#my stomach turned inside out but this was so funny HAHAHAHA

[dr-cameron]

who else weirdly cringed when they were addressing each other by their first names

[astonmartingf]

GREEDY ; SV5

sebastian vettel x interviewer!reader

. . . at the height of his career all vettel wants is to win. with four world championships on his back, his ego- out of the world, surely that's enough for a room in your life.

amgf i forgot to add this but!!! implied smut but no actual scene, yay! the first post in the main is greedy 😤✊ i love how this turned out, wrote it in one sitting too hahahaha i'm enjoying myself way too much, i hope you do to <3

death of a bachelor ; masterlist

“Nervous?” 

You walk out from the ensuite bathroom, finding the blonde German tangled up in the sheets, in that post-sex afterglow, hair- a sweaty mess, breaths labored, and eyes closed in blissed. It was indeed a sight to see, you’re proud, what can you say?

“Why would I be nervous?” Sebastian raises his eyebrows as you move closer to him, kissing his head before scooting in between the sheets.

“Your retirement? The media? My upcoming questions for the tribute?” 

Seb’s laughter filled the hotel room, wrapping his arms around yours, “Can’t let me catch a break can you?” he whispers in your ears, hands lingering lower your stomach.

You shake your head, fighting the smile growing on your face, “Need to keep you on your toes. Whatever will happen to that ego of yours if I praise you easily.”

Seb shrugs, “Understandable, I mean you praise me enough in bed, I think I will bust a nut if you praise me there and then in press interviews.”

Scoffing, you stand up, slapping his arms playfully- “You need to control that mouth of yours, it’s funny how you haven’t slipped up yet. About this, y’know.”

Grabbing your cheeks, Sebastian pulls you in for a kiss, “Can’t. Wouldn’t dare even. What’s mine is mine, and you are mine. There’s no way I’m telling.”

Lifting yourself, you straddle on his thighs, “You’re not that good at hiding either, other drivers are asking.” 

Peppering kisses on your neck, Sebastian groaned at the thought of the other drivers going to interviews with you. “Don’t remind me. I saw your interview with Lewis, and people are liking it way too much. Now I need to think of some snarky comment to turn all the attention back to you and me.”

A moan escapes your lips, laughter filled in between as you throw your head, back arching closer to Seb’s. “You’re insufferable.”

“I’m greedy. And I’m yours.”

You hum, letting Seb play with your thighs, “Is that why you brought me with you to Silverstone?”

“There’s nothing wrong with an early celebration right?”

You laugh, “Is that what we’re doing? Celebrating?”

Sebastian stops, pushing you back to the bed. Staring at his eyes, you see the hunger and determination inside them.

“Celebrating for the rest of our lives. Fuck, you’re driving me crazy liebe.”

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sebastianvettel5 how it started ten years ago and how it's going. retirement has never been better, all the things i want i have, and of course with you interviewyln

it took me a long time to even comprehend that i ended up with you. i was jealous, childish, and greedy. thank heavens that you gave me a chance, and here i am ten years later.

after my first interview with you, i knew i had to make the best first impression. who would've thought banter and snarky comments would lead us together.

and now, i wouldn't have it any other way with you and now with our daughter. i love you so much, thank you for being with me at my worst, and in the best times.

liebe, you'll always be in my heart.

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intervieweryln honey, thank you so much. i wouldn't have it any other way. through the thick and thin, we'll be together. i love you so much seb.

[yorshie]

Oh, you're still taking requests?

Hmmm how about: 33, comedy-romance for Mr Leo? You decide how spicy and/or funny.

Thank you for requesting on Blurb Day! And Yup! I'm taking requests until Sunday morning, gonna update my Masterpost so it doesn't say closed, sorry!

Gasp! Friggy... you're gonna let me be spicy and funny? HAHAHAHA <- evil laughter (edit: oh boy. Sorry Friggy. This is why I should not be left to my own devices.)

Raph greeted you at the turnstiles with a smile, a jerk of his chin and a high five that, while gentle for his standards, sent tingles up your wrist that you fought the urge to shake out.

"Hey, sweetheart. You looking for Leo?" When you nodded, he took a step to the side, gesturing with the water jug in his hand towards the back of the Lair. "Last i saw him, he was heading back to his room. Being a wimp about the cold 'n all that."

"Hm, I'll see if I can flush him out." You gave the red banded turtle a wink, and he chuckled before waving you onwards.

Leo's room was the last one to the left after climbing the stairs, and you knocked on the door softly before pushing it open and stepping inside the nightlight lit room.

"Leo?" You called, squinting slightly as your eyes adjusted. A rustle of blankets answered you, and you saw the flash of eyes reflecting light for half a second before Leo's voice followed:

"Shut the door, you're letting in the cold."

You rolled your eyes, fondly, shutting the door and using the light on your phone to light the way to the suspiciously Leonardo shaped lump of blankets piled on top of his usually immaculate bed.

"Fee Fi Fo-" A hand shot out of the covers, snagged your waist and pulled you into mess with a squawk, hands windmilling and phone flying to places unknown as Leo all but bundled you underneath him, arms caging you in against the bed and plastron pressing into your back.

"I am not a giant." He groused, snout pressing along your hairline and the nape of your neck, breathing in your scent. "But if I was you'd definitely be on the menu."

"Oh no, babe, please no pick up lines." Your complaint turned into a giggle when one of his hands ghosted over your waist, fingers finding your ticklish spots with ease and thighs squeezing yours to keep you trapped.

When you finally caught your breath, his hand had slipped up to press firmly against your stomach, palm cool against your flesh. You more so felt the soft 'oh' he breathed into your shoulder.

"Blue?" You asked, over your shoulder, elbows tucking in close when his other hand joined the first, mapping out the soft bones in your hips and gently digging into the swell of your stomach.

"You're.... warm." He said carefully, as if he wasn't bodily pinning you to the bed, as if he had no prior knowledge of how different your bodily temperature was compared to his.

You went to make some cocky remark, tease him about being suddenly shy, when his hand slid up to splay his thumb over your sternum, and you breathed out shakily, sinking down into the bed, letting yourself finally appreciate the way he surrounded you.

His plastron nudged against the bottom of your shoulder, the whisper of his scales catching on your shirt loud in the quiet between your stifled breaths. His arms tightened, banding in a triangle underneath you, thumbs echoing each other just over the curve of your ribs.

"Leo," you turned your head, voice catching when he gave a soft squeeze, heart hammering at the drag of callused thumbs over your soft skin, "we're suppose to go eat dinner in a bit."

"Not thinking about that," He nosed over your shoulder. You could just barely see the way his eyes moved over your face before they dipped to your lips. "We do have some time, though, before we have to get ready."

"And you want to kiss me?" You guessed, enjoying the way his gaze dropped once more to your mouth.

His shoulder landed on the bed beside your head, opposite knee canting up against your hip so he could reach without crushing you.

His mouth was soft, sweet, his tongue a shock of not quite cold that sent a shiver down your spine and a smug tic to one side of his mouth. He quickly smoothed it out and scrubbed his mouth once more against yours, licking into your mouth once more when your lips parted on a sigh.

He pulled back when you gave another full bodied shiver underneath him, hands rubbing briskly up and down your sides, a shit eating grin tucked into the side of your neck. "Cold?"

"Get up here and kiss me again." You ordered, unable to reach him with how he had your arms pinned to your sides.

He gave that bare, huff of a laugh into your skin, pressing a kiss to your collar before complying. "Yes, ma'am."

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Something Funny (Dean x Reader)

A/N: hey everyone. i missed writing so much and i’m so glad to be back ( even though i am not sure how long i’ll last) but, here’s a new fic. im about to start writing for my first series so hopefully i don’t lose motivation so yeah. i’m sorry if this fic sucks it has just been a while since i wrote anything but i hope you enjoy :))

Anon Request: #15 “Sorry?” & #16 “I told you not to wake me up!”

It was such a beautiful day out. With the sun shining, birds chirping and the crisp air in the breeze you couldn’t possibly stay inside on such a nice day like this. But Dean did.

You couldn’t blame him. This past week all he, Sam and yourself have been doing is going from state to state in search for some dangerous, machine killing monster and now that we have a day off we get to rest. But sleeping in ALL day, not an option.

You weren’t being cruel, it was almost two in the afternoon. You three got back to the hotel at about eleven thirty last night so Dean was perfectly fine and should be well rested. Since he was obviously in such a deep sleep you decided to be the good younger sister that you were and help him out a bit.

So you hopped off the couch and headed towards Dean with a look of determination. You stopped as you reached Dean’s bed and started at him. He looked so peaceful with his hair all rustled up and his arms wrapped around his soft blankets ensuring that he was in his ball of warmth and comfort and that nothing would ruin it. Sadly for him you were about to ruin it.

You first tried to whisper his name in hopes of him awakening.

“Dean,” you whispered. In response, silence.

“Deann,” you said in sing-song voice. Once again you received silence.

Moving your head towards his, you put your lips close to his ear and screamed, “DEAN!”

Your older brother jumped up and yelled in shock from your scream. He ultimately thought that you or Sam were in danger. But he immediately came the realization that no one was in danger since you were giggling next to him

“Hahahahha!”

“What the hell?!”

“You-hahahaa. You-u screamed like a little girl!” you yelled to Dean and clutched your stomach from laughing so hard. Your brother was not so impressed as he sat up on his bed, arms crossed with a deadly glare on his face waiting for your laughter to die down.

“Ah, that was so good. I didn’t expect that,” you said as you wiped your eyes from the tears that was forming from laughing so hard just seconds ago. You looked at Dean expecting him to be impressed with how you scared him but, instead you were faced with his deadly glare facing in your direction, “What?”

“That was not funny.”

“Yes it was. If you did the same thing to me you would be pissing yourself from laughter.”

“No I wouldn’t because I know not to wake someone. ESPECIALLY when i specifically told you last night, ‘do NOT wake me up!’”

“Sorry?”

Dean chuckled, “Oh you will be sorry, trust me sweetheart.”

“Oh, reA-DEAN!” You screamed as Dean grabbed your waist, swung you over to the other side of the bed and straddled your hips. Frustration grew inside of you as you tried to move away from underneath the older man but he was too heavy. “Get. Off. Me!” you grunted as you shoved at his shoulders.

Dean chuckled as you weakly pushed at him and grabbed your wrists in his, pinning them to your chest. “Don’t think so.”

“What are you even doing? Besides, crushing me to death.” He huffed out a scoff and rolled his eyes.

“I am gonna make sure you don’t wake me up again.”

“Pfft. Like I wouldn’t! I mean, c’mon your reaction was hilarious! You know what that reminds me of? That time when we all came back from a hunt a while back and we all went out to the vending machine to get a snack and when you grabbed yours you turned around and heard some bushes rustle so you went to investigate. You thought that it would be a scary monster so you were so alert about your surroundings! So when the ‘monster’ popped out you screamed so loud, jumped back, hid behind Sam and I- hahahaha- and it was just a little bunny rabbit!” You laughed so hard at the reconciliation of the memory that you didn’t notice the very creepy smirk form on Dean’s face. “That was probably the most funniest thing I had seen and I remember Sam was laughing too!”

“Yeah, haha. You know what else is funny?”

“Ha- what?”

“This,” without any warning, Dean attacked. Squeezing and scratching at your sides making you screech.

“DeEANN!”

“Yes, Princess?”

“NoOo TICKLES!”

“No tickles? But I thought you loved them?” He teased with a smirk on his face, moving his hand to scratch at your ribs.

“I DON’T!”

“Are you positive, Pumpkin?” He asked and wiggled his fingers on your stomach. “Your giggling says otherwise!” 

You were giggling an insane amount since Dean’s hands were lightly tickling and wiggling around your stomach making you try to twist out of his hold. 

“DeEeEE, PleASE!”

“Please, what? I can’t hear you sweetheart.”

“STOPP!”

“Why should I?”

“BECAUSE I- HAhAHAH.”

“Because what?”

“I A-haHahAH- AM SOaRry!”

“Are you?”

“YESS!”

“Alright, alright i’ll stop,” he said, releasing his hands off of you ribs. “But, after one more thing,” your eyes widened, giggles started to bubble out of your mouth out of nervousness and you covered your waist with your arms for protection. Dean ripped your arms away from your body, pinning them to the sides. He looked at you with his emerald eyes and a wicked smile, lowering his head towards your stomach. That was when you started to panic.

“DEAN NO!”

He chuckled, “Dean, YES,” without any hesitation he lifted your shirt with his nose and dug his face into your stomach. Blowing a sloppy raspberry right above your bellybutton.

“NOOOOO,” you screeched.

You screamed caught him so off guard that he started to chuckle into your skin making you laugh harder.

“Oh my, princess, this really has a effect on you doesn’t it?”

“YESSS, NOW STOP PLEASEEEE!”

“I don’t want to though,” he whined.

“PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.”

“Okay, i’m done. Officially,” he said and got off you. You sighed in relief as you felt his body move off of you and turned to your side. “Are you okay?”

“Hehehe- yeah.”

“Good,” he said as he started to rub your back calming you down.

“I- I will never do that again.”

“Oh but I will definitely will because THAT is what you call funny.”

You rolled your eyes, “I hate you, bitch.”

“I love you too, Princess.”

[sourmochii-v2]

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Hahaha how crazy would it be for someone to write a short Kyalin fic where Kya is actually the one who’s scared to get emotionally attached because throughout her years of traveling, everytime she’s gotten attached to someone, they’d leave or she’d go to another place hahahaha how crazy...

Hahahaha...

How crazy....

Would that be....

Yall....

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CW: Drug use and sexual content

  Words: 3,148

     The lights were bright and colourful, and the music was loud. "I can't believe I let you brats drag me here." Lin said to Korra and her friends. "Come on, Lin, it'll be fun!" Korra said. "I doubt it." Lin folded her arms. "And look at how good you look!" Asami gestured to Lin's outfit. She wore a dark green button up with the sleeves rolled up. The shirt was tucked into a pair of black jeans. She kept her metal boots though. "You know what would make it better?" Asami said to Korra. Korra raised an eyebrow, then watched at Asami unbuttoned the first two buttons on Lin's shirt. "Hot damn, you're right." Korra looked Lin up and down. "Can I go home with you tonight, Chief?" Korra joked. Lin scoffed at the two before looking around at the scene. "Ooh, Opal! Let's dance!" Bolin said. "Be careful." Lin said at they walked past her. "Oh, ease up, Aunt Lin. We come here all the time." Opal said.

     Lin maneuvered her way through the crowd of people, trying to find Mako to take her home. She hated being out like this. Instead of Mako, however, she ran into a woman who was taller than her, spilling her drink all over her. "Oh- uh- I'm so sorry, I was just uh-" "It's cool! It happens all the time." She bent the water out of her shirt. Lin locked eyes with the woman. "Kya?" Lin said losing her breath. "Oh. Lin!" Kya said nervously. "How- how long have you been back in-" "Please don't tell Tenzin." Kya said. "Oh my spirits, Kya.. are you high?" Lin asked. "Uh-" Kya rubbed her arm. "No?" She said. "Your eyes are red, Kya. Don't lie to me." Lin said. "How long have you been back?" Lin asked. "A month or so now. I've just been kinda living here, staying away from the family." Kya said. "Kya, are you coming out back?" A guy asked from behind her. "Yeah, I'll be out in a minute." Kya waved him away. "Sit down, let's catch up." Kya lightly grabbed Lin's hand. "I was actually trying to find Mako to take me home.." Lin looked away. "Lin," Kya squeezed her hand tighter. Lin looked back at Kya and sighed. "Alright." She said. They sat down in a small booth, and Kya asked one of the many people she knew at the club to bring them a couple of drinks.

     "So.. were you gonna tell us you were back?" Lin asked. "Oh, of course. I was just waiting. I didn't want to have to listen to Tenzin's bullshit at eight in the morning as soon as I got here." Kya giggled. "We're you gonna tell me?" Lin asked. Kya's smile faded a bit as she looked down at her drink. "Yeah. Eventually. I've missed you a lot." Kya said. "Yeah well, all the letters you wrote to me sure proved it." Lin said sarcastically. "Lin.. listen, I-" "It's not a big deal. I'm just being a bitch." Lin said with a smirk. Kya nervously giggled. "Don't you have friends waiting for you outback?" Lin asked. "Oh! I do, don't I?" Kya said with a smile. Her and Lin stood up from the booth with their drinks in their hands. "Hey, how about you come out there with me?" Kya smiled. "Not to jump to conclusions but, wouldn't they just run when they saw me?" Lin asked. Kya let out a laugh. "Lin, you're practically unrecognizable without your uniform on." Kya lightly grabbed her hand. "And you look pretty damn good without it too." Kya looked at Lin's attire. Lin tensed up before letting Kya drag her through the crowd.

     They walked into the alley behind the building where, sure enough, was Kya's group of friends, standing in a circle, passing around a lillyweed joint. "Kya, there you are." One of them said. They all seemed younger. Older than Korra and her friends, but younger than her and Kya. Kya put the joint to her lips. "Really, Kya? Right in front of me?" Lin said in a whisper that only her and Kya could hear. "What are you gonna do, arrest me?" Kya asked with a smile. They talked with each other some more, and soon Lin felt a nudge on her shoulder and the joint in her face. "Oh- uh- no thanks." Lin said. Kya reached over and grabbed it. "What, you don't wanna loosen up a bit? I know how stressful your job can be." Kya said with a smirk. Lin took a deep breath in, looking between Kya, and that joint she was holding. "Alright then." Lin said. Kya smiled before handing it to Lin, letting her take a hit.

     Kya and Lin sat on the sidewalk in the alleyway. "Lin?" Kya looked over at her. "Hm?" Lin looked back at her, making Kya bust out laughing. "What's so funny?" Lin asked. "Your eyes are red." Kya smiled at her. "Yeah, well, so are yours." Lin let out a light laugh. "I never thought I'd see the great Chief Beifong stoned." Kya said. "Enjoy it while it lasts, cause it's not happening again." Lin chuckled. "Trust me, I'm enjoying it." Kya said. “Remember the last time I got you high?” Kya asked. “Yeah.” Lin chuckled. “Oh to be sixteen again.” Lin said. “Spirits, that was.. what? Thirty something years ago?” Kya said. “Thirty Six.” Lin said. Kya chuckled before looking at Lin. "You're pretty when you're high." Kya smiled lightly. Lin's face became red as she struggled to look for a reply. How is it that a single woman can make the Chief feel like this? And how it is that the Chief has been able to hide her feelings for decades? It's simply eating her up inside. So much that she couldn't stop herself from leaning in and kissing the water bender. Kya pulled away in shock, and looked at Lin. "Did you.. did you just kiss me.." Kya asked in disbelief. "Yeah.. I hope that's alright." Lin scratched the back of her head nervously. "That's- that's fine." Kya said. Kya's nerves were through the roof. Her hands were getting sweaty. "Can I kiss you again?" Kya froze in place. Can I kiss you again? Is that what she said? Kya looked back over at Lin, and nodded her head. Lin leaned in and kissed her. It started easy, but it became heated within a matter of seconds. Lin pulled back slightly and laughed. "Spirits, I'm so bad at this." She chuckled. "No you're not." Kya reassured her. Lin leaned back in, connecting their lips. Kya could feel Lin's smile against her lips.

     "Chief?" Lin heard behind her. Her and Kya stopped in their tracks. Lin turned around and saw Mako. "Oh- uh.. hey, kid." She said nervously, avoiding eye contact. "I'm gonna go wait outside." Kya whispered to Lin. Lin nodded her head, and Kya walked away. "Who's that?" Mako asked. "Just an old friend." Lin said. "I came to find you to ask if you wanted me to take you home. I know big public places like this aren't really your thing so-" "Actually I'm going home with my friend." Lin said. Thank Raava for the dim lights. I really don’t need Mako seeing me in this state. "With your- your friend?" Mako said. "Yeah. Is that a problem?" Lin asked. "No, not at all, Chief. I just didn't expect this kind of thing from you." Mako said. "Spirits, Mako, I'm not going to hook up with her." Lin rolled her eyes. "No no! That- that isn't what I meant- I- I know you're not that kind of person! I just-" Mako became flustered. He stopped for a second and took in a deep breath. "Just be careful, Chief. And call me if you need anything." Mako sighed. "Thanks, kid." Lin said before going outside. "Ready to go, Chief?" Kya asked. "Yeah. Are you okay to drive?" Lin asked while they walked to Kya's Sato-Mobile. "I can drive perfectly fine when I'm high. I do it all the time." Kya said. "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that." Lin said.

     "Apartment, sweet apartment." Kya said as they walked into her place. "This is nice." Lin said. "Thank you." Kya said. "The bedroom is nicer." Kya said. Lin started getting nervous as she followed Kya back to her room. Lin sat down on Kya's bed as Kya lit an incense. Kya flipped the light switch, then used a remote to turn on the two lamps on either side of her room, both lighting up red. Kya stood in front of Lin and placed her arms around Lin's neck. Lin smiled nervously at her. "Everything okay?" Kya asked. "Yeah, everything's fine. I've just uh.. I haven’t done this kind of thing in a minute." Lin chuckled. Kya smiled at her. She leaned down and kissed Lin a couple times before pushing her back and climbing on top of her. "Trust me, Lin." She smiled at Lin before kissing her again. Lin let her hands glide under Kya's shirt to rest on her bare sides. Kya slowly unbuttoned Lin's shirt as she kissed down her neck.

     Kya unbuckled Lin's belt after leaving a trail of kisses down her stomach. Lin sat up on her elbows and watched as Kya pulled Lin's pants off her legs. Kya kissed Lin above the hem of her underwear, and started sliding them off. When Kya looked up and made eye contact, she smirked, and Lin's breath hitched. "You're obviously really nervous, Lin. Just relax." Kya said in a low voice that sent shivers down Lin's spine. Kya tossed the last piece of Lin's clothing down on the ground.

     Kya placed a hand on Lin's shoulder before pushing her back down on the bed, kissing her in the process. Lay back, Lin. Relax." Kya said. She kissed up Lin's jawline and lightly bit down on her earlobe, "Let me make you feel good, Chief." Kya whispered in Lin's ear. Lin felt Kya's hand slide down her stomach as Kya kissed and sucked on her neck. "Kya.." Lin breathed out when she felt two fingers inside her. "Yes, Linny?" Kya teased. "Don't- don't stop." Lin's breath started becoming faster. "Oh trust me, I don't plan on it." Kya said with a smirk before pumping her fingers faster. Kya saw Lin biting her lip to keep from making noises. Kya pulled her fingers out, causing Lin to gasp. "Why'd you stop?" Lin asked, breathless. "Don't sound so needy, Beifong." Kya said in a low voice in Lin's ear. "I'm just taking my time. You're so easy to get worked up. I love it." Kya chuckled and dragged her fingers along Lin's inner thigh while she sucked on her nipple.

     Lin lightly gasped when she felt Kya's tongue in between her legs. "Ah~ spirits, Kya.." Lin moaned quietly. "Don't be afraid to get vocal, Chief. I'd love to hear it." Kya said as she inserted her two fingers again. Lin almost lost her breath feeling Kya's mouth around her bud, and her fingers inside her working together. "Kya!" She moaned louder. Lin tangled her hand through Kya's hair, her breathing pattern rapidly increasing. She was close, so close. "Kya.. I'm- I'm-" Lin heard a sinister chuckle come from Kya. Kya curled her fingers inside Lin, then started pumping faster. "Ah~ ah~" Lin now how a grip on the handful of hair.  Kya's tongue moved faster, a smile forming on her face as she heard the small moans Lin made while she finished. Kya leaned up and roughly kissed Lin, a hand still tangled in her hand. Lin kissed her back, moving her hand from the back of Kya's head and to the side of her face. "I never would have took you for the hair pulling type, Beifong." Kya remarked. Lin chuckled before flipping Kya over. "There's a lot of things you probably wouldn't have taken me for." Lin said as her hand slowly wrapped around Kya's neck, squeezing the sides.

     Lin came out of the bathroom in a pair of sweatpants and her sports bra. "Are you sure it's okay that I wear these?" Lin asked. "For the last time, Lin. Yes, it's fine." Kya said with a smile. "And you're sure it's okay that I stay tonight?" Lin sat down on the edge of the bed. "Yes." Kya laughed a little. Lin didn't say anything after that. It was quiet for a couple minutes before Kya spoke up, "Is everything okay, Lin?" She asked. "Yeah, everything's alright. I just feel like things are awkward now." Lin chuckled. "Why? Because we had sex? We're things awkward with your other sexual partners?" Kya asked. Lin slightly tensed up a bit. Lin wasn't the kind of person to just go out and hook up with people. She chuckled. "All of them but one." Lin said. "Well, lay back, and relax, cause I'd like to be number two." Kya said. Lin looked back at Kya and saw her smiling. Lin smirked a bit before moving next to her and leaning back.

It was five in the morning. Lin was trying to get her clothes on as quietly as possible, trying not to wake Kya. However, "Lin?" She heard a quiet voice from behind her. "Uh- sorry for waking you." Lin said. "No don't be, it's okay." Kya sat up a bit. She still didn’t have clothes on from last night. "Do you want some coffee before you go?" Kya started to get up. "Oh, no, no, no. I don't need coffee. Lay back down and get some more sleep." Lin sat down on the bed next to her and stopped her from getting up. Kya laid back down and pulled the blanket up to her chin. Lin couldn't help but stare at her. "What?" Kya asked in a raspy voice. That voice. "Nothing." Lin said. "I'm gonna go." Lin said softly. "Mhmm okay." Kya was almost half asleep. Lin went to get up, but she paused. She looked back at Kya, who's eyes were closed. She leaned over and gently kissed her forehead, then left.

Two weeks later

They haven't spoken to each other since that night. Well, Kya hasn't. Lin, on the other hand, had been trying to message her and get ahold of her. But since she's had no luck for the past two weeks, Lin went to her apartment. She was worried about Kya. What if something happened? What if she isn't okay? Did I do something to upset her? Did she only want me for that one night.. Lin's mind raced with thoughts. That was until she saw Kya's surprised face open the door. "Lin, what're you doing here?" Kya asked. "Making sure you're okay, given that I've been trying to get ahold of you for the past two damn weeks, Kya." Lin pushed her way past Kya. "I'm fine." Kya said in a monotone voice as she closed the door. "That's not the point, Kya. I-.. I was worried about you.." Lin said that last part quietly, hoping maybe Kya wouldn't hear her. "Well, stop worrying about me." Kya said. "I didn't hear from you for two weeks. I'm allowed to worry about you. Why weren't you talking to me?" Lin said. Kya shrugged her shoulders, no expression on her face. "Damn it, Kya, I want and actual explanation-" "Because, Lin, I fucking like you, okay?" Kya said.

Lin had to admit, she was sort of taken back by Kya's sudden outburst. She never yelled.. at least not at Lin.. "Well... I like you too." Lin said. "I know that! That's why I refused to talk to you." Kya said. "Why? Why do you have to stop talking to me?" Lin asked. "Because if I don't, then I'm just gonna like you more, and then you're gonna leave me." Kya said. "What're you talking about, Kya-" "Everyone I've ever been in a relationship with has ended with her leaving, or because of my traveling." Kya had tears in her eyes. "I have been left time after time, Lin. I can't handle anymore leaving!" Kya said. "Kya.." Lin said in a soft voice. She grabbed Kya's hands gently and sat her down on the couch. "I don't want you to leave me, Lin." Kya sniffled. "I'm not, Kya. I'm not gonna leave you." Lin said. "I care about you too much to do that to you." Lin said. Kya sniffled again, but this time a little laugh came out. "I never thought I'd see Lin Beifong talk about feelings." She said. Lin chuckled and she leaned forward, resting her elbows on her knees.

"Lin?" Kya said quietly. "Yeah?" Lin looked at her. "What if I decide I wanna go traveling again. Then what?" Kya said. Lin looked down at the floor. "Would you.. would you wait for me?" Kya asked, causing Lin to smile a bit. "What's so funny-" "Kya.. I've waited thirty six years for you." Lin said, her eyes still focused on the floor. "There'd be no harm in waiting a little longer." Lin said. "Do you really mean that?" Kya asked. "Of course I do." Lin said. "Kya, if you don't want to be in a relationship, then we won't be, and I'll leave you alone. But if you do.. just know I don't plan on getting into it just to leave you." Lin said. Kya leaned over and kissed Lin's cheek. Lin's eyes widened slightly and her face became red. "You're too sweet, Beifong." Kya said. "Don't go telling people that. I like my rookies scared of me." Lin joked. They were quiet. Neither of them knew what to say to each other. "I um.. I should probably get going-" Kya pulled Lin into a kiss. Just a short one. "Don't go." Kya said when she pulled away. "Do.. do you want me to stay?" Lin asked. "Yeah. I do." Kya said. "I want you to stay for awhile." kya said. "How do you mean?" Lin asked. "I want a relationship, Lin. I'm willing to give it a shot.." Kya said. Even though Lin tried to hide it, she was smiling. "Are you smiling? You know how to do that?" Kya joked. "That's it-" Lin stood up and walked towards the door jokingly. "No, Lin, wait!" Kya laughed as she ran to Lin and wrapped her arms around her from behind.

     They laid in Kya's bed, wrapped up in each other. "Are you gonna put clothes on?" Lin mumbled into Kya's neck. "I might." Kya chuckled. Lin took a deep breath, inhaling Kya's scent. Kya pushed Lin away from her a bit and kissed her. "Thank you for giving me a chance." Lin smiled at her. "Well after that, i'm glad I did." Kya smirked. Lin chuckled before kissing Kya, running her fingers through Kya's hair.

[kirausamaria]

Preening Time (Stolitz’ Fanfiction)

This is why I can’t never sleep early. Finally finished this fanfic I started writing weeks ago. Hope you’ll like the sillinesss.

Blitzo woke up just in time to find Stolas sitting at the very corner or the bed humming some unknown tune he didn’t know. They were staying in a hotel for the weekend, which was much fancier than a regular motel. Stolas had chosen this one not only because of the romantic atmosphere, but because both the bathtub and the bed were big enough for him to rest properly and have a good time with his partner.

Stolas was still humming his song, but he was also brushing the feathers of his head with a shinny, elegant brush. The first sunshines from the day reaching him from the window made his feathers look like they were shining, almost changing to a white color. Blitzo would never admit it, but the view of this overwhelmed him for how beautiful it was. Holding the urge to hold Stolas once again he crawled to the end of the bed in order to talk to him:

‘Hey, what are you doing now?’, Blitzo asked him bluntly.

‘Oh, Blitzy, awake already? I tried not to wake you up this early but I needed to preen my feathers’.

‘WTF is preening?’, Blitzo asked while yawning and stretching out.

‘Oh, right, you don’t do that yourself. Every couple of days I must clean and straighten up my feathers with a brush’.

‘Well, that’s weird, it seems annoying as f* to do it all the time.’

‘It’s not that bad...at least when you don’t have to do it all by yourself...usually a partner helps you to do it quicker as a sign of affection with her beak…’ Blitzo noticed Stolas suddenly making a sad face. ‘Not that I know how that feels though’.

‘Sooo, are you telling me that in almost 20 years you were together, didn’t you get preened by your wife, not even once? How pathetic!’

‘Yes, it is’.

Blitzo suddenly realized the sadness in Stolas’ voice. For one moment he thought about how lonely those years may have been for him: not receiving any affection from anyone, feeling always alone, unable to leave the arranged marriage in order to keep the throne and to be at his child’s side...that’s why Stolas was so clingy at him, asking him to kiss him and hug him so hastily, moaning with every caress he received from him like it was his first time experiencing love...and maybe it was. 

Blitzo acted as composed as possible before asking him:

‘Hey big bird, would you let me try brushing you instead?’

Stolas’ eyes widened in surprise at first, but then he put a very enthusiastic face that took Blitzo unguarded. ‘Would you do that for me?’ He asked.

‘Yeah, why not? I mean, don’t get it wrong, I just don’t have anything else to do inside this hotel room’, Blitzo answered, trying to hide his intentions of cheering Stolas up.

Stolas happily sat on the bed looking at Blitzo’s direction, offering him the brush. Blitzo took it and slowly started brushing Stolas’ head. His hands were shaking a little for getting flustered while looking at his face. Stolas was utterly smiling with closed eyes and making happy bird purring noises when his cheeks and chin were getting preened. He was so cute, and that was driving Blitzo nuts.

Stolas squirmed and giggled a little when his neck was being brushed, but he didn’t try to move away and instead was doing his best to stay still and enjoy the attention. When Blitzo moved on to his chest he started to moan a little. 

‘Ohh nope! Stop moaning or I’ll leave the room!’ Blitzo complained. 

‘But you’re so good at it, my dear Blitzy’, Stolas replied in a sexy voice.

‘You know what? Just look the opposite way! I’ll just preen your back now!’, Blitzo said while turning Stolas’ body around so he wouldn’t see him blushing out at the innuendo.

Blitzo then started brushing Stolas’ shoulders and arms, he could feel his body getting more and more relaxed from the soft strokes. However, when he started brushing his back he heard some giggles from Stolas and he was also arching his back at every stroke of the brush.

‘Hey, why are you squirming so much? I thought you were enjoying this’.

‘I am!’Stolas struggled to say with a clear voice. ‘It’s just that it feels a little funny, that’s all’.

Blitzo then brushed Stolas’ low back with a little more pressure, making him squirm and let out a little laugh.

‘Oh, I see what’s going on’, Blitzo said while showing an evil grin that Stolas was unable to see from behind, ‘You know what? This f*ing small brush works too slow for me, I’d rather use my claws instead!’

‘Huh? No Blitzy, just with the brush is ok! I…’ Blitzo suddenly raked his claws on Stolas’ back all the way down and wiggled his fingers when they reached his lower back. Stolas just jumped letting out a burst of giggles. ‘Blitzy, dohohohon’t do that!’

‘Why not? This is much more effective! Also, I’m bored!’. Blitzo started scratching Stolas’ sides, making him fall completely into the bed and curl up on himself.

  ‘Nohohohohoho! No my sides! It ticklehehes!’

‘I knew it! This is tickling you!’ Blitzo answered. ‘Ohh, this is going to be good…’. He then scratched Stolas’s ribs in an unbearably slow pace, looking for loose feathers, from the lower to the higher ribs, making him laugh harder and harder.

‘Ahahaha! Nohohoho! *hic* Nohohohot there! *hic*’. It seemed Stolas’s upper ribs were too ticklish for his own good.

‘Not there? Why not? Is this too much for you?’, Blitzo teased while suudenly pinching Stolas’ upper ribs, making him let out a high pitch hoot, followed by louder giggles. Blitzo was determined to have fun torturing his poor bird partner.

To be fair, Stolas wasn’t suffering or anything. He was kind of flustered and very squirmy, but he wasn’t really fighting back or begging Blitzo to stop. Blitzo was himself amazed that Stolas didn’t seem bothered at all, and his laugh sounded so genuine and happy it was really flustering him.

He tried to keep it together and proceeded to ‘preen’ his stomach. Stolas left out a belly laugh and tried to grab Blitzo’s hands while laying to one side of his body.

‘Ahahaha! Don’t scratch me like that! It’s too much!’

‘Aw, c’mon! Nothing is too much for you! You can’t also lie to me, you’re enjoying the attention!’, Blitzo said while squeezing Stolas’ hips. Stolas just hooted in laughter while getting closer to him, actually making Blitzo’s job much easier. When he stopped for a while allowing him to get some air Stolas looked at him with playful and smiling eyes, with a ‘I’m having fun’ expression. Blitzo tried not to blush at the sight.

‘Oh, I just forgot!’ Blitzo said, trying to snap out of the owl’s charming eyes, ‘I still need to work on those legs and hips!’. Stolas’ eyes widened when watching Blitzo wiggling his fingers over him with a mischievous smile, proceeding to show a wide smile that gave him away.

‘Nohohhohoho, please! I won’t be able to take it!’, Stolas said with a nervous laugher and half heartedly putting his hands in front of him.

‘Sorry, I must do it now! I don’t do half-assed work!’ Blitzo then holded one of Stolas’ legs and started scratching the inner thighs, and he literally jumped from the waist down. He grabbed the sheets trying to stay still while laughing loudly. Blitzo wasn’t only scratching his thighs, he also started digging his fingers on them, making him go crazy.

‘AHAHAHAHA *hoot*! HAHAHAHA *hoot*!! Plehehehehehease, it tihihihihihihickles so much!’

‘I know, isn’t that great?’, Blitzo replied, trying not to laugh at Stolas’ contagious laughter. ‘Now I can torture you like this any time I want!’ Then he held his leg tighter and scratched over and behind his knees, making him laugh so much his face was really red.

Blitzo did the same thing with his other leg, and tears started building up in  Stolas’ eyes. When he started to whine and wheeze constantly Blitzo knew he had to stop soon. ‘I was having so much fun though’, he said to himself.

‘Ok, just a quick whole body’s revision for good measure!’ Blitzo suddenly skittered his fingers all over Stolas’s body, making him squirm all over the bed while squealing with joy.

‘Plehehehehehease, I cahahahn’t take anymore! *hic* *hic* Enough!’

Blitzo finally stopped, letting him rest while laying in bed. It took a long time for Stolas to regain his composure, until he could calmly breathe and stop giggling.

‘Hey, you look so overjoyed after all that torture! I would have passed out a long time ago!’, Blitzo pointed out.

‘Hehehe, sorry, I was having so much fun right now.’ Stolas replied with a soft smile, ‘I had never been tickled like this before’.

‘Even as a child?’

‘No, I was always surrounded by nothing but adults when I was growing up. I didn’t spend time with other children nor played with anyone. My mother would sometimes hug me, but that was all’.

Blitzo again felt bad for him. Even when he belonged to royal family he barely got any attention or any touch from anyone his whole life. Not receiving any caring physical affection was painful, and he knew that too.

‘You know what, if you ever need me for another preening, I wouldn’t oppose the idea’, Blitzo said in a lower voice.

‘Really Blitzy? That would be lovely! I will let you know then!’ Stolas then hugged Blitzo’s waist while still laying down his stomach on the bed. ‘Can we stay little this for a little longer’, he whispered, becoming sleepy.

‘Alright, but at the moment I get hungry, I’m out this room’, Blitzo answered while laying down on a pillow making himself comfy.

‘I want to stay like this forever though’, Stolas said in a weak voice before falling asleep from exhaustion.

Blitzo made sure Stolas was completely out before starting to caress his head while staring at the ceiling.

‘You silly childlike owl prince…’

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[omg-im-such-a-masochist]

A WISE ADVICE

Prompt: When Finn flirts with Sasha Banks on Monday Night Raw,his return home to his girlfriend Y/N ends up with him meeting a side to her he didn’t knew existed,a broken bed and a nosy demon king!

Word count: I write most of my stuff in my phone so I don’t know,but long-ish

Pairing: Finn x Reader x Bálor

Warnings:+18 smut,cursing,wax play,bondage(limbs restriction),slight female degradation,jealousy and some broken furniture!Hahahaha

Notes: Ok,so this is my first Finn Bálor fanfic(be nice please?And give me some feedback if you’d like)as I always say,english isn’t my first language,so sorry for misspellings,you can always find my latest story as a fixed post on my page and you can find all of my stories typing “masochist writes” on the search bar on my page and last but certainly not least the only excuse I have for writing this is that I love the man and I love kinky shit,so enjoy 😏

My grandfather was a wise man.I loved the funny stories he used to tell me and my brother when we were younger.Stories about his old loverboy days,and how he would always get in trouble for flirting with the girls of his neighborhood! And one thing my grandpa always used to say to my brother was: “Son,the thing you must fear the most in your life it’s the fury of a woman!Don’t fear the thief,don’t fear death,but do fear the fury of a raging woman!Even more if you were the one who incited such rage!”And he laughed while he finished his cigar.

I never understood why he said that to my brother..until now!

I was sitting on my bed,just trying to process what my eyes had witnessed.My mind was racing,my blood boiling and I knew that if looks could kill he would be dead already (even through the damn TV).

I had not just seen MY boyfriend,just SHAMELESSLY flirt with Sasha Banks! And don’t even try to say “oh please,don’t be so dramatic! It’s scripted you know?!” ‘Cuz I ain’t buying that shit! We’ve been together for 4 years now and trust me honey,if anyone knows THAT look that someone is me.You know why?Because he gives me the SAME ONE FOR PRECISELY 4 YEARS NOW!

The fucker had the audacity! I’m so furious I could just strangle him to death with my bare hands,and yes,through the damn TV. But if he thinks I’m gonna let this slip through he has another thing coming...And when he receive his punishment for being such a naughty little boy,he’s gonna wish somebody would have warned him about the deadly fury of a woman.

As soon as I finished hiding my last item,I heard the front door open *let the games begin* I devilishly thought to myself.

“Y/N? Love are ya upstairs?” That voice,the voice of the traitor,just served to make me even more angry!But if I wanted this to work out as I planned I had to play it cool.So I just pushed the anger down my throat and put it a beautiful sheepishly smile upon my lips and answered “Yes love,I’m in the bedroom.” *this is going to be fun* I thought to myself.

A few seconds later I heard the bedroom door open “Oh there ya are! I thought ya were going to be downstairs,waiting for me like ya always do” He said. I slowly turned to face him and said as innocently as I could “Yeah I was but, I thought you would have another thing in mind so I figured it would be better if I just waited here for you instead.” As I proceeded to bat my lashes and strip my clothes off in front of him.

“Oh love”He licked his lips slowly “Ya have no idea what you’ve had just started!”

“Oh Sir,I think I do..the real question is” I closed the distance between us and slowly pushed him down onto the bed “Are YOU ready for what YOU had started?” As soon as his body collided with the mattress I quickly handcuffed both of his wrists to the headboard.

“What the fuck? Y/N,what is this?”

I silently went to the foot of the bed and begin to take off his Vans and socks.

“Babe,what are ya doing?Y/N? Talk to me damn it!”

I just looked at him chuckling while I grabbed a rope so I could tie his ankles to the bed as well.

“Love,you’re starting to scare me here...please talk to me,what’s going on?” He pleaded

I kneeled between his legs to undo his belt while I whistle a little tune.

“For fuck sake Y/N! Ya look like a fucking psycho right now,just say something please!” He begged and I stopped right when I was about to push his pants down.

“Do you think that I look like a psycho?Funny tho,how earlier you didn’t thought that...actually,you thought that you could take me for granted right?You thought that I would wait for you at the door like a good girl should,you thought that you could flirt with your female co-worker on national TV and I would just wait for you here...” I grabbed a handful of his semi-hard bulge and squeezed just enough so he could feel the slight pain. “Like a little well trained pet.” I proceeded to squeeze harder until he gasped.

“Y/N” my name was a faint whisper leaving his lips. “Please baby,you’re hurting me.”

“I’m hurting you?” I huffed as I slowly let the deadly grip on his bulge fade “What about you hurting me huh?What about my feelings Finn?What about the fact that you made me embarrassed on national TV! How can I get out on the street now with people knowing that we date and still you were deliberately flirting with another woman?” I slightly pinched his bulge just to make my point clear.

“Ouch,fuck! I’m sorry babe! I really didn’t meant it! I just got carried away with the plot that’s it! You know I love you dearly,and the only woman who gets me heads over heels for it’s you. I even bought you some roses and chocolates as a white flag sign,since I realized I fucked up..” I looked into his beautiful blue eyes and saw nothing more than love and regret. “Where are they?”

“They?”

“Yeah,the roses and the chocolates?”

“They’re on the dinner table”

I got up from the bed and made my way towards the bedroom door. “I’ll be right back.”

I went down the stairs,entered the dining room and I saw the most beautiful bouquet of red roses I’ve ever seen,and the little heart shaped chocolates,my favorite ones! I ran to the kitchen to get a vase with water to put the roses in it.When I placed the beautiful bouquet inside of it I saw the little card attached on the outside,beautifully hand written “My lovely lass,I know I got a little carried away with my character tonight,but I tell you with all my heart it meant nothing! You’re the only woman I’ll EVER need in my life!You’re my EVERYTHING! Love ya... yours always and forever.Finn”

“Argh Y/N what did you do?! Well I can still make this pleasurable for him,somehow..” I whispered to myself and ran back upstairs.

“Oh thank God! I thought ya were gonna leave me tied up here the whole night!” He giggled “Did ya find it?”

“Yes I did..”

“I meant it what I said in the card ya know...”

“Yeah I know Finn..”

After a few minutes passed by and when I didn’t move to set him free,he asked

“So?”

“So what?”

A briefly confused look passed by his face when he said

“Aren’t ya gonna let me go?”

“Why would I?” I kinda chuckled

“Well,because ya kno-“ I cut him of by saying

“Don’t you think you still need a little reminder to not do that anymore?”

“What do ya mean?”

I slowly crawled on the bed to assume the position I was on minutes ago.

“Oh you know” I said as I lightly tapped his hips so I could remove his pants and boxer briefs “I think you need that little warning slap on the hand,so you don’t be a naughty boy and don’t do that shit ever again”

I smiled as I grabbed the pair of scissors from under my pillow and cut off his shirt so I could leave him in his naked glory,and at my mercy.

“Oh my,aren’t you a beautiful sight?!”

I straddle his hips and leaned down to kiss him,as soon as our tongues met I traveled my hands down his neck,arms,chest and abs in an agonizing slow pace.

“Y/N baby”

“Yeah?”

“I need to touch ya,please open the cuffs so I can touch ya”

“Oh Finny,don’t make me laugh love! Naughty boys don’t get to touch anything!” I chuckled lightly

“No,please” he whined “Baby please,don’t do this to me!Just let me touch ya,I need ya...I want to touch your pussy baby,please?Let me make it up to ya?Let me make ya feel good”He pleaded

“You know what?You’re talking too much! What do you say about we keep that pretty little mouth busy huh?”

Without letting him answer I let one of my breasts hover upon his lips and he eagerly

took it on his mouth,sucking and licking my nipple to the point he had me whining.

“Oh Finn,fuck baby” His gaze was glued to my face “You’re so good,so fucking good,such a good boy” as soon as those words left my mouth he smirked at me,with my nipple still on his mouth,and I could swear I had just came with that vision alone.

He moved to the other nipple to give the same attention he gave the other one,and I just needed some sort of friction!So I took advantage of his now full on hard dick pressed against his stomach and the wetness that was leaking down my thighs and I slided down his abs just slightly so I could meet his cock and when I did,I released my nipple from his mouth and started to slide his erection through my folds.

“Oh fuck woman,you’re going to be the death of me!” He moaned closing his eyes tightly.

I took the opportunity to reach for the candle that was lit on the nightstand and spilt some of the hot wax onto his chest while I was still sliding on him.

“Oh fuck you!” He angrily said through gritted teeth

“Oh I’m about to sweetheart” and with that I lift my hips so I could angle him with my entrance and asked “Who does this cock belongs to baby?”

“You,you,it belongs to ya!Now just fucking ride me would ya??!!” He said desperately

“Ah,no no no!” I said as I dripped more hot wax,but this time on his nipples “Politely please!”

His eyes were so dark with lust and his voice so deep that I could swear that I had awoken some sort of demon within him.

“This cock is yours and yours only lass. It’s yours for you to suck,fuck,ride anytime or anyplace you’d like. It belongs inside your mouth,inside your ass,inside you pussy or wherever you want. It’s yours for you to do with it whatever you please!” With that I sheepishly smiled,and sunked my hips with his at the same time I dripped a few more drops of hot wax onto his pubic bone.

“Oh my fucking God!” He rolled his eyes to the back of his head and let out a growl that sounded almost inhuman.

I was giving myself sometime to focus,just so that I wouldn’t cum. When I heard a very deep voice come out of Finn’s lips and say

“You better start to fucking ride my cock right now princess and you better make sure you ride it hard and deep,or else I’m gonna break this fucking cuffs off and you will regret this little act of yours”

“Bálor” I whispered

He just smirked and whispered back “You’ve got three seconds to start riding me. One,two...” With his lead I started to ride him like a mad woman.

“Yes...my beautiful,sweet princess.Harder!” I moved faster

“I said harder!” I moved even faster

“Are ya fucking deaf? I told ya to ride.me.HARDER!” He gritted

“Bálor, I- I can’t,this is the fastest I can go” I said with my legs already becoming sore from the pace I was trying to keep.

“Oh my sweet princess” He started to laugh uncontrollably

“What’s so funny?”

“You are!” He said through deep laughs “You try so hard to be a brat,but you’ve got zero capacity for it! Look at ya! Look how pitiful you are! Can’t even fucking ride a cock properly! He started to laugh harder “Now I know why Finn loves ya...ya are so amusingly funny!” He concludes his sentence with a laugh,and I had know idea where the anger that took control of me came from but I started to hatefully ride his cock and drip the hot wax all over his body:his neck,chest,forearm,biceps,nipples,abs,v line,close to his belly button.

“Argh” He roared “That’s what I’m talking about! Yes,just like that,so fucking good. So insanely good.”

His eyes were glued on me and I couldn’t help but drip some of the hot wax onto my own body. And the sight made him growl.

“Yes kitten!Oh fuck,you’re gonna make me cum,you’re gonna make me cum so fucking hard” his eyes grew even darker “I knew I could pull that little brat out,she just needed the right words,right love?!” He chuckled and I could feel my walls tightening and my orgasm buildup like a volcano

“Bálor, I’m gonna- I need...”

“Go on kitten,let it go” And with that I came as hard as I’ve ever had,just to feel Bálor starting to cum as well,cursing in Gaelic.

As he continued to cum, I saw his eyes slowly changing back to the beautiful ocean blue I loved, and my Finn returning to the surface with a long moan as the final spasms of his orgasm hit him.

“What the fuck just happened?” He asked,out of breath and mesmerized

“I think we just broke the bed”. I said

“What?” He chuckled

“No Finn, I’m serious!”

He stopped laughing,staring at the view of our mattress on the floor and his limbs freed from the cuffs and ropes.

“Well,that’s gotta be a good sign,don’t ya think?” He started laughing hard when the only thing I could do was bluntly stare at him.

That couldn’t be a bad sign,could it?

[samshogwarts]

My review of 2020

Or: I say thank you.

First of all, sorry for the long post 😅. You guys know I don'tike long posts without a "read more under the line". But I nade the post with my mobile phone.... Aaaaaaaanyway. Also sorry for all the tags. I hope I don't annoyed someone with it <~<. So let's continue:

I think this year has been a particularly difficult year for everyone. As 2020 is drawing to a close, I mentally let the year pass again.

The bottom line is that I have to say that 2020 was turbulent for me, but not necessarily bad. Much good, but also bad, has happened. And I want to start with the bad things right away.

At the beginning of the year, my depression and eating disorder relapsed. I've always had trouble talking about it because I know my friends can't handle this issue. I felt pressured because they wanted to do things with me, but I couldn't. So I withdrew completely, hiding my emotions and wearing a mask.

At that time I created this blog. At first I didn't want to create my own content, just follow the content of @ladycibia, @hogwartsmystory and @kyril-hphm. Incidentally, that is also the reason why I call these 3 blogs the Big Three. So it's their fault that I'm here. Lol.

And then the first Hyops message came at the end of March. A very good friend of mine got Corvid-19 and lost the battle against the disease a few days later. I still remember how the news pulled the floor from under my feet. It feels like I completely lost faith in everything and I started to realize how dangerous this year could be. 

But life goes on and so I visited a friend and her family in early July. It was the anniversary of her husband's death, who was also a very good friend of mine. He died of cancer last year and I couldn't go to his funeral. So I wanted to stop by on the day he died. I actually thought I could do it. But when you read a friend's name on a tombstone for the first time.. Guys, that's a punch in the stomach like no other and I can't really describe how it feels. I had made up my mind not to cry in front of his wife or children because it was hard enough for them. Didn't work.

And of course this year meant to go one better.

Another friend of mine died of the virus in mid-August, leaving behind a wife and a child. Again, I was unable to attend the funeral. And to be honest, it still bothers me way more I want to admit. In two years I lost three wonderful people who meant a lot to me and I couldn't say goodbye to any of them. When I see the three of them again after my death, you can be sure I'll kick their butts for it.

But August was the worst month for me in many ways. In addition to the death of my buddy, my father's family also volunteered. And that means only one thing - trouble.  And properly. I haven't had contact with this family for over 12 years for good reason. Now one person from this family has passed away. And first of all, I don't really care if anyone of them would die. I don't even know the person who passed away. But I wasn't told either by my grandmother or my father. So my deadline to cancel the inheritance has expired. Of course it was debts. You have to know that the inheritance rights of my country are very complicated. The reason my father or grandmother didn't tell me about it was because they didn't want to bother with the paperwork. They always had the opportunity to contact me via Facebook or my half-sister. But that would mean work for them. And while I was walking from lawyer to lawyer to court to court, I was allowed to hear sayings from my grandmother that I apparently have achieved nothing in my life. Nice to know that some people never change. I'm still struggling with this matter to this day and will probably not be able to fully clarify this until the beginning of 2021.

At the end of October everything seemed to be taking its revenge and I passed out at a friend's house. Nobody knows exactly what happened until today, but my friend took me to the hospital where I had to stay one night. That was Halloween. And I'm such a big fan of hospitals hahahaha hahahaha. After that I was allowed to wear an ECG for 2 weeks and it turned out that my heart values ​​had deteriorated. Why not. Let's just take everything with us this year!

Rounding out the negatives this year was my (as a teenager) best friend's suicide. I have to say that I haven't had any contact with this person for 9 years. However, it is the one who cut herself in her youth and then called me afterwards because she didn't know what to do. It was also the one I tried to get into therapy for 2 years. But her mother was always against it. And it was exactly this mother who was standing in my mother's shop, telling her about her daughter's suicide and that I was probably in the farewell letter. I don't know exactly what it said, but the mother now blames me for her daughter's suicide. And do you know what's craziest about the whole thing? I agreed with her! I really thought it was my fault because I knew how sick my former friend was. Yet I was the one who ended the friendship (for many reasons that had nothing to do with her depression). And I still wonder what would have happened if I had acted differently.

But enough of the negative things! A lot of nice things happened this year too. Among other things, I have found a new job within my group, earn more money and have pleasant working hours. I've renovated my apartment and I've started saving money on a new one. My two nieces are now going to school and I am a proud aunt. My male best friend and his girlfriend (my best harry potter friend) are pregnant and are expecting their first child soon and my mother's health is better.

But one of the best things that happened to me this year is this blog.

I already mentioned that I actually only created this blog to stalk the Big Three. I didn't want my own content at all. But I discovered more and more blogs and these incredibly great MCs that I thought I wanted to do whole too. And so Samantha O'Connell was born.

I received so much great support and encouragement on this platform. I don't think many people even realize how much that means to me. Especially this year.

I have also found great and lovable people here, some of whom I also call my friends. Even if we come from other countries, speak other languages ​​and may never see each other in real life, you are my friends and I am grateful to know you.

@annabelle-tanaka-official : I'll start with you of course! XD on tumblr you are just my best friend. I don't write as much with anyone as I do with you. You are such an incredibly talented person and so warm hearted! Over the year we have invented so many insiders that soon nobody will know what we mean.  Be it the monster hug, or that my cats are your spies or our many RP scenarios, which I really enjoy and which always make me laugh. I thank you for that!! I love you so much and I am so glad that we are friends! *minster hug*

@lunasilvermorny / @lunasilvermore : you are next to you !!! XD the next person I write to almost every day. What started with a little conversation about among us has turned into a friendship. I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to streaming with you next year (and this year)!!! You are such a good listener that strengthens me. Your support is so nice of you too! Just the fact that you have subscribed to my YouTube channel xD (because of the language I even have an idea). I'm looking forward to the next year with you! Thank you so much for dealing with my craziness and still likes me! 

@kyril-hphm : muahahahaha. You can't escape me !!! Yes, what should I say? One of my big three even made friends with me. One of my Senpais noticed me! And then it's a lovely fluffy marshmallow! I still think it's funny  that we have such similar circuits and hearts! Nevertheless you are an incredibly honest, loving and talented person. I've never told you before, but sometimes I stare (for 20 minutes +) at your drawings to improve my style (just not working so far). You are an honest person and I am happy every time we talk, or when you react to my content. I would like to say thank you for that too! You are great and you can trust yourself more.

@carewyncromwell : my Chinese fireball, my Disney princess. Yes, for me you exude the aura of a Disney princess and nothing can change my mind. So! You were one of the first friends I made here on tumblr and one of the first to write with me! I still remember how proud and nervous I was back then! Just when I was in the hospital on Halloween and couldn't sleep that night, you kept texting me and distracting me from my fear. That means a lot to me. You are such a creative and lovable person too. Ah, that's just amazing. Your comments or hashtags always make me grin or laugh. Thank you for all your support and help!

@catohphm : my fluffier Ravenclaw brother!!! Of course you can't be missing either. I also write with you almost every day and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for all your kind words and your support. I just love the energy between Samantha and Cato. And it's always fun to write RP with you!  Thank you for being such a lovely and kind person!

@mira-shard : MIRAAAAAAA! It's kind of funny how long we've basically walked next to each other without talking to each other. And now I don't want to miss you anymore! You are such a fun and happy person. Writing with you is just fun! I also love your cosplay photos. Someday I'll come to visit you, and then we'll do cosplay shootings together until the camera bleeds! I would also like to thank you for your support and your kindness. 

@sirfluffig : ha. I hope you didn't think you were escaping me! Where should I start with you? Maybe that you were one of the first to give me such lovely feedback on Samantha? Or this super funny stream and that you helped me to stream in English? Or just like that, when we talk about our MCs or pen and paper. It's definitely always fun. I want to thank you for that and I'm looking forward to playing together again soon (get Among us)

@nightrhea-hphm : * run into you in slowmotion * Night! My wonderful supportive Gremlin! I've grown very fond of them over the years. And your support and feedback are just amazing. I also love the friendship between Night and Samantha. I think it's very similar to ours, right? You are also such an incredibly creative and lovable person. You make you feel like it's ok to be who you are. Thank you!

Of course there are many, many more like @rosievixen, @wangxianforever000 , @mollydarling-hphm , @morningstarinwinter , @hogwarts9, @hphm-brooke , @raymondhope-writer , @nikyiscreepy , @immagrosscandy , @mizutoyama , @ariparri-hphm and many many more.

I want to thank you all for your encouragement, support and feedback. You are the reasons why I am adding more and more details to this blog, why I dared to start with the fan comic and many more. 

It's still so amazing for me to meet so many talented, creative, kind and funny people. 

This year showed me again that life isn't just black or white. Life is Grey. Good things and bad things happen. Sometimes one side more than the other side. But as long we are taking the next step, life wl continues. Just keep in mind, as like you support me, I want to support you. So if you ever wanna talk, no matter what, remember you guys can always contact me. 

I'm really looking forward to next year and already have so many plans. I can not wait any longer. Enjoy the last days of the year, stay safe and most important: they the way you are guys! 

Love you all so much. 

[descendantofthesparrow]

Multipart commission - Harry Hook x reader - A Prince Behind the Pirate - part 7 - its going down

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In the night and most of the day you had been locked in the brig, you were surprisingly….not treated like dirt? You honestly had expected mals little stories of Uma to be true, treating her prisoners as if the weren’t even worth the bottom of her shoe, letting her crew torture them.

But the entire time you had been there, nothing really happened, they gave you back your bag and all its stuff inside (with one or two granola bars missing, courtesy of Gil) and had tossed you a pillow and blanket.

All in all, it wasn’t a horrible experience that Mal had foretold, actually, Uma was being….accommodating? and you had to say, Gil was a very entertaining guard.

You laid on your back as you watch Gil deal the Uno cards, his tongue sticking out of his mouth slightly. “okay there, now, 7 each right?”

You nodded and watched as he tossed cards through the bars to you. “what are yeh gilly weeds doin’?” a confused Harry said from the top of the brig stairs, he….looked like a normal teen, his large red jacket was missing from his shoulders, he was now wearing a plain white t-shirt and black-grey sweatpants with some old repaired converse.

“uno! It’s a card game from Auradon, wanna play?” Harry sighed and looked to the ceiling, before shrugging. “sure im bored and can’t sleep”

He slid down on the wall next to Gil, holding out his hands for cards. Gil dealt him out the 7 and then turned to you. “what were the rules again?”

“match the color or number, 7s you can switch cards with whoever you want and 0’s are everyone switches hands, you can stack plus twos and fours, and you can jump in if you have the exact same card”

You flipped the first card down, Gil going next and Harry following.

It was a while before the chaos started.

But booooy Harry was funny when he was mad.

“HOW FEKIN DARE YEH GIL!! I ONLY HAD ONE CARD LEFT AND YEH BETRAY MEH LIKE THA’?” you were laughing your ass off as gil just smiled smugly as Harry screamed at him.

“it's just part of the game Harry!” Gil laughed, leaning back and grinning like the Cheshire cat. Harry pouted and crossed his arms, glaring at him, eyes drifting to you, who was still giggling.

“i-I cant breathheheh!” you cackled, feeling tears run down your cheeks, you cracked open your eyes, seeing Gil beaming down at you while Harry had his….look on his face “s-sorry” you breathed deep, trying to calm down before bursting into another fit of giggles.

“you-you good lass?” Harry had opened the door to your cell awhile ago, so he leaned over and rubbed your shoulder, you nodded and stopped laughing for a moment, staring into Harry's blue eyes….before bursting into ANOTHER fit of laughter. “yer very giggly aren’t yeh” he chuckled

“i-im so-sorry” you cried, your stomach was starting to hurt “Its-its always hard for me to stop laughing” Gil let his own set of laughter lose, sitting up from his spot on the floor and helping you sit up.

“I've learned laying down doesn’t help stop the laughter” he offered, holding you in place as you finally gained control of your breathing.

“t-thanks” you sighed, waving your hands in your face to cool yourself down.

“you’re welcome” Gil chirped, picking his cards back up and nodding to you “your turn right?”

“y-yeah” you picked your cards up and tossed down a +4, jumping in on your own card. “plus-four Gil” Harry cackled

“haha! Revenge yeh gakit!” Gil rolled his eyes and took his cards. Harry smirked at you, slamming down a + 4 and cackling. You just mock laughed and smacked down your OWN +4.

“hahahaha ha~” Gil laughed, putting down ANOTHER + 4 “take 12 Harry!” Harry just stared down at the card, he dropped his cards and stood, giving you and Gil the middle finger and stomping back upstairs and to his cabin.

You and Gil glanced at each other and burst out into laughter.

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Uma and you just kinda….stared at each other as noon rolled around “what the hell happened last night?” uma cocked her hip and raised her brow.

“We played Uno and Gil plus twelved harry” you shrugged, Uma just looked more confused.

“uh…okay whatever” Uma muttered, scratching her neck “Let's hope your little friends come for you huh?” you nodded, pursing your lips and looking around.

“so what do really want with the wand?” Uma sighed, deciding to just lay it all out.

“be free? That’s it mostly, it sucks here, rotten food, I have to sew all my clothes an-“

“hold the fu*k up” you stopped her, staring at her with wide eyes “ROTTEN FOOD!??!?!”

Uma just stared at you confused “uh yeah? The barge just sends all your leftovers? You didn’t-“

“NO I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT IT HOLY FUCK IM GONNA KILL ADAM MYSELF!” you screamed, “HE LIED TO US, HE TOLD US YOU GUYS WERE GETTING FRESH FOOD AFTER THAT SCANDAL 15 YEARS AGO HOLY FU*K!!”

“w-what scandal?” Uma muttered. You blew your hair out of your face more dramatically than you usually would have.

“a lot of people found out that the isle wasn’t getting ANY good food so they got mad and made him start sending fresh food and assuming you're not lying, he just dropped it as soon as everyone stopped paying attention!!!”

Uma groaned and face planted “I think I remember the small time of fresh food….i think it was like half a year and that was it.” Uma was genuinely surprised at your anger “so you really didn’t know about the whole rotten food thing?”

“i-I don’t think even Ben knows! King asshole is still in charge of the isle…stuff so hes been hiding it from Ben! Im sure if Ben knew, you all would have been eating actual food as soon as he became king”

Uma sighed and rubbed her forehead “This is just one big ol’ mess” she looked over your shoulder and yelled out to Harry “get her to the plank, im sure they’re almost here” she looked back at you for a moment.

“….you won't be going over don’t worry about it” she muttered, sighing loudly as she walked to the gangplank.

Harry walked over and untied you, looking from Uma to you “what did yeh tell ‘er?”

You didn’t answer, looking down at Harry's arms, realizing that he was much…smaller that you thought he would be.

As if he never got enough to eat, you knew if you grabbed his wrist your fingers would touch. Harry frowned as you looked at his arms, forcing you to turn around and push you towards the plank.

“jus’ walk lass” you obeyed and simply walked to the plank.

As the vks arrived, including Ben and Lonnie, Uma got excited, bouncing around and jeering at Mal.

“Finally~! Let's get this started shall we?”

A few minutes of negotiations went by, most of which you stood on the plank, Harry's hand gripping your shoulder to keep you from losing your balance.

“now why would you give me a phony wand?” huh? How did Uma-

Mals jaw dropped and she looked over to you with betrayal in her eyes “you-you told her!?!” Uma let out a cackled, grinning like the cat who caught the canary.

“nope~ you just did~” she nodded her head at Harry, who stared to guide you backward and back to the brig.

“hey- what!?”

“you didn’t go through with your half Malsy, why would I go through with mine?” Uma laughed, gesturing for her crew to advance on Mals, driving them back to the garage.

“we’ll be sending our demands later beasty boy~” Uma cooed, giving him a sharp grin as he looked to you desperately, you sighed and started to head back to your cell. Harry was just behind you, making it seem like he was forcing you back down to the brig.

Something bugged at the back of your mind….maybe you being stuck here would shed light on the isle and in the end, Uma would get what she wanted in a way without the wand or destroying Auradon in the process.

--end of part 7--

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Jujutsu Kaisen Christmas!!

jjk headcanon!

characters: every character introduced in the anime so far! and you of course hehe

plot: everyone is invited to jujutsu tech for a christmas party, including the unidentified special grade curses that have the ability to talk but... ITS CHRISTMAS.

as you guys were preparing for the party in the function room, panda kept trying to eat all the snacks so nobara had kept trying to hold him back (to no avail because she eventually got crushed underneath him)

gojo... was nowhere to be found OBVIOUSLY and the curses gang were just chilling outside. you were lowkey praying that jogo wouldnt set anything on fire before the party even started.

megumi was just hanging around with itadori and junpei, playing with his gyokuken (divine dogs) [honestly wouldnt that just be so cute]

you, maki-san and mai-san were busy setting up everything and also having small chit chats here and there.

since gojo wasnt there yet, ijichi-san was everywhere, both panicking and pissed since gojo was NEVER on time no matter what the event was.

nanami couldnt be bothered anymore to settle the situation so he was quietly reading at one corner.

inumaki was just vibing to the christmas music playing in the background with panda after wrestling with nobara.

before the party started, a very popular christmas song that was trending on vikvok started playing, being the great senpai he is, todo dragged itadori to the middle of the room to start dancing with him alongside inumaki and panda.

it was already around 7.30pm and gojo wasnt there yet so yall just decided to start without him to not waste anytime

everyone gathered around the table that had food on it, “LETS EAT IM STARVING” jogo suddenly screamed in the room with his fire coming out of almost every hole in his head.

“now now, jogo, be patient.” mahito calmly cooled down jogo to prevent the fire hazard from creating havoc during the party.

“who thought it was a good idea to invite the curses here...” megumi sighed as he shot eye darts at junpei, which junpei completely avoided.

“c’mon!, the more the merrier!” you said as you thought that they really shouldn’t have come, but it was all the make junpei happy so...

as the party started, everyone was just going around getting food. everything was smooth sailing until... itadori suddenly spreads cake icing over megumi... yeah megumi was both pissed and confused at the same time so he chased itadori around the table. itadori was laughing his ass off while he had a raging megumi chasing after him. thankfully the food was fine so all is good so far.

after about AN HOUR, gojo finally shows up. “hey guys! what did i miss?” gojo said cheerfully. however, a dark ominous shadow appeared behind him and whacked his head so hard it made the whole room go silent.

“not even an apology?” nanami reprimanded gojo while staring down at him.

since an hour has passed, it was already time for the next thing on the agenda so gojo didnt even have time to eat the moment he arrived, he was okay nonetheless.

Game time!

the first game was something like blinfold elimination? im not too sure about the name. the way to play is:

two members of the team are blindfolded and is waiting outside a ring that has balls scattered everywhere

in order to win, the two blindfolded team members have to eliminate the other teams blindfolded members by finding a ball and throwing it at them

however, since they cannot take of their blindfold, the remaining team members will have to guide them to find the balls and help them to tell them roughly where and when they should throw the ball.

the non-blindfolded team members are not allowed to throw the balls and use their cursed energy.

the rules were fairly simple so yall split yourselves into 4 teams.

the 8 blindfolded people were itadori and inumaki, panda and aoi, mahito and mai, nanami (he was dragged into it) and nobara.

you were on mahito and mai’s team so you decided to just guide mai along since you were a lottle uncomfortable with mahito. jogo was there for him anyways and they make a better team.

gojo started the game by screaming and suddenly the room was filled with desperate screams to get the ball.

balls were flying everywhere and people were already crying of laughter because of the scene.

itadori kept scurrying along the floor like an insect which made everyone laugh but he couldn’t be hit no matter what.

as time passed by, more and more people got eliminated, including mai-san and the only people left were nanami and mahito. (oooo the matchup)

the rest were frantically screaming everywhere that they should go and throw in a certain direction.

it felt so tense yet so fun at the same time so it was pretty enjoyable to watch.

finally nanami hit mahito with the ball and the game was over. “good game, jujutsu sorcerer” mahito said in defeat while shaking his hand. “i only do what im supposed to” nanami nonchalantly replied as both enemies walked away from each other

the game took WAY longer than expected so it was time for the exchange gifts!

Exchange Gift time!!

yayy its exchange gift timee.

everyone gathered together and sat in a circle in the large empty space of the room with their gifts in hand.

“okay! lets all pass around the gifts until the music stops!” you announced as you started the music.

all the gifts were just travelling everywhere in very different directions including across the room.

you stopped the music and everyone made sure that they each had a gift in hand.

all of you took turns opening up the gifts and there were actually some pretty funny ones. by a huge coincidence itadori got a sukuna finger cake that was made by mai-san. it didnt look the best but.... hey the effort counts.

you opened up your gift and you found a keychain of megumis divine dogs. you guessed that it was from him and to no surprise it was. you found it so cute you immediately attached it onto your bag.

after opening your gift you proceeded to just watch the others open theirs. some of them were quite ridiculous as mahito got a hanger and jogo got a can opener.

it soon came down to the last person nanami so he opened up his gift slowly, he tore one side open, peeked inside, and immediately closed it. “whoever bought this gift must be very childish...” he said in disappointment

itadori ran towards him and ripped open the present and realised, it was a maids outfit.

everyone burst into laughter just imagining nanami in a maids outfit. “h-hey! who gave him that HAHAHAHA” itadori asked as he was rolling on the floor with his hands over his stomach.

gojo slowly raised his hand up and was already at the door, ready to escape.

nanami slowly rised, “please excuse me” he said calmly and he bolted out the door to chase gojo

that sight made everyone laigh even more until they had no more energy to laugh.

by the time they returned with gojo semi beat up, everyone was so out of energy and just lying down on the floor while listening to christmas music play in the background.

“should we pack up now? its also quite late” panda asked and everyone nodded in agreement.

everyone helped to pack up the remaining food and clean up the place before leaving.

once the whole place was clean, everyone siad their goodbyes and left in different directions.

andd there it is! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! hope you guys enjoyed this and i also hope you have a fun time with your families today! hopefully you get the gifts you want too HAHA. i may or may not post on new year’s but ill try if i can. ill be quite busy starting 2021 since thats when school starts, ew, but ill still try my best to post every now and then so please forgive me if im inactive! anywho, besides all that, please stay safe and have a merry christmas and a happy new year yalls! see you guys soon!!

[walpurga-nacht-academy]

Djinn’s Bride! ~A Celebration of Love~

Part 5

[Walpurga Nacht Academy]

[Prefect Meeting Room]

Marcia: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?!

Rosa: … Hey, hey, you’re kinda going overboard with the whole surprised reaction, you know? We’re already way past that.

Marcia: Haaaaaa? Don’t treat this like it’s just an everyday occurrence! 

Rosa: Huh? But shouldn’t you be happy? 

Marcia: Ha?! What’s there to be happy about?! Can’t you sense the situation here?

Rosa: Grr! I can! I totally can! That’s why I thought you’d be ecstatic to have all your problems solved like this! Isn’t this what you’ve been hoping for?! That ‘rich overnight’ type of success story?!

Marcia: YOU IDIOT!

Rosa: ?!?!

Marcia: Stuff like that doesn’t exist in reality! If something is too good to be true, then it definitely is! Don’t just take it for granted that things will work out so easily!

Rosa: E-Eh? What’s with this speech?! Since when did you have such a strong moral code?!

Marcia: It’s just common sense, Rosalia. Money that’s not earned through hard work will just trickle down between your fingers.

Rosa: Th-That was surprisingly cool coming from someone like you… It’s kinda scary seeing you like this. 

Marcia: These things aren’t matters to laugh at. If I don’t take them seriously the old man will get disappointed in me.

Rosa: Marcia…

Marcia: That’s why, under no circumstances, can I just throw everything I’ve worked on to get married to this guy! 

......

Besides he’s totally not my type, anyway.

Rosa: What’s with these standards all of a sudden?!

Marcia: Sorry~ I just don’t go for guys that look this silly~ I want a super cool looking husband that’s also filthy rich~

Rosa: Haaaaaaa?! Then what was with that speech just now?! Make up your mind already! 

Marcia: Hehehe~

Blanche: Goodness gracious. This has gone on for long enough.

June: Tch. Fuckin’ headache.

Diana: …

Cass: U-Um, in that case, you wi-will not take Mister Djinn’s offer, Miss Py-Pyroeis?

Marcia: No way, no way! Hahahahahaha! It sounds super troublesome, you know?

Vita: What a shame. To think that you would willingly discard your golden goose just like this. My expectations were surpassed. Fufufu~

Marcia: … You still sound like you’re looking down on me, heh… In any case! That’s how things stand. So as you can see, I’m gonna have to turn you down. I mean I’m flattered and all that, but our timing just isn’t right~

Rosa: Geh, what’s with that obviously fake line? And turning him down in front of everybody…

Diana: These sort of things should be blunt.

Rosa: I-I guess, but you know…

Djinn: Ah, so that’s how it is?

Blanche: … He’s taking it surprisingly well.

Cass: Se-Seems like he’s an u-understanding person. Ho-How fortunate!

Marcia: Yeah, yeah. So sorry again~ 

Djinn: …

Marcia: Ah, but don’t look glum! I’m sure you’ll find someone who’s just your type~ Just keep looking! The world’s your oyster!

Djinn: … Hm.

Marcia: …

Djinn: …

Marcia: Um, i-in any case! Since you won’t be fulfilling any wishes, guess you can go back to your lamp now! Ah, don’t worry! Our dorm will take super good care of it and won’t be bothering you or anything. 

Djinn: …

Marcia: … Ah? Uh?

Djinn: …

Rosa: … Hey, he’s still here… What’s up with that?

Cass: Ma-Maybe he needs help returning to his lamp?

Marcia: O-Oh! Hahahaha! Why didn’t you say that, man? Don’t be shy to ask for help! Here, here! As your kind master I’ll help you get back in the lamp and-

Djinn: … Actually.

Marcia: Ye-Yeah?! What’s wrong?

Djinn: That won’t be happening.

Marcia: E-Eh?! What do you mean?!

Djinn: Well, getting back there, is kinda, you know…

Marcia: Ye-Yeah?

Djinn: A huge hassle~

Marcia: … Huh?

Djinn: It’s~ sooooo~ lame~

Rosa: Geh! He’s just lounging on the table like it’s a sofa!

Blanche: It’s not as if he was much of a charming figure before, but…

Cass: Hi-His whole personality to-took a sudden shift…

Agatha: … Annoying.

Marcia: La-Lame? I mean, I guess I understand, but still… Didn’t you say the place is great?

Djinn: Ah, that… I was lying.

Marcia: Huh?!

Djinn: Yeah, it’s kinda small and cramped. Not to mention super dark. Can barely see anything in there. 

Marcia: A-Ah… 

Djinn: And it’s super lonely too~ Playing mancala against yourself is super depressing. Especially since I can barely see the board in the first place.

Rosa: … This guy’s life sounds sadder the more I hear about it.

Djinn: Haaa, I guess you’re right on that part, fluffy hair.

Rosa: Flu-Fluffy hair?!

Agatha: GYAHAHAHAHAHA.

Rosa: Do-Don’t laugh so loudly! It wasn’t even that funny!

Djinn: See~ That’s what I’m talking about! I want somebody to banter with and have fun. I’m super jealous of you guys~ Aaah, to be able to enjoy the world so freely~

Blanche: … He’s deeply misread the situation.

Diana: Mm.

Djinn: That’s why~ I’m looking for a wife~

Cass: He’s ju-just lonely in the end…

Rosa: Hmm, I guess we can’t fault him for this, huh? Alright, Marcia!

Marcia: Huh?

Rosa: Just go with him!

Marcia: HAAAAA?! NO WAY!

Rosa: But I feel super bad for him! Didn’t you just hear how pathetic he is? You’d be doing him a service!

Cass: Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Miss Morgainne! We can’t sa-sacrifice Miss Pyroeis li-like this!

Rosa: Eh? But didn’t you get that weird pitying sensation in your stomach when you heard him talk? Isn’t Marcia going with him the nice thing to do in this situation?

Cass: Um… I-I-I…

Vita: It would certainly solve this little issue~ I for one wish to congratulate you on your upcoming nuptials my dear magpie~

Marcia: He-Hey! Don’t marry me off, just yet!

Agatha: Hehehehehehehe… How… nice… you… get… to… be… a… March… bride…

Marcia: Nooooo! Listen to me!

Diana: Agatha. You’re wrong.

Marcia: Diana! You’re coming to my rescue?! I will worship the ground you walk on-

Diana: It’s June a bride should aim for.

Marcia: IS THAT REALLY THE PART YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT?! HAAAAAAAAAA?!

June: STOP YER YAPPIN’, DAMN IT!

Marcia: AAAAAAAAH! YOU MONSTERS! YOU’RE CASTING ME AWAY JUST LIKE THAT?! I’LL HAUNT YOU! I’LL SERIOUSLY HAUNT YOU ALL!

Vita: Oh~ What a delightful concept~ Is it not so, my dear Agatha?

Agatha: Hehehehehehe… seeing… the… chowder’s… agonized… face… would… be… fun… ehehehehehehehe

Marcia: HEARTLESS! ALL OF YOU! ABSOLUTELY HEARTLESS!

Cass: Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Miss Pyroeis!! Please!! Do-Don’t lie on the floor like this!

Marcia: AAAAAH, I DON’T CARE ANYMORE! YOU MONSTERS CAN JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT!

Cass: Mi-Mi-Mi-Miss Pyroeis!

Blanche: …. Djinn.

Djinn: Hm?

Blanche: I would like to make a request of you. 

Djinn: Ha, didn’t you hear me, bunny? Wish granting ain’t happening here today-

Blanche: No, that is not what I’m referring to. 

Djinn: Hm?

Blanche: As you can already see Marcia has no intention of following through with this arrangement. Forcing her against her will would only result in a miserable affair. This is why I believe it would be best for everybody to be done with this and move on. Don’t you agree?

Marcia: Blanche… BLANCHEEEEEEE!

Blanche: Do-Don’t cling to me like this! It is unpleasant!

Marcia: But!! I didn’t think you’d come to my defense like this! You’re an angel! A goddess! I’m eternally grateful to you!! My children will know of your-

Blanche: I understand already! So please, stop this right now!

Marcia: Blancheeeeeeeee!

Rosa: I-I guess Blanche is right after all. Forcing somebody to marry against their will is just…

Marcia: That should be common sense in the first place!! Seriously, why is your head screwed on backwards, Rosalia?!

Rosa: Huuuuuh?! Are you seriously calling me dumb right now, when I’m agreeing with you?!

Marcia: Don’t think I’ve forgotten how you almost sold me out! My only ally here is Blanche!

Cass: We-We’ve truly done something unforgivable…

June: Yer too harsh on yerself, Cass.

Marcia: And you’re not even trying to act compassionate at all!

June: HAAAA? WHAT WAS ‘HAT?

Marcia: Blegh!

June: I’MMA RIP ‘HAT TONGUE OUT RIGHT NOW, YA LIL’-

Blanche: I-In any case, I believe it has been made clear to you why I’m making this request.

Djinn: ................

Blanche: ...................

Djinn: … Gotcha.

Rosa: That was easy! That was way too easy!

Djinn: But… no can do on that one either, bunny.

Rosa: I KNEW IT

Blanche: ... Excuse me?

Djinn: As I told you girlie, sitting in that lamp is mind-numbingly boring and I don’t wanna do it anymore! 

Rosa: That’s exactly what a brat would say!!

Agatha: That’s… ironic… coming… from… you… hehehe

Djinn: So given the situation, there is only one solution~

Marcia: Eh, what do you meAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[BOOM, CRASH]

Rosa: Wh-What’s with this wind current?! It’s like we’re sucked in!!

Blanche: It’s from the lamp! Take a good look at it!

[BOOM, CRASH]

Djinn: That’s right, that’s right~ We’re gonna settle this inside the lamp~

Marcia: I DON’T WANNAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Rosa: OUCH! HEY! DON”T PULL ON MY HAIR LIKE THAT! WH-WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!

Marcia: THIS IS PAYBACK FOR BEFOREEEEEEE-

Rosa: EEEEEH?! YOU’RE DRAGGING ME DOWN WITH YOU?! HOW MUCH OF A VILLAIN CAN YOU BE?! LE-LET GOOOOOOO-

Cass: Mi-Miss Morgainne!

June: CASS! SHIT!

Blanche: Himalia-senpai, your grip’s too strong!

Diana: ....

Agatha: Let… go… you… dumb… land… animal… Big… Big… Sis… !

Vita: My~ I shudder to think what a wondrous adventure awaits us all~ Fufufu~

Marcia/Rosa: THIS IS THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST-

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[lan-zhans]

I am... not? | HuaLian

A/N: Oh, hey! Watch me writing trash on side blog! 😀 We all need tickly content with our ships. Don't you think? No?... No? ... I hope you enjoy it!

Summary: Are Ghost Kings ticklish? Of course not! Oh, wait...

Words: 2409

Xie Lian's sweet yet nearly hysterical laughter filled up the room.

"Why are you laughing so much, Gege?" Hua Cheng's voice was teasy, swirling inside Xie Lian's ear; his cold lips brushing against the shell, causing a little squeak to break the string of laughter pouring out of him. "What's so funny?"

"San Lahahahahang!" Xie Lian arched his back off the bed in yet another failed attempt to throw Hua Cheng off him; his arms trapped between his and Hua Cheng's chest and under his lover's weight.

He could easily push San Lang off him, he really could, but those fingers mercilessly wiggling and digging playfully under his arms were making his body lose all strength as he squirmed as best as he could, trying to escape the tickling.

Hua Cheng chuckled softly. "Ah, could it be that it tickles?"

Xie Lian felt his face heating up, a deep pink blush spreading across his cheeks for laughing so much and for every teasing word whispered against his ear; tears of laughter falling from the corners of his eyes.

Xie Lian was used to this by now. Hua Cheng always found the opportunity to tickle him: in the morning, when Xie Lian just woke up and was still sleepy and weak, when he was trying to cook, when he was writing down calligraphy exercises for Hua Cheng; goodness, even during their intimate times!

Hua Cheng was always able to turn Xie Lian into a laughing mess, but even if he was used to it, it didn't mean it tickled any less, and he was so weak against it; Hua Cheng knew just which spots to touch to make Xie Lian laugh like mad and squirm under Hua Cheng's playful administration every single time.

Regardless, Xie Lian could not come to hate it, especially when Hua Cheng smiled so brightly at him, (not that he was able to see his smile too often since Xie Lian's eyes were always tightly shut as he laughed), his mischievous eye tinkling lovely and his touch, even though extremely ticklish, was soft and gentle.

He couldn't deny that it was fun... But it still tickled too much!

"Plehehehease!" Xie Lian cried out between his laughter.

"I've never done this to anyone besides His Highness before," Hua Cheng said nonchalantly, completely ignoring Xie Lian's pleas. "So I wonder if San Lang is doing a good job, Gege?"

"No no no no!" Xie Lian squeaked when Hua Cheng quickly changed spots, his nimble fingers moving up to tickle his neck. The Crown Prince's belly laughter turned into uncontrollably giggling as he scrunched up his shoulders, an adorable snort making his his nose vibrate.

Xie Lian could hear Hua Cheng's chuckles as he hummed softly. "Hmm? Is His Highness ignoring me now? I'd like some feedback, please?"

"Yes! Yehehehes!" Xie Lian shrieked out. "Good wohohohork, San Lahahahang!"

"Does Gege think so?" Hua Cheng smirked, purring his words against Xie Lian's flushed ear. "Then I think I will not stop, since His Highness is enjoying this so much."

Xie Lian shook his head, his legs kicking out in a futile attempt to escape his evil husband. "San Lang! I'm dying! I'm- ahahaha!"

Hua Cheng chuckled, "Hmm? But Gege is immortal! He can't die because of a little tickling, right?"

At some point, when Xie Lian's laughter had gone silent and he thought he was going to actually die from suffocation, the dead weight on top of him felt lighter and, with a rather weak push of his arms, he could easily (and finally), throw Hua Cheng off him. Hua Cheng fell dramatically on his back right beside Xie Lian on top of their divan, a very inexpresive 'ah' leaving his lips.

Xie Lian breathed heavily between some residual giggles. "San Lang..." He whined softly.

Hua Cheng chuckled at his side. "Hmm? What is it, Gege?"

Still a bit out of breath, Xie Lian, probably in the heat of the moment, climbed on top of Hua Cheng, straddling his waist as his hands quickly made contact with his sides, squeezing them up and down.

Hua Cheng chuckled and Xie Lian beamed at the sound, his fingers moving faster, not noticing the teasing smile pulling at the corners of Hua Cheng's mouth.

"I'm sorry, Your Highness." Only then Xie Lian looked up at his lover and his hands froze against Hua Cheng's sides. "This San Lang is not ticklish at all."

Xie Lian's eyes widened, his pink face turning red once again as he stared at Hua Cheng, mouth slightly open and surprise splashed on his features.

"..."

"..."

Xie Lian, "you are lying."

Hua Cheng laughed. "I would never lie to His Highness. This lowly one does not experience that ticklish sensation that sends Gege into hysterics, but," he said, arching one thin eyebrow, a smirk on his lips, "if His Highness is interested, he can try to find something." He smugly placed his arms behind his head like a pillow. "I don't mind being touched all over by Your Highness."

Xie Lian blushed to the tip of his ears and he wondered deep within his heart, when would it come the time when he didn't fall for Hua Cheng's teasing; at this rate... probably never.

However, still embarrassed, he narrowed his eyes. Hua Cheng smiled brightly and quite confidently when he saw that sparkling determination in Xie Lian's eyes.

The Crown Prince nodded. "I will do it," he said, pressing his legs against Hua Cheng's torso, holding him in place. "But so you know, San Lang," he smiled and Hua Cheng chuckled because he was sure Xie Lian tried to smirk, "if I do find a good spot, I will not stop until I'm satisfied."

Hua Cheng nodded, "good luck then, Gege. San Lang will take his punishment... If you success, of course."

Xie Lian was determinated, as soon as those words left Hua Cheng's mouth, he started his attack. He began with his ears, brushing gently against them and scratching behind. Nothing, so he moved down and Xie Lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry when Hua Cheng lifted his chin to expose his neck more. So nothing.

His collarbones, his chest, under his arms, ("You are lying!" "His Highness is very ticklish there, but I really am not!"), his ribs, his sides, his waist - by now the only flustered one was Xie Lian!

Hua Cheng didn't even giggle once! Not even when Xie Lian clawed his gentle fingers against Hua Cheng's tight stomach, (he was almost sure it would work, but maybe just because that's Xie Lian's weakest spot), not even a single chuckle came out of his mouth... No sound except for a teasing yawn that had Xie Lian blushing furiously.

"I told Gege I was not ticklish."

Xie Lian huffed proudly, and Hua Cheng beamed, that was the first time he saw that expression in Xie Lian's face. He was frowning a bit, his eyes slightly wide as he hungrily looked over Hua Cheng's body, trying to find another spot to attack. His pink tongue was sticking a bit between his lips and his nose was scrunched up.

He looked adorable, Hua Cheng couldn't care less about the poking and prodding around his body when Xie Lian was looking so sweet and beautiful on top of him. Honestly, he should-

"Hahahaha!" Hua Cheng's bark of laughter made the both of them freeze. "What-

Hua Cheng lifted himself up a bit to see Xie Lian's hands wrapped around his hipbones; he frowned, feeling the lingering tingling sensation right under Xie Lian's fingers. If he was able to blush, his face would be bright red by now as he saw Xie Lian's face: he was smiling widely, his eyes sparkling at his discovery.

"Did you laugh, San Lang?" He asked, pressing his thumbs into Hua Cheng's hips, making him jump. "Did that tickle?"

"It... Seems like it kind of di- ack! Your Highness, wa- ahahahaha!" Hua Cheng fell back against the divan, his back arching up and his hands reaching down to grab Xie Lian's hands.

"Hands up!" Xie Lian said and much to Hua Cheng's surprise, Ruoye came flying out, unwrapping itself from its master's arms to wrap around the Ghost King's wrists, pulling his arms up until it tied to one of the divan's legs. "I said I would not stop and you said you'd take your punishment. So now take it!"

"Your Highness!" Hua Cheng squealed. "I will keep my arms up, we... don't need Ruoye!"

Xie Lian shook his head, a bright smile pulling at the corner of his lips as he looked down to where his hands held Hua Cheng's hips. "I am going to start now. Do not pull too hard or you'll tear Ruoye up."

"Your Highness!" Hua Cheng tried again. "Your Highness, this San Lang was wrong, I didn't thought I could be- stahahap!"

His reaction was instantaneous, he bucked his hips up, almost throwing Xie Lian off him. He tried to hold his laughter in, not used to the sensation sending shiver up his spine, but as soon as Xie Lian used his thumbs to rub deep circles against his hipbones, he threw his head back, letting out clear and loud laughter that made Xie Lian laugh as well.

"G-gege! Gehehehege, wait!" He begged, trying to squirm away from the situation.

Xie Lian giggled. "No waiting, San Lang, please enjoy my revenge."

Hua Cheng shook his head as heavy laughter made his body shake as well. He hated himself for not knowing he was ticklish in the first place, but really, how could he know? No one had dared to do such thing to the Ghost King, but Xie Lian was Xie Lian and he could do whatever he wanted...

And Xie Lian was more than enjoying himself as he turned his playful lover into a mess; his eyes, beaming with excitement, looked down at Hua Cheng tenderly, his loud, unrestrained and continuous laughter (he didn't need to breath, after all), sending pleasant shivers down Xie Lian's spine. He wondered, though, if the ghosts in the Ghost City could hear their King laughing so freely and loud like this... They wouldn't dare to mention it if they did hear.

On top of that, Hua Cheng was trying to hide his face into the side of his arm and Xie Lian felt his heart flutter at the sweet sight. "San Lang... Are you flustered?"

"Your Highnehehehess!" Hua Cheng squeaked. "Dohohon't tease mehehe!"

Xie Lian laughed. "Why? San Lang always teases me, so I think-

Hua Cheng let out another loud laugh and, wanting to really hide from Xie Lian, he tried to roll on his stomach and he actually succeeded when Xie Lian lifted himself up a little bit, but as soon as he found himself with his face buried into a pillow, he knew this new position was worst since Xie Lian's fingers could easily dig into the dips of his hips, which were a very sensitive places.

"Yohohour Highnes! Have mehehehercy!" Hua Cheng pleaded, his legs kicking and his body twisting under Xie Lian as he tried not to pull his arms too harshly. "Plehehehase, stop!"

Xie Lian chuckled, "Why are you laughing so much, San Lang?"

Hua Cheng let out a groan between his laughter. "N-No, plehehehease! Don't say that!"

"This is actually my first time tickling someone. I'd like some feed back, San Lang." Xie Lian mercilessly used the same teasing words Hua Cheng used on him earlier and he enjoyed every reaction it evoked in the Ghost King.

"Gehehehege, I'm dying! Stohohohop!"

"How's that possible, San Lang?" Xie Lian asked with a faked surprised voice. "You are already dead!" Xie Lian couldn't stop laughing himself, it was fun to be on the upper hand every once in a while.

"San Lang will behave!" Hua Cheng said at once, trying to control his laughter. "I will n-nohohahahaha- I'll g-gihihive Gege a break!" He promised hurriedly, trying to look at Xie Lian through his teary eye.

Xie Lian hummed, a funny smile playing on his lips. "Really?"

"Yes! Yehehes, Gege! Plehehehase!"

Xie Lian chuckled, perhaps he tortured Hua Cheng long enough, so with a soft clearing of his throat, Ruoye came back to wrap around his arms. As soon as Hua Cheng felt his freedom, he reached down, gently grabbing Xie Lian's wrists, trying to push them away from his hips as he laughed tiredly.

Xie Lian stopped slowly until one of his hands was patting Hua Cheng's back softly, waiting for him to stop laughing and feeling a bit weird when Hua Cheng didn't breathe heavily once his laughter died down.

"Is San Lang alright?" Xie Lian asked just a bit worried, laying down beside Hua Cheng, who slowly turned on his back.

"Well, that was fun, wasn't it?" Xie Lian laughed and he let out a little squeal when Hua Cheng suddenly wrapped him between his arms, he tensed up, expecting another tickle attack, but Hua Cheng simply kissed his forehead and Xie Lian fixed Hua Cheng's eye patch once he relaxed. "Gege is really mean."

Xie Lian chuckled. "San Lang could easily throw me off, I had to keep him in place so I could take my revenge," he explained, the tip of his nose pressed against Hua Cheng's, their lips brushing with every of their words. "I kept looking back, in case E'Ming wanted to attack me."

Hua Cheng puffed. "That little shit would attack me first than Gege."

Xie Lian laughed, thinking that that was probably true.

They stayed like that for a while, staring into each other's eyes and giggling quietly at silly words and thoughts until Hua Cheng puckered his lower lip into a tiny pout, Xie Lian blushed softly. "Gege was really mean, though," he said. "I think San Lang will need a kiss so he can forgive His Highness."

Xie Lian giggled, his hands cupping Hua Cheng's perfect face. "Why, I think I also need a kiss to forgive San Lang."

Hua Cheng chuckled, bringing Xie Lian closer to him by the waist, "then let's do it at the same time, Gege~"

They kissed and kissed and kissed and giggled into each other's mouths until the moon was up and the last thing their sleepy eyes saw was their lips moving, wishing a good night, swearing their eternal love, and promising to see each other again the next morning.

[duker42]

Could I get a request where the boys were playing jokes on each other by dropping Viagra into each other drinks, but the reader accidentally drank it. It made her felt werid and they ended up confessing. Jean was designated to help her get off, but his 4" couldn't do the trick. Levi walks in hearing the commotion, knowing that they all should be in bed. He see the reader literally shaken in tears from desperation. Her face flushed with neediness. He fucks her and taught the boys some tricks.

So this is naturally crack of the highest caliber 😂😂😂😂

*****WARNING*****NSFW

💜Teaching💜

“Hahahaha I can’t believe you drank that!” Connie laughed as Y/N wondered why Jean and Eren were looking a bit concerned as she finished her glass of water.

“What? It was my drink.” Y/N hadn’t tasted anything funny, so she obviously missing something.

“Shit! Connie, why didn’t you stop her? It was supposed to be Eren’s drink!” Jean growled.

“Nothing’s going to happen, don’t worry!” Connie said, causing Y/N to panic slightly.

Everything was fine except for the creepy ass stares from Jean and Eren as they continued playing cards. Something had obviously happened when she went to go to the bathroom, but she didn’t know what.

It made her wish that one of the girls had decided to come with her to the boy’s dorm for poker. But everyone else claimed they were too tired and Y/N had come over on her own to win all their money.

Ten minutes later, her body felt like it was on fire, she was flushed and the juncture between her thighs was throbbing uncontrollably.

“What did you guys do!” She cried. She needed something, and she needed it now.

“Oh shit!” Eren said. Jean and Connie started looking scared.

“Guuuuuyssss!” She wailed. Her body was starting to shake, the intense pressure in her pussy beginning to hurt.

“We....uhhhh. We were putting Viagra in each other’s drinks. And you drank the one meant for Eren.” Connie said, now looking worried as he took a close look at her.

“What does it do???” Y/N asked, her voice shaky.

“It....it’s to give a guy a boner that lasts awhile.” Jean explains, turning red as he looked down at his tented crotch.

“So what the fuck do I do?” She demanded. She was close to tears. The intensity growing and it felt like she needed to scream.

“Jean. You should take care of her. You were the one that started this shit.” Eren said, looking at Y/N before glaring at Jean.

“How?” Y/N asked.

“You need to be fucked apparently.” Jean mumbled.

Y/N quickly agreed. Anything to get rid of this feeling. She wanted to claw her own skin off it was so hot, so needy.

They stripped down and she saw that Jean wasn’t packing much in the size department, but she didn’t care. As long as she was fucked until this went away she didn’t mind it.

Except for the fact that she barely felt anything. He was coming up too shallow to make relieve any pressure and no amount of movement was making her feel better.

“What the fuck is going on here?!?!?!?” The stern voice of Captain Levi thundered from behind them.

Jean quickly got off of Y/N and turned to the Captain and all three boys started tripping over themselves to explain. Three voices, talking at once, raising to be heard over one another until finally Levi raised a hand to silence them.

He had heard them from across the castle. Brats were supposed to be in bed. And when he comes to tell them to hit the rack, he finds Jean trying to fuck Y/N with Eren and Connie giving him advice? What in the absolute fuck?

When they started shouting at him, he managed to piece together the situation. Fucking around, they had managed to slip up and Y/N had drank the damn Viagra laced water and now needed to be fucked because of her reaction.

He sighed. Goddamn brats. It was a good fucking thing that he found Y/N attractive. She was a pretty mess right now, her body flush and trembling, aching to cum. Her eyes filled with tears from desperation.

Her body was still spread wide, giving him a first class view of her engorged clit and her perky tits with budded nipples. He had thought about her plenty while jerking off in the shower and now she needed someone to take care of her sexually.

He glanced over and saw why she wasn’t being pleased by the taller brat. His cock was only 4” and it was obvious from the way he had her positioned, he had no fucking clue how to make his short size count.

While Levi had no problem in the length department, he knew exactly how to make sure she came on his cock. Just the idea of it was making him hard.

“Eren. Lock the door. It’s time I teach you brats a few things.” He looked at Y/N. “Let me take care of you.”

When she nodded so hard he thought he heard her teeth rattle, he started to get undressed. The boys whistled when he took off his pants and revealed where the rest of his height went. He was long, 8.5 solid inches of thick cock that was curved slight, for her pleasure of course.

“Brat, you could have satisfied her, but you didn’t have her legs positioned right. With that thing, you need to fuck her with her legs up on your shoulders for maximum penetration.” Levi said as laid down beside her on the bed.

He hooked a leg over hers and spread them wider, giving her a kiss as he moved his hand down to her clit. “This is where most women have their best orgasms. You could have gotten her off with your fingers.”

She moaned as his slender finger rubbed around the bundle of nerves, he ran them up and down the slick lips of her pussy and moved back to flick the nub of flesh. She shuddered and Levi looked at her nipple.

“If you suck on her breasts, it helps. Most women love their tits sucked while you fuck them.” He drew a distended peak in his mouth and her hands shot into his hair with a moan that filled the room.

The boys watched as their Captain played with Y/N’s pussy. Her body jerking and shivering with every press of his fingers or rub on her clit. He slid the flesh between his ring and middle finger and toyed with it with his index finger until she came, shouting out in relief as her first orgasm rocked her body.

He knew that she needed more, though. He released her breast and moved his fingers down to her dripping core. “You can also finger fuck them. They love when you curl your fingers up inside them, and pump them in and out. But clip your nails, brats.”

He curled two fingers into her tight pussy, her walls clenching around him. Shit. If she’s that tight around his fingers, he couldn’t wait to drive his cock into her body and let those walls pulse around him.

She reacted to his touch so well. Her back arched up as he started pumping his fingers into her, pushing hard with every flick of his wrist.

He had forgotten about the three boys watching as she came again. Her throaty cry and the way her eyes widened was amazing to experience. Her juices coated his fingers as they poured into his hand.

He moved that hand over over his cock, running her wetness over him as he moved to kneel between her spread thighs.

Y/N’s face was flushed and her pupils were blown with lust as he stroked himself with her watching. He looked over at the boys and offered, “Just watch because I’m not talking to you while I’m fucking her.”

He turned back and leaned down to give her another kiss. He moved her legs up to prop on his waist as slid smoothly into her core with a firm push of his hips.

He grunted in pleasure as he sank into her, the sound covered up by her gasp. He bottomed out and immediately pulled back to pushed into her again, harder.

His moved swiftly, every thrust of his hips making her moan or shudder in pleasure. His name rolled over her lips continuously, but his cock twitched when she called him Captain as she cried out in bliss.

He felt her walls tighten around him, making him grit his teeth as his eyes rolled back. Fuck, she was squeezing him so tight. He snapped his hips against her faster, driving himself into her harder.

Her legs tightened around his waist, her hips rising to meet his. He brought himself up to his knees and gripped her hips hard, using his arms to pull her to him faster. Her voice cracked and caught with each thrust.

When she finally came, she screamed his name, her juices squirting out to to splash up his stomach. He shuddered at the feeling of her vice-like grip around him.

His own orgasm washed over him right after. He pumped her through her orgasm as his cock pulsed, filling her with his cum as he growled his pleasure into the air.

When they came back to themselves, Levi pushed up and gently pulled out of her. He turned to the boys and scowled. “You three shitheads are cleaning the stables for the next three months. And hand over all that shit. It’s not a toy to joke around with.”

The boys hung their heads as Levi and Y/N dressed. Connie handed over the bottle and Levi ordered them to get to bed. He pulled Y/N into the hallway and started off towards the other wing of the castle.

“Sir? My room is back there.” Y/N said as she was pulled along.

He didn’t look back or release her wrist as he answered her. “I’m not done teaching you about pleasure, Y/N.”

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[miya-akiko]

𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖 ᦃ 𝒎𝒊𝒚𝒂 𝒂𝒕𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒖

𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘦? 𝘪𝘧 𝘪 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯. 𝘪 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘪 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶

word count ↳ 1.7k

warnings ↳ nothing special but if you haven't read the manga or don't want to get spoiled.. the timeline is during the time-skip ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)

a/n : so.. hello again hahaha i write this based on a song called 'still with you' by jungkook from bts! listen to it here

"Atsumu... I have to go."

".. Why are you leaving?"

A sad smile make it's way to her beautiful face, "I have.. reasons."

"Oh.."

᭥ ᭄

Miya Atsumu hates autumn, for some reason the cold wind always irratated him and he hates it. Even when his younger twin brother asked him why he hates it, he just answer with 'Nothing.'.

Atsumu knew he shouldn't get used to this but he is used with darkness around him, the low pitched sound of air conditioner is the only company he have in the dark room.

He missed her, a lot and it's been ages since he saw her and.. He hates how weak he are back then, for crying everytime he missed her. Atsumu is a weak man and he knew it from the start.

"Tsumu, get out from yer room fast or the food will be cold." Osamu's voice outside his door greeted him. Atsumu stay silent for a while before answering, "'m not hungry."

Osamu tired sigh can be heared, "Bokuto said you skipped lunch today, don't be silly."

'Bokkun fuck yer traitor ass'

Atsumu get up from his sitting position, he walked to the door and opened it meeting his twin's slightly worried face.

"Ya okay?" Osamu asked him, putting his hand on Atsumu's shoulder. Atsumu stare at his brother and Osamu immediately get the message.

'No.'

"Let's eat, we're having udon and yer favorite fatty tuna."

Atsumu pats his brother's back and Osamu just nodded at him.

'Thank you.'

'It's my job to comfort you.'

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He's tired. The great Miya Atsumu is tired of everything. He tried not to show how off he was today but failed when Sakusa stare at him.

"What's up, Omi omi?" Atsumu faked his smirk and teasing tone, his eyes are clearly dead in Sakusa's vision.

"If you don't feel okay then rest, don't force yourself." He said, walking away from the blonde. Before the black haired man dissapeared, he told him, "Feelings are matters too."

Atsumu look down to the floor, he sighed before making his way to the coach that are talking to Thomas and Meian.

"Coach, may I go home today?" He asked with small smile. Samson look suprised then he nodded, "Take a lot of rest, Miya."

"Thank you." Atsumu mumbled, he walks toward the gymnasium's exit and bumping to.. Bokuto.

"Tsum Tsum going home?" Bokuto asked, he smile softly to the younger. Atsumu just nodded and Bokuto ruffled the blonde hair of Atsumu's, "Rest well, don't force yourself to hide your feeling."

It's a rare sight to see Bokuto acting like an older brother so Atsumu awkwardly nodded to him before moving again.

'Was I really that obvious?'

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"Hahahaha! Tsumu-kun, why your face are covered with flours?!" She laughed out loud.

Atsumu can feel the butterflies on his stomach was flying happily by seeing the sight of her laughing and the redness of her cheeks.

He swore on that day, he would do everything to not make her tears fall again for that beautiful smile on her face.

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Atsumu's heart broke.

The beautiful smile on her face was wiped and it replaced them with tears and Atsumu couldn't bear her sobbing state. He pulled her straight to his arm.

"He's gone! Tsumu, my- my friend-"

Atsumu hushed her, he kissed her forehead and hide her face on his neck. He hates this. He hates everything that can make his beautiful angel cried.

"Tsumu, I love her so much!"

Atsumu can feel his own tears running down as she continue to cry harder, "I know.. I know pumpkin.."

All of these simple feelings of them laughing and crying together were everything to him. Everything.

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"Huh?"

It was raining on his way back home, Atsumu didn't run nor trying to find a shelter to protect himself from rain. Despites hating the cold, Atsumu love rains so he let them wet his body.

Somehow, Atsumu finds himself on one of his house that he used to share with her before she left. He goes to the backyard and take off his shoes to feel the wet grass on his bare feet.

"Hmm hmm hmm"

Atsumu hummed as he slowly let his own body control him to dancing. People probably think he's crazy or acting cliche for dancing on his own backyard with barefeet but the feelings are comforting for Atsumu.

The rains continue to fall harder but Atsumu still out there, dancing and feeling himself. It's cold but Atsumu loves the feeling of rain hitting him as if the rain understand his feelings.

'Osamu gonna to kill me' He thought, a smile appeared when he imagined Osamu look at him with his deathly glare but he knew that his younger twin will understand him.

He continued and didn't rest. Dance, dance and dance until he tire himself yet he doesn't know how to stop himself.

The image of her in his arm dancing with him with a huge smile on her face make him to let his body dance more.

Atsumu opened his eyes, noticing the rain starting to slow down and look like it's going to end soon so he stop dancing and stand still.

The mist started to dissapeared soon and he widened his eyes when he saw something.. that is not probably real and he must be imagining it because he caught cold from playing with the rain..

But.. is it his imagination

"Tsumu-kun!" She greeted him with the smile that he missed the most, Atsumu's feet started to move by it's own and run to her direction but soon she dissapeared.. everything was his imagination.

'I need to go home..'

Atsumu sighed, he washed his feet before putting his shoes again and started to walk his way to his shared apartment with Osamu.

Just like he expected..

"ARE YA INSANE?! I GET HOME FAST WHEN BOKUTO TOLD ME YER ASS COMIN' HOME AND WHEN YER FREAKING ASS NOT HOME I ALMOST CALL THE POLICE YOU BASTARD!"

"Sorry." He said before his body gave up.

"Go take shower n- shit, Tsumu?!"

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When Atsumu wake up, Osamu didn't lecture him and he just treat him kinder than usually he do. It's normal for siblings taking care of each other but it's like once in the blue moon, Osamu treated him like this.

'Maybe he's worried'

Speaking of moon.. after Atsumu ate his food and medicine, he sit right beside the window again but this time he sat on the sofa in his room because Osamu will not be pleased to see him accidently falling asleep on floor right?

'The moon look lonely.. even though he surrounded by the stars I felt like it's crying..' Atsumu said inside his mind, staring at the beautiful moon. He knew it's going to be morning but he wanted to stay in her sky like the stars so maybe he could stay with her again.

'If I knew this going to happened.. I would've treat her better.'

Atsumu sighed as he continue to stare at the bright lonely moon.

He wonder.. when will he finally meet her again. That night, he fall asleep on the sofa and dreams about her.

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It's finally the Olympic season that everyone has been waiting for, even though Atsumu sonetimes stay on the bench because Kageyama was playing on the court as setter. He enjoyed this, he didn't knew that one argentine setter are close with some of his teammates.

The day went well even though Japan end up losing, Atsumu feel like his day went peacefully then he saw her.

Close with the argentine setter that he lost to earlier.. they look so close but Atsumu bravely walking up to them after the setter got stole by interviewers.

"Y/N?"

You turned around, your eyes widened at the sight of his tall figure. You smile at him, "Atsumu, it's been a while."

"Y-yeah, how are you?" Atsumu stuttered, she look prettier.. and somehow it makes his heart ache in the painful way.

"I'm doing fine, how's you and Osamu?"

"We're doing fine too haha.." He laughed awkwardly, his laugh stopped when you giggled softly. The same giggle that he used to hear everyday.

You cover you mouth, "Sorry for laughing, you never been this awkward before so it's quite funny."

Atsumu's smile finally appeared again after few years faking it, he look into her eyes, "I miss-"

"Honey, you know Miya-kun?"

'Ho...ney?"

"Yep! Atsumu used to be my classmate at Inarizaki back then.. Tsumu-kun meet my husband, Oikawa Tooru." You introduced the brunette to him.

Shock washes over him as he opened his mouth, looking at Oikawa with.. old fake smile, "Ah you married to Y/N?"

Oikawa chuckles, he wrap his arm around her waist, "Yes, it's been three years actually."

Atsumu fake his gasp and look at her, "You didn't invite me to your wedding?"

"Sorry, Tsumu-kun. I don't know how to contact you because I used a new phone after I arrive argentina." You explained to him with small giggle at the end.

"Then it's fine-"

"Tsum Tsum, the team going to have interview in few minutes!"

He looked at her and Oikawa with small smile, "I'll be back."

Then he walked away fast, he knew Bokuto was lying about the interview thing because he has told Bokuto about you and has shown your picture with him to the older man.

After both him and Bokuto goes to the quiet place, Atsumu broke down. He fell on the floor and Bokuto just kneel down beside him, pulling Atsumu on his arm.

"It's okay, let your feelings out." Bokuto told him, he pats Atsumu's back to comfort the younger. Atsumu choked a sob, "S-she were so happy when she intro- introduce Oikawa-san to me."

Bokuto sighed, "I know.."

They continue like that for the past few minutes before Atsumu whispered, "At least she was happy.."

"Mhmm."

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From that day, Atsumu started to hang out with her and listens to her story about her life with Oikawa.

He listen all the sadness, happiness and random things she told him. When she cried, he comfort her and when she's happy.. he cover his pain with smile.

"Say, Atsumu-kun."

Atsumu looked at her, "Yes?"

"Wanna go to dinner on our house with your brother?"

Atsumu stare and admire her beautiful eyes before nodding, "Sure, I'll make sure Samu bring his homemade food as well. It's really good!"

"Oh really? Don't force him though hahaha!"

Atsumu laughs along with her and continue to walk beside her.

'We may not be on the same page but I want to walk on this path with you.'

[mickeytheticklee]

𝑩𝒐𝒏 𝒃𝒐𝒏 𝒃𝒆𝒅𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚

This is a tickle fic, if you don't feel comfortable pls scroll

In a land far, far away there was a small village, the Chuang village.

There lived the most beautiful princess in the world, Zhang Yifan. Everyone adored her, every girl wanted to be her friend, every guy wanted to marry her. But even with all the choices of friends she has, she still decides to stay at home and do any hobby she wants to by herself. It was because under that pretty baby face with a tall figure was a sweet young lady who feared of being taken advantage of. She knew if she made friends they'll only like her because she's the princess. They won't like her because of the unique interests that she has. For more than two years she was keeping the persona of an evil witch named Miss Freak. She was only called that because of the illegal potions she kept in her basement. But a lot of people bought her potions because it worked better than most medicines. Besides helping her father in battles, she also helped the very sick patients back to health so they can continue on working. One night she experienced a problem.

Miren: Miss Freak, the potion you gave me has bad side effects. I no longer feel happy with myself.

A first time problem for Miss Freak. A long time worker named Miren usually bought her potions to go through long nights taking care of the crops for the village's food supply. The potion was working, but Miren didn't find her job fun like she used to. That job required a separate medicine but she worried for Miren's health. Drinking two different medicines could result in a major problem that could be permanent. In order to make Miren's problems disappear she needed to make the medicine more therapeutic. But that was risky, her identity could be exposed if she ended up communicating with someone. She only lived in her palace but in the dark evenings she moved to a small home, similar to a basement in street 303. Her identity was covered in an all face mask and black baggy clothing. Hardly talking, she would just hand over the medicine and use her sword skills to kill off anybody who didn't pay. Although with that...she genuinely loved Miren. She played extra, had a smile every time she saw her, and bought food to her house. If she trusted anyone to keep her identity a secret it would be her.

Miren: Yifan! Princess, what are you doing here? It's pouring you shouldn't get your nice clothes wet.

Yifan came, wearing a pink dress and with her bag. It was raining, her clothes already soaked from the heavy rain. Miren hurried her inside, shielding her precious locks of brown hair. Miren was surprised...but also confused to see Yifan. When higher ups came to your house that meant your banished from the village or you won something. They sat down, with Yifan telling everything to Miren that she was indeed Miss Freak. She got worried that if she didn't do this her lover's health would worsen. She mentioned lover without saying it was her. Miren wasn't surprised that a true beauty would be so smart in science, but that the beautiful princess finally found its lover. She thought her lover was any prince from other villages that would come from a long commute to see Yifan. She shook her head no, seeing that it wasn't it. Then a bunch of guesses came from swordsman or good looking bartenders came into the place. She still shook no, still looking at her lover in awe.

Yifan: It's you. Your my lover.

Miren: Huh?!?!!!

Most people wouldn't admit with such confidence that your in love, unless your the princess who never feels ashamed. At first Miren was hesitant. She liked the princess back but thought there were major consequences to it. She said she can be able to decide after the appointment. What appointment you may ask? Miren sat down while Yifan handed her a blue liquid to drink. It had a delicious taste compared to most potions that are either bitter or have no taste. It was a special medicine Yifan prepared for Miren. Getting a feather she got our of her bag, she lightly slid the feather on Miren's back neck. Miren got a shiver, followed my a quick scratch thinking it was the cold wind. Yifan did it again as Miren turned around to see the feather in her hand. The second time she did it tickled more. By then it turned into the process of two fingers being tickled as she jumped up. Miren was surprised, she never considered herself as a ticklish girl. Turns out this was apart of Yifan's plan.

Yifan: This new potion will make you stay up on the side effect that your body will become more sensitive.

Miren: I thought you came here to heal me...

Yifan: I am. If you touch you you'll easily react in laughter. It's fun and you can heal.

By then Yifan held onto Miren's waist, which actually made her chuckle, but blush. This was a chemical Yifan found yesterday that wasn't harmful to Miren's body. A small amount can cause her to still work late and fix her motivation problem. Looking down where her hands were, she used her hand to tickle Miren's tummy slowly. With her hand clamped together, it would disperse. Her fingers spreading apart releasing sensitivity throughout her whole stomach. Miren's feet squirmed, thinking she could get out. But with Yifan's over the top strength this was quite easy but enjoyable to her. And to realize this was happening over the shirt...

Yifan: If you won't stand still I'll just make sure you don't move.

Miren: H-how?

Yifan gets something suspicious out of her sword bag. It's straps to hold the the sword together that can be useful to strap someone's wrists. Strapping them on Miren's wrist, she also puts special shoes on Miren where she can't move her feet. Although Yifan wasn't a girl who typically liked to pin people she knew what this potion did to them. She moved Miren to her lap, testing her sides. Every wrinkle of her shirt passed as Miren laughter got louder. She tested some of her bare skin, sending the little Lee in such hysterical laughter. It wasn't even her wiggling fingers yet. Just a simple nails on tummy swiftly going left and right. By then Yifan decided to lift up more of Miren's shirt to then wiggle her fingers. Miren's grip got tighter but she couldn't do anything, all fours were tied. She liked her tummy. Due to the liquid going into her tummy, it's only meant to make her little tummy ten times more sensitive than her feet. That's why something like slow tickles would make her laugh so easily. She drew out her curves, then grabbed a market to draw anything on her tummy so then she can repeat the markings with her finger.

Yifan: Aren't you motivated to work now?

Miren: YES BUT IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOUR TICKLING ME HAHAHAHA.

Everything tickled. Especially if Yifan was trying to wipe of the marker off of Miren's tummy it would still tickle. Yifan got off, and to Miren she thought this experiment would be over. She kissed her tummy, over and over which was torture to Miren. Along with that she scrapped her deep innie causing her to laugh even louder. She decided to finally spider her tummy. Everywhere on her belly was being tickled. Ribs, sides, waistline, even her back was ticklish. Mixed with that were tickle kisses on her belly, but also kisses on her lips. This maybe a very weird experience to Miren, but to Yifan it was a cute first date. Tickling is one of her one hobbies she never told anyone. But seeing the Lee tied up, she hated how the fun was decreasing. She actually wanted to see the lee struggle and squirm trying to get away from the tickles.

Yifan: Are you okay?

Miren: Get me out of here?!

Yifan: I will...but that belly is still getting tickled.

She took off the restraints and pulled Miren to the couch continuing to tickle her stomach. She would move her body a lot even if it won't stop anything as Yifan gets closer to kiss her cheek (but sometimes fails). Whenever she did get close she would attack her sides with tickles. She got to the point of where she can kiss her cheek while tickling her but there were little kicks involved. That's until her shirt gets lifted a second time to do spider tickles at a rapid pace, going up but then down to the belly button. Miren kicked, kicked, and kicked again while laughing while dying. Yifan was laughing at the girl's stupid yet funny reactions. After one last laugh of the little tummy Miren was finally feeling better. And suddenly liking the tickling Yifan was doing. So agreeing to be a couple, Miren wanted her second date at her palace but all tickling instead.

🥰

[artfromtheunderworld]

Feelings Are Weird - Chapter 3

The sound of different paced footsteps round around the estate, before finally coming to a full stop out back, where now it appeared the sun was going down, so the sky had a beautiful pinkish orange tint to it, as the clouds rolled around the ball in the sky like it was a queen. Zenitsu’s attention was on the boar though, his golden eyes narrow as he gave a more than upset look, for whatever reason for them being here right now. He wasn’t sure what was going on, but, the other’s breathing was all off. “Why were you staring at me, you creepy moron, what reason could you have had to rip me away from my precious Nezuko!” Arms going up in the air, waving them around wildly like something big really just happened, though, in this case it makes sense for the blond’s sake. Inosuke stayed silent for a few more moments, his expression was unreadable due to his mask, so his body seemed somewhat limp as he continued staring ahead. “Ghh..” Was all that passed out from him, Zenitsu made an annoyed yell, rubbing his hands through his hair violently, he didn’t understand this guy at all! What the hell was his problem anyways!? “THIS, you were doing THIS very thing when we were inside, what’s your issue!?” He takes a step forward, raising his hands up a bit as he looked pissed off, but in an oddly comedic way. “You...You just wanted to pull me away from Nezuko, because you thought it’d be funny, didn’t-GAH!” Punched right in the face, Inosuke lets a huff out from his snout as his hand draws back, and would stand up straight. Hands on his hips as he would look annoyed as all hell, his mask nearly looked angry following his emotions in suit. “Shut it creep-!” “CREEP!? YOU’RE THE ONE THAT’S BEEN STARING-” Inosuke cuts him off with a nasty headbutt to the gut, and would flex a bit as he laughs. “I don’t understand you.” A growl escapes from him, and would grab at Zenitsu’s yukata, lifting him up and over a bit with a small shake. “Why do you keep doing that stuff with her? The hell is that all about, it’s freaking me out, it’s too weird! Is it some kinda attack you’re planning against her or something!?” That caught the blond off guard, in the heat of it, he looked terribly offended by that, grabbing the other’s wrists and would butt heads with him. They were both grunting and glaring at each other. “HOW COULD SOMEONE LIKE YOU, YOU OF ALL PEOPLE EVEN SAY THINGS LIKE THAT!? I’D NEVER HARM NEZUKO, WONDERFUL SOFT NEZUKO!! SHE’S TOO PERFECT! YOU BRUTE! YOU’RE ALWAYS HITTING TANJIRO, YOU’RE THE ONE THAT’S ACTING CREEPY AND PLANNING!” Zentisu would squeal a little as his legs kicked when hosted into the air, Inosuke would let out an animal cry before slamming the other slayer onto the ground from that, a foot raises up, and sits on his stomach as his arms crossed over his chest staring down. “haHAHAHA! You’re really are a fool!! It’s alright, I forgive you for saying such things!! Not everyone realizes!” Not that he really knew what he meant by that, but hey, it made Inosuke sound smart so it was some kinda win wasn’t it? Maybe not. ANYWAYS. “It’s not right to actually attack follow members, besides, Tanjiro has become my favorite underling! I need to show how strong I am against him!” He moves his arms over each other doing a weird pose. “Ghahaha!! I don’t even know why I listen to that bastard anyways! He makes things weird, always! So damn nice, it pisses me off.” He growls, clenching his fist. “But, sometimes it feels...not pissed off.” Slowly his body relaxes, and would stare blankly. Reminded of the times of how nice Tanjiro was to him. Yesterday and today even when they were yelling at each other and seemed like they would fight. All that the red head slayer did..was take him back inside, and offer to feed him something to help his nerves.  That took Inosuke back a bit from the whole ordeal, but had taken it anyways..because Tanjiro’s cooking wasn’t bad, and he could eat it all day honestly. Though snapping back down when his ankle was grabbed and his foot was lifted up easily due to his distraction. “Aha! I knew your heartbeat sounded different before, and this confirms it!” Zenitsu slides out from under, now sitting up to point the finger over at Inosuke, who in return gave a blank stare and fell limb. “The hell you on about, creep?” The blond looked offended by that, but takes a breath knowing he needed to be a bit more stubborn to keep up with Inosuke. “You! Your heartbeat gets off track, it moves faster and louder whenever Tanjiro gets brought up-lIKE RIGHT NOW! YOU LIKE HIM!” That pissed off the other, making an angry yell leaping over, but Zenitsu was able to dodge just as fast. “I don’t even know what that means, the hell are you going on about!?” The boar teen runs and gets the hit this time, slamming his head into the other’s side. Making him groan in pain, and go flying a bit. Once done sliding on the ground, and staying where he was with a whine, his head turns slightly over as he begins sitting up again. “Y-You moron, you seriously don’t know what it’s like to like someone like that?! You’re such a poor soul, how could you not get a warm gush of emotions when in the face of someone you find attractive! I couldn’t imagine being like you, being around Nezuko is like the heavens have blessed me with someone so cute!” He tears up, holding himself as he begins ranting a little. Inosuke stares, though you couldn’t see his face, he made a little growl and you could feel the creeped out look radiating underneath it. “I don’t understand any of that, but it sounds creepy coming from you, weirdo.” “YOU’RE ONE TO TALK!” Zenitsu quickly makes his way back over, still on his knees, as his hands raise up grabbing Inosuke’s own and would cry a bit more, almost pleading. “I know you’re an idiot, and a loon! But, you can’t really be this dumb to not understand anything Inosuke! This is one of the few times I really feel sorry for you, even when you piss me off!” He croaks out, meanwhile the other kinda was staring, not saying a word, almost silently allowing the other to keep talking. This threw the blond off, since he expected to get smacked or throw away, but taking a breath, he keeps going. “Around Tanjiro, you have to feel something, you might not understand, but your body does, yeah!? The way your heart beats when he talks to you, and I bet you get that dizzy hot feeling, it means you like him romantically, meaning you’d like to be with him as a mate-” Inosuke screams at that word, a term that seemed he understood better. Which is why Zenitsu had thought this was a better time to see if Inosuke knew about those words due to being in the wild. Seem like that was the case. The feral teen pulls away, and kicks Zen in the stomach, sending him to the ground. “IDIOT! YOU IDIOT! I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, DON’T EVER SAY THAT WORD AGAIN, THERE’S NO WAY I FEEL LIKE THAT! YOU GET ALL STUPID AND WEIRD WITH HIS SISTER!! I’M NOT THAT WAY AT ALL!” Zenitsu felt like he might have made a mistake through Inosuke’s yelling, but he could hear the quick pick up in the breathing, the way the heart beats rapidly now. Plus, he noticed the red that escaped from under the mask, just reaching to the edge. But, that was noticeable. 

This only caused a smile to reach over Zenitsu’s face, before turning into a smug smirk. That struck a nerve for the other. Moving into a fighting position. “YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?!” Before long, now confused when Zen was laughing, he didn’t understand what was so damn funny, and it made him more flustered and angry not catching onto what was going on. Hating to feel left in the dark for a lot of stuff. Then again, that was a lot of thinking on his part, and wanting nothing to do with that. Better to get the answer straight forward. “You-You moron, you seriously don’t understand how much you care about Tanjiro! It’s obvious now! You can’t hide anything from me, I understand everything! HAHA!” He snorts, and gets up, now feeling more confident for once in front of Inosuke. “If you don’t care, then I can tell him about all this!” He turns to go do so, however, only causing Inosuke to freak out in the spot. Shaking and frozen trying to show he didn’t care. Nope! Not bothered in the slightest, he…..it didn’t..he grunts a bit, as his fists ball up. Inosuke darts forward finally chasing Zenitsu into the estate, past some others that were inside, though not like they were surprised or anything. Once sliding in front of the door, grabbing on the door handle Zenitsu had everything to figure out, but quickly put to a stop as Inosuke dives and tackles him down onto the floor. They caused a huge crashing noise, as they both thrashed, and wiggled in each other’s grip. Before long, the door opened on its own, with Tanjiro standing there with Nezuko underneath his arm, staring blankly at the scene in front of them. Inosuke now sitting on top of the blond, with his legs crossed, making sure to put all the weight he could onto him, looking quite proud of himself at that, beaming basically. While poor Zenitsu was on the ground under him, being anchored by someone who was heavier than they looked. “An underling should never challenge his lord, you should have known better!! GHAHAHA!!” He said. At this point, the slayer on the ground had given up the fight, knowing he couldn’t break through to the idiot on top of him. So the next course of action was to talk with Tanjiro, to see how he felt about all this going on, or if he was just as stubborn or clueless. Speaking of said boy, Kamado was trying to get Inosuke off of him. “Come on Inosuke, you really shouldn’t be sitting on him, remember what we talked about?” Speaking so calm, and sweet, however Inosuke ignored him at first, trying to not break. However, a hand grabbed his wrist and he grunts getting thrown into the room by Tanjiro. And soon puffs out a grunt when sat on him. “See? It’s not so nice when it’s you being sat on.” But a word wasn’t spoken by Inosuke, keeping silent, before snarling a bit like a brat. Tanjiro pets the head of the mask, chuckling a bit from the attitude he was used to by this point. But, the teen under him started blushing from the mask, lucky it kept him hidden away if anything. Nezuko crawls over to Zenitsu, looking down at him making sure he was alright, poking slightly. The blond was up in seconds, holding a hand to his chest. “Ne~zu~ko~ you’re so wonderful, you’ve helped me so much just now, how could I ever repay you? So sweet~!” Nezuko just looked at him awkwardly, now trying to push herself back away from him, realizing what her mistake was in trying to be nice. “Mmn..” Was all she mumbled before worming into the room behind her brother as Zen tried to make chase, but was stopped obviously. “Ahhh~ How could you have such a wonderful, beautiful sister like her still? Nezuko!!” Tanjiro made a face, he hated hearing this from Zen, but, not like he could do much about it. Moving his free arm back to pet his sister’s head. All the while Inosuke was lost in his own thoughts. ‘What did that creep mean? I don’t get it at all, Banjitro? Mate? The hell..why am I even thinking all this, it’s making me hot.’ Quickly from thinking too much, he passes out on the spot, hoping this whole thing blows over, though there’s a sneaking feeling...that might not be the case.

A/N: You know when I said that I’d have this up soon? I got distracted and super busy, so I’m sorry for that guys, I’ll try cranking these out sooner!! Thanks for the follows and likes from the previous chapters, I’ll try get some drawings out soon too! 

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