#need a better name

[korben600]

You know what would be peak cringe that could keep Twitter users off of here?

Anthropomorphized social media platforms.

Playing off of the old Tumblr X 4chan stuff, Tumblr used to be a bit of a crazy girl who went wild in her youth and had serious far right tendencies. But while 4chan OD’d on Nazism, tumblr weaned herself off of it, and after breaking up with Yahoo, and hooking up with Verizon who tried to turn her into a different more upright person, she finally settled for Automattic.

She was expecting Automattic to be her last BF, and that she’d run herself into the ground for them, but it turns out they’re not that bad and Tumblr’s been getting back their mojo.

Now Tumblr is the in-universe equivalent of a fandom old, running a coffee shop while everything else burns around them.

Major plot developments would be getting something approaching a sex life after Verizon tried to force her to be celibate, desperately begging Twitter to stay with her when she realized that Elon was even more abusive to Twitter than her last BF, and going to 4chan’s funeral/getting into fights with all of 4chan’s kids who drove him to an early grave.

[aeroplaneblues]

Cold Lady, Desert Wolf ❄🐾

They would have one thing in common and that's Razor. So Here is my theory bc im dying on this hill idc hyv

After the Weinlesefest event we get crumbs of everyone's deadbeat parents, Varka is to Razor and Rosaria a father figure and he knew Razor's parents who were adventures from Mondstadt.

How does Cyno fit here? weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell I don't think they are bio related but since Cyno doesn't have any voicelines about his family lets assume its the same case as Rosaria, since Razor's parents are adventurers they probably went to Sumeru and met Cyno before Razor was born. Sounds like a stretch i know~

But listen Cyno and Razor's constellations are similar, and both have "spirit possession" as their kit. The other theory, that will make them brothers in canon, is if those spirits ARE the brothers. Its just kinda sus we get this even just as Cyno gets released, and it wasn't during Nilou's run as I thought they'd do but right after we met Cyno.

The issue here is that we have almost to nothing about this, and won't have more about Razor (i assume) until Varka gets back to Mondstadt whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich I think will happen when we go to Fontaine which is through Mondstadt. Unless we get something from Cyno, eh we'll have to wait a long time🤷‍♀️

Ok so for now I'll treat this as an AU, I absolutely love it, Razor was one of my first units and Cyno is one of the newest so I'm happy to play with both and I hope y'all enjoy my silly AUs haha thanks for reading✨

[hansoeii]

stede bunnet

[ohswampey]

the father, the son, the holy ghost

[n00bcat1234]

Something for bored people to read, I guess.

I just realized the name "Souls and Spirits" for my oRiGiNaL sToRy sounds like I'm talking about alcohol-

UM-

If anyone has any recommendations for a new name please message me. Also, this will NOT be coming out regularly because it's written in the form of a book and it takes a long time to write full chapters, but I'll probably be posting the first 2 chapters over the next few days.

Chapter 1

✨ AnYwAyS ✨ here's the prologue

Prolouge

“You're not supposed to be here yet.” I heard a voice say through the darkness. I wasn’t sure whether or not it was dark or if I just had my eyes closed. “I've been watching you for quite a bit of time by now.” It said again. The voice sounded female and a bit old.

“Who are you?” I half-screamed into the vast void.

“You'll meet me when the time is right.” She replied. “By then, you'll have long forgotten about this conversation.” She seemed to have the smallest hint of surprise in her voice due to the fact that I had actually spoken instead of trying to melt into the background and just listen.

Well, this isn’t ominous at all. “So, can you see the future, or something like that? Otherwise, you can't really know for sure.” I wanted to try to find where the voice was coming from, but I couldn’t move my limbs.

There was silence for a moment, as if the owner of the voice was carefully mulling over the decision of whether or not to answer me. Just as I started to doubt if she had heard me, she answered, “Something of the sort.”

“Why can't I move my arms and legs?” I called out into the void. “Are you doing that?”

There was another long pause. “Maybe you aren’t really here yet.” She answered. “Can you see me?” The voice asked.

“No.” I replied. “In fact, I can't see anything.”

“Well. I guess it's just begun.” She muttered to herself, just loud enough for me to hear.

“Wait, what does that mean?” I asked. I'm so confused. I could feel I was slowly becoming distant with where I was. “What does that mean?” I repeated, but I could feel the emptiness around me. She's gone. “What does that mean…” I whispered to myself.

[sixofclovers]

flips the fishbowl like an hourglass

[http-sawposting]

🫀🫀🫀

and he has come to absolve you of your sins, the sacrificial lamb weeps for it knows it’s fate is sealed

[god-tier-bastard]

sometimes you play a game of dnd where a bunch of Normal People get isekai'd into the dnd world. and you play a medical doctor. and you name him robert wenabocker bc even though he isnt a medical doctor you simply cannot stop thinking about burrow's end.

[ash-and-starlight]

one day, in a thousand years

[bearotonin-international]

Amazing news for the milf bear community

Awww heck yeah!!!

[nonomives]

Hunt vs. Hunted AU

(a.k.a Vampire Wally AU)

Meet the Cast Part 1 || 2 || 3

Poppy gets her own canvas because im biased--jk

A lil bit of infordump for each character :3

Frank ★ Gargoyle

Frankie boi is a doctor in his eyes. He's labelled a quack and a criminal by many because he practices medicine without a doctor's license, which is illegal. That and several reports of unethical experiments, but mostly because he doesn't have a license.

He met Wally through Barnaby who asked for him to heal the vampire (who was injured at the time) in exchange for shelter and protection from bounty hunters

Julie ★ Demon

Bbg was summoned by a cult who was immediately apprehended by police officials. With no way to go back home, she moved from place to place being a menace to society

She eventually found her way into Wally's Mansion and became their tenant

Sally ★ San Elmo

Okioki so San Elmo is a Philippine mythological creature which is basically just a ball of fire-- anyways, Sally came down to earth to experience the earth life but then became a local deity à la burning person = God

She ended up burning a whole city and Wally, who was there to witness shit go down, decided to take her in because accidental genocide is a "same hat" moment

Poppy ★ Phoenix

Poppy is an angel. She is the definition of perfect, she has no flaws whatsoever-- she's also the last of her kind.

Poppy, alongside Barnaby, was the one to find Wally at his weakest and help nurture him back to health (literally an angel, how can anybody hate her)

Also some extra sketches of Sally + Barnaby

[u3pxx]

harriet is still the same height but instead she wears those disco platform shoes so she just towers over everything i think

[athenagranted]

the way i would pay for oliver to write meta about buck's character

[basicallytravus]

gay cats

[sigmalaussene]

Guess what I did

my art

[sleepis4theweak]

This comic is based off my little brother- who I adore to bits- but who also struggles saying "I love you", "I miss you" or "I'm worried about you". Instead of saying those things he tends to do random acts to get my attention and/or cheer me up. When I left for college he brought up a ton of stuff that he had stolen from me over the years and it was honestly very cute. <3

(This is actually months and months old- but I found it the other day and I don't think I ever posted it (maybe???), which is a shame 'cause I remember being really proud of it. If I did post it and I forgot... uhhhh happy repost? Idk)