scent finally came. He had promised me that he would be the best father ever. Not that I had any doubt about it.

I stayed at home mostly, to satisfy Azriel and also because no one wants to walk around a lot when you’re so close to your due date.

That’s why I was currently lying on top of Azriel, my back pressed against his chest as he read me one of the books Nesta had given me.

But all I could focus on was his voice. A rich melody filling the room like a sweet song. I shuffled against him.

He took a deep breathe, taking in the scent of the babe. And my pregnancy hormones. The second they hit his senses, he let out a deep growl that went straight down my spine to my heated core.

I carefully twisted around so I could kiss him. His soft lips pressed against mine, sent me into a frenzy. The way his arms grazed up my shorts and down the arms of my sleeveless top.

“Az,” I whine against his mouth, “Don’t be a tease,”.

“I would never dream of it my love,” he says grinning.

My hormones swapped out for a droopy feeling. I yawned against his chest. He chuckled and kissed my head. Going back to reading, he drew mindless circles on my exposed shoulder. And finally for the first time in days the babe had finally let me sleep.

“You and our daughter are my heart, darling” and that’s the last thing.

Cassian had barged into the living room of the couple’s new house. “How’s my favourite sister in la-”.

Azriel tells him to shut up as he motions to the sleeping figure on top of him. “Sorry,” Cassian winces.

Just seconds later Rhysand stomps into the room, “Where’s my sister?” he asks as he looks over at Cassian. “Don’t be too loud you’re going to wake the demon,” he whispers pointing over at Azriel and I. Lifting up my middle finger, I aim it towards Cassian and then mutter out a “Fuck you” loud enough for them to hear.

“Althea doesn’t like you, Rhys” I say, giggling.

“Oh and how would you know that sister dear?” He says with a roll of his eyes.

Just as I’m about to answer, I get interrupted.

“Althea is such a pretty name,” Cassian squeals.

“Yes we know, now get out” Azriel sighs exasperatedly.

They start protesting but I cut them off, “Either get out or bring me some cake,”.

As they walk out Cassian mutters under his breath, “Demon,”

“I heard that!”

a/n hope you liked this anon! dad!az just holds a special place in my heart 🫶🏻