#naruto: akatsuki next generation

[dark-konohagakure2]

Dark Content Naruto Requests are OPEN

My main account @dark-konohagakure was wrongfully terminated. I don't know if this change will be permanent, so I'll be using this blog for the foreseeable future.

DISCLAIMER: All characters depicted are 18 and above, all scenarios are fictional and should not be replicated in real life.

What I will write:

Noncon

Dubcon

Yandere

Incest

Abuse

Yandere/NSFW alphabet

Dark content

Manipulation

Watersports

Light guro

Orientation play

Multiple characters

Reader of any gender

All Naruto characters

What I won't write:

Underage

Character x Character

Character x OC

Non-Dark content

Scat

Farting

Diapers

Furry

Requests are OPEN

[uzumaki-naruto-7th-hokage]

I LOVE THAT TRAIN 😍❤️

[yowyowyaoi]

Scenes or Comic Panels I Would Draw If I Could Draw BC Some Of My Chatpost Ideas I See Better As Pictures Not Words, Part Two.

-Deidara having had way too much coffee or soda and is sitting with Sasori, explaining one of his favorite tv shows or something and just info-dumping like crazy. And the other Akatsuki members pass by throughout the day and they all wonder how the hell Sasori is just calmly sitting there, giving Deidara his full attention while the blonde just rants for literal hours. Finally Dei wears himself down and falls asleep and Konan goes in to check on Sasori and she’s shocked to see it’s not Sasori at all but one of his puppet body-doubles. Dei in his caffeinated frenzy just didn’t notice.

-Shikadai, Boruto and Mitsuki using a metal detector in the Nara woods, something sets it off so they start digging. Finds Hidan (his Jashin necklace is what set the detector off). Shikadai doesn’t know what to do with a talking head but Mitsuki mentions that his Parent makes bodies in his lab all the time. So they cart Hidan off to Orochimaru. Hilarity (or horrible, horrible chaos) ensues.

-Pakkun finds the Akatsuki hideout. Is preparing to inform Konoha of its whereabouts but recognizes something strangely familiar about the scent of the tall man in the orange mask. Waits a while, spies through the window at night and Mask-Man takes off the mask and. Holy shit. It’s the guy Pakkun’s master Kakashi has been mourning all these years. Leaves, goes to the rest of the ninken. The group all together waits until Obito is alone, ambushes him, and drags him back to Kakashi. They receive many treats and many pats that night. Pakkun is ring-bearer at their wedding.

-Deidara and Itachi start sleeping together in the winter. Not having sex but literally just sharing a bed. Because Kisame is cold-blooded and doesn’t provide the sickly Itachi adequate warmth, and Sasori being a puppet doesn’t get into bed with Deidara a lot as-is because he has no need for sleep, and when he does, his body doesn’t provide warmth either. Kisame and Sasori act like they’re fine with it but secretly kiiiiiinda jealous. Eventually Hidan wants in on the situation too because he feels left out of the “sleepovers” and Kakuzu sits up half the night counting money or reading the Bingo Book anyway. But Kakuzu … is MORE than happy to get Hidan out of his hair (and off of his expensive sheets).

-Deidara pregnant, asleep, and Sasori sitting just fixated on his belly. He gently puts his hand on the belly and the baby gives a little kick. Sasori makes a game out of asking the baby yes or no questions, with a kick being a Yes. Eventually Deidara stirs half-awake and asks “Will your Daddy shut up and let me sleep?!” and then he gives Sasori a kick off the bed with his own legs, mumbles “Good, hm” and goes back to bed.

-Sasori looking up to the sky and asking God to give him something beautiful from heaven. Out of nowhere Deidara explodes up out of the ground, cursing and dirty, into Sasori’s arms. Sasori looks at Deidara, then at the ground and is like “Thank you, Devil-san.”

-Kisame having a talk with Obito, formally asking his permission to marry Itachi. Obito asking how he managed to see through the Tobi persona, Kisame telling him that any idiot could see that “Tobi” was too far-fetched a personality to be believed. The others all say something similar to having figured out that Tobi was an Uchiha, except for Deidara who nearly faints. “I slept with an Uchiha?!” and Hidan is like, “Fuck the Uchiha part; are you telling me you slept with TOBI?!”

-Nagato noticing how much time Konan spends with Kisame and starts to think that maybe she’s attracted to muscles. So he secretly tries to work out but ends up spraining a few ribs and ends up in bed. Konan asks him what he was trying to do, Nagato confesses and Konan laughs. She tells Nagato that she goes out with Kisame so much because the shark is intimidating and being with him prevents men from hitting on her. Next scene is Nagato accompanying Konan to the grocery store, with every single one of his Pein bodies in tow, forming a terrifying wall around the couple, who are holding hands.

-((I think I’ve said this in a post before but)) All of the boys in the Akatsuki wanting to take a shirtless picture together, to show off their “muscles”. They ask Konan to take the picture but she’s offended they didn’t ask her to be in it. they say sure, thinking she’ll be in her bra but nope, she takes off everything and lets the twins out while she flexes. the final picture is Konan flexing in the center, Deidara, Hidan and Itachi fainted on the floor, Tobi has a red trickle coming from his nose area under his mask, Kisame and Zetsu are both alarmingly red, Kakuzu is seen outside fighting some white-haired pervert peeking in through the hideout windows, Sasori is studying Konan’s body with an interest that’s somehow more frightening than the others’, and Nagato is rushing up with a blanket up cover her.

-Kakashi walking down the aisle to Gai in a beautiful wedding dress, being escorted by Naruto and Sasuke on each arm, with all of the ninken holding different parts of his veil-train. Sakura is at the top of the aisle holding Gai’s wheelchair, monitoring his IV bags. He’s not fully healed from his war injuries yet but he insisted on doing this as soon as he could speak again. Lee and Ten-Ten are Gai’s “best men”.

-Hidan gets accidentally blown to bits by one of Deidara’s bombs. Loses everything but his head. Kakuzu tells Sasori that since it was HIS partner who caused this, he should be the one to make Hidan a new body. Sasori agrees. But after awhile Kakuzu comes to him and tells him to delay his progress by a few weeks. Turns out taking care of just Hidan’s head is a LOT easier (and stress-free) than keeping up with Hidan as a whole body.

[narutocookbook]

🔥🧡 NSFW MINI ZINE PREVIEW 🧡🔥

Enjoy this preview of one of our spicier offerings, illustrated by the talented @sodii 🧡

✨ Pre-orders Open October 15th ✨

[keijidraws]

Tobi-Obito?

I’ve actually never drawn Tobi/Obito! I was sketching this out and thinking, hmm this hair looks familiar. He’s another brooding character and it fit my mood well tonight. I was grateful not to be drawing smiles. Hope you enjoy!

[earthgrudgefear]

ummmm kids 🖤

[thekingwhereitallends]

22 YO Zabuza:How does it feel like,being the most powerful swordsman of the mist?

24 YO Kisame:Idk,gotta ask the question from mangetsu.

13 YO Mangetsu:*already mastered six out of seven mystical swords of the mist* Nah,you're flattering me.

[tea-stained]

can y'all believe Hidan is still screaming his ass off in that hole

[alphafightmusic]

Possibly my favorite fight in the entire series: Sasuke vs Deidara

[jesseevelann]

Do you have a fav ship or who are you og ships??

I think my favourite ship is T/ObiDei, purely because I think about them the most. NaruKaka and SakuSasu are close seconds. The three of them are pretty much the first and only ships I had for a while before the others joined them, so I guess they are my OGs

[edgelord-of-the-day]

Edgelord of the Day #69:

Lord Orochimaru

From: Naruto - Boruto

[uzumaki-naruto-7th-hokage]

🍥𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐎 𝟐𝟎 𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐘🍜

😁🥳🎊 Talk show about the main characters + Naruto Next Generations. (𝐽𝑎𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑒)

(✿◠‿◠) Ｋａｗａｉｉ

Sasuke... Sasuke... Sasuke and Sasuke...

Huh!? 😳

☺️ Talking about love, friendship, family. 🥰❤️

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Talking about... Orochimaru...

Akatsuki...

Ero Sennin...

Minato...

Kakashi Sensei...

Many more..

🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥

[daitairuto]

Prologue 1 part 2.

Whole series can be read on webtoons

[narutocookbook]

🍜 🧡 NARUTO COOKBOOK 🧡 🍜

Today is the last day to get your hands on a copy of the Naruto Cookbook, grab one now 🧡

[akindaboringp3rson]

Naruto: Daitai Ruto - Volume 2 Chapter 2 | WEBTOON

Some highlights from the latest chapter, link to the full one below

[gogoani]

Do you Know that ENFPs & ENTPs tend to be the Funniest Characters 😆

Naruto & Jiraiya (ENFPs)

Edward Elric (ENTP)

Gojo Satoru (ENTP)

Kyoko Mogami (ENFP)

Yato (ENTP)

Vanitas (ENTP)

Denki (ENTP)

Charmy (ENFP)

Usopp (ENTP)

Jae Ha (ENTP)