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realcube · 4 years

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secretly dating the haikyuu!! boys 🤫

summary: you’ve been dating your partner in secret up until now, when their team finds out

characters: hinata, oikawa & bokuto

thanks to anon for the request 💗

tw// fem! reader, sexual references, swearing

Shōyō Hinata

he kept the relationship a secret bc of noya IEFBEVAGLEB

ok ok lemme explain

you said jokingly once that you were into shorter guys in response to hinata asking something lovey-dovey along the lines of ‘what did i do to deserve you? 😍’

and hinata has been on edge ever since pfft

i mean, he just thins noya is such a cool guy and an awesome upperclassmen- why wouldn’t you want him?

but he couldn’t afford losing you to this teammate so he did everything in his power to make sure that you never crossed paths with nishinoya- which included not telling his team about you

it was so hard for him as well bc he wanted to show you off to his teammates so bad especially stinkyshima 🥺

but he couldn’t :((

you never really inquired about it though, even when he’d get all weird when you’d come pick him up from practise

then the faithful day arrived, when kageyama watched you stroll into the class, hand hinata something, place a kind kiss on his cheek before taking your leave

he didn’t question it though- he couldn’t be bothered lol

the only time he ever brought it up was 2 weeks later in the changing room when tsukishima was making fun of him for being unable to ask out a girl for an upcoming dance

so kageyama retorted with ‘it’s not like you get any girls either, shittyshima! even hinata gets more action than you!’

hinata’s blood ran cold and he froze

tsukishima hummed in response, prodding kageyama to elaborate, ‘i saw him kissing a girl in class the other day-- have you ever kissed someone before?’

although that last part was meant to be a dig, it sounded more like a genuine question

yamaguchi peered over his shoulder to join the conversation, ‘is that true, hinata?’

hinata stood frozen for a little while longer before releasing a heavy sigh, ‘yes. but please don’t tell anyone else.’

‘why not?’ tsukishima pried.

‘none of your business, stinkyshima!’

that nickname was what prompted tsukishima to stroll out of the changing the room and disguise ‘hinata has a girlfriend’ behind a cough in front of the whole team

‘you said you weren’t going to tell anyone!’ hinata yelled, slightly red from the fact everyone was now staring at him - including coach ukai, takeda, kiyoko & yachi

‘what? it was just a cough.’ tsukishima snickered but promptly received an elbow to the stomach from yamaguchi

daichi rubbed hinata’s back while reassuring him that he didn’t have to tell them anything he didn’t want to but meanwhile, hinata’s eyes were fixated on nishinoya

‘i- i do have a girlfriend.’ he stuttered, figuring that he wasn’t going to be able to hide it forever — plus, he felt foolish for not trusting you to begin with. ‘her name is (l/n).’

yachi choked on her water, ‘she sits next to me in class!’

ngl yachi probably had a lil’ crush on you at some point but these are just headcanons, not a full blown fic so i cba to write a love triangle

‘cool’ hinata murmured in response before continuing, ‘she said that she will come see me after practise today so i guess you’ll see her then.’

by now, most people were shooting hinata comforting smiles and muttering their congratulations but those were all drowned out by nishinoya and tanaka’s loud offers

‘wow, hinata. you really got a chick before your senpais. i’m not sure whether to be proud or jealous!’ tanaka said, wiping an invisible tear from his eye

‘proud, ryū! we clearly did a good job in teaching him how to make advances on the ladies.’ nishinoya cheered before turning to grab hinata’s shoulders and pull him close, ‘now, hinata, if you ever need advice remember that you can come to us! we’re kinda professionals when it comes to relationships and stuff!’

hinata nodded rapidly, his lips slowly curling into a smile as he wondered; what was i so worried about? of course (y/n) would never cheat on me and noya would never make moves on my girlfriend

when you arrived, you were rather confused when hinata greeted you with his usual vigour rather than his hasty, rushed greetings for when you met him after practise

also, you were perplexed as to why many peeping eyes were staring at the pair of you from the gym door as he peppered your face with kisses - and why was one of them Yachi?

‘uuh, shō, are those your teammates?’ you inquired, gesturing to the peepers behind y’all

hinata peered over his shoulder and chuckled at how ‘discreet’ they were being,’uh- yeah.’

suddenly, yachi and sugawara popped out from behind the walls, ‘hello, (l/n)!’ they both yelled in unison

you smiled, looking at them and realising this was probably the first time you’ve ever been acknowledged by his teammates

‘hi, yachi and--’

hinata hastily whispered in your ear, ‘sugawara.’

‘sugawara!’

hinata finally got to introduce you to all his teammates and he was so hyped

he had a foolishly wide grin on his face the whole time

he’s just so happy that the person he loves can finally meet the people who help him do what he loves

Tōru Oikawa

y’all kept the relationship secret bc you didn’t want to get nasty glares from oikawa’s fangirls and he didn’t want to get teased by iwa so it was a win/win

although you had to be cautious when showing PDA, it didn’t mean y’all didn’t do it at all

there was just something about knowing that what you were doing was risky, which made you want to do it even more

so sometimes y’all would do that thing where you arrange certain times to ask for the bathroom during class so you could see each other in the corridor

and since it was during class, there was virtually nobody else in the hallway

so y’all would literally just go for it

kissing as if you had never experienced human affection before

but since you both were so into it, you’d never notice kyōtani walk by, on his way back from the principal’s office

he’d even let out a low scoff every time

but you were both just so in the moment that you’d never even notice

word spreads fast in the seijoh boys’ volleyball club, though

but slightly slower when it starts with kyōtani

like what reason does he have to tell anybody about what he saw? he doesn’t want to relive those events

but during a bitching session with yahaba, he spilled about oikawa and you since the captain had been working them extra hard lately, as if he was the coach tsk

so ofc the gossip spread across multiple bitching session from yahaba, to kunimi, to kindaichi, to watari, to hanamaki then finally to matsukawa

(iwaizumi didn’t get to know bc firstly he didn’t join in with bitching sessions and secondly, everyone knew that iwa would just immediately tell oikawa and that would ruin all the fun)

it got to the point where almost everyone on the team knew about you and oikawa so whenever he would walk into practise, a chorus of low giggles and whispers would spread across the gym

this had been going on for about a month now and at first, oikawa was too self-indulged to notice

but after a bit longer, he kinda noticed and brought it up to iwaizumi

‘hey, why does everyone start acting weird whenever i walk into the room?’

iwaizumi rolled his eyes, shoving a ball against oikawa’s chest, ‘what? no, they don’t; stop being so paranoid. now, throw me some sets.’

that was enough reassurance for oikawa to ignore it for a while but then hanamaki accidentally made one of the jokes a bit too loud

oikawa fell face first into the gym floor after tripping over his lace and the whole gym seemed to erupt into laughter

‘hah!’ matsukawa wheezed, ‘stop kissin’ the ground, tōru!’

‘mwah, mwah!’ yahaba teased

hanamaki suddenly chimed in, ‘yeah, save that shit for (y/n)!--’

silence spread like a plague across the whole gym room

it was only broken when iwaizumi let out a clueless, ‘huh?’

oikawa quickly scurried onto his feet, ‘how do you know about (y/n)?’

hanamaki chuckled awkwardly as he looked left to right for help but was just met by blank stares, ‘uh- she’s- erm, in my homeroom class.’

obviously, oikawa didn’t buy it

‘who told you about me and (y/n)?’ he inquired in a sinister tone of voice, his glare seeming anything but kind

‘watari!’ he yelled accusingly, pointing his index finger at the poor libero

after all eyes shifted onto him, watari wasted no time in redirecting everyone’s attention onto kindaichi, ‘it was turnip-head who told me!’

‘well, it was kunimi that told me!’ kindaichi shouted with no hesitation

kumini crossed his arms over his chest, ‘yahaba told me.’

yahaba’s eyes widened at the sudden accusation before turning to oikawa and defending himself, ‘mad dog was the one that saw you and (y/n) kissing in the hallway!’

mad dog glared at the pinch server, then turned to oikawa and shrugged

oikawa was livid DIUVBEVILS

‘YOU ALL KNEW ABOUT ME AND (Y/N) BUT DIDN’T TELL ME?! HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN GOSSIPING ABOUT US FOR?!’

yahaba took it upon himself to reply, ‘mad dog only told me about a month ago-’

‘THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A WHOLE MONTH?!’

faint hums of ‘yeah’ and ‘uhuh’ were heard across the gym hall

‘wait-’ iwaizumi cocked his head to the side, ‘are you dating (y/n)?’

this inquiry was only met by blank stares as oikawa pinched his temple, wondering what he should do now

‘why did you try to hide your relationship for so long?’ kindaichi asked before kunimi added, ‘yeah, can we finally meet her?’

matsukawa rolled his eyes, ‘she literally goes to our school; meet her in the hallway or something.’

oikawa shook his head, quickly shutting down matsukawa’s idea, ‘i’ll ask her to come over after practise today but be on your best behaviour.’ he sung, quickly grabbing a ball and going back to practising receives

everyone was rather shocked at how fast the captains’ demeanour changed

while you were at your own club, you got a message from oikawa asking if you wanted to meet his team

you had already met most of them outside of volleyball but you figured now was perhaps a good time to introduce yourself as oikawa’s gf to rub it in /j

before you arrived, oikawa made it explicitly clear that they weren’t to tell anybody about the relationship or else oikawa’s fangirls would come for you

they all agreed and patiently waited for you to arrive

honestly, iwaizumi was probably the only one with pure intentions when it came to finally meeting you — as he simply wanted to see the girl who has oikawa’s heart

the rest of them of the other hand 🙄

matsukawa and hanamaki planned to have a competition to see who could seduce you first

watari, kindaichi and kunimi wanted to just tease oikawa in front you

and yahaba was going to try get you to tell him all the gossip about oikawa 😈

(kyōtani left early)

so needless to say you were hardly charmed when you formally met the bunch of boys oikawa spends his time with

‘so are you free tonight orrr?’ hanamaki questioned, promptly getting a slap to the back of the head from both oikawa and matsukawa

‘makki, a lady like her shouldn’t be spoken to like that,’ matsukawa pushed his friend aside, ‘watch this: hey, sweetie. what is a gal--’

matsukawa got the same treatment as makki except this time it was kindaichi pushing him away, ‘so how much is oikawa paying you to play his girlfriend?’

you couldn’t help but giggle, especially as you could see oikawa from over his shoulder, shooting him the deadliest glare

kunimi poked his head around kindaichi arm to look at you, ‘i’m guessing ¥3000 an hour.’

‘(y/n) is worth way more than ¥3000 an hour!’ oikawa yelled from behind the crowd of boys surrounding you

yahaba hurried forward, slipped his arm around your waist and escorting you a few paces away from the others to whisper in your ear, ‘does oikawa have any embarrassing childhood pictures?’

you snickered, leaning in and whispering back, ‘yeah, i’ll send them to you on instagram.’

ok. although they weren’t the most charming- they were definitely a fun bunch lol

Kōtarō Bokuto

a secret relationship w/ bokuto has hardly a secret lol

plus, the ‘secret’ part is only gonna last MAX a month ✋

he tries to ‘act natural’ around his teammates but it’s a bit- too natural

he’ll come back from a make-out session with you, lipstick smeared across his face and just be like ‘hey y’all! ✌ good vibes today’

or when he’d take off his shirt to reveal the scratch marks on his back, that he wasn’t even aware of

or the hickeys that he wouldn’t even bother try to hide

so the whole team were aware that bokuto had a partner- they just weren’t sure who it was

but they didn’t really mention anything to bokuto bc they srsly didn’t care which left bokuto under the impression that he was sneaky as hell

akaashi was kinda upset that bokuto didn’t tell him about you tho but he kept that to himself

everyone was silently curious as to who bokuto was dating but none of them actually spoke up about it

until one day, konoha was chatting to komi, thinking they weren’t being listened to since bokuto seemed preoccupied with practising spikes, ‘psst, komi. i saw bokuto walk home with (y/n) the other day, i think she might be the one he’s da--’

but bokuto develops super-hearing when you’re involved

he was now looming over komi and konoha in what felt like a blink of an eye, ‘what did you say about (y/n)?’ he asked in a rather gruff voice

both boys were taken back by their captain’s sudden change in mood but komi managaed to stutter out, ‘oh- konoha just saw you walking home with her the other day; you both make a very cute couple.’

all sense of menace or threat was washed out of bokuto’s tone as his lips formed a bright smile, ‘awww, thanks! we do-- wait!’

bokuto cut himself off and the boys started snickering, ‘so it’s (y/n) that you’re dating.’ komi stated the obvious, this time loud enough for the whole gym to hear.

bokuto couldn’t help but face-palm, his sweaty hands making a loud, wet slapping noise against his skin. ‘ugh! i wasn’t supposed to tell you that.’ he grumbled, eyeing everyone in the gym that was sending him astonished looks

after a while of sulking in his emo-mode..with help from akaashi, bokuto finally tried to see the positives in the situation

‘well, maybe today she can finally meet you all.’ bokuto murmured, eyes full of hope which could hardly be seen passed the strands of his deflated hair that hung in front of his face

‘sure.’ akaashi shrugged, seeing nothing wrong with this idea

there was a lot of things wrong, though

firstly, you were at your own club which finished ten minutes after practise ended, which means bokuto had to use his puppy-eyes on everyone on the team to convince them into staying for ten minutes extra

secondly, bokuto was so hyped that you were finally meeting his teammates, an introduction for each person took like 5 minutes

bokuto inhaled sharply to catch his breath from the last introduction he just did, ‘ok next, this is washio, he’s one of our middle blockers bc he is so damn tall - say hi, washio. his eyebrows might make you think that he is a meanie or something — that’s what i thought at first — but he’s really not. he offered me some of his lunch after i forgot to bring money that day so he’s definitely a good egg. he’s also a really good blocker and he has similar hair to me so i think that’s why he’s so good. also, he’s really good at making tea.’

ok now imagine that but for every. single. member.

he also gives you an extra ass intro too lol

‘(y/n), this is onaga. onaga this is my beautiful, stunning, flawless girlfriend (y/n) — she’s the sweetest person ever and she give the sweetest kisses on the face of this earth.’

please don’t be embarrassed he just loves you so much

#haikyu x reader #hinata x reader #oikawa toru x reader #bokuto x reader #hinata x you #hinata fluff #hinata x y/n #oikawa imagine #oikawa scenarios #bokuto fluff #bokuto x y/n #bokuto x you #oikawa x reader #oikawa x y/n #haikyuu!!#haikyū!!#hinata hcs #oikawa hcs #bokuto hcs

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thatsuhboldchoice · 3 years

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okay here goes antony and cleopatra!! i've never seen it! it's 3 hours long! wish me luck!!

okay i'm not going to have as much to say because i forgot i actually have to focus if i want to follow the story

literally all i know about this play is that there's a woman named cleopatra and a man named marc antony and they die

but i'm already in love with okonedo cleopatra and her ladies

"i did not send you" amazing

she's being so petty but also i love her and am enchanted and would die for her

this set is leaving my jaw on the floor every time we change locations

ohhhh changing the gender of aggripa and giving her a relationship with enobarbus is fascinating bc we now have a sliiiight foil for cleopatra among the romans

"this hand here that kings have lipped and trembled kissing" the way she says this even when drunk...the power she has

the sheer unpredictability of cleopatra i am absolutely entranced and enamored and i want sophie to step on me

i literally gasped when the entire half of the stage sunk into the floor

okay my mouth is literally hanging open from pompey's ship/submarine just surfacing???

"what manner of thing is the crocodile?" "it is shaped, sir, like itself"

i'm wheezing we can all go home we've won shakespeare

hell yeah party submarine

wow a whole act before a reunion!

there's intermission with fun facts!

the line that's tread here where antony is clearly out of control and yet at no point is cleopatra made into a victim or at his mercy? like the agency she has?? it's just so honest and layered and interesting between them???

oh wow fortunes have turned very quickly here

antony is so rash and emotional which i should know from julius caesar that's like a defining trait of his

but i was truly not prepared for how chaotic and unpredictable both he and cleopatra are

holy shit this green gown also this is the first time we've seen her in a dark color

the audience gasped so hard when eros stabbed himself

like definitely the loudest reaction we've heard yet from them

"oh, not dead" audience roars with laughter

(it's always interesting how in tense, high stakes moments if audiences get something to laugh at they'll take it because they want an opportunity to release the tension--like the biggest laughs will come in middle of the most serious scenes?)

cleopatra on top of the monument does things to me

when she's clutching her women to her after antony's death

okay but when octavia walked through the door i gasped

and then when agrippa came through the door too i nearly lost it

there's something about the soothsayer coming in too and the fact all the women with their separate stories end up here

god saying goodbye to iras and charmian hurts a lot

oh that's a real snake

sophie owns the final half hour of this play i mean she owns the whole play but once antony is gone it's hers for the taking

okay so definitely a long haul and i did not expect to watch it all tonight but ngl i was captivated

i can see why it's not done a ton because it truly is an Epic

like to do it justice it feels like it needs all the composite parts and for them to be thoughtfully executed--the different political entities were very clear cut so i wasn't just twiddling my thumbs waiting for cleopatra to come back on stage

and i'm sure that there are smart cuts that can be made but so much of it is needed because intertwining the personal and the political is what shakespeare does so well

and with that good night

#this was such a Good #antony and cleopatra are so both SO chaotic #so

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stardustintheabyss · 4 years

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Headcanon kuroo x nekoma fem!manager reader

Kuroo thinks he's smooth. That is until you catch his eye

Warnings: swearing, pining?, kuroo being kuroo but in awkward

• We all know Kuroo is a relentless flirt/tease and is really fucking good at it. He won't lead someone on though. We stan a respectful and responsible king when it comes to the matters of the heart.

• That is until this boy catches the fEeLiNgS. BOOM he shy bb now. He still tries to flirt but comes off awkward af.

• So when y'all are at the summer training camp, seeing how sweet and tentative you are to everyone. He realized he caught the fEeLiNgS. And boy he was just like -oop imma simp now😍

• You stay at the practice after practice to help the guys(do they ever stop). Your a night owl and what else is there to do and you are a good manager dammit. Got nothing to do w/your crush on the nekoma captian ok? K.

• So there you are throwing balls for kenma to set and poor bb kuroo thinks he gonna be all flirty and compliment you. hahaha no

• He tried. He really did.

• "Y/n, you handle balls pretty well." Yeah he heard it. He cringed, you cringed, everyone cringed.

• F

• The ball literally hit Bokuto in the side of the head. Hey hey h-wat

• Kenma is just whatever. This boy KNOWS what's been going on.

• Tsukishima lips twitch trying to hold in a smirk

• Akaashi just face palms

• You being the sweet queen you are, "Um, thanks?" Everyone but oblivious kuroo notices the blush dusting your cheeks. 👀😳

• Practice resumes, slightly awkward

• After saying night to the guys you left and kuroos torment began. Well from Bokuto. Boy has zero chill.

• "YOU LIKE Y/N! My dude that was...somethin." hes wheezing.

• "What! No. Shut up! I hate it here."

• "Broski, the more you like a girl the awkwarder you are with your flirting and that was *makes crashing noises*" He is more perceptive than people give him credit for.

• Ever the dramatic, he slings his arm over his face. "I'm so fucked."

• Over the next couple days you notice kuroo has been avoiding you as much a captain/manager relationship can be avoided.

• Honestly ngl you miss his teasing and flirtatious ways

• So who better to ask what's up with him than his besties

• Kenma being a good friend comes up w a plausible excuse

• Bokuto? Ahaha can't keep a secret to save his life the little shit, here's the tea sis.

• "Wait, he likes me too? I-I mean what?" Nice save

• Kenma goes back to playing his game. He knows all this. Boy has spiderman level senses.

• Bokuto"You like him too?" Ok mayhaps not that perceptive

• This is your chance to get back at all the teasing and flirting. This is your turn to fluster him for once, the King of Flirt, Master of Tease.

• "I have an...idea." You say with a mischievous glint in your eyes and a sly grin

• Messing w/ kuroo? Bokuto is here for it.

• Next day kuroos sitting on the bench after a practice game drinking some water. Chilling with Bokuto.

• "Hey Kuroo, I see you Volleyball guys have a lot of stamina, do you need help testing yours?" You say innocently enough. 😈 hellooo Queen of Flirt, Mistress of Tease.

• Poor boy chokes on his water

• Bokutos tryin reeeaal hard to keep it together. He does. Barely.

• You pat his back until he quits coughing"Kuroo babe, I can't let you die on me before we go on a date."

• With a wink you leave this guy a sputtering blushy mess. "Um what just happened?"

• Bokutos just "idk what your talking about???"

• Your flirting gets a little ahem dirtier forward at the night practice

• At this point everyone knows what's going on. In fact they encourage you, they think it's about time he gets a little payback. Some even give you ideas

• Kuroo hits a serve with a nice thwack

• "Damn kuroo, I have something else that hand can smack." Your not even lying.

• You broke him. Whoops

• Everyone continues as if nothing happened. They all dying of laughter inside tho

• Your mans is still malfunctioning and promptly takes bokutos serve to his face

• You run over to him. Teasing forgotten. Gently brushing your fingers over the giant red mark on his face. "Are you okay?"

• y/n is toUCHING MY FACE. SO CLOSE, SHE SMELLS LIKE Y/F/S Bb is freaking OUT

• All he can manage is a nod

• You decide hes okay enough for some teasing "I could kiss it to make it feel better, yeah?"

• Even Bokuto is like damn gurl. Can you give this man a sec for his brain to recover from that last come on?

• What comes out of kuroos mouth next shocks all of you

• He breathes out a yes. Took all this mans courage to do so 😭

• You were hoping for that. Time for the shock and awe.

• You stand on your toes, hands on his shoulders. You move towards his cheek. At the last second you move one hand to the back of his neck twisting your fingers in his hair and press your lips to his.

• The moment your lips touched this boy got his mojo back. He grips your waist and pulls you closer, swiping his tongue across your lips asking for an invitation to a deeper kiss

• You give it to him. This boy can kiss. Your heart is pounding, stomach doing flips. Fireworks dance across your body. The world faded away. There was only you and him.

• That is until you hear overwhelming cheers from Bokuto. Way to ruin the moment thanks bro

• Kenma rolls his eyes. About damn time.

• Akaashi *proud dad noises*

• Tsukishima could not care less tbh

• Kuroo pulls back and rests his forehead on yours. "I could've saved face if I knew taking a ball to it was all it took, I would have made it happen a while ago."

• You cheekily smile up at him, "Naw, your too good at handling balls."

• "You wound me. I'm never gonna live that down am I?"

• You peck him on the lips. "Never"

• You two flirt/tease all the goddamn time now(can you two eve hold a normal/serious convo?)trying to see who can fluster who the most. The guys root for you ofc Kuroo: wth. I'm your captain?? Everyone: that is exactly why. Plus we love y/n more. Kuroo: that hurted

• The entire team finds it disgusting adorable.

#haikyuu!!#kuroo #kuroo tetsurou #kuroo x reader #nekoma #kenma #bokuto #akaashi #tsukishima #from King of Flirt #Master of Tease #to shy awkward simp bb #haikyuu headcanons #my tiny blog thoughts

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more-fandoms-than-braincells · 4 years

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I wrote this based off this post by @incorrectspnforfun

sorry this kinda sucks ngl

I apologize in advance for the mistakes i wrote this in the notes app at one in the morning

A typical Friday night at the bunker usually called for some sort of movie, whether that be Star Trek or Lord of the Rings (Cas always agreed with Dean’s suggestions, much to Sam’s displeasure), and a few beers to “take the edge off” as Dean put it.

Halfway through The Princess Bride (Cas’s choice), Sam rolled his eyes, sighed, and mentioned something about giving him half an hour to find something more entertaining than this.

“C’mon Sam it’s a classic!” Dean protested, “Cas back me up here!”

“Sure Dean,” Castiel murmured lazily, not taking his eyes off the screen. He was doing the little head tilt thing Dean loved. Not that Dean would ever admit that out loud.

Dean put his feet up on Sam’s spot and put his head on Cas’s shoulder. Cas smiled and leaned sideways onto his friend.

Cas and Dean were over halfway through the movie when Sam came back carrying a thin white box in his hands. He saw the pair snuggled up on the couch and sighed.

He faked a cough and waited for a reaction.

Neither one of them turned around, still leaning on each other and watching Inigo Montoya pledge to kill his father’s murderer.

Sam walked over, grabbed the remote, and pressed pause.

“Hey! We were watching that!” Dean objected.

Sam gave his brother his best bitchface and turned the television all the way off right before putting the remote on the tv stand.

Cas realized how close he was to his friend and stood up a little too quickly. Dean furrowed his eyebrows but said nothing, wondering if he did something wrong. Sam rolled his eyes again.

Noticing the silence, Sam held up the box and said, “I got Twister if you lovebirds want to play. Figured it would be more entertaining than the movie.”

“Sam, Dean and I are not birds nor a couple,” Cas told him.

“You have no appreciation for the classics, Sammy,” Dean sighed. He stood up though, so Sam counted that as a win.

“How do we play, Sam?” Castiel asked.

Sam opened the box and handed Cas the rules and instructions packet while he gestured for Dean to help him unfold the mat. Once they got the mat set out and somewhat straight, Sam took the spinner and announced he would call out the directions first.

He then proceeded to point at their feet and say, “Shoes off. They’ll ruin the mat.” Both of them bent down and removed their shoes with only the minimum amount of complaining, mostly from Dean.

“Okay. Ummm. Let’s start. So Cas, stand on that side, and um, Dean stand on that side,” Sam directed.

Dean’s eyes met Castiel’s steady gaze, then both of them quickly looked away and blushed.

Sam apparently didn’t notice the tension, because he took a deep breath and called out, “Dean, left foot green.”

After plenty more turns, it was getting harder to keep up off the ground.

“Hey Sammy, I think it’s about time to switch the caller don’t you think?” Dean uttered.

“That’s not how the game works, dumbass. I keep calling until one of you falls,” Sam grinned.

“Lovely,” Dean grunted.

The two friends were getting closer and closer together, and it was getting harder and harder to keep from touching each other.

“Personal space, Dean,” Castiel through a smile.

“So you do understand sarcasm,” Dean teased.

Sam snorted and called out, “Cas, right hand red.” Castiel looked at his hands and feet for a second, rotated his left hand, and flipped over to get his hand on red. Right on top of Dean. Meanwhile, Sam was covering his mouth to try and stifle his laughter.

Dean groaned. “You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you.”

Sam wasn’t even trying to hide his laughter at this point. “Dude I stopped spinning fifteen turns ago. I can’t believe it took you this long to figure it out.”

Dean glared and tried to slide out from under Cas, but he knocked into his leg, causing the angel to fall right on top of him. Sam was full on wheezing with laughter and he ran to grab his phone before the two could untangle themselves.

Dean and Cas were trying to get up off the mat then Cas threw his head back and laughed.

“What’s so funny Cassie?” Dean chuckled, “Are you ticklish?”

Cas frowned, and simply said, “I am nothing of the sort. You just look funny when you’re frustrated,” Cas blushed, “In a cute sort-a-way, I mean.”

Both of them were red up to their ears when Dean jumped up. “Uhhh. Thanks I guess. You too.”

“Can you please help me up?” Castiel asked.

“As you wish,” Dean smiled. He offered a hand and helped pull Cas up off the ground. Dean could have sworn he felt a spark travel up his arm. Not a painful one. Just a soft spark to start a soft flame.

Cas felt his grace react to Dean’s touch. Nothing big, like the lights blowing out, but a flicker of a lightbulb turning on. Something new and bright. The angel brushed it off though, because if Dean felt it, he didn’t show it.

“So you were paying attention to the movie,” Cas teased. They were barely inches apart, but the tension in the air ran for miles.

Dean rocked back and forth on his feet. “Yup,” he said, popping the p, “You know me.”

Cas didn’t know what to do, and he wasn’t really thinking at this point, so he did the first thing he wanted to. He leaned in and kissed Dean.

It was only a little peck on the lips, barely enough to rival two middle schoolers feeling rebellious. A kiss that would make it feel like the feeling would last for forever. Like they already knew what love was. Life was perfect behind the swingset for two kids, but for an angel and The Righteous Man, the world was perfect in that one little moment. A small little peck on the lips that made Dean fall in love all over again.

“So-sorry. I wasn’t thinking,” Cas mumbled, averting his eyes. Before Dean knew what he was doing he kissed Cas.

Castiel, the angel he had been in love with since what felt like forever. Castiel, the angel who had fallen for him, in more ways than one. The angel who had died for him. The angel he would die for. The angel he would kill for. The angel, he decided, he would live for.

At that moment the world stopped. Fuck the world anyway. What could it offer when all it does it take? But that moment wasn’t about the world or what they could get from it. It was about the two of them finding out the love they could give each other. Not to the world. Each other. It was about broken pieces finally sliding into place. And it was so fucking beautiful.

This time it wasn’t a quick 15-year-olds-spinning-the-bottle type of kiss. It was a real kiss, gentle, and sweet, and oh-so-fucking-perfect. Dean pulled away and shook his head. “Is-is this okay?” he blurted out.

“Dean?” He paused, “Could you do that again?” Cas asked.

“As you wish,” He said, and leaned in for another kiss.

When Sam finally found his phone (he left it in the car) and came back into the room, he took one look at them making out in the corner and whispered to himself, “Fucking finally.”

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itstittycitybaby · 4 years

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May Death do Us Part (Benrey/Gordon Freeman)

A/N: ahaha im a bit nervous to post this one ngl but fuck it might as well give it a shot. if you haven’t seen hlvrai please do it’s so good and so fucking funny. Thank you @kryogie for helping me with this fic! I really appreciate it bro.

Warnings:angst,suicidal thoughts,suicide attempt,hurt/comfort,dissociation.

Benrey couldn’t die. Anyone else would be ecstatic to know that they could out run the hounds of death. Gordon’s apartment was dark that night. He’d mention earlier that morning picking up another shift, so he’d be home later. The silence was deafening as Benrey stared at the bright T.V. screen. His thoughts felt like he was dragging through quick sand and his brain lagged. “not pog. cringeworthy moments right here,” Benrey murmured to himself as a CPU beat his ass on Smash. Sonic, the one Benrey mains, looked glum as he clapped for Bowser. It was suffocating; the silence and the distant but also bright colours of the T.V. The switch hummed faintly but Benrey had trouble focusing on it.

He hated the quiet. Whenever it was quiet the guilt came rushing back. The memories of Black Mesa were fuzzy but Benrey couldn’t forget what he had done. His hand laid there on the cold cement ground as Gordon cried out in pain in the dark. His form being dragged by three soldiers as they left him to die. Benrey could faintly see the blood as Tommy started to cry.

“N-no! What are they d-doing to Mr. Freeman?”

Benrey choked on his breath; his chest felt tight and his throat contracted harshly. The whispers of the dark swirled around him and laid on his trembling form thickly. The T.V. that sat on its stand became blurry and Benrey felt as if he were sinking.

He couldn’t move. The soldiers around them paid him no mind. They laughed and carried on like nothing had happened. After all, Benrey’s job was done righ? This is what he had wanted?

“calm down,” Benrey told himself. “this..this is baby behaviour...we’re supposed to be..epic gamer....” Gordon had moved on from Black Mesa. Or so he told himself anyway. His arm was back, something Tommy’s dad had fixed. Even with his hand being back, Benrey could see the underlying anxiety Gordon had. He could see it in the way Gordon fidgeted and jumped at every loud noise. He couldn’t blame him at all. This was all his fault. He had always enjoyed making Gordon irritated. It was funny and entertaining but he had taken it too far.

Benrey knew he didn’t deserve Gordon’s kindness. He didn’t have to let Benrey in his apartment as the rain poured that night. Gordon was anxious and still held some malice towards him, but Benrey could see his big brown eyes soften with concern as he saw the blood seeping through his security shirt. Gordon was insistent on tending his wounds even though he knew Benrey couldn’t die. Something Benrey still couldn’t wrap his head around to this day.

How long had it been? Hours? Minutes? Benrey couldn’t tell but the thoughts were getting louder and louder as he sat there on the couch. He had to do something. His limbs didn’t feel like moving but he wiggled them as a test. They felt sluggish and heavy but Benrey eventually got a leg off the couch. He deserved this didn’t he? He deserved the pain and despair of the aftermath. It’s what he caused after all. So why was it so hard to move on?

“wasn’t suppos’ to be..like this,” Benrey mumbled one night as the both of them sat in front of the T.V. Some stupid rom com played. Pretty and Pink, was it? Gordon didn’t say anything but his brows furrowed. “What?” Benrey huffed. “can’t hear me feetman?..gordon freeman??more like.. gordon deafman haha...can’t even hear his bro talking to him..” Gordon rolled his eyes and sighed. “Can you ever talk seriously?” “yea...I tried but deafman couldn’t hear me....” Gordon just snorted, picking up the bowl of popcorn from the coffee table. “Whatever man just watch the movie.” Benrey could see a small smile on Gordon’s plush lips. It made his heart flutter.

The balcony felt cold underneath Benrey’s feet. Gordon’s apartment was high enough that he’d smack on the concrete and die from the impact. Sure, he’d resurrect again, but it helped with the pain. All the emotions swirled around him and bit at his gut. It was an endless torture of not being able to be at peace. People saw the ability of never being able to die a blessing. Hell, they would kill for it. Benrey saw it as a curse. It was perfect for him and the thought made him laugh hollowly. It was raining again and the air nipped at his toes and fingers. The wind made his skin numb from the cold. He laughed at the clicheness of it all. Like some damn cheesy RPG game where the main character hit his low. The sky wept with Benrey’s misery.

Benrey’s fists clenched tightly on the balcony. The metal railing was cold to the touch and the water made it a bit slippery. The laughter wheezed out of his chest. Was he crying? His tears felt hot;His arms felt slackish and unbearably slow.”c-could end everything r-right now....little feetman wouldn’t have to...p-put up with me anymore...i’ll just respawn like a gamer and...keep d-doing it....” Maybe one day he’d disappear. Maybe he’d actually stay dead. Benrey cackled at the thought. It was wishful thinking, he knew it. Yet, he couldn’t help but think of the science team. What if he actually stayed dead? Tommy would cry and wail like a good friend. He cared about Benrey even after all the shit he put them through. Dr. Coomer might be a little sad but would be back in no time. Bubby..well Bubby was and always will be a wild card. Benrey’s heart lurched when he thought about Gordon. The science team never worried too much when Benrey died but this was different entirely. Benrey wanted to die. Would they even care? Gray orbs left his mouth as he remincised over what he had done. He had fucked up and couldn’t forgive himself. How could he when he had hurt the man he liked.

Gripping the railing for support, Benrey balanced himself onto it. Carefully, he stood up on it. His stomach lurched with anxiety as he looked down. Cars honked and people walked among the sidewalks blissfully unaware. Benrey couldn’t help but think about if his head smacked onto the pavement. How traumatized innocent bystanders would be and if they would tried to help. Was it wrong that he couldn’t find himself to care?

“Benrey!” He jumped in surprise, causing him to teeter on the railing. His arms waved and so did his fingers for balance. A hand grabbed him by the back of his shirt and yanked him onto the balcony floor. Benrey let out a hiss as his back made contact with its cement floor. He cursed once he realized who prevented him from jumping off the balcony and ending his misery for a short awhile. “W-what the fuck man?!” Gordon Freeman hovered over Benrey. His glasses were speckled from the rain and his hair that was pulled up was starting to get damp. His brown eyes were wide and..was he crying? The waves of guilt that were already washing Benrey away were now crashing to the surface. This wasn’t supposed to happen.

He looked so afraid and hurt. Benrey averted his gaze. “L-let’s get you inside,” Gordon said, mostly to himself. He was trying to reassure himself, Benrey noticed, as he helped him up. Gordon’s hand wrapped tightly around his as he lead him back into his apartment. God, Benrey felt so damn guilty. He just wanted to die for a bit and be nothing. It only lasted for a couple hours before he came back but the seemingly never ending darkness called to him. It called for him to come home. Benrey could barely register a fluffly towel being wrapped around his quivering frame. His clothing clung to his skin in a gross way and he felt cold and warm at the same time. There were groceries and a pack of Moutain Dew on the kitchen isalnd. Benrey’s favorite.

Gordon ran a hand through his hair. A nervous tick he had which didn’t help Benrey’s guilt at all. “’m...s-sorry,” Benrey choked out. “weren’t suppose...to see that.” Gordon’s head shot up. His brown eyes wavered as he looked into Benrey’s seemingly cold black ones. “No man don’t a-apologize. I-If I had known...” Gordon trailed off. Benrey shook his head. “n-not just for that feetman...for everything..” His lip quivered and he dropped Gordon’s gaze. Finally, he had said what he’d been keeping in for so long. “Is that why you tried t-to..do that?” Gordon gestured to the balcony. Benrey nodded. Gordon let out a shaky sigh. “L-look man.. I’ve already forgiven you. I care about you and...I worry about you Benrey..I l-lo-” Benrey’s eyes widened. Gordon’s cheeks heated up and he swallowed thickly. “..wha?..” “U-um,” Gordon stuttered, eyes averting anything close to Benrey. “U-uh..fuck it man! I like you alright? I-I.. love you after all these months! I was gonna tell you but... I-I didn’t think you’d feel the same.. Now of all times isn’t g-good to tell you either.” Benrey stood there stunned.

Gordon swallowed nervously as he waited silently. Benrey’s silence and his stare didn’t help Gordon in the slightest. “L-look man if you don’t feel that way it’s fine. I’m more concerned about you though...I-I have a friend who’s a therapist! S-she’s great and she-” Gordon got caught off by soft lips against his own. His eyes widened but when Benrey clutched tightly into his shirt, he kissed back.

Gordon cracked a smile once they pulled away. “I-I don’t wanna pressure you into anything while in this state...so I-I understand if you don’t wanna g-get into anything-” Benrey cut Gordon off with another kiss. They were a bit cold and damp from standing in the rain. “y-you’re my gamer boyfriend now feetman..” Gordon barked a laugh as he pulled away. “I still want you to get help though okay? I want to help you through this.” Benrey nodded, “i-i’ll try bro....i’ll try.” Satisfied, Gordon beckoned to the couch. “Wanna play some video games or something?” Benrey nodded, already shuffling to the couch.

After Gordon put the groceries away and grabbed Benrey a can of Moutain Dew and his so called “gamer snacks”, he joined him on the couch. “Can I,” Gordon asked, hovering his arm over Benrey’s shoulders. He nodded and as soon as Gordon wrapped his arm around him, Benrey nestled into his side. They both smiled as they basked in each other’s presence and played Heavenly Sword. Tomorrow will be a better day.

#hlvrai #half life but the ai are self aware #gordon freeman #benrey #angst #fan fiction #fanfic #hurt/comfort

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dreamsafterhours · 4 years

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college boyfriend!markhyuk au series: II (donghyuk’s pathway)

a universe in which roommates!markhyuk meet each other's s/o in class

markhyuk are roommates, my/n and dy/n are roommates, mark and dy/n take classes together and so do donghyuk and my/n — how will their fates intertwine?

genre: fluff pairings: platonic!mark+dy/n format: dotpoint AU universe: non idol, college best friend warning: a lil swearing (best get used to it lol)

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II: relationship consolidation.. it’s platonic i swear

the fellowship continues (mark + dy/n)

so the month that follows your first meeting

is full of

a mixture of crackheadedness and tortured artist vibes

a lot of it is sending lit memes and other shit to each other at 2am when u have an 8am the next morning and yelling at each other for keeping u up so late but then laughing again at whatever the ridiculous punchline was

“to quote shakespeare’s hamlet, act v, scene ii, line 270: no”

/deep inhale/ /unhinged laughter/

that’s your inside joke for a whole two weeks mark couldn’t get the numbers right the first few times uwu poor confused thing but he got it after a while so good on him

in the second class after the first day, you try your best to find in him the crowd of people lining up to go into the lecture theatre but you can’t and it’s almost time to go in and—

oop you’re getting swept by the current of the masses

you still try to look for him even then

and luckily your attempts pay off !bc you do see him further up the stairs

,, but he’s

,.talking to another person, sitting in a seat on the end of the row

slightly disappointed that you can’t sit together and get to know him better and hopefully become friends but !! still optimistic that you’ll just make new friends

you file into an empty seat near his row a little further down the stairs from where he was sitting

you take out your materials and start to go over your notes from the day before when

someone plops himself down on the seat next to you

you look up and before you can smile in greeting, you recognise

it’s mark!!

he says “heyyy” in that rlly soft voice idk if you’ve seen the vid of him going ʰᶦ but that’s the voice he uses here

and you’re like “oh hi! wait i thought i saw you sitting over there” pointing behind u

and he’s like “oh i just met a friend and i was saving his girlfriend’s seat haha.. she just arrived so they kicked me out and i saw u and !!yeah”

and u nod at him like “nice nice i thought you ditched me” jokingly ofc

“no no i was actually trying to find you but.. you’re too short”

“i’m what”

/whispers/ “i’m sorry omg don’t kill me pls”

/stands up straighter to assert dominance/ “say that again, marcus. say that again”

ajsagdfo cuties

“ok then should we meet somewhere before the lectures”

so you decide on the benches outside the building as Your Spot™

the lecture’s just an introduction to the first text in the syllabus bc . second class

and so there’s quite a bit of note taking,, naturally

mark forgets what the prof says before he can write it down and this particular prof, you learn, is prone to talking fast and then switching the lecture slides before anyone can write anything important down

poor mark is doing a lot of looking up at the slides and then down at his notebook and :(((

so r u but u seem to have better memory than him so u either have the lecture slides up if you’re a typer with your notes or manage to write your notes and still listen to the prof if you’re a writer idk yalls preferences so

meanwhile mark whispers under his breath,, half to himself

“what” don’t we all,, mark.. don’t we all

and he does that a few times so you look over and he’s written barely anything so at that point he’s almost just resorted to listening to the prof and not taking notes at all

then he seems to catch himself and he starts writing down whatever key terms the prof is spewing and you realise

kid’s blanking out lmfao

so you tell him you’ll send your notes over to him after class and he’s like !! R U SURE im so sorry im not used to this sPEED and i can’t put my hand up and ask him to slow down someone else has to do that

and u just nod and tell him it’s all g

so class ends and you wave goodbye (confirming to meet at the benches next week too) to go to your tutorial class that happens to be right after the lecture and so does he,,

and this is your thought process for the next five or so minutes:

there’s only one exit so surely he’s only going outside and not the same way as me

oh look he’s going the same way as me.. i’m sure he’s just going to another building ooh that’s a pretty cool tree

hey we can walk to our next classes together and then split up where we have to go in different directions

is he turning left or right left or right i’m going left left or right left or—wait oh cool

ah there’s a bunch of classes in this building too surely he’s on a different floor. see he’s going up the stairs—wait he’s going up the stairs.. so am i..,,,

nah surely he’s going up another floor

wait if he’s going up another floor.. why isn’t he going on the elevator

does he have a fear of enclosed spaces

does he have childhood trauma in an elevator

maybe he keeps fit by climbing stairs

lol this is my floor, be funny if..

hang on a second

HANG ON A SECOND

“HANG ON A SECOND” that wasn’t one of your thoughts btw that was. out loud

very loud

and he turns around, startled at your voice again

looking up from his phone and eyes getting wider than they were in their initial reaction

“wHAT THE—WAIT HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP—”

he’s giggling at this point bc it’s so funny to him

“HOLD—YOU’RE?? in this tute too??”

“are we??—”

“—in the same class?” yall say that in unison bc that’s the proliferation of a Wholesome Friendship™ right there

u laugh bc wow this is my new best friend

“this is crazyyy”

“yeah what the f..” he highkey cuts himself off bc i mean day 2 guys

but then you

“exactly what the fuck...”

lmfao he knows then that it’s ok to swear with you

n e ways

y’all keep talking until your tutor arrives and lets you in the class

ofc you sit next to each other in the tute as well

you have a great time and class ends quicker than you thought bc you’re having fun and that’s always gewd

so the next few weeks u’re just vibing with each other

walking to class together after ur lectures

walking each other to other classes

studying together in the library in your spare time catching up on content and exploring ideas discussed in tutes for your shakespearean sonnets class

"o romeo, romeo, wherefore were thou and juliet teenage dumbfucks”

he couldn’t stop laughing at that for three days straight

“t..teENAGE /wheeze/ dUMBFUCKS HAHAHAHAHA”

getting pretty close basically

sharing hobbies and music tastes (u find out he plays guitar and it’s the biggest possession he brought into his dorm from his house and listens to frank ocean and john mayer a lot, watches fullmetal alchemist)

sometimes you’ll come to meet him at the benches full on catwalking down the path with your airpods in and resting bitch face on listening to some dope shit while the crowd parts for you and he’s just like O.O

how is she friends with me

he thinks you’re so cool it’s cute

but he’s also alr convinced himself that you’re so out of his league he highkey won’t dare try and make a move

n e ways

he sees ur airpods and he’s like “aren’t you afraid you’re gonna lose them one day”

and you just look at him and go “do i look like a fool, marcus”

he laughs so hard at that

complaining to you abt his roommate in real time over text like

marcus the fool 🤡: “dude he’s whining at me to ‘play with him’ i don’t want to play with him”

marcus the fool 🤡: “now he’s getting jealous of u”

marcus the fool 🤡: “he asks who u think u r”

you: “tell him i would fight him”

marcus the fool 🤡: “he says u won’t win”

you: “bet”

marcus the fool 🤡: “i told him u don’t need to fight for my attention bc uve alr got it”

marcus the fool 🤡: “now he’s fake crying”

marcus the fool 🤡: “he’s telling me to leave the house and leave the kids”

you: “am i a homewrecker now”

marcus the fool 🤡: “he calls u a homewrecker”

you: “tell him i’ll kiss it better”

one day like a month or so into your friendship

you rush to the benches with that look on your face that says you’re about to murder someone which usually disappears when you see him and take out your airpods bc rbf

so he ,, approaches with caution ,,, easy does it,,

yes he’s wondering if it’s your time of month

ngl it åctually was which makes things worse

t e n t a t i v e l y he asks on the way into the lecture theatre

“hey dy/n u ok?? u look.. ok nvm”

bc u lowkey glared at him but u didn’t mean to i swear u just looked at him but u were alr in a bad mood

so ure like “sorry yes i’m fine i didn’t have my coffee today so i may be a bit cranky”

“what happened? u sleep in or smth”

“yeah i slept at 4 last night”

“wHY did u do that”

“idK but i was running late just now and the line at the cafe was so long i stood in line for five minutes and i said nop class is abt to start”

“oh okey”

this keeps bugging him all throughout the lecture

so he turns to u when the lecture is over and he’s like

“u have another lecture next right”

“yes marcus i have another lecture that you’re taking with me”

“come ditch with me i’ll shout u a coffee”

“what really”

“for sure, we can catch up on the lecture in the library tonight”

and you remember that you’d made plans with your roommate my/n to go to the library that night anyway so you agree and let him know

so he’s like “oh rlly? can i bring my roomie along too he probs doesn’t have other plans anyway i hear they’re doing some kind of project so he better not be going anywhere” with a lil frown uwu angery mark

“sure don’t see why not. we’ll all study together”

“nice i’ll let him know”

“cool”

cool

u see where i’m going with this

waggles eyebrows

wink wink nudge nudge

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its-my-little-dumpster-fire · 4 years

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Ngl your Sam Adams post gives me immortal-who-fell-carelessly-in-love-with-a-mortal vibes. It also made me wheeze from laughter so thanks?

You must be new here. Oh boy. My husband and I have been separated by the cruelest centuries and it’s so very difficult.

I receive this vibe and will cherish this ask for eternity (because I can😳)

#just call me #mrs immortal who fell carelessly in love with a mortal #sam is still #mr dumpster fire #i love my husband #samuel adams #mr and mrs adams #separated by time and space #ill just be here #weakly singing along to #aint no mountain high enough

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keepyourpantsongohan · 5 years

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Ayesha Liveblogs Naruto Shippuden S21

What a tender intro omg also why is this filler so well animated

The introduction of modern technology will never not be funny to me. Kakashi on a laptop. Gaara sending emails. What has the ninja world come to

I know it’s just superfluous background motion but that angry little cat design was amazing. Takes me tf out

Hello again New English Iruka Voice time to feel slightly uncomfortable

Doesn’t Inuyasha have a monopoly on this baby with a red ball imagery

Why! Is! No one! Making sure! Naruto is fed! He’s a baby!!!!!!

Naruto and Sasuke were such adorable children my heart

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE FAMILY WHERE ONE OF THE CHILDREN IS JUST A FROG? WHO IS DOING THESE BACKGROUND ANIMATIONS?????

In case you thought I wasn’t being literal:

[Accompanying dialogue to this image: “Did you hear the rumours that Lord Fourth died because of him?” WHO IS THIS FROG CHILD WITH A VENDETTA AGAINST MINATO]

This ninja cowboy music seems slightly misplaced but okay

Hiruzen. U r the literal ninja president. Naruto is foraging in the forest for food bc no one is taking care of him! How r u like ‘Hahah I’m hungry too :D’

“The things that we inconsequential humans worry about are often very petty indeed” “You’re right” It’s Philosophy Hours ft. Pre-Schoolers

“Are you sure these mushrooms are safe to eat? “Won’t know ‘til we eat ‘em” HIRUZEN PICK UP THE PHONE

SCREAMS FIVE YEAR OLD NARUTO JUST JUMPED OFF THE HOKAGE MONUMENT AHHHHHH

I miss Neji :((((((((((((((((

“Please make sure that you look after Neji” show us Neji’s mum you cowards!!!

“You have to be more positive, and confident!” Nejiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii my boy

“I wish that I could switch places with you, big brother” There’s a lot to unpack here and I’m wildly concerned about all of it. This episode ought to be titled Konoha Desperately Requires Child Welfare Programs

Making an mini-episode which largely depicts Neji’s tragic backstory and centring its ending on Hinata seems like an odd angle to take

“I’m alone. I don’t have anyone, but I never cry” NARUTOOOOO

KJHFKJHG THIS NINJA BASEBALL OUTRO I LOVE IT

SASUKE USING HIS SHARINGAN TO CHEAT AT BASEBALL I WHEEZE

Also not that I don’t like Genma but why is he a central figure in this ending. Has he had more than a single conversation with Naruto in his life

Lmao @ Sasuke and Itachi’s child versions going back to having their adult voices. Pick a lane SP!!!

“Things in season are always cheap and tasty” “Oh, is that so, Sasuke? Hahaha” Sasuke learning about the ninja economy

“We’re going to visit your mother’s family” Two questions: 1) Aren’t your families the same family (eep) and 2) Don’t they all live in the same part of the village

90% of this dialogue is recycled from prior episodes except delivered more slowly and it’s a little confusing

Itachi sure knows a lot about cooking for an eleven-year-old

Sasuke being a clumsy child is such a cute character detail ahhhh I love him so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“[Confused laughter] You want to be like me?” What a Mood Itachi

Sakura’s hideout in the woods is so sweet yes 2 semi-normal childhoods

Poor little Sakura already concerned about her appearance they never let girls live do they

“You’re really cute Sakura, don’t hide it” Ino and Sakura are the most adorable children in the WORLD I love their relationship 4ever

“If she’s cute like you say, then I would love to meet her” who will stop all men

“But Ino, aren’t you good friends with Sakura?” “No, not really” Okay not to project but. I have a lot of thoughts on this narrative

GASP Inner Sakura’s first appearance!!

Tiny Team 7 is all I need in the world honestly I would watch a whole show that was just those three growing up

I have only just now noticed Suigetsu as third baseman. This ninja baseball game and season in general raise so many questions

Noooo Gaara don’t cry you are gonna be so loved in the future

Rasa, can I just say, from the bottom of my heart, I’m going to yeet you into the sun

“When I look up at the sky, the pain inside my heart feels a little bit better” He’s like 4!!!!!!! >:(

“Instead of a mother, you get to have me, Lord Gaara” Yashamaru: Self-Diagnosed Mumncle

Ngl baby Gaara’s recollection of Karura is nothing like she looked like

I really don’t care for this new Iruka voice I just keep listening to him like ‘that’s not the sound of Naruto’s dad!!’

I will admit him spooking the sleeping children was cute I don’t know why I always find that so funny kjhgkjhg

“Let me buy into this fight” who taught seven-year-old Naruto to gamble

Christ alive the implication that Naruto has been doing the sexy jutsu since he was seven who will put this boy in ninja therapy

If Orochimaru had just continued to be Jiraiya’s long-suffering friend he might be half-endearing but alas he is fecal matter personified

“Come on out, I made plenty, so you might as well stay and eat” Hjgjfjgfgffg I’m not sure what’s funnier about this scene the implication that Obito and Rin both independently followed Kakashi home without noticing each other, or that Kakashi did notice and rather than question this turn of events was just like “Guess I should make more fish”

“When you’re older, do you think you’ll become a chef” I would pay to see the AU where Kakashi becomes a professional chef why couldn’t that have been his Road to Ninja persona

Ngl I spent the first half of Kakashi’s minisode wondering if Sakumo was dead or simply too depressed to take care of Kakashi and I think dead is the less upsetting outcome

“It’s no fun when you’re not around, Kakashi” Obitooooooooooooooo

I’m not saying it’s suspicious that Sakumo is given two different depictions of his grave site in the anime but Sakumo fucked an alien and I stand by that statement

All I remember from Sasuke Shinden is that a character called Sasuke “Sassy” as a nickname and if they do that in the Eng dub I won’t survive

“[Deep sigh] Alright Sakura, what is it?” Fhfjhfkjh what’s your damage Kakashi can’t your kids come to visit when people start exploding

God Sakura and Ino’s relationship is the realest.... she went to the Hokage bc her gal was worried abt her family friend and then comforted her from her loss... the looooooooove

Hinata not to devalue your work in any way but why did u collapse after poking one (1) man in the chakra point isn’t gentle fist based in taijutsu

Fhjfhkjhf I’ve seen that gif before of Kakashi knowing that Sakura was thinking about Sasuke but it’s still funny

Sasuke just hanging in the woods with kittycats what kinda redemption journey is this lmao

Ehehehe I’m still not over the fact that Sasuke recognizes Sai’s jutsu and Kakashi uses it to communicate like there are six members of team 7 and this arc PROVES IT HELL YEAH

I can’t believe I forgot the circus ninja oh my god

“There’s good money to be found for performers like us” MOVE OVER EXPLODING HUMANS WHERE’S MY EPISODE ABOUT THE NINJA CIRCUS

Everyone always commenting on the pupils and sclera of the Hyuga and Uchiha but nobody caring about Old Man Demon Eyes from the Bamboo Village:

You’d think at this point no amount of genjutsu could traumatize Sasuke

They’re leaning wholeheartedly into the ninja cowboy music

That is not how I thought they would pronounce “Sassy” this show is full of twists and turns

“What about reviving the Uchiha clan? You’re the lone survivor right?” said Chino, inquiring about when Sasuke was planning to have vaginal sex

“You really think you’re going to find him inside that seriously scary looking cave?” GASP IT’S TENZO TIME

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE IT’S MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

“You’re Sasuke, right?” asked Yamato, as if Sasuke had not provided the memorable introduction of stabbing a seasoned ANBU in the shoulder as a sixteen-year-old during a dramatic reunion with his team

“It would be easier for us to keep things coordinated, if you sent us progress reports as you went...” Okay not to be that gal but I love that Tenzo and Kakashi are an “us” in this mini-lecture about how Sasuke should call his father (Kakashi) more often

P sure that’s Yamato’s last speaking role goodbye sweet man we knew ye well

“So does this mean that you trust me?” GO TO JAIL OROCHIMARU

Every time that Orochimaru touches Sasuke I want to leap through the screen you leave that boy alone!!! Go! To! Jail!

Sasuke having to explain his social life to Taka is a dynamic I never knew I needed. What more do I want from Naruto than frames like this:

"By showing everyone that Sasuke isn’t in the Hidden Leaf Village and that he’s still out journeying around the world, it reduces the possibility that the village will be harmed” “So are you saying that Sasuke has to keep travelling forever” “That might be so” I can’t believe the entirety of Taka came up with a better explanation for Sasuke staying outside Konoha than Kishimoto himself

“Compared to me, the likelihood that Kabuto will return to evil is extremely low”

He still helped kill......... 40,000 people????? Okay dude

I CAN’T BELIEVE OROCHIMARU IS ACKNOWLEDGING HE IS STILL EVIL!!!! GO TO JAIL!!

I’m gonna pretend I don’t see Tenzo following Stranger Danger and he’s on vacation on a beach where he belongs

Fhjkhfkjhfkj what’s the meaning of this Orochimaru you’ve looked the same since you were 25:

Sasuke: No. She’s older than I am

Orochimaru: [Soft gasp] What?

Man I remember vaguely Sasuke being involved in this fight based on the Tenzo novel scene later on but hoo boy I do not like this

SCREAMMMM TENZO TRYING TO PROTECT PPL IN THE AREA HE’S HELPING

“I can’t make direct contact with him, so I better go now” I hope it is because you filed a restraining order, Yamato

“To increase the rarity, what I’ve even done is, had all but one person in a clan killed” at this point En Oyashiro is just trying to bait Sasuke

God I love how righteous Sasuke is being rn like this is the kind of dismantling of oppression I wanted for him instead of sad murder times

This battle is bonkers:

Villain: Looks like you brought a sword to a dodgeball fight

Sasuke: Looks like you brought a dodgeball to a magic eyes fight!!

Well I certainly breezed past this part of Sasuke Shinden hello Fushin

I find it hard to believe that anyone but Naruto could best Sasuke rn

I keep joking that those eyes in the sky look like Tenzo but I’m right and I should say it

What a long, drawn-out and slightly suspicious backstory for Chino (looking at you, Fushin of two personality types)

“But now you’re still able to travel freely... and that is all because you have people who love and protect you” Team 7 cutaway with closeups of Sakura and Naruto, Narusasusaku game strong

“For the Leaf’s nourishment, your entire clan was absorbed by your village’s Roots” wow what a shitty time for such an excellent pun

Unbelievable kkhkjhfk and by this I mean completely believable:

Chino: Please explain your change of heart re: village corruption

Sasuke: I got a boyfriend

Unbelievable x2:

Chino: KILL ME

Sasuke: Consider this.... you have.... boy who is friend. Good enough

Chino: Wow Sasuke, you’re right

Lmao @ Kakashi proudly announcing that Sasuke is about to enter an unsanctioned jutsu fight in a bet to free enslaved people how did this letter go “Dear Hokage-dad-Kakashi, I am writing to inform you...”

Even funnier: If Tenzo wrote the letter bc Sasuke is shite at contacting people: “Dear Kakashi-senpai, Brace yourself to be worried and proud—”

“Are you Sasuke’s...” yes Chino, whatever the end of that sentence is, you’re correct

Huh I could’ve sworn at least a good chunk of these freed people go to the Leaf. I didn’t make that conversation up. I have discussed it many times!!! My poor Tenzo cut out for more logical story lines I guess

Omggggggg the Raikage is telling Sasuke about Naruto’s most vulnerable Sasuke moment..... the love!!! Is this the only reason they invited A lmao

En Oyashiro joining Rasa and Hiashi in the Bad Dad Club

I’ve said this before but Naruto and Sakura going on a date to talk about Sasuke is the most legit representation for their relationship I’ve ever seen that’s it that’s what them dating would be like

“You’re just like a one man police force” lol @ them cutting out the fact that Sakura said this bc Sakura’s not allowed to have individual connections to Sasuke and also just like....... how much Sasuke still wants to be a cop kjhgkjhgk baby stop

I’ve belatedly realized that Kakashi types to the beat of the intro music and it makes me giggle

“The adult world can be complicated” is that ur way of saying ‘nepotism’ Kakashi

“I’m startin’ to get a belly” “I don’t want to hear about all that” PLS

“You two are really the only ones who are special to me” aw Shikamaru

That slap was A Lot, Temari, surely there are better ways to tell Shikamaru you want him to be your boyfriend

“You don’t really think that Sai has—” “Well, he is very innocent.”

Kakashi about Sai: He’s the baby of the family

Sai: I’m the oldest and most experienced of all the youth???

Kakashi: I mark ur ages by when I got you xoxo ur legal age is 3

I’m not sure that that’s the intonation I expected for Hinoko but I guess that’s on me for stereotyping teen girls hahah

“That’s my ninja way” “Our ninja way” I feel like this is shinobi flirtation

The outro with Little Team 7 fading to Big Team 7... I have but one heart

Also the implication that they took a photo immediately post war jhgkjhgkj. Kakashi still has a barely healed stab wound and twenty years of trauma. Sasuke and Naruto both just lost an arm. Also who brought a camera to the battlefield. Who took this picture. (Tenzo waking up from a 224 episode coma: We gotta take a family photo)

“You might consider yourself a member of Team 7, but I wonder if they think the same of you” [Naruto voice] Believe it!!!!!!

“If we just kill the lookouts, it’ll be like easy to get past the checkpoint” okay calm down Soku

Lmao Shikamaru struggling to deal with rebellious teens jhghjkg why are the anime episodes I watch so fitting to my own life

Man not to get 2 real it’s fucked up that Soku fears peace wyd militarism

I don’t really believe that Soku is deserting the village but it’s a good tactic

[Panning to the bird scene at the beginning of this arc] We call that foreshadowing

Komori’s judgement seems to be clouded by his lowkey crush on Soku

“I’ve just been having these really bizarre dreams lately” that’s PTSD Shikamaru

“Feudal lords are always [tyrants] no matter where you go” then why.... do you have.... feudalism.......... [Tobirama screams in the afterlife]

Not to judge these guys so much but like.... ur ANBU and a veteran ninja surely you should have a disguise after faking your death??????? Kakashi, Iruka, what shinobi standards are you teaching exactly?? U didn’t even change ur hairstyles???

“Something similar happened to me as well” what are you... are you talking about when you pretended to be asleep during the Chunin exams because that’s not the same thing as sleeping under a pile of corpses Shikamaru

NOOOOOOOOOO SAI WHY ARE THEY HANGING MY ANGEL FROM A CRUCIFIX

AHHHHHHH I don’t like seeing Sai like this, Kakashi’s right he’s a baby!!

“Let’s just say I’ve found the place where I belong” Fhdjskhfksjhf this is definitely Root Code for something because Kakashi uses this line on Tenzo in his Tsukuyomi dream

“Then why didn’t Naruto come to get me? You and I have never been particularly close, so why were you the one who came here?” LMAO SAI ‘you’re not on my list of eligible rescuers Shikamaru 😒😒😒😒’

“Fret not, to me this is but a trifle” said Ro, lying prostrate on the ground in between groans of pain (same)

I mean... Gengo makes some pretty compelling arguments abt the shinobi system

“The alliance of nations that the Leaf is currently a part of... is only going to maintain a dark, tenuous peace” I mean... Gengo’s right even if he is a dick

“Lord Hokage told me everything... and I had a hell of a time getting it out of him too” “I don’t want to know what you did... I don’t even want to imagine it” JHGKJHGKJHG I WANNA SEE TEMARI INTERROGATING A FORMER ANBU, KAGE-LEVEL NINJA I LOVE IT

Wait are these last twelve outros dedicated to each of the rookie teams + Team Guy bc that would be adorable

JHGJHGGHGJHG DO WE ACTUALLY GET TO SEE TEMARI YELL AT KAKASHI

Update from 3 seconds later: We don’t but Kakashi’s “Euh?” sound as she knocks down his door is still very funny

“Friendship is useless” “If that’s true, then why are you crying right now” he’s been taking Sasuke lessons in his spare time

“Do you know of a man named ‘Zabuza Momochi’” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“These are my only friends” said Sai, about two giant cartoon lions

Sai’s genjutsu scene was actually much sweeter in the book bc Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi and Yamato’s chakra were all protecting him inside his own mind but I don’t mind my boy getting a hug

HAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS CUTAWAY TO NARUTO BATHED IN GOLDEN LIGHT ANNOUNCING “RAMEN” LIKE IT’S A WHOLE SENTENCE OKAY STUDIO PIERROT U NEED A BREAK I GET IT

“What in the hell was that?” that was also my question Shikamaru

Shikamaru with full conviction: To be lazy.... that is my dream

Hahahaha it’s Ninja Teen Romance Hours I guess

“Oh, you don’t want to [go out on a date]?” No that’s not what I’m saying” [walks away] TEMARI PLS

“Going on a date without a strategy, would be like trying to fight a tailed beast unarmed” [Nodding] “You have zero chance of winning, that way” I suddenly understand Kakashi’s dating life a lot more

They really rely on you being aware of Naruto the Last huh gjkhgkjhgk there’s been no mention in any of this filler of Naruto and Hinata even being in a relationship to this point as far as I remember

Fhjkfhkjhfkfh poor Iruka none of the kids know he’s President of the Naruto’s Dad Society

“I know I’m supposed to be striving to get ahead in my career, but there’s also a part of me that really wants to just continue teaching kids, one on one” Irukaaaaa <3333333

Looool even as Hokage, Kakashi just drops out of nowhere to give cryptic life advice and then leaves

Smash the statue, Tsukune, don’t let the establishment tell u what to do!!

“Eating ramen everyday isn’t healthy you know” am I to believe that Kakashi, the man who told Naruto, ‘if you're going to be a ninja, you need to eat your vegetables’ is on a ramen-only diet?? Falsehoods

“And it’s all thanks to you Iruka” khjhgkjhgjhg alright.... you win this round KKIR shippers

WHO IS ANIMATING THIS SCENE IT IS BUCKWILD??? There is no character model to speak of, most of the kids don’t have noses, everyone’s upside down or spinning around, and Iruka is... hiding in a frog sign???

There is no English translation of this caption???? EXPLAIN JAPAN. TELL ME YOUR FROG SECRETS YOU KNOW I LOVE FROGS [INSERT PICTURE OF TENZO HERE]

(Update I looked it up in the sub and the caption offers no more insight. “IRUKA UMINO, AROUND 30 YEARS OLD. STEALTHILY”)

“This is for Hinata, so let’s all try our hardest” Kiba loves Hinata MOST

You know how if you pause in the middle of an animated action, you sometimes linger on an in-between image that looks goofy because it was meant to add to the motion rather than be focused on? This whole episode is animated like one of those images

It’s okay Lee the only dumbbell Naruto is fixated on is Sasuke Uchiha

I know don’t usually post so many images in these liveblogs, but I really need anyone reading this to see the Leaf Village’s semi-canonical Unofficial Mascot Konorin:

He is??? The love of my life???

“I don’t even have a boyfriend and train every day from morning til night” yes you do. His name is Neji Hyuga and he’s very alive and he’s a jonin sensei and he will buy you all the knives you want after he takes all of Hiashi’s money and redistributes it. In this essay I will—

You see what I mean??? Neji wants to be there for Tenten (and Lee)!!!

Tenten: What would Neji do if he were here now

Neji: [starts manifesting]

“It’s you since you’re a taijutsu specialist, but Naruto and Hinata aren’t” yes????? Hinata is???? She doesn’t use weapons but Gentle Fist is entirely taijutsu??? Why does everyone keep forgetting

KHKGJHKJHGKFHKJHFKJ I CAN’T GET OVER NEJI JUST. MANIFESTING ABOVE LEE’S BED TO GIVE HIM SHITTY WEDDING GIFT IDEAS

“And don’t forget: Hyuga” Neji........ what.... does this mean!!!!!!!!

Why say “Neji” like that Orochimaru and in fact why say anything at all [Konan voice] I’m the Hokage now, the entire criminal justice system is on its way you are going to jail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really can’t believe that the Naruto writers looked at Tenzo’s role in Naruto SD and decided “let’s do that.... but worse”

They animated?????????? A smaller Lee??????????? Into Lee’s mouth???????????? As if the animation style wasn’t enough. I need a minute

They are really going full Naruto SD huh??? Cut away skit like a ‘genjutsu’ scne. Lee and Guy playing a married couple and Tenten a baby. Neji in drag. This is a choice

“How can you misunderstand Neji so much” “Even if it’s only as a ghost, I’m sure that Neji would appear” I need. Several minutes

Fhjkhfkjfh Shikamaru’s vision of Gaara, Bee, Kakashi and Tsunade hanging out at this fancy restaurant. Is this who he thinks Kakashi’s social circle is these days (he might be right)

“Okay, I’ll hear you out!” Is this implication of this scene that Temari thinks Shikamaru’s idea of a first date is marriage... and she’s WILLING TO GO ALONG WITH THAT. TEMARI PLS

“Hey Ino, why would you go out of your way to make something I love? Bc she looooves you Sakura

“Sakura, I thought the same thing” GOD JUST GET MARRIED

“It’ll be too late once we go in, I could get all caught up in the mood or something like that” wait........ does Temari think Shikamaru wants to get married or fuck???? Or both??? OH MY GOD

Gaara: Naruto’s getting married.... without meeeeeeeeeee

God I love Gaara’s Blank Period hair it is truly careless and happy hair

“His ramen’s extravagent?” JKGHKHKJH everyone in the Leaf Village trying to convince Gaara that Naruto’s taste is incredibly obnoxious which is true but not in the way being described

Kankuro what’s your damage let Gaara buy a nice and personal present for the love of his life

Every time I think this arc can’t get more ridiculous it exceeds my expectations:

[Vaguely horrified accompanying dialogue: “The Raikage—” “—Will do the Hidden Cloud Dance?”]

“Well then, Gaara is just going to have to do the Hidden Sand Samba” Ah. Of course. The Hidden Sand Samba. Why didn’t anyone think of this plan before

Gaara is blushing because his new dream is just to samba dance with Naruto into the night

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Teuchi giving Naruto an “all you can eat forever” coupon that’s cute our sweet boy is so loved

Gaara: My wedding gift to you, Naruto... is me :)

“I’m just disappointed that we aren’t going to get to see you dance, Gaara” you know what that’s fair Kankuro me too

Hahahaha Shino dissing Kiba’s plight for becoming Hokage to these random kids

I can’t pay attention to anything this ninja cat is saying because they’ve got Naruto’s voice and it is very distracting

There’s something to be curious about how it would be if Kiba married into a family that has a contract with the Uchiha lmao

Literally the girl who Kiba is supposed to be in love with is given Hinata’s voice #kibahinarights

“Oh, just take it. Money means nothing to me” the Beekeeper is truly one of the strangest characters in the Naruto universe just conceptually. Why are they wearing a giant bee stinger on their butt?

LMAO @ Kiba having absolutely no self-doubt whatsoever. Goals!!

Shino becoming a teacher after the war is actually one of the post-699 futures I like, good for him!

Iruka sweet man Naruto has compared you to a father like 1500 times have you not overheard him one (1) time

Kakashi is such a dumb stubborn bitch trying to find a way for Naruto to have a happy wedding... I love him

“This is my fault, I never taught him how to treat women! Not that I even really know about that kind of thing of course” Iruka Umino confirmed canonically gay

“I just have to bow my head a little” KKIR: 2; Me: 0

I love this tradition of Hokage boys bowing their heads for cooperation between villages yesssssssssssss

Outro for the whole OG Team 7.... I’m fine everything’s fine I’m good cool cool cool cool cool

The implication that they just sell Kakashi wigs in the village... amazing

I know this is about to be an emotionally poignant moment but what Naruto’s presence is reminding is that the only word he has said in the past 6 episodes is “ramen” LMAO

“I’m going to have to apologize to her for raising you as a such a thoughtless, inconsiderate man” raising you... RAISING YOU..................... TRULY PRESIDENT OF THE NARUTO’S DAD SOCIETY GOD BLESS IRUKA UMINO

LOOK AT THIS CRYBABY NINJA THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT ONE OF MY FAVOURITE PARTS OF KONOHA HIDEN WAS HOW IRUKA KEPT BURSTING INTO TEARS OVER NARUTO EVERY OTHER MINUTE THIS IS WHAT BONDS LOOK LIKE

God..................... the Team 7 lover in me just despairs of this final episode bc they’re all separated and also Tenzo needs justice 4 being Kakashi’s co-wedding planner it’s in the book I read it!!!!

I will set aside my feelings to recognize that Kakashi looks very handsome

Goodbye Naruto you were certainly an experience and I mean that in every possible intonation

#decided to watch the last animated season i'm truly done!!!#ayesha talks anime #ayesha liveblogs nahruto shipduden #liveblogging #naruto series #long post

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the stars left behind

For @notcoolhajime

Summary: In which Hinata receives a work call that'll take him away from home and Komaeda for a time, so the two try to make the most of it before he has to leave again. Post-Canon AU. Kinda.

Rating: E for Explicit

Warnings: Smuuuuut. It sure is smut.

Notes: Yeah this pretty much is what it is. Still, hope it’s good. It’s only a little on the introspective side but...this was mostly a means of exercising my smut muscles ngl. Hhhhhh. I’m weak for post-canon hikoma though...

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The light filtering through the curtains is just a little too bright and he can register soft, low murmuring in the background. His hand is resting on a warm indent in the bed, and when he feels around, running his fingers over the creases in the sheet, it’s clear that he’s the only one there.

“...have you secured the parameter?”

He blinks once, and then twice, and his mechanical hand whirls as he rubs out the bleariness from his eyes.

“Survey the area thoroughly. Even if the Monokuma units are disabled, there might still be remnants... Be careful with those you rescue. Keep a close eye on them. Extensive mental evaluations may be necessary.”

Grumbling a little, Komaeda pushes himself up an yawns.

“Yes,” the voice sighs. “I am still resting from the last mission... Apologies...”

Shifting so that his legs slide off the bed’s edge, Komaeda stumbles a bit and manages to catch himself on the bedside table. When he glances up, he sees Hinata returning his stare with a surprisingly sharp mismatched gaze before quickly turning away and back to the phone.

“Once I have recovered fully, I can return swiftly. But until then, please continue working diligently in my absence.”

Komaeda clumsily steps forward, and this time, he nearly trips into Hinata’s back. Hinata doesn’t even flinch as Komaeda steadies himself, chin resting on a broad shoulder as his thin arms wrap around Hinata’s waist. Hinata pats his right hand, thumb stroking over his bony knuckles, but is otherwise unmoved.

“Yes. Yes. Is that is everything, then...”

Hinata trails off as Komaeda nibbles on his ear, teasing the lobe with teeth and lips. Admirably and rather irritatingly, there’s little other physical response, and Hinata keeps his voice infuriatingly cool.

“It will be a few days,” he says. “I only need a few more days, but of course there is also the matter of travel... Understood. Do you want an exact date, then?”

Komaeda’s lips trail down his neck, kissing and sucking softly. He whines just as softly into Hinata’s ear, and his body pressed up against his, palm running up the flat of Hinata’s stomach.

“Thursday, then,” Hinata says. “I will be prepared by then. Is that all?”

Komaeda whines again.

“Thank you. Warm regards.” Hinata hangs up, sighing as Komaeda kisses his cheek. He grimaces but pats Komaeda’s cheek, pressing back against him with a soft grumble. “Jeez, Nagito, in the middle of a work call?”

“You work too much,” Komaeda grumbles. “They’re really badgering for you to return so soon when you nearly had a breakdown? That’s horrible.”

“It’s my own fault,” Hinata says, twisting so that he can embrace Komaeda in return, or perhaps to press Komaeda’s face into his shoulder so that he won’t have to see that pouting, disappointed face. “I was overworking myself. Tsumiki said as much. I’m not going to do that anymore.”

“Easier said than done,” Komaeda murmurs. “You’re stubborn and bad at acknowledging when something might be too much for you. As expected of the bull-headed, self-destructive reserve...!”

Komaeda bites him again, but he’s still unable to leave a mark and that’s frustrating for both of them. Hinata sighs again, petting his hair and running his fingers through the soft white strands.

“I was just getting used to being a little selfish,” Komaeda mumbles against him. “And you have to leave so soon again. While I’m stuck here. Boo.”

“I’ll still call,” Hinata offers weakly. “And we can video chat, too.”

“Hmph.” Komaeda puffs out his cheek. “I suppose I can still get off if you’re watching me. You’d probably like that, huh. Even though you’re really good at keeping your expression unchanged...” His palm presses into Hinata’s warm groin, and he feels him stiffen further. “This part of you is still pretty honest.”

Ah. And just like that, a twinge in Hinata’s expression. Hinata biting on his lips. Hinata’s own palm, sliding along Komaeda’s jaw as those fingers remain entangled within his hair. Komaeda leaning into his hand, his own fingers trailing up Hinata’s abdomen.

“...hey, Hinata-kun.”

It really was admirable how Hinata never flinched at his touch, especially when Komaeda knew very well how cold his fingers were. Hinata’s body always produced so much heat, like a furnace. It made for many comfortable, cozy nights of entwining limbs.

“If you really going to leave, won’t you indulge me for a while?”

Hinata’s lips part, and they’re all dry and swollen. Smiling sadly, Komaeda traces them with his thumb, and then, Hinata kisses his wrist. And he kisses down, down the mechanical arm he made with Souda.

Aha. How would Souda-kun even react knowing how much Hinata-kun worships this creation of theirs—

Entwining their fingers, Hinata silences those thoughts by kissing him quiet.

There are many things that he still doesn’t quite understand, but goes along with anyway. He’s always been that way, however, always pushing forward not merely out of necessity but his own force of habit.

The way dust particles flutter, the way rays of sun catch on another’s physique, casting dark shadows that he can so easily lose his fingers in when trying to feel them out.

He thinks to himself that this kind of experience is one he used to only ever read about.

The calloused, hot hands that roam his body, familiarizing themselves with curvatures and protrusions that he already knows have been long since memorized. The roughness, hardness of skin and sinew. How easily he could be crushed. How easily he could be consumed.

How eagerly he accepts it, even when teeth and nails dig into him with blossoming violets. It’s damp, too, and there’s a low groan as he’s being eaten. His heartbeat is fluttering, a palm presses through his ribcage, and he imagines it pushing all the way through, crushing bone and burrowing through pulsing tissue. How easy that would be. How simple.

How tenderly Hinata murmurs soft, sweet nothings, wispy little sentiments of, “I have you. It’s okay. You feel so good. I love you. I love you.”

Love is a many splendored thing, Komaeda can’t help but think as he arches his back in a soft gasp.

Hinata’s fingers run along his spine, and Hinata sighs into the bruised juncture between his marked up neck and marked up shoulder. It’ll take weeks for those to fade.

Such is likely the intent, given the situation.

They sting a little, but that heat is all-encompassing, all-consuming, especially with Hinata holding him so close, hands guiding his quivering hips and running over the curve of his ass. It’s almost blistering.

“Nagito.”

Hinata kisses his panting mouth.

“Nagito, Nagito.”

Hinata is buried deep inside of him, and yet he keeps trying to pull him in closer. And yet, he keeps murmuring his name. He already has him split open in such an intimate way, and yet, Hinata still greedily pushes his tongue into his mouth.

“Mm...” Hinata really is greedier than he is. “Ah... Hah...”

He’s drooling again. Hinata chuckles warmly, wiping the dribble from his jaw and kissing his cheek.

“Ha... H-Hinata-kun...”

Hinata kisses his ear.

“Hinata-kun...”

Their skin is slick with sweat, but his legs remain locked around Hinata’s hips. His left hand is moisture-proof, thankfully, so it still has secure purchase on Hinata’s shoulder. But he’s not going to leave any marks. Not on Hinata. Not when he’s like this.

If only we had met before all this. If only we could have made love before...

Well.

Things wouldn’t have turned out like this any other way. Probably. It’s hard to believe.

I still don’t even know why Hinata-kun likes me in the first place.

Hinata kisses his hair where there used to be scars. Ah. Of course.

“Hinata-kun,” he whines, and strains to kiss his scars as well. Hinata even helps him do so, with soft laughter as he does, and if nothing else, he can make Hinata blush and smile. Just like that. In a way that’s so blinding it hurts. Komaeda kisses those marks a few more times.

“You really are cute,” Hinata tells him.

“Hinata-kun, you’re striking.”

Hinata kisses him deeply and wetly. Their tongues entwine along with their fingers. He’s left breathless as they part, eyes shimmering before blinking back tears.

“Nagito.” Hinata kisses away the streaks, doting and adoring. “Oh, Nagito.”

“I asked for this,” Komaeda whispers as he squeezes Hinata’s hand. “But I don’t...actually know how much more I can take...”

Hinata releases his hand to brush back his hair, his other still cupping Komaeda’s cheek.

“Are you indulging, too?” Komaeda asks, leaning into his hand. “After all, you get sexually frustrated pretty easily. Without me there, I wonder what you’re going to do... Oh. If you want to seek pleasure elsewhere, I don’t mind.”

“You really shouldn’t say stuff like that.”

Hinata’s hand pulls away, and then it wraps around his cock. He pumps the length, and Komaeda shudders.

“A-Ah...”

“It’s never going to happen, ever,” Hinata says, thumbing at his silt and tracing along the sensitive veins. “It won’t work emotionally and...truth be told, I don’t even think I could keep it up. I, uh, tried to jerk off to some old magazines before and... It didn’t...work out...”

“W-Wow. I... I feel sorry for...you... Ah, hah...” Komaeda nearly wheezes out a laugh, but he ends up groaning as Hinata continues to work his cock in tandem with rocking his hips, his head spinning as he rode the motions, mind and body both stuffed with sensation. “Hi...Hinata-kun...”

“It’s your fault,” Hinata tells him lowly. “You’re just way too pretty, Nagito.”

“Mm...” He weakly shakes his head. “P-Prettier people definitely exist...”

“Pretty like you? No way. You’re one of a kind. You’re special.”

“M-Mm...!”

His hips jerk up, and he hisses when Hinata grips his cock, preventing his release. He feels his eyes sting, and again, Hinata’s warm fingertips graze against his cheek before hovering over his lips.

“Don’t bite it,” Hinata tells him quietly. In response, Komaeda squeezes him, earning a sharp intake of breath. “Fuck.”

“You’re at your edge, too,” Komaeda replies, trembling a little. “So don’t hold back. Come on.” His fingers dig in, and for not the first nor last time, he wishes that there would be bruises. “If you’re indulging, go all the way with it. Fuck me senseless.”

Just like that, Hinata pushes him down so that he’s sprawled onto the bed. Just like that, Hinata is kissing him deeply. Just like that, Hinata pushes up his thighs and thrusts in deep. He hits a spot that makes Komaeda jerk and cry out, and before he can even think twice, Hinata angles his thrusts to hit it again, harder and harsher than before.

“H-Hinata-kun...!” His toes curl as he squeals. “H-H-Hajime...!”

The bed rocks, smacking against the wall.

“P-Please... Hajime...! Hajime...!”

Hinata really is stunning like this, his mismatched eyes dark and glimmering, his skin flushed, and just the way he growls and moans in barely restrained lust. Unfortunately, Komaeda’s vision is blurring with tears and he can’t quite see what expression Hinata is making anymore. So despairing. So unlucky.

“Hajime, please... Please...”

Hinata really is radiating such heat that he feels close to melting. Despite that, his arms loop around Hinata’s neck and he arches as Hinata thrusts in all the way, piercing and consuming. It’s here where Komaeda shudders and comes, choking out Hinata’s given name and then, barely registering Hinata’s grip on his hips.

Hinata gripping him and then pulling him close, holding him in place, holding him steady as Hinata fills him with his seed.

“I really do love you, Nagito.”

It’s funny. The words sound secure. Solid when everything’s unraveling and falling apart. Full of certainty when Komaeda feels all his thoughts and all these sensations slip away, past his fingers, every atom disintegrating and leaving behind his pounding heartbeat.

Hinata kisses him once more, and it’s through that alone that he doesn’t completely fade away.

“Nagito...”

It’s warm. So warm that he can’t even feel it.

“...can you hear me? Are you alright?”

Komaeda blinks, and he shifts. He grimaces from the sharp sting, and groans softly.

“I... I’m okay.” He can’t feel it, and his eyelids are heavy so they just fall shut. He can’t see what expression Hinata is making, but, knowing him—it’s probably twisted with worry. He doesn’t want that on Hinata’s face after something like this. “Sorry. I’m going to need some time to recuperate.”

“Geez... Oh, Nagito...”

Hinata’s fingers card through his hair tenderly.

“Alright. Understood. I’ll clean us up, then.”

Not too long from now, all I’ll hear is this voice. I won’t be able to feel these loving gestures.

He hears the bed squeak as Hinata gets up. He hears Hinata’s footsteps.

I won’t even hear the sounds he makes in the room. His steps. His fidgeting.

Komaeda inhales softly, taking in the scent of sex...and of Hinata. Earthy and like pine. Sometimes the smell of rain. He wonders how long he’ll have to enjoy that.

I wonder if masturbating would really help... Somehow I doubt it. Hajime, Hajime... Ah...

“Aah.”

With a sigh, Komaeda ends up dozing.

When he wakes up, there’s a fragrant scent that he recognizes.

“Yo, how are you feeling? Nagito?”

Hinata touches his cheek as he stirs, rubbing sleep from his eyes and pushing himself up with a yawn. He still feels stiff and sore, but at this point, he’s fairly used to it.

“Uh.” Hinata offers him a cup of tea. “Here. You go.”

“This is the tea that Naegi-kun often brings,” Komaeda remarks, taking the cup, blowing off the steam before sipping. “It’s really nice. Thank you.”

“Yeah, you mentioned you liked it,” Hinata replies, laughing a little. “Aha, uh... Sorry for overdoing it, Nagito.”

“Mm... The tea is perfect temperature, though.”

“That’s not...what I meant...” Hinata rubs at his nape. “You know that was not what I meant.”

“Mmm.” A longer sip. “There’s no shame in losing to Kamukura Izuru,” he said. “I’m sure the Future Foundation envies my strength. Perhaps someday, they’ll have use of me after all.”

“...I don’t want them to use you.” Hinata’s mutter is low and almost irritated. “It’s just... It’s better for you to stay here away from all that.”

“Even if it means away from you?” Komaeda asks.

“Even then.” Hinata doesn’t hesitate. “Maybe even especially then.”

“Hm, hm.” Komaeda finishes his tea, noting that there hadn’t even been a tea stalk in the cup. His gaze lowers a bit. “So you think this bird cage really is best? Well. I guess because it’s you I don’t mind too much as long as you return home. That’s what you want me to say, right? That’s what I should say, right?”

Hinata doesn’t answer.

“Mm... I hope you call me often, at least. I’ll be terribly bored without you, after all.” Komaeda sets the teacup aside. “But seriously—don’t give too much of yourself to the Future Foundation. I don’t say that as a possessive lover, of course, but...”

Hinata takes his hand, squeezing and lacing their fingers together.

“...as a casually concerned individual,” Komaeda finishes, giving him a curious look. Hinata only had a weak, wry smile to offer. Komaeda blinks a few times and adds, “They’ll make an Atlas out of you if you aren’t careful enough. It’ll be difficult to face your own future with the world on your shoulders, you know.”

“I know.” Hinata kisses his hand. “Nagito... You love me, right?”

“I love you. Oh.” Komaeda’s head tilts. “I’ll try to remember telling you that for every phone call. But I might forget, so—remind me, okay? I love you, Hinata Hajime-kun.”

“That’s all I really need.” Hinata sighs. “Thanks, Nagito.”

In that moment...the atmosphere was heavy and dense, as if the very heavens were hanging overhead, sinking onto both of our shoulders.

“I love you, Hajime.”

I’ll have to reiterate as many times as it takes, even after Hinata Hajime is long gone.

#KomaHina #HinaKoma #nagito komaeda #hajime hinata #notcoolhajime #Magi fics #dr3 spoilers #sdr2 spoilers #yeah #the title is too pretty and symbolic for this but...I can't not use it #I'm so proud of myself for coming up with it...

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We Laugh, We Fumble

So this is pure fluff (with some slightly risque stuff at the end, but nothing too bad). Enjoy.

Ngl this was a tough one to write, because it was so cute I could barely keep from blushing.

Marvin and Whizzer lay in bed, snuggling up to each other, both in boxers and tshirts, as they normally did on Saturday mornings. A Streetcar Named Desire, a beloved film by both men, was playing on television, and they were currently at the scene in which Stanley removes his shirt in front of Blanche.

“Oh my God,” said Whizzer with a sigh, “that man made me discover I was queer when I was 8.”

Marvin chuckled. He never had to guess what his partner was feeling, especially regarding his taste in men. It was somewhat endearing, he thought.

“What about you, Marv? Who made you first realize you were gay?”

Marvin thought a moment, and his face went red with embarrassment at the memory.

‘”You really want to know?” he asked

“Yeah, I do,” Whizzer replied.

“Mr. Spock.”

Whizzer’s brow furrowed for a moment. “Like, from Star Trek?”

“The same,” his lover replied.

“God, you’re such a nerd!” Whizzer giggled.

“Yes, I know. I own it.”

Whizzer turned over onto his side, and Marvin followed suit, resting his head on his shoulder. For reasons Marvin couldn’t figure out, at least not at the moment, every time he exhaled, Whizzer shivered slightly.

“Hey babe,” he whispered, moving his lips about an inch from his lover’s ear, “maybe we could… explore the galaxies a little later.” He kissed his neck, at which Whizzer immediately began giggling and snorting wildly, scrunching his neck to the side.

“What the hell was that?” said Marvin, confused.

“Nothing,” said Whizzer with the force of someone who knew that it was most certainly not nothing.

“Oh my God,” said Marvin, now putting it together. “Are you seriously that ticklish there?”

“No!” Whizzer almost shouted, but it was no use. Soon he was a mess of giggles, as his neck was at the mercy of his boyfriend’s wiggling fingers.

“Aww, your laugh is so cute,” Marvin cooed.

“Oh my God, stop!” Whizzer squealed.

“Nah, this is too much fun,” said Marvin smugly, moving one hand to his lover’s armpit.

“I CAN’T BREATHE!” Whizzer wheezed.

“Hey, maybe I should call you Wheezer from now on,” Marvin teased, now tickling both armpits.

After flailing around for a bit, Whizzer finally managed to escape his bonds temporarily, planning his attack on his tormentor.

“What about you, babe? Are you ticklish?” he asked, first dragging his fingers across his boyfriend’s sides, causing him to guffaw.

“No…no, no, not at- AHHHH!!-” Before he could finish his sentence, Whizzer had moved to his stomach, causing his squeals and laughter to increase in pitch.

“You gotta go to the gym, babe,” Whizzer teased, poking his lover’s lower belly lightly, as Marvin emitted soft, warm chuckles.”You have a little muffin top going on.” He grabbed the small pocket of fat and began to squeeze it softly, to which Marvin responded with a high pitched giggle.

“OH MY GOD STOP!” he almost screamed, as Whizzer’s wiggling fingers moved to his sides again. He managed to wriggle away, and lifted Whizzer’s leg, tickling up and down from his foot to his upper thigh.

“MARV- OH MY GOD- STOPSTOPSTOP,” he gasped in between bouts of almost choked-out laughter. But it was when his lover began to dance his fingers under his knee that Whizzer’s body lost control, and he kicked him square in the face.

“Ow!” Marvin exclaimed, rubbing his cheek, but chuckling slightly. “That really hurt!”

“Hey, you were asking for it,” panted Whizzer, “and you know I have karate training.”

Marvin continued to rub his cheek, and as Whizzer leaned in, apparently to kiss it better, he instead started again on his stomach, causing Marvin to erupt into an explosive fit of giggles.

“YOU’RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE,” he shouted between gasps and guffaws.

Whizzer climbed on top of his poor tormented lover, and pinned his arms above his head, continuing to tickle him.

“Give up?” he asked.

Marvin, unable to speak for the laughter, merely nodded vigorously, and Whizzer took pity on him. The two sat like that for awhile, Marvin with his arms still pinned above his head, both panting and sweating, and, as they soon realized, both sporting rather prominent erections.

“Wow…well, that’s new,” said Whizzer.

“Indeed, “ Marvin agreed.

They shared a deep, passionate kiss which lasted several seconds, after which Marvin broke it off, for just a moment.

“You know one thing I’ve learned from this, babe?” he asked.

“That if you tickle me you run the serious risk of a black eye?“ said Whizzer slightly sarcastically, but only slightly.

“Well, that too…but now I know I don’t have to be gentle.” Marvin then moved his lips to his lover’s neck again, this time sucking and biting the skin with great force, causing a groan of pleasure to escape from Whizzer’s mouth. When he removed his lips, an eggplant-colored hickey about the size of a golf ball had appeared there.

“Ready to boldly go where no homosexual has gone before?” Marvin asked.

“Always.”

#falsettos 2016 #falsettos #marvin/whizzer #tickle fic #tickle fight #fluff #marvin #whizzer brown #q slur #tickle #fanfic #my boys #kat writes things

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