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[nostalgicish]

reading my own fic that i wrote over and over again because i am my own target audience

[omocute-wobble]

Doctor von Twaddlenstein 👩‍🔬

I... I get distracted.  (≦.≦)💭 Such as by the text of @omorobin's post and G0oglɛ Trånslæte. Pls halp.

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or¡ginal te×t in ɛngl¡sh > mαlagasy > s¡nhala > ch¡nɛse (t尺ad) > ky尺gyス > spαn¡sh > s∪ndanɛsɛ > k∪尺d¡sh (k∪尺manj¡) > k∪尺d¡sh (so尺an¡) > somal¡ > s¡ndh¡ > b∪lga尺¡an > swah¡li > sαm0an > hm0ng > albαn¡an > 尺∪ss¡an > a尺mɛn¡an > pɛ尺s¡an > s¡nhαla > k¡nya尺wanda > cαtalan > frɛnch > ɛngl¡sh :

I love the scene in the Omo story where A tells B to heat up and cook and B angrily says no. Or is it embarrassing to be old… I want to cook. or "I want to hide, don't I?" Bad sound, good performance, good timing.

or¡ginal te×t in ɛngl¡sh > ¡尺¡sh > p∪njab¡ > h∪nga尺¡an > a尺mɛn¡an > q∪ɛch∪a > ts0nga > g∪ja尺at¡ > ∪スbɛk > sɛs0tho > ɛwɛ > od¡a (o尺¡ya) > hαwai¡an > tɛl∪g∪ > af尺¡kaans > sh0na > 尺oman¡an > sɛpɛd¡ > t∪尺kmɛn > ko尺ɛan > gɛo尺g¡an > ha∪sα > f¡lip¡no > ɛngl¡sh :

In Omo's case, A told B that he wanted long silent sex, and B told him what happened. a shy boy. One has to drink strong drink, right? Good delivery

or¡ginal te×t in ɛngl¡sh > m¡スo > mαo尺¡ > tw¡ > gal¡c¡an > v¡ɛtnαmɛse > g∪a尺an¡ > ɛston¡an > thα¡ > itαl¡an > ¡locαno > ¡gb0 > ɛngl¡sh :

I love this dialogue moment where Character A tells Character B that he has to quit after a long silence, and B forces him to admit that he was wrong. even said Is it wrong to say "I … I love bees?" "I'd like a bee, understand?!"

or¡ginal te×t in ...ok i'll stop ∠(≧.≧*)

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LALJIT SINGH BHULLAR ASKS DEFAULTER BUS OPERATORS TO FILE TAX AT EARLIEST

LALJIT SINGH BHULLAR ASKS DEFAULTER BUS OPERATORS TO FILE TAX AT EARLIEST

• TRANSPORT MINISTER DIRECTS BIOMETRIC ATTENDANCE OF ALL STAFF TO ENHANCE EFFICIENCY ASKS OFFICIALS TO ENSURE FULL TRANSPARENCY AS PER POLICY WHILE ISSUING NEW PERMITS NEW BUS SERVICE TO START ON PATTI-MATA CHINTPURANI-JAWALA JI ROUTE Chandigarh, March 28: Punjab Transport Minister S. Laljit Singh Bhullar, on Monday, directed the defaulter bus operators to submit tax at the earliest failing…

[astronautsgetlonley]

My friend said he was waiting for my first post. So here I am. Njabs -that’s my nickname (am I wrong to presume the fruition of our friendship). Call me that. Njabs. I’m smiling at you, my lips are cracked dry and in particular photos making a “funny” (perhaps more obscure than funny) face. So take a hard and long look at this face, observe all my imperfections and scars. Because this is the last time....

Hi friend

[geekfx]

Night Elves from @bitethebulletstudio this has *got* to be our favorite full release (Characters + Scenery) from that dynamic duo so far, and we've been huge fans since the drop! 🤩 Keep killin' it you two!🔥🤘🏼☠️ #nightelf #nightelves #fullset #bitethebulletstudio #patreon #patreoncreator #3dprint #3dprinting #3dminiature #dnd #dndminiatures #dndminis #dndencounters #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonmaster #fantasy #miniatures #myminifactory #paintingminiatures #paintingminis #printableminiatures #printedminis #rpg #ttrpg #tabletop #tabletopgames #tabletopgaming #tabletoprpg (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CV6b2E-NjaB/?utm_medium=tumblr

[guerrerense]

South Australian Railways - 2-2-0WT steam locomotive "Coffee Pot" (Kitson Locomotive Works, Leeds 4356 / 1906) por Historical Railway Images Por Flickr: www.australiansteam.com/NJAB 1.htm This photo was generously provided by Caleb's Rail Films www.flickr.com/photos/calebsrailfilms/42867603551/in/fave...

[airmanisr]

South Australian Railways - 2-2-0WT steam locomotive "Coffee Pot" (Kitson Locomotive Works, Leeds 4356 / 1906) by Historical Railway Images Via Flickr: www.australiansteam.com/NJAB 1.htm This photo was generously provided by Caleb's Rail Films www.flickr.com/photos/calebsrailfilms/42867603551/in/fave...

[giveyouyourgrin]

I am so FUCKING TIRED of people preaching and faking liberalism and compassion until it inconveniences them. Until they're angry. Until they want to tell a joke. They're not racists until a drunk Indian man is yelling on the street and then it's fine to call him a p*njab cunt. They're not homophobic until I call them out on their bullshit and they turn around and call me a f*ggots. God I am so SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS if you're going to be a bigot do it with your chest you false preaching virtue signalling peices of shit

[theygender]

How is Azelia banks homophobic, she's bi?? And when was she racist

This was like a huuuge deal back a couple years ago, it seems like she has a habit of getting into beefs with other celebrities on twitter and then just saying the most problematic shit possible to stay relevant

She has repeatedly used the word f*ggot as an insult (calling Perez Hilton, a gay man, a “messy f*ggot,” and calling Zayn Malik a f*ggot in a fight with him). She’s also transphobic, referring to Laverne Cox as “the tr*nny from Orange is the New Black,” and repeatedly implying that people are trans women as an insult (one of many examples: “Sir! Please fix your tuck! Your dick is showing!!!!” in a fight against Angel Haze)

When she got in a fight against Zayn Malik she was very racist against him, repeatedly calling him a sand n*gg*r, as well as a “curry scented bitch,” and p*njab (her racist comments got so bad that twitter actually banned her over them for a time)

She’s made antisemitic comments as well, stating that jewish people control the american media/etc

When she got in a fight with Skai Jackson (who I think was 14 years old at the time) she said a bunch of shit she shouldn’t have been saying to a literal child (like telling her to get her ass and tits done, telling her that her mom sucks Disney executives’ dicks to get her roles, and telling her she’s gonna end up depressed and addicted to drugs, for a few examples)

She also came out in support of Bill Cosby and claimed that his victims were lying about not wanting it, and that they were actually “trying to get a piece of [his] puddin pop”

All in all it seems like she just loves to say racist, transphobic, homophobic, and otherwise awful shit for attention and I am not here for it

(She also revealed that she regularly sacrifices chickens and released a video of her cleaning three years worth of blood and feathers out of her closet??? I can’t make this up)

sources for her many transmisogynistic comments and using the f slur against a gay man

screenshots of her racist comments against Zayn Malik, as well as another instance of her using the f slur as an insult

screenshots of her comments against Skai Jackson

screenshots of her defending Bill Cosby / insulting his victims

screenshots of her antisemitic comments

chicken sacrifice cleanup video (warning: lots of blood)

[eroticcannibal]

So the Azaelia Banks thing is a lot of different stories. The chicken thing was her practicing witchcraft and sacrificing chickens which is honestly not an issue imo. However she's pulled some really transphobic shit like using the t-slur at Laverene Cox and calling Zayn Malik a f*ggot, saying "he legit looks like he used to be a girl. He gives me transman teas". She also said he was a p*njab and a curry smelling bitch. And then she went after 14 year old Skai Jackson for telling her to chill.

I know all of those things but I got no idea what this current drama is (ppl really need to lay off about the chicken tho ffs)

[jaovallesart]

Relax thinking Editorial illustration #relax #relaxtime #relaxation #relaxing #idea #thinking #editorialillustration #illustration_best #illustrationartists #mummuartclub #characterillustration #moderncartooning #vectorcharacter #moderncartooning #simpleillustration #flatcolor https://www.instagram.com/p/CO0BJ1-nJAB/?igshid=9brhalgztclo

[nostalgicish]

hi!! i just read your fic “ never judge a book “ and AAA it’s so good!! i was over the moon when they both admitted they were reading/ checking out books for chances to talk to each other 🫶🫶 thank you so much for it!! it was so lovely to read!! and keithcliff was so genius i love it

waahhh thank you ! i’m a big believer in happy fluffy endings :)))

(i also think keithcliff was pretty clever not to toot my own horn)

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AS PART OF FIRST EVER ONE GO INDUCTION OF 842 BUSES, CM CHANNI HIMSELF DRIVES BUS WHILE FLAGING OFF 58 NEW PRTC AND PUNBUS BUSES

AS PART OF FIRST EVER ONE GO INDUCTION OF 842 BUSES, CM CHANNI HIMSELF DRIVES BUS WHILE FLAGING OFF 58 NEW PRTC AND PUNBUS BUSES

Says fleet of new buses to be of great benefit to the people of Punjab especially women and students 105 bus terminals constructed and renovated at a cost of Rs. 400 Crore Free bus passes to be provided to the students studying in both public and private universities & colleges Lauds Transport Minister Raja Warring’s efforts to revive and rejuvenate transport department Aam Aadmi Party…

[torixus]

Jean Njab tells Government What to Do to Eradicate Covid-19 in a Short time

[ittoysline]

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