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oh no a harley keener au whatever will we ( @pastacurls ) do (fuck him up and make him miserable and then give him a cat i guess)

anyway au where harley ends up in new york for schooling but he's not actually in contact with tony anymore (whoopsies !) so he's boarding at the school but then ends up . well bit by a radioactive spider except double whoopsies this is a completely different company from peter's spider which means there's completely different effects but TRIPLE whoopsies shit happened and he doesn't actually want to be a hero

but it's okay because he has an orange cat named idiot now !

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Not a nit-pick but just something I giggle at, when people hc that Harley shamelessly calls Tony by his name rather than “Mr. Stark” like Peter. But like. Canonically he DOES call him “Mr. Stark.” In the like one time he ever addresses Tony directly he calls him MR STARK.

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That moment when you gave urself superpowers but every time you try to use them ur nose starts to bleed like the girl in stranger things

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“Harley would be so much better than Riri Williams”

Most fans didn’t remember Harley existed after Iron Man and just want to hate on Riri

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Yeah I guess I’m writing this.

Hi guys completely bonkers ass au where Harley tries to recreate some of Maya Hansen’s botany work from the extremis project and then. For whatever fucking reason (probably panic in an emergency) uses it on himself. Becoming a hero or something. U get the vision.

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BRING BACK HARLEY KEENER IN SPIDER-MAN BRAND NEW DAY PLEASE MARVEL HE NEEDS TO BE LIKE A BROTHER TO PETER

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Hi guys completely bonkers ass au where Harley tries to recreate some of Maya Hansen’s botany work from the extremis project and then. For whatever fucking reason (probably panic in an emergency) uses it on himself. Becoming a hero or something. U get the vision.

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Being an avid disliker of the ship that’s basically the backbone of the attention for your favorite character

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I love every once in a while when I stumble into a friendship. I love making friends and having friends. It’s great.

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For the love of God PLEASE give us a Peter, Shuri and Harley interaction pls I BEG

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Please be insane about it online I would genuinely love to see the stuff you guys have about it. You have no idea how much I like this concept.

mcu / comic au where harley keener moves in w tony stark (who Also Survives) and ends up creating the iron spider armour except he's called iron silk and him and peter go wackus bonkus

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Wow this is amazing (I’m going to daydream about this idea while listening to music for multiple hours. Thank you kind tumblr stranger for your cool idea.)

mcu / comic au where harley keener moves in w tony stark (who Also Survives) and ends up creating the iron spider armour except he's called iron silk and him and peter go wackus bonkus

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Need more post-endgame Harley & Rhodey bonding fics tbh

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No. Not they do not 😭😭 like I said in tags I really do NOT think Harley should be iron-lad bc. Obviously iron-lad is an actual character. Comments about Harley being iron-lad are so frustrating for soooooo many reasons

“Ironheart should’ve been Harley keener as iron-lad!!! This is total bs!!” Okay listen, comic-ignorant idiocy and vaguely racist undertones to those remarks aside. You do realize that, that could still happen, right? There can be more than one iron-suit based hero. There has been for literally years. Rhodes has been, right fucking there.

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“Ironheart should’ve been Harley keener as iron-lad!!! This is total bs!!” Okay listen, comic-ignorant idiocy and vaguely racist undertones to those remarks aside. You do realize that, that could still happen, right? There can be more than one iron-suit based hero. There has been for literally years. Rhodes has been, right fucking there.

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Fuuuck okay this is really old but does anyone remember that tiktok trend where people would draw them and their s/o’s as that one Scott pilgrim fanart? Yeah well I did that. With Danny smoke in furryland. Still waiting on season 2 💔

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This meme but with the worlds worst crackship that I made up in my mind.