#nitwitted

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

vampire who complains constantly about how difficult it is to access laudanum in the "so-called modern era." from their many, many complaints, it's clear they've gone to considerable difficulty over the past century maintaining a steady personal laudanum supply. their werewolf roomie is on the verge of holding an intervention. it is then casually revealed that laudanum has no intoxicating effect on bloodsuckers. the vampire just use it as a "spicy blood sauce"; it adds a nice kick

[n1tw1t-sk3tch3s]

Finished the twelve episode anime

[kittykatthetacodemon]

I too want to be so gay and in love that my relationship is part of an “institutional problem” and the actual Metatron, Voice of God, has to come down from heaven on high to stealth break us up because the miracles we do together are too strong. Power couple

[spite-and-waffles]

FUCK YES STEPHANIE IS THE JASON THAT NEVER WAS PANDA YOU ARE THE HERO THIS FANDOM NEEDS BUT DOES NOT DESERVE PREACH THE GOSPEL OF STEPHANIE AMEN

[angermango]

the duality of des

also bonus alternatives because this man's vocabulary is inherently hilarious:

[helenvader]

I have a fake movie poster phase. :-)

[sarahowritesostucky]

All you ever write is rape. wth

Incorrect. Here are some stories I've written that do not feature rape as a plot device:

Alpha Beta (& Omega) (Stucky)

High Needs (Stucky)

Worth the wait (Stucky x reader)

Temporary Custody (Stucky x ofc)

Jilted (Steve x reader)

SugarBaby series (Ari/Lloyd/Andy/Bucky/Steve x reader)

Who'd you Have to Blow to Get That Part? (Ransom x reader)

Also rape-free are: I Love the Way you Look Away, Grind It, Beta & Omega, Merry & Bright, The Margrave's Consort, Stupid Cupid, The Captain and the Rake, and Modifications and Improvement of Functions

And as to the pieces that I write that do contain rape as a plot device: there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. I enjoy reading and writing stories with dark plot elements - especially non and dub-con. Fluff is usually boring to me. I tag my fics extensively, so be a grown up and make smart decisions about what you choose to consume on the internet and stop going into people's inboxes and leaving weak little anons with no substance or moral courage whatsoever.

💖Sarah

[jazzy-art-time]

Jarble shitpost with one of my favorite twitter interactions I came across.

Original:

[sher-ee]

“Now he thinks there’s going to be a mistrial!”

[onelungmcclung]

[row-boat-47]

[n1tw1t-sk3tch3s]

Edgy tails is best tails

[yugiohcardsdaily]

Nitwit Outwit

"Discard 1 monster, then target 1 face-up monster on the field; it loses ATK equal to the discarded monster's original ATK."

[crowfaraday]

#Byrne says bastard in the original?!?!?!?!?#why didn't he get to keep at least one in the english they had lang say bastard it's not like the rating didn't allow it :/#(I might stick those lines through a translator later but ooh whose he calling a bastard? Rell?)#anyway I love Byrne canonically havin anger issues. mwah

@aquilamage YEAH its omitted thru case 4 with both byrne + mvk

(disclaimer, im using machine translation + a jp dictionary so a lot of it might be incorrect or losing context) first instance is in the intro to case 4:

ケンジ キサマ! ウソをつくのもいいかげんに･･･!

was officially translated in aai1 as:

Prosecutor Mr. Rell! I think we've heard just about enough out of you...!

and this line that yew was quoting him in:

カズラ "きさまなぞ、減給だっ!”って言われて、真っ青な顔してたわ。

(きさま/キサマ is "kisama", a rude way of saying "you", but that seems to be localised a lot as "you bastard" to keep the intended tone) was officially translated in aai1 as:

Yew He stood there super pale, as Mr. Faraday yelled, "That's a salary cut for you, you nitwit!"

"did he call gummy a bastard for being late on his first day and then immediately cut his salary" Yes.

ゴウ ヤタガラスが絡む、この事件。 キサマが出てくることは予想していた。 Manfred I knew you would show up. You usually do when the Yatagarasu is involved, and I see this case is no exception.

and last one i got so far, in the jp dialogue mvk also calls tyrell kisama prosecutors being rude to detectives. can you imagine

[ego-osbourne]

Levin and Stellan

//click for better image quality … Time: 3hrs//

The Miraak server (formerly bread server) has a Minecraft server, and there we have paired a nitwit and pillager together as roommates, which then quickly became a ship. So, have some fun art of Levin the nervous nitwit and Stellan the definitely-not-war-criminal pillager

[pipileo]

Could you draw Marbles in her fancy dress please? 🥺💐

fancy, at a discount