#my skrunkly little scrimblo

[atlas-hephaestus]

SHE SIT!!!

[real-life-cloud]

KRIS SWEEP !! 🫡 @nonbiney-swag-competition

[roachisnonbinary]

snug as a bug :3

[dalvs-wife]

i like regretevator ... (thinking ab selfshipping with wallter eoughskfhksdjksfh)

[trojanteapot]

Honestly Blorbo, Skrunkly, Scrimblo, and Poor Little Meow Meow all just sound like Rick and Morty characters, especially from that one episode with the fake memory parasites.

Like someone would like like oh there goes my Blorbo or my Skrunkly and non-Tumblr people would be like "Who what? Huh?" And we'd be like "You know, Blorbo! From our shows? Honestly can't believe you don't remember Blorbo after all the time we've been through together!"

"Jeez Rick how could you forget about Scrimblo? And that time when Meow Meow betrayed you?"

"no that's water under the bridge. I forgive Meow Meow he had a tough life. He's such a poor little Meow Meow"

[pastacurls]

No I’m not getting over this, they’re brothers your honor, they’re sillies and I care about them very much PLEASE

[lovelybunn]

Romantic fluff HC's with Warren?/dhmis

I AM A SIMP FOR THIS MAN IM SORRY

ㅤㅤ𝖱𝖮𝖬𝖠𝖭𝖳𝖨𝖢 𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲 𝖥𝖮𝖱 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖶𝖠𝖱𝖱𝖤𝖭 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖶𝖮𝖱𝖬 .ᐟ.ᐟ

warning(s): swearing(?), mention of anxiety, uses of petnames

author's note: IT IS OKAY, ANON! I DO TOO, HE IS JUST A PATHETIC SOPPING WET LIL WET MEOW MEOW, WHAT MORE CAN U ASK IN A MAN?

⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ🪱ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ

CUDDLES. SNUGGLES. COZIES. ALL THAT, MY BOY LOVES IT. (he's really warm all the time bc he's in a constant state of flusteredness so that's a plus)

warren the worm EAGLE is the ULTRA PETNAMER 2000 bc he's got em alllll!! from baby to angel to POOPY-CAKES, you name it, he call you it.

this boy is SO CLINGY, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. HE NEEDS CONSTANT REASSURANCE AND VALIDATION.

and also, he's not used to people being genuinely nice to him, so anytime you compliment/praise him for something, he thinks your saying it as a joke and/or manipulating him in some way. (overthinkers, am I right? 😒)

you guys share a podcast together where you do random shit and record it for content (imagine unus annus, but w/ a couple)

your warren's go-to editor for his presentations, so he always lets you see them first before he shows it to anyone else (and bc of your help alot more people have actually took the time to actually take in what he's saying lmao)

bro sadly does not know what boundaries are, so warren will basically beg you until you give in or literally FORCE him to stfu.

warren tries so very hard to be a BIG, STRONG, MANLY, MASCULINE, M A N around you in public, but he always ends up brutally embarrassing himself where like a crowd of people are just loudly laughing at him (poor baby :( )

he's a lil crybaby. sobbing into your chest daily. :((

HEAR ME OUT, HEAR. ME. OUTTTTT! warren likes tea, so he'll make it for the two of you all the time, and it's so calming.

DINNER DATES!!! and oh em gee he takes you to the best places, bc ofc, the best deserves to be fed as such. 😌

bc he's so prone to anxiety attacks, his #1 treatment exercise is to squeeze your hand tightly (not too tight bc he obv doesn't want to hurt you) and try his very best to match his breathing pattern with yours.

this is what his text messages look like to you: ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ"hEY HONEYBUN, LOVE OF MY LIFE, MY EVERYTHINGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILYSM, HRUUU??????💋💋💋💋💋😘😘😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚💌💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💟❣️❤️‍🔥❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍"

to sum it up, y'know how colin said that he looks like a tumor? just imagine that, but he's a ~ℒℴ𝓋ℯ 𝒯𝓊𝓂ℴ𝓇~

[sunnibits]

Tell me Dimitri lore. Now.

Who is he. What is he. What's his deal. What's his story. What is his place in the story you're telling yourself in your head. What's his stance on old hairy men.

HE-HE’S JUST- *grabs you by the shoulders, white-knuckled* he’s my everything. he’s my skrunkly. he’s my little punching bag. I love him so much.

putting this under a cut because I just made this very long but I am absolutely not ashamed, I hope you like reading 👍👍

Dimitri Kazriel is my first (and almost only, I have one other new character) dnd character, created for a campaign that I loved but was sadly cut short a while ago due to the DM being an absolute jackass that I could no longer respect. He’s a stereotypical little edgy tiefling who is officially a warlock but is essentially a rogue in every other aspect. He’s charming (or at least he thinks he is), snarky, a bit asshole-ish, untrusting, sneaky, and an absolute disaster. He look like dis :)

He lives in a Norse mythology-based world, and his warlock patron is none other than the god Loki, who he has happily served for like 10 years now.

His deal you ask? Well, teehee *twirls hair* well his deal is that he’s a widdle puppet of the gods who has no concept of how tiny he really is in their plans and how little his patron actually cares about him 🥰😍😍 he exists solely to be manipulated and used as a microscopic chess piece on a board of grander scale than he will ever comprehend!!! 😍😍😍

Not only is he Loki’s little puppet (which like, he’s kind of starting to become aware of but not fully) but in the timeline of the campaign, Odin himself has also taken an interest in him! And essentially gave him an offer to help Odin overthrow Loki and as a reward, Dimitri could literally ascend to godhood in Loki’s place! Sounds great right! Except ummm Loki sees and knows all and Dimitri knows that if Loki catches him plotting with Odin he’ll probably be horribly punished 🥰

So basically his whole deal (as of the time that the campaign ended) is that he’s a little puppet chess piece that two gods are fighting over, and he has no idea what they really want, has no concept of how insignificant he really is to them, and has literally no sense of independent identity outside of servitude! 😍

But the manipulation theme goes wayyy beyond just that because before he served Loki, he spent the majority of his teens as part of this sort of gang-like organization called the Weavers. (There’s like this whole city lore thing but yada yada basically they’re a sneaky force that controls a lot of shit). Specifically, he serves the leader of the Weavers, a man called the Broodfather. (Literally all of this city and Weavers lore was all made up by my DM btw, I’m not gonna claim ownership of that even if he is a shitbag. Most of Dimitri’s story and backstory was very much an ongoing collaborative project between us.)

And ohhh I could go on about what that was like but basically all you need to know is that the Broodfather is Not Nice and was extremely manipulative and made Dimitri sort of look up to him as a father-like figure for years, someone that Dimitri strove to make proud. (Also the Weavers basically “rescued” him from poverty on the streets so he feels like he owes the Broodfather a debt.) Eventually this all culminates in him tricking Dimitri into killing his best friend! 😍 Which finally makes Dimitri realize “oh shit I need to get the Hell Out Of Dodge” but long story short that plan fails, the Broodfather catches him in the act, punished him and completely breaks his spirit!!!!

Now THIS. This is where Loki swoops in. When Dimitri is at his absolute lowest point, Loki comes in and offers him freedom and power, and Dimitri takes it. He serves Loki for years - (he doesn’t like thinking of himself as a servant of course, he considers Loki more of a generous benefactor who he happens to share a lot of mischievous traits with) - and even when he does finally start to question his allegiance, Loki keeps him in his grasp by reminding him of who saved him, who it was who so kindly freed him from enslavement to the Weavers.

But. But. 🥰Teehee. My favorite part. My absolute favorite part of the lore. Is what Dimitri doesn’t know. Which is that Loki and the Broodfather are the same person. Loki killed the original Broodfather and, being a shapeshifter, took on his form to lead the Weavers for a few years for his own personal plans. Dimitri just happened to wander in to his web, a naive little boy waiting to be manipulated. So Loki molded him, shaped him into the perfect puppet, purposefully engineered his trauma to make him as weak and easily manipulated as possible, just in time for him to finish his plans with the Weavers (leaving the Broodfather’s dead body behind to explain his disappearance) and appear to Dimitri as his real godly self.

Dimitri only stays with Loki willingly because he believes him to be a savior, because he thinks he’s free. He thinks he escaped. But he never did.

anyways here’s a text exchange between me and my old DM that really fits here I think 🥰💖💖

(oh, also I think his stance on hairy old men would be somewhere between apathetic to positive. he has a little bit trauma-related unease around old men I would imagine, but there was also a really hot 60-70 something year old dilf NPC in game that I personally had a massive fucking crush on, so I had Dimitri flirt with him a lot lmao)

[disaster-in-the-limelight]

Was working on expressions and LOOK at this HANDSOME LAD he’s so SHAPED I LOVE HIM

[voraciousbugz]

Me: I don't have garbage taste in men!

Also me: 💖💖💖

[dearwysteria]

Rui is very skrunkly and I love him ♡

[homoeroticvillain]

ohhh my god

[mothwizard03]

Silly little bird creature in my notes 😌

[hashbrowniss]

You have (not directly) prompted me to challenge thee to say thy stupidest things that comets to thee's mind, and I will take that challenge upon me.

So dear opponent, riddle me this.

Why on god's green earth, did steel wool studios make sun look like this. The psychotic sun horrible father figure. The one from the cursed early 2000s Japanese kid show. that is currently holding me gunpoint to make this ask.

What fever dream compelled them to make this. Why.

You've struck me with realization

[the-holy-ghosted]

LEAVING PIECES OF ME BEHIND...

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[residentalucardkisser]

its not to early to get in ugly sweater spirit