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#i am in a constant state of all because of s random man#im muslim and i invited a handful of married muslim Women to a pole dancing class#mind you i felt this group was scary so i wasnt gonna do shit but another sister had asked me to teach and set it up#the majority id them said no bc they ahd to work and whatever which was fine im not finna stop you from making money#but then this one sister who tbh does not dress appropriately done said something to the Woman thats over the Muslim women#or so i thought bc it doesn’t seem like she would have an issue#turns out her bitch ass husband was the one who said something to the man thats over the men#and the man thats over the men told the women thats iver the women and she called me saying its against islam#newsflash it isnt#any she used very long quran quotes to say thay pole dsncing was satanic and scared away the sister who were going to go#AND THE SIS THAT ASKED ME TO SET IT UP#and since my number was on the flyer it make me look like the master mind behind this thats tryna lead women away from islam#so i go up the sis whos husband had a problem and apologized if i offended her#she wasbt offendsd in the slightest#it was her BITCH ASS HUSBAND THE WHOLE TIME#who you get a sis who dont dress right snd get mad when she wanna pole dance#you pick and choose how you want a woman to express her islam#it was a PRIVATE FUCKING CLASS FOR WOMEN#and this the same bitch ass nigga who immediately got her pregant and since she cant drive she barely been to the mosque#hes a control freak and is insecure bc hes ugly as FUCK and his wife oretty and so be checking her phone to see if shes texying other dudes#hes a bitch ass nigga#and his daddy a bitch too#and pole dancing isnt against islan#if i were to pole dance in front of men that would be fucked up but i would never do thay bc i really dont like these nigga#like a borderline hatred for them#the reason there an issue with it is bc of how peiple sexualize women and how every thing we do#so instead of bresking down the patriarchy and the shit thats creeping into islam before our eyes#you just tell Women not to do anything!!!#but to get married and have babies#so when we find something fun for us to do its a damn problem. anyway i start my pole teacher training in September. fuck thwse niggas
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Leo McKern Appreciation Post
Gotta teach Gen Z the wonders of Leo McKern
Theatrical boi
Fanning himself
Ready to serve
HIMMMMMMMMMMMM
Lord Privy SASS
Walk walk fashion baby
#nothing wrong with admiring mark rylance ben miles or james fraulij#frain sorry#but mckern is closest to IRL!cromwell physically#so if mckern is unattractive maybe you dont actually find cromwell attractive#cause newsflash! he looks like this#(and im certainly not complaining 😛)#period drama#a man for all seasons#this cromwell isnt a good guy but he has confidence charisma and cunning
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I hate !! When my tummy hurts !! When I’m out in public !! Like wtf man can’t this wait until we’re home????? Why you gotta hurt me when I’m having a good time with the homies???
#fuck ibs man#arkive rambles#I still got to enjoy a lot of time with them but I hate having to leave like that#like I know they understand and wouldn’t judge but it’s such an awkward exit of like#OK BYE <3#and I’m out here 🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️#I’m better now but like cmon#like cause you have no idea how long it’s gonna last and you don’t wanna stay trapped in the ONLY bathroom at the place you’re at#and you’re just like GREAT THIS TOTALLY ISNT MAKING ME FEEL EMBARASSED#but newsflash: I am#and then when you decide to go home because you’re not sure if it’ll get worse#you all of a sudden feel fine after one more bathroom trip once you get home#like WHATTHEFUCK
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okay look. not to gatekeep but i think if you're a newer starkid and you can't tell me 1) who julia albain is 2) what little white lie is and 3) all the names in liam's got a phone call, i don't wanna hear your complaints about what starkid chooses to produce next
#what was denise donovan's first show? who originally did their music? who was in apocalyptour? QUICKLY#i wanna be clear i have no problem with new starkids who are respectful and excited about the company#my issue is the newer ones who hate on old shows/get upset about basically anything that isnt hatchetfield related/are weird to the crew#idk starkid isnt like a show fandom. its years of college friendship and a fandom built by fans. ive been here since i was 10#ive seen quite a few newer fans get upset about cinderellas castle. one dummy on twt even argued with mariah about it#and idk it just comes off as very rude to hate on a company that GIVES US STUFF FOR FREE when you dont even know their history#newsflash!! adaptations and puppets are like. as starkid as it gets#starkid is not a product that we ask for. the gang thinks up something theyre passionate about and we enjoy#its fine to maybe not like a play concept or point out poor choices from 2009. but its NOT ok to attack the company and its crew as a whole#idk. its just very frustrating to me#just be respectful! please! the starkids r not big budget a list actors they are normal people who work for little pay for passion projects#i could probably articulate my thoughts better but whatever. just be respectful thats what this boils down to#starkid#me yapping
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Hope you all like chapters where I am needlessly descriptive with how someone does something for almost 2k words for no other reason than I Was Vibing
#newsflash: sam beckett takes a shower#and curls his hair#and puts on make up#and gets dressed#for a whole 2k words#al isnt even there i was just having fun
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why would you participate in a poll for gay people when you aren’t gay??? you’re coming across as very entitled and annoying.
Idk cuz its a free poll that anyone can do? And it didn't specify that it's only for gays? Literally you have no way of knowing if everyone who answered the poll is actually gay or not. It's literally impossible for you to know. Not everyone has their sexuality in their bio and, god forbid, some people do polls just to have fun regardless. It really ain't that deep.
Also I think it says heaps more about you that you got so bent by my reblog that you sent me this. On anon. Like. Get a life bro you're the pot calling the kettle black who needs to chill if this is how you respond to me just having fun. At least I'm not over here acting like someone did something morally reprehensible for *checks notes* answering a poll that literally anyone of any sexuality can answer. Get a fuckin life kid.
#til: a poll needs to perfectly fit your demographics in order for you to morally have a right to participate in it. got it#and again. i legit didnt see the 'im not gay' option until after i chose 2. im tired and relaxing after work sorry for doing something so#morally illegal. im absolutely the only person who answered it who isnt gay. absolutely#also newsflash asshole im not actually truly straight either. so.#get the stick out of your ass you judgemental asshole#i rarely get anon hate but its always for weird stupid shit like this that makes me hope the person eventually gets a life#i bet this is the same kinda person who would aggressively say im not part of the lgbtq+ community for being demisexual huh. and wouldnt#know how to keep themselves from sending even more anon hate over it huh
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It will never be odd to me how people like you genuinely get on social media somedays with the intention of posting hurtful things towards idols that you don't even know and think you're in any place to speak about scandals that were proven false. I was just poking around everlasting-beg's blog because I assumed the company they keep might be nice since their polls looked cool, but no, the utterly pathetic posts of yours about Soojin and Hyunjin are frankly weird and disgusting, even for me who isn't even a Neverland or STAY to begin with. I mean, I'm just a random Shawol, so ignore me if you want, but I think that while you have the full right to dislike songs or groups, it's still a huge stretch to call people who are successful artists "untalented" and "bullies" simply due to falsely-proven allegations. That's all.
Do you feel better about yourself now ?
#everlasting beg catching strays because of me fjfjfjfjdjjf#hfbfjfjfjfjfjf#this is so random lmaoo#also i wouldnt go around call most idols aritsts lol just influencers#and yes hyunjin is not talented its not a newsflash like most male idols btw#this person found posts from two years ago how ridiculous#just yappin while im listening to the Spice Girls like tf#this isnt tumblr next best friend init
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who is out here claiming that shathann isnt abusive 😭
#ppl when they learn that real life abusers arent mustache twirling cartoon supervillains:#like. abusers can love the people they hurt. abusers can be well meaning. abusers can be kind and do good things#none of that negates the harm they cause. also just bc you dont hit your kids doesnt make you a good parent#i love shathann as a character. i think shes extremely interesting and very sympathetic! shes still abusive.#she literally outs taash to rook out of nowhere and shames them for being too masculine#she is deeply judgemental and hypercritical and does not respect taash. like she clearly loves them and they love her.#but she does not respect them. she does not see them as an independent person with their own desires#the scene where she signs them up to help with rook without asking them and then gives them shit for being upset is such a red flag to me#and the fact that she is outright forcing the culture she grew up with on them regardless of what they want#newsflash! constantly berating your children is abuse! not respecting their personal autonomy is abuse!#ur abuser loving you and you loving them and them doing kind things for you and making sacrifices for you doesnt negate the harm they cause#like thats just not how that works. taash isnt a fucking 'rebellious teen' theyre a neurodivergent coded abuse victim#and again. i like shathann. i love complex characters and i especially love complex family dynamics#i love that its not a black and white situation where shes just evil. i love that she cares and that shes doing her best.#and i love that they sort of reconcile (even if the game took the cowards way out and removed her from the plot.#rather than daring to be interesting and actually showing shathann putting in the work to be better over time)#but it does not undo the abuse. it does not erase the harm.#like i sincerely hope some of yall dont have kids bc if you cant recognise these things as abuse i dont trust you to raise them well
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Hi’ how tall are you?
you should've asked this on my porn blog bc now I just think you're a dork for thinking I'm attractive and hitting me up
#for the record im 4'7“ tho#and also this isnt my flirty space. this is just my main; and you liked my selfie and thought i'd use tumblr like a dating app#newsflash! old guy who uses tumblr as a dating app who says hes old enough to be my dad doesnt read that this person is taken!#everyone point and laugh!#original#text#answered#📣
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working myself up getting really stressed out & upset about tragedy jokes online I fucking hate how everyone pretends they’re mocking the us government as a free pass to joke about a very real & very fucked up tragedy
#newsflash assholes! the only people you’re mocking & affecting are survivors & people whose family died!#mocking victims isnt a ‘gotcha’ to the government or some thought provoking commentary on us i.slamophobia!#i’ve gone to mosques to support muslim friends & community members in the face of i.slamophobic violence in the us. have you?#do you post resources & information alongside your jokes?#do you do anything to SUPPORT the people you’re using to justify making jokes at the expense of other victims?#tw islamophobia mention#tw 9/11#why don’t you take some time to think about why you find this acceptable as opposed to other tragedies#is it because you think the only people harmed were rich white americans? where do you get that idea?#have you ever thought about the first responders? do you think it’s funny when first responders die from health complications directly#tied to their work?#would you make jokes about this sort of thing if they weren’t American? if it was a different disaster that killed them?#‘oh blue it’s not that deep it’s just a joke’#well I’m sick of seeing these ‘jokes’ everywhere I look#& I think it’s ridiculous that ‘progressives’ online think it’s wrong to joke about every other tragedy but fine#to joke about this because it happened in the us
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im not going to let molly get mad abt shit go away stay away
#newsflash asshole youre already not in your own body and it never was yours. and NOW THIS ONE ISNT EITHER.#bloodletting
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the lack of reading comprehension in a lot of the writing space baffles me
#newsflash asshole#you are supposed to read those books as they are thought experiments in a safe way to have them#fiction isnt morality it has never been#fiction is about experimenting with your thoughts and imagination and try to understand different perspectives#stop equating fiction with morality#some of the best fiction is actually super fucked up but thats what makes it fun
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Maybe one more instance of acting on my auto-cannibalism will provide enough fulfillment for me to stop being gross and be Normal
#dog talk#vent#unsanitary#this sounds like a joke post by tumblr standard but newsflash it’s actually not#holds up the sign that says I BITE OFF AND EAT BIG CHUNKS OF SKIN ON MYSELF BC IM MENTALLY ILL. BITCH!!! THIS ISNT A METAPHORRRR#how we feeling gang
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yeah this is true but i feel like often this point gets simplified to "for profit prisons are bad" instead of "prisons are bad" like. for profit prisons are absolutely terrible but the great majority of prisons making use of this or similar practices are state or even federally run.
#yes for profit prisons are bad but whats interesting is that where they make up a small minority of “standard” prisons#they have basically cornered the market on immigration detention facilities which are kind of a whole nother can of worms#vis a vis human rights violations. which isnt really talked about enough i think#tldr: newsflash asshole ALL prisons capitalize on family separation and exploitation#the state of alabama literally tried to resurrect the chain gang. in the 90s
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If you're a queer trans man and your dad is a loyal trump supporter who "don't agree with all of his ideas but they're better than kamalas" and no amount of explaining that trump is actively taking away your rights and making your life more dangerous is getting through to him, I 100% believe blocking and going no contact at that point is okay. Like dude if you can't respect me enough to put your billionaire fantasy away and actually vote for the black woman who knows what she's doing and wants what's best for me more than MY OWN FUCKING FATHER then you don't deserve to have a relationship with me
#politics#vent post#fr you cant pretend its about policy when you dont even know the policies#its my first presidential election and ive been paying attention#admit you just hate black people#newsflash dude your white half isnt enough for him to respect you#being native is vile in trumps eyes#he would call you a dirty mexican SO fucking fast#“there should be better checks for gun owners” so you support an actual policy of kamalas?#“i dont know what project 2025 is” so you admit your uninformed on policy?#im so fucking sick of him
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